/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Rate 2023 Gura

Day 27? It can't be...

Gurass

I love Gura the most!

gooba doko?

>>60282133
Reminder that Choochoo Charles 1 was also management forced

>>60282133
ghost / iwannaexitbagmyself

It's over. I don't think she's coming back.

>>60282327
There are no "management mandated" streams but please explain

>>60282477
retard

>>60282327
What?

>>60282524
You're the retard here.

Gura owes me 3 years worth of sex.

We are approaching meltdown factor 5. Prepare for a class seven chumbud spergout within the next 48 hours.

>>60282477
>>60282546
The reddit post that exploded and was deleted complaining about her where she announced the stream about 30 mins after the thread was deleted
2nd time that happened btw

>>60282843
Why? All that's left is accepting how ogre it is.

>>60282868
look up confirmation bias, third worlder

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1711976058160050640

>>60282941
oh nyo

>>60282941
I legitimately believe the lack of Gura caused the outbreak of this war

>>60282941
Gawr Gura supports glassing Gaza

>>60283339
Pronebone

Gura supports the eradication of both jews and muslims. The Kingdom of Jerusalem shall rise again!

What if we tried to make a new Gura?

>>60283929
it's worth a try

I am 100% identical to Gura in every single way, only difference is that my penis is slightly smaller than hers but i can make it work if you let me, i can be the new Gura for you

Soon haflway through spooky-month, Gura's favourite month, the month have been great so far o/

DAY 27, GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 27

>>60284400
It's so over (this time for real)

>>60284448
The real one was in may, she never really came back, those couple of streams where just on life support, now the Gura character is actually dead

>>60284400
If we measure it from her last voluntary stream, as in not an outfit reveal, relay, anniversary, or other special event that was planned in advance, her last stream was her Holocure stream on August 17th. Its been 55 days since then.

Her announced health issues break + 1st JP trip lasted 64 days
It's been 54 days since her last normal stream
What in the goddamn fuck is going on with her and how does Cover allow this?

>>60284638
The real question is why you're pretending to be a chumbud. Just leave.

>>60284002
h-hot

>>60284660
Cry about it, faggot, I used to be like you but there's no defending her anymore.

>>60284695
Like hell you were dramafaggot.

Cuntmaze replying to his own comment chain again, actually braindamaged

>>60284744
I'm not gonna waste more of my time trying to prove shit to you but it's really immature to assume everyone who doesn't think the same way you do is actively trying to undermine your interests.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTczI0kNy0E

>>60284820
You are actively undermining my interests by contributing toward a toxic environment that has ripple effects into places where Gura sees at the very least. There's no assumption about it. It's just fact.

>>60284695
>>60284744
>>60284820
>>60284955
All same person

I heard from the voices in my head that if Gura doesn't stream by this upcoming Monday, World War 3 will officially start.

>>60284982
Nope. Always funny when people fuck that up.

>>60284992
The world has become increasingly unstable and violent since Gura stopped streaming. Coincidence? I think not.

hang in there, she's streaming this weekend when the gifted memberships expire

>>60284695
>>60284820
>>60284993
>I used to be like you
You can't even count or watch streams though.

Gura's walking around listening to Christmas music

>>60284955
By pointing out how long a couple of her breaks have been? Ogey

should we compare this October to the last two ones

>>60285091
Why does the people here make you so mad anon that you keep a tab open while on cooldown?

>>60285124
Ironic, you should learn to read

>>60282133
Cover is milking the fuck out of my oshi/10

literally me

>>60285806
ohhhhhh mama

>>60283929
I volunteer my sperm

>>60285235
Ironic, you should learn people can see your shit.

>>60285806
This image. I'm saving this. For...reasons.

https://www.youtube.com/live/cOo10ndXtmk?si=zQUFuFPRHWWlBkGA&t=199
> ToT

>>60286040
You can just say your going to goom to it, anon. We understand.

>>60286215
Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

WHY IS MY PENIS SO FUCKING SMALL, Gura is laughing at meeee

It is so small that i have to lure it out with a suger cube

>>60286215
I wonder if she misses us at all

>>60286215
>"lol what kind of a name is Gawr Gura" -me 2020
look at me now

>>60286319
Not you, but she misses everyone else

>>60286297

>>60286319
idk, I think she has been trying to force herself to stream but she can't because she knows she only has knotbuds left and that weighs on her mental too much.

