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I feel it.
Shiori feels so ethereal.

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

I am going to Shiori

and again...

SHIORI CUTE

The Monthly Novella for October 2023 is:
>[Sheridan Le Fanu] Carmilla (1hr52m@250wpm)

If you want to read this yuri vampire story written before Dracula:
>https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/10007

Discussions will open first week of November. If you've finished it already, check out other recommendations in the poal:
>https://poal.me/1o7eqr

novelite, femnovelite, trannynovelite(?) - there is one thing that unites them all

>>60210585
death

Watched Shiori watched Cali play MC and finally enjoy it along with Shiori and her slave watched Mooms new song and watching Cali play melon tetris. Its a good night only thing that would have made it perfect was Gobidaba activity

>>60210585
Hate for Novelights

Are you excited for more Chilla's today?

novelites are pretty cute

>>60210637
I wish there was just a little bit more Shiori tonight..

and again...

>>60210585
Oi, the tranny one is a jailbird

>>60210680
I always wish there was more Shiori, but I'm satisfied with what I got.

>>60210680

>>60210637
i'm still watching Mooms VOD and it goes great. i hate the overlap so much.

>>60210785
Not too much, just like, a little more
Like twenty more minutes

>>60210585
Purge to all carried the word lite

So what did Shiori do in Mori's Minecraft stream? Worth watching the VOD?

>>60210955
She was just kinda there. Watch if you want to hear Shiori's voice.

I'm going to scribble more crudely drawn dicks on this page

Can I take the dress off now?

>>60211074
You always could have but ask yourself right now why you didnt before

>>60210955
Small talk, collect wood and die in the process
up to you

>>60210955
As background noise, i guess.

>>60211074
No, the dress is a symbol. It means at some point you believe catalog lies. Is a mark of shame you have to carry until the end of times.

>>60210637
Gura is dead. Let her go.

>>60211219
Not until I see a gura biboo stream

>>60211016

>>60211378
>>60211016
Page ruined

>>60211219
I love Shiori but she would never respect me as a Novel Knight if I abandoned my Oshii

>>60175296
I blame you for this.

Who do I report this destruction of library property to?

>>60210758
are they in the room with us right now

>>60211538
The princess will castrate the dastard as punishment.

Goodnight. I love Shiori Novella

>>60211766
Rest well

>>60211466

>>60211766
Goodnight Novelite, sleep sweet.
I'm also fond of Miss Novella.

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

Smash was kino.

>>60211766
Good night novelite. Have a good sleep.

Henmama, please come back. I'm scared of unfiltered Shiori.

>>60211977
There is nothing to be worry Anon~

Why...

Fear. I'm scared. It's slipping away from me. No. Don't take it away from me. What did I do wrong? Tell me. Please, I'll change. I can't stand this.

How good was the stream? I wasnt able to catch it yet but skimming the last thread I think it was pretty good.(As expected)

>>60212246
good if you enjoy unfiltered shiorin

So, is she doing another skit for ollie's birthday?

>>60212246
Shiori was a real gamer (she wished her opponents to get cancer and for their race to be genocided)

>>60212305
my favorite

>>60212246
Manager is literally on vacation
She's unmoderated and can say whatever she wants without someone sending her dm's to calm down
She didn't go on some crazy nut gobbling anal tier tangent, but she was still pretty unfiltered off her meds tier

>>60212333
Depends but probably not. It's just the usual totsu, she probably got requested by Ollie to call-in live.

I wish I wasn't mentally ill.

watching the stream and she's so toxic, and she's not even playing against human player right now

>>60212394
I think Gura did a prerecorded video for Ollie. Shiori also said that she needs to prepare for it so that's why I'm guessing it's a video. I guess we'll wait and see.

She confirmed she's going to be on Terraria too and that the stream is only 2h.

Fuck, I just remembered the Ollie is an unironic PLfag. Concern imminent.

>yeah you like that? you like that you [insert dork joke]

>>60212333
>is she doing another skit for ollie's birthday?
did she do a birthday skit for someone? I don't remember that, unless you are talking about the Mori VC

>>60212557
qrd? i ignore IN whereever possible

>>60212618
Kaela

>>60212687
I must have missed it completely, do you have a link to it

>>60212557
>Concern
Why? If it's just old personas she should be fine, everyone knows. She literally directly confronted pre-chat about it, it's not like she'll disintigrate and die if it gets directly acknowledged
I doubt she's so trusting to start sending personal secret stuff to literally every holomem she speaks to as well, Ollie likely knows almost as much as viewers
I doub

>>60212724
a-anon?

>>60212724
Even if everybody knows, it'd still be really tactless of Ollie to discuss certain elements of her PL when she knows Shiori's pitching GFE these days.

>>60212646
A nothing burger, pretty much. As for most people, Kizuna Ai would be the answer if they were asked who was the first VTuber they watched. While we have Ollie's first watched VTuber which was apparently you know who.

>>60212724
I think he meant like Ollie was a fan of her previous archive, not that she is going to dox her lmao.

>>60212804
>While we have Ollie's first watched VTuber which was apparently you know who
You mean Shiori's? Did she say that, before Shiori debut, I would assume

my japanese is very rusty, excuse any mistakes kudasai

>俺はシオリのことがいつも愛している!

>俺はいつもシオリのことが考えている!

>俺がシオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!

>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の声がいつも好きだ!

>俺はシオリのそばにずっといる!

>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

>>60212801
>Shiori's pitching GFE these days
kek

>>60212950
I just remembered >>58537130 being posted here.

