/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
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Advent Horror Voice Drama:
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Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

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Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

it's a bit uncool to get spooked so hard by cardboard cutouts popping out from hedges...
but i'll forgive this since she's already cool enough

>>61022254
This is the cutest Pokemon and im tired of pretending otherwise

>>61022354
I like this creature

SHIORI CUTE

do you hate me

I am going to Shiori

Sorry, I couldn't resize it reasonably for a soundpost.

Here's Shiori talking about the condom piñata
https://files.catbox.moe/qjluet.webm
https://streamable.com/gfky0k

Here's the lullaby.
https://files.catbox.moe/9kwuu2.webm
https://streamable.com/vu96ga

SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE

>>61022354

The Monthly Novella for October 2023 is:
>[Sheridan Le Fanu] Carmilla (1hr52m@250wpm)

If you want to read this yuri vampire story written before Dracula:
>https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/10007

Discussions will open first week of November. If you've finished it already, check out other recommendations in the poal:
>https://poal.me/1o7eqr

SHIORI A CUTE
stop feeding the SEAniggers and the shitposters from the catalog with your schizo doomposting

>>61022524
I am asking again if we skipped The Sign of the Four, or if it's just me.

>>61022593
Who do you think is doing the schizo doomposting?

>>61022631
I don't remember that one being selected

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

Please do not forget that it's Sunday afternoon in mudland
>>61016902
Good luck novelites, and god speed.

私にもう一度愛を感じさせたのシオリ・ノヴェラが嫌いだ。
私を彼女に恋させたのが許せながった。
この道理はおわかりですか?

>>61022524
Proof of her not being /here/:
She doesn't participate in the monthly bookclub.

>>61022421
this Shiori is really CuteSex

>>61022749
Maybe I would if you would give choose an audiobook.

>>61022797
Anon, it's very easy to just look up the audiobook for Carmilla on Youtube.

>>61022797
Don't use I and pretend to be Shiori with sentences that broken.

>>61022664
the needy GFE schizos and heart schizos post stream. it's been tolerable these past few streams but today the Jakartans took the easy schizo bait and now it's schizos feeding SEAniggers and vice versa in an endless loop.
Im going to bed. try to keep sane /shig/ and don't feed the jakartans any more pagpag.

>>61023014
Goodnight.

>Comfy zatsu and piano session
>Shiori sang the cutest lullaby for me
>Ignored all shitposts
>Inner peace without meds

>>61022354
huh... saw some comment say this exact thing on the vod...

>>61023074
Don't start please, we already have enough on our plate tonight.

>>61023014
Rest well

Merging days 14 and 15 because lol angels and demons. Of course I would. I wanted to do a bonus third that's a mixture of both (picrel), but I kinda liked the idea of ending it on an open-ended question even though I doubt anyone's going to answer.
Have fun as always. Rentry for previous days: https://rentry.org/sggoi
>A piano is being played in the distance
>Your surroundings are all dark, you can't see anything
>You follow the sound of the piano, but as you walk, you feel yourself bump into something
>Your eyes try to focus in the darkness
>There you see a pair of golden eyes open, then stare at you, the eyes give the impression of..amusement?
>The piano stops playing, and instead you hear a voice speak to you
>"Welcome, weary traveler. Do you wish to continue down this road? Or shall I take you to a more, rough? Heated? Path.
>Suddenly a red light glows behind you, and the girl in front of you is illuminated in the red glow.
>She has two-tone hair, white on her right side, black on her left, her golden eyes continue to stare down at you, as you gaze at her, you also notice what seems to be, a tail? And horns too.
>"Ah, I must have died, and you're the devil that will take me?"
>She smiles and responds to you in a sultry voice: "Succubus, really. But yeah, that's me. And yeah, you've died."
>She begins to approach you, you can feel her breath against her neck, a mischievous smile appears on her face as the tips of her lips curve upwards.
>"Just close your eyes, and you'll feel better, better than you ever did while alive."
>Her hands gently caress your cheek and your chest
>Her invitation to close your eyes is tempting, you feel as though if you were robbed of your life, you may as well take what you want, right?
>Just before your eyes close, you begin to hear the sounds of the piano again
>It's beautiful, hauntingly so
>You open your eyes in the direction of the sound, forward, behind the girl trying to seduce you
>A yellow light then gleams forward, illuminating both the piano and the girl playing, however her appearances induces some form of confusion
>She looks exactly like the devil in front of you, however she's dressed in pure white, with feathery white wings
>Her appearance is a lot more refined, almost radiant
>She continues to play the piano and then sings, almost in a lullaby
>"Come this way, the blessed path before you, a door to happiness, a door to a new world"
>Your feet slowly begin to move forward, her lullaby is enchanting, soothing, your heart is listening to the tune.
>The devil in front of you puts her arms around you from behind, gently wrapping around your neck, her tail around your waist and she begins to whisper into your ear.
>"Don't leave me for her, I'll always keep you company until you can't take any more. Ok?"
>The words whispered into your ear freeze you in your tracks, you can't help but feel a tinge of pain as those words are whispered in your ear.
>You want to keep her company, you want to stay by her side.
>Stuck between a choice before you, a third light shines down directly from above, however what appears isn't a person but rather a...blob?
>The blob looks as if it were made of viscous black liquid, a face appears on it that looks of one that had seen all sorts of Hell.
>You begin to hear a raspy voice speak to you, it actually sounds grating.
>"Anon...You must...Make a choice...Descend to Hell or...Ascend to Heaven."
>The decision now given to you, the succubus-like entity clings to you a little tighter, whispering into your ear in a tone that's laced with lust.
>"You'll choose me won't you?"
>Meanwhile, the angel-like entity plays a new tune on her piano.
>The tune is a mix of calm, and a deeper feeling, melancholy? Regret?
>She also begins to sing to her own tune.
"Don't listen to her, a life of sin, isn't one meant for you. Just come sit next to me, it will be alright, I'm here for you."
>As the last words leave her lips, she looks at you with a gentle smile on her face. She then gets up and steps towards you, taking both of your hands in hers
>Her angelic hands are as soft as a pillow, it's almost unnatural.
>The succubus glares at her, then clings to you tighter, her hands resting around your neck, and the other just above your waist
>You now have a demon girl clinging to you, while an angel girl is holding your hands
>Both are leading you to a special place
>But, what is your decision? What do you choose?

