/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

if anyone else wants to make a terrible mistake, The Thing is currently being played at the usual place for watchalongs, since IRyS is doing one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olbw96FIQN4
her timer is about a minute ahead of the restream runtime, she laughed not too long ago and I felt like complete garbage after briefly feeling amazing, I do not actually recommend this

it's Gawr Gurover

I just want the pain to stop.

Sex with a fembud.

>>60942000
have you thought about switching oshis from Gura to someone like FWMC who care about your smile

>>60941944
>member's only
Did you forget you were a member, retard?
Yeah, I'm sure you felt sooo bad, enjoying your oshi and then shilling them here.
And I say this as someone who occasionally enjoys Irys. Try being less blatant.

I will never read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

Will Gura stream if we allow her to be sloshed every stream?

>>60942230
what

>>60942282
nta but stop shilling irys please

>>60942247
you will never watch streams either kek

>>60942114
Are FWMC fembuds or frens of Gra-chan? I only watch Gra-chan, holo fembuds or frens of Gra-chan, and my favorite fleshstreamer in that order.

>>60942544
they are fembuds they want to get slapped by her tail

>>60942452
are you and him, who is probably also you, not capable of looking at the link I posted
that's Gura, that's what I'm watching, the cytube is airing The Thing because IRyS is doing a watchalong

>>60942638
That doesn't necessarily mean they are fembuds.

>>60942638
They are just like me frfr

>>60942544
didn't ask, don't care

>>60942282
Why are you shilling a members stream of another holo here? Shilling a public one is pushing it, but a members stream? You know that most of the people here are not membered to Irys, so why the fuck would you recommend a stream that we can't even watch, you dumbass?

>>60942742
If you don't care, then don't reply.

>>60942678
???
why wouldn't you have watched gura's watchalong by now, fakebud
the only reason you're bringing this up now is to insert IRyS into this

>>60942785
you replied to me first, buddeh

>>60942881
You asked me if I thought of switching to FWMC, so I asked if they were fembuds since holo fembuds are amongst the streamers I will only watch. It's relevant information.

Why would you watch VODs right now anyways? I don't understand how you can even stomach watching past streams knowing what is happening right now.

>>60943015
don't pretend like you're the original poster, schizo

>>60943075
Why are you pretending to be retarded?

>>60943128
nice inspect element clap clap

>>60943036
some people are deranged

>>60943182
Very low effort trolling. This will be the last (You) I give you in this reply chain.

Gurass

>>60942114
No because Gura is the only vtuber that makes me smile. Stop shilling these vtubers in this thread and stop shitting on Gura while trying to act innocent anti.

>>60943128
sex with female chumbud (female)

>>60942806
NTA, but the way I took it, is he heard about Irys doing a thing watchalong, remembered Gura watchalong, decided to watch Gura watchalong instead, and got sad. That's how I took it at least.

>>60940995
I really hate that Gura ended up being like Aqua, but only in the worst ways.

tourist here, this place is fucking GRIM lmao

>>60944055
the only regular person left is a schizo that spams about fembuds

Ame has been infected with Guritis, we have to kill Gura before her disease spreads to all of hololive...

Gura has been fired and Ame Suspended and will no longer stream tonight.

>>60944055
I tried to explain to a buddy of mine what the chaos around gura is all about. As i got into the nicebud fiestybud dichotomy and cc ggg split, my words started sounding insane even to my own ears.

>>60944554
Do we have to kill ame too or is it like old vampire movie rules?

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>60944897
I hope you don't take this the wrong way, anon, but I can't imagine your friend was actually interested in hearing you talk about the 4chan threads you visit. Do you have aspergers? Because if I wasn't from here and one of my friends started talking endlessly about the internal culture of his favorite 4chan threads, I would definitely think he was autistic or something.

Whats your favorite Gura anectdote you remember her telling us about?

>>60945604
what's an anectdote?

which one is Gura's team for the minecraf event?

>>60945761
A short personal story about anything really.

>>60945903
Yellow A I think, but I'm pretty sure she's not gunna show.

>>60944055
Who is your oshi?