>>60286297
hohoho

>>60286319
I don't think anyone who constantly does this shit thinks about her fans at all

having an extremely large penis isn't that fun. I wore underwear that was too small and with my first gf it damaged my balls. Now I can't wear underwear cause of heat damage, which also means if I get a boner I'm pitching a huge tent. Not fun especially in public

>>60286319
She doesn't. If she did she would talk to us, through whatever method she could.

>>60286448
She does think about her fans, but she doesn't want to encourage the ones that need her to baby them with constant tweets etc.

It’s the end of Gawr Gura as we know it

>>60286544
I would take a tweet a week at this point (Manager posted shill tweets do not count.)

>>60285091
every time you said this another week of her absence will be added

don't feel bad it's over, be glad it happened

How long since last non ironic "Shaaaa-ha-ha-ark"? Early 2011?

Does anyone know the best method for suicide?

>>60286840
Probably hypothermia. Apparently it's just like going to sleep.

>>60286840
Sudoko

>>60286840
If you want something painless, then park your car in the garage and let it run with the door closed.

>>60286794
you'll see giftie, we'll get a members stream and you'll get nothing

nitrogen or helium exit bag
I'm collection materials for one myself

what if gura came back with a pet husky.

>>60286934
Don't do this to yourself chumbie... don't set any expectations just to be disappointed...

>>60286840
Nitrogen exit bag (but don't)

pika_pikaa, she reminds me so much of S...Garw Gura, she'll have to do while GG is ghosting me

>>60286884
>>60286887
>>60286893
but I want to traumatize others too
everything is lost, my last source of happiness has gone, life is not fair to me and I want to show it

>>60286750
I don't feel fine.

>>60286750
i know that is why i want to end it all

>>60287040
>but I want to traumatize others too
I saw a pic of a 90 year old dude that died while pleasuring himself, he had carved gigantic wood dildos and used a setup of rope and pullies to stimulate his butt, off yourself while doing something like that, do in a place where alot of people will find you the next morning, in the middle of a trainstation or something

Taking care of a child takes a lot of time and strength, please understand.

>>60287221
https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFL__/comments/10ocp4b/dead_old_man_and_his_extremely_large_dildos/

>>60287308
There is no way a body like Gura could carry a baby to full term; shitty eating habbits, bad stamina, no strength, bad sleeping pattern, and 1000 other issues, getting to full term without misscarage is hard even at best of times

This is why that rrat is so freaking stupid

>>60286840
OD on loli

>>60287375
Actually now that you mention it, I imagine that a miscarriage would be a traumatic and horrific experience, certainly a viable reason to take a very long break from streaming.

>>60285806
source?

>>60287487
Good point, good point.

>>60285806
This is a good image

>>60287375
Her baby will turn out to be low-functioning autistic with a peanut allergy

If she ever comes back, we may as well get our cyber gang bangs in with chat before she's gone again.

I just woke up, is she streaming today?

>>60287913
Right into my mouth

>>60287487
No excuse; one of my coworkers had multiple miscarriages (one while at work) and still showed up the next week each time, crazy what people will do when they actually have to work to survive

child

>>60287952
This is Gura we are talking about. She isn't exactly blessed with an abudance of mental fortitude. Remember she almost had a breakdown playing Among Us because she had to lie to her friends.

>>60288023
I hate the amogus streams. I dont like how gura gets bullied in them

there isnt a single chumbud that can tell me the truth about why gura is not streaming or tweeting or writing community posts.

>>60288023
>Remember she almost had a breakdown playing Among Us because she had to lie to her friends
Even worse in Manhunter, got upset and sad "All I've done is make a fool of myself", because she wasn't absolutely gigachad at the game, her gaming was fine but she still thought it wasn't good enough for "us" and almost cried

>>60288081
There isn't. But I'd wager she's doing mostly fuck all again, probably on social media as we speak.

>>60288081
yeah, me

>>60288121 (me)
Maneater

>>60288081
well duh, if Kiara can't how could we

>>60286957
I'd goom while fantasizing about what she's been doing with that lucky mutt while we were suffering

>>60288199
You just know

>>60287952
Spoken like a true american golem.

