/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

To the glory of lady Poko

Chihuahua dog loli for Idol ES please
Preferably of delicious brown complexion

Katta LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deJAV0SNF5s

Riro makes me very happy!

oops I miss typed the captcha....

MY WIFE!

I MISS CONI

Day and night
I toss and turn, keep Pochi in my mind, mind
I look for tweets but see I don't obtain
What I need's a stream or silly games we play, play

Now look at this
Love is the magnet keeps attracting me, me
I try to simp but see I'm out of cash
I wanna draw but seems I'm total ass, ass

'Cause day and night
The lonely loner seeks to see Pochi at night
He's all alone through the day and night
The lonely loner seeks to see Pochi at night, at, at, at night

Day and night
The lonely loner seeks to see Pochi at night
He's all alone some things will never change
The lonely loner seeks to see Pochi at night, at, at, at night

Hold the phone
The lonely loner, Mr. Solo Dolo
He's in his room, can't seem to stay awake
Within his dreams he sees the life he'd make, make

The pain is deep
A silent sleeper, you won't hear a peep, peep
The girl he wants don't seem to want kids too
It seems the sentiment's not shared with you, you

'Cause day and night
The lonely loner seeks to see Pochi at night
He's all alone through the day and night
The lonely loner seeks to see Pochi at night, at, at, at night

Day and night
The lonely loner seeks to see Pochi at night
He's all alone some things will never change
The lonely loner seeks to see Pochi at night, at, at, at night

No more
When the Pochi shows up and creates a Youtube
He seems alive though he is feelin' blue
The sun is shinin' man, he's super cool, cool

The lonely nights
They fade away, he slips into his white knight
He posts a clip and then he's on his way
To free his mind in search of, to free his mind in search of, to free his mind in search of

Day and night
The lonely loner seeks to see Pochi at night
He's all alone through the day and night
The lonely loner seeks to see Pochi at night, at, at, at night

Day and night
The lonely loner seeks to see Pochi at night
He's all alone some things will never change
The lonely loner seeks to see Pochi at night, at, at, at night

https://files.catbox.moe/tbf5js.mp3

(Imagine there's a ritualpost here, and that there's an appropriate picture attached)

>>60468639
That is one stylish puppy

I love Pochi and can't wait for her new look's feet!

I Love Yuko!

Why are ESL girls with heavy accents so cute

>>60468791
A big reason why I love idol

>>60468791
its pretty great isnt it?

I want to sniff Coni's feet

>>60468791
The world may never know

>>60468791
Just wait 'til IdolES debuts :}

happiness

I wish Kattarina would jerk me off again... tired of having to do it by myself

>>60468915
Eastern European ESL girls*

>>60468959
Spainbros???

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

>>60469007
don't worry, Iberia is part of eastern europe.

>>60468959
Half of them WILL be latinas and you WILL desire to re-colonize the americas

This is going to be a fantastic Katta stream

Momo JOI when

>takes a day off
>next day streams twice and tell us how alone she feels when not streaming
I love my little parasocial and pudgy imoutowife

Sex with Clown wife
Turning the Clown into a Mommy Clown
Having children with Clown wife
Being happy with Clown wife and kids

Clown wife Loves this
happy clown noise

>>60469977
This sounds like the dream. I hope each one of us in our own realities with our own Conis make this dream come true.

Why does Coni do so many fucking unarchived streams compared to everyone else? I mean it's not a big deal since someone in this thread backs them up, but still, what the fuck is her problem? I just checked and nobody else even comes close to her.

>>60470239
She used to be a twitch streamer. She got too used to watching/listening to copyrighted material during streams, now on Youtube she still does it but needs to archive/delete the streams because copyright claims.

>>60470239
It's not a problem, it's usually only one stream a week she doesn't archive due to what this anon explains >>60470371

>>60470371
>>60470433
Is it just me or does Idol seem to play fast and loose with copyright compared to other corpos though, I constantly hear them using actual video game music as their BGM which can't possibly be legal but the streams stay up.

>>60470549
"okay to use" and "not really okay to use but it isn't actively punished" are mostly the same thing on Youtube, tons of game music isn't actively copyright enforced

>>60470239
because she does dogshit lazy ass reaction content constantly
I really like Coni but reaction content is cringe and lazy and I hope her twitch style of streaming and enabling her fanbase to be as shitty as possible doesnt infect the rest of the corpo

the signs what do they mean

>>60470674
shut ur whore mouth reaction zatsu is some of the best shit on earth.

>>60470549
Idol was literally sponsored by nintendo and has perms to use all Nintendo game music

>>60470674
I agree but it's really not that frequent. It's only one stream a week if that.

>>60470756
i dont fully disagree but it breeds laziness and very quickly turns into the worst kind of content
also look at all the streamers she looks up to like forsen and tyler1 and tell me you want her or her fanbase to be like that

I love pochi wanmaru and miss her so much

>>60470914
seabrained workaholic
we are trying to make her life more easy.

she poke on my ko til I rakun

>>60470914
Well, yeah. If the creativity of her other streams start to lessen (like the AI karaoke battle), there might be cause for concern. As of now, the small amount of reaction streams she does isn't really impacting her productivity. Also, she's still very entertaining and lovely to listen to during those streams anyway.

>>60470765
Don't think Nintendo owns the Plok soundtrack.

EMOTE OFF
Next concept up is nerd/ackshually! I'm getting close to the very end of concepts I can fit into a poll, so these last few are going to be very small and I might make it only 1 winner for them.

https://poal.me/en8llp

BONUS ROUND: Do you prefer if emotes depict the vtuber or their mascot?

https://poal.me/7rnnc5

>>60470549
Unless Youtube changed it, I know that you can make videos with whatever song you want, but if its owned by someone they can claim whatever money you make with your ads.
Thats why when vtubers play GTA they simply turn off ads so they dont end up giving money to whoever owns the songs in the games.

