/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

あきらめないよ、自閉症の緑の黒人さん
プレー O R C M A S S A G E

here is your bread i'm going to bed early
goodnight /orc/

when stream with lando :(

>>60062257
give up nigga

>>60062257
never give up nigga

Randonneuring (also known as Audax in the UK, Australia and Brazil) is a long-distance cycling sport with its origins in audax cycling. In randonneuring, riders attempt courses of 200km or more, passing through predetermined "controls" (checkpoints) every few tens of kilometres. Riders aim to complete the course within specified time limits, and receive equal recognition regardless of their finishing order. Riders may travel in groups or alone as they wish, and are expected to be self-sufficient between controls. A randonneuring event is called a randonnée or brevet, and a rider who has completed a 200km event is called a randonneur. The international governing body for randonneuring is Audax Club Parisien (ACP), which works with other randonneuring organisations worldwide through Les Randonneurs Mondiaux (RM). Randonneuring is popular in France, and has a following in the Netherlands, Belgium, the United Kingdom, Italy, Australia, the United States, Canada, Brazil, Ireland, India, Indonesia, Korea, Japan and Malaysia. In the late nineteenth century Italy, day-long "challenge" sports became popular. Participants aimed to cover as much distance as possible and prove themselves audax ("audacious"). The first recorded audax cycling event took place on June 12, 1897, when twelve Italian cyclists attempted the challenge of cycling from Rome to Naples, a distance of 230 kilometres (140mi), during daylight hours. Similar events became popular elsewhere, and in 1904 French journalist Henri Desgrange produced Audax regulations, which belonged to his Auto newspaper. Under the Audax regulations, riders rode as a group. Successful riders were awarded a certificate called a Brevet d'Audax. A group of successful audax cyclists formed the Audax Club Parisien (ACP), which took over the organisation of Audax events on Desgrange's behalf. In 1920, there was a disagreement between Desgrange and the ACP. Desgrange withdrew ACP's permission to organise events under his Audax regulations, and ACP created its own allure libre (free-paced) version of the sport, where successful riders were awarded certificates called Brevets des Randonneurs. This style is now popularly known as "randonneuring".

>>60056603
big doubt

>>60066795
he will find you
and he will follow you
he follows basically every artist in the threads

>>60067086
cute!

Me advertising Avataro Sentai Donbrothers because it has an ojisan business man who loves his wife

>>60067256
kind of looks like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nxaZ69ElEc

>>60062995
The collabs were not fun

>>60062995
end of the month

>>60062257
諦めてよ、黒人

>>60062257
Бpocaй этy зaтeю, чepнoмaзый.

>>60067256
he looks like the glasses guy from persona 5 dancing all night

i'm really gonna do it this time /orc/

Don't die...

>>60073757
fucking do it whore

>>60073757
nooo dont do it ur too sexy!!!

>>60075510
kek

>>60073757
can I keep your stuff?

>>60073757
do a flip

Night night orcbros

>>60073772
sex

Know this, I will bring the destined end.

>>60079690
whu-?

>>60073757
can i sit on your lap and have it end me first

jerking off to randon neuring rn

>>60083916
post dick

>>60083929
im not a slut like the rest of you

>>60085001
post dick

Noticed he started doing shorts. Genuinely don't know who watch them, but it may help his channel grow, so good for him i guess

>>60084332
Chances of Randon and Lando joining?

>>60086661
lando maybe randon not a chance kek

>>60086661
doubtful

why

>>60088676
literally me

good morning /orc/!

>>60088862
Why not? Makes me jealous I don't have one.

>>60088862
same reason fujos sew plushies to drench it in cum

Say /orc/... I wonder whats the price for Randon's membership in USD, EUR, AUD and Yen.

>>60088862
im going to drill a hole in it and do you know what hehe

>>60089860
anon just how thin is your dick...

>>60089983
>implying they actually have a dick

>>60075510
I'm gonna be real, the teapot funko is ugly, but not that cursed. Though I'm glad he's getting that instead of hole man, cause he doesn't deserve to see that shit every night in his room.

im going to fill her hole and make her pregnant hehe

>>60092070
i just think the teapot is cute and a nice little memento thats more suited to his actual interests. and im curious to see if you can actually make tea in it desu

gonna order a custom made acrylic stand of Randon Neuring

https://twitter.com/Randonneuring/status/1354689237136756739
straightbros...

>>60092353
He clearly meant this is a platonic way. Straightbros just can't stop winning.

