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【 Website 】 https://idol-company.com
【 YouTube 】 https://www.youtube.com/@idol_corp
【 Twitter 】 https://twitter.com/idol_corp
【 Schedules 】 https://holodex.net/?org=idol%20Corp
【 Archive 】 EN + Origin: https://idol.icebox.moe / ENdless + Star: https://idol2.icebox.moe / Former members: https://grad.icebox.moe
【 LAUNCH MERCH AVAILABLE 】 https://shop.idol-company.com/
【 LIMITED BIRTHDAY MERCH AVAILABLE 】 Momo: https://shop.idol-company.com/products/momo-otako-birthday-merch / Coni: https://shop.idol-company.com/products/coni-confetti-birthday-merch / Yuko: https://shop.idol-company.com/products/yuko-yurei-birthday-merch & https://shop.idol-company.com/products/wanau-limited-time-set / Kai: https://shop.idol-company.com/products/kai-saikota-birthday-merch / Nikki: https://shop.idol-company.com/products/nikki-rei-birthday-merch / Pochi: https://shop.idol-company.com/products/pochi-wanmaru-birthday-merch / Katta: https://shop.idol-company.com/products/kattarina-qutie-birthday-merch
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idol Origin:

【 Kattarina Qutie - קאטרינה קיוטי 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@kattarina_qutie / [Twitter] https://twitter.com/kattarina_qutie

【 Nikki Rei - ניקי ריי 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@NikkiRei / [Twitter] https://twitter.com/nikki_rei_idol

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idolEN E-Sekai:

【 Yuko Yurei 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@yukoyurei / [Twitter] https://twitter.com/YureiYuko

【 Juna Unagi 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@JunaUnagi / [Twitter] https://twitter.com/JunaUnagi

【 Rin Penrose 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@rinpenrose / [Twitter] https://twitter.com/RinPenrose

【 Pochi Wanmaru 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@PochiWanmaru / [Twitter] https://twitter.com/PochiWanmaru

【 Fuyo Cloverfield 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@FuyoCloverfield / [Twitter] https://twitter.com/FuyoCloverfield

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idolEN STAR:

【 Riro Ron (kyOresu) 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@riroron / [Twitter] https://twitter.com/RiroRonSTAR

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idolEN Endless:

【 Roca Rourin 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@rourinroca / [Twitter] https://twitter.com/RocaRourin

【 Poko Rakun 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@rakunpoko / [Twitter] https://twitter.com/PokoRakun

【 Kai Saikota 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@saikotakai / [Twitter] https://twitter.com/KaiSaikota

【 Momo Otako 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@otakomomo / [Twitter] https://twitter.com/MomoOtako

【 Coni Confetti 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@confetticoni / [Twitter] https://twitter.com/coni_confetti

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Former members:

【 Emi Suika - אמי סויקה 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@EmiSuika / [Twitter] https://twitter.com/suikaemi

【 Neo Sparkles - ניאו ספארקלס 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@NeoSparkles / [Twitter] https://twitter.com/NEOSPARKLES

【 Lily Sin - לילי סין 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@LilySin / [Twitter] https://twitter.com/lily_sin_idol

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【 idol Friends 】
Prism >>>/vt//ppg+/
Phase Connect >>>/vt//pcg/
Tsunderia >>>/vt//tsunx/
V4Mirai >>>/vt//corpo/
V&U >>>/vt//vnug/
VReverie >>>/vt//vre/
Pixel Link >>>/vt//pxl/
V-Dere >>>/vt//vdere/

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Previous Thread: >>60507619

>> No.60531273
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60531273

My wife

>> No.60531277
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My wife is cute.

>> No.60531279
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To the glory of lady Poko

>> No.60531338
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60531338

Chihuahua dog loli for Idol ES please
Preferably of delicious brown complexion

>> No.60531435

Coni is GFE btw

>> No.60531444
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60531444

I MISS CONI

>> No.60531450
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60531450

pls rember that wen u feel flaco or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled gordo

wen day is dark alway rember silly day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYNnXoQehi0?si=-TOndXBFQU7LeKyO&t=7934

>> No.60531481
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60531481

Coni peut être mon clown pour toujours, et je sourirai pour elle aussi longtemps.
Whoever marries this clown better be the pathetic but lovable man she wants to take care of so much. Or else. In before yeah me

>> No.60531514

Coni confirmed living in Kivotos

>> No.60531527

>>60531514
Where's her halo?

>> No.60531535

I love Pochi and can't wait for her new look's feet!

>> No.60531541

>>60531481
yeah me

>> No.60531567

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

>> No.60531572

>>60531527
Confetti

>> No.60531585

maybe I should've been a sexy high school teacher

>> No.60531594
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I want to sniff Coni's feet

>> No.60531638
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>> No.60531695

My clown GF Coni Confetti

>> No.60531703
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I Love Yuko!

>> No.60531734
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60531734

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.60531747
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60531747

THIS FUCKING BRAT

>> No.60531754

>>60531638
Kek

>> No.60531760
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60531760

CLOWN LOVE https://rentry.org/bww7d

>> No.60531788

I LOVE CONI

>> No.60531837

Coni turning up the thermostat to 80 degrees so you sweat

>> No.60531856
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also I finally found an appropriate picture for my level of gosling right now

>> No.60531870

>coni wife making my dinner
>come home from gym drenched in sweat and steamy
>she takes one whiff and goes mad with lust, tackling me to the floor licking my waist

>> No.60531924

>okay baby
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.60531926

>>60531273
>>60531277
>>60531703
Don’t fall for her lies. She’ll leave you like she left us. She has no loyalty to anyone but herself.

>> No.60531942

I'm gonna kill myself that I missed some of this vod.

>> No.60531943

stenchmaxxing for clownwife

>> No.60531976
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60531976

ENTER

>> No.60531981

>>60531926
Yawn

>> No.60532012

Coni says FUCK ARCHITECTS

>> No.60532015
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60532015

picrel REALLY is her ultimate fantasy

>> No.60532029

>>60531976
She probably looks at this every night.

>> No.60532047

she just wants to fap to me..

>> No.60532087

>>60531976
anon who drew this creaming his pants right now that he was right

>> No.60532090

Coni licking your sweaty hairy tummy with her long lizard tongue

>> No.60532112

It's 3 AM and I want to workout

>> No.60532124

>>60532087
>he was right
But he drew that after she told us what she likes the first time

>> No.60532176

>>60532047
facts

>> No.60532184

coni is probably dripping wet now..

>> No.60532238
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60532238

Coni is the best self-help coach I've ever hired for $6 a month

>> No.60532237

GFE won

>> No.60532243
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>>60532112
Get the fuck in there, NOW. And don’t look back https://youtu.be/vxkZ1GhsJLE

>> No.60532261

>>60532015
CONFIRMED

>> No.60532293

>>60532015
>>60531976

Shes really hitting all the points here, LOL

>> No.60532310

I love GFE corp

>> No.60532331

>>60532293
>Shes really here, LOL
FTFY

>> No.60532367

She was gonna take off her pants for this

>> No.60532383

How the FUCK can it get better than this?

>> No.60532397
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60532397

adorable members post from my wife

>> No.60532425

Jesus H Coni.

>> No.60532456

>>60532383
she starts masturbating

>> No.60532473

My heart is gonna explode

>> No.60532475

>>60532456
She's not that kinda girl

>> No.60532497
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60532497

I've been working out every day now but for my pudgy princess. Lifting and cardio mainly, and honestly it feels good.

>> No.60532511

>>60532475
LOL

>> No.60532514

>>60532475
she literally was a second away from taking her pants off to push her bladder in

>> No.60532535
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60532535

I love her like you wouldn't believe!

