/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

finally a thread for non cucks

finally a thread for cucks
oh right, i'm on veetee

>>59696676
ew

We love Shiori here, right?

Konkorn!

I hate you for making me realize how much I love being cucked. That stream with Kirsche made me nut so hard at the utter humiliation. Please play Apex with him again I beg you. Nekofami love.

Gentlemen we have been gathered here today for we are all brothers in arms in these troubling times. For every Unicorn they slay 5 more will take their place! We will not let the next generation of normalfags shadow over us any longer. We will unite together and slay the modern day collab-beggar and all affirmer.
THEY THINK WE ARE EXTINCT BUT WE WILL RISE ONCE MORE.POST YOUR OSHIS AND EMBRACE YOUR LOVE FOR THEM HERE.
THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED

I love Kanata

i heard this was the thread for ugly incels let's gooo

>>59695771
Why caring about excel spreadsheets?

Unicorn Holos

is fren unicorn friendly?

>>59698621

Can all you cucks stay in here please?

Most powerful general ever

containment thread, great idea

Based

>>59696776
>>59696863
>>59697231
>>59698412
Seethe

>>59697231
most obvious /vsj/ false flagger

>>59696863
シオリがホロスターズとコラボするって言うのは本当ですか?
それともただのmemeですか?

>>59697231
based

Brother
You got all the old man's dominant genes. I got all the flawed, recessive genes. Everything was done so that you would be the greatest of his children. The only reason I exist is so they could create you.

>>59697231
>>59700654
obvious brown vsjtards

Is this the next Anya Global?

>>59700690
Bicorn and Chichevache are fabulous beasts that appear in European satirical works of the Middle Ages and Renaissance. Bicorn is a creature—part panther, part cow, with a human-like face—that devours kind-hearted and devoted husbands and (because of their abundance) is plump and well fed. Chichevache, on the other hand, devours obedient wives and (because of their scarcity) is thin and starving.
What DID they mean by this?

>>59695771
I need a list of unicorn friendly chuubas

>>59701170
Amane Kanata

>>59700726
Seethe, faggot

so since this thread exists now. May I ask how big of a deal the shiori thing is? or is it an unironic nothingburger? I don't really follow anything that happens in Hololive anymore

>>59701170
Lamy apparently started going back into Unicorn tier content again.

>>59701370
she had 4

>>59701170
there's none. I've looked. I just want to have a good time with a girl online. But there is literally not one that hasn't had a man's dick inside their body.

>>59701170
Kanata is probably the most Unicorn chuuba I've seen but she's very pure in the type of content she delivers. Don't expect any GFE from her.

>>59701482
it's either a whore doing GFE, or a unicorn friendly that's so dry and platonic that I just feel nothing. Is a vtuber girlfriend that fucking much to ask for?

>>59701170
just pick any girl that is very unicorn friendly but does stupid shit every now and then and then reply to this post with said anecdote of them doing stupid shit and say LMAO

>>59701370
someone that has a "husbando list" on debut is clearly not unicorn friendly, regardless of the current drama
>>59701546
how do you expect someone to provide GFE if they've never been anyone's girlfriend in the first place?

>>59701621
girl's have a natural instinct. They don't need to put unwashed men's penises into their bodies to learn how to do GFE. A caring affectionate lover is their natural state, being a tattood annoying whore full of man dicks is an unnatural state.

recently i realised that if my oshi has ever left the house she has made the conscious decision to expose herself to males. even online grocery shopping from home would mean a male driver could show up.
which vtuber can i trust to have properly isolated herself from males?

>>59695771
Ok, KFC. Stop harassing Shiori.

>>59700130
それはアンチのミームですが今まで正しくないのだ

>>59701726
You can interact with males coldly. I know. Girls do it to me all the time. No eye contact, no smiles, no friendliness, just the required politeness and nothing more. It's not that hard to not be a whore.

>>59701784
moonrune chin chong nip nong

>>59701698
>They don't need to put unwashed men's penises into their bodies to learn how to do GFE
This is a lie. Everyone becomes better with experience. She doesn't have to put 2000 dicks in her to learn yes but she needs to be in a relationship to know how. Otherwise this doesn't explain why fujoshis are crazy. If you never leave the house or have no human contact you lose the ability to feel empathy and as a result you're shit at giving GFE. But then again unicorns are supposed to care about purity, not GFE

>Whenever I see a hololive girl collab with a male

>>59698664
Uhmmm excuse me, is that A MALE!??1?
I'm literally SHAKING and CRYING right now, FUCK YOU now I'm gonna piss my pants!