Never fall in love with your oshi.
Always remember that she will never date you.

>>60471356
then why are we dating?

>>60471356
Thats what I say all the time but nobody hears my advices, so now I just watch and laugh when they regret it.

>>60471480
dont samefag

>>60471356
*steals your oshi*
nothing personnel kiddo

>>60471356
My oshi is literally my gf, bro

3 Hours until the Deep Rock Galactic Stream

Waking up with Fuyo Cloverfield in my arms! Smelling her hair and the nape of her neck! Listening to her breathe and her honk shoo mimimi! Caressing her gently until she wakes up with soft moans! Teasing her relentlessly in her dazed, hypnagogic state! Making sweet love to Fuyo Cloverfield every morning!
>>60471356
Too late.

>>60469942
She’s a good girl with a heart of gold that yearns for traditional love. A little blue angel in every sense of the word. She’s so lovely she’s even become the first girl to make me open to the idea of marriage

>>60470549
Most other corpos aren't western run, and asians get extremely stupidly anal with permissions and copyright, in both directions. Whenever a company tries to enforce copyright on western youtubers/streamers, there's always a huge PR backlash so most companies who care at this point have learned to suck it up. One example being Atlus when they warned westerners not to upload gameplay past the first chunk of Persona 5 or else they'd get struck, and everyone got pissed off and Atlus quietly backed down. All of them are within their right to do it to everyone at any time, they simply choose not to either out of this fear, or they're not retarded and understand that it's purely beneficial free advertising (in most cases). Thus, video game music by association is generally open season.

>>60471356
Yeah, no shit. I'm still in love with her despite the fact that it'll never go further than words on a screen.

>>60471356
I've fallen in love with tons of real girls that would never date me, why is falling in love with an anime girl that'll never date me so bad

why give that attention?

Katta is really cute this morning

>>60471636
She is definitely winning over my dark cynical broken heart, and I really hope she keeps being the good girl she is.

>>60471604
hi rey

>>60471636
She's a very special girl. I hope you Fandits take good care of her.

>>60472436
Whoever this rey is I doubt they write anything like I do.

>>60471879
It bears mentioning that Israel is actually a country in Asia, so Idol is an Asian corp.

Katta....

>>60472483
I feel this way about most idol girls, desu. Especially Coni and Poko. Carnies and Fandits are blessed in ways I can only pray they understand and appreciate.

>>60471356
That's weird because I'm literally married to this woman.

Did anyone grab or is able to grab Katta's stream that just ended and was privated?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deJAV0SNF5s

ytarchive-raw is really starting to get on my nerves when it comes to trying to archive everything, a lot more errors lately.

>>60474365
it's over...

>>60474365
There's no way she does this shit while gaza is getting bombed.

Eh? Yuko's father is brown? What?

Katta cute

>>60475046
That's her daddy, not her father

Deep Rock Galactic Collab VReverie/V&U/idol/Yume Girls!

Akiko Sushi: VReverie Gen 2 Odyssey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tH7MRPN7UE [Embed] [Embed]

Nikki Rei: idol Origin (previously idol HE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3VonfOFAuY [Embed] [Embed]

Akami Chiyo: ex-corpo of dead ES agency AMAIDIRECT. Now an indie and a member of Yume Girls!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c-5YAB1sjA [Embed] [Embed]

Amoria: V&U Gen 2 Solstice

Multiview
https://holodex.net/multiview/AAMM6tH7MRPN7UE%2CAMMMj3VonfOFAuY%2CMAMM4c-5YAB1sjA%2CMMGMchat0%2CSMGMchat1

>>60475046
Im white as snow and i use the niggeremojis as well

I love Riro!

i wanna breastfeed every idol member and change their diapers.

>>60475540
Thanks Anon

>>60475046
this anon missed the 70% stream

>>60475540
>dead ES agency AMAIDIRECT
What the fuck I didn't know they went under, I'm glad the piranha loli got to keep her model.
So she's definitely in right

>>60475931
thread shitters actually miss 100% of all streams

>>60475967
very possible?
shes really good friends with Katta and quite fun and entertaining, as well as really sweet.
Akami is a big fan of Idol

>>60475571
Based
My favorite is black santa

>>60476003
i hope she gets in

>>60475972
nice reading comprehension, brainlet

>>60476642
I love how dumb people in this thread can be, because you can never be sure if it's a missed joke or massive retardation.

>>60475540
>no game audio
>tries to fix it quickly
>now voices are doubled
Nikki...

>>60476642
you are actually retarded, i got the reference you dumb nigger

Riro is cute!

I miss her oh so much

(Imagine there is a cute picture of my darling closeted toddlercon, ADHD, autistic, sweet, charming, delightful wife, Rin, attached.)

Can I trust Korean woman?

>>60470765
Wasn't it just some random company Nintendo contracted to handle distribution or some shit? Or did I get rused by a rrat?

>>60477991
of course you can trust Koreans. I mean... don't you have female friends?

>>60478136
it was Nintendos official distributor over there which means, while not directly sponsored, it still has the Nintendo seal of approval and Idol wouldnt have been able to say "sponsored by nintendo" if it wasnt legit

>>60470549
Not exactly. They still have to have perms for games, they still generally can't use mods for games because of permissions involved.
Phase (or at least Pippa, based on the two or three times I've seen her) does this too with BGMs though

>>60478327
>They still have to have perms for games
Are you just making shit up now because they definitely don't.