>> No.60532543

>>60532514
Yeah but she wouldn't fingerbang herself

>> No.60532563

>>60532543
the pee press would have been enough to send her

>> No.60532571

Goodbye last 30 minutes of VOD, it was nice meeting you, at least I was here live.

>> No.60532577

it's over

>> No.60532579

The ASMR was longer than the public stream

>> No.60532582

she's a real good girl

>> No.60532590

you guys are gonna literally die when she gets her new place

>> No.60532601

that was amazing

>> No.60532610

She is so fast at the VOD. I hope someone got a full archive.

>> No.60532631
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60532631

ITS GONE

>> No.60532633

>>60532610
I got it. Will I share it tho? no

>> No.60532644

>>60532590
I'm feral just thinking about it

>> No.60532658

>not even privated, actually deleted
I guess she doesn't want even management to get a whiff of that VOD.

>> No.60532674

I wanna see what she's like with wine now.. how can she get MORE sexy?

>> No.60532682
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I'm gonna switch to smaller bowls/plates and ask my grandparents if I can have the exercise bike they don't use

>> No.60532690

>Man, I should stop being so emotionally invested in vtubers. I don't think falling in love with a girl I'll never meet is healthy for my hea--
>>60532397
>AH FUCK I LOVE THIS GIRL SO MUCH AND i WANT TO DEDICATE MY LIFE TO HER

>> No.60532698

>>60532633
We agreed not to archive this one tonight

>> No.60532700

I MISS CONI

>> No.60532706

Please let there be a Carnie who archived this...

>> No.60532723

>>60532610
usual guy prob got it but I also have the full archive

>> No.60532732

>>60532700
Cute needy carnie

>> No.60532747
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60532747

love
wife
much

>> No.60532755

>>60532682
>Coni ends stream
>carnies instantly commit suicide

>> No.60532773

Coni is my girlfriend and I will do my best for her.

>> No.60532779

>>60532755
it's the ciiiiiircle of liiiiiiiife

>> No.60532788

>>60532755
he's doing his reps the best way he knows how

>> No.60532799

Well shit. Whos the usual coni archiver that I need to contact for this one?

>> No.60532813

>>60532747
She will never love you

>> No.60532814
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60532814

Not sharing it. You faggots showed your lack of loyalty last night.

>> No.60532816

>>60532799
ArchiveAnon

>> No.60532820
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60532820

Man I really wanna send her some maros but I will hold back. I am being too sappy and parasocial.

>> No.60532823
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im not ok bros i love her too much

>> No.60532854
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Love wife even more all of a sudden

>> No.60532857

>>60532814
Lack of loyalty?

>> No.60532867

>>60532814
coni your ass is lovely
and i straight up left when i seen ntr woman

>> No.60532869
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that was the best.. she was cute, bratty, motivational, loving, adorable, and incredibly sexy.
make sure you get happy for her, and make sure you get sexy for her so she can be proud of your slutty waist, im sure if she'd be happy to take credit for a hot carnie.

>> No.60532892
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>> No.60532900

>>60532820
oh yeah that reminds me, I was supposed to send her my cock.
ehh, I'll do it tomorrow

>> No.60532899

Coni and vodka
She asks if I am happy
I will try for you

>> No.60532922
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>>60532814
I started mine late but it looks like I got the most important bits that I care bout. My duration says 2:07:53 that seems about right. Did I get it all by some miracle?

>> No.60532960

>>60532922
Yup, 2:07:53 is the whole thing. 7674 fragments.

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>>60532922
yep

>> No.60532968

coni is really the picturesque femcel.. copes with 2D men but actually really wishes for a traditional family and a hot husband to rock her world

>> No.60532981

i don't like tsunderes like coni

>> No.60533009

im gunna start gyming again on monday

>> No.60533008

wtf guys we agreed not to archive this one

>> No.60533011
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>>60532968
The perfect woman of my yumes

>> No.60533016

Coni reminds me of my first love and i want to die now

>> No.60533026

Momo JOI when

>> No.60533032
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I have alarms every two hours to catch a possible riro guerrilla.
I really should just make ytarchive blast music on my speakers when it finds a stream is about to start
nini jewbros

>> No.60533038

>>60532814
okay Coni go sleep

>> No.60533050

>>60532968
DYRBI?

>> No.60533055

>>60532867
>>60533038
I have a spreadsheet you FREAKS

>> No.60533087

>>60533055
do not larp it is weird

>> No.60533098

>>60533016
Not a carnie but she reminds me of the NEET girl I dated once. Nothing fucked me over more in my life than losing a girl that was literally me but as a 10/10 woman.

>> No.60533107

>>60533055
I bet you do i hope you refreshed youtube before you @ all those because my ass was gone

>> No.60533114

>>60533016
Coni reminds me of my last love who was a literal sociopath but without the sociopathic qualities

>> No.60533138

>>60533114
????????

>> No.60533172

>>60533098
>Nothing fucked me over more in my life than losing a girl that was literally me but as a 10/10 woman
Why are you meeee, stop being meeeeeeeeee

>> No.60533173

>>60533114
what the fuck are u even saying?

>> No.60533176

>>60533055
So many vtubers say they have a spreadsheet but I will never believe until I see. They never show it.

>> No.60533213

>>60533138
>>60533173
Basically I fell for a girl who was super blunt and honest and a yumejo like Coni is but she turned out to be sociopathic and meant none of the feelings she told me. It was only to manipulate me.

>> No.60533241

>>60533213
>and meant none of the feelings she told me. It was only to manipulate me
that's like, 80% of women

>> No.60533257

>>60533176
They're going to track ~400 people (or even half that if we want to assume they only track people that dono/send messages/etc) in a spreadsheet but not find time to check that a game works before their stream starts, sure.

>> No.60533270

someone give me the coni stream I was playing D&D with the lads and missed it

>> No.60533289

>>60533257
that does sound like a very womanly thing to do, yeah

>> No.60533299

>>60533241
Well yeah, but up until that point, all my other girlfriends at least were being truthful about their feelings at one point in our relationship. I haven't been in any relationships since this last girl because of how much it fucked me up. This was 8 years ago now.

>> No.60533304

>>60533270
sorry man all our copies were lost in a tragic boating accident

>> No.60533309

>>60533257
They don't keep track of everyone, anon. They only put the regulars that they actually care about on the spreadsheet.

>> No.60533320

>>60533270
should have watched the stream

>> No.60533329

>>60533257
they don't need a spreadsheet, if you're active a lot in the community they'll notice when you're gone or when you're in other people's chats flirting with the chuuba.
i've seen miori call out people by name multiple times and start bitching about them being whores out of the blue

>> No.60533330
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I will never forget this stream as long as I live

>> No.60533340

>>60533270
This was a stream for loyal Carnies only. She said it herself.

>> No.60533357

>>60533270
do you even deserve it? D&D with the "lads" is more important?

>> No.60533376

>>60533299
>This was 8 years ago now
ouch.. must've really soured you on women

>> No.60533377

>>60533299
>8 years ago now
NIGGER YOU ARE LITERALLY ME STOP IT

>> No.60533398

>>60533270
It now lives on in the minds of carniebals
If you were not there, it was not for you

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>>60533376
I'm not using the term sociopath lightly
>>60533377
Are you a Carnie? We're literally all the same. This is why she's our oshi.

>> No.60533424

>>60533172
It was the breakup that made me cry like a bitch in front of my mom for the first time in my life, and for some reason my appetite never been the same.
It's crazy what losing the girl of your dreams can do to you.

>> No.60533429

>>60533299
I know your pain, but for me its only been 6 years
Ive only been able to find love in vtubers, 3dpd hasnt made me feel an ounce of emotion since

>> No.60533432

>>60533329
>when you're in other people's chats flirting with the chuuba
What a weird thing to get upset about.