>>61023074
He's already on the spreadsheet so nothing too surprising

>>61023187
that's not me

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

where's the best collection of Shiori piano songs?

I'm completely blanking. What's a sport Shiori would play? Need it for the next writefag.
If no one can think of a decent one I'm just going to default to tennis because Bremerton is fucking hot.

Fun back and forth.
https://files.catbox.moe/wo988q.webm
https://streamable.com/kapvo8

>>61023409
They're in the improvisations rentry.

>>61023477
Urban Brawl or Combat Biker

>>61023184
Feel good as always. Thanks.

>>61023477
Extreme Tricycling. She talked about buying one once for her dog but she'd totally do that.

I've been thinking about what Shiori said in regards to friendships and I think she would hate me. I'm too much of an asshole irl and online and I only think about myself really.

>>61023477
>What's a sport Shiori would play?
She seems like the type that wouldn't play or have an interest in sports at all honestly.

>>61023477
go with tennis. tennis sluts are extremu hot, make it an erotic story too. and yes i like bremerton from azur lane too.

>>61023477
badminton
fencing
croquet

I need to be better

>>61023780
That's exactly why I'm blanking.
Shiori has outright said no sport for her. But day 16 is sport day for holoctober.

SHIORI CUTE

>>61023477
She talked about badminton before.

>>61023828
Could just write it as the minecraft sport thing.

>>61023184
I think I will pick the succubus.

Thanks again for the story.

Novella, my beloved Nov... umm why are you without your sister? And have you seen my Novella?

>>61023477
Dodgeball? Badminton? Ping Pong?

>>61023477
Lorewise? Chess. Fencing if you need a contact one.

now, the dork who speak to us? none probably, go with whatever suits your story.

>>61023869
Huh, that could work. Need to research though.
Never watched a single thing of hololive Minecraft sport event, what do they even do there?

>>61022354
I think it's cool that she stayed with us for extra time even though she hit weak voice point. I appreciate it.

I just got off of work what's with the shizoposting?

>>61023184
I choose to LIVE, good reading as always

>>61023713
I knew a lot of girls like her growing up and while they were not unkind to me the thing about not properly reciprocating was usually the thing that killed my associations with them. I was (still am) so bad at talking to girls that I would get really in my head about reaching back out.

>>61023184
I enjoy them fighting for me more than the path itself kek.
Good writing as usual, the atmosphere of the story is great with the music involved.
Thanks for the story anon

>>61023945
Standard sports festival stuff. Relay races, beanbag/snowball toss, etc. Some non-standard stuff too like redlight greenlight.

>>61023713
Man, I'm terrified if ever reaching out to people. I'm an awful friend, but noone ever reaches out to me anyways so maybe I'm just not worthy of being friends with anyone.