>>60945238
oh i know he wasn't interested. our dynamic has been the same for years. it's almost a ritual at this point. one subjects the other to hyper autistic shit he doesn't care about, one takes the piss, repeat the other way around.
god i love that guy.

>>60946388
Well, then that sounds pretty swell.

>>60945604
>>60945914
Idk if I remember that many, some of them make me angry at the people who treated her poorly.
like the airport story, bullies beating her with hockey sticks or the karen that shoved her mom into a freezer.
I guess my favorite is about the nice old lady she used to talk about. I wonder if she ever gave her that christmas present.

>>60945604
Why are you trying to make me sad?

gura when she meets with her fans

Even though I did a bunch of reps, learned more Japanese, and became a lot healthier, I still feel like I wasted the last three years of my life. I have a lot of regret now, and I wish I could have those years back.

>>60945604
her memory of sitting under a jungle gym at the park cramming handfuls of sand into her mouth and feeling inexplicable childish happiness about it.

>>60946969
Don't pretend like you would have done anything special with that time. I knew this thread was full of people making shit up but come on.

Gura has syncope and pica.

>>60946969
I did start working out and going on walks because of her so it wasn't a total waste, I also learned never to get this invested in a vtuber again so that's a plus too.

>>60947178
same desu

>>60947178
>I also learned never to get this invested in a vtuber again
I wish I had kept my original view on streamers, it used to be a hard rule for me to not spend any money on them, Gura is the only one I ever broke that rule for, at one point she deserved it, but lately it's so hard to justify. the last member's stream before the karaoke was almost 6 months ago now.
I honestly can't wrap my head around her having the ability to get more money in memberships annually then like 80% of Americans make from working, and still not feel any desire to do basically anything for those people in the last 6 months. And not only not do anything, but tease doing something several times and then just not following through.

>>60947146
>"gura's syncope?"
>"i dont believe in it, she can barely fill a urinalysis cup"

>>60945903
It's Yellow A if she even shows up. But it's not like it matters if she does.
Every year, each team has only one person that streams their POV and for her team, it won't be Gura. She probably won't even talk much in VC either. She never does for these kinds of large events.

If I'm being honest, I kind of hope Gura does drop out. I think seeing her there will make me incredibly sad because I know she isn't going to stream before this, and I want to watch the undokai as a way to escape how heartbroken I am. But I also feel like if Gura doesn't show, then that probably means the chances of her ever coming back drop to almost zero.
I guess either way, I lose.

>>60947747
>Every year, each team has only one person that streams their POV
They said everyone is allowed to stream POV this year, but if Gura streams she definitely won't.

>>60944055
sex sex sex

>>60947874
>but if Gura streams she definitely won't.
shows up* not streams, sorry.

>>60947725
That's what I don't understand either. How is it possible that she's the sweetest, most empathic person that I thought she was, and yet she's able to collect hundreds of thousands of dollars from her fans every month while completely turning her back to us and pretending we don't exist?
Was she just not the person I thought she was?

>>60947146
I love pico de gallo, hopw she put extra lime.

>>60946649
A lot of her stories give me a warm feeling inside. I hope when she comes back she can tell us a few.

guys lets do another jigsaw puzzle
https://puzzle.aggie.io/G_HMMR

>>60947942

>>60948297
goob morning

>>60948023
I heavily doubt its maliciousness.

>>60948422
That's better than indifference

>>60948023
You never knew the actual person and you never will. Gura is just a corporate product meant to prey on loser otaku who can't get actual girls to talk to them. When she streams she is putting on a particular facade that is meant to be appealing to an audience, she isn't behaving naturally.
You're being the same kind of idiot as girls who would stalk Robert Pattinson because they liked the character he played as Edward from twilight while knowing nothing about his real personality

>>60948672
you're a retard

Normally I don't post stuff like this but I will take the ban.
Its on nyfco Guras page 45 you know where to find it.
People are doxing some guy they said sent out information on Gura to people that got her and Ame Fired and they are doxing him and posting his accounts and emails asking other people who he contacted and with what email to post so they can go after him.
Look in the comments

>>60948966
Retard

>>60948672
I don't know why I'm asking this because the answer is already clear, but do you even watch vtubers? It's pretty much impossible to play a character for hours a day for years, anon. Their personality is literally the entire draw and it always shines through, no matter how outrageos or whacky their character setting is. (This really feels like I'm explaining vtubers to a newfag.)
And besides, it's not like we don't have proof. Most of these girls streamed or did things before they joined Hololive and their personalities didn't change at all.
I'm not in love with the character or pixels on a screen, newfag. The person I love is the one that uses Gawr Gura as an avatar to stream.