>>60478550
NTA but multiple girls have mentioned game perms multiple times
i think that Idol is just competent

>>60478646
Copyright perms or asking management if they can play it? Cos those are two very different things. No way they're playing such a giant variety of games while doing the jap perms autism dance (all with the very small number of staff they have).

>>60477991
>>60478158
But....but....Momo is innocent (so far) right?
Juna is the sultry deep voice onee-san type Korean, which is always a sign of a bad menhera Korean, whereas Momo is cute cunny. Cunny will never betray right?

You are all a bunch of pathetic sexless losers

>>60479070
thats not true, im just a pathetic loser

>>60478878
>Cunny will never betray right?

>>60479070
UOOOOOOOHHHHH MOMO STEP ON ME WITH DISGUST IN YOUR EYES

>>60478878
>Cunny will never betray right?
lol. lmao

I love Momo

>>60477991
only momo

>>60479070
I need Momo to degrade me more

>>60478158
Is this actually the reason everyone here seems to hate/ignore Juna? Do people really see her as GFE? She's not even a cunny though.

>>60477991
Depends, is mainland Korean better or worse than a Korean living in the West?
Obviously Canadian-Korean is a huge red flag given precedent, but what about Burgerland or EU Koreans?

>>60479719
There's an influx of drama tourists and the only drama around Juna is that one male collab, which has already gotten stale.

>>60479886
>one male collab
does he know

>>60479919
The green man bad collab is what gets the thread shitters going.

>>60479886
Fair point. I never thought Juna was GFE anyways, so I won't tune in often, but her cursed ASMR is funny and she has nice music. Definitely feels like another Miori-tier Korean (yes yes, male collabs, but sometimes we have to suck it up and take what we can get).
>>60479919
We can't hold everyone to a "does he know"
standard or we have to kick Fuyo out too, and good cunnies are already in short supply.

>>60479719
nobody hates juna, we just don't like male collabs and prefer cunny streams if there is overlap

>>60479719
>Do people really see her as GFE? She's not even a cunny though.
are you implying there's a link between cunny and GFE? there's plenty of cunny who are flat out whores out there

>>60474712
yeah, check archive.org of ilovenose in a while.

>>60479982
>Fair point. I never thought Juna was GFE anyways, so I won't tune in often, but her cursed ASMR is funny and she has nice music. Definitely feels like another Miori-tier Korean (yes yes, male collabs, but sometimes we have to suck it up and take what we can get).
It's retards (newfags) who can't read the room and and project GFE onto chuubas like Juna.

Fuyo LOVE!! She deserves everything good in this world and I'll help her as much as I can

some weird bait today
also
>they still havent done their reps

>>60480076
Was a joke that we are only here for the cunny corpo, so we should reject non-cunny GFE out of principle even if she was high quality. Obviously there are tons of whores in every corpo/type, and at some point we just have to lower our standards since most will betray eventually.

That said, does Finana really even count as a cunny? Hebe at most, and definitely not loli, although she does do nice apology ASMR. She's like a Kronii case: irredeemable bitch that should be ignored under almost all circumstances, but can do a mean ASMR when they have a HUGE yab and need to save their numbers. If even Mori is forced to pander, Finana is on her last legs and REALLY needs to go full lewd to save the dregs of her career. Consider learning to embrace the hatewatch and there will be far more GFE ASMR to try out.

>>60480305
she's 140mm, the same as Yuko

>>60480076
>he thinks Finana is cunny
you really need to go back

>>60480338
>140mm
ToT

>>60480305
She has the Roca type body

Katta is unironically more cunny than Finana

>>60480387
>>60480338
Honestly, in universe height only means so much. If she doesn't give off the UOOOOOHHHHH energy, she's not a loli. As >>60480359 said, Finana is definitely NOT cunny. She's just a bitch.

Please stop bringing up n***EN in this thread, it gives me unironic PTSD.

WIFE AWAKE!!!!

yuyu

Sweaty morning sex with Poko

i wish I could turn off notifications for coni's fucking retweets holy shit woman

>>60480783
You can block the # at least.

>>60479583
Should Momo degrade us in her cunny voice or onee-san voice? Still a bit confused on how I feel about her "normal" voice, but it does open up entirely new avenues of potential.

>>60480783
Just go to their profile, hit the ... menu next to notifications and there's an option to turn off reposts by this user and that should cut it down a bit.

>>60480980
yea but i do enjoy her retweets i just hate getting 90 notifications from it, doing that makes it so i dont see them anymore unless i go to her profile
I just want fucking tweetdeck back man.... fuck Elon

>>60480903
She should do roleplay where she takes turns, bratty cunny momo makes fun of you and deep momommy degrades you

>>60480714
Poko needs to sleep in the mornings.

>>60481372
Great idea anon, this certainly activates the neurons. She no longer needs another cunny to collab with, since she can do both.
If she puts some effort into it, she could record herself twice so that she can "collab" with herself and have both voices/ears being addressed simultaneously (commonly done by 3d ASMRtists who film ediited "twin" videos of themselves).

>>60477991
Koreans can only be trusted if they aren't also Canadian

Momo doesn't know nor cares about anything other than licking when it comes to ASMR and it shows, she's just like that dollar store fauna from eien

I wish I could ban some IPs from here personally

>>60481535
Based. However, is Momo too much of a normie to be trusted though? /fit/ athletic cheer/gym girl hardly sounds like the unhealthy NEET shutins we usually see in this industry.

>>60481605
Yes and? Sometimes simple and lewd is good enough, and we don't need anything more. Not like anyone else in EN can do proper ASMR triggers (so many wasted KU100s), but that's what we have the JPs for. Dollar store Fauna is still one of the most beloved whores on this site for a reason, so following in her footsteps (well aside from the menhera part) isn't necessarily a bad thing.

