/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My wife is cute.

Riro belongs in diapers

To the glory of lady Poko

Riro makes me very happy!

Sweaty sex with Poko

happiness

Riro is cute!

I love my bratty rock wife!

I love my ghost busting wife.

Chihuahua dog loli for Idol ES please
Preferably of delicious brown complexion

Are boo bros gonna be ok if they spot a familiar face at Twitchcon? You're not gonna freak out and threadshit about it are you?

>>60680578
How about no?

I Love Yuko!

It's all so tiring

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

>>60677539
thanks anon i will now start pumping out garbage like this to the best of my ability

Does Pochi even exist?

I wonder what they'll shift to after October.

>>60680995
Where did you find the speeding camera that took this photo of me?

>>60680608
This leaves me fucking feral. This brat needs to be filled with kids.

>>60680823
Hang in there, boo bro. Never stop loving your oshi, who gives a shit what retards say here

test

Perfection.

>>60681046
something about turkeys and getting clucked, who cares

Momo JOI when

>>60681084
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

>>60680526
Cute feet
good image
based OP

>>60681068
It's nice the shit they say is completely baseless and makes no sense.

>>60681084
I'LL FUCKING EAT YOU ALIVE

>>60681084

Ritual posters adds nothing of value to these threads.

best

>>60681084
Die

>>60681237
yes

>>60681237
FUCKING ALIVE YOURSELF

How many people are unironically getting fit because of their oshi?

>>60681361
Sup

>>60681084
You failed

>>60681361
it was the last kick in the ass i needed

>>60681361
Me.

>we got rid of outcaster
Great!
>chaaaaa is back
Great! Life is good again

>>60681361
Not necessarily getting fit, but I'm exercising again after no exercise for 4 or 5 years. She inspires me to be a decent person and to keep a healthy routine

>>60681361
She's not even my oshi, I just like watching her once in a while and she's really good at motivating me.

>>60681361
i'm getting fit, but not for my oshi, i just don't want pochi to see my moobs at offkai

My wife

>>60681361
i literally dropped cigarettes after meg last stream on twitch.

>>60681557
Nicotine boosts testosterone and is a nootropic. Cigs are unhealthy and make you smell bad but they look cool as fuck if you're decent-looking

>>60681361
I can't have a gym rat oshi and still refuse to get back into it

>>60681361
I've always been physically active, but I'm actively trying to diet now.

carnies going a single thread without doxposting challenge: impossible

>>60681361
I'm one. I want to be her ideal man and to be worthy of her love. I'm making great strides. It also inadvertently has given me other healthy habits and I've become better at cooking as well. I'm thankful such a wonderful woman exists. She's turned this broken man into someone worth something. Just by being a source of purpose and inspiration.

>>60681544
it was that one tweet that made you decide to start doing this huh?

>>60681361
Right here

>>60681674
what tweet?

>>60681674
yea

I want an Idol Corp VN game where every girl has her own route. Bad ending is Tomer liking your tribute and becoming your boyfriend

>>60681653

>>60681764
wish i still had the screencap of it but iirc it was a tweet about moobs from pochi and jasondreams responded to her saying shes gonna see lots of them at offkai to which pochi responded back with one thing. a sad emoji.

>>60681361
I'm not sure about fit, but I'm losing weight for my oshi.

>>60681794
ah yes the Kenji end.

Coni peut être mon clown pour toujours, et je sourirai pour elle aussi longtemps.

>>60681948
>tfw no manly picnic with tomer
why even live?

>>60681794
My favorite part is the tribute minigame

>>60681361
I already worked out before but the desire to mating press my pudgy princess till we are both drowning in a pool of our bodily fluids made me start working out extra hard.

Should I send my oshi onahole noises and my ejaculation grunts when I send her my tribute?

too many ideas for nonsense but too eepy
goodnight /jidf/

>>60682476
Goodnight, jewbro. I'm off to bed myself

I haven't checked the threads in a while. Has slutfemanon gotten in yet?

>>60682754
yeah, she's debuting around december

>>60682754
anon…

>>60682805
What?

I am ready for drainage.

>>60681361
I'm only doing it ironically.

I love Pochi and can't wait for her new look's feet!

>>60681084
stop ban evading

>>60681361
I was already fit before my oshi existed

>>60682315
go ahead

as a german it is funny to me to see a jew be confronted with nazi symbolism of that amount. Isn't this the equivalent of a black person playing a videogame that calls him nigger the entire time? Even if you kill the "bad guys", it must be draining on your mentality right? at least if you are easily triggered

>>60683029
would you love pochi if she was a worm?