>> No.60533484

>>60533299
I'm 27 and never had a relationship cause I'm too insecure and socially awkward. Also I think women are making fun of me, then later find out they were flirting..
And I can't even use being a NEET as an excuse, cause I go to bars at least once a month, and I used to go to parties fairly often when I was in my early 20s.
At least you had girlfriends

>> No.60533487

>>60533299
It's been 10 for me, with no signs of getting better. If anything that's why I watch vtubers now, I'm never going to attempt it again.
Be strong, lads.

>> No.60533489

>>60533257
That, and women are too dumb to create a proper spreadsheet.
I can believe them noting the name of their biggest paypigs though. They need to know the names in case they ever disappear to another vtubers chat.

>> No.60533490

>>60533429
Completely agreed. I didn't fully accept my fate of 2D-only until 2019 and Coni described exactly why tonight.

>> No.60533495

>>60533419
Not a carnie, but everything he said matched up with my experience and I honestly got creeped out for a moment there

>> No.60533511

I think lusting over clown girls is unhealthy

>> No.60533529

>>60533511
too late

>> No.60533550

My shitty sleep schedule always makes me miss the best sterams

>> No.60533559

>>60533511
low T post

>> No.60533561

>>60533511
We're infatuating over her, there's a difference

>> No.60533568

>>60533495
why are you a carniebal if you arent a carnie

>> No.60533633

>>60533484
I honestly can't say which is a worse fate. Grass is always greener and all that. I've determined I'm just way too much of a dreamy romantic that creates a lot of fantasies in my head that aren't reality and that fucks up relationships. This is a big reason why I just settle with 2D and VTubers because they'll (usually) never disappoint me since it's not real.

>> No.60533668
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60533668

Can I trust Korean woman?

>> No.60533669

>>60533568
Cheeky. Thread got exciting and I wanted to see the action for myself

>> No.60533671

>>60533568
Probably just loves ASMR

>> No.60533694

>>60533561
Speak for yourself, i want to put babies inside of her.

>> No.60533759

>>60533669
Stick around for actually decent ASMR once she gets her own place if you're in to that. Doubt she'll ever go the path of lewd 'asmr' stuff but then again I've been wrong before.

>> No.60533773

>>60533568
NTA but I have RC and carniebal and I'm neither. I just like asmr and it's fun to see these girls grow to love their fans.

>> No.60533808

>>60533511
Factually incorrect opinion. I love Coni. I love Polka. I'll lust after as many clown women as I can if they're sweet girls like the above two.

>> No.60533822

>>60533484
I also wanna say, you're still young. You're ten years younger than me so you at least have several more years ahead of you to try. I'm exactly the same as you with insecurity and cannot read when someone's flirting with me so I unfortunately can't help give you advice there. All of my relationships started online so I didn't have to rely on social cues.

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>>60533826

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>> No.60533851

>>60533759
It would be a pleasant surprise but I'm completely satisfied if it's more of what we got tonight but even harder teasing and bullying

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>>60533856
A new friend

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>> No.60533925

i understand how her and mozzu are such close friends now

>> No.60533937

>>60533668
https://youtu.be/C-i5s08pYDE

>> No.60533945

>>60533894
fandit?
that Katta heart is probably older than you are

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>> No.60533953

2D>3D

>> No.60533965

>>60533668
lol

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Riro makes me very happy!

>> No.60533992

>>60533945
Thats not what I meant dumdum, our little heart group has only consisted of 4 until now

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>>60533985

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>> No.60534029

>>60533937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyM1UGD8sqM

>> No.60534037

>>60533992
ahhh that makes more sense, ive never paid that much attention to it desu, i just like the cute images

>> No.60534057

>>60533925
Just because of her being sweet to y'all? If anything from what I've seen Coni really treats you, Mozzu's exceptionally mean to the Mites all the time (she just had a temper tantrum with them earlier this week). You're extremely lucky.

>> No.60534085

>>60532814
>>60532922
please I'm on my knees begging I couldn't make it I've been following since the old days

>> No.60534093

>>60534057
I think it's just the piss

>> No.60534120

>>60534057
>yall

>> No.60534129

I gotta figure something out, man, I've got a bar and some plates but coof prices on them were ridiculous so I couldn't get a real setup
maybe it's better now, the only gym at a sane distance is planet fatness, what the fuck I'm usually too dead inside for anyone to get through but something about tonight got the fire going again

>> No.60534142

>>60533055
I have literally never chatted you will never find me coni.

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>>60534129
just shell out the dosh for a real gym
this machine will change your life

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60534188

Alright guy's I'm back from making chili. What's going on in thi-

>> No.60534190

>>60534142
this isnt an accomplishment

>> No.60534208

>>60534129
are there any apartments near you? if so they might have a gym and the owners might be nice enough to let you use it.

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>>60534188
just loving my wife

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>>60534188
Lovin wife same. old same old

>> No.60534294

>>60534057
>y'all

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>>60534188
also just loving my wife, sorry for posting this 3 times

>> No.60534342

>>60534129
>I've got a bar and some plates
that's literally all you need honestly if you're super strapped for cash. even if you don't have a rack, can still do cleans or whatever they're called and deadlifts.

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>>60534229
>>60534275
>>60534299
Nice. Crazy how I responded to myself 3 time.

>> No.60534365

I miss Momo

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60534389

I'll make a better one at some point just wanted to get it made tonight

>> No.60534391

>>60534229
>>60534275
>>60534299
>>60534347
She will never love you.

>> No.60534405

GFE won

>> No.60534406

>>60533098
>>60533424
>>60533299
What's with all the failed normies in my incel NEET thread? Only guys like >>60533484 can understand the true foreveralone mindset from an entire life without a single relationship/affection from a 3d woman.
It's really a toss up: do we embrace normies who have converted over to the weeb side, or does gatekeeping need to be higher. How long does a guy need to be alone/monk mode until he is welcomed back into the fold of 2d-women-only? I guess 6-8 years is a decent amount of time, but still far from the true rock bottom loners who are approaching wizardry. For a female equivalent, it's like a certain normie dancer rave girl who repented, learned JP and became a big corpo idol. Is she now forgiven and welcome in the weeb circle once she proves she's not just a grifter? Or can converted normies never truly understand GFE like those who never had a choice and could never feel real affection in their lives? Will this lead to further dilution as even more normies flood into the fandom and ruin it?
Tldr: need more carnie doomposting, not all these guys who were actually marginally successful in life and had GFs.

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For some reason I suddenly love my wife a little bit more

>> No.60534420
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Sex with Clown wife
Turning the Clown into a Mommy Clown
Having children with Clown wife
Being happy with Clown wife and kids

Clown wife Loves this
happy clown noise

>> No.60534421

>>60534085
Contact ArchiveAnon and see if he can help you

>> No.60534471

>>60534406
anon.. what went wrong in YOUR life?

>> No.60534489

>>60533668
Can we agree that Momo is one of the few good ones (until proven otherwise?). She's too cute to hate, although oshi'ing a Korean always comes with undeniable risk. Lots of normie signals that are definitely red flags, but can we truly believe she's converted into the NEET weeb lifestyle? Need to keep close watch for potential normie grifters who will inevitably pull a quote out of the infamous "DO YOU NOT HAVE FEMALE FRIENDS" and related quotes collection.

>> No.60534539

>>60534489
Can we agree that you should stop responding to shitty ritualposts every thread?