>>60948297
Sharkdreams

>>60948966
If you didn't recognize the pajeet's posting style and his made up bullshit by now, then frankly, you deserve the ban. In fact, you're probably him, back to advertise your retarded email. Kill yourself.

Thats where the pajeet has been in case inquiring minds wanted to know. Still posting batshit insane things. Still getting laughed at. Same old same old.

Gura is at her breaking point

If you're still here and depressed, go find your own Gura. Even if you think Gura is your ideal and there's no one like her, its better to have a 75% ideal girl that loves you 100%, than a 100% ideal girl that loves you 50%. Your happiness is what's most important.

>>60949782
you wont get Gura to yourself that easily

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>60949805
I'm good bud, I followed my own advice. I'll still watch casually, but that's it.

>>60949782
how do I find someone at all?

>>60946388
Have you tried marrying him?

How is your gura daki holding up
Mine is getting a bit rough by the bottom area where your feet touch it

>>60949642
I KNOW IM BREAKING HER RIGHT NOW ToT

>>60947874
Everyone has always been allowed to stream their own pov but most of the girls don't bother

>>60949571
Did he finally get range banned? By the way, I think he was actually Brazilian.

>>60948252
Where's that from?

>>60949782
I'm sorry, but I'm 34. The only thing that's possible for me now is a 0% that loves me 0%.

>>60949123
>It's pretty much impossible to play a character for hours a day for years, anon.
Retard
HER was different from Gura and for another example in EN FWMC were also completely different for years and maintained it. You don't know anything

>>60949878
She only started talking about that recently, and if she really does feel that way now, then it's incredibly obvious she found what she was looking for.
Every time you say this, it means you're saying she doesn't need us anymore.

>>60950321
mario kart tournament tweet, from last year or so

Do you guys feel weird seeing gura paypigs in other girls chats? Mumei is doing sc readings and I noticed wings cv is paypigging her instead now

>>60950373
They really weren't different at all, unless you think them saying bau bau is a total 180 degree personality shift.
And no, HER wasn't that different either. She's mellowed out a bit, but that happens with age, dumb zoom zoom. Tons of footage exists from back then, I'm surprised you'd try and pull that crap over on everyone considering where you are, little man.

>>60950750
who cares, he still enjoys hololive, good for him, can't really say the same except for the odd stream here and there

>>60949387
I wish Gura would come back and clear all of this up.
>>60950289
I knew it. I wish he would leave Gura alone he has done nothing but attack her. I bet that is why she is on break right now because of all the stress and having all kinds of work to do.

>>60950783
>mellowed out sure is a way to phrase making being drunk and high your personality

>>60950750
No, not really. I don't pay attention to her paypigs because I'm there for Gura, not them, and she doesn't treat them that much differently than members that don't supa, which is something I've always liked about her.

>>60950750
There's a few gura regulars that sc mumei

>>60950750
I don't blame them but I also think they're fags for moving on so easily. I'm membered to plenty of other holos but don't SC or even comment in anyone's chat but Gura's chat.

>>60950895
I don't pay extra attention to them either but years of some of their names being repeated have made their names familiar so it feels weird hearing them in other sc readings when some of them never used to be there before

>>60950936
https://hololyzer.net/youtube/realtime/superchat/_T6Vrsv_FHg.html
He's not even a mumei channel member so I don't even know why he sc'd three times.

>>60950878
The pajeet(brazilian) has no influence on anyone because none of his so-called "leaks" are even real. He pretends to have info to share so that people with "real leaks" will trade with him, even though what he wants doesn't even exist.
He's an incompetant, inconsequential fart in the wind and that's it. He's nothing, and that's why he's so desperate for people's attention. Gura will never be affected by anything he says or does.
By the way, he also likes to come here and talk about himself in the third person to self agrandize and pretend that he matters, sort of like what you're doing right now...

