/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

>>60815578
Fat fat

>>60815620

>>60815649

>>60815749

>>60815602
Probably about the same weight as my daki, so yeah, I can princess carry her.

I am fond of IRyS, she's an amusing doofus

>>60815602
Like a feather, so fragile that you could break her if you aren't careful enough, treasure her with love and care.

>>60815886
I promise I won't break her in too hard

>>60815886
Yep, definitely under 100lbs, Probably under 95, possibly under 90, but that's pushing it.

I made a post about IRyS motivating me to dress better yesterday and I was wondering what you guys think about this jacket
>https://www.circleoffriendsshop.com/products/travel-shell-parka-green-x-putty

I really like the colors

>>60816072
You're really going to waste €750 on that?

>>60816072
Looks like something a closeted gay man would buy to wear once while going glamping.

>>60816072
Looks pretty green

>>60816072
Wow, I can't believe Mumei would just shove her directly in the head like that...

>>60816146
Where do you see that? It looks like she's groping for the chest

>>60816170
(it's a short joke about the models not lining up with their bodies, like remember when Ina motorboated Lamy?)

>>60816111
I don't know yet. I think I like that jacket but fashion is hard and I'm not sure

>>60815649
>>60815749
Fucking hell, now there's two fat fucks.

>>60816358

>>60816238
Fashion is hard because you make it hard.

Real men buy clothes like this:
>You go to store
>Stare at five vaguely similar shirts
>Pick two at random
>Walk out feeling fobbed off because you didn't want to be there in the first place

>>60816446
IRyS would HATE "real men" then

>>60816500
IRyS would have great fun picking out clothes for me.
Fashion's not for me.

>>60816500
No she wouldn't, she cares more about if you're well groomed than dressed. Women care a lot about smell too

>>60816957
5,000,000 KG is a lot

>>60816654
imagine...

>>60816072
looks gay as fuck
are you a homo?

I'm sure there will never be a meet'n'greet in my region, but if there were I'd be so terrified of picking out what to wear and what to say that I would spill my spaghetti everywhere.

>>60817241
If there were you still have to beat the lottery.

I'm 0/1 so far, I don't want to make it 0/2 but the chance is there.

From my point of view the only thing I can keep doing is travelling to these things as long as I have the means to do so.

I was really lucky I could get cheap plane tickets to Australia. If I miss out again then I've only wasted £1,000

>>60816072
It looks a bit like something Eric Forman would wear. If that's your jam, then sure, go for it.

>>60817305
I wish the lotteries were set a lot earlier, months before the event ideally.
I wouldn't mind traveling somewhere and making a whole vacation out of it, but with how they are set it's always way too short notice to take time off, book a flight, make plans, etc.

>>60817399
This is all down to the event organisers. It's shit. She didn't even know how many people she'd be meeting.

Holy SHIT, she's small.

!

my tiny wife
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

soon...

She's smaller than my 4th grade niece..

it's IRyS

Is there something IRyS related happening right now or what are you chatposting about?

>>60818348
No discussion, we all just want to appreciate how small she is.

>>60818418
All right, was worried I missed something big for a second there...
Thanks for the clarification

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QrnAF7lrdY
Fu-tan x FBK Portal 2 in 30 mins if you are as bored as me

I want to princess carry my cute little irys

I'm 174 cm, perfect for her.

>>60818906
Nah, too small. Even small women prefer taller men. Much taller. I'm 171 and I fucking hate myself.

>>60819218
What about big women? All the manlets like Mori

>>60819307
Mori is not even that big and got back in decent shape lately. And she's not tall - only around 170, average female height.
Generally, I heard that tall women are often insecure about their height, so, yeah, tall female with short male is a strong combo if they share their insecurities and make it work. I want a tall stocky gf so bad, you people have no idea.

>>60818472
>Fubuki runs past the portal gun and tries to walk through the glass wall
She's not very smart is she...

sup
I can't believe I fell in love with a five foot tall weeb

>>60819218
Damn, kids nowadays are tall. I'm 5'10, only slightly taller than that anon and I was clearly above average in my generation (late 80s).
To think 5'8 is considered "too small" nowadays...

