/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

decent bake

heh

>>60649036
im gonna make his anus bleed

>>60648992
Agreed. you’re in my IP range. Kowai…

>>60649092
*rapes you*

>>60649290
this is probably the first time anons itt will know what this little nigga actually sounds like

I'm hungry

>>60649320
>sound doesn't load for me
Guess I'll continue to not know what Akashi sounds like

>>60649562
eat nigga

>>60649773
good point...

>>60649562
dumb sick stinky rat, do i have to check in on you

>>60650299
I'm not sure <:3c

>>60650357
then i won't go eat and do your art reps or die trying

Randonneuring (also known as Audax in the UK, Australia and Brazil) is a long-distance cycling sport with its origins in audax cycling. In randonneuring, riders attempt courses of 200km or more, passing through predetermined "controls" (checkpoints) every few tens of kilometres. Riders aim to complete the course within specified time limits, and receive equal recognition regardless of their finishing order. Riders may travel in groups or alone as they wish, and are expected to be self-sufficient between controls. A randonneuring event is called a randonnée or brevet, and a rider who has completed a 200km event is called a randonneur. The international governing body for randonneuring is Audax Club Parisien (ACP), which works with other randonneuring organisations worldwide through Les Randonneurs Mondiaux (RM). Randonneuring is popular in France, and has a following in the Netherlands, Belgium, the United Kingdom, Italy, Australia, the United States, Canada, Brazil, Ireland, India, Indonesia, Korea, Japan and Malaysia. In the late nineteenth century Italy, day-long "challenge" sports became popular. Participants aimed to cover as much distance as possible and prove themselves audax ("audacious"). The first recorded audax cycling event took place on June 12, 1897, when twelve Italian cyclists attempted the challenge of cycling from Rome to Naples, a distance of 230 kilometres (140mi), during daylight hours. Similar events became popular elsewhere, and in 1904 French journalist Henri Desgrange produced Audax regulations, which belonged to his Auto newspaper. Under the Audax regulations, riders rode as a group. Successful riders were awarded a certificate called a Brevet d'Audax. A group of successful audax cyclists formed the Audax Club Parisien (ACP), which took over the organisation of Audax events on Desgrange's behalf. In 1920, there was a disagreement between Desgrange and the ACP. Desgrange withdrew ACP's permission to organise events under his Audax regulations, and ACP created its own allure libre (free-paced) version of the sport, where successful riders were awarded certificates called Brevets des Randonneurs. This style is now popularly known as "randonneuring".

BOOOOOOOG GOOOORBING /ORC/!

>tampermonkey only works 40% of the time for sound files
Why

i miss

>>60652179
Brando...

>>60650934
What script are you using?
I'm using this one and don't have any problems
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player

>>60654882
where the fuck is my gay ass emo randshounen boyfriend

>>60652899
Ah finally someone teaches me how to soundpost whatchamacallit. Just click "install script", yeah?

>>60655622
READ SEANIGGA READ

>>60655622
how have people on 4chan become this lazy..smartphones were a mistake

shieeeddddd since we on the topic, what are you all using to 4choncc on mobile? whats the best app for it

also which of the 3 monkeys is least likely to give me issues?

>>60657054
/g/ SEANIGGA /g/
firefox

eh if it's not as simple as "add to firefox" and then "install script", then I don't need to hear soundposts kek.

Ranodn and Lando joining vshoujo soon?

>>60658834
landon is done not just with vtubing but streaming productions in general, he's returning to filmed and produced youtube skits. twitch material will be just chatting and random variety games if he feels like it.

>>60659627
Is there a more cucked fanbase than Magmites?

>>60660090
Akashiposters.

>>60660090
well, they wanted more like judge magni and wheel of tempus, they loved valentines RP and 1.5 lore. he's following the same artist path of taking himself offline to script, voice act, draw art and make a finalised product. he also wants to produce music for himself and others, he's not going to stream loops in progress but we'll see the finished works. mites who only loved magni won't follow flesh, but he is not exactly betraying their wishes for his future, apart from graduating and no longer doing it in 2D.

