/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>59378088
nice bake

>>59378383
im just happy i linked it in the old thread correctly

https://puzzle.aggie.io/KtILe_
did we do the meido orc as a puzzle yet

>>59378502
>solid colors
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I WON'T GIVE UP YOU AUTISTIC GREEN SNOT EATER
PLAY ORC MASSAGE

>>59378893
last time people were complaining about the gradients in the background, i can never win

>>59379184
actual stuff > gradients > solid color
unless you're a complete autist like me, I actually love gradients

>>59379241
i just dont like re-using the same pictures for puzzles :(
i also love gradients kek

>>59367813
breead

left ando on telly

>>59378088
thank you for baking for me i was making food

>>59379711
first time ive been around when it died and nobody else was baking so happy to help

>>59379711
It's bakeranon!

>>59378502
Solid colors fuels my puzzle autism but I'm too busy at work rn...

>>59379892
>No baker image on comment last thread
"How do I know you're the real baker"
>No baker image on comment this thread
"Omg it's the baker!"

BIG DAYS ARE AHEAD OF US PEOPLE
WE ARE NO LONGER SIMPLY ORBING OUT HERE

if he has a freaky humanoid face and we're stuck with it for months how will you guys feel

>>59380491
ill be real i mostly listen to him while tabbed out so it wont really affect me. might get some funny art tho if that were the case

>>59380491
doubtful it'll happen but this really only affects the yumes. I'm solely here for the personality. bro could stay an orb for forever and I wouldn't care

>>59380564
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXiiulGxrT4

what are you doing, /orc/? im currently drawing the roughs of a pngtuber design

>>59381867
30 chapters away to finally catching up with one piece after starting it about a year ago

>>59381867
I'm honestly quite bored, all my friends are either offline or doing something and I can't find anything to preoccupy myself with.

Randonneuring (also known as Audax in the UK, Australia and Brazil) is a long-distance cycling sport with its origins in audax cycling. In randonneuring, riders attempt courses of 200km or more, passing through predetermined "controls" (checkpoints) every few tens of kilometres. Riders aim to complete the course within specified time limits, and receive equal recognition regardless of their finishing order. Riders may travel in groups or alone as they wish, and are expected to be self-sufficient between controls. A randonneuring event is called a randonnée or brevet, and a rider who has completed a 200km event is called a randonneur.[1][2] The international governing body for randonneuring is Audax Club Parisien (ACP), which works with other randonneuring organisations worldwide through Les Randonneurs Mondiaux (RM). Randonneuring is popular in France, and has a following in the Netherlands, Belgium, the United Kingdom, Italy, Australia, the United States, Canada, Brazil, Ireland, India, Indonesia, Korea, Japan and Malaysia. In the late nineteenth century Italy, day-long "challenge" sports became popular. Participants aimed to cover as much distance as possible and prove themselves audax ("audacious").[3] The first recorded audax cycling event took place on June 12, 1897, when twelve Italian cyclists attempted the challenge of cycling from Rome to Naples, a distance of 230 kilometres (140mi), during daylight hours.[4] Similar events became popular elsewhere, and in 1904 French journalist Henri Desgrange produced Audax regulations, which belonged to his Auto newspaper. Under the Audax regulations, riders rode as a group. Successful riders were awarded a certificate called a Brevet d'Audax. A group of successful audax cyclists formed the Audax Club Parisien (ACP), which took over the organisation of Audax events on Desgrange's behalf. In 1920, there was a disagreement between Desgrange and the ACP. Desgrange withdrew ACP's permission to organise events under his Audax regulations, and ACP created its own allure libre (free-paced) version of the sport, where successful riders were awarded certificates called Brevets des Randonneurs. This style is now popularly known as "randonneuring".

>>59381867
about to make din din

>>59381944
I should do the same, I feel so out of the loop when my friends discuss it

>>59381944
holy fugg nice work i kneel
>>59382002
art reps. now. draw randon right fucking now.
>>59382019
whatever youre making, cook more and eat more. ahaha. im not randon btw ahaha

>>59381867
Puzzling while waiting for my headache to fade

>>59382360
you could realistically catch up in 3-4 months if you read a volume per day (10 chapters). I was just busy with lots of irl shit so it took me longer. I'd recommend it to any anime fan that's curious though. I fucking hate shounen and even I got pretty into it.

