/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My wife is cute.

I Love Yuko.
BIRTHDAY SOON

My wife
Good thing i hit refresh because i was like 2 second from posting a thread too

Death to ritual posters!

life is good

>>59617533
Is this a ritual post?

I love my bratty rock wife!

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark.. alway rember happy day!!!

To the glory of lady Poko

I want to sniff Coni’s feet

boof bros rise up

Chihuahua dog loli for Idol ES please
Preferably of delicious brown complexion

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

coni tummi...

that's it I'm a juna anti now

I love my ghost busting wife.

hello, i want to cum on fuyo's forehead. thank you.

Momo JOI when

hello, i want to cum on Poko’s forehead. thank you.

sexo!

Perfection.

Coni has a deep belly button....

>>59617651
i love you

I want to fuck Coni's belly button.

UOOOOOOOOHHHHHH CONI'S DEEP BELLY BUTTON

Thoughts?

>coni's oiled up deep belly button
I'm not ngmi

If you know you know.

happiness

i dedicate the rest of my life to yuyu. happy birthday

Riro is cute!

>>59618843
very epic

>>59618921
you could easily just fuck it

>>59618843
HOLY MOTHER OF MSGK

>>59618921
>I'm not not gonna make it
Congrats on pulling through!

>>59618843
Rape.

>>59618843
hmmmmm if I had any thoughts at all it would probably be something like SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>"The design is very human."
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD, CONI

>>59619196
In this itt thread

>coni losing weight for an "event"
>a couple "events"
its over..

>coni wanted to go on a weight loss program
>the doctor told her she's too skinny to qualify
Based doctor but also why are women always like this?

It makes me happy Coni is concerned about her appearance. This seems like something that's all but lost on Americans the last couple decades.

>>59617752
Glory to the gains

>>59619741
She is going on break this month.
has a bunch of "events"
extremely worried about her looks
its so over bros

yuko membies post :3

>>59618843
>Tanlines
Bless whoever drew this

>>59620333
Is she drunk

>>59620544
merely pretending

yuyu cute

Coni's blunt honesty is one of her best traits. It's very refreshing in the world of VTubers when so many other feel like they're hiding something.

>>59619788
They all at some point get in their head that they are fat and need to diet.
Happened to literally every woman I lived close with and none of them were fat.

>>59621179
>skinny/healthy women think they're fat
>fat women think they're skinny/healthy
many such cases

Yuko cute.

>they are allowed to create alternative accounts
So why not create one to Like and RT lewd fanarts

>>59621552
Oh yeah look how great it turned out for EiEN

>>59621552
hi newfriend

oh right, PSA for any carnies around

>>59621552
pochi did that, yuko was going to ask if she could but seems like it went nowhere

i love yuko but i can't help but get this terrifying feeling in the pit of my stomach, that things could change in an instant due to her life circumstances and she won't be as attached to us anymore and she'll just abandon us for weeks on end while moving forward with her real life

>>59621647
that's literally the only thing I look at the EIEN girls for, so doesnt seem bad to me

>>59621647
What makes you think that is what went wrong with Eien? One girl left and the other cucked her fanbase, that was all.

>>59621679
No, I will not join your Carniecord

>>59621716
mucho texto

>>59621843
don't have to join anything, it's in the idol discord

>>59621716
you sound like a traumatized chumkek

>>59621679
kys

>>59621884
DMing him means you get an invite to the Carniecord for planning

>>59621811
Yeah their R18 twitter accounts were based.

Coni is 100% the one getting married

>>59621908
Are you new? A lot of her fanbase are dejected chumbuds.

>>59622157
I can confirm, I'm her bushand after all

I thought conis last break was for her sister getting married so she had to take care of her cat while she went on the honeymoon, how is she still doing wedding stuff theres nothing left

>>59622157
Can confirm, I'm the flower girl

>>59618843
thats nice and all but what about

>>59622045
oh I wasn't aware he was inviting people in the process, guess that figures. well I'll stop posting it then, but you can still get your message in and duck out after if need be.

>>59622157
to me this is obvious, I hate when chuubas try to cover up shit like we're retarded though

>>59622072
Riifu R18 account was something I wish every vtuber had. Shame she left. Hopefully her own vtubers do it when they debut though.