>>60481656
genuinely this place would be 10x better with just like 2 people range banned

>>60481409
Nu~uh, no sleeping, only plapping and kissing

>>60481715
>2 people
who

>>60482024
The two voices in my head

I love my ghost busting wife.

>>60476969
>"i-i was merely pretending to be retarded actually you are the retard..!!"

>>60482024
(me) and (you)

>seethe reply 3 hours after
nice reading comprehension, brainlet

>>60482093
oh my anon, what will we do now we are banned and alone with each other

>>60468581
>>60468743
I trusted this whore and she betrayed me.

>seethe a minute after someone seethed 3 hours after
>doesn't give a (You)
hmm i wonder who this poster could be

https://poal.me/czi4m5

where is yuko

>>60482024
these 2 probably
>>60482166
>>60482168

>>60482171
it's always the bogans who start it

>>60482186
Sound asleep next to me.

was a fun DR stream

i have no problem with the talents, in fact i love the girls. but i hate the people in this thread with a burning passion and making their days worse, even if it's a tiny bit, satisfies me.
you niggers all deserve to be unhappy.

>>60482334
I plan on watching the vod, wanted to watch it but Katta streamed forever
I like Akami and the other 2 seemed cute as well so i was pretty interested in watching Nikki have fun with them

Which idol girl would make the best futa impregnation addict to knock up the rest of her colleagues behind the scenes?

>>60482593
Katta is literally the only answer to this

>>60482593
see >>60482618

>>60482439
its was fun
but it might not be that much fun if you played DRG yourself

>>60482833
I can't watch anime girls play any game with a serious skill floor, especially a multiplayer one, because either I understand the game and I'm constantly painfully aware of how bad they are, or I don't understand the game and the gameplay is too confusing to pay attention to

>>60482833
thankfully i dont watch vtubers for the gameplay

>>60482874
Yeah thats DRG for me it hurts to watch them.... i still do it

>you niggers all deserve to be unhappy.

>>60480246
Based and same, I've spent most of my day today thinking about what I can do to bring her some semblance of joy.

I love my oshi like I would love a little sister

>>60479120
who?

i have no problem with the talents, in fact i love the girls. but i also love the people in this thread with a burning passion and making their days better, even if it's a tiny bit, satisfies me.
you kings all deserve to be happy.

>>60483578
same I want to fuck my oshi too

purin in en3.

putin in eu3.

>>60483727
Korean cunny who joined a big corpo and graduated a few months later while funneling fans to her PL, which redebuted a couple hours after her graduation stream. later joined a new corpo and after getting to design her model and got merch made was terminated because she was funneling fans back into her PL/telling them to donate there so she gets the full amount. streams on AfreecaTV now.

>>60483746
why is fandit like this...

>>60483861
Who else is joining aside from Purin?

seems like there's a solar eclipse going on in burgerland right now, this is a sign that purin in en3

I think Yuko wants to be fucked by a 7 foot 300 pound man and I can't give that to her.

>>60484034
You seem to be confused, Yuko isn't Coni.

>>60484017 (me)
>wrong image, just kill me pls

>>60483861
don't give me hope

>>60483998
>>60479120
As far as yabs go, PL funneling is pretty innocuous in comparison. Just pure greed in scamming the corpo/causes drama, but it's like tax evasion. You'd do it too to avoid the black company cut if you could get away with it?

True evil cunny is more akin to EIEN's Kiki with her not-so-secret BF playing games with her onstream while denying it, selling her brother's gaming chair as "hers" to top donothon paypig, and shitting on parasocial gachis behind the scenes even as they funded her way out of Flip poverty.

I cant believe Fuyo is getting ready to yiff on stream

>>60484209
Yea.... I really dont get how the fuck anyone still supports Kiki, either of them to be fair

>>60483861
>>60484032
Dyrbi? Also https://twitter.com/inukaipurin/status/1713214095359647824

>>60484209
I'm honestly shocked that there wasn't more drama around what Kiki did to her fans

>>60484028
Beryl, Ami, Bajiru, Koragi

>>60484285
I believe it, yes.

>>60484304
Half of it is rumors

>>60484304
It goes to show how much of a literal who she is, if it happened here we wouldn't see the end of it

>>60484285
>ISRAEL
holy shit I missed my sex dog

>>60484336
Please Aviel, give me back my Beryl

>>60484285
Both phase3 and idolEN3 have an unknown, long in the future release date that could be getting pushed back behind the scenes.

drop your shitty tavor, aviel, and get purin.

jwu, I have determined this >>60471032 to be the best post of the thread

>>60484583
Idol EN3 will debut in February. Screenshot this

I miss Momo

>>60484658
more like ES1

It's too bad that the only one in idol who posts her entire self is the disgusting whorish creature Riro.

>>60484336
Beryl... I miss her so much bro
>>60484340
I think phase would make more sense but at this point I just want her to be happy

>>60484638
thanks carnie I did my best writing it

>Fuyo stream postponed
no....

>>60484809
it's clover

>>60484809
>>60484848
The suffering I currently feel is beyond description in any known language.

wiwo doko???

>>60484809
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I hope everything is okay, she stayed until 6 am yesterday working on today's stream thing..

I hate Fuyo Cloverfield.

>>60485291
It can't be anything too bad, since everything's still planned to go ahead tomorrow.
>>60485332
I love Fuyo Cloverfield. I'm starting to hate you.

Next week is gonna be absolutely barren of Yuyu content. That's why she's streaming tomorrow.