>>60288199
Jag är ganska säker på att hon skulle skaffa sig en Shiba Inu & inte en Husky, tror hon fortfarande är en liten JP weeb

>>60287071
jump in front of a train filled with people

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

I think i know why she is missing...
The jewish rrats were true.

>>60288081
You should SC kiara about it

>>60289093
that's ARMA though.

>>60289114
She already said Gura is ghosting everyone again

>>60289178
She did not. Don't lie.

>>60287717
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/111952565
ueharam

And orange woman said that even if she knew anything she would not say anything so why are you still trying? tards

>>60289343
retard

>>60289343
She didn't say she didn't know anything about Gura, either. She said that about Ame.

Why does she hate us? I just wanna watch her streams and have fun again...

>>60289473
I doubt she hate us. More like she doesn't care.

>>60289613
She has made her money

She'll start streaming again when she runs out of money to donate to Israel.

>>60289802
I'm canceling my membership right now so she'll stream sooner.

chumped and dumped by Gura

Fembuds

goob morning buds

>>60289313
thank you

Should we stop making /ggg/ if she ghosts us for an entire month?

idk, since she was kinda grumbling about people wanting her to stream the last few times we saw her, I think she has grown resentful and has purposefully abandoned us.

>>60286215
God take me back please I want to go back

hey guys 2021 chumbie here and oh god what the fuck happened. where are the schedules.where are the streams
where are all the original songs

>>60290362
it's over, that's what happened

>>60290362
She realizes the money will pour in even if she does the bare minimum

>>60289093
man can't believe i missed that merch drop :(

>>60290362

Remember when everyone told her dropping schedules was a terrible idea when she first proposed it but she still did it anyway? What was the fucking point of that?

>>60290894
If she had a schedule you'd be shitting on her for cancelling streams. She can't win.

>>60290894
She did a few more afterward, but I don't think she cares much for feedback.

The worst part of this is knowing that even if she's back for a month or two she will have to go back to Japan for Fes and then she will start thinking about her Birthday plans. We will never get a proper Valentine's Day stream...

>>60290946
Can't cancel streams if there aren't any

We should demand her to do an ASMR stream. She needs to compensate us in some way for all of this ghosting it's the least that she could do. Maybe one of her paypigs can help

>>60290190
this place is just facebook for chumbuds

>>60291129
I superchatted her asking for ASMR 4 times and she ignored it each time

>>60290894
When a woman asks for your opinion on something she wants to do, it means she's going to do it regardless and is pretending like she cares about what you think.

>>60291208
This.

>>60291129
>>60291169
"It's long overdue" was what she said about ASMR. Months ago...

>>60290808
Don't worry she'll drop her Nuclear ICBM merch soon enough, you won't miss that one, trust me.

>>60291169
lol get fucked

>>60291169
The best way to ask for ASMR is to make a new account and praise her old ASMR before asking if she'll do another.

>>60291226
Then we have every right to demand it

>>60291422
You have no right to demand anything. Every demand makes her want to do it less.

>>60291456
We must demand that she stop streaming.

>>60291456
Go back. Gura said she owes us an ASMR stream and now is the time to ask her for it

>>60291422
>I don't want you guys to feel like you can't voice your criticism/concerns
>I should improve my communication
>I should do more ASMR

>NOOOOO you can't criticize Gura or demand communication and ASMR from her!!!!
You have to be trolling

>>60291808
meant for >>60291456

>>60291808
I don't think Gura actually wants any criticism/concerns.

I wish I could just lay in bed with my dakimaguras and just stay like that for a few months
I miss being a neet

>>60291846
She does, it fuels her abandonment fetish

>>60291878
did she expect to not get any when she said that? she certainly can't take it, seemingly.

booba huhaha

>Someone please tell me why Gura-chan hasn't been streaming lately? Did something happen? worry,
>What happened to Gura-chan? ! !

>>60292045
JP bros...

>>60292045
gura vs yagoo rap battles happening rn in holo hq

Gura has just been a collective hallucination this entire time.