>>60950936
>they're fags for moving on so easily
Bro, what do you mean easily? This year has been fucking terrible. It's like she's trying to make people leave.

>>60948236
>https://puzzle.aggie.io/G_HMMR
cum help wit puzzl it fun.

>>60951272
Anyone who says "easily" has got to be kidding or delusional about how things have been

Not gonna lie to ya chumbies, I really do love this dumb little girl.

>>60951272
I say that because while I know SCs don't mean shit to some of these people I don't really get the point of sending them to someone that isn't my oshi. They're messages asking for attention, so I'm not gonna seek attention from another girl that isn't my oshi. The "easily" part is less about just sending superchats and more about how someone could claim to love a person for two or three years then they turn around and replace her. Did they actually really love them if they can move on that easy, or did they just like the attention. That's mainly how I feel about it.

>>60950260
That's not true. In previous years, only team captains streamed their team's POV and that was agreed upon beforehand. That's what led Aqua to having that incredibly awkward time two years ago.
And I never saw anyone involved say anything about what >>60947874 said, and part of me doubts that it's true. Granted, I haven't watched the full stream yet, so if anyone has a timestamp or even a clip of them saying that everyone can stream their POV this year, I'd appreciate it.

>>60951502
I think it's because they think Gura replaced them first, and that she did it months ago.
And going by the way that Gura treats us now, it's starting to look more and more likely that they were right.

>>60951181
I hope he learned his lesson on leaving Gura alone after what happened today.
we need to keep Gura Safe no matter what.

>>60951699
I don't even know what happened, nor do I care. Nothing he says matters, and he has never backed up anything he says with proof. If something bad happened to him, then good. But that schizophrenic spicjeet doesn't concern me at all.

>>60951502
The only thing I don't really understand is why they would decide to switch to and paypig someone like Mumei or Fauna. I really, truly just don't get it. They must see all this differently than I do.

>>60952079
Take your bait somewhere else.

>>60951699
Also, you are obviously either him or one of his ilk, considering only a schizo would think we have any ability or control over "keeping Gura safe".
Fuck off.

someone post sexy shark, I need to goom

>>60952233
https://kemono.party/patreon/user/19929336/post/88598923

>>60952263
Fuck yes, thanks I didn't know this was upped.

>>60952263
Although I'm not into feet, not bad. I liked the nudie ones

>>60952180
Sorry if you oshi one of them or something, friend, but I'm just not into that kind of stuff. I don't mean to denigrate those that watch them, as they're entertaining enough, but I don't understand why people seek affection from them in particular, and I don't think I ever will.

>>60951506
But I remember bae streaming her pov one year and she wasn't team captain

>>60952416
That was last year, and that's why I said earlier in the thread that each team has one designated camera man. It used to be the team captains, but last year they gave the responsibility to various other members because there were more EN/ID members participating and all the team captains were Japanese.

My guess is that they will even ask Gura to stream her POV for yellow team A to bring in a larger EN audience, but she will flat out refuse.

>>60952183
It's crazy how they think they won't get called out when they type exactly the same all the time.

There are no psychiatrists in a favella.

>>60952233
https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1715574752406806634

>>60952592
why should they? the obviously do not care when they let gura get away with not streaming at all anymore in the first place

>>60953112
They are conscious of Gura's ability to bring in views, that's why they asked her and Mori to close spash party.

>>60953184
sure mr. insider

Why do you still love gura

>>60953244
That it was for views is the only speculation there, that they asked Gura and Mori to do that is straight from Mori's mouth.

>>60953300
she is the cutest

>>60953112
That's another reason why I think Gura isn't actually sick and instead she isn't able to stream or tweet because she is out traveling. Either that or she's graduating. It's unlike cover to go this long without making any kind of statement. I think they either asked her if they could release a statement and she refused, or they are going over their internal strategy about how to handle her graduation.
I despise the homos, but I see enough of this board to know that after releasing an initial vague statement about the two that left, about a month and a half later, they graduated. This might be something similar to that, but the weird part is that no statement has been made.

