/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My wife

My wife is cute.

Sweaty sex with Poko

Sex with Clown wife
Turning the Clown into a Mommy Clown
Having children with Clown wife
Being happy with Clown wife and kids

Clown wife Loves this
happy clown noise

Sexy wife in op

A sky void of stars.
In the distance, two twinkles.
The guide I needed.

Seth here.

I love Kattarina Qutie.
I love Katta so much.
The most perfect, hard working idol.
I wish to be an inhaler so she would put me in her mouth every day.
I love my cute, sexy, hardworking and seiso wife.
I love my NTR hating girlfriend.
I love my Russian menhera.
I love the wet, sloppy BJ countdown ASMR.
I am working out every day for you.
Please give me all of your attention.
I will wait for you with my American Visa.
Just say Seth one more time.

Please give her a chance and check her out, but remember, we are married.

To the glory of lady Poko

>>61362855
>>61362855
>>61362855
that's the real thread, this one was made by an anti falseflagging as a boobro

Chihuahua dog loli for Idol ES please
Preferably of delicious brown complexion

I want to sniff Coni’s feet

>>61363197
I hope your mom is sad one day, and soon.

i wanna breastfeed every idol member and change their diapers.

>>61363197
Double bakes happen, no need to sperg out because you're embarrassed.

>>61362888
Sweat. Sweat. Makes me wet.
Ass is fine, but feet are first.
CUM; sated, my thirst.

I love Momo

I love Riro Ron.

>>61363197
Not really sure why you feel the need to be such a faggot

>>61363530
I want to kiss this pink baby

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

Love her (kattarina Qutie from idol en soon)

>>61363671
fCK kATTRINA HATE HER

wäf

Anyone got a link to the movie Katta is watching?

>>61363572
got 3 (You)s out of it and made you faggot mad in the process

>>61364156
here ya go
https://fmoviesz.to/movie/the-summit-of-the-gods-822ov/1-1

>>61364227
holy esl...

I Love Yuko!
And miss her a lot.

>>61364023
Pupchi heals me

Double bake again?

I love my bratty rock wife!

>>61364266
same
hang in there boo bro
>>61364319
yea it was a few seconds apart, maybe the jannies will clean it up this time lol
or people just let it die this time

Riro makes me very happy!

boof bros rise up

The pain of falling for a vtuber with a schedule that completely disagrees with yours

>>61363763
Ok gay

>>61364536
Glory to the gains

Coni peut être mon clown pour toujours, et je sourirai pour elle aussi longtemps.

I love my tomboy GF Nikki Rei!
Members stream in an hour

>>61363763
>>61363671
Love. Hate. Both are great.
Haters, Lovers, molting moth.
Two cuts; single cloth.

Fellow Seths, your popcorn is ready?
I hope you did not forget any snacks for the date tonight!

Pochifeet Love!

POCHI
https://youtu.be/1fL-KH7tatc
https://youtu.be/1fL-KH7tatc
https://youtu.be/1fL-KH7tatc

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark.. alway rember happy day!!!

KATTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TVYsf9foE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TVYsf9foE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TVYsf9foE

>>61365517
I want police Pochi to beat the shit out of me

Been living under a rock for the last months, is there some kind of hate with the eel?

Oblivion comes.
It always does, I've always won.
With her, it's easier.

>>61365759
Not really, no. Now go back to your rock

Been living under a rock for the last months, post cunny!

Why people dont watch Katta? Old model? Racism? Boring?

>>61366057
she streams when i'm outside or sleeping

>>61365759
She's cool and funny. She just doesn't do GFE so she's not nearly as popular. Same with the dragon.

>>61366057
ask caleb

>>61366057
She tries too hard and isn't very entertaining usually. She has some great moments but is boring 90% of the time

>>61366057
They have a gf / and are afraid that she will find out(katta).

>>61366057
For me it's the voice. I like her personality and demeanor, but she comes across as crasswhenever she gets emotional. I really like her ASMRs tho, apart from the occasional ear rape surprise.

>>61365759
No, as soon as it was proven that she won't infect the rest of the girls with male collabs I have zero issue with her.
Hell, I even enjoy her being in collabs sometimes

I love my ghost busting wife.

