/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

Why do tourists so want to turn this thread into a Gura anti thread? Why can't they just be content with spamming the catalog?

>>60330153
have you guys washed your dakimagura yet
i havent

>>60328641
That wasn’t towards you but the fact that 90% of holoen shows 0 improvement. Probably the only thing I give to JP they are all trying to improve week to week even if they have 0 talent. Ironically the more talented they are the less they improve

>>60330182
no

>>60330182
I didn't buy the daki because my mom would call me a pedo

>>60330176
Because you ignore their bait in the catalog

>>60330176
Ikr? they even have the audacity to claim that Gura is not perfectly smooth and bald down there.

smell gooba's cun cun hnnnnng

Tomorrow will be better...

>>60330182
I haven't washed the pillow, but I washed the cover. The pillow was "airing out" a month before my cover arrived, Idk if that helps.

I miss goob bros
When she coming back

>>60330401
Jap-san will make her stream

she hates _____

>>60330459
antis

I think gura's head would look good on a stick

>>60330459
me.

Sex with a fembud.

>>60330459
boxelder bug season, just like me, fuck those things. they get everywhere

New photos of gura IRL have surfaced... goddamn your oshi is ugly

>>60330459
Feistybuds. Sucks to suck

>>60330882
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!

>this schedule
Holy shit, October is so packed full of streams, I cannot believe what I'm seeing right now. It goes to show that Gura really loves her fans and goes beyond to make us happy.

>>60330882
>chumbuds want to have sex with this

>>60330957
It's not fair... I want to live in Bizarro World too...

Gurass

Did you guys notice that Jap worked at the company that made the VR loli game Gura played? last labyrinth?

>>60331106
I'd tell you to go back to the catalog but they already went through all this shit months ago, so I'll just tell you to fuck off instead.

>>60331329
Oyasame

>>60331329
sleep tight buddy

>>60331329
ive got work tomorrow
oyasame buds see you tomorrow

>>60331106
the pieces are all coming together...

>my oshi stopped streaming 9 minutes ago
I too know what its like to be abandoned..

>>60331616
How can you oshi twins

>>60331106
Holy based

I am the one who goos

Gura is a mega slut and she owes me sex.

>>60332067
I wrote this

Paypigs should demand ASMR streams. She owes us that

>>60332218
>She owes us ASMR
literally her own words

>>60332218
No thanks, I'd rather cut the bullshit and just have sex with her.

>>60332218
I don't care about asmr

Goobaby

Gura and I are literally married to each other.

>>60332603
*pat pat*

>>60332599
gayest post ITT

>>60332603

>>60332218
And you can get exactly the same response as every other attempt at demanding anything of Gura, fucking nothing. This is not some 2 way street where you have equal power. Gura has all the power and you have none.

bread

just loafing around

Today is the first day I haven't felt sad at all, maybe I can start watching vods again soon, or maybe that will just bring the sad back, we'll find out in a couple days I guess.

What once was happy now is sad.

>>60330284
Weak. I'd love Gura even if she had the bushiest of puccis.

Head

>>60333521
meds

>>60333614
big brain games

breed

>>60333521
It's not about loving her, I love her no matter what she looks like, but spreading lies and slander about her is not okay.

>>60333798
>>60333130
Oishii~

gura breed game when

>>60334111
I play that game with her every day.

When is the Gura bread game releasing?

Playing the Dead Space remake rn and can't stop thinking about how fun it would be to watch Gura play it

Day 27

It'll be one month of break in 2 days. I'm afraid her return won't happen this time, something must have happened.

She won't stream on October's 25th.

She won't stream on October's 24th.

>>60335197
>>60335226
why?

The whole "Gura is Dimitri Jap" shit is so retarded. It's just as ridiculous as the guy who used to come in here and say that Cover forces their talents to be sex slaves.

>>60335398
Anon, no one takes funposting seriously because it's supposed to be, y'know, for fun.

>>60335398
Yes my slaves.

Gura is sedated by the american "health care" system, as should be obvious by the slurring and rambling in her latest 3 streams

>>60335495
Based, she's the reason why my medical ETFs have been winning as of late.

>>60335495
why is there one syringe on her boob

>>60335667
Can someone give this anon an anatomy lesson?