>>59701698
Korone might be the closest thing to what you're looking for, at least in Hololive

>>59702261
my first serious girlfriend whose hymen i broke knew how to be affectionate and loving, and she'd never had someone before. Don't worry though it's been so fucking long for me I'm reverting back into a wizard anyway. But I politely disagree. Care and affection is a females natural instinct. They are caregivers, it's what they evolved for. That's while female ASMR works and male ASMR doesn't. It's why females can be vtubers, and males can't be. It's why idols are females.

>>59698621
>male collaber

>>59702397
God I wish I was her punching bag. Gloves on or off, either way i'm shootin ropes. And she's a master of the "playing video games with a girl in her bedroom for 12 hours" experience, is a hag but still hot and youthful in spirit. Chef's kiss.

>>59701482
I liked her ASMRs.

>>59702302
Nice hair, supporting the cause?

>>59701698
if she's full of girl dicks, is that okay?

>>59702444
>They are caregivers, it's what they evolved for.
Considering how many women don't want kids or outright dislike them even when they see them in public I'm starting to believe this is not so true anymore and that humans have broke free from the ties of evolution, despite being one of the most recent species on this Earth

>>59702753
yes. Girls can't have sex. They can rub clams and it feels good or whatever but it is ultimately meaningless because it isn't real baby making sex. A butch lesbo could fuck my oshi with her clit dick and I wouldn't care cos it's not a filthy male penis literally altering her dna with every ejaculation.

You guys ever hear of the madonna-whore complex?

>>59702819
Is it okay if the girl dick gets her pregnant?

>>59702773
No, there's a certain group of elites that are partial to smaller than average hats that are ensuring western culture pushes women to not have kids and not raise families, as revenge for a perceived sleight they received that didn't actually happen. They are doing this to push against instinct and natural evolution because they hate that which is objectively beautiful. Same people behind the transgender collabbeggars too. it's a funny little world we live in. Not that it's gonna stop me breeding my vtuber cunny wife and birthing an entire football team.

>>59702839
i'm talking biological girls, they can not get girls pregnant. Men that dress as girls do not have girls dicks and are not girls.

>>59702916
>Not that it's gonna stop me breeding my vtuber cunny wife and birthing an entire football team.
I don't think there's a need to do anything to stop that kek

It's not important at all if a girl is a virgin or has had boyfriends in the past. What matters is if she is or isn't single when she embraces GFE. Planned GFE is fake, shallow, artificial, hollow and will never work out.

>>59702945
nta but I'm assuming futa

>>59702984
t. cuck

>>59702993
futa with balls is just a dude. A girl with a clit dick can't cum out the clitdick or impregnate. If you enjoy futa with balls you are gay.

>>59703007
You don't seem to understand what that word means.

>>59702984
Yes it is. That's literally why the word "unicorn" is used.
If you don't care about virginity and boyfriends, you're not unicorn. It's just that simple.

>>59702916
>Same people behind the transgender collabbeggars too.
And same people behind all the CGDCT/unicorn faggotry. They've already successfully ensured you will never breed for example.

>>59703567
wait... you don't like cute girls doing cute things? You like being cucked by vtubers and made to feel like a third wheel? I feel sad for you. Cuckoldry is not the path to raising a beautiful healthy family.

>>59701170
On the EN corpo side?
Everyone in Kawaii.
Everyone in HoloEN except Mori, Bae, Kronii and Ame
Everyone in Idol except Rin and Juna

>>59703535
Ibrahim, time to face reality. Only a few 2view chuubas are actual virgins. The overwhelming majority are in their late twenties or thirties. They have experience, just like the majority of viewers in that age-group. Unicorns aren't real and so aren't virgin chuubas.

>>59703826
And? It's time to stop posting your homoerotic unicorn pictures. You're not unicorn.

>>59703629
I'm not considering virtual girls as potential partners. That is mental illness and exactly what "certain group of elites" wants. Therefore I can't be cucked, easy.

>>59703629
In human history how many vtubers have actually started a family with a fan? Maybe a couple out of thousands, and each vtuber will have hundreds, if not thousands of fans that want to start a family with them so the odds of any particular unicorn pursuing their oshi and actually starting a family is 1 in a million . Given these tiny odds pining for vtubers isn't the path to raising a beautiful healthy family either.