>>59382406
Hi randon, your new model better have a spear. Also keep going communist in Disco Elysium, it's really funny

>>59382406
FINE, thank you for forcing me to be better

>>59381867
going mimis in a bit
t. eubro

>>59381867
about to make a second cookies and cream flavored coffee

>>59382883
Gn eurobro, keep that healthy sleep schedule

>>59381867
jumping around my room like a retard and doin curls

>>59382975
why cant women drink coffee flavored coffee

>>59383172
m a guy
it just caught my eye and bought it
must say its pretty good

>>59383266
youre a woman

>>59383266
Try choco flavoured coffee, it's really good too

>>59382406
i didnt even see this and i had seconds how did you do this to me
also cowboy randon jumpscare

>>59384412
yeeeeee fucking haww

>>59383305
yeah he's my malewife

<< EMERGENCY BROADCAST >>
https://voca.ro/18YIRXj0LQFO

>>59381867
studying for exams while trying to get a certain randoji to turn his life around so he'd be worthy of dating 4milks

>>59385259
I love you news anchor anon *chu*

>>59385259
kek

please work

>>59382406
Imagine if he drew Current orb Randon being pierced by his boar-hunting spear like the spear-centered not!Evas...

>>59385259
SOVL...

>>59385259
kek
thanks newsanon

fuck it, im randon neuring

>>59386273
good luck tomorrow m'gamer

>>59386273
chu

Do you think the real Randon was ever in this general?

>>59386807
nah
I do believe Lando came here though

>>59386807
I wouldn't be surprised if he peeked in but i also wouldnt be surprised if he avoided this place cuz of anxiety kek

>>59386807
nah
lando probably has though

>>59386807
randon has at the very least someone sending him stuff here
based on some comments and tweets that i refuse to elaborate on

>>59385259
fucking Evrart. twas humorous

>>59383172
I'm a man but my taste buds are wired to not be able to stand bitter tastes at all. I always put too much sugar and often flavored creamer into my coffee. Sometimes I'll put some chocolate powder in it too

>>59387480
who?

>>59385259
I really appreciate you, early 20th century radio news announcer-anon

>>59387755
the funny scumbag Union boss in Disco Elysium

>>59389351
would have loved to have seen him react to evart calling you a retard if harry calls himself an ultraliberal in front of him

>>59389583
i should really play this again..

>>59389957
it's a good game to replay, all the political routes are pretty fun.

how can i speed up the flow of time so that he streams sooner

>>59390405
5 doses of morphine straight to the eyeball

>>59389351
ah right, now that I say that in my head it makes sense. I gotcha.

>>59390405
go to bed or something nigga

>>59392890
its 8pm this isn't possible as im not 90 years old

>>59376460
I miss...

>>59393147
who this!!!

>>59393147
pien

also, sure whatever floats the boat

>Susceptible to Hold Person
>Thus susceptible to the spells Charm Person, Dominater Person and Mass Dominate

What other spells will you cast on him /orc/?

>>59395937
>dominating randon
ToT

>>59395937
where are the nerdy randojis I know nothing about DnD....

>>59387228
I'm pretty sure Akashi's here.
AKASHI I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ LET ME REENACT THAT PORN YOU COMMISSIONED, I HAVE A POT BELLY AND BEAR ARMS LIKE THE IMAGE!

>>59395937
it might be a long shot but this actually makes me think its more than just ears bros im coping i want orc body

>>59393022
ok well it's almost 10 now so its bedtime brother.

>>59397016
"shedding orb form into something more humanoid" implies more than just ears imo

>>59397900
what if it's just a head...

>>59395937
Tasha's hideous laughter, it would be fun

>>59398096
now that would be fucking hilarious. just a talking head for like 2 months would be great

randonnites so cute

>>59398641
is that that stick fighting game?

>>59398825
nta but yes i was already watching

>>59398825
yes

>>59395937
Globe of Invulnerability

>>59398641
Link?

>>59395937
True Polymorph him into cube of Lead

>>59382006
>Audax
>UK wants to be special....

i am excited for the metamorphosis, he's absolutely doing a special stream with some good bits. What do you predict hell do /orc/?

>>59403122
3 hour stream of him going HRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNGGGGG until two ears pop out and he ends the stream

>>59403122
i predict that he will stream at around 10am and for 2 hours

>>59403122
He's gonna hatch into his New Orc form like the Egg of the World from Berserk.

the bit will be Morf being on screen and graphically laying an egg which hatches into the new orc model !!!

>>59403886
morf isn't owned by Cover, so he should be able to use it if he ever wanted to right? it would be fucking hilarious if cover owned a sexy cockroach man as an IP

JWU.
Lando got his Genshin partnership? Good for him.

>>59398641
a-are you guys hunting down every randonnite that becomes a pngtuber

>>59404817
His team just won the sponsored Genshin competition they were in, too!