>>61024032
novelites being very needy as usual

>>61024331
Oh, you could cliche anime episode it and have Shiori be riding on you in the cavalry battle or somesuch.

tourist here to say that some of them are literally not allowed to show their pets if those pets might have appeared somewhere on the internet before they joined holo
also some of you might not be used to holostuff, they are all literally encouraged to be paranoid and have good opsec

>>61025252
>they are all literally encouraged to be paranoid and have good opsec
Note: Most holos fail at this simple task.

>>61023528
>checked her piano reps
this surprises me knowing it takes many years to have one EN hires that actually knows how to play piano and understand music notes. I hope her when 3D debuts happen, cover can give her a piano to play with, imagine the performance

>>61025252
Not like she hasn't been extremely cautious in the past either. Wearing the mask is just one of those. Shiori's a good girl and knows how to keep herself safe. I'm proud of her.

i scrolled through that thread reading all the doomposts and watched the end of the stream that i missed in like 2x speed, that was literally nothing bad
you're a bunch of crybabies or new here or shitposters
this is why splits are dumb
man up, for pete's sake!

I love my OpSec conscious wife

Goodnight

I think that glance Shiori gives us while she's playing piano might be her hottest look yet

>>61025685
It's not as bad as people were making it out to be but I still can't shake the feeling that the entire tone of that zatsu was to push the needy fags away. They are giving us a bad name.

>>61025772
I think she's the hottest when she breathes through her mouth. Maybe add a dripping drool too.

>>61025811
You're reading into it too much, there was hardly anything out of the ordinary. The real needyfag callout was in the member stream.

The real needyfag callout was her shitting on Eric.

>>61025252
Are you dumb? The meldown wasn't about muh opsec, we already knew that when she privated the pumpkin stream.

>>61025736
Goodnight

>>61025821
>when she breathes through her mouth
YOU AGAIN

Novelight posts has to stop. I need more meltdowns

It happened after Puppet Combo, so it's tied to the game quality too.
If it's absolute shite then the thread tends to engage in shitposting more openly and those two have without a doubt been the worst games she's played.

>>61026117
Maybe we need the Chillaslop back after all...

>>61026154
Aww hell no.
But we do know that there's a backrooms collab with Nerissa planned for next week most likely being announced tomorrow.

>>61026194
Is "backrooms" codename for rape dungeon?

>>61025736
Cute Night and Sleep Tight

>>61026194
wonder when we'll get someone other than nerissa

>>61026194
Schedule was changed...we could've had a karaoke this week
hopefully we get one before she goes on her xmas break

Have had to miss the last few streams due to real life and am gonna be catching up on VODs this week, should I watch this full stream or skip through it?

>>61026540
It's still Shiorium. If you have the time, watch it. If not then just the zatsu part

I just ate taco bell and topped it off with an ice cream and now my stomach hurts.

>>61026540
you can skip to the 1 on 1 time today if you don't have much time if not you can just leave the VOD to the side and listen to shiori and rissa chatting

LotB2 manager for The Shiori Novella here.
More progress has been made on Novelknight. I've wrapped up his moveset more or less. Based on the response it got, I'll be keeping Novelknight's initial test entrance and song. (https://files.catbox.moe/pvqgxl.mp4)) And based on the feedback I got here yesterday, his profile should be set as well.
As for what I settled for his profile on based on responses:
Novelknight is high in Loyalty as well as Desperation, Average levels of Pride, Respectfulness, and Boldness, and is slightly Aggressive.
He hails from The Queen City, announced as "Blackwell Knight"
He utilizes his Poison (Ink) Mist Payback to turn the tide of matches.
There are a few more things I'd like some input on: His signature moves and finishers. Based on suggestions, Novelknight is a technical fighter and as such uses many submission type moves. I've chosen some moves based on feedback, to consider variety, and in relation to Shiori
https://files.catbox.moe/ej1pvk.mp4
Signatures: The Bearhug was suggested by an anon; Shiori often hugs us Novelites at the end of streams, so Novelknight is simply sharing the love.
The Wheelbarrel Facebuster was something I picked out in relation to Shiori's spontaneous nature. It's a move that can come out of nowhere, and gives Novelknight an option against opponents who might resist his submissions.
Finishers: Silence was another one I chose, one for the technical nature, but two, with the way the headlock is held, its as though Novelknight is telling his foe a tale, and it felt on brand.
Last but not least, I saw the Hangman's Neckbreaker as the method Novelknights used to kill or incapacitate Novelights when they were without weapons in the past. It's a very brutal move, and again gives a non-submission option.
Let me know if these seem fitting, or if you think Novelknight should be using something else. No need to be specific, if it feels off, lemme know and we can work on it.
Also! We can give call out names for the announcer to say for these moves, rather than their specific in game designation. For Silence, I was thinking "Bedtime Story" and for Hangman's Neckbreaker "Banish the Light". If you have any suggestions for the signatures, or different names for the finishers, that'd be cool too.
After that, what's left on the table is deciding our final crowd sign, and making a custom graphic of some kind for the videoboards during his entrance.
Any feedback at all would be appreciated, fellow shiggers.