>>59703760
/cgdct/ is that way

UNICORNGODS RUN THIS INDUSTRY

>>59704573
Lmao even the AI knows noone kneels and bows to unikeks

I am not a unicorn but I am sick a poorfags crying about unicorns when they are the ones paying at least 80% of your oshi's donations. If you cared about your oshi you wouldn't be sabotaging their income.

Also I fucking hate people that shit on unicorns because they are usually the ones that don't even support the streams. A unicorn will never forget to like the videos, comment on them, and drive interaction on twitter, anti unicorns just like to posture behind their "movement" without actually giving a shit about helping vtubers grow

>>59703870
>>59703897
having kids is retarded, humanity is already doomed to extinction within the next 200 years
only purpose of life is to live as meaningful a life as possible while acknowledging that every human will be dead soon and still being able to find purpose in spite of that

3rd post, but what I am saying is that Id rather have to deal with menhera unicorns than with casuals that don't even help support the hobby that is watching vtubers. Where the fuck are you anti unicorns in the streams? Never there that's what, I bet you guys only know niji or holo. Sick of this moral posturing with no substance that leaks into every part of society.

>>59702666
Fags do not own God's rainbow.

>>59702444
Why did you break up.

>>59703535
idc about virginity becausd it would be hypocritical of me, but I admit that every confirmed previous partner is a red flag and makes me more and more wary about a girl
I know that previous partners don't prevent a girl from loving her audience as her boyfriend, so it's never an instant drop for me, but the higher the number the more time I force myself to wait before letting myself invest

https://youtu.be/K_oLNTFqy3k

My ex-oshi went out to town that means she had the audacity to breathe the same air as filthy man. I'm gonna spend the next 18 months anti-ing her as hard as I can!

>>59700918
>What DID they mean by this?
Misogyny

>>59705557
>rainbow
>doesn't have any kind of red or orange
Not everything with more than 3 colours is a rainbow.

>>59702444
>Don't worry though it's been so fucking long for me I'm reverting back into a wizard anyway
oh so it's fine when you do it, whore

>>59705687
>idc about virginity
Then you're not a unicorn.

>>59705557
They do like to color their hair with weird colors to demonstrate their mental problems though.

>>59706073
that definition died off years ago anon, not even the few real unicorns JP side use that shit anymore

>>59706528
But they do. They always check for past male interactions and then choose to not touch a chuuba if they find any.
The existence of pseudocorn cucks doesn't change the real meaning of unicorn.

>>59695771
lamest discord raid yet

>>59701698
Dont worry anon. Your oshi always clean my dick with her tongue before and after i fuck all her holes.

>>59706599
>but they do
anon, this larp doesn't work with people who speak Japanese and browse their shit holes as often they browse this one. You are just rambling about nonsense in order to advance your own extremely thin requirements that no vtubers meet. And furthermore you are objectively wrong.
処女厨とVコーンは別なんだ
イカれ

>>59708384
If nobody cared about past boyfriends why does anyone bother to dig them up and shitpost about them? Fucking idiot.
You just want to enforce this cuckcorn definition because you want to call yourself an unicorn when you're not one.
I've witnessed you cucks go from saying
>My oshi has to be a virgin
to
>It doesn't matter if my oshi has a boyfriend if they don't mention it on stream

can a tuber herself be a unicorn

>>59708669
>why dig them up
do you know what background checks are
>shitposting with old boyfriends
as long as there's clear indication of a break up prior to their vtuber career, I have never seen that kind of info actually fuck with any fanbase before, even among the biggest of schizos /here/. The closest would maybe be Ame, but teamates were never okay. And that's still not a good representation of that singular instance, either.
>I've witnessed you cucks go
when
give post numbers

>>59708693
https://www.youtube.com/@unicococosmo Unicorn magical girl PreCure loli thingie.

The Alpha of Abstinence. The Bane of Beggars. The Cultivator of Chastity. The Duke of Decorum. The Emperor of Etiquette. The Führer of Femininity. The Gladiator of Gachikoi. The Hero of Honesty. The Imperator of Idols. The Juggernaut of Jubilation. The King of Kamioshis. The Lord of Love. The Master of Modesty. The Naysayer of Narratives. The Overlord of Oshi. The Prince of Parasocials. The Qualifier of Queens. The Ruler of Roommates. The Sultan of Streaming. The Tycoon of Talents. The Undertaker of Unicornism. The Virtuoso of Vtubers. The Wedder of Wife. The Xenogenesis of Xeraphim. The Yardmaster of Yen. The Zenith of Zealotry.