>>60213010
you don't need to say ore wa in every sentence, you can omit it

The schizos are leaving their caves and this is the prep work, I'm going to bed

>>60213087
Go to sleep, shigga.

With birthdays and celebration being important to her, do you think she'll call in for them?

>>60213042
It's whatever then, I just hope Ollie doesn't pull her into male collab

>>60213123
Who is this?

>>60213132
The day she male collabs, this place will become a wasteland. Getting invited by Ollie for one with men makes it extremely likely.

>>60213149
Amelia Watson.

>>60213132
S-She probably went through some character development at this point, right? I remember her almost pulling that surprise homocollab with Nene in her early months.

>Next homo birthday
>Axel 1st Nov

>>60213120
Depends, really. Totsumachi works in a way that the celebrant must request the caller first before the stream happens.
Ame didn't know this in her first birthday celebration so almost no one called, lol.

>>60213043
yeah - thanks for the reminder, being able to omit subjects is one of the beauties of the japanese language

i just kinda left them there since i translated the original ritual post's lines individually to keep a certain rhythm and not forget the subject like the aho i am desu

>>60213280
Oh yeah, she hates me.

We're at a stage where this board legitimately fears birthday call-ins despite Kaela having homos call into her birthday yet nothing ever happened.

>>60213276
Isn't that a thing in most non-english languages?

>>60213336
sorry, I'm just possessive, and needy, and clingy...

>>60213235
I didn't think she'd male collab but she might actually fall for this one.

>>60213336
I'm paranoid, schizo and under extreme oppressive mental darkness right now.

>>60213336
also no one here is saying they are afraid of totsu, they are talking about Ollie roping Shiori into a collab

>>60213402
Hmm.
>>60213235
>>60213380
All I'm saying is that totsu literally doesn't and shouldn't matter but well. I guess that's just an opinion.

>>60213357
maybe? i've only ever taken a few japanese classes and one in russian at uni, so that could be the case

>>60213418
oh I was talking about totsu with Ollie, I wouldn't want her to call-in to a homo either.. I don't think she has any reason to though

>>60213485
Unless Axel is doing another big song collab for Halloween this year and somehow got Shiori on board.
But I'd think Nerissa has a higher chance for that than anything else given her vsinger cred.
Then again his first song collab was open invite and Shiori likes to accept things that are open invite like openVC.

>>60213430
I think it's because most of the other languages conjugate verbs normally. I never understood what's the deal with English and only conjugating the verb in 3rd person singular.

I got some catching up to do, day 8 is late, day 9 will be immediately after this story is done, and then I'll work on day 10 tomorrow.
Anyway, day 8 is Mafia. Obviously I'm going to incorporate the nyakuza into this.
If you wanna read the previous days, they're up on the rentry I created specifically for this. https://rentry.org/sggoi
As per usual, enjoy. Any criticisms or things you thought could be improved are welcomed.
>Your 'business' has been going well
>You've been running the town for several years
>Small business owners dogeza before you
>Larger corporations bow their heads to you in respect
>Criminals flock to you, trying to make a name for themselves.
>You've been enjoying life's simple pleasures while your underlings worry about the harder stuff
>You're anon, mafia crime boss.
>However, recently you've been getting reports from your underlings
>"A new mafia leader is trying to settle in on my city?"
>You repeat the words your right hand man had told you
>"Y-yes boss" he says, nervously, afraid of incurring your wrath
>You look at him with somewhat of a glare but then you relax a little
>"So does this foolish lad have a name?"
>He looks at you and responds again, in the same nervous tone: "A-actually boss, it's a girl, she's been m-messing up some of our business and even tried to a-arrange a meeting with you."
>You look at him, flabbergasted by what you just heard. A woman had been messing with you?
>You sigh and think on the implications of this, before finally responding back to your right-hand man: "Alright, I'll meet her, tell her to come to our restaurant tomorrow night, she can bring a couple guards with her if she wants."
>The time flies by rather quickly, an uneventful day leads to an eventful evening.
>You're sitting by a table at the restaurant floor.
>Two guards behind you, hands behind their back, suited up with sunglasses to hide their eyes.
>Some of your men are at the top floor, enjoying what the night brings.
>You hear the sounds of tires screeching outside, followed by the sounds of a woman, cussing at what seems to have been her chauffeur.
>The door to the restaurant flies open and a young lady dressed in a suit, sunglasses on her head.
>Is this the woman that's been messing with you?
>Behind her are two large men, which appear to be her guards, however they're both wearing paper mache cat heads.
>Some of your men snicker at the sight of this, you can hear them whispering things like: "That can't be real."
>The girl glares at them and immediately brandishes her gun, shooting some of the grunts that were whispering.
>Everyone else immediately draws their firearms and points them at Shiori and her two bodyguards.
>You raise your hand, commanding them to stand down and then you face the girl.
>"My apologies, some of the men were very rude to your...guards."
>She smiles at you, and speaks in a prim, proper, ladylike tone.
>"It's alright, Anon. Salt and Pepper usually gather attention like that, but they're sweet. Well, sometimes Pepper can be a handful."
>She elbows the guard cat she refers to as 'Pepper', he grunts just a little but proceeds to stand up straight again.
>Shiori takes her seat opposite of you on the table, crossing her leg. Her two cat guards, Salt and Pepper, stand behind her, mirroring your two guards.
>A wide grin appears on her face, it's alluring enough to almost suck you in entirely.
>"I know how people in this town see you, fear, respect, admiration. Where do you think I fall under?"
>Before you move to answer, she quickly leans over and puts her finger on your lip.
>"Why don't we work together Anon? We don't have to be rivals when we can instead be friends, partners, or maybe something more."
>You've been in this business for a while
>You've met plenty of people in life
>This girl however, strikes something in you, is it uncertainty?
>You sigh deeply, then you ask her: "Alright, what exactly are your plans, tell me first and I'll decide then."
>She smiles again, then clicks her fingers.
>Salt behind her, produces a cannister and places it on the table.
>"I have what the people here want, and you have the connections and distribution methods. Of course I could just take them from you, ruin all of your business and sell it myself, but why go through the hassle?"
>You look at the can, on it is the word printed "Shiorium".
>You then look at her and see her gazing into your eyes, her golden eyes displaying an intense fire in them.
>"So Anon, shall we be partners? Shall we call it 'exclusive' even?"
>As those words escape her lips, you catch a glance of a wicked smile.