>>61366057
She isn't a good streamer, she's crazy enough to make up for it a little but not enough for me to watch regularly like the girls in EN

I wanna breastfeed my daughter

>>61365759
Not hate, alot if people pretend she doesn't exist because her and Rin don't really fit with the rest of idol in terms of content.

>cunt
NOOOOO POCHI YOU CANT SAY THAT ITS LIKE NIGGER BUT FOR WOMEN IN AMERICAAA!!!

I love Kattarona Qutie!
The best girl in idol!
After her debut, she will shine bright!

Riro is cute!

>>61367072
Can someone soundpost "what a cunt", it'll come in handy

https://twitter.com/PokoRakun/status/1717958850068754520
it's pokover

>>61367255

>>61367148
Unironically Katta would do better on twitch, her personality is perfect for that adhd sperg spam type of chat

I hate donothons
https://twitter.com/PokoRakun/status/1717958850068754520

>this many breaks lining up with Pochi's redebut momentum
Good girls.

>>61367255
So thats 5 out of 12 girls on break at the same time...

>>61367255
That's almost a whole week break... it sounds someone was procrastinating and has to rush everything last minute
Glad to know it won't be a boring donothon if she needs to prepare that much.

>>61367391
Typo *13*

Fandits...

really funny seeing this dude just obviously samefagging his Katta hate for some retarded sperg reason

If you excuse me gentlemen, I'm going to have a mental breakdown in bed. Good day sirs.

>>61367488
It's either a lily schizo (probably not) or this one Nikki viewer that shits on her every time.

>>61367255
She already told us yesterday that she was going to take the days after this schedule is over off anyways until her donothon, I don't care if she takes a few more days.
I still have Riro for my Idol oshis left anyways

>>61367578
Have fun. Don't shit in the bed though

>>61367383
If Pochi can do something to make me cum in the next 4 days I'll oshihen to her

>poko takes a break to lounge around and fatten up
I love my oshi

>>61368267
she needs to prepare for winter

>>61368231
Go away you fickle bitch

>>61368267
She's going to the gym today..

>>61368267
kys sindoog

Namefags die

>>61368741
based post

>>61365591
I want her to kneel on my neck

>>61368396
listen, I know you have a hard on for that retard but not all architects are mentally retarded children, dont lump us all together
I haven't even typed in poko's chat forever

>>61368930
Leave him to his devices, its fun watching him guess wrong.

>>61368918
Okay George

>>61368930
>>61369048
Meh it's probably the usual shitter from her community
Just ignore it

https://youtu.be/E8ol0mKSPmQ
https://youtu.be/E8ol0mKSPmQ
https://youtu.be/E8ol0mKSPmQ
https://youtu.be/E8ol0mKSPmQ

Nikki is live

>>61367654
Whore

>>61369115
Whenever I see pupchi I can't help but start making monkey noises.

>>61369290
Autist

40 minute reminder to go to you local store, grab some booze and snacks to hang out with a cute drunk girl (members).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23H72qAccPM

>>61369521
oh nice i needed exactly this

Katta is peeing (in my mouth)

>>61369607
here take this for next time

>>61369664
Thanks Kira

>>61369521
can't wait, hope it's like her last drunk stream!
she was so cute, sweet, and sexy

>>61368741
X2

>>61369876
ill never understand why he is like this

https://twitter.com/coni_confetti/status/1717970585274519781
ARCHITECT BROS????

>>61370034

>>61368918
has any vtuber other than fillian ever made a george floyd joke?

>>61370034
coni is a fake fatty, not pudgy at all
ill stick (figuratively and literally) to my pudgy goddess

I wanna bash every architect's head in with a shovel

nuPochi is very cute

Pochi uses toys to masturbate confirmed

>>61370458
*kisses you and cums all over your face* youre cute when you’re mad like that

>>61370697
Every girl has a vibrator. Or, at the very least, uses a hairbrush or something

>>61368741
who?

>>61370841
he means name droppers

Newfag here. What the fuck is an Architect? Is it where you try to get your oshi to a certain "build"?

>>61370961
Hmm I’m not sure. I think it means a person who makes buildings but I’m not entirely sure

when's poko's donothon?

>>61370961
Pierce Brosnan

>>61370961
they try to make their oshi the fattest person alive.

>>61370961
its a term for a person who really likes watching city sim games like

>>61367310
she'd get banned on twitch

>>61370961
>you try to get your oshi to a certain "build"
hmm, I like this definition

Visiting the gym tomorrow for katta.