>>60484809
>Fuyo postpones
>Katta cancels
Wait a fucking second now, did Aviel get shot already?

fug

>>60484355
>>60484367
>>60484304
>>60484243
"Half" being just the chair, but context makes it really hard to deny (and she didn't even try to deny or apologize for anything).
Given all the hard evidence that Kiki is a shitty person with everything else (hating parasocial fans in PL, having secret BF infiltrate all "games with fans", secret chat with him shitting on fans while she's streaming), it's not a stretch to assume the chair is true too. Rather convenient timing for everything to line up with her brother (or his friend, forgot which) SUDDENLY tweeting that he found a way to get rid of his old gaming chair as soon as she announces the donothon reward.

TLDR: true evil cunny can be VERY evil. Pray that our JIDF cunnies stay pure and wholesome, with no yabs worse than male collabs.

>>60484304
To be fair, EIEN was the rising darling of /vt/ for a few solid weeks, and you still see Riifuposting even today. The double tap of Riifu termination plus Kiki yab basically sank the corpo and doomed them to irrelevancy (when's the last time you saw anyone care about Skye or Killia?). Sure there's a few diehards, but everyone basically jumped ship and they are a literal who corpo now. Riitards still waiting for their mommeh to return June 2024 with her own menhera AVtuber (?) corpo, with blackjack and hookers.

>>60485374
Since I know you're one of "those" I'll let you know that I hate Riro Ron too.

>>60485419
Why do you hate Riro? I have no stake in this, genuinely just curious.
That said, agree with you on the Fuyo hate, although her Momo collab is slowly growing on me and turning me neutral.

>>60485419
I have no idea what you could possibly mean.

Famous soundcloud rapper lil_riro420 turns into an artist (members)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AcNHG0BGwM

love cute dorky wife

don't forget about the solar eclipse soon burgerbros!

Do you prefer a woman like Riro who is completely open about her past as a whore or someone like Yuko who prefers to hide her entire life from you?

>>60485606
It's gonna be cloudy outside all day today ;_;

>>60482171
if you had any doubts it's all euros

Good morning jewbros. Woke up just in time for Riro

>>60485606
I'm not in the path this time but I'm gonna go see the one next year!

>>60485645
Honest whores can be good since they still provide a valuable service, but it's clear that no one will wife up a whore no matter how honest she is. Those who pretend to be born again virgins are much more evil, but they are also more likely to succeed in grifting their way into the hearts and wallets of guys who believe in their act. Only later do those guys get burned after learning about her true colors. If they manage to play the kayfabe well enough, I'll still buy in from a vtuber GFE perspective since the performance is all that matters.

Any girl can try to hide her past, but enough reps and things will eventually come out. That said, I don't think I've seen anything damning about Yuko beyond the /k/ nothingburger.

>>60485791
Because there isn't anything, you're just replying to threadshitters.
I am too I suppose.

No Roca karaoke but Faith instead. I'm okay with that

>>60485850
Fair enough, my bad for taking the bait, but it's still an interesting question in theory.
That said, any insights about red flags about Momo would be appreciated before I get in too deep. Besides being Korean and athletic, anything else we should be concerned about?

>>60485606
God, she's so retarded. Yes, this is a hornypost.

Fuyo works very hard do not hate her please, she is trying her best!

>>60485791
So you think you've seen all there is to know about Yuko because a few angry people wanted some vengeance? You don't believe there is anything else hiding and that we've already seen the worst of it? That's optimistic. I feel like someone like Riro is more trustworthy because she's never tried to hide anything. It's too easy to second guess everything Yuko says and does due to the nature in which we've learned about her past before. There's always more hiding just around the corner.

Why the fuck is my gremlin of a daughterwife waking up so early every day? She's turning into a functional member of society too fast.

>>60485974
Momo was a literal who before idol so unless you go to college with her you won't know anything about her.

>>60486078
but she hates me...

>>60486110
She's literally always woken up early. Are you retarded?

>>60486079
Yawn

>>60486110
She's always woken up at/around 7 AM PST.

>>60486110
She's always been up early

What i'd give to bleed everyone of these fucking fags dry. Burn every inch of their skin and watch them scream. Burst their ears with the loudest sounds. Waterboard them till they choke on their own vomit. I want to bring them to the verge of death and revive them over and over and over.

>>60486359
kek go for a walk friend

>>60486359
good job giving them exactly what they want

>>60486359
You sure do fatty

>>60486359
Cute psychopath anon!

>>60486359
one of the talents posted this

>>60486079
Personally not a hardcore boobro, but if nothing's come out yet, she's probably (mostly) safe. Quite fitting that all the early comparisons to the shork means Yuko also goes hardcore opsec. Makes sense though, since even talking about something so simple as volunteering at an animal shelter could get her hard doxxed based on precedent.
I don't doubt that even most vtuber girls have skeletons in their closet (normie friends, hoe phase, secret BFs, etc.), but that's to be expected. Honestly, I'm more offended by normies (rave girls, cosplay thots etc) entering the space, compared to nitpicking about autistic girls who once had a prior e-bf.

>>60486147
Apparently some literal who 2view....but as a mommy foxgirl (?), and now she's a cunny. Love her current voice but it's always a weird feeling to see a deep voice mommy natural voice go loli/higher (Shiina and Fauna being other examples I think about a lot). Cheerleading and gym definitely point to normie so it's a bit disappointing she's not a genuine NEET shutin otaku like the rest of us. However, she does nice ASMR and GFE so I'm still in for now.