>>59621679
Nobody wants to get involved with you faggots, you’ve sunk your reputation to shit

>>59622276
it wasn't the wedding, it was for an event related to the wedding (probably the shower/announcement party)

>>59622292
L O N D O N

>>59622618
getting married and then going camping with hubby for their honeymoon

>>59622537
I still appreciate the sentiment in letting us know

>>59622157
>>59622618
>>59622823
You guys are retards for thinking this basketcase could hold a relationship for longer than two months

>>59623002
anon this is the new threadshitting angle, ignore them

Okay which one of you fags shit up her maros for being affectionate when drunk?

>>59623002
on the flip side, if someone like coni was proposed to she would say yes and lock him down in a heartbeat

>>59623002
it's a phasekek raid, ignore them

>someone complained about her being too affectionate on ASMR
>probably the reason why she stopped doing ASMR
I dont even know anymore. I just hate vtubers fanbases so much. Theres always faggots that makes me wanna could choke them to death if I could.

>>59623108
Classic example of a chuuba getting oneguy'd. When will they ever learn? they won't

I cant fathom people telling her they hate her being affectionate
youre literally ruining it for everyone because youre gay?

Well Coni lasted longer playing that game than I thought

>>59623208
But the OP says they're our friends

>>59621647
I love Kiki's alt actually

>>59623416
kindly kys

>>59623243
You just have to send maros expressing how much you enjoyed something they did because there's always going to be 1 person saying the complete opposite, as long as the majority likes it they won't have this reaction

>>59623243
This is why I stick with smaller indies for the most part

>>59623276
So many chuubas are so easy to one guy, they'll get 200 million maros and comments saying they love something that they did, and one retarded tourist redditor bitching about it then completely stop doing said thing to appeal to the troll / SEA faggot.

>>59623243
Probably the same kind of person that was shitting up Riro's maros about her being too parasocial.

>>59623328
Yes, Carnies are gay and only want the affection to be between each other. We already knew this.

is Coni really this easy to groom???

>>59623483
>lewd sound tweets
>always talking about masturbating
I didn't choose to have a thing for SEA girls, I blame getting into vtubers.

>>59623756
shes literally getting married are you new to the thread

>>59621716
>>59622157
kys

>>59623694
they're seething too actually

>>59623002
basketcases are the ones that get married the most, usually with some military guy that proposed 2 months into the relationship.

coni you stupid retard you have thousands of fans, how can you let one loud retard ruin everything? this is just like how yuko let someone completely change her ASMR mic settings because they're retarded

>>59623956
Maybe they should stop their fucking roleplaying then

>>59623487
I always do, but women seems to listen more to the negative ones.
All it takes is one person trying to ruin it for everyone else.

>>59623328
>youre literally ruining it for everyone because youre gay?
More than likely it's some faggot twitter / kiwi troon trying to be stand against le "problematic" parasocialism. And of course they can't simply skip the stream so they need to have the streamer appeal to their sensibilities. No better than unicorns, same level of mental illness.

>>59624095
It's a two-way street

>>59624095
The One Guy is the most powerful force in the universe, you cannot even hope to stop Him.

Do you guys kisses your screens for boonight kisses too?

>>59623243
We control the funny.
We control the clown.

>>59624288
no i just cum all over my monitor

>>59624288
i watch streams on my phone in bed and put it up to my dick when we get kisses so it's like she's kissing it

>>59624288
No, I just rub my testicles against the monitor

So what I'm getting from these girls is that a single maro criticizing their content will make them change the direction of their channel completely unlike the positive ones who might as well do nothing

If you want to save the ASMR send a maro and tell her to ignore that idiot and do ASMR anyway

>>59624547
Except if you're Riro, she'll just make fun of you on stream.
Or if you're Yuko, I'm sure she got 100s of anti maros by now and still does lewd stuff. She just doesn't mention negative stuff.

>>59624288
cringe
>>59624438
>>59624469
>>59624495
based

damn I failed the SSSSS rank

>>59624680
bro I'm already passing out #SaveTheASMR wristbands

>>59624680
I was about to that and someone beat meto it

>>59624977
>backpedalling
so she just doesn't feel comfortable with it, and she's trying to justify it somehow

>>59624977
what..? what fucking live comments are there bitching about her ASMR? I never saw any

>>59625100
also if there's "many comments" under VODs that are negative they should be easy to see now

Coni will literally never reach her full potential until she can escape from her family. Who can save her?