>>61371415
based

>>61370961
It's a word for mentally ill unicorns who want their oshi to be as fat as possible cause they think it'll make her unappealing to IRL men and more emotionally reliant on her fanbase for love and affection.
If it's not that mental illness, then it's just people shitposting about the girl being a fat fucking whale (this is most cases)

>>61371415
Proud of you bro, don’t ever look back once you’re in there. Become the man she desires

>>61370961
I'll go easy on you, newfagchama.
It's just a meme about being a feeder fetishist. Pierce Brosnan's the face of it because he married a supermodel in 2001 who quickly went on to gain weight and Pierce famously threatened to divorce her after she told him she wanted to slim down

>>61371677
>famously threatened to divorce her after she told him she wanted to slim down
Based

>>61371492
>It's a word for mentally ill unicorns
coni.....

>>61370961
If you want your oshi to die, you're an architect

I will get fit for my oshi

>>61371936
Stop saying it and start doing it. The results will speak for themselves

I will get fit for your oshi

I will fit my penis inside of my oshi

I will show my oshi my six pack when my merch arrives

>>61372046
What do you got? Miller? Yuengling? PBR? god forbid Heineken?

>>61370697
i am the toy

>>61372101
I walked straight into that one, didn't I?

>>61372179
I'm just banting, jewbro

i'm not seeing the yandere stream. am i blind or is that the $10 tier?

>>61372264
pay up goyim it's 10 bucks
unless she drops it last minute

>>61372264
I'll join based on the threads play-by-play of it, I doubt Pochi will be too intimate even in her upper tier

>>61372264
It'd be pretty helpful if Pochi uploaded her schedule on Youtube as a thumbnail (upcoming stream set to begin in like a year) so you can check it without having to use twitter.

>>61372715
I'd enjoy that too, but I keep her twitter bookmarked under a specific name so I can check it easily.
I really like how Riro incorporates her schedule into her end screen as well. It makes a lot of sense to show what streams are next visually instead of just saying "this stream is happening on this day, oh and this stream soon"

>>61372715
She uploads her schedule as a community post on YouTube every week.
You can also bookmark every schedule post on twitter to keep track of them easily. If you payfag for twitter, you can keep them in their own bookmark folder/group or whatever it's called

>>61372966
I know she uploads it on community tab but for some reason my mobile yt app doesn't have a community and membership tab.

I want to feed Yuyu 10 milkshakes and then make her sit on my face for 12 hours.

>>61373090
But that would hurt her tummy

>>61373049
>>61372966
Yee bookmarks is how I've got it set now. Thankies anons.

The mention of poop and its consequences have been an unmitigated disaster for /jidf/

>>61373221
Consequences will never be! the same!!

>>61373332
we dun goofed, jewbros...

>>61373221
I don't want her to poop on me, I just want her to uncomfortably fart and get really embarrassed as she desperately holds in her shit. Or maybe something similar to the fart mask from jackass.

>>61373066
Have you updated your YT App? If so I can't think of anything else.

>Soma is mid
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED

I want to rape Roca

>>61373436
its a correct opinion

>>61373221
I'm sorry you feel that way, but not for me. Feel free to scroll past my burning passion for Roca Rourin's shit on my chest if it makes you uncomfortable.

>>61373638
I'll never understand coprophilia, but more power to you, anon

roca no pants...

>>61373436
Who said it

ERECT

Damn if there was a way to send Pochi my Gamecube I would.

>>61374004
I'd encourage her to purchase a cheap, GameCube-compatible Wii and hack it, but Idol's pretty strict about legit purchase rules

>>61374075
Idol for this feel?

>>61373638
this is my favorite rockposter

>>61374383
all of them except for junarinkai

God Roca's voice makes me fucking rock hard, I want to cover her vocal cords in my cum

>>61374004
>>61374100
Wait, is it hard to get a Gamecube these days?

>>61374618
Not really, but there's almost no point in owning one over a Wii

Fuyo and Roca are like complete opposites and I love watching both

>>61374958
based broad taste in brats enjoyer

I need sex and I need it now

>>61375112
I’m sorry for you, I have already had my daily sex with my gf Rina.

>>61374833
Having a Gamecube instead will make you miss out on Super Mario Galaxy and that's about it.