>>60486671
>>60486147
speaking of momo, i find it funny who the single other person is Y*i follows on twitter aside from momo
like he wants everyone to know

>>60486771

>>60484336
not sure i'd want beryl in such a horny corp. purin would be perfect though

>>60486872
Beryl is horny as fuck too though

>>60486872
beryl was pretty horny in her streams she'd say some random stuff out of nowhere

You shouldn't trust any vtuber who either deletes or privates their twitter PL account. No exceptions

>>60486805
he unfollowed pochi... holy shit...

>>60486957
he literally only follows momo and momo's PL twitter

you gotta have the worst taste ever to swap from pochi to momo though. enjoy 0 streams kek

>>60484336
wow thats just literally luto. next

>>60486921
agree, I still love Yuko though

Remember.

it do be eclipsing

>>60486671
>Love her current voice but it's always a weird feeling to see a deep voice mommy natural voice go loli/higher
But her voice is the same as before and isn't naturally deep?

>>60487040
But your oshi doesn't even do ASMR. No ear licking, no subscription. Momo is adorable AND does GFE ASMR. How can your dog ever compete?

>>60486921
I already trust coni with my heart and soul threadshitter

but I don't why you shitting on menheras for their freakout fetish purge dances

>>60487037
https://files.catbox.moe/qzex8m.mp4

>>60486921
Why should I care about their PL, it's called past life for a reason focus on the current one

>>60487222
>my dog
I'm saying they're both trash. Enjoy your saviour complex Yui.

>>60487216
I was under the impression her PL was primarily deep voice, but I have admittedly only seen some clips. Man it's hard to find old twitch VODs for a literal who after they're purged. Honestly, I'd be (pleasantly) surprised if that was her actual voice since it sounds a bit too anime to be true.
Another recent example was Peony/Airi from ex-Kawaii who recently admitted her high-pitched cutesy/loli voice was killing her throat and has to go back down to her "yandere mommy voice" which was actually her natural one.

>>60486430
Thanks coni that sounds really hot.

>>60487434
not surprised by Peony she sounded so unnatural

Less PLfagging. More cunnyposting.

>>60486359
Thanks coni that sounds really hot.

fufu

>>60487141
It's only be a partial eclipse for me but I've got complete cloud cover in my area, unlucky this time

yuyu

>>60487623
its only a partial eclipse to begin with. Best coverage is like 90%. Next total solar eclipse is next year.

>>60487132
Boo Bros and Stardusts will have to form a support group.

wiwo

I looked directly at the eclipse and now I have 2000/2000 xray vision!

>>60487421
We are all saviorfags in here. Even my NEET ass doesn't have the time to follow all these streams, so I'll take quality>quantity (although I am still sad Momo doesn't actually stream).
For example, Gura's single ASMR is still arguably unsurpassed by anyone else in HoloEN. In a similar manner, my tiny sad collection of Momo ASMR vods will continue to be looped on repeat because they are just that cute.

Goddammit Momo, even if you are getting screwed by school, you can find an hour or two a week to rub/lick your ASMR mic and milk the paypigs. It's not THAT hard...

Yu kisses

pogo

Unironically want to get my shit together and get a better job so I can support Riro more. Nothing makes me happier than seeing her happy.

I have cum to Yuko sucking me off at least 50 times by now. I need new material, Yuyu please...

>>60487843
I love spoiling her so much. She makes me want to be a harder worker

>>60487843
it feels good pampering her

https://youtu.be/FCvgjgJEL3w
Why does Momo have time to do collabs but not do her donothon recap

Bros, I did three pushups three days ago and my pecs are still sore. I'm not gonna make it.

>>60487951
Remember to stretch, anon. The soreness may last a while, but don't give up

>>60487951
dont let your arms rest or they will feel worse
that pain is lactic acid build up

>>60487951
Carnie....be like Momo and hit the gym. Do it for her!
Been there unable to do more than 5, can now bash out sets of 50 a few years later. It's a long road, but you'll make it. Try adding 1 more every day/few days, and it'll get better.

>>60487951
the fact that you're starting out so pathetic will make your journey more inspirational to others

>>60487951
ganbatte carnie!

>>60487843
I refuse to believe this behavior is the outcome of the thousands of years of human evolution, to unironically want to give away your resources to girls you'll never interact with outside of chat while they stream, is it mental illness?
>You're lost, go back
Maybe I'm just not the far gone yet but it amazes me how much these girls take over your entire lives

>>60488164
I have no life, so there wasn't much to take over.

>>60488164
you seem female

>>60487843
Can someone explain the appeal of Riro to me? No ASMR and ESL SEA (?) accent feel like dealbreakers to me? There are better cunny options like Fuyo/Coni/Yuko, so what's her niche?

CUTE WIFE

>>60488164
they work so hard for me each week I might as well give something back

>>60488164
Its always been a common thing throughout history for a man to wanna dedicate himself to something he feels is bigger than himself

>>60488225
>ESL
>Better option like Fuyo
Fuyo has the worst, most obnoxious voice and accent in EN.

>>60488164
I mean, a similar self-sacrificial provider mindset is literally what evolution programs guys to do, except it was meant to be for your IRL wife/kids. Just so happens most of us losers in this thread don't have an IRL wife, so we settle for a 2d waifu instead and use it as copium. Same idea as bitter hags calling themselves "dog/cat moms" and spoiling their pets rotten instead of their actual biological kids.
Not saying I support simping (which is a plague on modern society), but it's understandable to some extent. Normies just simp for e-thots/insta/onlyfans, whereas we simp for hags pretending to be cute anime girls instead. Same thing, just different form.

>>60488225
>No ASMR
>ESL SEA
he literally doesn't know

>>60488225
>ESL SEA (?) accent feel like dealbreakers to me
I don’t speak for the rirocons when I say this but her esl accent is what sells me on her. esl accents make my dick hard

>>60488275
I highly doubt that riro is bigger than him anon

These guys are so right. Yuko owes me sex.