>>60213542
considering the recent streak by Mori, I think it's pretty clear their direction is shifting and they are trying to crawl back in to the box, so you won't be seeing male collab again in EN, at least not anytime soon, it's still happening in ID though.
for Rissa, I don't think she wants to lose her whale either, she has one that keeps sending textless $500 SC at the end of the stream, very ominous if you ask me

concernniggers can fucking kill themselves

>>60213605
english has some dumb rules and inconsistencies; always felt kinda bad when esl-friends asked me about weird english rules that i couldn't really explain and i could only give them a shrug

kinda the equivalent of a JP-bro i know giving me a "you just kinda feel it" when i asked him about the difference between は and が

>>60213280
i love shishi

>>60213685
Thanks again. I know it's absurd sounding, but I admire your consistent dedication to writing. I can only hope I'll regain my spark soon and be crafting the world of words with you.

>>60213485
>I don't think she has any reason to
She's the type of person who would absolutely do these things to be polite; the real question is if she'd even want to risk the sheer amount of melties that would come from that.

What happened to Ai anon?

>>60214139
Got heartbroken and fucked off from the thread when you guys were shitting on him for defending AI art.

>>60214139
ShioriAI reads him smutfics 24/7.

>>60214183
lmao deserved

>>60214139
Pretty sure AI song anon is different to AI art anon but what do I know. I'm just a writer.
>>60213963
Thank you thank you, you can probably pin my dedication to a mix of autism and dedication to Shiori.
Looking forward to your regained spark, creating stories is always fun.

>>60214248 (me)
quoted wrong person. Meant first part for >>60214183

>>60214183
aw damn

Shiori doesn't need my menhera ass supporting her. She deserves better.

>>60214407
but I like you

>>60214183
I think those are diff anons but idk they probably got bored or lost interest or somthing

>>60214418
You shouldn't.

>>60213685
Great read as usual writefag anon

>>60214407
Do 50 pushups before every post.

>>60213685
If you shit on Pepper, Pepper shits on you.
Nice work as usual, really like the old school mafia vibe from this.
But the leap to this
>"Why don't we work together Anon? We don't have to be rivals when we can instead be friends, partners, or maybe something more."
felt a bit too quick.
I’m not sure if it’s the character limits.

>>60214853
>felt a bit too quick.
Understandable, it was a mix of character limit and also a lack of inspiration with this one. I wasn't necessarily forcing a story but at the same time I was running out of ideas for it.
I mentioned at the start that some of these stories are probably going to be somewhat lacking because I have no idea what to write at all. (God help me for furry day.)
Despite all that, it's still fun and I enjoy writing it so if you feel as though something's lacking please do tell me and I'll keep it in mind for next time!

Shiver me timbers.