>>61026461
I think that was due to the schedule change, she's had to mix things around. But I'd say the piano playing is a worthy replacement in the meantime.

Nerrisa is doing FAITH
Faith bro status

I'll say that as a self admitted needy Novelite and a parasocial, Shiori hasn't done anything to make me see her differently. But the poor girl is busy as heck and I'm just happy she grabbed out her keyboard and started jamming instead of finishing off the superchats and wrapping up. Shiori is still really open and shares some good stories and personal moments, like that message from her dad. I just wish there was more I could do for her.

>>61026872
somehow you passed the filter with this spelling. wtf

>>61026872
Fuck, that means Shiori won't do it... It's Shiover. Can always hope for next year. It's the one game I wanted her to play this month super badly.

>>61026885
Do your reps. Make content.

>>61026929
Why can't they both do it? Surely she knows lots of people want it.

>>61026958
NTA, but what if I suck at everything and give up on things I suck at?

I'm just catching up, what's up with the schizos again?

>>61027005
not need to bring it again, just read last page

>>61026999
Then I seriously hope that you don't go around saying things like "I just wish there was more I could do for her" if you can't even do your reps.

>>61026661
I haven't been keeping up with your LotB2 stuff but that novelknight and entrance are pretty metal.

>>61027051
Righto, i'll be back then.

The real NTR was that Nerissa's stealing Faith...
Mortis moment.

igdi 50 holos can play the watermelon game why won't two play another?

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, kuani e omap ash!

I missed the stream, what happened this time

>>61027269
Shiori called your mom a fat whore.

All you shiggers need is to have some

>>61027333
Save me, George Michael -sama

It was a really fun after stream experience, if I didn't get hearted I would be losing my mind but I'm okay. See you guys tomorrow.

>>61027425
gsh and sleep well shigger

>>61027077
That patheticness is my best effort...

>>61026958
You're right. You're absolutely right. I've been stronger before, but I've allowed myself to rust in a state of inactivity, I grew too comfortable and cocky. I should refocus my efforts and start doing my reps again.

>Schedule comes out
>no FAITH but
>Deadly Premonition
Would that be an acceptable compromise?

Goodnight Novelites, may sleep kill all my shitty thoughts of self hatred

>>61027643
Goodnight. Don't forget you have to smile. Princess's orders.

>>61026872
are you fucking with me right now. shiori gets shitty wrriten horror slop (cat lady was fine) while nerissa gets actually good written kino that pertains a religion she holds close to her heart? I'm gonna go to bed

>>61027726
Could be that's why she won't play it.
Goodnight.

>>61027333
oh my good golly

Haha... rough night.

>>61027765
she should know that the dev is a missionary and sunday school teacher plus she played mortuary assistant

I guess I'm a Novelight now.
Fuck.

>>61026906
You sound like a cunt.

>>61027859
Is he actually?
That's pretty cool

What if Henmama is the one who hearts comments?

>>61027967
IT'S REALLY FUCKING OVER

>>61027911
Yeah, in an interview with wendigoon some of the letters in the game were based on his own experience when he was doing missionary work. An example being about the letter about San La Muerte in chapter 1

>>61027967
Unlikely they have been dead for a month and replaced by a sock puppet

>>61028007
I've been putting that video off for a while cuz I mostly just watch Holos during the day and his stuff when I'm in bed, but it's like 3 hours long..

>>61028092
It's worth the watch, just dissect it by chapters

>>61027726
inb4 more Chillas next week

Maybe she's just not interested in it.

>>61028578
She hates you specifically

>>61028683
Sometimes I wish. I'm not even a name on her radar.

>>61028731
Don't be so sure

>>61028806
I'm simply Anonymous. And I'm perfectly content with her thinking I'm an asshole. I am.