>>60092353
"Hey do you like me Randon?"
"Of course I like you"
OH MY GOD RANDON IS SUCKING PIG COCK AND IS A FLAMING FUCKING FAGGOT

>>60092353
>nonbinary pig boys
how does that work. isnt the point of being nonbinary is because you dont want to be put into a gender binary

>>60092727
He/him lesbians exist so I don't bother trying to understand anymore

>>60092727
Twitter is inconsistent on pretty much everything because 90% of people using that site who use labels like this are underaged children obsessed with aesthetics over actually having a personality.

>>60093106
i will never forgive twitter/tiktok for killing niche subcultures and turning it into nothing but "-core" "aesthetics" cant even find a goth person that actually enjoys goth media anymore instead of just wearing a uniform and calling themselves goth

>>60089529
mornin'

>>60089529
good morno

will we disco today?

>>60093519
i hope not

>>60093538
die

>>60062257
We will get it one day, I'm sure of it

>>60062995
I miss the collabs so much

>>60073772
mating press

>>60092899
i think he/him lesbians make more sense because most of the ones i've encountered seem to treat pronouns like an accessory so they're basically just studs with extra steps. idk about this nonbinary pig shit tho

>>60085001
Keep lying to yourself, you will join us soon enough

>>60092727
I'm guessing it's their gender (non-binary) and sex (boy). So they're probably cute and cuddly with a femboyish body

>>60094331
maybe it's a difference between people who refuse to be either gender vs people who like being both
or maybe they just didn't have a better word and had to pick one. catboy/catgirl is a thing but "pigperson" has a much different vibe

>>60092353
don't trying to be mean, but this probably don't show he's not straight but that he's an architect

>>60094508
>pigperson
thats just randon

>>60094586
kek

Milky is on

>>60093519
anon its not the 80s anymore. disco is dead

>>60094653
who?

>>60094586
ToT piggy Randon

Phoneposters how the fuck are you survive? I’m soakin in the bath and it takes forever to type a post (I don’t even want to mention the captcha) I guess I’m too used to keyboard, but man…

>>60095931
you know who

>>60096091
You get used to it. What's really terrible is watching streams on mobile. Can't see shit with how small the screen is.

>>60096131
no i dont

>>60096091
I use KurobaEx app. I'm a solo phoneposter, never use my computer for 4chan and I've never found phoneposting that hard. Just don't let autocorrect capitalize the first word of your sentence since it makes you look like a phoneposter

>>60092353
tha fuck is a non binary pig boy

>>60096751
its a pig vtuber. i dont understand nonbinary boy though

>>60096751
Check that persons 2nd most recent picture on their twitter and find out

>>60096698
4milks_ on twitch, she's done a lot of art in the thread and on twitter with Randon, the gray man, and morf

>>60096816
waito piggu go homu...

>>60096816
so its a woman

>>60096852
who tf is morf. dunno who she is

>>60096904
Yes

>>60096904
Ugly fat one too god damn. Pig really is a good vtuber for her

>>60097064
cmon now she just looks like the average american white woman no need to be like that

>fat ugly men itt are ok
>fat ugly women arent

milky is surprisingly a decent streamer despite her inexperience

>>60097668
thats just how it is in our society anon

>>60097668
Don't let the Jamaican randonnites see this

>>60097670
Women are very social especially all those hardcore tempura fans.

>>60097670
dare?

>>60088862
this is bit commitment holy kek

>>60097668
yes, thats how it works

>>60097891
YWNBM

>>60097971
but i dont want to be male

>>60098042
sure

>another 1hr zatsu
shit week

>>60098253
There's always next week

>>60097668
Don't let 4milks and her ilk brainwash you, fat ugly men are fucking disgusting, and being attracted to them is just a twisted fetish.

>>60099270
all people are potential friends!

>incineroar

>>60099324
Based. Don't rape the rat this time

this zatsu's pretty good, they're just a lot better when he talks instead of attaching a gimmick to it imo

>hex mainac
holy based randon, this is why I follow you

>big ham on chat
stream is saved

Has the Orc toned down the drug references, homosexuality, and weird progressive shit, or has it only gotten worse? I get that he's acting out due to having to behave for a year, but it's honestly jarring how degenerate he's been acting lately. I hope he gets out of the funk and reigns it in.

girls being just on the edge of breaking is kinda hot

based bisexual

Best poke girls right here, all other opinions are mid

>>60099835
>drug references
yes
>homosexuality
yes but he cranked up the bisexuality to compensate
>weird progressive shit
i think you just imagined this

I was really getting tired of those questions. fucking let him be him and laugh

>>60099927
ok zoomer.