Day 9 is wizard, or in Shiori's case, witch.
Perfect time to incorporate Iroihs into writing so I'm doing it, have fun with it and enjoy.
Rentry for previous days is: https://rentry.org/sggoi
>Shiori stares into a mirror, her reflection stares back at her with an evil grin.
>"I'm not an evil witch."
>She repeats this to herself, over and over.
>Her reflection speaks back to her.
>"No no, you're not an evil witch, of course not, you didn't cast all those hexes, all those curses, you didn't plague the farmers or blight the water! Ehehehe. That was all me! Ah but wait...I'm also you!"
>Shiori begins to cry, her tears running down her face
>"I-I'm not an evil witch."
>Her face is shaky, she sniffles as she tries to talk to herself in the mirror
>"You're not an evil witch, you're just you, and I'm also you."
>She screams back after hearing the voice in her head: "YOU AREN'T ME!"
>Suddenly all of the voices stop, she sees herself panting in front of the mirror and proceeds to wash her face.
>The next day in the town square, Shiori is there in her shop.
>Many townspeople have come to know Shiori, the benevolent witch.
>They come to her for healing, good luck, fortune readings and other things.
>You drag yourself in to her shop, your leg is injured.
>"Anon? you're back with another injury huh?"
>You look at her and smile awkwardly, sitting on a chair
>She brings a chair, sitting across from you. She then takes your leg, resting it on her lap.
>"I've grown accustomed to your frequent visits, though I've started to feel as though you get injured so you have an excuse to come see me."
>She giggles as she says this, deep down, maybe her words are right, you like seeing her, even as she's wearing her hat and holding her staff, she still seems like a cute girl to you.
>A faint light envelops your leg, and soon after the injury is gone
>"There, all better Anon."
>You stand up and test your leg, it's true, the injury is gone.
>She smiles at you gently, but then the sounds of multiple footsteps, marching footsteps, are heard outside.
>The two of you walk outside of her shop to see multiple guards standing in front
>One particular guard steps forward, he looks like a man that only got his position by bribing others.
>"Miss Shiori Novella, the lord of the town would like to see you to discuss the allegations surrounding you and the 'plague' you brought to the neighbouring town."
>You've heard of the lord of the town before, outright scum that sleeps with whatever woman he could get his hands on.
>You step in front of Shiori in anger, claiming that the lord has the wrong person.
>The guard immediately punches you in the stomach and tosses you back towards Shiori.
>You land in her arms, but as you glance up at Shiori, what you see isn't a normal reaction
>You could almost see what looks to be an evil grin, followed by the sounds of slight giggling.
>However as soon as you blink, her face returns to that full of worry.
>"Anon?! Are you ok?!" She exclaims.
>Several of the guards then proceed to vandalize her shop, breaking the windows, tearing down her bookshelves, slicing and killing her plants
>"What the hell are you doing?!" You barely stumble to your feet and question the guards
>The guard that had punched you earlier steps up and announces: "This is a taste of the lord's fury, and there'll be more to come if Miss Novella doesn't comply."
>The guards step out of the now broken down shop and they all collectively walk off.
>You quickly turn to Shiori who's now on her knees in front of her shop.
>You place a hand on her shoulder, however as it rests on her shoulder, you begin to hear giggling
>"Ahhh...Poor Shiori, what did I tell you? It's ok, rest. I'll handle the rest."
>You're somewhat disturbed by the sounds of Shiori talking to herself, however you nudge at her again out of concern, calling her name: "Shiori?"
>She then faces you, her eyes no longer shining the beautiful gold they normally do, but now reflect a deep black, as if staring into a void.
>"Ah, Shiori cherishes you quite a bit, I wonder how she'd feel if she saw your lifeless corpse, would she call out for me more?"
>The tone of her voice holds no warmth, her words hold no kindness, instead it's almost wicked, cold, unfeeling, inherently evil.
>"Shiori what's wrong?!" You ask in utter confusion, as she has never spoke like this before.
>Her grin becomes wider, her eyes of deep black stare into your soul and her response is as cold as a frozen winter night: "Shiori is not here right now, but I'm also a part of Shiori."

>>60214955 (me)
Second part.
>Shiori then looks towards the lords residence, a far away mansion atop a hill in the distance. She then closes her eyes and starts chanting a spell
>You hear the chant, it doesn't sound graceful like when she healed you, in fact it sounds...wrong, disturbing, foul even.
>The next thing that happens is something that shocks you to your very being
>A black cloud slowly descends over the lord's residence, before slowly turning transparent.
>"Ahhh, I can't wait until their screams are heard, soon the lord, his guards, his servants, the prisoners, the women and children! All will sing the beautiful song of pure death."
>You gaze at her figure, she's still the same in terms of appearance, but her personality is completely warped and twisted, her face that had kindness, love and care.
>That face was now exhibiting something akin to euphoria over what she had just done.
>You shake her gently, though she's unresponsive to you, as if you don't exist in the moment.
>"But what is a song, if no one can hear it?"
>She then casts another spell, her chant equally as disturbing as the previous one.
>This time however, nothing happened.
>"What did you do?" You ask Shiori, no longer sure what it is you feel, fear? Is perhaps the closest emotion.
>As if to answer your question, a scream is heard, all the way in the distance.
>Sounds like that shouldn't be able to be heard from this far away
>Suddenly the next scream, and another, followed by cries for help and even someone begging for their life to be spared.
>The wicked Shiori that you've only just met, that had shattered all thoughts you had about the cute, innocent Shiori, begins to hold her face with both of her hands
>There she laughs, and giggles, her face looks as if she had just heard the greatest news of her life, or experienced the most intense feeling ever.
>Her laughter and giggles turn into outright cackling, like a mad woman. Almost enough to frighten you.
>She then stares deep into your eyes.
>"There, the deed is done. Now be a good little boy and take care of her. If I have to come out again, I will curse you next."
>As soon as her words are finished, and before you have the chance to say anything back to her, Shiori collapses on you, her chest rising and falling as if asleep.
>The screams and howls of pain coming from the lord's residence continue into the night, many of the townsfolk are scared and panicked, however some believe that he got his just desserts.
>You had left Shiori to rest in your house, on your bed, but upon your return she's sitting up hugging her knees.
>She then looks at you with tears in her eyes, as they glow golden once again.
>"A-anon...I'm...I'm not an evil witch...right?!"
>She asks you, afraid of your answer, but one that she must hear at all costs.
>However as you open your lips, she holds her hands to her ears and begins to repeat to herself, almost like a mantra.
>"I'm not an evil witch...I'm not an evil witch. I'm not..."
>You slowly approach her and gently put your arms around her as she continues her mantra. Her fear and paranoia aren't exactly comforted by you, however you can feel her lean her head against your chest.
>The last scream rings out, this time it's the lord of the town, begging for mercy, saying things like "I'll give anything! Money! Women! Power! Just spare me!"
>Then the sounds of choking, followed by a final thud.
>Shiori is unphased by any of this, she's still telling herself that she isn't evil.
>You gently begin to rub the back of her head, your fingers running through her hair, it's the only comfort you can give to her right now.