>> No.60534567

I love Momo's GFE

>> No.60534568

>>60534539
It's a fun ritualpost though, and we love Momo. Need to keep her relevant somehow since we know she doesn't stream :(

>> No.60534589

I love Momo's ear licking

>> No.60534608

>>60534589
I still think she's the best ear licker in Idol, maybe one of the best in EN

>> No.60534607

>>60534406
being a failed normalfag is worse than being a truecel permavirgin
We know what we lost, you live in the bliss of ignorance

>> No.60534687

>>60534607
This guy gets it

>> No.60534719

>>60534471
Honestly, wizardry isn't so bad once you come to a realization that a real relationship is impossible/undesirable, and 2d will always be there as a source of copium. Some of these guys who got hard burned by their exes definitely sound like the old mgtow crowd with old retirees that got wrecked by a bad divorce, so I suppose they're alright.

>>60534607
Classic debate of whether it's better to have love and lost (failed normies traumatized by ex), than to never have loved at all (incels). I think the biggest issue with incel ideology is that there is even more of an idolization of sex/relationship and putting it on an extreme pedestal. Failed normies know what they've lost, but most also realize that relationships can be super overrated. IRL romance can never match up to the pure Plato ideal found in romance anime, dating sims, GFE, etc, which is the standard those who never had IRL romance will compare their ideal to.

>> No.60534755

>>60534414
Save yourself. She doesn’t love you.

>> No.60534782

>>60534687
>>60534607
It's really up in the air.
Those who never experience love will idealize it to an extreme degree, thus become even hungrier/desperate for this ideal of perfection.
Those who have experienced it might also spend their life "chasing the dragon" of that first high, but never be able to reproduce it. However, at least they know what reality is like. Question becomes which is stronger: nostalgia for what is lost, or dreams of a perfection you can never reach?

>> No.60534788

>>60534607
I'm the last (You) on his post. Yeah, I still can't figure out why or why not it's worse to have loved and lost but it sure does feel pretty shitty.

>> No.60534789
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really really love wife a whole ton right now

>> No.60534795

>>60534607
If you're a failed normalfag, that means you're at least put together enough to have it again. Maybe you aren't that ugly or retarded, or maybe you have actually have a job.
The permavirgins are the creepy schizos, ugly fatasses, and autists, they're doomed to die alone and with nobody loving them.

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I really love this woman

>> No.60534872

>>60534719
I just want children desu, somebody to pass my genetics onto.

>> No.60534877

>>60534851
gg

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>>60534851
>>60534854
made a new thread to bump our old one off? well played

>> No.60534949

>>60534085
Bro if that was true you would know you needed to learn how to archive.

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>>60534909

>> No.60534956

>>60534795
I'm the dude who hasn't been in a relationship in eight years and I've never been a normalfag. I was homeschooled through most of elementary school up through high-school graduation and have been completely blind to things like flirting. Like I've said in one of the replies, all of my relationships started online and only three of them transitions into meatspace. I consider all of my relationships to have been down to luck.

Creepy schizo? I can turn that off when it gets bad. Ugly fatass? Currently, yeah. Autist? Not sure but being a NEET who's mute most of the day sure makes me feel like it.

>> No.60535007

>>60534956
are you just really good at discord or something?

>> No.60535024

>>60534950
I kneel

>> No.60535065

>>60535007
Bro, I'm in my late thirties; Discord has barely existed in my lifetime. I guess it was mainly BBS forums and AIM for the one-on-one conversations. The others were friends of friends (online).

>> No.60535093

>>60534872
Why would you want THAT? Haven't you seen the trends? No one wants/can afford children anywhere in the first world. It's literally just the social elite and welfare queens that still have kids these days. The American dream/nuclear family has long been dead, and is not something to realistically strive for. Even if you had the money/looks, most of the time it ends in divorce where you lose everything and never see kids again.
The monetary/emotional/effort drain of children is absolutely intolerable, and you'll spend years being exhausted, sleep deprived, broke, and spending your limited time off being forced to watch peppa pig/baby shark on repeat. As they grow up, you get moody rebellious edgy teenagers on Tiktok brain.
Passing on genes is overrated. Clearly your genes didn't exactly help you, why would you want to curse another generation to bear that same defectiveness?

>> No.60535131

>>60535093
I mean, I never wanna have kids, but thinking any of what you said is actually what's common is crazy cope.

>> No.60535136

>>60535065
well the only people I talk to "online" is 4chan and chuubas so no chance of meeting people there. and I only play single player games

>> No.60535147

>>60535093
ngmi

>> No.60535151

>>60535093
Go back to your five minute city, WEFtard

>> No.60535166

>>60534719
You appeared right on time, nihilistanon. I completely agree that relationships are way too idolized to an unrealistic degree. In fact, that's what ruined most of mine (apart from the sociopathic girl) because I kept chasing that fantasy of what I thought was a real relationship in my head that isn't the mundane reality that is hard work. Even IRL sex is grosser than people who've never had it imagine it to be. I'm fine with my 2D and onaholes.

>> No.60535195
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I want to have lots of babies with my adorable wife
I will never understand not wanting to start a family with the woman you love, must be a zoomie zoom zoom tiktok brainrot thing

>> No.60535223

>>60535093
>Why would you want THAT?
Something to love? Raise as your own? To actually do the thing you were MEANT to do from the moment you were born into this world?
>No one wants/can afford children anywhere in the first world
I mean I make around 150k a year and work from home, and assuming my partner has a job too I think that's more than enough for raising 1-2 kids

>> No.60535240

I'm watching Miori again, what the fuck did you unleash on me Coni...

>> No.60535245

>>60535195
She’s going to abandon those babies the same way she abandoned her friends.

>> No.60535276

>new ip
tell your boyfriend i said hi

>> No.60535292

>>60535093
>most of the time it ends in divorce where you lose everything and never see kids again
also yeah usually it does end in separation, but the "never see kids again" part is wrong unless the father / mother was a big piece of shit

>> No.60535324

>>60535136
I'm exactly the same as you are now and I think that's just the nature of how shit the internet has become. Back when I met the girls I ended up in relationships with was before smartphones when you had to actually have a PC and make the effort to get online. Now, it's just the new public square with a much lower quality median and way too many land mines. It sucks for everyone and is part of why I've given up ever finding anyone at this point.

>> No.60535338

Too long; did not read
The more words, the more I cringe
Post cute girls, faggots

>> No.60535377

>>60535324
yeah you're probably right

>> No.60535396

>>60533299
>haven't been in any relationships since this last girl because of how much it fucked me up. This was 8 years ago now.
LITERALLY ME but make it 9 years.
I flirted with some girls but wasnt a serious thing. I am kinda ready to move on now but I lack the motivation, and too busy with work.

>> No.60535399

>>60535338
I'm sorry for your lack of literacy and attention span. Just hide or ignore posts you find too challenging.

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>>60535338
fine ill post this before I go play lies of p

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Love eepy wife

>> No.60535466

>>60534607
>We know what we lost,
I am glad someone in this fucking website understand. I wish I never had a gf in my life, it fucking sucks. Being ignorant to how women can really be must be bliss.

>> No.60535469

>>60535131
>>60535292
Take a look at statistics and you'll see historically low marriage/birth rates since people first started taking records (across the whole first world), 50% divorce rates, and 70-80% mother gets custody in family court, and 80-90% odds you're paying alimony on top of child support. Yes, it's exaggerated for "never" see kids, but very high odds of kids being raised in a broken home, and/or having kids turned against you by mom. Obviously she doesn't like you much if you're divorced, so you're in for a long ride. The expected value isn't THAT bad, but there's lots of potential horror stories that end up far worse than expected.
Even for those who don't get divorced (esp those keeping up appearances in the nice suburbs), a significant portion are literally just "together for the kids" and are in completely loveless marriages. Didn't know a single divorced/single parent household growing up, but the more I saw, the more I realized the vast majority were completely miserable.