>>60099835
jukk tiyeawkd

>>60099985
Don't judge!

fuckin twitter hoes

>>60100115
>pole
>likes sword and shield
pick a struggle rat brother

>>60068676
黒人なんて言うなよ、ニガーを言え

>>60099927
mid taste ratposter, mid taste

>>60100272
I don't like the game, my favorite is heart gold, but my favorite girls are still Bea and Nessa.

so...uhh...is he ever going to become vtuber again?

THE ORC MASSAGE ANON DID IT
HE FUCKING DID IT

>>60100401
he has said a dozen times that he wants to get back into a live2d as soon as possible tourist

>>60100279
パパ・フランクこのように教えた。

ORC MASSAGE STREAM?

Orc Massage bro...

>>60099835
>progressive shit
from time to time he'll do it but it's not super frequent.

>>60100401
so...uhh...are you gonna continue being retarded or are ya gonna open your eyes

>>60099835
i hope not so he can filter you more

>>60100546
NO STREAM
ONLY VIDEO

so what did i miss. I had to go out to get some food the first 40 minutes

>png twitcher on my virtual youtuber board
I AM GOING TO TELL THE MODS ABOUTHIS

>>60100642
confirmed he'll play orc massage but not on stream, and maybe make a vod about it

>>60100718
>MODS, WE NEED MORE GURA BAIT POSTS! WE ONLY HAVE 7!

>choo choo charles
why are there zoomers in the chat

>>60100978
we are taking over, and YOU CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT!

>>60101027
You require some rape correction, zoomer.

DnD confirmed though we already knew about this

i really am the last /orc/ straightbro..

>Randon raiding 4milks
KEK

MILKS

omg milk raid

RAID THE MILK
RAID THE MILK

>kissed my noggin
this nigga is so gay

>>60101199
YT watcher, link?

>>60101314
https://www.twitch.tv/4milks_?referrer=raid

>Randon lurking milks stream
shes too powerful

>>60101198
he just kissed us dude. it's over

>>60101347
I think after watching more indog streams I can tolerate the accent. Has a certain charm.

>>60101412
esl girls are cute

>>60101412
at least she can speak clearly whenever i lurk on takos twitch i feel like im trying to understand korean

>>60101590
Korean menheras spook me

how is milks alive

>>60099270
fat piggish men that dont take care of their hygiene disgust me...now strongfat men on the other hand...

>>60101872
strongfat men can have a little bit of hygiene issues as a treat

>>60101957
despite being in an /orc/ thread on /vt/ I have standards anon

>>60102060
i think you're just boring tbdesu

>>60101590
Tako schizo starting to get kinda boring

>>60102273
not every critique is a schizo post

The schizo schizos are the worst schizos

Die Magschizo

>>60103591
thuggin wit my orc

didn’t know shark guy was a faggot

>>60104095
Randon's extended universe is all gay? What could this mean

>>60104172
guys I swear I'm straight

https://puzzle.aggie.io/BJjQ8T

>>60104172
>>60104095
>extended universe
isnt he just a fan? and yeah the fag attracts fags who would have guessed

>>60104172
kek it just surprised me to see him horny over a fat man in milks chat

>>60104356
>a randonnite likes fat men
water is wet

>>60104356
Which name is shark autist?

>>60104773
green with kaiji userpic

Architect threada

>>60105407
yeah

>>60105407
yes

>>60096729
>Just don't let autocorrect capitalize the first word of your sentence since it makes you look like a phoneposter
But why? I almost always desktop post and almost always capitalize.

>>60106867
I also have habit of capitalizing first word of the post/message even though I'm on computer. It's just look good to me, more solid. So you're not alone. Most people don't do it in such non-formal chatting, on phone it's obviously just putting extra effort to remove capitalizing of first word, so words of anon have some sense

>>60106695
thanks

>>60106867
its just some insecure people that dont want to be seen as a __poster or whatever. no logical reason otherwise

>>60106867
Me too. I capitalize whether I'm on mobile or not because it looks weird to me otherwise.

...

>>60109483
Who is the homeless guy in the middle

>>60109683
some dude. maybe he's Minchi's OC

>>60110091
I like the dwarf

>not streaming every single second of every day
HE HATES US

Who is ready for the discord to open?