>>60683661
go to sleep pochi

>>60683661
I would love Pochi more if she streamed.

>>60683802
kek

>>60683661
i'd love pochi if she was a cunny

Just taking our wife to bed for a good night's sleep

>>60683615
why? ww2 was literally a false flag operation by the jews. the jews are literally committing a genocide rn.
like broski just read the protocol of the elders of zion to see just how rotten the jews are.

>>60683661
Yea

>>60683870
i know dude. Truly rotten.at least i can be proud that my grand father was a highly ranked ss

My happiness depends entirely on the recency of a positive interaction with my oshi. I can't keep going like this.

>>60684081
have you tried masturbating?

>>60683870
why would you ever have sympathy for a bunch of islamic terrorists unless you yourself are a muslim?

>>60683615
>>60683870
>>60684017
Can you nazies fuck off back to your containment board please?

>>60684167
or their containment thread
>>>/vt/pcg/

>>60683615
katta isn't even jewish from a religious or nationalist standpoint

>>60684134
yeah

>>60684186
a kike is a kike.

>>60684221
>>60684280
meant for this jewlord.

pippa was the worst thing to happen in vtubing and I hope she follows through one day on her suicide baiting

My happiness depends entirely on MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH
I can keep going like this forever.

>>60684333
this

>>60684166
mud slimes are oppressed by the jews too. I prefer a million mud slimes to a single jewlord. We share a same warrior culture and tradition. One which was removed from christianity by the lying jews.

>>60684333
>>60684406
now watch as he cross posts this in /pcg/
why the fuck are they like this?

>>60684519 (me)
ah I just checked and he already did, very cool.

You take the good with the bad on 4chan, I guess

>>60684626
Just ignore and watch streams

>>60681361
I am, my dream is to one day meet her at a convention and tell her what I've accomplished and get her to tell me shes proud of me

Look

Basically I'm just not gonna do it ( start hating PIPA PIPKIN OF PHASE CONNECT)

I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know..... UGH I know.....

It's just that I'm not gonna do it is all!!!!!!!

>>60684711
Big and greedy

Love wife, love life

>>60684807
they would make even mine look big

>>60684626
That's just the facts of life

>>60684807
kiss wife

>>60684426
Muslims are barbaric savages, who cannot coexist in our modern society, and cannot conform to the standards in any country they try to shit their way into.
Every single one, without exception, harbors extremist viewpoints. They only need a small push against their snowflake level sensibilities to start chimping out about how their 10th century morals aren't catered to.
That goes doubly for Indogs, cause not only are they Muslim, but they're also disgusting little mentally retarded jungle creatures that look like some inhuman mix of chinks and pajeets, but somehow even fucking uglier and more worthless to this planet than both those races on their own.
I hope Israel turns Palestine into a wasteland and wipes as many of them off the face of the earth as they can.
Just my 2-cents.

>>60684881
This made me smile. Glad I'm not the only ojisan in here.

Hey fuckers, we don't care about your jewlords and whores getting blacked. Stop coming to our thread.

Is it that time again already

>not a new ip
ok henry

>>60685005
Chill Fuyo

>>60684969
MILY
Man I Love Yuko

>>60685096
isn't that guy an actual SEA?

Can I trust Korean woman?

>>60685122
God I wanna hug and kiss her and thank her for all she's done

>>60685029
>not new ip
(you)

Ignore this faggot baiting. /pcg/ is also tired of his threadwar bullshit. Cunnyposting saves lives and braincells.

>>60685182
I just post about my adorable wife and her adorable friends

>>60685182
Don't have to tell me twice

>>60685223
Yes

>>60685182
I still think Pippa should suck a shotgun and paint her ceiling in brain matter, but yeah I digress.

>>60685162
no, that's why momo is no longer korean

Why are they calling this thread the Jewish thread? We don't have any Jew except Katta.

Alright boys, I'm going to bed. I hope you all have a good rest of your day/night. Goodnight!

>>60680526
U

What is she scheming?

>>60685363
goodnight

>>60685346
go back newfag

>>60685381
kek

>>60685381
NO CARNIE! DON'T DO IT!

>>60685363
boonight

>>60685390
That was an actual question. Are they all Jews? Is Coni a Jew too? I don't mind that but... I tried to apply and they didn't ask if I was Jewish.

Momo needs to do more members earlicking ASMR

>>60685381
He knows too much...there's no going back now

>>60685438
yes, they're all jews and if they aren't then it's required in their contract to convert to Judaism upon getting accepted.