>>60214955
the demiurge has won...
hope this gets a part 2 in the future

Shiori's banters really went weird in smash bros

>>60214981
>>60215039 (mua)
I spoke too soon

>>60215263
The real reason she won't play PVP games with other holos seriously.

>>60215278
Shiori WILL snap one day
Iroihs WILL take over and slaughter everybody besides (You)
Shiori WILL regain control eventually
And (You) WILL comfort her and tell her that she isn't a bad person.

>>60215385
I will make iroihs take full control and destroy this god forsaken place

>>60214892
I think a small filler would be enough
>” Where do I fall under doesn’t matter. What matters is what i can bring for both of us.”
Still enjoyable tho

Please fuck me

>>60216342
I'd like to redirect you to prechat for fulfilling any cringe roleplay necessities.

She was just pretending to be toxic. Those naughty words? All ironic. My SEISO ANGEL is playing a character for content. Don't read too much into it.

>>60216460
I think any people who would get filtered by aggressive banter would have been filtered by the sounding tangent.

Do we know how long the vacation is? I miss henmama.

>>60216953
Do you think henmama is also going to hug a bleeding monkey?

>>60217076
>hug a bleeding monkey
Yeah, mine.

What do anons think the thing was that she wanted to upload for us immediately even though she'd probably get in trouble, but didn't because she realized it wasn't worth the risk so is waiting for approval?

>>60217219
Vlog, I'm guessing.

>>60217219
Isn't it the new cap she bought when she touched grass?

>>60217263
Huh, I thought she meant something related to content since she talked about voice diary before that.

>>60217263
>Is allowed to make an hours long live stream with video inside her house as she brings out a whole bunch of whatever shit she wants onto a table including reflective surfaces, even exposing her flesh for a moment
>Isn't allowed to upload a still photo of a single item isolated item she can double check before uploading

What if she covers lost kitten on her next karaoke?

I can't feel the camaraderie within the novelites.

>>60218152
How come?

>>60218201
I think it I figured it out now. It's because of the lack of Novelite mascot/body at the moment. Not the Novelknight one.
I haven't seen any fanart of Shiori doting on a swarm of Novelite blobs. Or a mob of Novelites cheering and chanting for Shiori. Or just memes of them in general.
Pretty common for other fanbases. Unlike for the Novelites where the unity still feels sparse for some reason.

>>60216460
She was channelling the spirits of Iroihs

Man that Smash stream was great. I love my unhinged yumefujowife.

>>60218928
I want to smash her if you know what I mean

I love my toxic gamer GF

I want her to trash talk and use offensive language towards novelites (as a joke)

I want her to trash talk and bully the novelties (sexually)

>I want to make everyone feel included
>Killyourself, donkey kang
Why is she like this?

>>60219614
Donkey kangz are not people, it's fine.

Today's stream shows that Shiori had pend up stress.

>>60220030
Anon, it's just a bit of trash talk.

Shiori fucks like an airplane.

>>60220190
A paraglider.

>>60220236
A balloon

She hates me...

>>60220976
What is it now?

Cute morning, Novelites...

>>60217375
anon, she obviously had to ask for the approval for the cookie stream beforehand

>>60221462
Good morning.

>>60221566
Not for every single item that comes in to view tho
She could have pulled the hat out on stream then and it would be fine
Now it's problematic to post a photo despite it being safer than a live stream

>>60221635
She can just remove everything not approved from the room.

>>60221635
>Not for every single item that comes in to view tho
I mean we don't really know that, but it's Shiori and we know she's a bit paranoid with perms

>>60221686
>>60221772
You think that random teddy, or each unknown individual item inside the cookie box got approval?

>>60221818
Random teddy no, it was obviously an accident, or not... but it's passed as one anyways. The cookie box yes, she probably had to check for the brands and all that

Uncute morning, I slept like shit

>>60222223
Morning. Same, woke up at least once every hour.

Look at this cute rabbit I found

>>60222426
look forward to the complete drawing drawfag novelite

>>60222426
I still think Zhao is a stingy tard.

I just noticed that because of her eyes, Shiori kinda looks like the girl from Teaching Feeling.

Is she even aware that her silly little act awakens my primal urge to breed? How can I do my steps & reps when all I can think about is throwing her tiny body on a bed, spreading her legs and watching her as she squirm and squeal?

Shiori...

>>60222956
No and you should feel weird about feeling this way. Shiori is cute only.
>DisappointedShioriFace.png

>calls Rissa a normie Stacy

Shiori LOVE!

>>60213685
>>60214955
Great as always

Hey

>>60224260
Hi

>>60223410
You mean to tell me that you watched her brawl stream, heard her groans, moans, and whimpers, basically begging you to wed and bred her, and your only thought was, "She's cute.". As a penis-haver, don't you feel the sizzling of testosterone in your body? Don't you want to complete your biological assignment?

>>60224348
I am no primate, that can only rely on base instincts. I am a responsible older brother.
Now if you ask again during the yandere imouto stream. Well, we'll see.

>>60224299

Hole in the wall?

>>60225066
YABBA DABBA DOO!

>Huwamowco
Idk, bro. Her insistence on using the 'h' sound because of her weebness contradicted by her gaijin accent is something.

She hated me yesterday and she'll hate me today.

>>60225500
Passion communication, and all that.

>>60224608
We're all animals, Freud. Me, you, Shiori. Do you think Shiori doesn't daydream about clenching her sheets and screaming into pillows? If those are animalistic instincts, then prohibiting those same instincts would be animal torture. Do you like to cut eels? Shiori's needs and desires should be put at the forefront, and those aren't doctor's appointments or having a tasty meal. It's convulsion. It's contraction.

