/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>5985880
>New rrat
How new r u?

>>5985880
And water is wer

new rrat: op sucks massive cocks and loves cum.

new ratt: she is being overworked by yagoo behind the scenes

>>5985880
>new

>>5985880
>new
She's been the laziest cunt in EN since the thing started. Chumbuds are in denial

>>5985880
>New rrat

>>5985880
understand plis, she has a hangover
gura is alcoholic

>>5986113
>>5985880
We chumbuds are lazy like her so we understand and love her for it.

>>5985880
>new

>people actually think she's a weak, frail child who gets sick easily
Take a look at yourselves. She's a clever farmer girl who knows exactly what she's doing. She can be as lazy and ""incompetent"" as she likes and it won't matter because her fans just eat up the helpless act. This isn't an actual tiny child who can't take care of herself, who's delicate body drops at the touch of a feather.

>>5985880
You mean a cute lazy shark princess. It's okay because she's cute. Please watch your language around my daughter.

>>5986585
>he doesn't know
Anon you are an actual retard.

How is that a rrat?

Why do these garbage threads stay up but others don't? As always, remember to put a certain spice in all fields.

>>5985880
What do you call a rrat that is confirmed to be actually factual?

>>5986698
You've been fooled, simple as that. But ok

>>5986706
the people who make them bump them so they can also complain about 6-7 threads about whoever is on the roulette this week being up at the same time
>oregano

>>5986769
You can just say you don't watch Gura

>>5985880
she's honestly just breaking down because of depression and the position she's been put in
she didn't sign up for this
she just wanted to be a holoID level streamer doing her thing in hololive
there's no good solutions either

>>5986713
Eventuality

>>5986842
What real reason does she have to be depressed? She can put out any type of content she likes and it will still be the same as if she was a holoID level streamer. It's all well recieved by core fans. The only difference is the amount of people that watch her, which is literally just a virtual number.

>>5985969
Yea and I’m Yagoo

>>5985930
that's not a rrat that's just the plain truth

>>5985880
>new
Also it's not a rrat if it's 100% confirmed and true.

>he wants more gura content
>he wants gura to learn new tricks
>doesnt watch utatane nasa
explain this chumbuds LETS GO!

>>5985880
She's not. She works really hard. You guys just don't see all the effort that she puts in

>>5987402
She puts effort into practicing songs for her karaoke, and that's it. Compared to most others she does nothing. Putting in effort is someone like Kiara.

>>5985880
My friend actually knows her roomate. She's pretty lazy and spends most days doing nothing, she calls up guys on the weekend for booty calls to fuck her. She called my friend up last month to fuck her and her house is fucking mess, plates everywhere, dirty floor, fucking wrek old pizza on the table. He fucked her cause he wanted some pussy and then he left, she called him up again like 2 days to go hang out at a local mall and he made up some excuse to not go cause he didn't want her catching feelings, he doesn't wanna date a women who lives in a pig sty. No one is gonna believe me but whathaver.

>>5987531
>KFPniggers acting uppity again.

Your oshi a shit.

>>5985880
shes got a headache leave her alone

>>5987694
>My friend
stopped reading there

>>5985880
Nah, she isn't lazy. Just a hopeless alcoholic.

>>5987694
Post proof, otherwise discarded

>>5987907
Lazy people often become alcoholics.

>>5986585
She takes 40 minutes to get out of bed or she faints

>Gura gets a migraine
>/vt/ has another meltdown
You guys are embarrassing

>New rrat: Gawr Gura is a fucking lazy bitch

this is boring gossip. I can see why you rrat makers are so bitter and negative all the time because you idiots have nothing that's actually fun to do

i think that migraines and the such are fake women things they do to be lazy

>>5987057
That's not really how depression works tho.

she s dying

>>5988644
All women fake having depression. Just how they fake headaches when they don't want to show up to work.

>>5986706
Nerds are obsessed with e-celeb drama and gossip because they never got the chance to participate with it in high school. If they were actually sociable during that time in their lives, they'd be one of the people discussing rumors about how x popular girl is secretly being molested at home, or y is cheating on z.

>>5987402
She’s a lazier STREAMER than fucking mori. Mori is a fucking shit streamer but at least puts music out to compensate

At least Kiara shows up to stream and appreciates her fans.
Can't really say that about any of the other ENs.

easy 300 replies

>>5988787
>If they were actually sociable during that time in their lives
Then they wouldn't be on this site.

>>5988087
Ring fit reps, you're being lex luthor'd

>>5989126
Okay? There can still be something wrong with her body while also being able to push herself through the ringfit. She was having a hard time moving afterwards so she’s not in shape even if she’s probably skinny

>>5985880
>new
>rrat
The only new thing is you

Not as lazy as Ayame who didn't even show to her genmate's 1 million celebration.

>>5987694
This is true i was the friend

>>5987057
You would be depressed too, if you made money whoring yourself on the internet.