>>60685438
literally none of them are jewish
the only jewish member was Neo

Yuko needs to drain me as a succubus

SEA hours are so silly

>>60685459
>>60685464
Conflicting opinions... How about half of them are Jewish?

>>60685493
unacceptable, I can't support non-kosher women

>>60683615
holy retard

>>60685592
Read the rest of his posts before calling him a retard...

>>60685164
I want to grab her hands, interlocking fingers, with no protecton

I am 1/128ths cherokee

>>60685883
KEK

>>60685883
Hey! So is Coni!

Clown woman this does not spark joy

Why is Coni associated with the French? Is she French? I don't want to watch a French.

>>60685971
I have no idea what the frell you're talking about but here have a french carnie

>>60686031
Sacré bleu!

>>60685883
kek

I love pochi wanmaru and miss her so much

to be frankenstein with you, I've probably cost microsoft $50 in electricity costs just making carnies

>>60686567
good

>>60686692
Is he cooking other carnies?

>>60686692

>>60686751
The weaker carnies go into the soup.

>>60686778
me in the soup, the only carnie to ever make his way into coni
later virgins

>>60686751
uma delicia

>>60686807
>the only carnie
I see at least 5 carnies in the soup

I'm going to send a cum tribute to Riro

>>60686891
I wear a lot of hats, i'm not like other carnies

>>60686936
Thanks for the announcement

>>60686778
All the Miori traitors. Sustenance for our wife.

im actually scared of my creations

>>60687017
I still would

>>60687056

also here's an exploitable of one of the previous carnies I made before if anyone wants it, good night jewbros

>>60687128
This just looks like Koopa cosplaying Coni

>>60687154
me when coni moans while kissing the mic

>>60687176
That's a name I haven't heard in a long time

>>60681361
I was already fit but she’s given me extra inspiration, I’ve been both pushing through plateaus and cutting way harder than I thought possible, somehow at the same time.

Sex with Clown wife
Turning the Clown into a Mommy Clown
Having children with Clown wife
Being happy with Clown wife and kids

Clown wife Loves this
happy clown noise

I love my tomboy GF Nikki Rei!
I miss Nikki...

>>60687948
Clown "wife" is literally a child dude...

>>60681361
Me honestly, I don't think I would of started if it wasn't for my oshi bringing up the gym and how she hoped we took care of ourselves, I can thank coni for the initial push that got me into the gym

>>60681653
As a carnie I do not fear dox, only pretty women and large open spaces.

>>60688278
out of 10!

>>60685716
>as a german
warrants "holy retard" alone

so what are you guys up to

>>60681361
Me. I need to keep making her horny with my tributes

>>60688854
I think the racist rant afterwards was a bit worse.

Katta randomly show up on my timeline. One lurk at her profile she seem unhinged and menhera. Are idol girls all like this?

>>60689202
no, she's a veeeeery special type of menhera

>>60689202
mostly but Katta is very unique and special.
Every other vtuber is fake menhera or just a cunt, Katta is a real menhera woman and would literally kill someone for you

>>60688970
Just woke up, listening to wolf Fuyo again for a while before I start work.

Speaking of Katta shes got a members schoolgirl RP stream in about an hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7omLH34R84E

>>60689202
I wish the other girls were as unhinged as Katta. They are so fucking tame in comparison.

I miss her oh so much

(Imagine there is a cute picture of my darling closeted toddlercon, ADHD, autistic, sweet, charming, delightful wife, Rin, attached.)

here
gosling for yuko like its 1977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx3QmqV2pHg

>little devil roca RP
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>60689202
All of them are menhera
only a few are actually mad
katta yuko momo and coni
>katta is blunt even blunt about trauma
>yuko is ether horny or depressed
>momo will use disassociation to vent feelings
>coni must make people happy or she feels shes worthless and is her own worst critic with ocd due to family issues and trauma

I love Momo

>>60690147
Going by this criteria, I think almost everyone alive is menhera these days.

>>60690451
you might be on to something

>>60690050
Damn tiny JC brat...
I need to catch up with her Faith stream too, also good to see SoTN there and a piranha loli collab.

I've been without internet since friday what did I miss jewbros

>>60690451
>>60690147
>>60690451
If you look at stats, something like 27% of American women have some kind of mental illness, 26% are on psych meds, and we probably reach 40%+ total if we include any kind of undiagnosed depression/mental issue/trauma. Probably a combination of people getting soft, greater willingness to share things normal people keep hidden, and societal decline as a whole.
Consider that normal healthy functioning people generally don't decide to become anime e-girls for a living, and we have self-selection in this hobby for those with much higher likelihood of issues compared to general population (both streamers and viewers).We love menheras though, so it's good for us, and they also have an outlet to vent through streaming while making a living. Win-win scenario if you like your oshi to be a bit of a roller coaster.