>>60660552
>has an absolute sex model
>doesnt stream with it
>decides to just lurk in an orcs chat and edit vids for him instead
why

>>60661478
Because he hates (you)

>>60661478
Gained some minor success with his ai presidents vs zombies vids.

>>60655342
having attachment issues that make dating virtually impossible
t. gay ass emo randshounen

>>60650743
somehow this just never gets old haha! thanks Randonneuring Wikipasta Guy

>>60663115
Please look like L from Death Note

>>60663115
Extremely unbased and extremely same.

>>60663705
i do not have the classic emo cut sorry to disappoint

>>60657054
Android, Firefox, Tampermonkey, the sound player script I linked above, and 4chanX. I had to make some edits to the custom CSS to make 4chanX usable on mobile (shrink some things, enlarge some buttons, hide some things) but it was very worth the effort

>>60665265
awesome thanks. holy shit is that what Akashi sounds like?

>>60665852
like every other femboy chuuba? yeah

>>60665852
>the sea orc finally learns how to install a browser script for the sole purpose of jacking off to a femboy's gay voice

I WON'T GIVE UP YOU AUTISTIC GREEN WARTHOG
PLAY ORC MASSAGE

>last disco elysium stream
>3 weeks ago

>>60666525
just as Alan Turing intended

>>60666525
kek but no.
>>60663691
wonder if one day we can convince Randon to read it.

just took the my first shower in 3 days because depresso, i feel so clean now but i got soap in my eye

>>60655342
sorry, i suffered too much childhood trauma to form meaningful relationships

>>60669404
kek

>>60672020
gross

>>60672020
>stinky depressed randonnite bf
h-hot

>>60672020
>>60673051
same and same

can an autistic ranyume girl love a depressed anxious ranoji/shounen boy

>>60674199
Isn't that most of what they do when Randon isn't live?

>>60674199
only if the randoji/shounen is also autistic

>>60674595
>autistic randoji/shounen
Tautology.

>>60674199
female and male randonnites are doomed to never meet

>>60674469
true i saw a cute vulnerable ranojisan and I want to gobble him up

>>60675371
do not sexually harass ojisans you will scare them away

Randshounens are for grooming into future strongfat Randojis. Start them off young with plenty of McDonalds and powerlifting.

>>60677018
me on the top right

>>60675371
Can I just have a headpat instead, please?

>>60677055
ive gone full twinkmode so whenever i spar i can distract my opponent with my beauty

>>60677190
Attract doesn't work on the same sex

>>60677359
does he know

>>60677018
orc massage anon has evolved I see

>>60674199
only if hes not gay

>>60677359
maybe for you it doesnt

>>60677055
randshounens are for gentle, loving sex with other randshounens

Randshounen here, any other randshounens wanna come watch anime and play D&D? We can cuddle after while watching anime and after D&D.

>>60680483
stop making me long for meaningful relationships please

should i groom my little brother into a randshota?

>>60680531
Do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon anon?

>>60681481
little spoon :(

>>60681586
You can be the little spoon anon :) I'll be the DM too so you don't need to worry about anything. We can play in my homebrew campaign.

>>60681801
fuck im getting parasocial for some random anon

The fujoshi elves are pouring chemicals in the water that turn the randshounen orcs gay

>>60682144
gay randshounens are natural

I really am the last /orc/ straightbro..

>>60683877
dont worry, we can fix you

>>60683877
Keep the line bro, we're all here! well, at least I'm here

Here. If you changed the art a bit, you can get Randon drinking your blood.

I just can't wait until moment when "orc massage" anon cross the line and get a vacation

>>60684979
It's actually Akashi figuring out how he can safely edit around the porn for the video.

>>60685407
Kek, more I think about ending result the more I want to see it. Just straight up the most zoomer shitpost humor in attempt to censor 90% of screen (other 10 is Randon angry/crying png)

>>60684979
I've posted far less and gotten warnings multiple times anon

Don't Open

>>60686702
dude dude dude do this but using the new vhsojo cockroach girl.