>>60335699
i dotn know womens bodies sorry....

>>60335495
but those things are normal for gura and she only went to the doctor last year

Is this why Gura isn't streaming?

>Come home
>See this "thing" eating your snacks
What do?

>>60335795
Recycled meme.

my wife

>>60335893
That's an imposter, the real Gura would only be able to fit 2 pringle chips in her mouth!

I hope Gura becomes a redhead during Halloween, there is no redheaded vtuber for some freaking reason

Gura with red hair would be so hot, maybe a couple of freckles too

>>60335963
Those are Japanese pringles dumbud.

>>60335398
I don't think it's as ridiculous as the sex slave thing, that was like one of the most insane fanfictions I've ever read.

gura doko...

>>60336099
--> >>60335495

>>60335893
Commence passionately smooching and cuddling her.

Cuddling is better than sex.

>>60336414
Pillow talk after the sex is better than sex.

>>60335915
Fansa karaoke never again.

>>60336414
>>60336487
t. never had sex

>>60336517
This is true for all of you expect for me, Gura's ebi husband. I have sex with her everyday

Child

Gura stream today

Do people really want Gura to comeback?

The schoolgirl outfit reveal stream; that wasn't Gura, same with the 3 year anniversary stream, both the collab and especially the solo stream; that absolutely wasn't Gura

Something was "off", her personality was different, it was strange, like watching someone who got body swapped, compare those streams with her 2011 and the difference is insane

I think her 2020-2022 stream where heavily relied on "recreational candy", she had that type of personality, these last 3 streams where more like "health care candy", her brain seemed to have turned from happy, quickwitted, nice and cute etc etc to a foggy haze in late 2023

A comeback would just be sad at this point, as it wouldn't be Gura who came back

Gura on meds is a completely different person.

>>60336933
Nah, it was Gura.
>>60337032
And she wasn't on meds.

>>60337095
Cope

>>60336933
>2011
What

>>60337100
That's what you're doing with these retarded rrats.

>>60337119
Projecting.

If someone thinks that gura was clean during her last 3 streams that is the most delusional cumbud i've ever come across on this board

Going to the american "health" care system for help with menatal issues is by far the worst thing you can do, american doctors are obsessed with insane drugs that they pump into their victims to turn them into zombies forever

Getting mental help in America is basically a death sentance

Gura is a dirty little womanchild.

My personal theory is that the coof vax fucked her up, look at the timing with her health issue break and the trip to Japan. She probably didn't want to get it but Cover forced her to in order to travel to JP...

>>60337263
With a bushy pucci, even

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>60337387
>>60337399
>>60337418
fuck off anti

>>60337418
>>60337399
'magine it, smell it.

How's the sharkoctober going lads? Enjoying the streams?

>>60337544
Going swimmingly

>>60337399
>>60337418
>>60337263
How do we not have bushy pucci fanart yet?

>>60337608
Because it's heretical. And not in a Gura approved way like booba Gura.

>>60337608
No one wants to see Gura with a disgusting hairy hag pussy other than a few mentally ill retards.

>>60337659
Gura pubes and my pubes acts as velcro, it is super nice

Is Gura:
A) Battling her depression/alcoholism/anxiety
B) Isolating herself from society as a shut-in
C) Burned out on work in general
D) Mourning something personal in her life
E) Socialising with her family
Okay no but seriously, what the fuck is going on with her? Is she in the hospital???

>>60337692
G) All of the above + more

>>60337692
F) All answers are correct

>>60337711
Chumbie your alphabet reps...

>>60337692
Just belieb in the shark and be there for her when she's ready.

>>60337251
My grandma was on dozens of drugs and became a literal undead zombie who's barely coherent. However, she was always stupid and allowed jews to sterilize her after her third kid by removing her ovaries. She never questions the doctor's orders, nor does she remember them, except she goes to a new doctor if none of her others are willing to prescribe new drugs to deal with new problems she has.
A family member finally took the time to sort through all of her meds and consult all of her doctors, and they narrowed it down from like 20 pills a day to 3, which I believe was just blood pressure, arthritis, and something else. Most of her problems went away because they were side effects of drugs meant to deal with other side effects of drugs.
You can't be an airhead when you go to doctors, you need to pay attention, research it yourself, and look into the doctor's rep cuz a lot of them are hacks. But if you're in the UK you're screwed, they'll just stick you with some Indian import and you're not allowed to shop around.

trust le heckin shorkerino and don't question anything!!
remember to buy her merch and dunk on parasocial weirdos! uwu

>>60337743
but shrimp does not have an s sound in it...