>>60285689
i'd milk the fuck out of gura (if you know what I mean)

>>60291948
She wants to look open and understanding, because she knows internally that's what a decent person would do in this situation, but is some mentally fragile that she can't actually muster the self control to hear criticism and complaint without lashing out and feeling attack

>>60290894
>I just don't want to feel trapped, like I'm being forced to stream
She wanted to have an excuse to ghost us. If she doesn't promise anything ahead of time, she doesn't have to feel like it's a betrayal. It was the clearest red flag in this whole downward spiral

this image really made me think for a second

Gura??

Were we just stupid simps this whole time?

Guys YT just autoplayed into a clip where Gooba vacuumed sand for 20 mins in weegee's mansion. Why can't we go back to those days?

>>60292905
if you really have to ask, you already know the answer

>>60291808
Criticism and demands are not the same thing, retard.

heh

>>60293004
the first /ggg/ wasnt until after that stream tho. check it in the archive and u can see it was a couple of days after it

Does anyone know the worst method for suicide?

>>60293145
self-immolation?

>>60293145
overeating

>>60293114
It's all /ggg/'s fault.

Sex with a fembud.

>>60293145
Erotic asphyxiation

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>60293145
Strap yourself onto a nuke.

Goora

>>60293145
a kid at my high school doused himself in gasoline and lit himself on fire in the parking lot where everyone could see it, I think that's up there

>>60293145
There's many instances of people putting firearms in their mouths and surviving. That, in my opinion, is a very bad way to end up.

>>60293389
Is aiming at your temple a better choice? Also this just occured to me but nobody kill themselves by shooting their own heart

>>60293444
There have been cases where the individual ended up just blowing out their eyes and surviving - still alive and now blind.

>>60292222
This makes me laugh because in a way I wish she was. It's almost cruel knowing a nearly perfect girl like her exists out there currently binging youtube videos and getting chocolate on her bed. Things might not have been better if I didn't know about her but things would hurt a lot less right now if that was the case.

>>60293523
What kind of evil doctor would save them for that?

>>60293444
>nobody kill themselves by shooting their own heart
clifford griffin of silver plume colorado did this

>>60293145
harakiri seems pretty bad but for some reason i find it the most appealing, i guess i want to suffer

>>60293444
firing at your temple is how people fuck up and just sever their orbital nerves. you should be aiming at your brain stem, so at around a 45 degree angle up from the back of your throat. and aiming for the heart you'd probably just miss and puncture a lung

>>60293612
>all of europe is rocking dongs longer than a foot
holy shit, as americans we're really btfo on this one aren't we?

>>60293612
Not even trying to hide your obsession with cocks anymore, huh?

>>60293145
Seppuku without the beheading

>>60293145
probably drowning or burning alive, unless you find a way to do scaphism on yourself or anything similar that will get you slowly eaten alive by rodents, insects and parasites while withering in your own filth.

Is this the Gawr Gura general???

>>60293788
I think we're shutting it down.

Wow, I went to get lunch and came back to people talking about how to off themselves... maybe it's time for /ggg/ to go away until Gura streams again...

>we

>>60293670
pretty sure the map is in centimeters, a foot is about 30 cm

>>60293823
All lads, I think it's time to close up shop. Take your cunny and run for the hills.

Would you?

Nice try, sisters.

>>60293999
Adopt? Yes.

>>60293823
Be like the saplings and don't have a general unless there is a stream.

>>60294050
HAHA FUNNY JOKE

>>60294182
Very cute

>>60294237
Did Gura just shidded?

>>60284618
Cross out all the advent overlapping streams as well, and move back the date to july 27th, which is her last karaoke. You know what, cross those two karaokes out as well because they are member only.

>>60294182
Would do unwholesome things to this witch.

At some point I'm starting to wonder if Gura is mentally daijobu. What if her last stream is gonna the an hero stream.

what if gura gets off to abandonment play
she shlicks every night to the thought of her chumbies needing her
and eagerly awaits the delicious moment when she gets back and throws the mother of all love bombs into the chumbies' faces

>>60294279
That seems extremely ungenerous, but the fact that there's even an argument for it... Grim.