>>60535223
You have made it anon, congrats. You can afford a wife/kids by making it into the top 10%, as the generalizations I stated were mainly pointed towards the bottom 40-50% who probably won't make it (self selection in being /here/ is a good sign at NGMI).
Biggest danger is getting gold dug, have seen plenty of friends nearing/slightly above 30 making the big bucks in Silicon Valley/NYC get absolutely baited into green card/gold digging marriages. Again, if an autistic mathlete quant suddenly gets a slew of Hinge matches and (Asian) parents knocking on his door trying to pitch their post-wall daughters for an arranged marriage, it's probably not because of a sudden glow-up at age 30, it's probably the 300k+ salary at that quant hedge fund/FB/Google/etc.

>> No.60535523

>>60535469
did your parents regret having you / don't love you?

>> No.60535536

Why are people hating on Yuko?

>> No.60535535

>>60535469
Your marriage statistics are heavily skewed. It's based off the total number of marriages. Most people who get divorced, get remarried and divorced multiple times. If you adjust for individuals the number of "successful" marriages have stayed roughly the same. There's just fewer cases of people "sticking it out" now, which is probably a good thing.

>> No.60535541

>>60535466
Think that only works if you are inherently gay/ace or just don't have hormones driving you towards liking women in general. Sure, 2d ideal is pure, but you see that inability to get laid literally drive people insane (look at r9k's patron saint ER's Isla Vista rampage). If the guy just had a crazy ex or hired a hooker, he'd probably realize that women aren't worth it and live his luxury NEET life sponsored by his Hollywood director dad.

>> No.60535560

>>60535536
we are busy lamenting losing our first loves, please check back later

>> No.60535570

>>60535195
nta but the thought of my kid potentially becoming a tranny faggot because they’re influenced by other faggots in their school, something i can’t exactly control, is one of my biggest turn offs to having kids. i’d hate to raise and love something only for it to later become something i dislike and look at with disgust

>> No.60535573

>>60535469
>>60535535
Also, in the overwhelming majority of cases fathers don't even pursue custody in court. It's not perfect, but you're acting like everything is fucked when the reality is you're looking at one incorrect source of info and not actually going outside.

>> No.60535575

>>60535536
"people"
also TLDR her antis are mad because one of their /k/ friends raped an 8 year old so they need to take their anger out here

>> No.60535585

>>60535536
your discord raid is especially pathetic tonight, go ping some more buddies

>> No.60535592

>>60535541
>f the guy just had a crazy ex or hired a hooker
its not about sex, its about love
A hooker would solve nothing for the majority of incel/robot/forever alone types, it would probably make things worse

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Cute girls are dangerous, they shouldn't be able to cause this much damage through a computer screen

>> No.60535599

>>60535240
Wait until she does her drunk ASMR. There will be no going back for you.

>> No.60535634

>>60535469
>self selection in being /here/ is a good sign at NGMI
actually a decent amount of /here/ autists are in IT and are quite well off

>> No.60535647

>>60535541
I mean theres anons here saying they are almost 30 and never been with a woman. I dont know if they are faggots or just that shy.

>> No.60535649

>>60535469
>get absolutely baited into green card/gold digging marriages
I'd green card for Purin, ngl

>> No.60535655

>>60535592
>it would probably make things worse
Without a doubt. The lack of any real mutual emotional connection would leave you feeling that women are emotionless creatures with no value. Unfortunately, a lot of non-hookers are still pretty shitty so that doesn't help anyway.

>> No.60535682

I was only gone for a few hours wtf happened here

>> No.60535687

>>60535575
>so they need to take their anger out here
Here and that other general. Seriously, they should just move on already.

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>>60535682
Coni went full drunk GFE

>> No.60535708

>>60535682
Coni dropped a big fat lovebomb

>> No.60535728

>>60535599
is she doing one after this stream?

>> No.60535734

>>60535523
Asians aren't capable of love, only tradition/family obligation. You get used to it over time. I got relatively lucky compared to how bad things could get, but certainly wouldn't ever want to perpetuate that trend any further. Sadly had far too many opportunities to research/interview hundreds of "successful" East Asian families, and it was pretty obvious a significant portion were only in functional partnerships/barely held together out of obligation, with equally messed up kids that often hated their parents. I would say it's just an Asian thing, but haven't seen anything much better in American suburbs either.

>>60535573
Might be worth looking into actual case studies about how many fathers who DO want custody still can't get it, even from literal drug addict/criminal mothers. Not saying that's the norm, but the fact such cases exist certainly point to the courts being kangaroo courts with activists for judges. Take a look at any other number of laws that intentionally screw over men (making it difficult to paternity test kids, refusing to remove the non-father's name from birth certificate, irrationally high child support payments without requiring proof of spending on kids, lifelong alimony which was only recently repealed in FL, etc.) Obviously no system is perfect, but these aren't bugs, they are features.

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ANOTHER WIFE MEMBERS POST!!!!

>> No.60535791

>>60535734
Do you understand it makes it more difficult to highlight men's issues, which are valid and you point out, when you overblow them so much from what the reality is, no one will take them seriously. You're basically running controlled opposition.

>> No.60535797

>>60535734
>Asians aren't capable of love, only tradition/family obligation
>I got relatively lucky compared to how bad things could get, but certainly wouldn't ever want to perpetuate that trend any further
I mean, you could stop the trend if you had children yourself. You could be strive to be a better parent to your kids than they were to you.
You don't have to let stats keep you down.
That's basically what my dad did, he had an awful upbringing

>> No.60535813

>>60535797
W dad

>> No.60535818

>>60535728
99% of her long streams ends with her doing drunk ASMR, wet kissing and licking the mic.

>> No.60535831

>>60535647
Failed normie here, maybe 5/10, 6', hit gym regularly, high income, only mildly autistic deep down and learned the art of pretending to be a functional normie.
Had plenty of chances for 3s and 4s, but narcissism and main protagonist syndrome meant I failed to score at 7/10 or above, which is self-explanatory. Divided between staying permavirgin or taking the hookerpill. Either still better than settling for an uggo/landwhale/gold digger.

>> No.60535860

>>60535818
I haven't caught the end of a stream in ages since she goes into my sleeping hours, maybe i'll stay for this one

>> No.60535878

>>60535682
Coni got wasted and bared her soul

>> No.60535879

>>60535647
boomers just don't have any rizz

>> No.60535920

>>60535791
It's ok, no one cares about men's rights, and MRAs have been considered a joke for decades. There's no hope of trying to fix the liberal-feminist West, and the very same Western culture that killed marriage has contaminated the entire first world, including East Asia (KR is ultra feminist, and even Japan is heading in similar direction). Unironically you need to go full 3rd world if you want a stable traditional life without a government/court system rigged against you. Even Philippines which was considered tradcon patriarchal Catholic is now considering removing their ban on divorce, which was what set them apart. That said, single motherhood, cheating, unofficial "separation" and marriage scams are all still rampant there, just like any other SEA country. If you're rich, I guess Dubai/middle east is an option if they don't start WWIII.

>> No.60535923

>>60535831
You are better off paying a hooker whenever you want, or just striking conversation on a online group with women. I am also shy to approach woman in person, but in my experience meeting them online first to talk about interests makes it way easier.

>> No.60535930

>>60535879
Yeah, because rizz is a term that didn't exist before 2020. And it sounds and looks too much like jizz.

>> No.60535934

>>60535771
I thought she went to bed already. Also holy fuck is the first member's post adorable.

>> No.60535944

>>60535930
boomers don't have any jizz either

>> No.60535953

>>60535920
You understand that it's a joke because of people like you, right? You are the reason this will never change. It's also absolutely not the case that this isn't (even relatively easily) achievable these days.