>>5987694
>hang out at a local mall
Gura isn’t black. White people under the age of 70 don’t hang out at malls. Provably false rrat.

>>5987531
Why are chickenfags like this?

>>5990210
They're overcompensating for her inadequacy.

>>5985880
cowchama...
this won't bring HER back...

I thought rrat meant something that’s baseless? How can this be a rrat it’s obviously true?

>>5990613
cowchama...

>>5985880
tourist-chama... your bait reps...

>>5990022
Gura is lazy, a fujo, a loser and depressed. You really think she wouldn't drop some spaghetti asking a guy out to the mall because that's what she think people are supposed to do.

>>5990891
Anon, you need better bait. Yours was at least more creative than the OP, but it still shows you don't even watch clips.

>>5985880
But everyone already knows that to be true

>>5988810
You know Gura just released a new song too right? She works just as hard as Mori, if not even harder.

>>5991408
>Mori 10+ Original Songs
>Gura 1 Original Song
How tf are you even comparing them or even saying she works harder than Mori?

>>5991694
Mori's songs suck.

>>5991860
That’s just like, your opinion man

>>5991694
Having more songs doesn't mean that Mori works harder.
Obviously Gura has a headache today because she's been working hard. She had to take a break from streaming

>>5992376
Ah, I see where you're coming from fellow chumbud. I see the errors of my ways and realize Gura is the best VTuber out there right now. My bad.

>>5991694
>Literally quantity vs quality argument
Cuckbeat, please, don't do this to yourself

>>5985880
I'm not sure I would brush it off as lazy.
I feel inclined to say it seems more like she just ain't into this job but stays cause she became the most subbed member of Holo and she won't get anything like this again.

>>5985880
She is the EN version of Ayame, except she actually streams.

>>5991694
Why are cuckbeats like this?

>>5992638
>except she's actually relevant

>be gura
>become in the most subs vtuber in the world
>give me stress
>return to alcoholism
>give me headache
>think on suicide
badend

>>5992784
Le final yab

>>5991694
>mori and suisei patting each others backs over being 2-9 on the top 10 chart
>Gura express lane visits #1 and sets up shop
The only people who should be more tilted over a mousey voiced, non-jap speaking girl planting flags on top of this mountain, should be the TWO girls in hololive SPECIFICALLY hired to sing for Hololive
Like what the fuck Sora, AZKI, do you girls such amazingly good dick that everyone stopped caring you're supposed to be the music department?

>>5992470
Now make sure to send her a red superchat the next time she streams for working so hard

>>5992877
It's because Gura is more naturally talented than them. She deserves the number 1 spot just for her amazing singing voice.

>>5991860
A lot of people would disagree with you. She's the most popular hololive singer

>>5992925
i refuse to believe that Gura can outclass 4 other hologirls whose main motivation is to be singers
CASUALLY, as in she did this because it was a pet project, vs Mori or AZKI's actual career job

>>5992877
>>5993232
this is why people hate cumbuds

>>5993412
Why in the fuck would someone who is demeaning Gura's talent be a fucking cumbud, you braindead retard

>>5993412
Indeed. Seethe hard for us.

>>5985880
A HUGE SHIT

>>5992638
>She is the EN version of Ayame
Gura is neither xenophobic nor nationalistic

>>5987694
ogey

>>5992877
Based chumchad

>>5993232
Gura's talent far exceeds that of any other singer, it's not even close.

Cringe hot take here. Gawr Gura is the Clint Stevens of Hololive.

>>5994983
>Gura's talent far exceeds that of any other singer,
Haha. ok. If you say so

>>5994836
I know this is memed to death but
>he ACTUALLY doesn't know

>>5995492
this makes too much sense

>>5985880
New rrat: Gura is smarter than she looks. Like way smarter. Like comic book super villain smart. Everything is all according to her nefarious plot. The cancelled stream, coco’s graduation, Ame’s bad hunter tutorial session, all of it, everything. Everything that has happened since her roommate turned five is all part of her plan, but no one but her knows her end game.

>>5990891
The only people who ever go to malls in America these days are the elderly for power walking sessions before 8am and niggers and spics for fighting and shoplifting in the afternoons and nights. If you were American you’d know this.

New? You just found this out now?

>>5985880
No, Gura is a lazy shark

>>5989514
can i suck gura's juices off your dick bro

gura is very entertaining when she relaxes and just lets loose. wish she'd do that more often and especially in collabs

>>5985880
But its fine because she's cute.

I literally do not care op.
have a nice day tho.

>>5985930
Facts ≠ Rrats

>>5985880
This is true. Chumbuds need to hold their vtubers accountable. It's not hard to talk into a microphone for several hours every day.

>>5986585
Gura was the only one who didn't attend coco's goodbye party. Kind of weird.

>>6000265
care enough to reply

>>6000902
You are on a different timeline anon.