>>60294384
That's hot because I'm into neglect play T o T

>>60294384
is there a single recorded case of that even happening
i mean not just memeing or stockholm syndrome, but actually

>>60294437
Well we know why you're still a fan>>60294437

>>60294384
So I'm helping gura masturbate. Nice, it's mutual masturbation called sex

>>60294561

What do Japanese fans think of Gura's absence? Do they care at all?

>>60294561
IS THAT A NIPPLE?

>>60294772
>>60292045

mate I was given a ban for racism for posting the europe cock chart wtf

>>60294912
It is pretty racist to acknowledge the existence of europeans

>>60294912
Should've been banned for being an ultra-faggot instead.

>>60292045
They cannot fathom how entitled white American women are.

I'm glad Kiara's taking her to the Maldives next month, she really needs to take a break.

>>60293912
yeah that was the joke

>>60294912
jannies have smol pps and are envious confirmed?

kiara is the chumbuds guardian angel at this point

>>60295854
The chicken, of all people, doesn't give a single fuck about chumbies

>>60295949
she always gives us info on gura, at least she cares that much

>>60295949
Perhaps she even poisoned Gura's mind into hating her fans.

Getting closer to day 28...

>>60296045
>the genmate with the most streamed hours poisoned gura

>>60296166
Gura's chat told her to fuck off once when she visited Gura's stream, I'm pretty sure she'll do something to get back at us for that

>>60296045
>The only member of myth legitimately invested in streaming and idol culture and genuinely loves and appreciates her fanbase
If she poisoned her at all it was by making her jealous

>>60296166
that's Mori

>>60296292
like 2 people did that, in a sea of "Hi Kiara!"

>>60296345
And? It's well-documented that people focus on the negatives. That goes quadruple for people with Kiara's personality type.

>>60295194
What does this have to do with anything related to Gura’s absence

>how Gura feels when she has to stream

https://twitter.com/Lucasyecla99/status/1711964034063372744
Lucas...

Someone has to get her at scissors-point and threaten her to stream!

>>60296292
Kiara made gura collab with her multiple times when she was ghosting so at least she made her stream

>>60296601
>I make a missing Gura tweet
>no one cares
>eceleb makes a missing Gura tweet
>sisters post it in the thread

>>60296735
Chumbie...

>>60296705
How many Kiara and Gura collabs did we have in the past year? I remember that twitter space one and the phasmo one which Gura asked and was surprised Watson and chicken accepted.

>>60296777
Thanks

>>60296796
they had that girls talk thing (with owl) and gura's power levels were somehow higher than kiara

People saying this general should cease operations are foolish. Even if she graduates, this general will stay open indefinitely.
/ggg/ never dies.

>>60294772
From what some anons said recently Gura is to them what Ayame is to EN fans, someone to point at when someone in JP gets criticized for not streaming enough they say "look, the shark never streaming either, she's way worse than ayame/shion/aqua"

Gura has a giant shark cock

>>60296960
Kiara posted pictures of somebody's shadow, with the person carrying a backpack, with cryptic messages ye? Like they went on a trip or whatever

>>60296642
Haha, that was such a funny joke, Gura, you totally weren't telling us how you actually feel about streaming, right?

>>60297456
That was for her anniversary vlogs, it was her paragliding instructor's shadow.

>>60297458
yeah, mine

>>60297439
Maybe allowing this behavior in general is bad? Don't know whats the point in this "who has the least stream hours" contest.

I remember about 2 years ago I had a thought about “what if Gura ever graduates” and it legitimately gave me anxiety to think about.
It’s crazy how far we’ve fallen when looking back…

>>60297432
What will /ggg/ look like in a decade?

>>60297980
Nothing but schizo and ritual posts as far as the eye can see.
Aka - home.

What if Gura comes back super horny and forces us to cyb0rseggz her for hours on end?

>>60290894
>Remember when everyone told her dropping schedules was a terrible idea
No? I remember yesbuds were furiously encouraging whatever retarded idea she came up with. They were more preocupied with fighting cute videos on tiktok (that ended up being shit she'd repost in YT shorts anyway later) than ever discouraging that
Hours upon hours of fights in /ggg/ how schedules are "unnecessary" and how she "always streams at the same hour anyway". How's that working out for you, faggots?

>>60298129
Oh nyo, anything but that!