>>60953300
Should I not love my wife?

I suppose it's possible that releasing a similarly vague statement like the one they released for the homos prior to their graduations, would cause investors to assume the same thing is happening to Gura and that would cause significant financial loss for the company in the ensuing panic.

If Gura is graduating, Cover might not want anyone to know until they can formulate some kind of damage-control strategy to mitigate their potential losses. That would explain the lack of any kind of statement and why it seems that everyone is avoiding talking about her.

>>60953300
She is like a father to me. I love her like I love my own son.

>>60953616
when was the last time you saw your wife anon ?

my wife

>>60953716
There is no damage controlling the loss of your golden goose.

>>60953768
More than a month ago, but I trust her and I'll don't mind if she doesn't tell me what kept her busy or where she was when she returns.

>>60950185
Still good but it probably need some cleaning

>>60953768
I haven't seen my father for 15 years but I still love him.

>>60950185
You need to wear socks when you sleep to prevent that.

>>60950185
Clip your toenails more often you bridge dwelling troll.

>>60954278
It's dry skin not nails.

What is she eloped with ame?

>>60954355
Put lotion on your skin? Get one of those foot skin graters?

>>60948728
You're a coping cuckold

>>60951502
Why the fuck do you care what other simps are doing kek get a life

>>60954355
What kinda dry skin eats at fabric lol. What are ya, part shark or something?? (You’ll have to wear socks, but you could also take a T-shirt and put it over the daki on the bottom like a diaper kek. That’s only if you can’t stand the feeling of socks when you sleep.

Whelp, just got my 3-year trident. Not sure how I feel about it.
Love you guys. Miss my wife.

>>60953768
I can turn on a vod or clip any time, so like 3 hours ago.

>>60954967
It may not feel like it now, but I think you’ll look back fondly on it. It shows how much you truly dug the shark.

>>60948297
sleep tight buddy

She is my daughter, my little sister, my mother, my pet, and my wife.

>>60955359
But you are me

>>60955359
And my onahole.

>>60955359
Oh and my Gurandma, shame on me for forgetting that.
She's also my really weird yet cute niece or little cousin that likes to bother me and always wants to play my games and touch my things.

>>60955674
Wish she'd touch my things

Took a picture of my daughter and wife for you guys. As you can see, they're having fun, no need to worry.

Could you imagine a little gura and an even littler gura?

>>60955958
>mother and daughter look exactly the same
You got some limp wristed genes.

>>60956039
Your filthy ape mutt genes will never infect the superior pure atlantian genetics. Know your place.

>>60956028
You mean my daughterwife and my granddaughterwife?

>>60956039
Did you even consider the fact that I might actually look like Gura too? Baka

>>60953716
The fact that they're still promoting her merch torpedoes this.

>New IP (You)ing a 2 hour old shitpost.
Just give it a short rest, my doods. Do something else and unwind for a while.

>>60956410
Yeah I agree with this too. The merch isn’t made until after orders are complete. Meaning it’s not like they’re sitting on a big stockpile and are panicking about how to push it all. Also the merch makes money for Gura too, meaning I don’t think Holo is angry at Gura (although I wouldn’t say the opposite is true).

what if I wake up to horrible news about her tomorrow?
I can't sleep if that's the case

I think my adblocker is fighting a battle with Youtube.
At the moment my Youtube videos aren't showing ads, but I noticed my videos were taking too long to load, then also noticed the short time for the video while it's "loading" doesn't match the time for what I'm watching.
I thought there was something wrong with my internet for a minute when it all started. It's fucking ads.

>>60953471
>It's unlike cover to go this long without making any kind of statement
No it's exactly like Cover to do something like this. Cover is complete garbage at PR despite constantly saying how important it is.

i wonder what the goobster thinks of the ALCS drama

>>60956938
>ALCS
The what?

>>60956834

>>60956257
Yes, but mine.

>>60956257
>>60955958
I can't pretend that these AI images aren't really cute.

The old gooba is gone and never coming back...