>>59625180
her soon to be husband

>>59624798
damn, nice captcha

>>59625100
desu I always see "ayo wtf is this weird shit" messages during ASMR, but obviously they're all from greys and gifteds

>>59624977
time to go to the vods

>>59625340
maybe like 2-3 people, it's barely even a minority

Yuko has the same birthday as 4chan...

>>59625455
>tomorrow we get birthday hat yuko
hope someone chooses a good OP pic to line up with the hat

please let EN3 have someone who streams at 9pm PST

>>59625221
yea, me

>>59625629
sorry but you'll get two members in EU afternoons, two at EST evening/night and one PST evening and you'll enjoy it

Riro makes me very happy!
Happy birthday, 4chan!

>>59625867
But PST evening is just EST night...

>>59624977
>live comments
I dont think I ever saw complaints during the streams but then again I rarely look at what others say. Usually when I see comments like that they are from people who just happened to find the stream, or mods delete them quick.

>>59625441
I mean obviously they aren't FREQUENT, but I certainly always notice them and wonder why the fuck they even clicked on the stream. It's a step above the current thing, I guess, but like I remember there being a decent amount of people being all "stop being mean I don't like this" during her bratty ASMR in a completely serious, not-actually-the-same-shitty-joke-for-the-1000th-time manner.

The rest is just the power of the One Guy.

>>59624977
just like she said, she should do them on members only. Way too many "le parasocial bad" people in vtubing

>>59625987
Trust the plan

I dont agree with everything yuko does or does with her life but it looks like she enjoys it
I wish coni enjoyed hers and could be as free as yuko.

>>59625629
At this rate all small corpos will be exposed as black before EN3 comes out including idol somehow

>>59626348
Unfortunately it sounds like Coni's family hates her and yet she's stuck with them. That really does a number on your entire sense of self-worth and confidence. Don't be fooled though, Yuko has a ton of insecurities.

>>59624977
Coni is so dumb, even fuyo mentioned and laughed at people who are basically lost and enter her ASMR streams despite not enjoying that content only to act like retards. You ignore those

Dead hours theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DOCyaJdLbM

Coni deleted her ASMR on her PL because of her family. I think that’s part of her feeling guilty about it.

I hate 4chan birthdays, it's another reminder of time passing

>>59626655
You make them member only, solved

>>59626348
I think it's obvious that Coni uses VTubing as an escape from her shitty offline life. She just wants to make us laugh and smile and that's a trait of someone who is miserable otherwise. I really do hope she can get enough from idol to be able to move out and start rebuilding her self-worth.

>>59626657
isn't it past your bedtime grandpa

>>59626764
I want her to move in with Yuko and get groomed into a raging bisexual. And then they can both have sex with me.

>>59626657
Getting older is a part of life, anon. First 4chan birthday I was around for was the 5th, so 2008. You're here forever, motherfucker

>>59626863
>You're here forever, motherfucker
this is false i can quit anytime!

>>59626955
See you tomorrow!

>>59626764
Its hard for people like her their families guilt trip constantly and turn them into sad angry robots that can only please others but not themselves
Its a awful mindset and is pure mental abuse by family.

i wanna breastfeed every idol member and change their diapers.

>>59626955
NTA but I was literally addicted to heroin at one point and I can safely say that as long as I have access to a broadband connection, I'll be addicted to 4chan.

>>59626657
>>59626863
The longer you spend here, the more you realize you can't really go anywhere else. Especially because everywhere else is much worse for talking about anything thanks.

>>59627245
It's one of the biggest reasons I'm sticking by her as a Carnie. I can relate and I just want to be there to make her feel better about herself and her cute creative streams.

>>59626764
She should have made enough from her donothon, even after taxes and jew cut, to afford multiple years of rent basically anywhere that isn't the middle of a stupidly expensive city. So hopefully she manages to get her own place soon.

I want to suck on Poko’s little mosquito bite titties…

>>59627371
damn how do you even get into heroin

>>59627488
If timing was better and a few years ago she would be in a house already.