Roca is being too fucking SEX

This Roca member stream will end up in a huge orgy

>>61373221
if a vtuber wanted to do that in a diaper I'd be fine with it.

Roca is so short...

if roca did sex ASMR I'd cum enough to completely fill my own mouth within 3 seconds

Okay maybe I'll send Roca a lewd maro after this stream, I'm so fucking horny I can't even concentrate on this work meeting

>>61374618
No idea. The only upside is if I sent mine it'd be free lmao.

>>61375655
Deceptively so. She doesn't have those same features as Coni/Momo/Poko, but she's just as tiny

I need to smell and taste Roca's butthole while she's streaming, I'd imagine her ass getting more sweaty by the minute

You all paid pochi $10 for her asmr stream right?

>>61376376
No

>>61376376
No. I'd rather give her $10 through streamlabs.

>>61376376
no, unless she's sucking off the mic

>>61376376
hell nah
i was ok with one or two of the girls doing it but im not gonna drop $10 a month on everyone who isnt my oshi
that shit ads up fast

>>61376376
Sell it to me. I have enough ASMR for cooming, gosling and relaxing/sleeping from the other girls. Pochi's needs to be good for me to spend more money

>>61376376
Nope, doesn't matter what she does on that tier I'm not paying

walking around town with my CUNNY gf roca ToT

>>61376376
>>61376540
This. Unless she's planning on having at least two Cuddlypon streams a week that are longer and more intimate I won't consider it. If she just wants to gatekeep gifteds she should've made it $6 like Coni.
I enjoy watching her a lot, but not to the extent of giving Neal double what I do already per month.

>>61376844
I NEED this

I'm so fucking horny, I need to cum in her right now BAD

>poorfags seething
every time lmfao

>>61377107
Wouldn't even watch for free

>>61377107
>seething
you dont know what that means

Roca makes me unreasonably aroused, and I don't understand why. She does it so effortlessly

>>61377323
she's too good at teasing and being a brat, combined with her sexy tone of voice.. if I start drinking right now too I might send her something I'll regret

>>61377107
>bragging about letting yourself get fleeced by every company around you
you're really not as based as you think you are

>>61377597
what I choose to spend my vast wealth on is my own prerogative

has any bro here ever sent roca a trib?

My wife is streaming soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQqUkSBIvec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQqUkSBIvec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQqUkSBIvec

>>61377107
If you use the term seething for feelings all the way down to indifference it'll lose all meaning. I don't care enough about Pochi to double my membership on her for a couple exclusive streams per month, if she even decides to do that many.

>>61377700
a couple of em ye

>>61376376
Gotta work late tonight so I’ll upgrade and watch the vod before bed, if there is one.

>Rocanade is gross
It's so fucking over

clevelandsteameranon...

>>61378146
Nice

>>61377372
Don't worry, I'll do it in your place. I can't contain myself

if you guys had the balls you'd post your tribs publicly here

p-pochi...

>>61379077
I'll only release them publicly after my oshi graduates

>>61379077
No thanks, I don't need to see any. I'm good.

I love my jew dog

>>61379077
If that's what you want...

>>61374075
that's a child

>>61379209
Who the fuck is that

I fucking love nu-Pochi she is such a semon demon I think I need to go to the doctors after streams because it is not normal to be erect for so long

>>61379309
It doesn't make sense to me for a girl who deleted anything even remotely suggestive cause "it's not the kind of content she wants to do" just a few months ago is now a semen demon

>>61379379
maybe because she didn't feel comfortable with her model? she didn't feel like it represented her so maybe any love towards her felt fake to her for that reason. just speculating out of my ass here, but

>>61379379
she's licking the fuck out of my right ear right now

>>61379465
that's good cope

i'm shaking

>>61379077
my tributes are for my oshi's eyes only

>>61379379
>women are retarded and fickle
NO FUCKING WAY DUDE!!!!
WHAT A SHOCKING DISCOVERY!!!

>>61379721
what a shit haiku
it should be five, seven, five
try harder retard

I will be regularly returning to this

>>61379807
no i dont think i will
i do not enjoy haikus
please make your own

that was intense. i think the gap between old and new pochi makes stuff like this even hotter. jesus.

>>61380118
she's so different its pure unadulterated sex chakra energy

I'm retarted with twitter. Is Roca's NSFW tag blended in with normie shit?