She hates the hacker known as 4chan

>>61028925
WE ARE

>>61027859
>>61028007
this seems pretty wild to think about at first, but then you remember that the whole point of becoming a missionary is to subscribe yourself to the idea that you are willing to be mutilated and bled by the worst horrors of existence in order to save others and uphold the teachings of the Messiah who experienced the same.
so a missionary would not only willing to believe the story in a game like Faith is somewhat tangible, but infact, inevitable. we will all have to face the demons eventually.

>>61028731
>>61028892
Can smell the cope
I bet you're a heartschizo

I read in earlier threads way back about her doing World Of Horror. I think that game's pretty enjoyable too

>>61029377
Not a fan myself. But then when am I? She plays some awful games. Thank god I'm here for her and not her game choice.

It's a valid point. All the other Advent girls will unhesitatingly state they love their fanbase. Shiori refuses. Why?

>>61029505
She says she appreciates us, that's good enough.

Can shiori quote the Psalm 91?

>>61029505
She doesn't. The best you get is she wants you to be better.

>>61029505
We're her pet project.
You're supposed to outgrow her and find someone of your own.
How many times does she need to repeat it?

We really need the Marshmello Q&A stream... It would be perfect

>>61029644
As if she'd answer half of the questions anyone from /here/ would send in.

>>61029505
She hates you in particular. She won't say it until you leave.

>>61029680
I don't need her to answer them on stream, just knowing what some of us feel about her is enough, you can say that she's /here/ but at least with this is a better confirmation

>>61029740
That's slightly more depressing and I don't want to subject her to that.

No. Fuck Shiori.

In hindsight this is hilarious >>60906217

>>61030093
sure thing

Anyone feel like keeping a grudgepost?
There will be no 3D debut kiss.

>>61030235
Implying she won't graduate before that.

It feels like it's been one of those weeks all day.

>>61030327
you should end it all now it doesn't get better

>Novelites create comfy threads
>Comfy threads create Novelights
>Novelights create moldy threads
>Moldy threads create Novelites

She doesn't deserve us.

>>61030525
Unironically. We drag her down.
She'd be better off without us.

Sexy pepper. Hot shit-taker. Mmmmm, let me look at it. Oh shit pepper, that's hot.

>>61030640
Yeah I'm just going to believe this says more about her fucked up furry friends that she thinks we want to fuck her cat. What sick twisted mind would even reach that conclusion.

>>61030695
I think she was just shitposting IRL, but you guys never laugh, so you can't detect a joke.

>>61030853
Pepper will show her who shitposts IRL.

>>61030872
Very HOT!

>>61030853
I'm just like her!

klcks you in the pussy

>>61030975
you mean the willy wonka factory?

>>61030975
oh good gravy now I'm infertile

>>61031057
If I was Shiori's boyfriend, I would find ways to make her permanently infertile. I would give her pills that destroy her eggs. Why you ask? So I can cum inside her all I want without worrying about a baby.

What a shitty post.

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

I've never understood the obsession with willingly throwing away money for children. Throwing money away for my own wants and needs and my lover's is great.
Wanting to create more of my offspring? Naw
Wanting to spend my money on someone that might disappoint me? Naw

>>61031253
Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, specially since they're such good size and all.

>>61030975

>>61031286
I can care about my spawn, I think. But for people going into relations with a spawn already with the partner, that one I can't even imagine.

>>61031527
Cute. source?

Yana is currently working on more emotes such as the bonkenator one. Should I slide into her DMs and cheer her on?

>>61031649
Shoot your shot king

>>61031381
Shiori NEEDS to do a cock & ball torture stream when she gets 3D

I want to kiss a novelite.

>>61031707
I was just shitposting and never really sent any but now I have noticed that she closed her DMs. That means that she's /here/.
Hello Yana, big fan.

>>61032059
Or maybe some schizos thought you weren't shitposting and tried to contact her.

>>61032093

who is yana

>>61032365

I fell asleep to the stream last night and I had the best night's sleep that I've had in years.

>>61032532
cute

>>61032059
or was it the few schizos here that harassed her in her DMs so that she have them closed
I wouldn't put this past it by the novelights itt

I mastrubate to pepper only. Sorry femoids, I'm sure you can understand.

>>61033386
Holy based catfucking anon

>>61032093
>>61032888
No schizos were involved but Shiori reads the threads so she warned her imouto friend. It's just more proof that our Shisus is /here/.

>>61032888
novelights are based

I'm in permanent sadshi mode now until Shiori comeback and clear everything up

>>61034249
Shouldn't have shat on the floor, Pepper.

Fuck man, I think I'm crushing on Shiori pretty hardcore, never felt this way about a vtuber before, FUCK.