>>60686755
I already can see Morf model with Matarakan eyes in my head

i love you /orc/

>>60682211
tru

less and less posters each week... im not ready for these threads to perish bros

>>60689075
its not over yet bro

>>60669226
i'm gonna be honest, disco is my favorite game and i always wanted him to play it, but now that we've had 6 streams of it i'd rather he finishes the run off-stream where he could actually focus on the game instead of going through the same dialogue and around the same places on the map like an old man with alzheimer's because he's too busy making cum jokes. idk how other DE bros feel tho

>>60689075
We'll just move into /lig/ if the thread bakers stop

>>60689075
>>60690208
A general for one vtuber is a tall order, once the novelty of their return has worn off.

>>60689075
good news, we are going to live forever

>>60686702
Would Lando be crazy enough to join VShojo just so Magmites can finally talk about his Vtuber persona?

>>60691068
scroll up

>>60691151
It's over...

>>60691554
also >>60548103

>>60691554
good

i want to get spitroasted by andobros

>>60691651
based and same

>>60691635
use the fixed one plz

good morning niggas its cold

>>60691893
can we share body heat?

>>60691935
im skinny. i have no heat to give only heat to take

is it true that randon is a stock market bazillionaire?

>>60692171
how else would he be able to afford a high class prostitute like akashi?

>>60682144
ah..eto...bleh!

>>60693166

>>60692775
https://files.catbox.moe/c2tm6m.mp3

>>60689944
>implying he wouldn't also be distracted by cum jokes when playing offstream

>>60694067
This ACTUALLY looks like randonneuring. Wrong clothing, but yeah.

>>60694133
courtesy of big ham. its unfinished though

oh he's not streaming today. time to kill myself fr this time

>>60693460
not as much since there'd be no audience. unless you're implying he's schizophrenic

>>60694628
like fan like oshi

>>60694628
he did say he talked to himself a lot and made weird noises. wouldnt be too far a stretch

>had auditory hallucinations most of my life
>start hearing randon laughing in my home at night
your oshi is in my house laughing with me, get cucked

>>60695259
Kek

>>60695145
thats just autism

>>60695259
>Anon hears Randon in his house at night.
>I hear Randon in my house at night.
Anon, do we like... unknowingly live together or something?

>>60694615
For anyone interested, 4milks should be streaming today, probably a half hour from now, and she just got twitch affiliate

>>60696261
4MILKS LOVE

>>60696261

>>60695259
have fun at twitchcon Lando

>>60696261
randonnites streaming during dead hours LOVE

>>60697003
kek

https://twitter.com/baloolax/status/1713960419466035225?t=_Bx9BUXnU9PZIAxJFdB8ZQ&s=19

randon neuring barotrauma stream in 2 hours, 20 minutes and 13 seconds

>>60697175
damn i thought he was gonna do the dildo testing stream today. bummer

just jerked off to a glimpse of minchi toes

>>60697325
he has it hooked up to the game, whenever his submarine gets attacked it activates the fuckmachine hes using as his chair

>>60697376
based

>>60697154
Cool art
>hopefully wherever he is, he's enjoying the greenery
I see what he did here

>>60697396
got that lovense i see

>>60697376
why are minchifags so disgusting

>>60697396
sounds pretty submersible and breechable

Milks stream in 19 minutes

>>60699554

>>60699582

guys...
I miss randon...

Milks got a new model (REAL)

>>60700177
did she get massive badonkers?

milks is going to sexually harass Randon so much with these emotes good lord

>>60700204
her jiggle physics are out of this world

>>60700204
Not yet, it's a cute night dress png

>>60700296
>RAID RAID RAID RAID
>GET MILKED GET MILKED GET MILKED

>>60700296
and he's going to like it

>>60697396
Buttplug.io integration I see

>>60700442
nigga how do you know about this

Orc massage propoganda got to 4milks

people should spam twitch chat with the ojisan spotted emote whenever he goes live

>>60700517
Did she liked the orc guy?...