>> No.60535956
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60535956

wanau

>> No.60535958

>>60535575
>TLDR her antis are mad because one of their /k/ friends raped an 8 year old
The fuck

>> No.60535962

>>60535944
yea cause i took it all :3c

>> No.60535974

idol corp?

>> No.60535990

>>60535958
you know that event they keep cuck posting about?
yea he was the head organizer of the event and the dude who seethes that he failed to groom her and raids the thread is the co-runner of the event who knew about it and covered for the guy

>> No.60536015

>>60535923
Basically this, parasocial relationships are unironically easier. No input required from my end, I just input cash and get service. Same with GFE where we just passively let our oshi comfort us without needing reciprocity (although plenty of guys here are invested into doing so either through donos, projects, interactions etc.) Personally don't see the appeal of trying to force 2-way interaction in a transactional one-way service, but you do you. Sure, it's not GENUINE, but real affection is far too difficult/not worth the effort/high chance of backfiring. Time to move to a hooker friendly country I guess (oh god...even the hookers/sugar babies in big city US are absolutely insufferable, curiosity kills the cat with seeking etc, actually even worse than regular dating apps).

>> No.60536029

>>60535974
brap corp

>> No.60536093
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MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH BESOS BESOS BESOS
Love wife
boonight Yuko

>> No.60536095

>>60535990
>Anti is a groomer
nvm. It all makes sense. Is that why there's recent anti-yuko posts?

>> No.60536116

>>60536015
>Personally don't see the appeal of trying to force 2-way interaction in a transactional one-way service, but you do you
Cause they aren't just hookers like you're comparing them too, most are just dorky girls who like the attention and the love they receive.

>> No.60536118

>>60535974
No no, incel corp

>> No.60536125

>>60536095
yes, their /k/ thing was this weekend and they were mad she doesnt talk to them anymore plus all the drama with the 2 mentioned people

>> No.60536198

>>60536118
yeah me

>> No.60536210

>>60535953
Take a look at FL's recent repeal of lifelong alimony if you want an example of why it's almost impossible. Sure, that was the biggest win for MRA in a long long time, and it's about repealing a horribly outdated law that gave women a lifelong meal ticket while screwing over a guy they divorced 20 years ago who can never afford to retire/have a new family. Even that repeal literally led to tons of feminist rallies and protests that he was "killing those poor elderly women by driving them into poverty". Fortunately it was for a tiny minority that just a few thousand people iirc, so most people didn't care. Try cutting alimony, reducing child support to a fair amount, equalizing child custody, etc. and you'd get full on riots and firebombing like when RoevWade was repealed.

MRA are a super minority, no one takes them seriously, they haven't accomplished a thing in decades. It's like the entire conservative party as a whole: liberals push for something ridiculous, conservatives just tell them to "slow down" and drag their feet. However, they never push back in the opposite direction, so median point keeps moving further and further left. Even the nominally conservative states are a lost cause when it comes to anti-male laws. If you want to make change, go run for office on a platform for men's rights and see how far you get. You simply can't win elections with a <10% female approval rating, and even conservative women largely join the feminist monolith when it comes to their marriage/divorce benefits.

>> No.60536269

>>60536116
Not hooker, but closer to geisha/hostess who also offered sex appeal, but were primarily around their wit, personality, and them providing entertainment like games/singing/art/party tricks/etc. Even in those cases, you can argue the women just want to do their best, but it's still classified as a form of softcore sex work, just not a hardcore version. Closer to the IRL practice of renting a GF to go on a date with you (without the actual escort sex portion).

>> No.60536288

Normalfags out

>> No.60536314
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STOP FUCKING WRITING SO MUCH AND POST CUNNY

>> No.60536334

cunny

>> No.60536347

Yeah that's cool and all but does anyone have the archive? Not trying to be a beggar but that stream was hot as hell.

>> No.60536360
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I feel like I dodged a bullet by not drinking with Coni tonight; I would have been a goner.

>> No.60536364

>>60536210
You understand no one takes them seriously because of people like you, right?

>> No.60536370

>>60536269
>Closer to the IRL practice of renting a GF to go on a date with you (without the actual escort sex portion)
Nah, not really.
I get you might be jaded, but they actually have communities built around them and they like being appreciated by the people who follow them.
I don't know why you're trying to find some prostitution-like comparison when it's already established that they're streamers. We already know how streamers operate given it's been a thing for many years now.

>> No.60536384

>>60536360
lucky you
I was sober for all but the last 20 minutes and I got hit hard

>> No.60536388 [SPOILER] 
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>>60536314
based post

>> No.60536392

>>60536015
Personally if finding actual love fails for me, my plan is to visit a cheap asian country like the Philippines and buy myself the cutest and smallest girl I can find there, and just pound her pussy on a daily regardless if theres love or not.
All the disappointed I had with women trained me pretty well to not be so dependent on them anymore, so I can just use them for sex if I need to.

>> No.60536422

>>60536392
you don't need to go to the Philippines for that

>> No.60536428

>>60536384
I drank with her during her birthday ASMR and it was such an intense and magical experience. I just wasn't feeling physically good enough to drink tonight but now I'm sure glad I listened to my body.

>> No.60536433

>>60536392
I am the agent of my own suffering
I refuse to go buy a whore sea bitch onahole, id rather die alone

>> No.60536495

I'm going to end up alone, aren't I?

>> No.60536497

>>60536428
if you had a magical experience the last time i cant imagine what you would say about tonight's

>> No.60536503

>>60535797
>>60535813
I've seen how miserable lives get while colleagues/friends have to deal with babies/toddlers, and I fully understand why most wealthier families literally just hire a nanny to do everything since they can't be bothered to deal with that nightmare headache for years on end. Not fun to see colleagues all dying from overwork/stress at the burden from having kids.

I unfortunately had the misfortune of working with lots of families/kids, and I can say for certain I never want to deal with them again. There's a sad realization in mentorship/teaching/counseling that some people are just failures and can't be fixed even with the best mentors possible. By extreme Asian standards, a success case of a kid to truly be proud of is between 1-2%, with a further 5-10% who turn out "decent". Imagine losing the lottery and being stuck with a failure od a kid that ruins your life. You can kick out a client/student, but you're stuck with that kid for life if it's yours (who also likely inherits the social misfit/autism gene from you, further worsening your odds). Have seen cases of entire lives getting blown up by a obnoxiously uncontrollable kid who fails out of school, refuses to get a job, and leeches off elderly parents for life as a Hikki. Look up China's "full time kids" or "lying flat" (aka NEET) for reference on the trend. Now add in the hag-lover's high odds for a spcial needs kid, and you're on a one-way ticket to a life of poverty and suffering. Certainly an honorable way to go, but not everyone can be a saint.

>> No.60536517

Carnies I love you but you are dangerously close to losing the right to post more than 8 words per post

>> No.60536521

>>60536495
just mew bro

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I hate whatever this silliness going on is, but I do love Coni and Idol and my jewbros and >>60536314 cunny uoh, and I hope that Aviel and Tomer and Nikki stay safe, that Coni's hangover isn't terrible, that the jewbros working on improving themselves have success in their efforts, and that the jewbros who aren't find the motivation to start.

Good night!

>> No.60536531

So who do I talk to to get that coni stream tonight? I have the membership but got home late

>> No.60536538

>>60536517
Pick up a book once in a while. Jesus Christ.

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>>60536522
BOONIGHT!!!

>> No.60536551

>>60536521
mew

>> No.60536557
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60536557

so many words here!!