>>59405142
Yeah.
Living the dream.

>>59405142
i haven't seen it. How does one 'compete' in Genshin

>>59405243
Their team competed against other teams to complete specific goals like racing to landmarks, beating bosses, and collecting materials

>>59403122
He'll play that JP watermelon game and will only reveal his new form if he reaches the watermelon part.

Lando ended the stream saying he doesn't know when his next stream will be (soon) but it might be Stardew or TF2 with Randon (not sure, hasn't spoken to Randon yet)

>>59404110
sadly Cover owns anything created by the talents during their contract - hence Lando had to drop a bunch of songs he had in the works when he was a corpo. would have been nice to have Morf tho :(

>>59406570
>the DnD OCs
well shit

>>59406570
i will never go corpo jesus christ

>>59406570
i think that's generally how those sorts of things work
though he still kept the glub glub tune (changed the lyrics but he's changed lyrics/tunes on songs he was experimenting on before anyway)

>>59397900
>Turns out by "more humanoid" he means something like this

>>59407148
Kirby is one of his favorite characters so I can see it kek

>>59407148
this but the shoes off version

>>59407602
dont

>>59407148
>>59407602
chu~!

jwu
Did he nuke his Twitch channel? I saw someone mention it on Twitter

>>59408681
its still there, its the VODS that are gone but I think thats mostly on twitch that deletes vods if you aren't an affiliate. not sure on the rules.

>>59407148
POYO!

>>59408454
kek

>>59408681
>>59368368

speaking of VODs
RIP Lando's VOD (dunno why. it was available at first and then disappeared midstream)
I hope the Lando archiver caught it

Die Lando.

Das Lando.

Der Lando.

Dor Lando.

Dur Lando.

Dir Lando

Лэндo.

>>59410141
How will I live without Landos
entertainment

>>59413481
by committing suicide for watching his boring ass streams

is there a high quality png of Randon's orc face?

>>59413481

>>59415387

>>59415286
this is the best i've got brother

I can't believe Randon is debuting as Kuro

I can't believe Randon is debuting as a cube.

I can't believe Randon

>>59416978
triangle to circle to square...the circle of life?

im so excited i'm having trouble sleeping what the fuck do i do bros

>>59417679
Realize that all joys in life are temporary and this too shall pass

>hypes up tomorrow's stream
>doesn't include the stream time in the tweet
I understand that he's retarded and assumes everyone knows he's gonna stream at 10am but I don't think everyone knows he's gonna stream at 10am

>>59418300
The music scared the shit out of me. Good job, Mike.

>>59413481
Learn how to pump and dump like Lando, It's time to ditch his lazy ass content.

>>59418531

>>59417928
FR FR I'm from SEA and I don't know if the stream will be in something like 10 hours time or I gotta wait a fking 24 hours or something

>>59418719
about 9 hours from right now

sex with randon neuring

>>59418719
question
is the namefagging outside the wikipastas intentional or do you just keep forgetting to remove it?

Something horrible has happened. There's no time to explain. If you want to save Randon, get into the time machine with me.

>>59418449
>>59418878
are these more buttbabies? is the time machine the secret to their advanced development?

What are the chances of Randon collabing with hanbyeol and lloyddesuyo?

>>59418957
i don't know, why don't you ask ur mom ???

>>59418957
as high as the chances of minchi being a woman

>>59418957
The hanbyeol world renowned entertainer???

>>59419162
Why minchi so lewd.

>>59418734
Thanks

>>59418781
Intentional.

>>59419265
stop namefagging wikipasta guy

>>59418907
I figured the first one was the butt baby, and the second was Lando from the Cursed Future. But honestly? No clue.

All I know is that they and their friends are growing in number.

>>59419246
imagine the back pain

i miss randon

>>59410141
https://youtu.be/ehEW50pq89c?si=GoyGCfcSXzOo9Ebw
Right here anon

>>59419328
Nonsense. I even show up in /here/ puzzles under this name. Am now considering a permanent email for a youtube account just to watch Vtubers instead of the usual throwaway protonmail one. All hail Randon, who made me give a shit. Didn't give a flying fuck till he first showed up in blue dorito.

>>59419577
Thanks but that's the one from a day ago

>>59419602
kekking at the longass first name and the last name is just "guy"

>>59419335
cant unsee the sheer number of potential fucking scenarios in those images

>>59419668
I know. I debated whether I should post it. I'm keeping the ones with hairy bellies under wraps.