>>61034616
Just jerk it off, man. It'll be gone after one post-nut clarity.

>>61034616
Welcome to the club

At least it's not day off today. Imagine her taking two days off after that haha

No (you)s today.

where are yasashii hours

>>61034800
sorry, I woke up

Are you happy, novelights?

>>61029505
she's a tsundere you baka

Crying over what could've been. Regretting the wrong choices I made. Another one of those moments.

>>61034983
Yeah

Good morning!

>>61035970
You made me check if today is Monday.

>>61035970
Why am I Mococo?

>>61036336
Because you are not Fuwawa.

>>61036336
>>61036605
I'm already Tracer

The best Shiori cosplay so far. Though the hair's not right lol.

>>61037138
Fixed for you

>No kiss

>I bet you never miss

>>61022354
yummy creature

>Shiori, S stands for Sad
WDSMBT?

>>61039074
Are there many options?

>>61039140
Sex

>>61039157
Are there many options of what she meant by "Shiori, S stands for Sad?"

>>61039284
Dood no, she misspoke! She totally meant Sex instead of Sad!

The C in Shiori stands for Cute

>>61039533
wait a second

Bad morning

>>61039914
I haven't had a good one in probably two months

>>61040020
Same this bitch ruined everything

novelights...

>>61040075
Hey.

>>61039914
Good morning.

>>61040066
Iroihs ruined this anon's life.

>>61040075
you change the picture everytime by 1 pixel just to fuck up my filters kys

>>61040416
I do nothing of the sort!

>>61040075
>>61040440
kill yourself

Another slow day, comfy.

Shiori, 3DPDs are flirting with me again. Please save me. How do I stop them? They hinder my focus and ambitions. My motivation must be centred around Shiori.

>>61033386

>>61034983
I went out of town to visit some friends this weekend. I don't know, the more time I spend alive the more I feel like there's something fundamentally wrong with me that makes me unable to really belong or fit in anywhere with anyone. I don't know what I'm doing with my life or why I do anything. It all feels like a colossal grind and I don't know how much longer I can deal with it.

>>61041351
Shiori would want you to make friend, find a soulmate, and be happy without her.

>>61041351
How many times has Shiori said she hopes we find our forever friends too? You are not doing what she wants if you push other people away to cling to her.

Just checking, but none of you actually love Shiori, right? Gotta keep it at a healthy admiration fit for a proper fan.

>>61034983
no

Does anyone here want to be my friend?

>>61042317
I mean, yes, but I'm terrified of reaching out to people and sure as shit ain't gonna post any personal information here, even a throwaway account.

>>61042317
We cannot be friends, and we should not be friends.

>>61034983
nyo, because my bday is close by and it makes me melancholic and sad

>>61042394
That’s understandable. Posting any socials here is an invitation to get doxxed

>>61042417
That’s fair, you’d probably hate me anyway

>>61042476
I miss when getting older was something to be excited about instead of being a reminder that you're wasting your time away and feel like you're far behind in life compared to everyone else.

One more day before the doctor's appointment.
I'm anxious. I'll either get medicine, or more appointments. I've been waiting so long that I feel like the disappointment from the latter would put me in a colossal rut.

>>61042654
Didn't you just have one? Are you dying or something nigga?

>>61042269
Depends what time you ask.
I just see her as inspirational and a cute anime girl to watch. If you ask around the time of her streams, you'll get those that are in love with her, etc.

>>61042710
No, must have been other shigger. I'm the nigga who can barely eat anything because of stomach pain. My last doctor visit was like 3 weeks ago and I'm going to see a specialist now.

I miss nice food. I miss sweets and coffee.

>>61042269
love Shiori as a fan, nothing more. She's just an inspirational idol that novelites can interact with from afar. Those that seek for something closer will only be disappointed and be schizos

>>61042649
This whole year has been filled with me fucking up and hating myself for it, then I see a lot of the people around me descending into full on alcoholism/other drug addiction and at least have the minor solace that my health is mostly good besides getting injured relatively easily and my "bad decisions" were more "thing that didn't work out" than an actual bad choice or idea.

I want to bully Shiori to the point of lifelong trauma.

>>61042269
haha it's just a healthy admiration haha yep

>>61042796
I feel you. I’m going in for a colonoscopy next week at a new doctor. Had a bad flare up a while back, went to a new specialist to see what’s up and they want to take their own look at me

Old doctor may have been lying to me the entire time about what I had. Don’t know. Whatever it is, it sucks.

