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>things you can say about your oshi, but not your girlfriend

>> No.59835617

She exists

>> No.59835635
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59835635

>>59835578
She exists

>> No.59835681

>>59835617
>>59835635
bros...

>> No.59835693

She exists, maybe

>> No.59835747

She wanted to show me a new outfit so she hung herself.

>> No.59835791

she makes my day better and I look forward to spending time with her

>> No.59836147

>>59835578
My oshi is a mix of a fiction and reality. My girlfriend is neither.

>> No.59836261

>>59835578
Atleast I didn't settle for her. She's the best woman a man could ask for.

>> No.59836441

>>59835578
"She could fit two in there if I wanted to."

>> No.59836454

>>59835578
I like it when she collab with males

>> No.59836577

>>59835578
For the right price, she'll give you full GFE.

>> No.59836583

She takes it in the ass

>> No.59836641

"Open to male collabs."

>> No.59836873

>>59835578
I don't think I get it? My oshi IS my girlfrriend...

>> No.59836920

>>59835578
I want to fuck my oshi.

>> No.59837199

>>59835578
To zoomers, here's some context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwXUlOd_MUg

>> No.59837671

>>59835578
I don't cheat on her.

>> No.59837833

>>59837199
>this shit really made boomers and GenXers laugh

>> No.59837862

>>59835578
I sub to her

>> No.59837942

>>59835578
She's a 5view.

>> No.59839158
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59839158

>things you'd say if you met your oshi in real life

>> No.59841700

>>59839158
So... Uhh... Was it really 6 guys?

>> No.59841995

>>59835578
She exists
>>59839158
Serious answer? It'd be a coin flip between dropping so much spaghetti I can't say anything, or a super typical "I really enjoy your streams and appreciate what you do, thank you". Maybe try and word it a particular way so I can send an exactly identical superchat later so she knows who it was.

>> No.59842106

>>59839158
I'd ask her to grab a drink.

>> No.59842829

>>59839158
I'm Pomu

>> No.59843338

>>59835578
I have an oshi and she loves me.

>> No.59843479

>>59837833
Yes. It's funnier than some nigger going "21?"

>> No.59843629

I'm gonna miss her when she graduates

>> No.59846654

>>59839158
is everyone on this board underaged or why is every response serious

I cant think of anything funny to be fair

>> No.59846705

>>59835578
I can share her with more people.

>> No.59847340

>>59835578
Nothing, literally nothing
I have no oshi nor girlfriend

>> No.59847407

>>59839158
OSHIT

>> No.59849164

>>59839158
Oh hi

>> No.59849236

>>59835578
she actually cares about me

>> No.59850468

>>59846654
The last time Drew Carey was the host of the show was more than 15 years ago...

>> No.59850652

>>59835578
She is better than me at Minecraft.
Also she exists.

>> No.59850783

>>59841700
*audience laugh*
>>59839158
"why are you like this?"

>> No.59851901

>>59835578
I love her

>> No.59854315

>>59835578
"She'll do anything for an akasupa."
>>59839158
"Why did you reply to HIM?"

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>times you acted like your oshi

>>59846654
>is everyone on this board underaged
plenty of underagefags on this board, also retards who can't into context, tourists...

>> No.59854557

>>59835578
It's worth giving money to her

>> No.59854817

>>59839158
That's not a setup for jokes. You don't understand how this game works.

>> No.59858058

>>59835578
retard

>> No.59858589

>>59839158
GRAPE

>> No.59863605

>>59835635
rly?

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