>>59419335
the evil face in the corner
anime lando is going to send his orb stand to kick your ass

>>59419755
I'm guessing all the pink/red haired ladies are supposed to be Elodie while the people with glasses with the rape orcs behind them are supposed to be lando?

>>59419335
a lot of weird shit going on in here kek
i love the whole row of anime girl casually getting chomped by the green thing followed by timetraveler lando/buttbaby getting a creepy piggyback ride
>>59418878
also just realized timetraveler lando/baby's got some tiddies here gatdamn
>>59419867
>spoiler
ToT

>>59419755
GIB HAIRY BELLIES PLEASEEEEE ToT

>>59419940
felt cute, might delete later <3

>>59419940
tf is this???

>>59419867
I'm new at this, but the pink haired lady actually seems to be a remnant in the training data used to orcify things. She occurs at random, even when I'm being very, very specific that I only want an orc. If my theory is correct, then she's the ghost of every anime girl that has been dicked down by an orc. So I modified my inputs to make her Lando instead. It just seemed right.
>>59419988
Knowing that this post would happen is the entire reason I didn't. I am immensely satisfied.

what even happened here?
>>59420033
I just found that one around the time right before you posted
>>59420063
>she's the ghost of every anime girl that has been dicked down by an orc
kek, lore

>>59420086
looks like a fat monkey fujo

these ones actually look kinda sick, maybe its because of the background

>>59420200
some anatomy issues in the last two though

>>59420033
It seems like sometimes it makes the assumption that the entity I'm describing cannot possibly be one thing, which is a pretty reasonable assumption, but wrong. So instead of producing one orc salaryman, it produces one orc, and one salaryman with some of the attributes intended for the orc. This seems to happen with faces a lot especially. In this case, he spawned a black-haired nerd out of the aether to fight alongside him.
>>59419940
>creepy piggyback ride
I love those ones, kek
>>59420086
For some reason, I'm having trouble getting it to give me orc tusks, even though the data I'm using specifies that tusks are an option. But when I try to brute force it into absolutely, definitely giving me tusks, it does, but it winds up producing hideous chimeras of animals that happen to have tusks.

>>59420235
picrel is crazy

>>59420235
i'm laughing my ass off
thank you for today's dead hours entertainment

>>59420215
i'm guessing its the necks right? it's hard for me to tell

KEK WHAT?

>>59420279
nta but on the second one the face is fucked up and hes got jeremy strong shoulders and on the last one its mostly the neck yea

>>59420339
i can see it now, thanks

>>59420329
p-professor linda... behind you!

>>59419335
>Almost 1/4 consists of She-Hulk lookalikes
MCU ruined her character

>>59420279
yeah, necks and shoulders mostly
head might be a little tall on the last one for that angle but it might just be the neck down making it look more fucked up than it is
also just noticed what might be a third nostril on the middle one kek

>Happpyy Hyell nor k? live!
wdhmbt?

>>59420235
he seems nonchalant about the creature breathing down his neck but if you look into his eyes (one of which is giving you an intense stare) you can see the creature has penetrated his flesh and is puppeteering him, perhaps as some kind of fleshy rape mecha

>>59420509
i skimmed the thumbnail as "happy hide your wives," which is probably a good idea regardless considering what's going on in these pictures

>>59420200
>>59420215
For most of these, I started with a hentai dataset, so the easiest way of getting a cooler, more serious, adult Lando, instead of a femboy (picrel), was to inject him with trace amounts of Solid Snake. I do like femboy Lando though.

In those three images, I wanted to see how far Les Enfants Terribles could go, so I turned it way up. As a result, it seems to have put parts of Shadow Moses into the background, which is where most of the best pictures of Snake are set, so it would be in the resulting data. It kinda looks like the spot you hide with Gray Fox in REX's hangar. Unfortunately, maximizing Snake means that his anatomy goes even further beyond, too. And it seems the higher ORC is set, the more likely he's a woman and/or crying. I wonder why.
>>59420384
I was using a different training model for those, and part of this process has been trying to get to Randon's appearance by using Nerd Hulk at a waypoint. It's still pretty obvious in some of those orc dads in the middle. I was wondering why it was insisting on a woman there, and She Hulk seems like a good guess.

>>59420730
>inject him with trace amounts of Solid Snake
more lore
>spoiler
my sides

>>59420730
>spoiler
>correlation between women and crying
I see even the AI is biased

>>59420730
>spoiler
are you the dude who noticed that setting the orc model all the way up started creating images of women being raped?

>>59420824
i mean /orc/ has a lot of women ToTing so it seems accurate enough

>>59420063
No....ho w could you. .. the hairy tummies....