>>60291129
>She needs to compensate us in some way for all of this ghosting
Outside of the topic of ASMR, you notice how this shit never occurs to her? Even when she came back to actually stream in August it wasn't high quality hype shit she knew her audience wanted, it was her clocking in 6 hours a day of some boring kusoge.

>>60298189
I don't regret it. This real cause was nobuds rejecting reaction streams.

>>60298263
>This real cause was nobuds rejecting reaction streams
Huh? She literally can't react to anything under Cover's rules. What she can, she did (public domain movies, Crapcom show)

Is Gura actually the divine fembud of the Church of Cute?

>>60298354
She can react to Hololive clips

>>60298425
me btw

>>60298263
Chumbuds blaming each other for their Oshi missing is actually pretty funny.
>You’re the reason Gura does not like streaming
>No, YOU’RE the reason why Gura doesn’t like streaming
Like you guys are fucking retarded lmao.

>>60298382
And she didn't want to, or she would have
She could have reacted to shit like Hologra.

>>60298058
Idk, is the katawa shojo general still going?

me in the middle

>>60298603
illegal gura image edit!

Do your reps

Gurass

BANG BANG PULL MY DOUBLE NIGGER

>>60298498
When aquatic animals take the bait~~

>>60298764
I want to do my sleeping reps today. I woke up after 2 hours and haven't been able to sleep since.

Alright, here's my new cope of the day, Gura's manager is so incompetent they forgot to announce her hiatus after Gura asked them to.

>>60299338
I mean it's pretty obvious at this point that Gura's manager is incompetent.

>>60299338
That's a retarded take. Gura doesn't want anyone to say anything so as much as I hate management this is all Gura's fault.

>>60299733

Why can’t we just go back in time to Myth debut days… no drama and only happiness…

>>60299891
>no drama
There has been drama since the beginning

nigger dick

>>60299338
He is incompetent but not like that. Any competent manager would have long wrangled Gura into communicating,nothing short of her going
>REEEEEEE YOU CAN'T MAKE SAY I WON'T BE STREAMING FOR A WHILE ME I WILL QUIT
Would justify otherwise.

>>60299961
Yeah, mine. Gura loves my bbc and not your puny white incel dick

>>60300018
We've seen what happens when they force the talents to tweet. They resent it and maliciously comply.

My rat is that Gura being tired of her manager's incompetence assimilated her into what I call the "Nous-Gura Collective". Which went horribly wrong and now Gura is part of the ether, flowing in the upper stratosphere . She is trying to gain her corporeal form as we argue here.

>>60299891
Money ruined it. If only they made barely enough to live, they would be happy, productive workers with no imposter syndrome, ruthless competitors, or complacency.

Gura my love, I want to hear your voice now.

>>60299921
Not nowhere near as bad as the past year and a half has been

my rat is gura

Gura is my rat

>>60299891
After considering a lot of feedback Gura decided to go back in time, fix her mistakes, and create a better relationship with her audience. However it's time travel rules where a new timelines is created, so she's gone from this timeline now.

>>60300262
Imagine how many people have time traveled away and abandoned you to a doomed branch...oblivious this timeline persists

>>60300171
Anon is an oligarch

>>60300348
I lost my hamster when I was 8 do you think he went to this alternate universe and is now a wise mage guiding Gura back to our reality?

All I know is that there are a lot of antis that hate her. I cant afford to back down against those people so I’m pretty much forced to side with gura at all times. Its just how it is

>>60300442
gura ate your hamster... I'm so sorry

>>60300442
Answering this question is kinda uncomfortable, I'm taking my stuff and leaving this timeline. Adios

>>60300352
More money, more problems. My palace is not actually improving my livelihood any, it's just a way to burn money so that the common people can live in peace.

>>60300475
Gura hates you more than antis hate Gura

>>60300486
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>60300161
Even in your Rats you somehow twist it so it's not guras fault lol

What can we do to make Gura hate us less? It just needs to be low enough that she can force herself to stream most of the time.

>>60299891
Have you been watching the same unit as I have? There's always been drama with these girls. The only time that felt like everything was coming together was at the end of their first year where it felt like some real unity was finally starting to take hold but that was short lived and it's been downhill ever since.

I think I’ve asked this before, but can one of you guys just pretend to be Gura for awhile and respond to our posts like Gura would and also maybe let us fuck you.