>>60337887
I'll wait for her as long as it takes, I just wish she could find the courage to speak to us about it.

>>60337692
She's actually dying, her condition has gotten much worse and she tried her best to do one last push for us in August, she didn't quite make it to do everything she wanted, no summer karaoke, no collabs with her new friends, but she did her best, and her anniversary stream was her final goodbye to us.

>>60337692
I) Having sex with me

>>60337950
>dying so hard she can't even tweet or make a members post
>still manages to come back and stream for all mandatory merch-shilling streams
Damn, I'm gonna have to start giving the j*w rrat some validity...

>>60337692
she just doesn't care, it is as simple as that but you retards keep doing mental gymnastics around it for some reason

>>60337972
>can't even tweet or make a members post
She doesn't want to worry us, she wants to fade away on her own terms, she's hoping if she makes us hate her we will have an easier time moving on.

>>60338007
>She doesn't want to worry us
She's not doing a very good job...

>>60338023
Hey I never said she was smart.

lol
LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>60338049
plotting... :3

I can't help but remember the konbini story.

>>60338049
k

>>60338049
what's funny?

>>60338126
>get some love back
It's been like 4 months since her last archived members streams

>>60338049
lel
also big fan of the message thats like "Gawr Gura Ch. will miss you!" you get when you end the membership, automated youtube notifications care more about her fans that Gura herself

>>60338154
Rabid yesbuds have actually managed to make themselves believe that showing any kind of courtesy to your fans is weird when even YT expects the streamer to do so.

Gura if you're here, please tweet out what you had for breakfast, I promise it will make everything better

>>60338243
>did this bitch seriously make some random tweet about her breakfast after ghosting us for a month
No it won't

>>60337996

Oh nyo not the "yesbuds" and "feistybuds" and whatever again.

rewatching wifes old member streams

Dear goop-goop,

I hope that you're having a nice October so far. We all miss you and would like you to tweet, post a community post, or stream or all of the above. Please Gooba! Please say or do something towards your fans! Please!

>>60338487
>We

Gura, come back and play Baldur's Gate 3.

>>60338535
game is garbage, idk why you want to watch that shit

gura is me

>>60338616
*cums on your hair*

I want another blue archive stream

C'mon Gooba don't ya wanna get on the EN leaderboards for the suika game? That game is right up your alley!

Dear Gura,
Pay back what you owe me, which is 3 years worth of sex.

I feel like I'm in purgatory.

>>60338562
you say that about every game.

>>60330021
DAMN YOU GURA!! DAMN YOU

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

I'm a spineless retard
I LOVE GURA!!

what is your reaction if gura comes back and its clear she's has a "back from vacation" vibe

Please call me a retard.

Well remember how she wanted to do react content on twitch but a majority of chat shidded on that idea? I bet you fuccers wish that she was at least doing that now, huh?

>>60338822
No, I wish she went back to her 2021 self without having to resort to shit content.

>>60338771
NTA but zatsu streams>>>any game stream.

>>60338812
I'd be kinda pissed since she might be going on vacation with Kiara next month.

Do you think she owes chumbies sex with each one of them?

>>60338962
Yeah, but me first. I don't want to fuck a gaping hole oozing hundreds of men's cum.

>>60339007
Imagine not wanting to fuck a gaping hole oozing hundreds of men's cum.

>>60339007
I'll lick it clean for you

>>60339029
h-hot

>>60338962
Yes but she also owes me sucking on her small loli tits and teasing her about her size as I finger her and suck on her lactating nipples.

>>60338888
she can talk during/after the gameplay portion.

>>60339060
least horny chumbie

>>60338962
yeah i think we should erp a gangbang.

>>60338962
Yeah, only me

>>60339121
I just think small chests are cute... and I will fuck the flat chest complex out of this stinky autistic shark girl.