>>61379077
I'm not a whore. they're for my oshi's eyes only

>>61379721
well what makes you think she won't change her mind again in a few months lmfao

>>61379465
that doesn't make ANY fucking sense to me whatsoever, but then again I don't have a woman brain so what do I know

God I love women

>>61379887
reading this was pain
discordance and suffering
never post again

>>61380509
nah it is mixed in with random shit. she didnt find an unused tag for whatever reason.

>>61380757
nyo
nyo
nyo

>>61380509
Stupid woman didn't check but also complained there wasn't enough art there

dogs truly are man's best friends

>>61380118
it just doesn't make any sense to me how much of a 180 she made so quickly

fine i'll buy pochi's cum tier

just sent roca the mother of horny maros, time to whack off and get back to work

>>61381500
I got her prenganert (again) and now all her hormones are all wacky sry another litter on the way in the puppy farm woof woof

>>61381500
Look up “hoe phase”

>>61381634
newfag, she went from being okay with it, to not being okay with it and deleting everything cause "it doesn't represent her", now being okay with it again.
fucking menhera's man

>>61381713
single -> bf -> single

>>61381713
Pochi is just having fun and doing what she wants, but keep seething about her it's funny

>>61381779
yeah, me it hurts..

>>61381779
you’re flying a bit too close to the sun there, chill

>>61381713
that’s exactly how a hoe phase works anon

carine here.
why do cougars want to rape my ass?

>>61382023
who's carine and what's so special about your ass?

>>61382057
carnie*
You tell me because I don't know.

>>61382207
oh.
and cause it's soft, and you can't really do much about rape other than cry and cum so it's easy to take advantage of your body

Momo needs to go back to doing members ASMR and licking my ears like her life depended on it

>the day I oversleep I miss Roca drunk members
FUCK! I even looked on Holodex but apparently that piece of shit doesn't show member streams...

>>61382305
anon.. momo hasn't made you cum in 4 months now.. it's over..

>>61382338
it was good, she was really suggestive and a massive tease like you'd expect

Why do thread shitters only ever latch onto the GFE vtubers? The more GFE the more these cucks feel the need to project it seems.

>>61382399
woman manipulating men = bad, whore, etc. etc.

>>61382372
S-she'll get back to doing more...

>>61363105

Caleb here.

I hate Kattarina Qutie.
I hate her so much.
The most scuffed, careless idol.
I wish to be the butterfly mine she steps on playing in the field.
I hate this cringe, rude, self-centered whore of a hag.
I hate how she pretends she is not into NTR.
I hate Rus. Period.
I hate the disgusting spitting sounds when she attempts ASMR.
I am working every day against you.
You will never find me.
I will not stop until you are dead.
I dare you to say Seth one more time.

Please shit on her in maros and cause her grief, but remember, I get the killing blow.

>>61382399
who is threadshitting besides you?
the carnie was just trying to be funny

>>61382557
stop being retarded on purpose

>>61382305
Cat is going to become a ponpup now isn’t he.

>>61382583
I miss my oshi fuck off faggot

>>61382663
not talking about you, you brain dead retarded nigger holy shit, if someone says something about thread shitting and you instantly assume its about you, you might want to reconsider what you post

I went to McDonalds and ate a double filet-o-fish. AMA

>>61382777
based hope it tasted good.

>>61382557
>>61382663
he very clearly means the people shit talking Pochi dumbass

>>61382777
why mcdonalds when you could get something so much better

>>61382881
I had a coupon for a double filet-o-fish.

>>61382815
>>61382741
fuck pochi, i hate that cunt, i hope she dies
t. le threadshittér

>>61382962
I like Pochi =(

>>61382942
fair enough.. was it good?

>>61382983
then ure probably A THREADSHITTER

>>61382962
fuck pochi, i love that cunt. i hope she streams more
t. le moi

>>61383028
*insert image of its over Pochi 2.0*

>>61383067
>>61383073
threadshitters
both of them

>>61383022
I like the tartar sauce but I could probably make a better piece of battered fish for the same price myself.

>>61383153
I like my fish like I like my women, battered

I couldn't goon to Pochi since I was busy tickling the flopper to Roca, but I'll gladly milk the meat hog to Pochi later tonight

>>61383153
This guy?
Yep.
You guessed it.
A threadshitter.
>>61383201
Another one.
>>61383226
They come in threes.