>>60820006
A lot of things were much better 40 years ago.

>>60819860
She's just one centimeter taller tha me.

>>60820849
I hope you're a woman

>>60821319

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X37lQH4xVkc
They are showing off this year's undokai venue

>>60821467
>HoloUp
This looks way too easy though

>>60821467
is IRyS joining this?

>>60821406
I am so sorry.

>>60821734
All of EN is joining this year.

>>60818906
You're my exact height wtf

I can't possibly be the only person here at 182 or better, can I?

>>60822528
You're not. I'm 6 foot too.
This thread has a really weird bias towards shorties for some reason.

>>60822588
Dunno if it's the SEAs or maybe they just gravitate towards IRyS because she's even smaller than they are. Either way, I'm glad to know I'm not alone (way, ha!) up here.

Short people? In MY tall person only thread?? Disgusting

>>60822742
just look at the hour those posts were made, of course it's SEA

>>60822901
The big tall upside of this is less competition.

>>60822916
Check timestamps? Whoa, buddy. That's way too much effort. I only have the energy to post cute dorks.

https://youtu.be/BQCWo3TBXCg?si=lHRlcIm_XPCB6Ae-
She is such a princess

>>60823429
Why clip that instead of just linking to the showcase?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR9q_J-8mfM&t=36m56s

Nephilim butthole I'm my face

>>60823545
I will never understand retards who post clips of ENs rather than linking the timestamped stream. must be an ESL thing

>>60823629
Clipping streams as incessantly annoying as it is I at least somewhat understand.
This is an archived performance on her channel though.

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

So does me being 180(5'11 almost) constitute me as a tall guy?

Reminder that IRyS lost tug of war against Fauna. But Fauna is so small and frail that people wouldn't let her donate blood.

Am I the only one in this thread who likes tall women capable of kicking my ass??
I don't dislike small women but it seems odd liking them

>>60826441
I like smaller girls that are teasing to straight up domineering.

>>60821741
I'm not, that's my lot in life. There's people born without limbs or some autoimmune disease like the one that took my brother from another mother. Got 99 problems right now, being a manlet aint one

>>60826441
I find it weird that a sub femboy like you likes IRyS
She is like the complete opposite of what you would like

>>60826441
It's a man's feral behaviour to like small and submissive woman who they can dominate when it comes to sex.
This is not me shaming anyone as I too like small women, but there is nothing we can do about it

>>60826441
i don't like tall girls. in my experience they're generally annoying

>>60826588
Naa bro
I got 16 inch biceps, weight 78 Kgs and I am 6 foot tall.

>>60826441
I like small women that are in charge

>>60826606
Well....that explains yellow fever I guess.
Because I have never understood the appeal of liking somone outside my race. I like IRyS though as she is literally an anime character

>>60826700
>>60826681
>>60826482
Small sadistic girls are the best...

>>60826588
IRyS is absolutely more on the domineering side of things.
Obviously she isn't a straight up S or anything, but she's a total princess type that loves to be waited on and treated special.

>>60826606
Ok.....
That sounds creepy not gonna lie

Scrubba dub dub, lets get that Cheeb in the tub

>>60826606
Unironically get help nigga. That's borderline rapey

>>60826910
Watch a nature documentary

>femboys that want to be dominated calling other people "rapey"
europeans I am guessing.

>>60827139
It's unironically ok if it's a woman doing raping. I don't mind getting raped by a woman

>>60827139
Probably the same "people" that want to wear her dress

benis

cheeb cheeb

Anons, the clothing part that wraps around her chest area and deltoid, what does it called?

>>60826536
King.

>>60828711
sex

>>60826441
I'm a fan of both, desu.

>>60826482
But if I could find a pint sized princess both willing and able to whoop up on me that'd be ideal.

>>60828711
I suppose you might call it a chest ruffle, a bust ruffle or a bodice ruffle, but I'm not sure if it has an official term. Frill could just as easily replace ruffle in the above.

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

>>60826693
NTA but i noticed you used empirical and metric

>>60830003
Thank you anon, that helped me a lot, even finding term to find references is hard for me.