>>59420730
I was getting some slight Kaz vibes from the last one...wonder if traces of Kaz got in there or if it was just my brain subconsciously picking up on the MGS vibes

>>59420824
AI is based by default, because it can only identify patterns, not really interpret them. Sometimes it's wrong, but it doesn't lie. In this case, I assume it's because this orc data was specifically made for replacing men in hentai, and was trained on pictures that already contained orcs. I don't know what images they used, but it's a fair guess that a significant number of those women are crying.
https://civitai.com/models/54130/orcs

Pako orc incoming.

M-machi... I didn't think any found their way here.

>>59422138
never happening

>>59423340
rape

>>59420063
>>59420730
>she's the ghost of every anime girl that has been dicked down by an orc. So I modified my inputs to make her Lando instead. It just seemed right.
>the easiest way of getting a cooler, more serious, adult Lando, instead of a femboy (picrel), was to inject him with trace amounts of Solid Snake
>I Was Raped To Death By Orcs In A Fantasy World And Became A Ghost, But Was Transported To Another World And Resurrected By A Scientist Who Turned Me Into a Boy And Injected Me With Super Soldier Genes So I Could Become Best Friends With An Orc Salaryman Who's Actually Really Friendly And Just Wants To Play Video Games With Me But Now I Have To Travel Through Time To Save Him And I Just Found Out We Have A Son In The Future!?
Be honest. Would you watch it?
This is exactly the kind of show that I would watch an episode or two of for a laugh because it sounds so fucking dumb, but then wind up actually really loving the characters in spite of the retarded plot, finishing the whole thing, and wishing there was more.

>>59423931
>Would you watch it?
no

>>59423931
>Would you watch it?
yes

>>59423931
We're in a world where LN titles are too long didn't read.

>>59424173

>>59423931
kek
is this why he's such a woman

also I didn't notice
>of every anime girl that has been dicked down by an orc. So I modified my inputs to make her Lando instead. It just seemed right.
in the original post so thanks for pointing that out, +1 kek

>>59422949
with Randon never say never
I hope not though I like Wuzi mama

I’m not expecting anything except for ears today

>>59419373
Why do people always say this, but when I see a character who is fat and say "imagine the knee pain" i'm the bad guy?

hi

>>59426018
its rude to say either but were on 4chan. and also i dont think its the same people

>>59426018
A fat man is fat everywhere. A fat tit skinny lady has disproportionate levels of fat.

>>59426508
"oh boy I sure do love being a knee carrying 400 pounds, it would be bad if I only had to carry 5 that are slightly shifted forward"

>>59426537
I dont know how it is.

>>59426018
It's pretty basic social etiquette that bragging about a windfall is considered rude unless you're going to share. Try offering it next time, and they'll probably be happy about it. They might even share something with you!

For example, I could share this image, but I'm not.

GIVE ME HAIRY BEELIESSSLII BELLIES PLEASEEEE

PLEASE IT FUELS ME

orb transforms into a fat gut with hair!!!

so how many of you guys are buying a membership today?

>>59426748
I am :D

>>59426748
ill wait for a gifted...my paycheck isnt here yet ;o;

>>59426748
not me im too poor

>>59426537
are you retarded? no one said obesity isn't bad on the body, but having excess weight in places where it's not supposed to be at all is more often than not just as harmful in the long run, otherwise females with naturally large breasts similar to those in that image wouldn't resort to getting reductions. quit it with the pissing contest

>>59426748
need to get a job first

>>59426748
im staying up til 3am for this. SEA suffering for the succulent orb

How do you people get rid of mold in your home? Left the house alone for one day and we get spots on our wood drawers. I love green, but nothing pisses me off more than those circular spots on my clothes cabinet which sometimes reaches my clothes inside.

I also seem to have some cracks near the top of the wall the only one with paint that chips and cracks for some reasonthat may lead to the outside, since the cracks are in the same spots. How should I fix this? Tips on how to hunt down ants and roaches would be appreciated.

Assume I have a low budget. I'm asking here because I know some anons are old af and good with housekeeping.

>>59426726
The suffering will continue until my list of demands is met, milks.

But it's kind of a long list, and I haven't written it all down yet, and I'm kinda hungry, so I'm gonna go eat and take a nap, I guess. I'll get to it later, probably. Maybe.