>>60111436
me, though im sure there will be a bunch of people here who wont join due to wanting to be anonymous kek

>>60111492
They could just join on a burner account

>>60111436
kys

>>60111492
I have no reasons to be anonymous, I'm not a coomer brain or a degenerate. My only problem would be communicating in English

>>60111492
i will watch it like a documentary safari, noting every herbivore randoji interaction with their carnivorous predatory hags

>>60112106
well just communicate in russian

>>60111436
maybe. i'll most likely just lurk like randon

>>60112741
I'm from western Europe, no.

>>60112847
you'll have to learn it soon anyway might as well start now

>>60111436
ill join and probably leave after a day like i usually do kek

>>60112947
Your chovinism is cute, but no.

welcome to vshojo

>>60113457
take your meds

VT really loves the homos. Every day I see multiple Ves... Randon posts.
He is much more popular than many other female Vtubers with 1 million + subs.

>>60114029
I doubt it. More like 4 very noisy schizos

Cool story bro, I don't even look at catalog

>>60114029
no one cares about your catalog adventures

>>60114029
Just because we know what an oshi is, unlike the people who watch hololive who ride the cock carousel until they get bored and maybe return in a couple months.

anyway

almost fucking monday already

>>60114029
tribe keep same fire pit
change bad

>>60114825
whats so bad about Mondays?

>>60114825
I got Monday and Tuesday off!

>>60115790
for what, sucking dick? slut

>>60116191
I'm not a slut ;-;

>>60109483
me when I read this thread
https://youtu.be/paUk6o012Rk?t=25

>>60115437
Ask Garfield

Hate Lando very much

Love Lando very much

lando indifference

lando difference

Lando goatise

>>60119363
Lando lemon party

>>60119460
Andon lemon fics

lando meat spin

>>60119748
is he bouncing on orcock? ToT

https://files.catbox.moe/2r2d79.jpeg

Lando hair cake

>>60119861
>>60119865
speaking of which...

>>60119865
yo?

>>60119865
i hate priest lando so much. magmites eating up their fucking bootleg ripoff magni slop that looks like it was scratched out in three minutes on the night he cancelled his contract. stinks of desperation and regret. i hope he does pick up a vtuber identity and its the polar opposite in design, but knowing his le epic femboy tendencies, he'll just end up being legally distinct magni 3.0

>>60120366
he should just make it a more weeaboo chuuni version of his regular self like what otv does

>>60120366
lando pulling a miguel cat would be kinda funny ngl

>>60120366
That was going to be his indie design before he got hired by Cover

>>60120788
>Looks like Magni 2.0, even has a mole
Sure he did.

>>60120788
if you believe that then you are truly the most retarded mite. tell me why if his ideal vtuber design was 100% just magni before magni even existed, why he would feel the need to make his ugly uniform tweet and do a 1.5 redesign? he thinks so little of the intelligence of his audience, but you prove the point.

>scorned magmites itt

>>60116218
Yet

>>60061880
how long till hes back to 2view territory where he belongs?

>>60121691
>more chances to interact with my oshi
don't threaten me with a good time...

>>60120951
If that's your argument, why is his ideal Vtuber design 100% just Magni after Magni existed if he made an ugly uniform tweet and did a 1.5 design?

>>60120883
Not really looking to join this argument but he has a mole there IRL

>>60121852
He fears losing his audience and the oil baron mites. The amount of ugly landposting was insane on the grad, 2D brain rotten fujos won't follow 3D. He turned off his facecam and hastily slapped together a precedent for still being a blonde fem fuckboy anime character. You can argue oh, GG Bridget exists, there's been priest femboys before, but Priest Lando is just Magni Saint Clappington and it weirds me out that the mites are too stupid or self-indulgent to see it. I say this as somebody who's always loved his fleshtubing antics, it makes me enraged to see him bend the knee and crawl like that, degrading his real self in the pursuit of staying the same. Why even bother leaving Cover if you're just going to drag the same shit out.

>>60122251
speaking of oil barons did arenei dissapear? i feel like she is paid by cover to support the stars and make them feel wanted

big boobs what...?

>>60122465
Giant tittys

>>60120951
Do talents have any input in their models? I know he likes Astolfo so I think he'd pick a Type-Moon artist, but in the end it turned out not very good.

>>60122251
Lando on his knees, crawling, degrading himself ToT
Nah it's easy to understand the insecurity. Some of us just welcome the safer outlet for lewding than drawing straight up Landon Lastnameredacted porn

Speaking of Lando he mentioned he would be back mid october when it comes to streaming more.

>>60122443
She follows Randon and Lando but I've never seen her in chat.