>>60830784
No problem buddy. Not only do I have an interest in the ins and outs of female attire, but I also write smut as a hobby. Believe you me, if you want to describe a pretty girl* properly you'd best know a thing or two about what they wear.

*for all definitions of girl

>>60830911
Dang, guess i can count on you for this week

Just an image of my mother, my daughter and my wife

Why does /hirys/ not have any femrystocrats??

>>60831248
Why do you think girls are gonna stick around here when you have people like >60826606

>>60831136
If you're the artist with the grand designs, then absolutely you can. I'll share my writing email if you want the option to contact me directly.

>>60831248
1 of every 10 IRyStocrats is a woman and there's only 9 IRyStocrats here, so there are no women

>>60831415
You think this is some motherfucking Pokemon or anything??

>>60831248
There are girls who watch, but I doubt any would want anything to do with this fandom. Or at least what people seem to think the fandom is.

I like when she says "HMPH! hmph :T"

>>60831539
I like that ACK! scream she does when something goes awry in a game.

>>60831248
I'm far too manly, they get intimidated and jealous of my love for IRyS

>>60831329
I'm not an artist, i just want to draw IRyS haha. Sure please do, i will need your help for some part.

>>60831860
cheerleader_fan@mail.com
I might not have every answer for you, but I'll certainly be better equipped to search for them than you. And I totally don't mind doing it, either.

Ohh and if I can call myself an author you can call yourself an artist. ;)

>>60831860
It’s easy, just draw a circle.
Piggy is too fat to fuck.

>>60826606
Soft, doughy, feminized hands typed this.
Most high status, powerful men are married to high status, powerful women (or at least women with lots of money and multiple degrees/credentials). Not to submissive tranime waifus.

>>60826441
Both have good and bad things.
I don't care if tall or small, I just like IRyS.

What if IRyS winked and said "Aha~!"

>>60831958
Ok, first email sent, AuthoRyStocrat onegaishimasu.

>>60826441
I like small cute girls that are in control.
I'm not a fan of the last few pages but this is still my favorite doujin of all time.
https://exhentai.org/g/430920/cd8a2bcd66/

I am imagining so fucking hard right now

>>60833204
Busy chowing down at the local Kentucky Fried Taco Hut, but I'll check it out as soon as I get home.

>>60831195
bro I'm banging your mom, your daughter, and your wife

>>60831415
there's an imposter amongus

>>60833595

Stream today, right?

>>60835105
yeah, the thing

>>60835345
my favourite 2000s movie

>>60833204
Message received. I'll do some legwork in a bit, but I've got a few other things I need to handle first. By the by... with a title like AuthoRyStocrat it seems like I should write something IRyS related. Sadly I've got nothing on that front, but I've been playing with some ideas for something of a parody of the book of Ezekiel that could be fun. I've a feeling that many wouldn't care on account of the fact that I wouldn't be including any smut, but also because of the planned cast. IRyS would be the goddess of Hope because of course she would and the role of Ezekiel would morph into Cheebzekiel. I'd want to make it for an IRyS related milestone and get it to her in the hopes that she'd enjoy it. I'd have to finish rereading Ezekiel and make an outline to even consider it a project, though.

>>60835931
I asked too much so i won't mind, please take your time.

>>60833078
My heart would skip a beat.

>There will be lots of photos of my wifeRyS and our wedding today
Nice

>>60837183
yeah, me

IRyS if the frame isn't up in 40 minutes i'm going to be very very upset and probably jerk off

I blame AneRyS

>>60838184
My daughterwife is so cute

>>60838184
Not until you have your blood

>>60838184
I will have 3 weddings. IRyS, LoliRyS and IRySo5

all im saying is i love irys and shes my literal soulmate

>>60838184

>>60838275
You missed a wedding, now
>>60839919 is all mine!

>>60839761
Some foot-focused art CAN be cute, like https://files.catbox.moe/gvr7nf.png

But that post is genuinely disgusting and anyone who likes it should strongly consider dying.
After all, I bet her little midget feet are tiny and cute, not big and gross like that.