>>61042649
Yeah I don't think I was ever in my life excited about getting older. As far as I remember I'd only feel fear and doubt looking at my future.

>>61043190
That's what I'm fearing that they'll be setting up Hollywood inside my ass too. But I'm hoping I can talk the doctor into some potent antibiotics because I'm 99% sure that it's bacterial.

>>61043171
You're already too late on that anon.

>>61042269
Define healthy.

>>61042269
Shiori Novella is a young woman who could have been a sister to me.

>>61043257
Honestly, a colonoscopy isn’t the worst thing in the world. I’ve already had one before. The worse thing is the prep, the procedure itself they’ve put me under for

>>61042269
I do, and she loves me back. No, I will not wake up.

>>61042269
I like her a lot, but she doesn't know me beyond anything she can gather from my responses to the community posts. I could very easily fall in love if I did meet a girl like her though.

>>61027726
The slop was her choice Anon, there's no reason to think Nerissa has different perms than Shiori

I hate it all. I want to be destroyed.

>>61043715
Me too. I want nothing to remain

Why are you all sadshi

Even if (You) love Shiori, that love would be unrequited.

The usual Sunday thread experience

The Mortuary Assistant stream was too good to be true

Been thinking about it, maybe it was because of no kisses and I just didn't want to admit

>>61042269
I love the concept of Shiorin.

Cute morning!

>>61044308
>his depression is tied solely to one single point in Shiori instead of multiple complex traumas and mental scars over the years
You don't know how easy you actually have it.

>>61044398
True Shiori has never been tried.

>>61042269
I love her as Shiori, but in reality the truth is she only shows her best self. You'll never see any of her bad sides or any of her PL dooming. It's a construction of hers.

>>61044420
Good morning.

>>61042269
I am madly in love with this woman despite being aware she will never know me personally ever.

>>61044447
but only maybe though

>>61044447
NTA but I have all that, but women's love (or at least an appxoimation of it) is a temporar panacea for all my problems. Unfortunately I am unlovable.

>>61044470
>her PL dooming
I guess I'll have to settle for my own personal dooming then...

I'm just glad Shiorins in a better place of her life now.

>>61045118
>Shiorins in a better place of her life now.
That makes one of us

>>61045118
And now she makes us all schizo

>>61045178
>us

>>61045169
She wants you to make it there too anon. Do it for her.

>>61044470
Isn't that a good thing

>>61045255
What if I am incapable of happiness

>>61045255
Do escapist fantasies stop occurring when you "make it"?

>>61042044
>>61042219
And? Should I ruin my life by giving myself to (x, y, z) piggies just to score some imaginary points in Shiori's non-existent spreadsheet of good novelites? No, thank you. I'll put myself and my needs as my primary objectives.

>>61045601
kys

>>61045502
You probably just aren't meeting the right people. No one is saying to go make friends with vapid normalfags. Find people who you can actually bond and have fun with.

>>61045601
They're so cute...

>>61023827
I want to fuck you

>>61045601
I like this artist style, too bad he is a hard shioraven fan

>>61045601
kill yourself

>>61045622
You don't like oneesan?

Goodnight, Novelites.

>>61045798
Sweet dreams Novelite

New fantasy: Shiori is my friend from the library I share interests with, we love talking to each other, then she learns I have a girlfriend already and she's Nerissa

>>61045490
They don't but they at least become more elaborate/interesting.
You'll stop having "boring" escapist fantasies that just involve being happy or wanting things you think other people have and start having more interesting and imaginative ones that involve things that are literally impossible for both you and everyone else.
If that already describes you then your problem is balancing your fantasies with your real life responsibilities or that you're dissatisfied with something in your real life that you haven't thoroughly examined yet.

>>61045625
NTA, but how do you even meet anyone as an adult, let alone single women?

>>61045798
Goodnight Selenite

>>61045798
Sweet nightmares~

>>61045855
Online hobbies and chats connected to those hobbies.
MMOs.
Book/Art clubs.

>>61045860
Who?

>>61045855
Work, games, clubs.

>>61045753
Onee-san touching my onechinchin

Days after a collab is so good that I can silence the novelights on twitter.

Shiori stop... that's not a face a lady should make...

>>61045855
Don't. Trust me.

>>61046494

>>61046600
I want to bukkake her

Unfortunately I'm still alive

it's all downhill from here

It's all uphill from here.

>>61046845
Thats what we thought last week!

It's all from here.

>>61046650
Erm, that's not a cute thing to do.