ENTER
UNICHAD

>>59708669
>you want to call yourself an unicorn when you're not one
Why would anyone willingly call himself a unicorn? You faggots are a laughingstock of this community.

>>59708898
were*
now you're outnumbered and all out of meds

>>59708889
>Führer of Femininity
>Qualifier of Queens
>Undertaker of Unicornism
You just can't stop embarrassing yourself, do you?

>>59709003
>[Unintelligible whimpering]
Yep, I won.

>>59709003
NTA and not even a unicorn but reading this kind of post makes me want to convert just so I can fuck with you by going all in with 0 shame and refusing to do anything but escalate how cringe I am until it breaks you

>>59709085
What is so unintelligible there? I actually agree. You are the leaders (führers) of femboys, the qualifiers and fans of drag queens and the ones who buried the concept of unicornism. Not why you're so proud about it though.

>>59709179
>Mindbroken so bad he sees a uniGOD who rules over women as somehow being about men in drag

>>59709229
Those were your terms, not mine

>>59708833
>do you know what background checks are
Matching up past tweets with some male saying something similar is not a "background check" unless you're an actual unicorn concerned about a past boyfriend.
>as long as there's clear indication of a break up prior to their vtuber career
There never is.
>>59708833
>when
>>/vt/?task=search&ghost=false&search_text="my+oshi"+virgin
Non-trivial numbers of these are serious. I'm not going to decide which ones are and which ones are not.
I don't even need to link anything for the second one. You know damn well most "unicorns" here just say they ONLY care about not having males on stream. That means an off-stream boyfriend shouldn't bother them.

>>59708898
Why are you asking me? I'm not the one arguing in favor of the definition having objectively changed into one that applies to a wider group of people that seem to have some twisted pride in calling themselves that.

>>59709258
You are broken.

>>59709089
You got it wrong it's not about cringe at all. It's about using words you don't know the meaning of. The Leader of Femininity doesn't really scream unicorn chad. Can't break me while I'm laughing at people's stupidity.

>>59709334
I accept your concession.

>>59709269
>not a background check
anon, there are other reasons to want to know who your oshi dated than dropping them if she ever dated anybody. For example; did she cheat on an ex? if so, dropped, but only because she is a cheating whore, not because she is a sex haver
>there never is
well now that's literally untrue, even some holo yab scenarios have had exes be confirmed as exes, because guess what they will mention an ex being an ex sometimes, and also social media is incredible at fishing out breakups like with mukkun
>You know damn well most "unicorns" here just say they ONLY care about not having males on stream
The ones saying that are not the people making the posts in your linked search results. That much should be painstakingly obvious.

>>59709551
I think you'd like pro-wrestling

>>59709675
>For example; did she cheat on an ex? if so, dropped, but only because she is a cheating whore, not because she is a sex haver
You're completely ignoring my example of "Matching up past tweets with some male saying something similar". If that's all the proof there is of possible boyfriend then there sure as hell won't be anything about cheating.
>social media is incredible at fishing out breakups like with mukkun
No proof of any kind of breakup there.
>The ones saying that are not the people making the posts in your linked search results
Correct, they're different groups of people which disproves your claim that the definition of "unicorn" has changed.
There's those that are probably like the actual unicorns and then there's the coping cucks who think identifying as an unicorn is "cool".

>>59709675
im the the guy you argue with but
>You know damn well most "unicorns" here just say they ONLY care about not having males on stream
I dont really mind if my oshi collab with male but many others do. But I do take thing seriously if my oshi has BF off stream. Because my money shouldnt go to someone's GF. That is her BF's job to provide for her. That also means the BF is a fcking irresponsible for using the GF as ATM. They both should blowjob a shotgun.

>>59708889
Uniren i kneel....

>>59709334
>>59709900
Unikeks AND dbz fans, ok I know almost feel bad for making fun of you.

>>59709891(me)
*not the guy you argue with.
reason why i dont care if my oshi collab with male is
>someday when I marry my wife, she will interact with other males too
so better learn to get over it with a chuuba rather than later with real wife.

>>59702819
>it's not a filthy male penis literally altering her dna with every ejaculation.
There are still retards who think that this baseless rumor is true.
Oh, the humanity.