Good morning Novelites
>>60222347
I didn't wake up quite as frequently but I did wake up 3 or 4 times to piss

>>60225834
AHHHHHHH I NEED TO HEAR SHIORI MASTURBATING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK I CANT IMAGINE THAT SWEET VOICE DOING STUFF LIKE THAT

>>60225834
Just post your dick and get a 3 day vacation already.

>>60226036
Just imagine the way she says "onee-chan!~" then imagine her various whimpering and panting sounds muffled by that teddy bear she showed in the cookie stream.
That or insert the Shiori doesn't masturbate shitpost here.

>>60226101
Why are you afraid of the truth? Our oshi LOVES cocks.

Bad morning

>>60226363
This is the trauma dump thread. Do you want to explain what leads a man to adopt a retarded schizo persona and try to troll a thread on /vt/ for weeks on end?

>>60226011
It's just wake up, read the posts, snooze again. Woken up two more times since. Will probably go down again and the next time I wake I'll just stay up.

good night novelites
hope the community prompt in a few hours will be a fun one
:< too bad i can only write after work tomorrow
toodles

>>60226492
>imagining sex with your oshi is trolling
Shigger? Why are you like this?

>>60226787
Who are you quoting?

>>60226787
I think that shigger confused our talk of intercourse with oshi as le hekkin male collabs or something.
That or cutefag puritan where cutesex is the only real answer.
Shiori doesn't masturbate btw, arms too short.

>>60226845
George Costanza.

I want to have anal sex with Shiori

>>60226872
We saw her arms, they're long enough

>>60226933
Fuck...

>>60226787
it's the cutefag. there's no reasoning with him

>>60226933
>>60226955
Incorrect. They don't reach, see picrel.

>>60226933
>>60227036
Henmama is the can't reach poster.
That's why she was bonked, she ruined his post

>>60227293
That's it. I'm telling Shiori no jacket off for a week.

>>60227330
You're on vacation bitch, relax

Shiori masturbates twice a day on a set schedule

>>60226872
How can you not recognize an obvious shitposter like this? He has been squatting for a month. I swear, you people are not old enough to post on 4channel dot org and have negative IQ on average, this thread is fucking doomed.
>>58643583
>>59087993
>>59651457
>>60225834

Recently I've been looking at Silverwolf from HSR and wondering how nice it would be for Shiori to be petite like her.
Surely this isn't me becoming a cunnyfag.

>>60227702
You win, let's all go back to posting about how our lives are worthless and Shiori hates us. Surely that's preferable.

>>60227793
Liking petite, adult women does not make you a cunnyfag

Shiori is going to groom enough autistic women to be goth girls that we'll all get cute autistic goth gfs, I can feel it

>>60227793
Silverwolf isnt cunny

>>60227916
What if she grooms you into being one yourself, huh
Since women don’t actually exist

>>60227887
Thank God.
But boy do I like how silverwolfs ass and feet look in art. Imagine Shiori's

>>60227979
Petite does not equal cunny. If you find yourself being attracted to women with childlike body proportions (round face, overly large head, short torso compared to limbs, lack of womanly curves etc) you may be becoming a cunnyfag. Nothing wrong with liking a slim, small breasted adult.

>>60227954
I'm 6'2, nobody wants to see a 6'2 troon, least of all myself

>>60227872
Preferable to the guy obsessed with his foreskin and pushing the idea that novelites should send Shiori dick pics? Yes. Get a clue.
Write and post lewd greentexts if that's what you are into. Stop shitting up the place.

>>60228171
Why are you tall. Stop that.

>>60228171
>Troon

>>60228437

>>60228130
Excellent. Silverwolf has a nice looking ass.

>>60228878
Defenceless Shiori…
*Unzips*

>>60228878
Cute. I wouldn't have sex with that.

Today is going to be a good day.
Today is going to be a good day.
Today is going to be a good day.

>>60228878
she will get a cold!

>>60228878
hope shiori reposts this.

>>60228878
would violate (lovingly)

>>60228878
Cute. I would brutally fuck that.

>>60228878
Lewd torture until she breaks and pisses herself.. Preferably taping vibrators on her erogenous parts and then forgetting about her for half a day

>>60228262
I was made to Orcmax. There is no other path for me.

>>60228878
Shiori why are you wearing that whorish outfit, you'll get a cold. And what have I told you about playing with handcuffs? Honestly

>>60228878
>You walk up to Shiori, she's shackled like this
>As the police officer assigned to her, you watch over her like this
>Your lower body standing to attention
>At first she didn't like it, but over time she came to enjoy your frequent check ups
>Soon she began to take the lead during the usual inspections
>"Take off the shackles Anon...I'll show you just how much better it can be."
>You could make out hearts in her pupils as she uttered those words.

>>60229144
Cute.

>>60229144
Is that candy in her hand?

>>60229189
That sounds like a dereliction of duty and a human rights violation. You cannot consent to your jailer.

>>60229189
>You freak the fuck out because eyes shouldn't do that
>You run out the room a piss trail following in your mad dash to the door

>>60229297
She's certainly going to suck on it.

>>60229144
I just noticed the fix me on her lower abdomen.
Jesus that condom is useless. Her eggs need to be fixed.

I have never fapped to Shiori Novella.

>>60229545
There isn't anything hotter than your girlfriend removing a condom mid-sex and begging you to breed her. That first condomless penetration feels like paradise.