>>61383201
Same bro, same.

>>61383201
kek

I miss my wife

>>61383153
doesn't sound worth it even with the coupon tbhdesu

>>61376376
Is this what Pochi meant by doing some stealth marketing?

I need to lube this leprecunny's butt and fuck her holes for the entire night

>>61382305
>>61382372
MOMO COME BACK AND GIVE EAR LICKS. We will forgive your absentee Korean menhera-ness....please come back and be a coomer again. Please....just a crumb of GFE is all we ask.

>>61383323
That was Tomer posting that

>>61383306
If you could get it for the coupon price of $3 cdn it’s pretty good. Normal price definitely not.

i'm just happy that pochi is feeling happy

>>61382777
What kind of stew can I make that is easy to prepare and gives me the nutrition I need before a workout?

>>61383475
cum stew
yummy.

>>61383475
a smoothie

>>61383475
I’m a big fan of polish hunters stew. You don’t need to add ALL the different types of meat. It gives a great amount of protein and veg and doesn’t need carbs like most other meat and potato type stews.

>>61383475
a smoothie, idiot.
a stew is way too heavy before a workout

Does anyone here send Pochi pictures of food they cooked in maro? Not sure if it’d come off like flexing or something.

>>61383908
fucking cookfag
wear this and bend over

>>61383908
are you a chef or are you just sending her some jam on toast?

>>61383977
Somewhere in between that I guess.

>>61383908
prob much more wholesome than the wads of semen they send her.

>>61384013
post something you've made, it better be Michelin quality

>>61384027
I can bukkake the food if she’d like that too.

>>61384066
yeah but you gotta show you've eaten it after too

>>61376376
Why the fuck would I pay for these girls higher tiers when I could spend the same amount on AVtubers that do actual porn?

What about doing a tribute but instead of cumming on the chuuba's face you cum on something you cooked, she's definitely not forgetting that anytime soon

>>61383908
I dont tend to send many pictures in general but I'm sure she'd like it.

>>61384174
I make nice homemade sourdough bread, think anyone would appreciate a cum sandwich?

>>61384176
cause you don't have an emotional connection with the AVtubers, I presume (maybe you do I don't know who your oshis are)

>>61384176
If you just want coom material then go do that and quit asking dumb questions. Some people actually care about the girls they watch to some degree.

Realistically speaking, what would happen if idol closed all the girl's maros?

>>61384323
nothing other than people being a bit upset and sad

>>61384323
months of THEY HATE US uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>61384323
my oshi then opens one on her PL lol

>>61384060
Lol not even close. Here’s some risottoslop.

>>61384323
>Realistically speaking
people would bitch a little out of disappointment.

>>61384515
>snapchat
>napkin under cuttlery
uhhhh

I love how Riro is brute forcing this section, I don't think she even knows the monster is blind

>>61384515
steak looks overdone, risotto doesn't look bad though.
probably better than anyone here can cook

>>61383908
I was thinking of doing this recently too, actually.
>>61384654
The juice looks red enough, it's probably medium at worst.

>>61384174
I’ll show her my own version of yogurt on toast.

>>61384515
that steak is a warcrime victim

>>61384262
>>61384275
If you are paying because you care about them then you better be fucking paying for the highest tier they have. Otherwise you dont really care about them as much as you believe.

>>61384750
>giving 30% of 100/mo to youtube when streamelements exist
retard

>>61384750
Hello manager-san.

>>61384691
It was more like medium-well. My mom thinks rare/medium rare is bad for your health and throws a fit if my dad or I make “undercooked meat”.

>>61383475
Basically any stew? Or make a pot roast if you want it to be even simpler. Just throw a chuck roast into a slow cooker with some carrots, potatoes, sliced onion and beef broth and turn it on for a few hours until you can pull the meat apart effortlessly. Add salt and pepper to taste once it's cooked and you're done. Congrats, you just made a half dozen meals. You can even use baby carrots if you don't want to futz with peeling and chopping them.

>>61384750
Not paying 99 dollars a month for something that's gonna leave me in 2 to 5 years.

>>61384851
hope your mom doesn't do the cooking

>>61384852
I will be doing this. Thanks, anon

>>61384750
Or I could just be paying for the tier that has the intimate / close content? What is this retardation.

>>61384937
She hates cooking. I was brought up as a male-wife.

>>61384973
cute..