>>60690572
Israel has fallen

>>60690572
Aviel is going to war to spread weeb culture to all the heathens.
Also lots of late night carnie doomposting hours.

wanau

>>60690852
cute

>>60690050
I wonder why she didnt do any ASMR stream yet.

>>60690147
Kai is normal.

>>60690147
>All of them are menhera
Nah. If you wanna see real menhera, go watch Meru. She makes every other vtuber seems mentally stable in comparison.

>>60691488
>he literally doesnt know about Katta

>>60690718
I like my oshi because she isn’t as much of a rollercoaster. Reasonably stable but still troubled girls are the best. Not as exciting, but you get a good reliable baseline of crazy.

KATTA TIME!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7omLH34R84E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7omLH34R84E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7omLH34R84E

>>60691731
nice try but I will not be paying for katta membership, I don't want to get pregnant

>>60691504
Has Katta cried on stream saying it would be her last stream while talking about killing herself?

>>60691717
Deeply troubled/damaged oshis are more relatable since you can almost rationalize that she is attainable because you are the only one willing to put up with her shit. 10/10 waifu is now on deep discount for being too unhinged/crazy, and (You) can fix her. If she was actually completely normal/perfect, she would be too much of a normie and not cut out for this industry.

>>60690825
who's doomposting?

>>60691825
Shes done that but saying she was going to rape Susan from youtube to death

>>60691825
Being suicidal is like the first step of being menhera. You've not even scratched the surface if that's what you think

>>60691866
me
and (You) together

>>60691825
Katta is WAY too menhera to ever kill herself

I like my oshi with a side of crippling anxiety to a point where she makes me uncomfortable in her presence

>>60691906
So do we kiss now or?

>>60691951
group orgy with all the doomer carnies
honk honk

>>60691858
I don’t like to admit it to myself but that’s part of why I like her. Her specific nature triggers long-buried saviorfag tendencies in me, so I love and respect her in a million ways and I have a primal need to make her feel that. I’d be delusional for even daring to entertain the thought with her specifically, so I try desperately not to, but someone like her would be a good match for me irl. inb4 schizo etc.

I need someone to stop me before I actually jerk off to furry fuyo asmr. This isn't okay, why is this brat making me want things I've despised for years.

>>60691918
Thoughts like these make me curious. Supposedly even some Holos are non-functioning autists with crippling anxiety IRL, but somehow they can talk to huge audiences and perform as celebrity idols?
If your oshi is able to entertain an audience, can she really be that non-functional IRL, or is that just an act to bait the audience?
Momo has far too many normie hobbies and it concerns me

>>60691764
Your missing out Anon on 9 months of content

>>60692112
Personally, I feel it is more about the fantasy than the reality. Having gone down that path of saviorfagging and met others who went even further down that road (including one guy who actually got stabbed by his schizo ex during a manic breakdown and a another guy who got expelled during #metoo), I think there's a certain line where things get a bit "too real".
I love yandere that is more psychological in nature, particularly the ones who manipulate and ruin your life in a practical way, and not just go axe-crazy, yet at the same time the IRL version would be literal horror material. I liken it to the morbid thoughts we get when we look down from a high place and think "what if I jumped"? Nice to think about, but not something to be done in reality. I've seen far too many cases where schizo girls actually ruin lives/careers using false accusations to get you expelled/fired, harassment in daily life, rumors and gossip to ruin reputation, etc. It's such a great premise in 2d, but 2d is where it should stay.

I know I'm a coward who backed out from 9/10 clingy yandere fresh out of an abusive relationship and tons of trauma, but perhaps it's for the best that this fetish stays in the realm of 2d. Yandere GFE ASMR>3d schizo women
Shoujo M by Suzuki Nago is perhaps the best depiction I've ever seen, I'm sure fellow schizo cunny enjoyers might enjoy.

I will never forget kattas minecraft stream with the pandas you know which one

i wanna breastfeed every idol member and change their diapers.

>>60692135
Just embrace your decline into degeneracy and enjoy the ride down. Soon you'll be like this guy >>60692514, and slowly descend into the realm of /ringo/ and more. It's only a matter of time.