>>6001300
>Pretending a recording of gura is the same as the real thing
This is some weird cope I'm detecting here.

>>5985880
Bigiftrue

>>6001827
Are you... saying Gura's interview with Coco was the only thing that was recorded?

i-is she getting piped down right now bros? say it aint so....

>>5986842
depressed with her millions of dollars which she barely did anything for, hard to feel sympathy ngl

>>6000902
she was getting drunk on her utatane nasa account that night

and since PC belongs to kaichou everything was ok.

>>6002212
>millions of dollars
Don't they get paid pretty bad compared to what they bring in?

>>6002092
Yes by Calli

>>6002212
>millions
That's rushia's numbers, I don't think Gura has made over 500k in the span of 10 month. And the girl still eat like a 30 year old single father.

>>6002092
yup by me.

>>6002510
Coco said she made 8 digits in yen I'm pretty sure Gura makes close to that

>>6002212
>just want to enjoy your millions of dollars but your wires are crossed so instead you feel like a sad sack of shit all the time
>hard to feel sympathy
Sounds like some kind of karmic hell to me.

>>6002735
Is Rushia Marine or Pekora the richest?

>>6002735
>rushia
you mean fubuki she is the same person

>>6002092
Anon... These are women in their mid 20's to 30's, anyone who says that they don't have a BF or a Husband are plain, delusional.

>no no u dont understand its ok we can sexualize this character who looks like shes straight out of middle school because UGUUU PLOT TWIST SHES ACTUALLY 300030303030303036161617 YEARS OLD IN DOG YEARS HURRR DURRRRR ITS JUST FICTION P.S. WHY WONT MY PARENTS ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE

>this is My son, Michael. He had to be institutionalized because of a simple misunderstanding with his sister Judith and therefore did not get to go to A school. He is afraid to date women in today's current climate because he will probably kill them. #HimToo

>literally a tree could be wearing good smelling men's cologne and i'd be like heyyyyyy

> i need validation so bad that when this guy said he liked my hair i almost sucked his dick right then

>cute girl: cosplays sweaty unfunny weeaboo: iS THis pehrhRHAPS ... A BoY

>>6006283
>>6006531
>>6006581
>>6006625
Just ask nicely

>brap

>i hate over the top positivity, it only comes off as fake

>>5989304
Ayame is the worst holomem and it's not even a contest

>>6006904
Ghosting on Coco when invited for AsaCoco, what a literal demon bitch.

>maybe unpopular opinion but I dislike this trend of calling any guurrlll gamer an e-girl, generalizing them and mostly using the term to put down girls for doing what they love that isn't harming anyone. You do you, senpai. Dont let ppl shame you for playing games how u like it

>>5985880
new rrat: The algorithm favors Gura because she fucked Susan Wojcicki once and she can't forget about it

>>5985880
FUCKING BITCH WAKE UP, MJ PLAYED THROUGH A FLU

>>5987694
i believe you anon

>>5985880
Gura is a shark though

>I want to start an orchestra and have every instrument be the skin flute. A choir of a thousand nuts

This One was tweeted by Jay. Probably wanted his thousand nuts shot down her throat

>>5985880
she's old and needs her naps

>>5987694
You could have at least included where you and your friend live to make this more believable.

>>5985880
unpopular rrat: gura fucking hates being the face of hololive and her big numbers depress her a lot
>Moreover, epidemiologic research found that community workers with depression were at least five times more likely to miss work than workers with no symptoms of depression
it's over chumbros

>>6009483
that is not an unpopular rrat, at all, to the point of being taken as a fact. Are you a newfriend?

>>6009483
>>6009625
Anon it the truth

a

gowr goora

>>5985880
a

>>5991694
She doesn't even make her own music

>>5985880
She streams for a living. Of course she's a lazy bitch.

>>5985880
>New

i bet she hasn't even showered this whole break. stinky shark at least wash your hoodie.

>>5987907
>Just a hopeless alcoholic.
She talked on an older stream about how she drinks unhealthy levels of coffee, only recovering alcoholics drink that much coffee to suppress the need of getting drunk, which might explain why her mood swings so fast.
>>5988135
Considering she likely lives life through the internet, yeah, it's normal her eyes and brain would give up every once in a while due to fatigue.

Hey! Be nice to my oshi. I care about her a lot.

>>5985880
How can you say she's lazy when she's literally the top holo

>>5987694
there are still malls?

>>6014752
people still respond to obvious bait?

>>6014708
she has imposter syndrome for a reason

>>5985880
It's not a rrat if it's obviously true.

>>6013267
That’s not how migraines work. For all you fuckers know it’s menstrual.

>>5987694
I don't believe you have friends anon.

>>5989126
tf does this even mean? she is lying to us and just wants to be super famous?

>>5988847
Kiara doesnt give a shit about her fans, she is the biggest numberfag and her fans are in a emotionly abusive relationship with her basically.

>>6006846
it is. this universe is too fucked