I have reasons to believe the anonymous gifter was Randon himself since he tends to be a generous gifter

>>60700622
you will NEVER fuck milky

>>60700671
i belieb

>>60700493
The Ultrakill integration

>>60700684
It's save to assume that if I wanted to then I would've been on her stream rn and didn't asked questions about it

>>60700671
Randon it's your day off, get off this hellsite

>>60700671
it was his brother

>>60702158
redditdon

I just realized Milks' BGM has the same chord progression as the FUN song from Spongebob

>>60702609
F is for fat fuck ojisan bellies...

>>60702609
Don't what chords in either of those songs (because never either learned or analyse any of them), but as soon as I heard it I could hearl the spongebob-esque thing in it

>>60702609
N is for...

>>60690208
i think i would honestly rather start a discord over this, i think 95% of this board is unbearable

>>60703248
I don't have the Magmite's favorite letter pic on my phone or I'd post it

>>60703513
there's already one

>>60703118
idk what the chords are exactly either but I know you can sing the FUN song over it and it matches up perfectly

>>60703632
one for this thread specifically or do you mean the one randon wants to make public eventually

>>60703513
Sometimes it has moments of clarity

>>60689075
>>60690208
we're doing fine you doomers, i'll stop baking if the thread really dies but we're doing about as well as an average JP general

>>60704264
people are kinda obsessed with the idea of threads moving at a lightning fast speed its really strange. dont see that attitude on other boards except for this one

>>60704401
/vt/ is a board full of zoomer tourists for the most part all of the media they consume has to be lighting fast

>>60704401
Thread is fine, we have stable number 30-40 posters in each thread (after initial honeymoon when there were around 60), which is really fucking good for solo thread of high 3 view streamer.
Although I do get some concerns because there are really quiet sometimes (when you there are 1,5 hour gaps between posts or no one baked during SEA timezone for 6 hours) and you can't help but think what if other anons just got bored and decided to stop posting and stop baking, and honestly I don't want that at all, it's quite nice to chat here with anons. I remember, for example, how /nowa/ died, amount of people decreased more and more and soon all anons just came back to MANS. It's not the worst final, because there was a place to come back to, but it's still has sour feeling

MORF LOVE
MATARA LOVE

>>60704953
>spoiler
well first off that wasnt a genuine thread to begin with and was created by a bunch of trolls so..
anyways if a general naturally dies then it dies, /vt/ is just another website at the end of the day.
if you care so much about keeping the thread alive then create engaging conversation and bake threads yourself. doesnt really take a rocket scientist to learn how to do it and you shouldnt rely on other people to do all the work. dunno i dont really understand the whole thought process of just hoping other people keep a community running instead of just doing stuff yourself.

>>60705317
It wasn't a genuine thread at the start, but at the time MANS was fucking unbearable, so thanks to that one faggot who baked it first

My orc husband?
A whore?
It’s more likely than you may think.

>>60706469
even worse? hes a cheap whore too..

i miss

Is it just me or has Milks' mic gotten worse?!

Milky stream was fun

>>60709873
She keeps changing stuff so some days its normal and good and some days she sounds garbled and underwater

>>60710335
What? I didn't see her live on YT. Is she on Twitch now or something?

>>60710799
yes

>>60710799
She was, and the vod is gone again because she's paranoid twitch is going to nuke her from or it for drawing a dildo shaped object with a censor blur over it

>>60706469
Slut love

Good afternoon /orc/!

>>60712073
hello rat

>>60712073
Good morning

>>60692775
God bless the kitten stream

>>60700385

>>60712073
good afternoon!

>>60712073
S-sorry Ratboy. I can't be your friend anymore, you are evil inside.

>>60713730
it's okay anon...
I can't please everyone, I hope you find other friends.

i miss my dad

randon culo when

>>60715263
what a disgusting image

>>60703696
Neither. Idk if there are multiple Vestie fancords, but there is at least one that has a Randon section and a number of people who are also /here/

>>60713730
what did he do…

>>60716860
He was gratuitously cruel to the poor wizards.

where orc

>>60717734
more like he was baiting them to lose their virginities by getting his rat bussy railed like the little slut he is

orc love and sex

>>60719543
that wouldn't count anyway since their hymens would still be intact

>>60720731
men have hymens?