>>60229762
I'll rub one out for you. No need to thank me.

AND NOW: THE "NOVELIGHTS' DICKS ARE SMALL" DANCERS!

>>60229762
I have

>>60229838
sex. now.

artists are horny today

>>60228171
you are too tall and will frighten shiori

watching her smash vid... is our oshi...sort of... you know?

>>60230157
Cute? Always.

>>60230157
Very racist towards lizards? Yes.

>>60230157
Toxic? She's playing a character.

>>60229965
Sex? With novelights?

Time to confirm my suspicions.

>>60230513
Suspicions about vagueposters being into DOODs?

>>60230513
Yes, she is a Masonic puppet.

Why do I still visit this asylum.

>>60230157
I blame Iroihs

>>60230700
You should blame your mother for not aborting you faggot

>>60230157
can't wait for her Smash with other member, I want Shiori to go all out, as in be as toxic as possible

>>60230755
We all know she's going to beat everyone up to their last stock then start accidentally falling off until Biboo wins by default.

>>60230698
To continue your observations. Ever since the day they just kept replying to the scat poster I wonder what inane shit /shig/ will discuss next in its desperate attempts to avoid talking about Shiori.

>>60230811
>"Accidentally"
It's not about winning, it's about showing dominance. Shiori wants them to know she could kill them all if she wanted to, but chooses not to hurt their feelings

>>60230920
Talking about shiori leaves me depressed...

>>60230698
Because novelites are the cutest

I don't like it when Shiori curses...

>>60230992
>Posting in the Shiori general, the thread specifically dedicated to posting about shiori
>"But talking about shiori makes me sad"
Why are you even here you spineless faggot.

>>60231192
to see people even worse than me

>>60231262
Konschizo konschizo konschizo.
Hololive English Advent The Shiori Novella Anonymous schizo desuuu

She's getting further away.

>>60231592
Unironically true.
Something made her hate me.

>>60231637
Try not to be such a raging, needy schizo faggot then

What kind of grass did she touch tho?

>>60231712
The green one

>>60231766
If touch that grass all night long

It seems like I have memory-holed the kiss from the last stream. Or was it a hug? Is this a me-problem? A sign of me taking her for granted?

>>60232043
Yes.

>>60232043
It's a sign of schizophrenia, gsh

>>60231712
Turn to page 420, dude lmao.

>>60232043
Even the hug was rushed desu, she had to go play with Mori

>>60232187
Stop time looping this shit, get a life. Shiori is the most affectionate chuuba in EN

>implying Shiori cares about (you) in particular enough to hate you
What being schizo does to a needy heart lover.

cutefag is mad today

You can just stop replying to him, y'know

What a melty.

>>60232288
Probably cause of all the shiosex

>>60232319
It replies to itself.

>>60232346
he probably piss and shit himself looking at her art tag

Affection isn't something you could just simply quantify from an objective pov.
That being said, I think it's either FWMC or Kiara who holds the crown for being the most affectionate HoloEN towards their fans.

Shiori was even more affectionate than usual last night.

That was a novelight post. You can see it glowing too.

>>60232494
I thought I saw anons saying FWMC just stick to character the entire time so there's not really much affection at all.
Can't debate Kiara, don't know enough about her other than orange woman bad according to catalog, but who the fuck listens to catalog?

Okay, but now a serious question. What does this face represent? What's the name of it?

>>60232585
killing intent

>>60232585
I don't like this image.

>>60232288
I am mad every day. Are you done with your reply to the prompt?

>>60232578
That's iroihs' yorick.

>>60232585
It's the equivalent of this

>>60232578
>Yorick
>Happy
Nah, that's Kciroy or something.

>>60232654
Yorick is happy because Shiori is about to be pregnant (by me)

>>60232682
That's literally impossible given his lore.
It's Kciroy.

>>60232549
Do you feel safe and at home in her presence? Not having to walk on eggshells just to be presentable? All of your tension and anxiety seemingly washed away as soon as she starts streaming?

>>60232739

I unpacked most of my moving boxes to find my 3H case, opened it, and realized that I put it in the case of the last Switch game I'd played which I found in 1 of the first boxes I'd opened

>>60232858
I'm going to pin this Shiori down and breed her.

What does Shiori think?

>>60232585
Stare at your soul, knowing what you did.

>>60232951
Thinking is generally a bad move.

>>60232881
Anon...

oshi(Shiori) reflects the fanbase(Me)

>>60232881
dummy

>>60232951
why would she ever do that

>>60233054
Brain problems.

I hate all of you.

>>60233316
What did I do?

>oh good god hell yeah
>come here pretty boys
>beating all of you up
>oh but they are dumb pretty boys, that's not fun

What did she mean by this?

>>60233432
Buff Ike and Chrom.

>>60233432
Brainletbros...

Dying by your side must've meant that I lived a happy life. Let's meet again on the other side.

>>60232494
Wawa I can see. FWMC don't care about the wuffians, only about the basedbean industry. They're a psyop meant to fuel natto sales in the west.

>>60234404
I only have one spot for a Natto Queen in my heart.

Life advice question How do you find a job you like or are at least ambivalent enough about to put up with for the rest of your life? I got memed into tech from my parents & overall internet discourse and I hated every second of it through college & in the work force. I've accepted that I'm enough of a brainlet I have to work hard to even be passable at it and working my ass off at something I hate isn't going to work out for me anymore. I can't really do any of the things that jump out at me as areas of interest due to my health history and I don't want to go back to school, spend a ton of $, and end up doing something else I hate.