>>60954967
I've been following this stupid girl for a very long time, but I'm late on the member thing I pirated her member streams for awhile.
Being a member to anything on Youtube or anything else was such a foreign concept to me, but then I caved and started being a member to her. And do you know what?
I don't regret it.

>>60957605
same desu

>>60957023
baseball
a player showed off after hitting a home run and the next time he was up to bat he got plunked with a 95MPH fastball. all the players ran onto the field because a fight was about to break out.
in the end, the team that plunked him won

i wanna fly a kite so much but i am old for the sport

>>60957728
The older you get the less you should care what other people think.

Buy a damn kite.

>>60957728
Just fly a kite, bud. It doesn't have to be serious.

>>60958055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pza-KUzFfRU
I forgot this.

Dark Blue

good news are she can't possibly ghosts us for two months

>>60958651

>>60958651
very cool

>>60958754
look, you can only get specify so much before it gives up
I tried to tell it to give the shrimp a big broadsword and the barracuda a katana but it still just gives them the same looking weapons

Does anyone else almost conditionally spell words like "definitely" wrong every fucking time. I don't know what it is. I've used this word enough that I should know how to spell it, yet I always have to spell check it.

>>60959068
I almost always type separate as seperate the first time and have to correct it.

>>60959068
When I notice myself doing this, which may take months or years, I type it over and over until the correct spelling is drilled into my brain.

>>60959068
I need to get it in my head that there's not an "a" in that word.

>>60959279
you have to separate the e's

>>60958092
I was just going to post this because it's relevant to what I looked up, but now I'm feeling super relaxed.

>>60959068
Necessary, Calendar, Diarrhea, February, Queue, Beginning, Successfully.
Fuck all those words specifically.

>>60958092
I prefer birds.

>>60959821
I understand that there's a curtain level of comfy that isn't anything like it being live.
But this kite thing is a new comfy I just discovered.

>>60941692
I like it when artists accentuate her eye liner. It takes up her brattyness up a few levels T u T

Any vampire chumbies still not asleep?

>>60960674
It's 3:30PM.

>>60960674
I woke up when oyasame was posted.

>>60960845
Well I hope you have a lovely afternoon there.

What is your time zone, dorks?
It's 9:45 am here, which is past my bedtime here.

>>60961251
My timezone is NEET.

I want to sexually bully this creature!

go slime girls

>>60961528
Gura has seeped into the earth. She's going to turn all the flowers blue.

I really don't like how much some people bully my daughterwife.

>>60961704
Maybe tell her to stop being so damn bullyable.

we have to pound of these oreosh

Loveless, painful, purely retributive sex with Gura

Guys, I got a bad feeling about this.

>>60962200
The operation will be a success. Gura will come back as a cyborg.

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>>60962455
Get in line

>>60957196
Why do artists insist on drawing Bloop? Gura hates him and he ruins every drawing.

>>60942247
BASED, but I love Gura more

I love Gura's cunny more than Gura!

Gura has one of those puffy cunnies where the slit goes up to her buttcrack

.....

>>60964234
Definitive proof that this is just the way Gura is. She was always like this. She will always be like this. She will never change.
She doesn’t have any current health problems preventing her from updating the fans, she just doesn’t want to say anything to her fans.

>>60946226
>>60947747
did they announce the team leaders?

>>60957575
>The old gooba
Meanwhile: >>60964234
Gura is the same as she has ever been

I'm horny for her love

Gura should just quit hololive and become a full time onlyfans slut.

>>60965551
M

>>60965551
M

>>60964410
>>60964480
Are you seriously comparing taking a weekend off versus multiple months off?

>>60965743
The warning signs have always been there.
The fact that others were pointing out her difference in behavior at the time compared to the other Myth girls is proof.

I miss Goob

Today for sure

>>60965551
M

I came across this comment. Did she really say this? I don't remember it at all

>>60966671
No, she didn't say anything like that

>>60966671
no
just another whiteknight making shit up again

>>60943565
Even in times of change gurass remains stead fast against the waves

>>60966671
This is precisely why she needs to communicate clearly

>>60952526
No it's because only bae felt like streaming her pov. There was never a restriction and the other members were talking about how they might or might not stream theirs

>>60954967
>>60966189
Aim better next time.