>>60720781
>>/lgbt/

>>60720781
why else would it be called that?

>>60720781
It's hymen, not hywomen.
Next you'll tell me you didn't know men have boywombs.

>>60721500
>boywombs
they're called mambs retardanon

an elf is like fiona from shrek; if they can't break the spell by the age of 30 they will remain an hag witch forever

when will he be back bros..

>>60722717
tomorrow anon

>>60723040
i cant believe he hates streaming and will never stream again

>>60721792
By accepting that curse, Fiona successfully bags not-Randon at the end of that film, so I'm not sure what you're warning against.

>infesties
morfbros our fan name...

test

>>60728120
MILKY??

>>60728153
unfortunately no i am not milky

i miss orc

>>60728179
why do we get banned so often

>>60728941
he will be back tomorrow with what i assume is 1 more fear and hunger stream

>>60729144
i just post whatever i want. years wasted on this site and i still get banned for the stupidest shit sometimes

>>60729499
Based and same. I've been unjustifiably banned for so much bullshit over the years. They've been full retard for a long time now, and I'm past the point of respecting any and all mod/jannie decisions or authority. I treat bans as a suggestion from an equal that I should take a break. I'll stop and think about whether I actually did something wrong, and decide for myself whether I'll post during the ban window. Basic common sense is a superior guide to whatever the fuck they're doing.

twitter is dying
discord sucks and will likely implode soon if the file hosting delimma is anything to go by
this site becomes more unbearable by the day
where do we go next bros i dont wanna lose you

>>60731893
>an equal

O o

/¯____________________________

| I'M FIRING MY LAZER!

\_¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

>>60732476
I think twitter will be fine

>>60732532
Obviously, being a jannie is reason enough to doubt their intelligence, and probably not respect them. But they're an equal in the sense that a literal retard's vote counts the same as yours once it's in the ballot box. They're anon, and so am I. Some anons just happen to be retards.

>>60732476
is the randon discord up yet? link if yes. Don't worry Wikipasta Guy isn't going to show up there.

>>60732476
>twitter is dying
People have been banging on that drum for about a year now, but most people and companies are still there, and every upstart competitor almost immediately fizzled out. Big "I'm Moving To Canada" Energy.
>discord sucks and will likely implode soon if the file hosting delimma is anything to go by
I kinda doubt it. People are addicted to it, and that feature isn't a primary reason they use it.
>this site becomes more unbearable by the day
In what ways? /orc/ mostly doesn't suffer from the catalog cancer. What's affecting us?

>>60732476
you guys gotta stop taking everything on this site so seriously or youre gonna have a terrible time

goodnight. try to keep thread alive to hit bump limit or dont who cares
see you for tomorrows stream

Lol on Randon rest day, the thread can last till way past SEA morning the next day.

Else I wake at usual 5am and there's new bread.

>>60736171
idk anything about SEA im just a burger. as long as there’s a bread during his stream it’s ogey

>>60712073
slut

Ojisan TUMMIES I keep thinking about the ojisan who got his shirt lifted up by the wind and I saw his hairy tummy!!! ToT

>>60737334
who let milks off the cross?

>>60737505
IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>60738908
make a catbox link for the pickles!

>>60740188

I ASKED FOR EXTRA PICKES!!!

https://files.catbox.moe/6hcyyy.png

>>60740443
I hope you don't die this time.

>>60740443
BIG HAM NOOO

>>60740443

>Your Class
>Your Caste (fujo, straight brotuber enjoyer, etc)
>Which boy you're bringing on the mission, and why. (It doesn't need to be a good reason.)

>>60740443
someone put her back on the cross

Wrong thread?

>>60704401
might just be because we're used to /MANS/

how do i have sex with randon neuring

>>60744061
You'll have to trap him first, which is the difficult part. The Randon enjoys tea, so consider leaving rare tea cultivars in the open and then shooting it with a tranquilizer gun before tying it up.