I'm just saying, I doubt anyone would complain if Gura started cyb0rseggzing us in members streams.

>>60339340
She's too shy to do another ASMR stream... someone... help...

Weaker Chumbuds desperately trying to suck my seed out of Gura's quivering cunny, how lewd~~

>>60338925
>Ghosts for a month or more
>has one two hour return stream
>"Oh yeah I'm going to be going on a trip with Kiara pretty soon, so you might not hear from me"
>ghosts for another month
Would not put it past her

>>60339407
Gotta make room for more somehow. It's just polite.

>>60338670
Getting rid of schedules was a mistake

>>60338962
That's a child

>>60338661
She's playing it offline don't worry.

>>60339525

Gura definitely has rape fantasies about us, even I as a straight man can't help imagining myself in her place and "accidentally" doxxing myself to get ravaged by stinky ojisan cock in every hole~

Flat-chested brats with wide hips are the best.

i would never harm Gura

Hang in there, she'll stream this weekend after gifted memberships expire

>>60339590
Wide child bearing hips

>>60339657
With this position

why do I think next month will be worse
>vacation with Kiara
>that means prep time before and unwinding time afterwards, of course
>then it's another vacay to see the senpai for thanksgiving
>more off time to prepare and unwind
>squeeze in some free days for personal stuff here and there
we're getting at most one collab with the chicken

>>60339693
L..lewd

>>60339738 (me)
>senpai
I meant family, forgot about that filter

Where is this vacation with Kiara rrat is even from? Are you people starting to have mass psychosis?

>>60339818
oh we're still coping about that one?

>>60339738
>Next month will be worse
>Has already ghosted for a full month
I don't think you can get worse than no streams at all Anon.

>>60339883
>>Has already ghosted for a full month
technically that's not true, we're almost at the 30 days mark but she streamed last month and it's only the 12th

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8S0I4BYpe0

>>60339883
It can and will get worse

Honestly I don't care about Gura the streamer anymore. I care about Gura the person. She was always more "comfortable" in member streams. She's a silly little gremlin who's been overwhelmed from the start. Her mom encouraged her to audition for Hololive and she become the biggest vtuber of all time, worshipped by her senpais who she watched prior, and became a Tokyo Tourism ambassador. Now factor in when she admitted she couldn't get out of bed without fainting, "joking" about her mom making her wear a helmet, "turns out I have....I'm not gonna say", "I don't know what the new normal is". The detractors will say "oh well she was fine in Japan!" sure, but how often did she even stream or collab in Japan? We only saw/heard her on her "good" days. She's in a feedback loop of her own physical and mental health. And I hate making assumptions but I think she's genuinely scared of saying anything anymore that hints at a "comeback". Ayame is more open about her issues. Gura is not. Gura has always been the most meticulously private Holo. This is the "new normal". Accept it, or move on. The choice is yours.

>>60335979
>what is marine

>>60337950
We're all dying, Gura ain't special.

>>60335979
what about bae? but yes, last year was succubus gura so this year is definitely vampire gura with red hair and she's going to do a very sensual blood succy asmr for us where she gooms as she drains us.

>>60340637
She's special to me

>>60340681
No one cares

>>60340475
She only went to Japan because her doctor gave her the OK to do so. During said trip she mentioned the same old unhealthy habits she's always followed such as drinking energy drinks in the morning or barely getting any sleep. Keep in mind that this was supposedly at her worst since it happened right after the official hiatus.
Besides all that, how do you justify being able to come back for big events and even do a fucking 3D treadmill stream but not saying a single word to her fans?
I'd understand giving her the benefit of the doubt early this year but we are way past that point now.

Listening to REFLECT is a bit more saddening lately... I always felt it was weird that Gura's first song was more of a goodbye song, so I thought it's just her thoughts on her past self, but now it feels like it's applicable to also her time in Hololive, too. Like the song being both the past & future letter. Damn I should be asleep by now. Night

>>60340740
Easily: Crippling autism. Same reason why she doesn't say anything every other time.

>>60340809
Fair enough, doesn't change the fact that her health issues aren't nearly as bad as some of you would like to believe.

Speaking of Bae, if she's moving to Japan then Gura and the yellow one might be too. And since Gura married Shion, they're probably moving in together and will stream themselves having sex to us.