>>59427692
thank you for 4milks torture porn

>>59427692

>>59427670
>How do you people get rid of mold in your home?
i don't. i nurture it and watch it grow, waiting for it to swallow my home and me with it whole

>>59427670
Bleach will kill the active mold you can see but the true issue with mold stems from moisture. I assume you desperately need to have a dehumidifier in your house . The cracks I can't guess much about, I don't know what your wall is made of, if your house is settling, or whatever. Physically sealing out pests with some tubes of caulking is always a good thing if this is feasible for you. Borax and sugar water is a common diy ant trap. Diatomaceous Earth is another cheap powder commonly used to kill pests. Generally speaking, make sure there is no food and water for the pests to eat and they will lose a major incentive in trying to live in your house

Milks I will send you daily hairy oji belly if you return the favor. You know where to find me

>>59428108
shh, let the bit play out

>>59427670
Mold is the symptom, the cause is humidity. What is the climate where you live? Do you have good ventilation?
Leaky walls and roofs are probably the cause, you'd want to inspect the inside of that part of the wall and seal up whatever holes you find.

I want a 3 hour stream of Randon playing robot unicorn attack

i want randon

I

milks in case you are here theres a way for you to stream drawing nsfw shit. Piczel (.) tv is a good site

>>59428034
First thing me I've heard of Diatomaceous Earth and Borax. I'll try them out. I'm actually thinking of using duct tape to close up the cracks on the wall after cleaning with bleach. I don't know if that'll work, since I've never had to seal up gaps before.

>>59428192
SEA. We left the home for a day and turned off the appliances, the mold came back quickly. Some idiotic monkey didn't close the rice container properly, so there's definitely more bugs hiding now. I'm the one who has to do the laundry and dishes so it really ticks me off when they don't put the fucking shit back or clean up after themselves.

>>59428936
>SEA.
Ah, that's a bit out of my expertise then, but I guess that means you don't have to deal with moldy insulation inside your walls at least. I'd do any repairs on the outside, not the inside, since letting water into cracks will encourage those cracks to grow. Also, duct tape won't do much good, you'd want some weatherproof structure silicone, I think SEA hardware store would have that stuff too...

ok since its diy hours i need to ask
how the fuck do you work from home guys deal with lawnmowers making an insufferable amount of noise

>>59429139
Work in a metal fabrication shop for a few years and become immune to mechanical noises.

>>59429139
by not being autistic

>>59429139
you just deal with it?

>>59429139
Noise cancelling earbuds, or outright earplugs. Generally nothing can be done about it. Unless it's wrong hours and you might be able to call the police

>>59429139
Realize that the lawnmower too is a natural sound of the environment you live in, as much as birdsong and the swaying of leaves. Live in harmony with it.

>>59429139
move out of the suburbs

>>59429287
The bird singing its song can be hunted. They yell at me when I hunt the lawnmower.

>>59429139
My windows dampen the noise to a fair degree.
If the noise is unbearable, I take a break until the lawnmower moves away,

>>59428936
If you feel comfortable, a picture of your wall would better show your crack problem. Duct tape is going to look ugly and judging by the humidity you're experiencing, I wouldn't expect it to last terribly long. I don't know what walls are made of in SEA, as in America we typically have gypsum drywall, which is basically dust that's been compacted into a 1/2 inch sheet and then had a piece of paper glued to both sides of the sheet. This is screwed onto the wood lumber that makes up the bones and structure of the house. Cracks can form in these kinds of walls from improperly sticking 2 sheets together or just the structure of the house shifting slightly over the decades, as just two examples

>>59429086
>weatherproof structure silicone
I didn't know it was used for sealing cracks too, I just thought it was a sort of super glue. I'll test this out. Thanks dude

>>59427692
>>59427723
WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME!!!!!!!!!

WHY!!!!!!!!!!! I ONLY WANTED TO SEE SOME HAIRY TUMMIES!!!

>>59428034
>>59429521
Hey I said caulking first, where's my love :'(
Some of the tubes you buy are primarily used as a glue, like liquid nails, so be careful to read what you're buying. 100% silicone is a bitch to get to stick to what you're trying to apply it to, and it's essentially impossible to paint over, so you'll likely just try to buy the cheapest water based one you guys have. Here in the states, picrel is gonna be the cheapest thing you can find

>>59429750
Shhh milks, the ojis are busy giving diy tips to a SEA brethren

>>59429470
It's probably concrete since it's definitely not using bricks. I'm not sure, but it's definitely solid. If it's built the same as most of the shorter houses I've seen, then they basically do walls by placing thick sheets and filing the space inside with concrete and steel(?) rebars. I think they got lazy with the top section (picrel) and added bricks improperly.

why are we normalizing namefagging itt again

>>59428876
oh!!! THANK YOU!!! ill try this out! >o<

>>59429892
Because I keep fucking forgetting to remove it

>>59429892
we're going back to pre election 4chan

>>59428876
didn't picarto allow nsfw as well? or did they change their policies?