>>59627488
That's one part of it. The other is making that mental break and taking on the monumental task that is searching for a place and even finding an opening for one. I can imagine (especially in America) that taking a lot to push through mentally.

>>59626657
This is my first 4chan birthday actually, hopefully I'll get out of here whenever I get bored of idol or Vtubers

>>59626863
same, I started lurking /b/ right before boxxy became a thing and now I'm imagining vtuber boxxy

>>59627696
dont get your hopes up, the last stream I watched was 3 months ago and im still here

>>59627488
how much did her family guilt her into giving to them? I still remember one stream not long after she was monetized she said she blew most of the money she got going grocery shopping for her family and that they practically devoured what she bought.

Man, I'm probably the oldestfag in here. I've been posting here since 2005; before /mu/ even existed.

>parasitic trailer trash family
the ame parallels keep coming

>>59627559
Break your leg in the military, get out with limited resources, have several surgeries performed on you until the "opioid shortage" and live with excruciating pain until you give in and find a friend of a friend of a friend who can reliably supply you morphine or heroin. It takes the pain away, I'll say that. Otherwise, avoid the shit like the plague.

I think carnies can simultaneously be the most cringe and the best fanbase.
Sometimes I think I wish they'd all burn and sometimes I'm impressed with their creativity.

>>59627881
yeah you got me beat
t. 2007

>>59627908
I'm one and I agree with everything you said

>>59627488
Shes the type of girl to get guilt tripped into paying her parents and it really fucking sucks to think about.

>>59627963
my fellow eternal newfag, same

>>59627781
What the fuck are you doing here

>>59627908
Thanks coni

>>59627752
I miss old /b/ culture (yeah, it was always shit,) but it was special. Boxxy happened and there was a vacuum until the Jessi Slaughter shit happened in 2010. After that, /b/ was donezo. That was when I decided to actually *use* 4chan outside of /b/

>>59627908
What did they do that was creative i missed it.

>>59627963
2007 newfag here as well, you're not alone, bro

>>59627881
I think I first checked 4chan in 2006. Then I left and only checked again in 2009 and never really left again. Pretty sure there was nowhere near as many shitposters as we have today.

>>59627963
>>59628018
>>59628226
2007 frens

>>59628216
idk what that anon means by creative but I was happy to see that they all told her to go fuck whoever said her asmr sucks

>>59628018
>>59628226
y-yatta

>>59627781
kek same
>>59628069
NTA but ritual posting. that and i still care for the girls and like coming here as just another way to keep tabs on them aside from twitter and what not

>>59628216
they do and make things all the time, it's hard to see it unless youre one of the people to follow all of the regulars
also, some of them are genuinely quite kind. ive had a few interactions in dms or through comments and they seem quite genuine despite the few screenshots that say otherwise

>>59627602
I'm not speaking from experience, but I've always heard that moving back in with your parents, like she did when covid happened and messed up the wagie grind, fucks up a lot of people's mindsets pretty bad. Regardless, she said she was going to start looking for places after the donothon, so I assume/hope that's part of what's been keeping her busy.

>>59627781
>>59628338
I get staying here for the gossip and stuff, but not watching any stream? From anyone?

>>59628216

>>59628431
why is that hot to me? I need a break I think

>>59628143
I'd mark 2011 as the last year the internet was fun in general

>>59628292
>Pretty sure there was nowhere near as many shitposters as we have today.
100% due to smartphones. Literal shitposters.

Why did she do it bros?

>>59628350
what a nice post, I try to be friendly to my idolbros and this makes me feel good

>>59628592
To filter out the zoomers who can hear that frequency
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mosquito

>>59628292
I sometimes makes the mistake of trying to browse videogame threads on /v/, and while the old dohoho what a blunder, videogames on /v/ what a fool you are thing was always a thing, holy SHIT is it bad now

>>59628498
I'd put it at a latter-half of 2011 to early 2012. This was before hundreds of millions of normies had access to the internet. It wasn't peak internet, since web 1.0 was well dead and gone by this point but it was definitely the last high water mark

so many boomers here wtf..