I fucking hate footfags...the only bad client i ever had for a commission was a footfag

>>60840991
What happened?

another wifeless day

https://files.catbox.moe/cpdav1.mp4

>>60842270
Eh, not a fan of groupstuff it's kinda gay

>>60842270
Heh, not a fan of groupstuff but this one is hot, thank you Koianon

More penises=more gay.
Imagine that same scene but with zero penises, that's way better!

>>60822261
who's the white haired girl to the left of kronii? is she a fresh hire that's yet to debut or something?

>>60844717
The girl to the left of Kronii is IRyS and she has magenta hair

>>60844717
Do you have your rights and lefts mixed up? The vibrant haired girl to the left of Kronii is IRyS, of course.

>>60843914
>>60842686
https://files.catbox.moe/dzhgby.mp4
Less gay?

>>60845179
Yeah, niceu

>>60816072
>paying more than $100 for clothes
ngmi

>>60846897
AneCheeb is so intelligent... Nothing like regular Cheeb

>>60831248
There are no women in this community. Only trans dudes and people that RP in SCs.

>>60831248
We only get annoying flat-chested brrats.
If any of them come here they usually don't want to out themselves.

>>60812079

>>60854836
This bitch cost us an entire month of streams.

>>60854869
Cheebronii may be a fat fuck but she has nothing to do with IRyS' break; that's Kronii fault.

>>60842270
>>60845179

Horror game stream when? Silent Hill when? Dino Crisis when?

>>60857227
25th, Never unless it's the shitty movie, LITERALLY NEVERRRRR

>>60854785
Thanks man

>>60857650
It WILL HAPPEN!!

I miss GambleRyS _(:I」∠)_

>>60859507
Same

https://twitter.com/namirin_2525/status/1714921871173689842

finally they updated it
https://hololive.hololivepro.com/en/talents/irys/

>>60861177
>irys
I always knew their web developers were antis

>>60861177
cute pose. I'm sure IRyS is happy about not having her portrait be her live2d default pose anymore

>>60861177
>A Nephilim who was once the embodiment of hope back in "The Paradise".
>implying Project Hope was a paradise
lol

>>60862713
Even if project hope was made of popsicle sticks and water soluble glue it made her famous worldwide.

MyRyS btw.

>>60863770
Wrong!

>>60863281
look, P:H does have its merit, I actually like a lot of the songs that came out of it. But pretending it was all sunshine and rainbow for IRyS is just idiotic

>>60861177
>She also bears the precarious and unstable dual nature of a half-demon and half-angel; this phenomenon can be observed on rare occasions, in the form of the most unpredictably yaba—*ahem*, "surprising", comments from IRyS herself. Bewildering those around her is but another unexpected charm of her duality.
YabaIRyS is canon now.

>>60864538
Cringe

>>60864126
>But pretending it was all sunshine and rainbow for IRyS is just idiotic
If i got my dream of becoming a singer performing for people all over the world and getting paid enough to live comfortably on my own and indulge in my hobbies i'd say it was a pretty good deal. Most of the people in this world does what they can to get by, not what they want.

>>60866112
she just wanted to go home...

>>60869663
>>60869724
fuck off to your split

>>60870438
>New IP

>>60870703
So that somehow gives you a pass to start off topic posting about your whore?

>>60870843
+2

The only one should fuck off is cheeb.

https://files.catbox.moe/oasiod.webm

>>60871305
Thanks for confirming it’s SEAmonkey hours with that great display of English, no wonder the thread is so shit suddenly

Gyates are becoming far too mean

>>60871624
They've been oppressed for thousands of years

that’s me pulling on her dress btw

wife mentions

>IRyS replied the fastest when Bae talked to her about mechanical keyboards
>if you want IRyS to reply to you just start your message with the word "keyboard" even if its not related to your message
this keyboard gremlin needs correction

>>60871965
>>60872055
whores

>>60872224
>2020+3
>not being a manwhore

IRyS should watch Robinhood Men in Tights

>>60873637
did dadRyS make IRyS wear an everlast chastity belt?