>>60300788
nyo :3d

>>60300738
I honestly blame Ina for how HoloMyth turned out.
If she hadn't set the "standard" for the first two EN gens that it's fine to be lazy and complacent as long as you aren't offending anyone, they wouldn't be the same problems that they're having as a group now. People want to act like casting her was a harmless mistake on the part of COVER but clearly it was much worse than that, and now everyone is paying the price.
that being said, Advent and Fuwamoco in particular have been a major course correction from this, but that's off-topic for this thread

>>60296166
Actually that’s Mori for 2023 so far

>>60298263
Cover would never allow her to do reaction videos of stuff she wants to watch. Not even on Twitch they would let her. And she's not interested in reacting to Hololive clips

>>60300788
I don't know, I could never get into ERP. It's so awkward.
Although that maid rp with Gura definitely awakened something in me.

>>60300900
Now that you mention it, Ina was the first En person I remember taking an extended break due to issues. It does kinda make sense that Gura was led by Ina’s poor example.
Is this who we should be mad at and go to war with, chumbuds? Ina?

>>60301042
>Is this who we should be mad at and go to war with, chumbuds? Ina?
I'm honestly surprised it even took people this long to figure it out.

>>60298623
For shame!
Gura's art is sacred and should never be edited by ebi hands!

>>60300028
I would the mershark

>>60301145
“Myths Bad Ending” video finally makes sense.

Is it over yet?

>>60301269
Yup. Graduation announcement will be tweeted within the next 48 hours.

>>60301326
I will eat my own shit AND suck my dad’s dick ON cam, if this is true. (screen cap this)

Frame in less than two hours

i think gura is upset that there are people who think she doesn't like feet

Gura's absence is my fault, chumbies. I'm sorry for keeping her to myself so much.
There's no need to bring others into this, I'm prepared to take all responsibility.

>>60301558
And my dick is less than 2 inches. What’s your point.

Where would you guys disperse to if Gura actually graduated?
I dont think I could stay with hololive, would probably unfollow everything hololive related too because it would remind me of her. Dunno if and how I'd watch other chuubas, im pretty socially inept and kind of like the "ignored in a big seas of messages" aspect of a stream. Makes it all the better for the rare moments that you do get their attention and get your message read

>>60301843
>Where would you guys disperse to if Gura actually graduated?
just quit watching vtubers entirely (which, since gura doesn't stream anymore, pretty much already have)

>>60301843
I'll continue to watch Botan and Ars Almal and probably stop watching them at some point and find some other way to waste my free time

>>60301911
If that happens, I’ll hang out in /#/ or /uuu/ probably. I mean that’s what I already kinda do kek.

>>60301843
I would anti Hololive but I wouldn't watch Vtubers anymore

>>60301843
I've basically converted into sapling in Gura's absence so I'd probably just commit fully to that. The only thing keeping me here is the small chance that Gura might start streaming regularly again.

>>60301843
I would keep watching Hololive for a while, but would probably slowly fall off. Doubt I would start watching any other corpo or indies unless she reincarnated.

>>60301843
I'll watch a holo clip, listen to a song, and watch streams from girls i tolerate for video games I'm really interested

Pre Gura debut 2020 I was a voracious HoloJP clipfag but those girls have been running the same shtick for 3 years now (or at least clip translators present it that way) and I don't find it interesting any more. I just want my goob

>>60302130
Gura has been running the same schtick too from clippers perspective.

>>60301843
If that would happen then HoloEN and by extension Hololive in general would loose what little trust and respect I have. I couldn't in good faith support Hololive anymore.

>>60301843
>Where would you guys disperse to if Gura actually graduated?
Nowhere. I'm out.

>>60292045
JP bros, I'm so sorry..

i think my butt is inflamed it's itchy and I can't stpo scratching it even though that is clearly a bad idea

>>60301843
I would just an hero. There's nothing in this world that makes me happy other than Gura. I don't have anyone that would miss me and I'm not afraid of death

>>60302246
To be fair, they know as much as we do.

>>60302130
I can see myself listening to some Gura karaoke actually. Lately, in Gura's absense I've watched some small indies so I'd probably continue that. Kind of made me realize how restricted corpo vtubers are, its an insane content debuff.