>>60488109
he's so cuuuteee look at him ahhhh

>>60488410
Not hard to get that from yuko.

Uuuuu yuyu i love you

>>60488452
stop being bitter coni

>>60487951
Like >>60488015 said, don't just do the push-ups and do nothing with them the next day. At least stretch them each day after. Do it even if it hurts a bit, but nothing too intense. I'm proud of you for starting. Start slow and and make gradual progress, even if it's just small steps. You got this. I started working out for my oshi too and I've made great progress. Do your best but don't push yourself too hard. Know your limits.

>>60488109
you need a spot bro?

>>60488004
>>60488015
>>60488037
>>60488086
>>60488109
Thank you guys. I honestly wasn't expecting this amount of kindness with how laughably pathetic it truly is. Really sucks when you used to be capable of more and having to start that journey again from the very beginning but that's just how the cookie crumbles.

>>60488541
You can only go up from here bro

how do i do BWE and workout at home when i have fucked wrists

>>60488225
>ESL SEA (?) accent feel like dealbreakers to me
This is the most homosexual something something

>>6048822
(You)

>>60488599
Thanks for showing us that shitty haiku

>>60488541
you recovering from injuries or something?

>>60488503
Thank you too. Even 8 years ago when I was actually consistently working my upper body, I didn't know this stuff so it's very helpful.

>>60488325
Good thing I don't need to actually listen to her talk. Her whisper ASMR voice sounds cute even though I don't like her personally. Definitely lower than the other cunny ASMR options, but still higher than Riro since I just don't get her.

>>60488386
>>60488577
Interesting...never really understood this, but to each his own. Her's is still passable, but severe ESL makes me cringe super hard. Haven't been able to watch girls like Remi and the like due to the accent, but I guess if I'm considering retiring in SEA, I'll have to get over it.
Anyone else interested in a trip to Manila to fish for ESL girls? Can't be too hard to get your very own poor barangay village girl to stream for just (you). Downside is you have to deal with families as bad as Millie's >>60458146

Coni and yuko should kiss and make up and forget about the men here

>>60488735
Coni and Yuko are fighting?

>>60488641
No. I've just been a literal hikiNEET for 3 years and I'm finally finding the motivation from my oshi to crawl out.

>>60488794
HikiNEET is the best opportunity to get prison fit. Nothing else to do, so just start exercising on the floor/mat. Easier said than done, but certainly doable. At some point you can go full ironman sleep schedule and do the evil russian pushup regime since you don't have any other obligations to deal with.

>>60488325
Yup, I've found it. The most homosexual post in /jidf/'s history.

>>60488325
her cheese grater voice has grew on me

>>60488541
Proud of you carnie. Being motivated by your oshi to exercise and better your body is an amazing feeling. You’ll feel a sense of fulfillment everday that you finish your reps. If you ever send your oshi pictures of your progress like I once did make sure they have some significant progress between each set, about 3-4 weeks in between each. She’s gonna love knowing that she’s your sole motivation

>>60487843
For all you whales/dolphins, do you consider your donations in terms of hours worked? Wagie work sucks, so you can think of it as how many hours of minwage drudgery you are willing to endure for your oshi. Is it worth the effort when you could choose to not donate, and instead reclaim that hour to watch streams/sleep/play vidya instead? How do you break through that barrier in justifying the expense (or wanting to earn more so you can donate more)?

>>60488325
Get filtered, her voice isn't the usual high pitch bullshit most loli chuubas use nor tries to be that, I personally grew to love her voice for how different she sounds to most girls and it fits her gremlin chaotic pervert self perfectly! Also her being ESL makes for great moments during streams and adds to her cuteness a lot

https://twitter.com/ValliereBlanc/status/1713195620876398623

>>60489023
I get neetbux in addition to my wage, so all of my donos are basically from passive income

>>60489023
i mean, if you're not willing to work a single hour for your oshi then she's probably not your oshi. 1 hour a day at $20 is $100 a week. that's already $400 a month in donos just there, which is like top 0.1%. it doesn't take much lol

nooooooo he's going to take the bait someone stop him!!!

>>60489139
At least he didn't take the Miori redirect bait

>>60488325
Sounds like problema de habilidad to me

>>60489139
sing more on twitter
no more ntr baiting

>>60489090
But...if you didn't donate that hours worth of passive income, you could've worked an hour less! Extrapolate that out, and eventually you could be a poorfag miser but be able to go full NEET since you don't need to work anymore!

>>60489116
I guess it's the same mentality as voting: everyone knows their individual vote/donation means nothing, but ofc the system collapses if everyone was also equally selfish. However, when your oshi has whales dropping 13k each, what value is in the $10-20 you could give? Sure it all adds up, but if you choose to not bother, she's still doing more than fine and your donation means nothing. If the marginal impact of your effort amounts to nothing, should you bother? "It's the thought that counts?"

Im going to masturbate to 331428 and think of Yuko

>>60489326
None of this matters if you aren't active in chat/social media anyways. Despite what people might lead you to believe, they want a thriving community of involved members and not just a faceless, nameless whale who dumps money on them.

>>60489326
i can promise you they'd rather have 1000 people donating $1 each than a single person dropping $1000. counting on 1-2 whales to sustain your career makes an already unstable career choice almost impossibly unstable and they'd have to pander so much to keep these whales around that nobody else would even bother watching

>>60489326
It's nearly $2000 a month, the bulk of it is paying off my house. I'd go full-on NEET mode, but I wouldn't be able to really save much money

I tried to make a follow up to >>60489139 with him being pulled into the monitor and somehow this passed the content filter
https://files.catbox.moe/merc32.jpg

>>60489537
UOOOHHH CARNUSSY

>>60488325
I have no idea how someone can have this opinion, I think her voice is gorgeous and her accent is adorable. Every time a th comes out as a d I smile, which is a lot.