Shiori hates us, but unfortunately being in hololive means she'll never be able to be honest about her feelings. She always has to maintain a veil of forced positivity. We'll never know the true her.

>>61046893
and that's why I watch Hololive!

>>61046893
Of course Shiori hates me, I'm bald

>>61046883
Seeing Shiori's face covered in my cum would be cute however

>>61047071
>there are holos that explicitly mention and like baldies
>theyre never the ones that are my favorites
ONE - NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Her thumbnail game is shit, there I said it. Didn't want to hurt her feeling especially when does put genuine effort into them but she might want to change them a bit

>>61047162
Who?

>>61047357
her game game is even worse

People breaking down and going anti? Because of one night without a kiss? You fucks disgust me.

>>61047441
>Because of one night without a kiss
That's not the only reason and you know it, stop being disingenuous

Oh, soooooooooooo fucking troo Megan.

>>61047366
fauna, gura, and ame have explicitly mentioned their fondness/interest for baldness in some way, fauna is probably the most obvious about it, what with hitman and the bald head prop and her poorly hidden love of northernlion's streams, talking about how she loves saplings even though theyre bald

Every time I thought we hit rock bottom someone would pass me a shovel.

shiori is a freak son of a frick

>>61047511
Then what?

Shiocutie!

I've been banging my head against the wall for 6 months. I keep doing everything "right", but I've made no progress. How do I keep going and get past this seemingly insurmountable block?

>>61048002
You try a different approach.

You cucks did it to yourselves. You keep giving her reasons to hate you, you keep giving her excuses. Yes Shiori, play the piano, now you don't even have to talk and everyone eats that shit up. Hilarious

>>61048143
this seems way more unsettling than the other one

GFEfags, Anonymous Novelites and Faithbros killed in one night. Oof

The real doom is the next schedule, only the membership and a karaoke will save us.

Is this going to be >our resident schizo now? He's just going to spam buzzwords? Or is he going to make a cute little nickname? Either way, this is going to be a very tiring time the entire time.

>now

>>61048467
We've had resident schizos for a while.

>>61048467
The resident schizo is the one that breaks down over mention of Nerissa.

>novelight trying to worm their way in

>>61048574
For good reason, that collab was her worst stream yet. Kys

Give me (You)s, I feel lonely

>>61048683
There there.

>>61048683

Any sort of affection today is simply damage control and cannot be trusted.

>>61048949
>Implying it wasn't always like that
None of it was real in the first place.

Do you really hate Nerissa?

>>61048980
no, but I hate the attention whore here, and when she's stealing Shiori away from me

>>61048980
Yes. It's unfortunate Shiori is in the forced pairing with her. I wish she'd stay up Kiara's ass where she belonged and fuck off

>>61048980
No.

>>61049024
Still makes me cringe that Nerissa admitted management decided on that before debut.

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>>61049052
>>61049052

>>61049099
why

JUST DO IT ALREADY. TELL ME YOU HATE ME ALREADY AND SET ME FREE. DON'T KEEP STRINGING ME ALONG.

>>61048980
Not really, it just some loud schizos, that they have the need to mention their filter and whine every moment possible.

Shiori's breasts look so soft like marshmallows. I really really really really need to feel them, at least once in my life before I die

>>61049176
I could say the same thing but opposite

>>61049176
Just like retards need to mention that bitch whenever possible.

>>61049157
I FUCKING HATE YOU ANON NOW FUCKING KILL YOURSELF SO NO ONE HAS TO DEAL WITH YOUR BULLSHIT ANYMORE. SCUM OF THE EARTH MISERABLE FAGGOT WISHING A GIRL MISERY. FUCKING JUST DO IT ALREADY, COWARD.

I just want honesty.

>>61049353
I want you dead.

>>61049301
The worst part is that I can imagine Shiori actually saying this

>>61049353
She's in hololive. You're never getting honesty. She's being vague on purpose and always has since debut. If you can't read between the lines then you're the dumbass. She's hinted enough times you're not a potential lover, you're not a friend. The barrier between content creator and viewer is set.

>>61049353
I just want you get the fuck out, but we can't have everything, don't we?

>Do your best to find your own happiness
>Can't even pretend there's an RP ending where she sees you together and happy
>Always wants you to move on from her
Are you the densest motherfucker?
How much more honest does she need to be?

You guys are too far gone that you will accept anything from now on, huh?

>>61049592
I won't accept anything because I know that it's all a lie.

Kill yourself demifag.

>>61049669
At least that guy can say that Shiori hates him and know it's 100% true.

I want Shiori to murder me and then she regrets it and cries with my dead body around her arms