>>60874381
don't need to put them on hikki fujos

>>60874438
>no IRyS' stinky rusty chastity belt pantsu to wear on your head
why even live

SplatFes Collab Extravaganza and Promise Family Feud this weekend
Neat, so much IRyS this weekend

Cozy cheebs can now be posted again

>>60876271
Cheebs favorite place to warm up is the inside of IRyS' butthole

>>60876388

Cheeb should fuck off until she lose some weight.

uoh

i miss irys...

new lore!
https://hololive.hololivepro.com/en/talents/irys/

https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx5MuLlTuEVlL2zT0N5B-EnoXk3ibkqiOK

>irys

>>60877586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wydDRwwXFZg

>>60877586

>>60877586
Quit being so angry, you chunky little imposter. Yeah... I'm on to you.

>>60877623

>>60877561
It's all so generic.
I never cared for lore in the first place though, so that's a good thing.

>>60878750
Better than the overly complicated crap that Omega wrote for them.

>>60878750
It's still too much.

not into that desu

I get it IRyS, you're awake.

When she said she won't stream until the 22nd, she really did mean that huh...

Was there a splatoon collab mentioned somewhere?

>>60881022
Mexican elf said wife would join her or something.

>>60880320
she said one solo before the 22 :(

LICKING the nephilim to get high

>>60881022
There's a SplatFes collab with Fu-tan and FBK this Saturday.

>>60881022
>>60881881
Wasn't it two? I think? One with Flare/Fubuki/Aki and another with Fubuki/Suisei or something?

>>60881921
https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1714619872012009915
https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1714620926904705079

>>60881964
>22nd - Flare, IRyS, Aki, Suisei
>28th - Flare, IRyS, FBK, undecided
>29th - Flare, Marine, Kanata, AZKi
Neat, thanks

>>60882044
>no AZKiRyS
what happened between them...

>>60882213
Probably nothing.
AZKi just doesn't stream much, especially not collabs.
This Splat stream is like a small miracle that happens once a year at most.

paizuri or assjob?

>>60882765
Always boobs.

>>60882044
>Suisei
Considering her recent yab I hope she quietly bows out of this.

>>60882970
Fuck off

>60882970
Go back to your garbage thread, nijifag.

>>60882370
Flare and Marine are pretty sweaty, if it was IRyS instead of Kanata, AZKi would definitely be overwhelmed by them. Having another beginner with her is better

>>60883150
I GO SNEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING-NEAKING!

if voice fixed why lazy again

>>60884139
Mandatory family visitation

>>60884139
Voice no really fix also no lazy but busy

>>60882213
>>60882370
Flare actually talked about it on stream kinda, Kanata asked Flare to help her learn splatoon during splatfest, Flare wanted people who aren't too experienced at the game to not make it too sweaty so she invited Marine who is pretty familiar with the game but also Kanata's best friend and Azki who is a complete beginner but good friends with the rest there.

>>60882765
Assjob is rarer and ass is underappreciated

>>60884403
Ass is for poo poo

>>60882765
neither. I want a kneepitjob / back-of-the-kneejob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu0ciDfuC-Q

drawanon flareRyS status?

>>60886468
I sent it from maybe a thread ago, i didn't like it so i purged it from my pixiv. Sorry i tried.

>>60886548
It's fine to be critical of yourself but I want you to know your art is turbosex and I loved the set

>>60886937
I'm glad you liked it.


Again, thank you AuthoRyStocrat for the keywords.

I love IRyS, she's a brute orc

>>60888865
Pillow A-chan is cute.

>>60888865
God I want to be Bae's thigh

>>60890030
Waddup

>>60890337
Stop trying to make this a thing

>>60890337
DIE!! DIE!! DIE YOU PIECE OF SHITTT!!!!

>>60884139
Piggy is too busy eating cheesecake.
Piggy will never be a good streamer again.

>>60891826
now they should kiss

>>60891826
naa!

>>60894532
With IRyS!

>>60895626
Fauna and Watame can kiss each other.
I'll kiss IRyS.

>>60896530
Ok Kronii

>>60815552
Her new model looks like Conia from that loli slave harem manga. I choose to believe that this is on purpose.