>>59713551
That is true though. Scientific research shows that if a dog or a monkey ejaculates in a woman, her kids then have a higher chance to be found on /vt/

Irys just replied to pako on twitter.
It’s over

Thoughts?

>>59696863
>We love Shiori here, right?
https://files.catbox.moe/njbkh5.mp4

>>59695771
Incels

>>59701170
Shondo, Pippa, Lumi, all of Kawaii, all of VDere, most of Idol

>>59713818
>offence level
Rumao. You know who else gets offended over trivial things and hates their own gender, right?

>>59714372
>Hates their own gender

>>59710247
its like making fun the short bus kid.

>>59714186
You lost 3dpd western whore

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph624cff8f08b76&t

>dead thread
Unicorn sisters its over....

no

no

hot take: it's alright to collab with a male if it's tasteful and it doesn't feel like you're sucking his dick on-stream or off-stream

what the hell is this thread

>>59702444
Ew you've had sex? Impure whore.

>>59701170
Shinri!

>>59701621
>being attracted to anime men isn't unicorn friendly
I don't understand this

>>59701170
kiki >>59701956

>>59713766
Hehe

>>59725146
when you're attracted to anime men (or women) you're attracted to your mental image of a man resembling that character, not to literal paper or pixels
it's not much different than being attracted to a movie star or singer

I see nothing wrong you your oshi liking anime boys. Realistically there is no one on earth that can look like any of them.

>>59726870
You never go full retard anon. This might be the most retarded thing I’ve read on this site if you’re serious

Always thought this was the norm in this type of otaku stuff?
To be fair, this board is backwards compared to the rest of the site. It's the only place where posting in a general is seen as positive and posting outside of them is used as a derogatory term. Probably because new board + new "hobby" attracts new people from the rest of the internet more easily

>>59727616
you think humans can be sexually aroused by paper then? you obviously are attracted to the thing that is being represented on the medium, not by the medium itself
I agree with you that part of what makes anime appealing is the fact that is can represent things that in reality don't exist
granted, I'm not sure what the unicorn consensus is on this, it might just be me. what puts me off is the outward display of being sexually attracted to someone else, even if that someone else is unobtainable

>>59728298
>you think humans can be sexually aroused by paper then?

Don't challenge humanity. Its a messy species but sexualizing anything and everything is literally its bread and butter.

>>59701170
Tenma Maemi

>>59728298
>you think humans can be sexually aroused by paper then?
Dunno about paper but theres floor tiles.

>>59701170
Fuwamoco. They unfollowed the Holostars the moment they got hold of their twitter account.

>>59705758
I feel sorry for Chris, having to hear Rene talking about her ex-boyfriend.

>>59708693
Kanata

>>59705758
wow she's just like me
one of my oshi's viewers commented on that clip

>>59701170

>>59704573
WE WUZ UNICORNS

>>59733103
is this actually true?

>>59734444
You can go check, they are the only ones in Advent that have unfollowed them.
There are screencaps from before their debut that were following all the homos.

>>59696863
Yes, I love it when my anime girls come pre-stretched.

>>59734444
Yes. I'm sure some anon has the before and after pic of when they unfollowed the Holostars account. Besides you can go check and see they're the only Advent member who isn't following that account.

Theres some angry femcel vtuber queens in this thread that should not be here making themselves sad.

>>59696863
I love shiori and I will respect her collab choices.

>>59703897
the odds of this are no worse than the odds of finding a normal girl IRL to raise a family with. Like I won't find someone in a million years, so I might as well try my luck with vtubers with compatible personalities and interests.

>>59705328
no, having kids is the literal reason you exist, it is why you evolved. It is the purpose of life. Failing at this is the ultimate failure and brings disgrace upon your race.

>>59705587
I got a little angy at her and raised my voice too much. Never made the same mistake again. But yeah 4 years down the drain cos i got a little shouty. But anyone living with that lazy bitch would get a little shouty, so it is what it is.

>>59734967
Hope you like no collabs

>>59706042
a key that opens many locks is a good key. A lock that can be opened by many keys is a bad lock. That's just how things are.

>>59713551
only l*ftoid cucks deny the conclusive evidence of microchimerism. Every penis that cums inside a girl permanently alters her DNA. If you have a child with a girl, that child will have traces of DNA from all of her previous partners. There are 6 children now in this world that are running around with my DNA in them.

>>59715062
my daki already makes me powerful enough. With one of these in the shape of my oshi and I'd be invincible.

>>59734962