>>61384973
>I was brought up as a male-wife.
That's kinda hot, anon.

what an absolute autist
is he like this always?

consider, cunny.

>>61385067
isn't this like a week old now? why are you still chimping out over it

yeah im thinking cunny!

>>61384973
You're gonna make a faildaughter a very happy failwife one day anon

>>61385067
kys

>>61385067
u left a pube in the bottom right

>>61385067
This is literally what maros are for

>>61385067
go and cry about it on discord

>>61385121
Who is the most girlfailure tier in Idol?

>>61385240
me :(

>>61384654
Cooking isn't exactly a rare skill.

Did somebody say cunny?

>>61385317
It really is if you’re a uni age male. Nice plate man. What kind of sauce is that on the left?

>>61385240
Personally, I'd say it's a toss-up between Rin and Coni, probably also Yuko

>>61384945
Just make sure to add the pepper at the end. You'll cook the flavor out of it if you put it in at the beginning.

wow Yuko got ABDL art first..

>>61385317
>>61384515
im something of a cookfag myself

>>61385417
Well, I'm a 30 year old oji-san. The sauce on the left is a simple tzatziki.

>>61385583
You rice seems happy!

>>61385661
jasmine rice, unwashed, finished off heat, with leek, seasoned with some pepper and lemon juice for zest

>>61385577
Good for her I hope it's actually good and not dev art garbage.

>no Pogo until Donothon
LIFE HAS NO MEANING

>>61385817
theres meaning in everything.

>>61385795
it's okay..not the best honestly.

>>61385583
I can't fully tell what's going on here, but the browning looks nice.

>>61385851
>spades

>>61385067
Is this the one that was narrating during the Little Evil Roca stream?

>>61385317
very middle eastern, but looks yummy

>>61385583
what is all the stuff that's not rice and mushrooms?
that looks really good though, fancy

>>61384323
I cant speak for any of you faggots but Idol would be way more boring for me. This isnt my first rodeo communicating with vtubers through maros and it became a huge part of the fun for me. It makes me feel closer to the girls and care more for them.

>>61385583
I would eat the fuck outta those mushrooms gj. Woe and malnutrition be upon mushroom haters

>>61385763
Yeah the food looks great, I'm a bit biased since I really like mushrooms.
But I'm refering to the face on the rice.
Sorry for my autism

>>61386008
I'd just switch over to twitter DMs

>>61386035
fucking boobros..

>>61385583
This is the only food posted so far that I dont find disgusting looking. I would let you cook for me.

>>61385942
It's somewhere between Greek and Turkish. It was tasty but I dunno if I'll do it again soon because making all the different components is a pain and makes lots of cleanup. But maybe I just need to practice and get faster.

>>61386089
Which of the girls are you?

I want Katta to cook me Russian cuisine

>>61386111
that rice looks like it took some preparation.
i like though, tzatziki goes well with a lot too

>>61386140
Borscht is really good, my grandma makes it a lot.
I can't reeally think of anything else that really stands out as "russian" food though

when's the jewbro goonsesh

>>61386250
is that like a potluck?

>>61386230
Olivier salad. Even tho it was made by a French guy. We have it for literally every special occasion.

>>61386013
>>61386035
ikr? Imagine not knowing hundreds of mushroom species by heart, hunting for them in the woods and wolds for hours while drinking from streams and snacking on forest berries. Couldn't be me.

>>61386089
Thanks, Pochi. This means a lot.

>>61386053
I mean if they are okay with that. I never tried to send DMs cuz I dont wanna be blocked.

>>61386439
Katta kept sending me dog pictures daily until I blocked her

>>61386199
I got off pretty easy using a rice cooker. I put the turmeric, lemon juice, and some chicken bouillon in with the rice to cook then just had to stir it a bunch with the dill and butter once it finished. It was just the sheer number of things since I made the hummus and the dressing for the salad as well.

>>61386510
Kek based

>>61384323
I would have to send DMs in one of her PL accounts probably

>>61386324
huh, looks just like potato salad

>>61386529
ohh I figured it was just bought hummus and dressing.
good on ya doing it all from scratch though

>>61385940
he was
>>61385116
i watched the vod today and had to ask

bakerchama???

>>61386932
I don't really like store-bought dressing or hummus. It's not hard to make either, just time-consuming.

>no baker
it's so rirover