>>60234570
I should read more Majikoi. I did Momoyo's route and stopped there because she's the best.

>>60234404
GOD DAMN IT I FORGOT ABOUT THE FILTER BUT I ALSO THOUGHT IT CHANGED THE WORD TO ONIONS AND NOT BASED FUCK

>>60234741
basedbean
onions sauce

>>60234741
haha u stupid

I don’t really like to get out and do stuff because I’m not that comfortable or confident but I want to get a girlfriend . Does anyone have any advice beside just “get out there”? Like I know I can’t find anyone if I don’t put myself out there but I keep running in circles in my head I don’t know.

>>60234843
Are you looking for a discord kitten?

>>60234843
Sounds backward, but don't have getting a girlfriend as your goal, or don't fixate on it. Focus on socialization, having fun, enjoying yourself. If you're only out there to get your dick wet, you'll come off as desperate and that's easy to pick up. Even if you are desperate, you've got to mask that shit.

>>60233432
Shiori doesn't like himbos confirmed.

I got a visit to a stomach specialist but it's 2 weeks away. I naively thought I could get one this week. So not only I have to suffer through this shit even more, but also deal with mental anguish of being scared that this is some illness that's going to stick with me for the rest of my life. I'm so tired, it hurts, I want to eat normal stuff again. I want to die.

Shiori cute.

>>60234741
I imagine this dumbass filter has plagued /ck/

>>60234691
my advice is to look around in tech more, like a lot more. though it is specifically hard right now.
tech is sold as a high skill occupation but who you're working with and why is like 3000% more important than what you're actually working on.

>>60234926
I assume they disabled it there

>>60234741
I wish there were more filters.

>>60234923
Stay strong, constant pain is a bitch though. Hopefully your appointment will be the beginning of your recovery, or that it'll subside at least a little before then.

>>60234885
Not really lmao but honestly I’d prefer someone who is comfortable with video games and that kind of stuff because I’m not into sports or drinking or any “normal” activities.
I have a full time job and I work with people so I can socialize and interact but I prefer to be at home so I feel like a loser since I’ve never had a “real” girlfriend before it’s been a couple online things.
>>60234898
You’re right I agree it’s just been something coming to the forefront of my mind a lot lately but I was content being single for a long while before recent times.

>>60235075
Yeah... but I suspect I'll go there and get a referral to have a camera shoved into my throat, and I'll have to wait 2 more weeks for that.

>about to die with global again
God fucking dammit, always during my hours.

>>60234950
I did other jobs to put myself through school & tech was uniquely miserable for me and is just a terrible fit. I tried a bunch of different roles across different companies over 4 years and I hated it the entire time. I don't have the stomach to go back to putting in 50+ hours a week to try finding a new tech job when every hour will be awful and the "reward" will be a job that makes me want to kill myself.

>>60235283
Might just be something that'll come and go. I'm someone who has accepted the rest of my life in solitude and even I must admit that those feeling are stirring within me. But, if you desire change, want it strongly, then do things that will raise your own value, and again not for others, but for yourself. That way even if you don't get the desired partner, you've improved your own life standing.

>>60234404
I don't know, wawa gives big Stacey vibes. She seems the type to be vindictive behind the scenes.

>>60234691
Tech is easy for people who aren't in charge of teams, and I assume you weren't, so chances are you hate structured work in general. If you can't stand a job where you can realistically slack off and watch Chinese cartoons or anime e-girls on company time for most of the day, then there are not many options. Really try to identify something you like doing enough to tolerate wage slavery bullshit or you will never stick with anything. If you are competent enough to have made it into tech in the first place then many places will be happy to have you. I would go for something in small business, feeling involved and all.

The super smash stream is definitely something

>>60234691
Find a stable job and become a part-time farmer and grow veggies and raise livestock like chicken. Sell that to local produce markets. Become happy.

>>60235793
imagine her Super Smash but she's drunk or high on painkiller or something

Writing...

>>60234843
Practice good hygiene and grooming habits, eat well and exercise, practice socialization, wear nice fitting clothes and being kind are all things that help. Also don't tell potential love interests about how you spend money on virtual women online.

>>60234843
Funny guys fuck.

>>60234843
You've gotten some solid advice but I'll throw one in, more about the kind of girl you get.
If you do end up finding a girl and good luck to you with it, but don't settle with someone abusive or shit and tell yourself things like "It will get better" or "There's no one else out there, I have to put up with this." because no that's not really true at all.
I've seen plenty of friends drive themselves into misery because they wholeheartedly believe if they let go of the girl that's treating them like shit, they'll never find someone again.
I know it comes off as kind of arrogant advice in the sense that "Oh, he can just say get another one easily." but it's more about wanting you to be happy rather than tell yourself you're happy but really you're worse off than if you were single.

>>60235713
Where do you find and how do you get hired for these jobs where you can fuck around? My jobs have ranged from "get into the office at 8 am, get micromanaged to hell for 9 hours, go home" to "get on at 8 am, get micromanaged to hell for 9 hours, and keep an eye on your phone because things are going to go to shit if they haven't already and you're on call 24/7 every 3rd week"

I can't believe Shiorin actually got deez'd.

>>60236370

>>60234691
I'm content with my job even if I don't love it, because it pays well and lets me pursue my hobbies. I hope you find a better job you can not only tolerate but maybe even enjoy

>>60236527
>>60236527
written