>>60692420
All of that is very interesting, thanks for the anecdotes and recommendation, but we’re talking vastly different levels of saviorfag and menhera here. My oshi is a good reasonable girl who could be happier and stronger with some support, I would not fuck with actual schizos.

>>60692914
Fair enough, I suppose my situation boils down to cognitive dissonance over actual schizo behavior IRL. Logical brain sees all the red flags and says STAY AWAY, but dick doesn't care. Due to that yandere fetish, it's much easier to just want to go all out on enjoying actual broken menheras in 2d, rather than risk actual bodily/mental harm at the hands of a real schizo.
I find it to be similar to those who complain about the "realism" in vtubing. We have 2d avatars that could be ANYTHING in anime and most just choose to be a normal average schoolgirl? How boring. Why bother with a normal, mentally stable, and sane girl, when you could have a batshit insane lovebombing menhera for the same price? Isn't life more fun by embrace the fantasy aspect, rather than sticking to mundane reality?

It's safe to say that Yuko has completely ruined my life and I wish I'd have never met her.

>>60693306
Sometimes all we want is a manic pixie dream girl to bust down our boring, mundane life and bring color to our existence, no matter how brief and fleeting that feeling is. Sure, she may leave us with nothing but nostalgic memories and emotional trauma that will never heal, but we would never trade that experience for the world.
She hasn't ruined your life, it is all in your head. The emotional scars will never fade, but at least your 3d corporeal form hasn't incurred any damage unless you went broke by paypigging.

>>60691973
>>60692543
it is what it is

>>60692514
Diaper guy I really hope you've segregated yourself from the general public

>>60693638
lol laugh at you

>>60693638
anonchama..i'm a good person.

Ain't no sunshine when she's gonee

does pochi heart marshmallows? or does she only respond to them

>>60693837
Only darkness everyday

dont shitpost with my wife

>>60693247
I’ve grown to appreciate the detail in mundanity. I love over the top exaggerated fantasy, but I also love the way a flower sways side to side in a gentle wind. Maybe I’m just deeply in love, but I want to see the tiny things, how my oshi holds her cup when she drinks tea. How gently she sets it back down. Which part of the desk she puts it on, even how long she waits for it to cool before drinking it. holy shit what the fuck is wrong with me

>>60694007
The sad reality is that we choose to pursue in fiction what we cannot attain in reality. It's a depressing realization to think that old school anime was about great fantasy adventures or having a harem of 10/10s, and nowadays pandering wish fulfillment is to be a dying salaryman who somehow gets a pure wholesome stay at home waifu to pamper him after having a soul-crushing day of wagie life (and yes, that's an entire anime/LN genre).
At this stage, your wildest most degenerate fetishistic dream is literally just to have a normal loving gf (your oshi), yet even that is confined to the realm of fantasy. This is quite literally the equivalent of "hand-holding is the most /d/ tier fetish".
I'm happy for you anon, at least you can still feel something. Whether that's a good or bad thing is for you to figure out. Be like the gym-bro otakos/carnies and self improve, never go full schizo.

>>60694007
okay but what about having ur oshi suck on ur dick like a straw

wordwalls of no meaning

>>60694227
Where do I sign?

What did she mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSvAkU0A8nM

Good morning, Jewbros!

>>60693837
>>60693961
https://youtu.be/hPOYc4a2RPY?si=CPBxBVFulZWdo7q_

>>60694263
Through nihilistposting, nothing has meaning. Neither words, nor actions, or beliefs. We are all alone in the void, hoping desperately to feel something, anything. Amid the darkness, a ray of light casts out: our clown oshi's honks serve as a reminder that there is still beauty left in this world. Even as our dear Pagliacci cries in the shadows of the night, doomer late night carnie hours will continue as we reminisce in memory of our dear clown wife.

>>60694418
You really ought to just end it if your worldview is that bleak and nothing matters anyway

>>60694314
this can't be what i think it will be

>>60694418
Coni mindbroke you bro

nah half her base is dying neets overworked by boomers

>>60694411
I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know i know

>>60694447
>>60694471
A man goes to a doctor. “Doctor, I’m depressed,” the man says; life is harsh, unforgiving, cruel. The doctor lights up. The treatment, after all, is simple. “The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight,” the doctor says, “Go and see him! That should sort you out.” The man bursts into tears. “But doctor,” he says, “I am Pagliacci.”

Everything is bleak and hopeless, yet our dear clown wife still pushes through the existential dread and continues to perform. How ironic! She could save others from nihilism, but not herself. Truly a cruel fate, but she continues on nonetheless. If just a single doomer carnie can be saved by her words and actions, maybe all this suffering is worthwhile after all. Amid this cruel dark world, maybe we can all be a little more like Coni and continue to have hope, even if it is just a delusion.