>>60302211
>>60302227
Unironically this.

>>60301843
I'd just leave, I'm already halfway out the door with how I'm filling my spare time with smaller fish
I'm sort of keeping up with a couple of the other girls, but Gura is/was my main source of hololive related happiness, and now it's mostly just frustration/depression that seeps into the others when I try, that tied up and forced to stream joke was just about the final nail for it, I can't even watch someone else's 3d showcase without getting blindsided

It makes me really happy that if gura graduated so many of you faggots would just leave forever. The future looks bright

>>60302416
I never understood this larp
>Chumbies don't watch anyone but Gura
>haha yes we will be free of chumbies!
Free of what lol, we don't care about anyone else, we aren't in your threads talking about Gura or some shit

>>60302476
Not him, but it's called a silver lining. Gura being gone sucks but at least I don't have to deal with you fags anymore.

fuck you gura

>>60302416
>>60302512
You people are legitimately evil

Anyone else love Gura?

>>60302512
Why are you here then, anon? It's kinda sad. I'm by no means some zen buddhist dishing out life philosophy here but hear me out: don't go somewhere where you hate the people if its 100% a choice.
And it is. Not like this thread shares some important Gura info you can't find anywhere else.

>>60302584
Not anymore. Now I just love her sexy body.

>>60302512
You already wouldn't if you didn't come to this thread.

>>60302609
Nta but I'm excited for the Gura bait threads to slowly drift away and disappear

>>60302609
NTA but where would I go?

I'm drinking way too much redbull

>>60301843
I will punish every streamer who could have made Gura uncomfortable, starting with the flesh ones who mocked her and ending with the yellow one who refused to let Gura change her diaper.

>>60301843
I'd still watch a few of the other holos I like but I definitely wouldn't keep up as much. I've already struggled to keep up with all the girls and Gura is still technically around. Ill just be sad that I've lost my only connection to the only girl that I genuinely love and I don't have hopes of ever meeting someone like her. I made it through high-school and college and didn't really bother dating because i was trying to find someone I actually feel connected with, and now that I have I really don't want to settle for less. Being alone really isn't that bad...

>>60302681
It's true that Ame vetoing diapers in Gura's April Fool's stream is one of the few legitimate complaints about Ame, but that's no reason to call her the yellow one all the time.

>>60302632
Those would keep popping up

https://youtu.be/xYVXyUonlBM?si=bKYoZ86LOHLEa2fh
I like this song. It reminds me of Chumbuds, going around in circles of melancholy, wondering if their Oshi still loves them and if they’re ever coming back.

>>60302584
Of course.

>>60302584
yeah

>>60302730
Oh no, there are plenty of others, but its better not to start anything.

>>60302854
M

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>60303145
what content?

>>60303164
There is tons of content to rewatch if you want.

>>60303164
The one when Gura and I destroyed your mother's anus.
Just passing by, cya losers.

>>60303294
uh, yeah, that anus?
me actually

>>60302730
wdym, it's the perfect reason to call her a pee stain.

>>60303335
>using pee as an insult
fake chumbud detected

>>60303375
shut up stinky

>>60302584
question is >>60302798, does Gura still love us?

>>60301999
Based numberling

>>60302584
I don't know what I feel anymore.

I will wake up to Gura activity one of these days. Any day now.

>>60303335
I wonder what the combined stream of Gura and Ame would taste like

>>60304011
Dusty cabinet and shellfish.
(Yes, I know from tasting myself.)

>>60304063
Are you two cute girls, though?
Cute girl pee tastes different from male pee

https://twitter.com/Ryzee85/status/1711988258492891579

>>60304163

>>60304163
Hnnnngh, Gura let's cyb0rseggz.

Gura, here's the deal. If we cyb0rseggz before FuwaMoco do ASMR then I won't switch membership to them.

>>60287831
>peanut allergy
Only if she vaxxes it.

>>60304509
I think this question really has Gura sweating. Let’s see how this ploy plays out. Godspeed, chumbud.

no but seriously what did she mean by this

>>60305299

>>60305299
That she wants to be more vocal but also that Gura doesn't seem to understand that her disappearances make people sad.

>>60305299
She considered it but decided not to

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.