>>59626124
>I remember there being a decent amount of people being all "stop being mean I don't like this" during her bratty ASMR
sounds like SEA or literal children

>>59628848
bratty little zoomzoom...

Why are there so many old men in this thread

vtuber companies need to provide housing for talents in unsafe conditions

>>59628848
We need many ojii-sans around to correct all these brats

>>59628848
Welcome to the club, kid. Most of the internet culture you're used to originated her and was proliferated by oldfags, so quit your bitching or fuck off to reddit or some other shitty website

>>59628902
yeah where are the young women
slutfemanon I miss your tits so much please

>>59628947
and that housing? well, my friends, it will be, naturally, my home

>>59628902
Gee, I haven't the faintest idea!

>>59629003
go to /vg/, you would be suprised

>>59628947
they should just cram all of the girls into one big house

>>59627752
didn't poko reference boxxy like last week?

>>59629116
That house? Why, my penis, of course!

>>59628683
w-wait i cant hear it what the fuck
I can still hear CRT ringing but not this

>>59629122
thats actually hot to me if true

>>59628848
Wanna sit on ojisans lap?

>>59628338
>i still care for the girls
but not enough to watch their streams? I don't get this logic

>>59628947
>Idol provides housing in Israel to get Coni away from her toxic family
>her housing gets hit by a Palestinian terrorist rocket

>>59629116
might work if the rooms have separate bathrooms
people can be nasty about that.

>>59629150
anon's cavernous urethra...

>>59629222
>rocket
Please, they can only afford barrel bombs

>>59629246
I've been training by sounding

>>59629222
no riro the house should be in burgerland and you should be in it as well.

>>59629294
coni CBT ASMR when

>>59628947
That reminds me Roca mentioned yesterday about a Idol Corp "house". I like the idea, they would be closer friends and able to collab anytime, but realistically speaking they are probably too menhera to be too far from their parents.

>>59628848
this board (site) is either old men who've failed life and are one welfare check away roping themselves or SEA children

I dont think these girls are mentally stable enough, nor responsible enough to all be shoved into one house

>>59629353
I've been asking in maros when she'll do a smalldom ASMR but after the end of tonight's stream, I won't press it further

>>59629374
college students can handle it

>>59618843
>>59622453
sex with small child

Idol Corp House would be a horrible idea because they'd all be in the same timezone and we'd have more overlap

>>59629420
no they cant kek

Fandits and carnies who’ve sent their pushup vocaroos I got a question, did you only send the link by itself with no text in your maro or did you type something basic along the lines of “You asked for this so here it is” to go along with the link?

>>59629400
yeah...on the upside she might get a little more creative/out there if they're always members streams

I volunteer to be the communal living dildo of the Idol Corp House

>>59629551
That's my line of thinking as well. It's no loss for me since I'm a day-one member and it filters out the greyshitters anyway.

>>59629490
I can feel the autism force field radiating from this post

>>59629374
look the ones that need to stay there could
they would not be held there

>>59625516
I planned to use this one lol
if anyone has a better one let me know

>>59629374
they can live with me and we can all share the same bed together every night, I'll take good of them

>>59629607
kek

You can always tell where a person is from by the way they talk about women.

>>59629490
if you send only a link with no other text it will get filtered

>>59629585
With how many anons are sending audio of them doing pushups, I doubt you have the capacity to stay quiet. Following any noise you make would create a unicorn apocalypse and eventually end idol forever. No, I think I'd like them to keep streaming.

>>59629607
Okay 1, fuck you. 2, yeah..

cramming everyone into an Idol House would rip apart endless unity

anyways I love Yuko very very much, glad the thread is moving kind of quick tonight because id love to get a birthday hat Yuko for her birthday

>>59628717
2013 was a pretty terrible year for my home board /m/...