>>60966671
lol reminds of midwestern protties fishing for prophecies that predict modern events in the bible

>>60950172
bro thats gay

Any one else wanna fart in her nose and shit on her chest?

>>60969672
That's gross

>>60969672
You are most certainly in the minority here.

>>60969672
Do krautbuds really?

Do you think Gura likes precum? Some girls I've been with hated the taste until they got more into it but maybe mine just tastes weird...

Silence, fools! The princess is missing, cease your mindless babbling and prepare a search party.

>>60970235
The taste of your cum loosely depends on your diet apparently.

>>60970483
Can we reach a gentlemen's agreement and take turns finishing inside her childlike snatch once we find her?

Ame will collab with 4 people in a few days (OW2)

Graduation when ?

>>60970874
Succy succy Lucio all night long~

>>60970874 (me)
And Gura is not participating apparently. Oh well :)

>>60970235
mine doesn't taste like anything.
was this just an elaborate troll to get me to eat my own precum?

>>60970940
37 days ago

>>60970943
Right on sis!

>>60970981
No, I'm legit curious. It'd be nice if other chumbies tried their own as well.

Cope status?

>>60971301
Dried up

>>60971301
I've been punching my dino Gura right in it's face and I have Gura's face in her vods

>>60971434
have = hate

>>60970874
Mumei said it was originally 5 but one might be in the hospital.

I love Gura

>>60971891
Ame told who participated, Gura was not in the list. But she also mentioned a halloween collab

>>60971975
It would be nice if Gura was in the halloween one but come on nobody is expecting it.

>>60971434

>>60971975
>But she also mentioned a halloween collab
HoloEN or Myth collab?

>>60972134
You know it's nothing that implies Gura will be there because people aren't exploding with glee.

>>60972134
I believe she said it was a 4 members collab but didn't precise anything else. I wasn't very focused though. But it was at the beginning of the stream you'll be able to check it when it's done

>>60966671
where did you find this liar? can't find him on the anniversary vod.

>>60972483
Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEdCZVYYFew

>>60972523
>clipwatcher
of course...

>>60972523
>watching clips
>reading clip comments
>reading clips comments for girls that aren't even Gura
You've fallen so low. I hope you make it back someday.

>>60972791
I'm looking for any Gura mention, sorting by "new".

>>60972827
You can't even tell that what you're doing is wrong...

Chumbies can I have permission to sex this cat?

>>60972855
You're missing out on great stuff : https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2I5_OFmUe4I

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B9WP60eJprY

>>60972972
See, this is good. Post more things like this, and less random comments.

>>60972791
him being a clipwatcher aside, it's a bit frustrating
the people who watch clips seem to read and use the comments section as well, so shit like that is probably way worse than anything in Gura's comment section
they can just make headcanon shit up, pull it outta the ol' ethereal ass and it spreads unopposed, I feel like I finally know where it all comes from after years, the weird things people believe for seemingly no reason

Gura helping me learn Docker

For the past couple of weeks I haven't really cared about when Gura is coming back or not. I used to care a lot and was turning schizo. But something happened and now it doesn't bother me. There is hope for you all. I'm a day 1 member and still am.

>>60972791
to be fair mumei is a pretty good replacement-gura

>>60973190
You'd think that, but clip comments are usually much better than the comments on Gura's channel which gets camped by schizos.

>>60973401
except being autistic (in a different way though) they aren't very similar

>>60964234
>for days at a time
>only days
Haha...

>>60973442
I call it worse because no one goes to Gura's comment sections to chat, they go there to argue or eat popcorn while watching the arguing
someone might read what the guy posted under that clip and actually take it seriously though

>>60973401
Has mumei ever cried on stream? Crying girls make my pp hard for some reason.

>>60973580
You're retarded, then.

>>60972827
>I'm looking for any Gura mention, sorting by "new".
You're falling into the event horizon, anon...