>>60340475
>Le health issues
Still on this cope huh

>>60340936
>noooo, you don't get it, her health issues are so serious she can't even tell us she won't be around for a while or do any kind of stream (other than mandatory streams with merch drops where her health issues suddenly disappear)

>>60341068
She's been lying about having them for years, yep yep.

Gura is my wife
She's taking an extended vacation
Please be patient

Gura got to grope booba in Japan and her motivation to be in Hololive vanished...

>>60341246
18 month vacations are too much.

Goob morning, I love Gura the most!

>>60341435
I love the waist-hip ratio on this one

>>60341461
It's not accurate

>>60341479
It's hot so it's okay

>>60342224
PUFFY VULVA

>>60342224
I love pointy budding titties

>>60338962
Gura owes chumbies so much sex that it'd make even college students buried in debt cringe.

>>60342609
Gura only has pee in stock. Will you accept?

>>60342669
She may even pee on my bed like a kitty cat if she wishes to do so

>>60342669
I guess, but it's only enough to cover for the interest.

>>60342669
I'd cum if Gura peed on my cock so yeah

Remember when Gura said she wanted make wigs out of pubic hair?

Does Gura have enough for one full wigg?

>>60343082
Thanks to her sweet moist bushy pucci, yes.

>>60343178
You are mentally ill

>>60343195
Soft... like my peach!

>>60343082
Gura has no hair. She wishes for what she does not have.

Don't worry bros, I'll personally check her little cun to see if she's smooth or not.

fuck you gura

>>60343760
God I want to so bad.

Gura deserves clitoral mutilation

>>60343787

Fat
Shark
Tail

>>60343834

>>60343834

Is the rumor true?

>>60343965
It is true. Gura is very cute.

>>60343965
Yes, i plapped her, sorry

Can Gura?

>>60343965
It's true, I took Gura's ice cream and slammed it on her head.

>>60344092
please do not can my pet

>>60338562
the game is great, streams of it are absolutely NOT

Did cuckposters get bored?

>>60344655
No, SEA are asleep now, they wake up in a couple of hours, cuckposting always pick up at night for me (daytime for SEA)

I think the best part of marrying both Gawr and Gura would be having two tails to cuddle

Please fuck my Gura and let me watch

Gurass

>>60344940
Sorry, I have my own Gura to fuck instead

>see you next year

>>60345014
Why always brownskin interacting with Gura in these type of illustrations, it is always a brown pepe or brown hands...

Are all illustrators Indian or just interracial cuck fetishes?

>>60330021
AI cover of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8pXj3mSfKQ

>>60345176
i dunno ask them not me

She won't ghost us for four weeks right? Haha, there's no way she would...

>>60345228
I like AI covers

>>60345176
It's a fictional fetish common in east asia, also with women being the more pale one because it's seen as beautiful.

>>60345176
Some are legitimately into it because of the skin contrast but others are unironic cucks / interracial fetishists. It's pretty easy to discern this depending on how much attention they give to male characters imo.

>>60345310
I can give you more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gIeZI4ehMQ

>>60335795
Gura has been traveling the world to commit war crimes since her first "health break". That's why she isn't streaming right now.

>>60345176
that isn't even brown, anon? just shaded

Back from checking Gura's cun status. It's smooth

>>60345527
Yeah the attack on the Jews was really effective. I wonder who trained them

>>60345533
source for that info chief?

>>60345533
Based on my experience with depressed chicks, she probably hasn't shaved in at least a few months. I remember my ex once even went to a job interview in a miniskirt without shaving her legs cuz she just couldn't be arsed.

>>60345618
sasuga Gawr "Kike Destroyer" Gura

>>60345678
She doesn't grow hair.

>>60344158
Rude!

>>60345666
Thorough Examination. I am a primary source.

>>60345710
She grows a small amount of smooth, silky see-through hair on her puffy cun cun and you will admit this sooner or later.

>>60345786
She grows nothing and I will admit nothing until she says it straight from her mouth with no ambiguity.

She was reviewing cheating stories earlier today. Those were sent by anon, so more than half of it, I suppose, weren't real

>DAY 28! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 28!