>>60694653

>>60694686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFtcLJVN8yg

Good morning!

https://files.catbox.moe/lt8yk2.mp4

Hello and welcome to my collection of Yuko's greatest hits!

But first, she has a few things to say:

https://files.catbox.moe/rl9ep8.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/txvdc0.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ga1toj.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/y14mke.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/0dclw5.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/i3sll6.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/9gn2f2.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/j9iutj.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/6n67jo.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/o9k46h.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/gamsdp.mp4


Let's count down to the start of the songs!

https://files.catbox.moe/0yas1w.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/4ubn8s.mp4

Now, what you were all waiting for:

https://files.catbox.moe/1tj68v.mp3

Eh. Yuh. Yeah.
If Stu chews shoes could Stew choose the shoes he chews? Yeah.
I was born on a short shiny ship at shore.
One-one was one horse horse. Two-Two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.
Gobbling garbles gobbled gobbling goblins. Eh goblins.
Pirates private property a chest. Yeah. Eh.
Birdie birde in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
How many cans can a cannibal nibble if a can cannibal can nibble cans? As many cans as a cannibal can nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans. Yeah.
A snake sneaks to seek a snack. Pirates private property.
Six sticky Skeletons. I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
Did Dick Dickens prick his pinkie picking cheap pickles? Eh.
If a colored caterpillars could change their colors constantly could they keep their colored coat colored properly? *Laughs*
Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
Five frantic frogs *mumbles* fierce fish. Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheap cheddar.
Smelly shoes and socks shock sisters. The great big black bug bit a big black dog.
Yeah. My name's Yuko Yurei and I'm Trap God. Oh YEAH! *Screams* Yeah.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
The peepee puppy. The prince presented Pippa's *mumbles* A poop in the PALACE!
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen. I saw Suzie sitting in the shoe shine shop.
Santa's short suit shrunk. Shirley shall see the sunshine shoon!
*Laughs* What the fuck is happening? *Laughs* Eh.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noLrBLn4Uw4

https://files.catbox.moe/gimxzh.mp4

What is this? A duet?

https://files.catbox.moe/dj294s.mp4

Before you go! Yuko has a parting lullaby for you!
https://files.catbox.moe/uh7zy9.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/jumyxu.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/ew8yjx.mp4

*mwah*
https://files.catbox.moe/i02dj0.mp3
https://twitter.com/YureiYuko/status/1624258174684655616
https://files.catbox.moe/fa9dlq.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/huoon3.webm

She's gone...
I miss Yuyu...
https://files.catbox.moe/3q5fs5.mp4

Brap Gallery
https://youtu.be/n9Ank-Adx9w?t=8623

>>60694334
morning my dude

>>60694653
I think she's the happiest she's been in a long time, don't worry too much man.

>>60694708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6YX_lFRDo8

>>60694653
look they are all doomers dont let them lie to you.

>>60694726
>filename
You're not the original anon, are you?

>>60694726
No way you are back

>>60694751
This is why doomposting occurs only in the dead of night, where normies will never hear us. Once the burning light of the sun arrives overhead, we fade into the shadows and disappear into the safe dark depths of our NEET caves. For those who must venture out into the blindingly bright world, our mask of normality will protect us until we can return to our true doomer selves in the darkest night.

I literally only feel okay when my oshi is live. Any other time I'm jealous that I'm not with her, jealous that she's not responding to me specifically, I'm mad at the other people in this community that she likes more than me. I have nothing but time, all day long the negative feelings are inside me and it's getting harder to ignore them. I'll never be anything to her despite spending every waking hour of my life thinking about her. I want to monopolize her, I want her to talk to no one else for the rest of her life but me.

>>60694851
Nigger, it's almost 9AM, go to fucking work or something

>>60694878
but I'm on the West Coast....
also a nocturnal NEET, so I'll go to bed soon

>>60694907
Thats crazy I wonder why youre depressed

>>60694878
LMAO this guy thinks that we have jobs. Have fun being a wagie, at least the money eventually goes to a good cause (your oshi).

Hi guys it's the "sometimes I wish" doomposter from yesterday, it's okay we can go back to being happy now, really, I feel better let's go back pls.