>>59628717
>smartphones begin reaching mass proliferation so every retard too stupid to use a file system has the internet with them at all times
>the outrage grifter class that would later explode in 2013 begins to form
>websites start making horrid mobile-friendly layouts that slowly become the norm
>every government and multinational conglomerate start paying real attention to the internet and the astroturfing begins
>google swells with the power of ENdless™ advertising

Imagine the smell

https://youtu.be/iNLnipNJMS0?t=2957
This moment was cute!!
I'm just catching up on missed VODs

>Form Idol House
>Someone walks into Yuko's room and dies from exposure to mold spores
>Someone plays a prank and puts regular milk in the fridge causing half the talents to have uncontrollable gas and shits
>Rin dies from starvation after Poko eats her rice and cream cheese rations
>Katta actually stabs someone else and gets exiled

>>59629746
nice summary ryonafield

>>59629685
NTA but no it won't, I've done this before and it goes through

>>59629799
momo go to bed it was only a idea to save some from family torment

>>59629746
>ryonafield
hot

>>59618843
i need tanned fuyo cunny correction

>>59629746
This is a great summary. Painful but great.

>>59629682
ok, here's a test.
WOMEN

>>59629789
I loved how they had to play the video 3 times to be satisfied

>>59629490
>pushup vocaroos
I was about to ask but I guess it will make sense after I watch the collab I missed.
Regardless, if they want exercise vocaroos, I can provide that easily. Maybe with extra grunt if they like it.

I didn't realize so many of you make noise when you work out. Do you also make noise when you cum?

>>59629369
>>59629374
That sounds good in theory, but I've seen so many female friendships deteriorate into mutual hatred from friends moving in with each other. Unless all parties are very chill or there's good communication established early on, little slights here and there build up and the passive aggressive nature of most women turn them into full on grudges until they're scamming each other out of rent payments and vandalizing shit.

>>59629746
Fuck...

>>59630049
You're absolutely correct. Even Coni has been pretty open about getting annoyed with people real quick. It would never work.

>>59630044
only when i really enjoy it

>>59630044
I scream like Goku when I lift cause it's fun but I'm quiet when it's time to choke the chicken.

>>59630044
Only with an onahole

>>59630117
There's gotta be something idol can do because anyone with one half of a braincell can see her family is abusive

>>59630313
That may be the case but I don't know how I feel about an employer getting that involved with a talent's personal life. I think it's better that she deals with it herself because it'll make her a stronger and more confident person in the long run.

>>59630371
i literally had workplace training about how to help someone who you think is being abused at home

>>59630313
that's what the therapy is for (even if it's probably just betterhelp lmao)

I missed the Party Animals collab earlier, which perspective should I watch? I'm watching Poko's right now and it's very funny

>>59628902
Oji-sans are drawn to correctable cunny.

>>59630626
therapists have a 30% self k/o rate
I would never trust people who can't even help themselves

>>59629420
They absofuckingluetly cannot. The bullshit my college roommates pulled made me regularly fantasize about getting hit by a bus.

>>59630855
same, that's why I never go to the dentist

>>59629972
it was coni who wanted it

>>59630049
Sometimes it works sometimes it doesnt. Many people live with roommates tho, even Poko herself.
Sadly its just a dream anyway, they would never all move to the same country. Unless only the USA girls do it.

>>59630708
I think Katta's was the best, but she ended stream early so switch to Poko's after that

>>59630044
Working out, yes. When I am running or lifting I obviously heavy breath and grunt a bit.
When cooming it rarely happens for me. Even then its mostly heavy breathing and not actual loud moaning or whatever.

>>59630708
Katta had the best honestly, probably the most balanced sound and the best view on most of the action

>>59630044
I've mastered the ability to fap silently to the point where I get dizzy due to not breathing sometimes

>>59631420
the youtube video thing was poko’s idea, and she clearly wanted it too the way she spoke about it

>>59631993
That doesn't sound like you mastered anything but a new way to say you like breath play.

Well... what do you guys wanna talk about?

>>59632680
if we spoke about whats on my mind right now this thread would spiral into shit for a solid 2-3 days straight

>>59632726
edgy

>>59632726
ill just call you a faggot instead. nigger

>>59632783
This is Yuko

God damn I love Yuko, so excited for her birthday today

>>59632680
saving coni from her family
>>59632726
go to sleep coni

I want to kindnap Yuko while shes showering fully clothed

i want to pamper riro and attend to riro's cunny

>>59633480
i wanna pamper Riro (literally)

I will marry Yuko and live a very happy happy happy life with her

New Riro memberpost gogogo!

do you think conis break will have a massive impact on her numbers?

dead hours
I like this dudes Youtube shorts because they are so fucking stupid and pointless and it makes me laugh how happy and serious he is every video
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YS9-U8q8RA0
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VTV7G3iZkrU

I fucking love Yuko Yurei. Happy birthday. Such a sweetheart, I hope she has an amazing day.