>>60744391
hypothetically would this work against randojis

>>60703570

>>60745056
Filthy JUnimos

Don't die...

i want to beat randon neuring and make him cry

>>60747429
Why not?

>>60747429
rape

i want randon neuring to beat me and make me cry

Really wish Rando/Lando was a thing. Lando's current direction looks grim. Maybe he wasn't cut out for streaming after all.

>>60749688
Whats his current direction? I havent seen him in weeks.

>>60749688
>wish Rando/Lando was a thing
I thought you were talking about fujo content

>>60750215
kek

Maybe having a manager would help bring his motivation back.

>>60749688
would you rather have a dead thread or be stuck on an infinite timeloop

>>60749745
Some anons shared a little in recent threads and I doubt anyone will spoonfeed you, so if want you can check them (just search "magmite" or "Lando" and you'll probably find it). There's nothing dramatic and anons decided not to tell too much which is right thing

so is Randon gay?

>>60751034
yes

>>60751034
no

>>60750748
I have my doubts the comment you replied to was a good faith question vs. Landoschizo samefagging again pushing this narrative about her anime ex-boyfriend she can't get over. She can't even get the fact straight and keeps claiming he's been gone for weeks whenever she replies to herself. Really lazy bait.

>>60750530
Landoschizo is the one looping so would obviously prefer the latter

>>60751378
Yeah, it could be, that's why I didn't waste my time to post seconhanded info and just said that people already said something few threads prior, spend 5 minutes to find it if you're that curious.
If it's just someone who just ask question because they're curious they will find info, if it's some dramanigger hopping on the thread to be sponfed they either fuck off or waste their 5 minutes to find nothing "spicy", if it's magshizo - they are... I don't know, they probably know about situation then any other anon here.
>claiming he's been gone for weeks
I interpreted as "he didn't collab with Randon recently" when I saw post, but I could wrong

>>60751742
The schizo was complaining about people not posting about Lando to make it easier to bait without watching streams, then when no one spoonfed, proceeded to post the same lazy bait with wrong assumptions multiple times. Obviously doesn't watch streams and just wants to shit up the thread about Lando unprompted (and then complain about other people shitting up the thread about Lando unprompted if they post anything about him longer than "kill Lando")

>>60751640
i meant to ask everyone but forgot to remove the reply

>>60752023
I wish magschizo a very seek therapy, the pathetic little fuck

>>60753171
scornedmite should take meds or watch the funeral. It's time to move on.

ignoring Lando could be your best revenge anyway

>>60753333
The funeral honestly helped my pathetic magfeelings a lot and played a big part in me being able to move on. It was the closest thing to closure we got, and it was nice to hear so many magmites share their thoughts about our dead oshi, thanks milks.

>>60753852
I still haven’t watched the funeral, think I might need to someday. Then again I never watched alchemist prologue/1.5 until weeks into the hiatus. I always shied away from getting too emotional over him because he made it such an easy parasocial pathway. I got a lot of empathy for landoschizo, but not much patience for their behavioral choices.

>>60754479
nice

orc pregnancy

>>60756022
ToT

orc abortion

orc miscarriage

orc birth

orc fertilization

he will not stream today

>>60757332
please stop posting this slut i saw him in my dreams last night and he laughed at me and said i would never get to have sex with him

>>60757686
>even anons dreams are trying to snap him into reality
kek

>>60757909
kek i had a couple chuuba dreams like this
though i also had a couple that were like alright have at it

>>60744438
Yes, although they are more skittish, so you may need particularly enticing bait to lure them out.

getting a new bread ready for when we hit page 10/11

>>60758896
like a computer with world of warcraft?

>DST ending soon
we must say goodbye to our SEA brethren

>>60759030
That could work, though I would suggest throwing in some Hawaiian shirts and cheap beer to sweeten things

>>60759019
page 10 tick tock

>>60759030
Nah, i'm now a Blizzard-hater. Besides I played a lot of WOW back in the day.

fuck it i'll bake

>>60759818
Just throw something general and let the randoji think its his biggest fantasy

>>60761614
>>60761614
fuck all you hoes