>>60345916
Place your bets. Will "see you next year" come true or will we get feetloaf for Halloween?

>>60345916
my guy it's still day 27

>>60346058
sea

>>60346058
lol she ain't streaming today. or the next day. or the day after that. and the day after that. and the day after that. and the day after that.

>>60346100
oh. she streams at 3 am for me since im an europoor, i didnt think about timezones. fuck

Why are you guys even posting or making a gura thread? She isnt even streaming or has anything scheduled? I wanted to ask you guys for months now.

>>60345916
Day 56 for real fans.

>>60346171
Everyone should be using Gura Time as the timezone to get around this, but they're too stupid to do that.

>>60346221
It's a general, why don't you ask haatons the same question if it bothers you so much?

>>60346234
Why use Gura time when empirical data is equally as reliable?

>>60346308
Good point. I will, but only after answering me first.

>>60346308
We know why Haachama has been away for a long time. What's Gura's excuse for disappearing for 28 days?

>>60346341
It serves well as rrat containment, I guess. Idk I'm not the bakerbud.

>>60346421
Alright I guess. Carry on then. I'll take my leave.

>>60346443
No don't go... I have no one else to talk to...

>>60346115

>>60346058
Only until 8pm. May as well call it now, though.

>>60346221
Because even though we know each others names in chat and could totally just use a discord at this point, we must remain anonymous and post here.

Her brother's ex gf had a child with his childhood friend. Her advice: don't really trust anyone, your friend will make your gf, or best friend, pregnant .
She hates jerks in school, especially the type who tell girls: "You think I like you, sucker?"
She pities the type of guy who try to salvage a bad relationship, however

>>60346603
what

>>60346594
:3

>>60346594

>>60346765
god i love her face in that frame. it's so very c:

I'm going to cook and eat a mountain of corned beef hash, two dozen eggs, and a couple slabs of bacon. Hopefully this will be enough to knock me out for a whole day. Or kill me. See you guys tomorrow... maybe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIM6Lc-d2e8

>>60347214
my heart skipped a beat, and I got my hopes up ;-;

>>60331106
I don't get it. Who is this guy? And what's the relationship with gura?

>>60347361
new holoen manager

>>60346655
She said if you want to use the 4head joke, type 5head instead. 4head will make her angry and block you. She didn't use discord until she's 15.
When it come to feeling and trust come together or not, she doesn't give a decisive answer.

>>60347453
Are you ok

>>60347361
He IS Gura. That explain the body odor at least

>>60347410
>new
He's responsible for the worst Gura period this year.

Gura is not wife material

>>60347671
Correct, she's daughterwife material. I want to take care of her and breed her

>See you next year!

>>60347479
The content they made her react to is fucked up. Twitch is a mistake. Maybe that can make her feels disgusted and comes back to the safe zone, but who among her mates she once considered precious would welcome her back?

>>60347748
she didn't say that

>>60347875
She did, tard!

>>60340809
>muh autism
Then get manager to help with communication

>>60347748
A parting, spiteful little jab before fucking off from streaming for the rest of the year~!

>>60348117
No.

is gura actually an idiot savant?

where da GOOBS at?

>>60348602
Same as her BOOBS: Nowhere to be found

>>60348659
Flat lives matter

chances for a stream tonight getting pretty low my fellow chumbies

>>60349148
See you next year might not have been a slip of the tongue and was actually the truth.

>>60349148
stream? what's that?

will Gura call in to Ollie's birthday?

I used to make fun of dramabuds...

>>60349288
I still do

>>60349288
why did you stop?

>>60349288
She's probably bocchi'ng out now...

>>60349446
she's just like me...

https://streamable.com/nryknk

>>60349590
take me back...

rember when gura was cute and loved her chumbies and we went on adventures together...

https://streamable.com/glutfq

https://streamable.com/25ffra

>>60349879
>Is that... (long pause) ...autism?
God I love her so much.

https://files.catbox.moe/m8rofu.ogg
Where did this excited for chumbuds to hear her heartbeat girl go?

Love this retard

gubbuh

GURA WHERE ARE YOU

>>60350020
https://files.catbox.moe/au9so7.m4a
Heartbeat...

>>60350220
All curled up in her room, probably...

>>60350296
comfy