>>59634157
No

I love Yuko with ever fiber my being. Till the end of time I will be yours.

Coni has such an intoxicating voice. I'll never get tired of hearing it. I hope she continues streaming for years to come.

>>59630044
Only when I lived alone. guys who make noise when they cum are fucking deranged. With a partner or when ur alone I can understand but anything else is deranged behavior.

>>59634502
Let me guess. You have something very special to give her on her birthday stream and you’re giddy like a school girl from the anticipation of being praised by her?

>>59634538
I'm completely silent but all of my ex-girlfriends loved it when I made noise. I get it because I love when girls do it but it was just strange for me to get used to doing.

>>59443520
Catching up on threads and noticed this was left up. Based jannies

>>59634576
NTA but yes

Thinking about Coni gives me that feeling which is both nice and sad...

>>59634576
Yes

>>59634728
The best chocolate is that which has a perfect balance of sweet and bitter. She's very lovely.

>>59634934
the best chocolate is made of poop (yuko's)

>>59634996
Okay, Poo Bro

honestly i might just use my ritual post for the next OP
this would look pretty good with a birthday hat on it

Trying to cram shopping and meal prep and making Yuko's present all into one day may have been a mistake. Or maybe I just shouldn't have chosen a meal with 5 different components to make. At least I'm free to be with Yuko all day tomorrow.

I miss Suni...

>>59634576
I don't have anything to give her. Can't think of anything. Not even a simple shitty paint drawing. I feel empty. I hope she enjoys the gifts of people who are better at this than me.

>>59635262
But your aim is getting better!

>>59635310
Maybe next time...

>>59629623
>>59635171
What one do you guys think would be better for the OP?
or another if you got one

>>59635171
How about something close to it instead? Dunno if it will work perfectly but it's extra cute.

>>59635336
it might be a LITTLE too far off for the hat to sit nice but honestly i have no clue

>>59635333
I think the first one would look best. Also cute because she's leaning into it.

>>59635382
agreed, ill probably crop the top off a bit too just to make sure the hat is on there

>>59635409
Or just test it on /s4s/.

Cleaning the green gunk off my glasses and thinking of Yuko. Still no idea what this stuff is, where it comes from, or why it's green.

>>59635934
Are your glasses made out of copper?

>>59635934
Metal oxidation from your skin oils and shit.

>>59635262
I also miss my wife and wish she streamed more often. I unironically feel that Coni doesnt use Suni anymore cuz she hates people liking Suni more than Coni.

>>59635934
it's just your nose cheese, i get it too

>>59635997
or it just makes her cringe
ever thought about that?

>>59635934
its oil, dead skin, and dust

>>59635997
Suni is like Rorschach. You're supposed to hate her, but the audience is full of idiots that find her cool. It would piss anyone off and lower your faith in humanity that they missed the point.

>>59635997
The tweet the original image came from actually shows what happened to her. People were mean to Coni so she killed her.
https://x.com/coni_confetti/status/1695649069568274615

>>59635934
Hi there fellow green eye gunk bro. I just gave up on cleaning and got glasses with full black rims.

>>59635934
Sounds like you need a helpful maid.

Sex with Clown wife
Turning the Clown into a Mommy Clown
Having children with Clown wife
Being happy with Clown wife and kids

Clown wife Loves this
https://files.catbox.moe/67z839.jpg
happy clown noise

>>59635421
Needs some cropping. >>>/s4s/11082719

>>59635171
>>59635336
>>59636204
Finally found the hat template.

>>59636204
yea i already cropped it

>>59636385
How does this work, won't it just have two hats on it?

>>59636444
it's just for testing you baka...

>>59636444
It's just a guide on where to crop. For image editors with multiple layers.

>>59617343
Little bitch nowheata

HAPPY SUGAR BREAD WITH ICING DAY TO YUKO!!!!
>>59636526
>>59636526
>>59636526

>>59636534
English anon

>>59636606
he's calling coni a little bitch I think

>>59636666
I hope you like the clown and bring him down satan.