>>60973598
the only reason I even know about the comment is because a retard took it seriously and came here to check

>>60973647
>a retard
oh man, I hope that's me

>>60973735
tensai

Its so baffling to me that nobody at Hololive sees any need to update the public on what is going on with one of their talents after 5 weeks of total silence
>inb4 she tweeted a few days ago
no

GURA MENTION ame got caught by a melon soda ad. Gura didn't get anything.

>>60973871
content for the week

>>60973442
Sounds like the white knight making shit up in clip comments is you

Funny thread.

Goobaby

I think I'm unironically going insane. I keep switching between tabs to check on any info I can on anything Gura-related. This is not healthy

>>60974925
Find something else to do and stop yourself from checking for a few days. It'll be hard but you can beat your addiction, I believe in you.

Gawr Gura is a legend

>>60975060
you could say that she's a myth, even :3

>>60974925
Get a hobby or something to distract you til she comes back. If she's gonna stream soon, you'll see it on YT.

>>60975460
Would

>>60973239
u should use goobernetes instead huhaha

I love Gura and Gura loves me more than you.

Some feisty comments got deleted and the mods banned people in Ame's chat who were asking about Gura

>>60976783
You deserve everything that happens to you.

>>60976783

>>60976989
NTA and I can't give you a timestamp since Ame is still streaming but she asked people to read the rules and some people did get banned

>>60977101
She's not streaming anymore, and there's still no source for the festy comment deletion.

Feistybuds btfo.

Do you think Gura is happy right now

Gura is basically a child and my wife and I don't like how people keep picking on her.

This is the future yesbuds wanted

>>60977101
>some people did get banned
How do you know? Are you one of them?

I keep thinking she will return every Saturday or Monday and I keep getting dissapointed

>>60971975 (me)
I misunderstood. This was about a OW halloween event, not a collab.

>>60977484
She's not in the Overwatch collab so you better not get your hopes up for Monday

Gura is being evil

lately I've been exceptionally hungry, I just ate about 20 minutes ago and I'm hungry again. I've also not been sleeping much, I keep waking up after 2 hours. I randomly pass out for a few hours when I watch stuff in my bed, but not more than 3.

I think the yellow one knows something, continue the interrogation.

>>60976106
I might learn Kubernetes but if so probably just out of curiousity and/or professional development. Right now I'm mostly just doing research for my home server. I can't imagine any universe in which Kubernetes would make sense in a home context, that really is just an enterprise thing I think.

I could just follow tutorials and set it all up in minutes, but I prefer to know the software I'm using at a deep level first. Helps troubleshooting, also helps with just being confident about what all is happening and why you do things in certain ways.

Gura is literally Hitler. I must do something about this.

>>60977990
Your tapeworm is getting fucking jacked, that's fore sure

so gura is really just gone huh? when was the last time someone in hololive even mentioned her

>>60978191
Literally a few minutes ago.

>>60978199
care to mention who? i come here really irregularly nowadays

>>60978248
Ame.

There's a fruit fly flying between me and my monitors and I don't know what it's being attracted to. I bathed so it can't be me.
Annoying little shit.

I'm waiting for my pizza

>>60978288 you mean >>60973871 this?
so the newest gura mention is about something that happened 8 months ago? ill check back in a few weeks when gura is still nowhere to be seen

Ame said that Gura isn't streaming because she asked for Roblox permissions and cover denied them

>>60978288
Fake as fuck. Ame doesn’t mention Gura anymore
Not after Rust

>>60978573
Don't forget to check in 11/4 to see Gura dropping out of the sports fes.

I think the reason Kiara was so upset about a management decision was because Gura graduated or got fired but instead of telling the fans management decided to shill everything they can before making an announcement. Most people won't ask for refunds even if she graduated...

>>60978657
good call, I already forgot she is supposed to participate

>>60978618
They really hate each other... I can't believe it...

>>60978657
We might get an update close to Halloween. Even if nothing is planned there's gonna be some collabs and if Gura isn't a part of them then it's time to goncern

>>60978847
It's been time to be concerned like a month and a half ago.

My pizza arrived

>>60979028
Nice. Did you give a big tip?

>>60978965
You should have been concerned exactly one year ago when she just disappeared. Then after that cover announced that Gura would be resting due to health problems