>>60694965
look what you did

>>60694965
you just drove me mad

why be depressed when you could just be happy idgi

>>60695054
Just kill whoever makes you sad it's that easy

you are all niggers

>>60694869
It's ok anon, I only feel ok when I have GFE ASMR playing, so it shall play 24/7. Don't be jealous, she loves (chat) as an amalgamated entity, and you are always equally loved as a part of that collective. Any individual she's talking to is also part of that collective along with you, so there's no need to be jealous. There is no monopolization in enlightenment, only acceptance that selfishness is unnecessary when you already have everything you need. Her recordings and VODs will always be there whenever you need her, and sometimes that dose of copium is all you need to get through the day.

>>60695093
You're such a stinker, Mr. Mean!

>>60695093
I sent digital cum to ur oshi

>>60695054
Oh don't we all wish it was that easy? Fame, fortune, success, even (transactional) love will not actually make you happy. It is but a momentary blip of excitement before you return to baseline, with each dose making it harder and harder to sustain that brief euphoria as you chase the dragon for that perfect high. Only once you have everything you could want and still end up miserable will you understand that you were always meant to become a doomer.

think less

My ex became a sex worker, free sex or block on every social wyd?

>>60695271
These fags aren't even thinking about anything. Their words are just as meaningless as their lives

How is this creature so cute.

>>60695271
>>60695333
Mind empty, no thoughts. But that void itself is dark, depressing and dangerous. Give those disturbing thoughts a single inch, and they echo and reverberate through that emptiness. And perhaps that is even more dangerous than overthinking things to stave off the encroaching nihility.

>>60695309
3d=bad. Stop cheating on your oshi. downgrade to FWB and look for new options

>>60695093
No need to be so butthurt about the diss track, bro

>>60695371
Cunny can't possibly be bad, but that's still the least-good cunny out of the plentiful options we have here.

>>60695371
Riro really is the cutest onahole

>>60695371
uooooogghhhhh i want to lick her tummy!!!!!!

Jewbros, would you kys if your oshi cheated on you?

>>60695371
The things I'd do this this adorable child

>>60695525
No wtf lol?

>>60695525
no why would i do something like that over a girl lol

Riro has been cooking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36duc2xoSRc

>>60695525
No, it'd just make me upset

>>60695525
Our oshi was never in a relationship with any of us anyways, so she can't "cheat". she probably already has a secret bf anyways like most GFE chuubas, but we can live in denial until proven otherwise
Better question is what everyone would do if she graduated forever.

>>60695597
Truly an anthem for all of the Riroless stardusts out there

>>60695525
are you planning to?

>>60695525
No. I'd be very hurt though. I'd probably send a couple schizo maros, anti the dude for life and sing angsty breakup songs loudly to cope

>>60695525
My oshi couldn't cheat on me if she tried. She's literally retarded.

>>60695623
Oh boy here we go

>>60695623
that bf? me

>>60695623
But my oshi is literally my GF

>>60695597
Impressive first line of the song desu

>>60695561
>>60695570
>>60695602
>>60695623
>>60695719
>>60695721
>>60695727
Thanks, I just wanted an overview of /jidf/'s mental illness level

I might kms if she gives me another nrt queen test though

>>60695798
RIP poor anon now realizes that he's the only one who is that schizo. We may be doomers, but you are on a whole new level.

>>60695778
Riro knows her audience very well

>>60695814
ntr* also joking

>>60695371
https://files.catbox.moe/2l8jnp.jpg

>>60695597
Didn't some anon generate that gosling stardust?

>>60695907
Top-shelf cunny right here

Hi riro I want to fuck your ass k bye

>>60695969
>perfectly good cunny
>lusts after the shit chute
why?

>>60695992
In 2d, everything is equally clean and pure. Don't apply /ringo/ logic here.

sex with rin

fafu fofu fuyo fayu fuyu foyu fufu

>>60696027
But, anon.. Rin is a boy

>>60696027
I have it every day

>>60696103
Yeah, my boyfriend

>>60695911
??

>>60695969

>>60696103
Cmon man, it's 2023. People can choose whatever sexuality they want. Including Rin's LGBTQIA+XYZABC if they so choose

>>60695969
this, but rin.

>>60694227
I keep most of my lewd thoughts about her to myself and her. Obviously detail in mundanity extends to things like how she’d react with varying pressures of my teeth on her nipples, or how long I could hold my dick on her face under her nose before she’d move to taste it, or what flustered sounds she’d make when I lift her over my head and carry her to bed silently and without warning while she’s doing something. I want to watch how she eats the breakfast I’d make, and I also want to watch how she touches herself when I’d tease and deny her all day and finally give her permission.

>>60696255
Now send this to her in a maro and gauge her reaction.