>>59429958
based if true

>>59429964
not too sure. i just recommended it because a nsfw artist im following is streaming there currently

>>59429891
Ah yeah, a straight line like that is going to be that they fucked someone inside the wall, likely in the way you explained. A flexible (ie more expensive) caulking may be enough to fill in the crack and hold it off for a long time but in my experience it's going to return. The staining is rather interesting to say the least, I agree with where the other diy anon said to try to seal the outside of the house from the elements, but I'm not sure if this is your house or if you're a renter, as this changes how much effort and money you want to put into this

>>59430224
We're paying rent since housing is usually outside the price range of most lower class families. Some basic cheap maintenance would be desireable to an expensive long term solution, even if I have to do it weekly. On another note, I could go into a rant about how self absorbed the middle to upper class citizens are and how it's worsening the poverty line but that's for another time

>>59428936
NTA but as a fellow SEAbeaner get a dehumidifier.

>>59429805
jokes on you im into that shit

>verification not required

>>59430224
Also, the landlord isn't repairing shit. When we got here 2 years ago, the drain and sink pipes were all clogged from animal fat so it flooded during the rain. We clear it once a month now with some acid and baking soda. The pattern you saw came from a leak from the upstairs neighbors, but that's been settled fortunately.

>>59430166
just checked it, seems like there is an nsfw mode still. https://help.picarto.tv/help/what-is-nsfw-mode
the website looks fucked though, last time i went there it was more similar to piczel with less useless shit happening all at once.

>>59429898
yeah just make sure you mark your streams as adult and you'll be safe to go

>>59430552
milks you genuinely fascinate me

>>59430552
Capable men are pretty awesome. I'd like to be one.

>>59429892
cringe culture is dead

>>59430822
i wish

>>59430715
i love men who can fix things in the house ToT!!!! u'll never understand!!!!

>>59430906
its dead in my world m8

Hello ladies of /orc/.
I am able to:
>Cook complex dishes such as curries, ragu, meat pies and mapo tofu
>Wire up electrical equipment small up to househoid-scale
>Weld metal
>Do woodworking
>Diagnose and repair simple car issues
>Reach objects on the top shelf
>Assemble a PC
>Change batteries
>Change light bulbs
>Catch mice
>Replace a door
>Replace the U-pipe of a sink
>Unclog a toilet
>Start a fire under the rain
>Hold an umbrella over someone walking besides me while my shoulder stays exposed
>Give hugs
I am receiving girlfriend applications at cuteanons@orc.com

>>59430552
I personally love my cute helpless ojisan.
He doesn't know anything about home DIY, guns, or cars. ToT

>>59431066
is that even a man at that point? may as well have gotten with a woman

>>59431064
>give hugs
are they bear hugs or are you a lanky bastard

>>59431066
helpless ojisans have their cute side ToT

>>59431066
Maybe he should try. Ojisans building confidence are the cutest

>>59431122
Uhh probably a bit more bear than lank? 195 lbs, 6'

>>59431064
i second >>59431122
are you a bear? i like everything in the list
can you add

>maintains good hygiene?

>>59431207
i need to domestic you and fatten you up about 20 more pounds ToT

>>59431251
>>59431207
Also yes, I think that goes without saying, everything gets cleaned every day...
>>59431261
Good luck with that, I eat like an ogre and that's where I've been stable at for the past most of a decade.

>>59431106
>>59431194
He's good at other things that I'm terrible at. Marriage is just balancing skillsets.
He's good with people, remembers anniversaries, and his job is pretty tough. I am an autistic gremlin.

Hello, 4milks? I'd like to commission an Ojisan belly-shaving comic please...

>>59431564
>spoiler
ojisan to twink transformation

>>59431647
do you know what a twink is

>>59431701
Shaving the belly hair takes off 50 pounds of fat

can this be the next OP image?

>>59431564
WHAT????!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU SONOFABITCHILHAVE YOU KILLED RIGHT WHERE YOU STAND!!

>>59431740
even if he loses weight he will most likely be just a regular guy not a twink

>>59431897
I love it

bets on what the time he will stream is gonna be?

>>59430552
little does she know it is I, plane anon that is one of the diy anons

>>59432610
10 or 12am

>>59432131
Calm down, calm down. It's just a silly prank, a little silly hee hee haa haa. I'm no retrobate by any means.