>> No.60536565

>>60536531
>>60534421

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>> No.60536593

>>60536565
I'm a fucking retard. Thanks for tolerating my dumb ass

>> No.60536597

>>60536433
flip women are SMALL though, I wouldn't mind buying one

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>>60536557

>> No.60536607

>>60536392
I guess PH is the popular sexpat destination for a reason, added bonus that they speak English. Thai is supposedly more popular among Western aesthetics, but both are decent options, with Viet also being worth considering for those who prefer East Asian (rather than tanned/brown) looks.
As sad as it is, unironically the smart thing for a guy to do is completely burn out the pair bonding instinct using as many whores as needed. It's the same effect from women who ride the dating app carousel and can't care about one guy anymore, since they're all replaceable. Once you become jaded and emotionally damaged, you become far more logical/efficient at avoiding scams, optimizing your finances, and paradoxically getting more attention from women since you give off a "IDGAF" bad-boy aura from genuinely not being able to love/simp.

>> No.60536615

>>60536593
All good. But it might be a good idea to set up ytarchive locally so you never miss a stream.

>> No.60536623

>>60536503
>I unfortunately had the misfortune of working with lots of families/kids
It really sounds like whatever you did for work really ruined it for you, kinda sad I guess

>> No.60536641

>>60536591
momo after she sees my micropenis

>> No.60536647

>>60535974
impregnating idols corp

>> No.60536649

>>60536522
cute!

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>> No.60536661

>>60536623
Working retail for 5 years made me misanthropic as fuck and I've never been the same since so I understand. It sucks.

>> No.60536672

>>60536615
Yeah I'll have to start doing that. Appreciate it.

>> No.60536689

anyone know where I can get a little girl(2d) to bounce on my dick and bear my children?

>> No.60536706

>>60536661
I worked retail for about 10 months and I hated people, couldn't imagine 5 years

>> No.60536709

>>60536689
hey.. :3

>> No.60536715

>>60536641
medically diagnosed micropenis is unironically a tragic thing
I hope you are just saying that and you dont legit have a 2.5 inch hard penis, that is a fate worse than death

>> No.60536719

>>60536689
Go away guardbro

>> No.60536732

>>60536597
Indeed, known for being small, flat, and brown (YMMV if that's a good or bad thing). Apparently Burgers/Euros love the short brown girls, whereas the Asians from CN/KR/etc exclusively pick the taller pale ones.
Take care though, notoriously high STD and single mother rates (I'm sure someone will take a gamble for the oyakodon route, but don't get arrested anon).

>>60536689
>>60536392
You have your answer right there. Added bonus is that you can add "Janny" to your resume once you move to Manila.

>> No.60536737

>>60536689
uhh.. probably pixiv?

>> No.60536751

>>60536706
I'm a bit retarded and second-guess myself way too much and end up being too loyal for my own good. I should have quit a year in but I thought I was just being a pussy. Should've listened to my instincts.

>> No.60536753

>>60536651
genuinely kekk'd

>> No.60536799

>>60536751
It's tough to follow through with the decision to leave a job, especially if it's your first

>> No.60536807

>>60536715
>>60536641
mfw a solid 3in
I guess that's what JP loli onaholes are for? No amount of /fit/, /fa/ or /soc/ can fix me.

>> No.60536816

I want Momo to degrade me

>> No.60536819
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I always seem to forget that zoomers have the attention-span of goldfish

>> No.60536838

>>60536819
wanau

>> No.60536843

>>60536816
>>60536641
Momo for SPH RP! Someone has to carry on Walmart-brand Fauna's legacy after all

>> No.60536885

>>60536819
Now imagine having kids. They will be in a generation with EVEN LESS attention span than current zoomers, where TikTok will be considered long-form high art in comparison to the new content farm they use in a few decades.

>> No.60536930

>>60536843
based off her degrading stream I don't think she'd be very good at it, you want Katta for something like that

>> No.60536953

Carnies...has Coni fulfilled the Pagliacci prophecy?
>>60214897
She wants to make us happy, but she is the one crying most deep down. I called it days ago, and it's amazing to see behind her happy facade and understand her on a deeper level.

>> No.60536968

>nihilist poisoning the minds of love-drunk carnies with specific anecdotes, trying to kill their chance to finally feel something under the guise of being real or giving advice
blackpillers are tragic I’m going back to sleep, fuck dooming love your clown with all your heart

>> No.60536998

>>60536968
There's a reason we are /here/ instead of /outside/. Embrace the pure idealistic love for your oshi, reject the temptations of 3dpd whores who will inevitably betray you.

>> No.60537026

>>60536930
Her bratty collab with Fuyo was great. Can definitely see her bouncing off Yuko/Coni/Fuyo well with bratty loli degradation/disdain ASMR. She also does have a nice deep voice which also has potential if she taps into that energy.

>> No.60537089

>>60536953
The brightest sun casts the darkest shadow
She's the robin williams of our time, and we must protect her at all costs!

>> No.60537107

i boiled a potato and ate it i can now go to sleep happy and full
goodnight /jidf/

>> No.60537138
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60537138

Tonight was unexpectedly enchanting. I already had motivation and momentum to pull myself out of this rut I've been in but this just put it into overdrive. Good night, jewbros! And to my fellow Carnies, very much looking forward to Doctor Sleep tomorrow!

>> No.60537145

>>60537107
Can't tell if Irish or Latvian. Just a potato? Boiled? What blasphemy is this?
Good night anon, don't let the nihilistschizo bite.

>> No.60537157

>>60537107
https://twitter.com/YureiYuko/status/1624258174684655616

>> No.60537169

>>60537089
>She's the robin williams of our time
I've had this same thought floating around in my head for about a month

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>>60536968
>implying I've read any of this

>> No.60537190

I don't want to read any of that shit so I'll just give my opinion and fuck off.
Having children feels stupid from a practical point of view because it's a huge waste of money, time and effort, but it's also the highest form of expressing love for your beloved person.
That said I want to fill Yuko's cunny so hard that she never menstruates again.
Piss out

>> No.60537225

>>60537138
Sleep well, try not to forget this feeling.

>> No.60537248

>>60537190
Filling cunny=good
Never menstruate=good
9 months of suffering? Bad
The baby that comes out? Yikes.
Pregnancy comes with beneficial side effects, but is still the most life-ruining STD.

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>>60536953
>>60537089
>>60537169
I wonder if she'd ever be up for doing a watchalong of Patch Adams

>> No.60537273

>>60537174
That's because you can't read, dumbo

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>>60537145
nta. and its a little weird there’s two boiled potato eaters in the same thread on the same night. but i did the same and to 5 potatoes a few hours ago.

>> No.60537325

>>60537248
>but it's also the highest form of expressing love for your beloved person
Try reading the whole post next time.
Piss outerer

>> No.60537351
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60537351

Why so many literal homosexuals who dont want to impregnate their oshi in the thread right now?

>> No.60537356

>>60537293
I guess this is what /jidf/ survives on huh. Actually took the effort to make potato salad here. This probably says a lot about we who post during late night doomer carnie hours.

>> No.60537365

>>60537351
There's two dudes rawdogging boiled potatoes I think not being horny is the least of our mental health issues rn

>> No.60537384

>>60537351
IMPREGNATION! AND NOT TAKING RESPONSIBILITY!
Let chat take care of the bastard child!

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>>60537365
cool, i didnt read because who the fuck cares, im here to post about cute girls and how much i want to impregnate them

>> No.60537423

>>60537293
>>60537107
omg attack on titan reference :D

>> No.60537426

>>60537393
man. you’re so fucking cool bro :)

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>>60537426
thanks

>> No.60537449

>>60537293
>did the same and to 5 potatoes
how the fuck do you eat 5 potatoes in a day

>> No.60537462

>>60537423
>>60537426
These are two of the girls

>> No.60537488

>>60537444
go back to /gem/

>> No.60537500

>>60537462
sorry to burst your bubble idolbro, but i’m not a talent

>> No.60537510

>>60537488
idk what that is newnigger, this post is about Roca

>> No.60537512

>>60537351
But they're menheras.