>>60696296
I don’t want to send her too many and I have more important things to send first. But I will. It wouldn't be the lewdest thing I’ve sent.

>>60696255
I think I'm going to throw up

>>60696096
fefo fifo fofo frumbo

>>60696096
wtf how did my inner monologue make its own post

Everything would be solved if ur oshi just does what marimari did

>>60696495
Who's marimari?

>>60696507
it's a handsome boy

>>60695525
killing yourself over a woman is the most pathetic thing in the world. If you will to live is that easily shattered you need to hide yourself from society for your own wellbeing.

>>60696255
I focus a lot more on smells, tastes and textures, but this is some good shit.

>>60696495
I would participate because I'm a huge horndog, but I'd certainly feel something was lost.

>>60696507
joe biden

>>60696611
I incorporate those when I have more words to work with, but I naturally default to actions and concepts unless I’m writing for someone. Genuinely a weak point across all my writing because I’m
a very mind-oriented person and not always thinking about physical experience. A good reminder to be more bodily present, thanks.

>>60696611
>smells tastes and textures
Genuinely curious, but is that a form of autism that allows such focus on these traits? I guess sensory inputs all help with sensual fantasy, but something about that description sounds very hyper-technical.

>>60696507
5 guys

>>60696925
Ah, now I remember

when is fufu?

Momo schedule when?

Coni woke up and chose war today

>>60696797
Not at all, I suck at writing and this was the first resource I could think of to add flair to usual oonga boonga ppeener on vagoo style hornyposting I do here.

>>60696995
fufu is when fufu decides to be I hope she posts soon I need to plan my week

>>60697152
maybe today is not fufu day

>>60697114
Respectable, some additional sophistication/thought when hornyposting is always welcome. Anything to get these tiktok-era zoomers to actually read posts longer than a single line.

>>60697105
Momo.....where is Momo? Why does she ghost so much? Does she hate us?
Is she cheating on us with some gymbros at school?

>>60697105
Today, for sure this time.

>>60697182
if you say 'fufu day' lots of times very fast it will turn into 'foder' which means to fuck in portuguese.

>>60697239
Streaming just isnt a priority, sorry

I want to sniff Coni's feet

>>60697409
Grim...is this why we can't trust korean women?
Especially not a /fit gymrat normie

>>60697470
Momo, your forgot to call me a pathetic, sexless virgin. Are you alright?

>>60697409
>>60697470
We know she's dying with school, but you'd think she would put a tiny bit of effort into streaming given how much her donothon earned alone. Sure, we don't expect super polished/edited videos/elaborate projects with her limited time, but a short twitter voice recording per day takes literally a minute or two. After school, spend 30 minutes doing a guerilla ASMR where she just talks about her day and rubs her 3dio ears. No matter how busy you are during finals season, tiny gestures to show she cares are all that we need, but this menhera Korean woman can't even do that.
Momo I love you, but holy shit...do something.

I need deep voice Momo to degrade me

>>60697572
If we annoy her enough on twitter/maros, do you think she'll come out and degrade us in a rage filled rant? ....hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUPFXvXLYJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUPFXvXLYJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUPFXvXLYJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUPFXvXLYJk

Eel is live

>>60697449
You have to understand the korean woman mindset. To her, anything she does for you is a favor you dont deserve, so by not streaming she isnt actually doing anything wrong, shes just not doing you that favor.
She can neglect it all she wants and if you complain she can just dismiss it easy as the ramblings of some terrible man thing.

>>60697641
Whona Whonagi?

>>60697553
You are expecting way too much subtlety and loving from someone that thought schlurping ears for an hour with zero foreplay was decent spicy asmr

>>60697678
For a beginner it was great

>>60697678
The thing is.....>schlurping ears for an hour with zero foreplay
is literally exactly what we wanted, and that is more than good enough. We don't need professional JP level ASMR skills with elaborate soundproof setups and a giant box of props, just her mindlessly rubbing ears with 0 prep time, awful sound quality, and whispering about nothing is all that we are asking for. AND SHE CAN'T EVEN DO THAT.

>>60697658
Korean woman...please. I've been trying to defend the possibility that there ARE good Korean chuubas, but Momo is really not helping this case. Don't cruise on your first donothon success. You haven't made fuck you retirement money yet, so you can't pull a Kronii/Sana this early on. At least pretend to care or a bit longer before you degrade us for real (which would be even better).

>>60697105
>>60697239
>>60697409
>>60697658
Are we turning into....this?
https://youtu.be/zhRp_blr1CE?si=ZVt8wQ38EiNDG7_Q