I'd like a picture of a chubby man in his late 30s entering a shower

and immediately in the next panel waxing his hair off HEEHEEHEEHAAHAAHAA

>>59432636
PLANE ANON WTF....

>>59432852
WHAT?????!!!!!!!!

knowing that I have 3 moles on my ojisan belly that 4milks will never see makes me feel safer while sleeping at night

>>59433320
STOP!! WHYA REA YOU ALL SO MEAN!! WHOERES.....ALL OF YOU.....WHORES.....

soc hours are the worst can we get back to mpreg posting about randon please

>>59433114
>*hangs up*

>>59433375
*mpregs (you)*

dont like dont read

>>59433462
noooo don't mpreg me haha...

>>59432852
Ojisan you don't wax in the shower...

I think 4milks should post her tummy too, it's only fair.

GOOD MORNING /ORC/ PUTTING IN BREAD

puzzle please while we wait for the orb

>>59434266
thanks baker anon

>>59434338
https://puzzle.aggie.io/yDGXNr
you read my mind

if it takes us longer than 30 minutes to hit page 10 im gonna KILL MYSELF!!

>>59434509
who's to say he's even streaming at his usual time

what are you expecting today?

>>59434666
me

>>59434509
it was slow yesterday when i was getting ready to bake this thread. not enough catalogue bait threads to move things along idk

>>59434509
we are a solo indie thread, about 60 ppl come daily to the threads, is kinda of a miracle we are this strong, i've seen generals with more usuals die faster

>Randon in chat
ok he's alive

>>59435384
what chat
WHAT CHAT

>>59435505
twitch

at this point i think dual-streaming on both platforms is just a bad move, i sorta wish he'd just exclusively move to one platform

>>59433983

>>59435505
he said "Test" in his twitch chat at 9:30 his time and "I seriously considered doing a square or triangle-based troll but no" just now

kek

>>59435525
ew

>>59435514
eh, I rather wait then

>>59435556
cubebros.... its over....

>>59435517
am a twitchfag but same desu

>>59435525
too thin too thin

>>59435517
imo who cares. the people that want to use twitch can use it and the people that want to use YT can use it. he reads both chats so i dont see the problem

>hinting at a twitchplayspokemon esque gimmick
im a genius

>>59435717
the main problem for me is the tool he uses to simulstream doesn't allow him to schedule streams on his youtube
that used to be my main way of keeping track of streamers, now i just have to sit in chat 10 minutes before 10am every day and hope he streams. and i'm a schizo extremely dedicated to watching him, i could definitely see it being a bigger problem to more casual watchers

4milks tummy posting in chat... why are women like this

>>59435830
His Youtube banner says when he streams, but is that even accurate? Usually don't matter because I'm VOD gang, but for special occasions like this it's a pain in the ass for SEA.

>>59435830 (me)
I stand corrected, why the fuck doesn't he do this more?

>>59436021
because he doesnt feel like it kek

>>59435525
Would

>>59436045
He hates me specifically...

>>59436013
nah it's not accurate, he hasn't updated his banner in like two years lol

menshis open

ORC ON THE TELLY, MENSHIS ARE OPEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6yAAMdJMAU

in the description for menshi:
Members-only live streams
Art learning streams, possibly other stuff

Superchats open too? I saw someone send 20$

>>59436312
>Members-only live streams
it's so over

Superchats are open too.

The struggle of wanting to comment on the platform where I have membership but knowing he's going to nearly exclusively read the other platform

>>59436312
its over... oh well already paid for a menshi anyways

HE STREAMS US

>still no gifted menshi
god hates me

>>59436439
apparently the gifts arent even working, nobody's getting any kek

>>59436461
seriously? Im seeing people gift him 100's kek thats pretty awful. hopefully its just a chat glitch and people are getting menshis anyways

get fucked poorfags
>>59436461 thanks for pointing it out anon almost gifter 20 subs to the air

ITS PERFECT MY UGLY BASTARD OJI

ITS HIM
ITS OUR BOY

the slouch makes him look like he has a bigger belly than usual...

no l2d yet sadly but this is a good bit regardless

>>59436555
nice

He's now a pngtuber

its starting............ fuck

pngtuber era, this is a good in-between assuming he plans to get a new model

>>59436461
Oh, no… Susan 2 doesn't want my money, I can't get a membership any other way…

>>59436555
ToT perfect

The orb was a doppelganger the whole time...

HE PNGS US

who was the orb..

Bread
>>59436736
>>59436736
>>59436736

man that tea makes it sound like he's pissing

>>59436716
some vampire