>>60896635
everyone wishes IRyS was a loli and she's getting subtly closer with every outfit

>everyone

>>60896885
the way she reacted to the little sister comment really shows how much she wants to be a loli and a little sister

>>60896885
I'm not a lolicon goddammit

>>60896885
speak for yourself faggot I enjoy grown women

>>60897056
i wish IRyS was my imouto...

>>60897056
I didn't know my heart could feel the way it did in that moment

>>60897395
I wish they'd have more sweaty switch sports sex

>>60897188
Really? I didn't feel anything. I don't want a sister.

Her outfit though, the way she looks, the way she winks and goes aha~, the way her watch and bracelet are modelled after items she owns. Oh, IRyS…

>Upcoming IRyS streams
Collabs and more collabs
We're so back

Say hi to IRyS' new family

>>60899712
our kids grew up so fast

>>60899712
all me

>>60899712
IRyS really made Red Juice change his whole artstyle, He can't do goblinos anymore

>>60899833
IRyS is a positive influence on everyone she interacts with

>>60899833
I really appreciate Redjuice. It’s not easy for a famous artist to change his own art style and he definitely put a lot of effort into 2.0, kimono and casual outfit. I feel really sorry that I blamed him for the outfit delay before.

>>60900957
It was always cover's fault and IRyS tried to tell us in a cryptic way

IRyS, you said you'd be streaming before the collab. Post the frame within 3 hours or I will shoot the next cheeb I see

shooting cum in cheebs' womb!

>>60899766
>allowing your sons to paint their nails
YOU FUCKING FAILURE

>>60901018
Why didn’t she just directly say it was all cover’s fault but not Redjuice’s ?

>>60901466
I'm sorry but you're retarded if you're actually asking this

>>60901466
retard

>>60901466
Because she is a nice girl raised with Asian values from her mom

>>60901466
she did say it wasn't redjuice's fault, multiple times. She didn't explicitly say whose fault it was, you have to be stupid to not know why she didn't

>>60900202
Piggy has never positively influenced anyone. She’s a fat fucking pig.

>>60901018
I unironically hate cover how they hired a good artist and commissioned him to do a rushed botched job based on their 'nonexistent' vision. its literally no different in hiring a good contractor then giving him shitty vague instructions on what you want. worse is knowing that they just looked at the end result once and greenlit it

>>60901810
I hate cover. Every since IRyS enlightened me to their blatant mistreatment, I'm really glad she felt comfortable soft complaining about things on stream and eventually raised her voice within hololive for things she was fighting for

>>60901466
Oh geez, why didn't she explicitly throw her employer under the bus?

>>60877561
I love how yabaiRyS is now canon

>>60901584
>raised with Asian values
Is that good or bad ?

>>60902282
I hope it was her decision and this doesn't end up resurrecting and further beating that dead horse

[x Spoiler Image?]

vomit

>>60902493
Ummm, thanks I guess??

>>60902493
Thank you for the picture I guess.
Also learn how to browse before posting God dammit

my wifeRyS is the cutest in the world!

>>60902493
This isn't even new

>>60902878
HiRyS !!!

>>60903144
best girl

>>60802119
Just saw this post while looking through the archive. Pomu has sang Eyes On Me on an archived karaoke, and they follow the same rules as Hololive for archiving, so unless Cover is being extra retarded and blocking that song specifically, I don't see any real reason why IRyS couldn't sing it.

>>60903256
Lol no
Kana is the best waifu

>>60903256
That’s Akane tho.

>>60903456
>unless Cover is being extra retarded
they are. the very same reason why they cant play most audios on the credits bgm on some old games and cant sing old FF ost's until now

>>60900957
I think the reason it was easy for us to blame him at the time is because he only drew her once in a year+ and it was weeks later. Meanwhile lots of holos artists draw them constantly and even IRyS too

>>60903858
I want her to stomp on my nuts with those boots

>>60903858
>Bae for no reason
You love to see it

>>60903858
those titties though

>>60902493
How big is the penis

>>60904265
and the way the sundress clings to her ass

>>60904319
> she sees your dick

>>60904383
F A T

Okay you can put the frame up now IRyS

Finally...

>>60904752
I kneel IRyS

>>60904752
It only took going back in time

>>60905290
She went back to the past to play the shitty games that suck ass