>> No.60537548

>>60537351
For what it’s worth, I fantasise about cumming inside my oshi multiple times every single day and gladly accepting responsibility, ultimately raising a large family together with influence and support from both her and my extended families.

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>>60537512
>>60537384
>>60537548
Just imagine: breed menhera with daddy issues, don't take responsibility, create more menheras with daddy issues. Rinse repeat.

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>>60537273
what the fuck did you just say about my gumbo

>> No.60537661

>>60537591
My oshi isn’t menhera.

>> No.60537673

>>60537449
you see that cupboard and a few pixels of a knife hanging on the wall? all i had to eat all day were two corncobs on a screwdriver so i went to my kitchen and loaded them bitches up. easy snack.

>> No.60537698

>>60537293
>taking the skin off
N
G
M
I

>> No.60537709

>>60537661
LIES! All vtubers are menhera. Some are just better at hiding it than others. How can a hag spend all day LARPing as an anime loli/milking paypigs and NOT be a menhera? No normal person can handle that lifestyle.
If she actually isn't a menhera, you need to find a better oshi.

>> No.60537763

>>60537673
I knew we were all doomposter nihilists here, but this is possibly worse than I could have imagined...Y'all need to get some help. At this rate, we'll soon start seeing piss bottle collages dedicated in Yuko's honor.

>> No.60537797

>>60537763
>we'll soon start seeing piss bottle collages
when someone does a room review you will see more piss bottles than you thought possible

>> No.60537818

>>60537797
I used a piss bottle for a while while my toilet was leaking, but emptied and cleaned it daily so it wasn't gross. Who keeps all their bottles?

>> No.60537862

>>60537797
>room review
Send Coni a maro politely asking her to consider this. That would be good idol content, and she would have an absolute blast.

>> No.60537910
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60537910

I piss in the sink or off the side of the porch

>> No.60537943

>>60537763
I want to try and piss a picture of Yuko into the snow this year

>> No.60537963

>>60537862
Alright anon, what Coni-based art projects/merch have you collected that you are dying to show off to your oshi? Better also include some stuff from her PL to prove you are a long-term diehard fan.

>> No.60537968

which girls is it okay to send tributes to

>> No.60537973

>>60537818
A not insignificant number of neets view their piss bottle collection as a point of pride

>> No.60537995

>>60537709
I’m sure a good portion of why I love her is because she’s not menhera, or at least a lot less than most. I think I may not be in the majority here.

>> No.60537999

>>60537968
Me

>> No.60538009

>>60537968
....really anon? We don't do that here do we?
Only time I've seen that go well was Amano Serafi (Korean menhera in V&U) who gave the guy a "nice dick" rating.

>> No.60538040

>>60537968
Katta, Yuko, Fuyo, Pochi, Riro, Poko, Momo
>>60538009
holy fucking newfag

>> No.60538080

>>60538009
>We don't do that here do we?
newfag go back

>> No.60538097

>>60537963
Literally zero, I don’t even watch her that often. I just think it would be a lot of fun to watch carnies submitting dumb things and her finding them hilarious.

>> No.60538106

>>60538040
>>60538080
My cute wife Momo can't be this lewd! can she?
Pure idols must shield their eyes from being defiled by males!

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60538166

>>60538106
>My cute wife Momo can't be this lewd
Anon...

>> No.60538169

>>60537591
This, don't forget to have oyakodon too

>> No.60538196

>>60537190
If you impregnate her she'll grow hag tits so it's objectively the wrong thing to do.

>> No.60538253

>>60538196
Swollen veiny droopy hag tits, with tough brown nips ready for a baby to gnaw on. Her tight tummy will swell to alien proportions, as the parasitic life within her disfigures her perfect slender frame into something completely unrecognizable. Absolutely horrendous indeed. Leave that to the architects.

>> No.60538331
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>>60538196
Yuyu's puffy triangles, now considerably swollen, leaking delicious milk...

>> No.60538415

>>60538331
Why would you want to ruin your perfect flat loli like this anon? You'll be left with a disfigured hag afterwards. What a waste. Silver lining is that you'll have a 50% chance at having a new loli in a few years...call it recycling?

>> No.60538484

>>60538253
The miracle of life is disgusting and that’s what makes it beautiful. I want to gently fuck my pregnant oshi and reassure her that I love her changing body and her hormone-addled mind. 3am trips to the store to get her whatever insane snack her ruined brain makes her need before she can stop crying. Giving her a long, tight, silent hug when she gets furious at me for no reason because we both know she doesn’t mean it.

>> No.60538604

>>60538253
>Leave that to the architects
As a proud architect, pregnancy is one of the most off-putting and unattractive states that a woman can be in.

>> No.60538640

>>60538484
Sorry anon, pregnancy and birth is gross and should belong in /d/. Menhera bipolar mood swings is fun in theory, pain in the ass in reality. Think I'll pass on that. Pregnancy is a good sign that your oshi is old and busted, and you should consider trading for the newer younger model.
Classic quote: "Best part of 18yo girls? There's a new batch coming out every year!" Same with any chuuba, new gen debuting soon!

>>60538604
I guess we are in agreement for once. I thought you would enjoy the increasing fat levels, swelling tummy, mood swings, etc. All sound like classic symptoms of obesity and junk food to me. Maybe it's because the weight gain is so fast that it's considered cheating?

>> No.60538657

>>60538604
Seconded.

>> No.60538673

how often/when do you sign maros?

>> No.60538740

>>60538640
Let me have my romantic ideals. I just want to suffer righteously for love.

>> No.60538749

>>60538673
So far only when I send her something sweet, but I plan to change that up with lewd signed maros soon

>> No.60538807

>>60538740
It's ok anon, I'm also just as much of an idealist romantic at heart. However, I'm sadly so jaded I can no longer appreciate the art form in anything outside of fiction. 2.5d vtubers are close, but it's still a human behind the scenes and not just an AI/scripted character, so I know not to get too close. Cold logic saves the wallet and leads an efficient life, but it definitely loses that irrational magical spark that leads to either bliss or disaster.

>> No.60538891

>>60538673
Everything, including lewds, except tributes. I don’t intentionally obfuscate though so maybe she knows. I enjoy that thrill.

>> No.60538963

>>60538807
I spent the last 15 years running purely on logic and my life feels empty and meaningless so I’m swinging hard into the magical chaos of love and agony, of bliss and disaster. To be jaded is to die prematurely.

>> No.60539236

>>60538963
Oh I completely agree, feel just as empty and dead inside as a retired NEET with nearly infinite free time, yet I'm also unwilling to risk everything I have for a longshot that will likely ruin everything and send me back to wagie life.
I liken the idea of romance to "faith". As a lifelong atheist, I can't simply decide to "believe" in the church and convert, since it would simply be a lie. I can pretend and put on a facade, but the internal mental structure is damaged beyond repair and cannot simply go back. Cipher's matrix analogy that you can't simple plug back in even if you wanted to. I want to believe in the magic of romance and love, but I am not able to truly "believe" in it, and can only cope through GFE and 2d simulacra of the real thing (which may or may not exist).
At this stage, I think the only choice is to be like >>60536392 and buy a SEA legal loli to see if that fills in the void. Honestly, I don't expect coke and hookers to actually bring fulfillment or happiness, but at least it passes the time and is worth a try.

>> No.60539269

first time poko has ever been radio silent like that. hope nothing bad happened

>> No.60539393
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60539393

Good afternoon. I love Fuyo

>> No.60539475

>>60539269
She probably watched Coni's drunk ASMR

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