>>60489537

>>60489362
Good one but you should save for next week

America is hell and i will not let my fave e-wife starve and be homeless even if i am a faceless dude to her.

>>60489537
thats truly cursed

>>60489586
one last hoorah before the wait, or schedule at least. 5 days is plenty

>>60487884
>he didn't stick around to the end of the unarchived member's karaoke

>>60489413
Fair point, definitely want to make a name for yourself as at least a dolphin and active community member so your oshi might notice you!

>>60489476
Sounds like you should consider researching retirement in SEA/LatAm. Unironically been reading up a lot on social security pensioners using their $1.5k a month to live pretty darn well as a retiree, so maybe it's worth a shot if your situation allows and you can count on that passive income to stay fixed long term.
I'm also a retired NEET miser that saved every penny for cash flow assets, but now I'm too deep into poorfag mindset to want to spend. 90% of income stream goes straight back into more savings.

>>60489441
Completely agree with the sentiment from the streamer's perspective. The question is how you convince ordinary people to voluntarily form part of that collective. It's hard enough to convince someone to turn off adblock, much less pay for YTpremium or donate on top of that. Regardless of what your oshi wants, Pareto principle generally applies: top 20% whales comprise 80% (or more) of revenue, in this case its more like 5% comprise 95%. Even if you personally take the plunge and argue you're pushing for change, will others follow you and actually make a difference, or is it just posturing? At least there are guys like >>60489592 who will go through hell to ensure his oshi is well fed by the whales. Not sure if truly respectable, or unfortunately sad.

>>60489537
Why

>>60488541
It took me only a year to go from painfully weak to the strongest person in my friend circle and it felt amazing. The time'll pass anyway, so give it your all! Unironically browse /fit/.

>>60489751
I actually couldn't even last until the countdown, she's just that good. But it's not something I end up reusing as material. The water bottle was simply the best thing ever and I use it all the time.

>>60489876
>>60488541
/fit/ is increasingly becoming a meme, but Starting Strength is unironically a great crash course on the bare basics to get started. Once you get the basics down, join a $10 gym like Planet Fatness and slowly work your way up. Don't need much to get fit besides a lot of effort and determination.

I'll start doing my reps next week I promise

https://twitter.com/kagi_project/status/1675826681079054336

>>60490026
During her break? Not sure if based or worrying.

>>60490026
Ganbatte

does Katta have a fan mascot?

Nice she got my maro about the faggot

>>60489952
/fit/ is like any other board, full of absolute garbage, but you quickly learn to sift through that and see the actual value. I find it mostly useful to absorb the culture and memery. Just make sure not to fall for the permabulk meme, took me too long to realize I should suck it up and cut, and it was worth it.

>>60490144
all on tomer's hands now

>>60489952
Just like /vt/, lurk in the generals.

>>60490142
Seth I guess?

>>60490142
Yeah, me

>>60490342
I do not want to commission an artist to draw Katta stepping on that

>>60490144
>>60490209
what are these cryptic posts about

>>60490398
Someone's been leaking paywalled content

>>60489116
1hr a day assuming 8hr workdays ends up being 12.5% of your total income, which is further scaled up to maybe 17-20% of your post-tax. Better to tithe at the altar of your waifu than the church I suppose. Not unaffordable, but quite a commitment that has to be REALLY worth it.
It's easy to drop $1k, but that's literally a new gaming desktop you just gave away, and there's got to be something better you could spend it on to improve the quality of your life. From that angle, it's hard to justify donations in terms of value for money, aside from just being a full on philantropist or simping. I think it'd be easier to justify with better value per dollar spent, like being able to buy a custom commission etc (although 13k is still far too steep for Momo's custom ASMR). Could quite literally be railing hookers and coke for a week straight for that much.

>>60490396
you could make it a body pillow

>>60490144
he already got banned from the discord it looks like

>>60490428
oh that seanig leaking riros members streams? good job rirocons

>>60490428
John Anonymous?

>>60490437
I don't value my own life in any way. The only thing that gives me happiness is my oshi.

>>60490480
he was a russian, not a SEAnig.
same difference tho

>>60490509
just kys already

>>60490531
When my oshi graduates, sure.

>>60490520
NWAnig* muh bad

>>60490509
I'm sorry to hear that anon. We're all depressed loners high on copium from our GFE waifus, but maybe you can try to learn from the carnies and actually try to improve your life. The more you make, the more you can whale for her right? At least maybe that'll give you the initial motivation you need to start fixing your life before you try saving your oshi. You can't save her if you can't even save yourself.

>>60490462
I'm a sucker for these types of artworks

>>60376973
If the fuyobro who recommended Against Great Darkness and Rabbit and Steel is here, thanks! I gave them a try, they were a ton of fun, easy pickups when they launch.

economic "why are you giving money to who you love" fags
need to be feathered and tarred

>>60489895
The water bottle is really the best one that "did you like that?" at the end always makes me cum

>>60490723

>>60490858
it's just poorfag cope

>>60488164
>you'll never interact with outside of chat while they stream
>he doesn't know

>>60490947
leave my poorfag ass outta this

>>60491058
i can't wait for him to slip up and people to find out

>>60490858
>who you love
This is functionally equivalent to saying that simps donating to Amouranth's onlyfans are respectable due to "love". Simps will simp, but that doesn't mean its right.