>>60122742
He openly liked, retweeted and discussed the grimace shake Lando lewds, maybe try giving him a confidence boost by going full out hyperrealistic doxxmite porn. Its not like anybody cares to police andon nsfw.

>>60123149
Not all of us have balls big enough to get flagged for cancer screening by our doctor ToT

>>60122443
>Arenai is a corpo plant used to "normalize" the sending of akasupas
I now believe this

>>60114182
>>60114214

FR FR
>wake up from sleb
>4chan /vt/
>CTRL+F
>Type "randon"

>>60123149
I saw the sussy purple facial art but was there more hardcore art than that?

>>60122862

Has orc ever interacted with the rest of landos friend crew

>>60123946
If you bookmark https://boards.4channel.org/vt/randon you can do it in two clicks

>>60124119
I think he said he did. And he has raided Doctor Hakase a lot of times.

>>60122862
yeah he's probably editing that Genshin promo vid right now

>>60124241
If it was that one with Doctor Hakase in Venti cosplay I would be worried about my returns as the Genshin sponsor.

>>60121750
>ywn groom a desperate 2view Randon
why am i even alive

>>60124119
he's hung out with them irl a lot apparently and gets along well with them touristchama

lots of tourists itt today
anyways what'd you guys eat today

>>60124703
subway

>>60124703
im eating a banana nut muffin with a cup of genmaicha brewed using the greymans teaset

>>60124703
Ravioli with bolognese sauce

>>60124749
what did you put inside of it just so i know whether i should hate you or not

>>60124703
My dinner right now is sticky rice, ground beef Japanese style curry, with a fried egg on top

>>60124984
Chicken, spinach, tomato, some other veggies, and peppercorn ranch sauce :3c

>>60125322
>no cheese
how are you a rat yet you have no cheese in your sub sounds good though

>>60125381
It did have cheese on it!

>>60125437
youre a liar :( I hate you now rat nigga

>>60125500
I'm not lying ;-;

>>60124436
maybe that's what #60121691 is grumpily waiting for

>>60124703
went to bww for lunch and just had leftovers for dinner because i forgot to start prepping stuff for the slow cooker early enough

>>60126193
i will be the one to pretend to not know shit about FTL or zomboid so he and I can get into a late night discord call where he teaches me the ropes until I begin escalating things. not that whore

>>60126437
wtf you arent me

>>60126437
whore

>>60122443
She supports Holostars as a whole, but her oshis are Roberu and Altare. Not much reason for her to keep following the Andons when she's got two very active oshis and like 20 other dudes to follow already.

>>60068066
How's it feel being wrong all the time?

>>60132723
She would show up to their streams all the time though and even join the warcraft streams.

>he will stream a shitty horror game for 2 hours tomorrow

>>60135686
Oh, I just realized I made an appointment for the regular stream time...

>>60135299
She's around regularly in all tempus livechats and sends small number sc's here and there, but I don't think she interacts with PL at all. Or as a JP star main, maybe she just alt accounts it.

>>60135299
Yeah, because they were Holostars and she makes a point of supporting every single Holostar. They're not Holostars anymore, so she prioritizes supporting the other 20 other dudes who still are instead.

>>60138717
I feel like supporting the PL would give more money to the talents instead of throwing away money to the corpo and youtube combined but whatever. Its not my money.

>>60135686
did he ever confirm tomorrow was gonna be a horror game? All I heard was that he was gonna stream.

do you think randon hates us?

>>60122645
The designs are already made but you can request tiny changes/adjustments. Magni requesting a mole wouldn't be anything outlandish.

>>60139259
I know your probably joking but if you are not joking then why would he not just disappear if he hated us?

i can edit/draw over this... but should i?

>>60141215
yes

1view Randon desperately trying to keep (You), his only viewer, satisfied. Constantly doing whatever you tell him to like dumb stream ideas, or humiliating shit for free because he is afraid of losing you…you threaten to stop watching when he does something you slightly dislike and it sends him into a spiral of seeking validation from (You) the last randonnite

just die lando why are you even alive?

>>60144087
ToT

i'm going to bed so next bake is on you guys

>>60147426
rip bakeranon

>>60147454
im starting to think you guys just want me to die

>>60147489
it wouldn't do any permanent good

>>60147489
please dont i love you too much

baker anon is dead
orb is a fool
/orc/ is doomed

SOMEONE BAKE BEFORE THAT FAGGOT TRIES AGAIN AND MAKES A FAILBAIT THREAD