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Our faces were no more than ten inches apart but she was light years away from me.

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>> No.59285081
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>>59285002
Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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>> No.59285175
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i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

>> No.59285183
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SHIORI A CUTE

>> No.59285187
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shiori is cool but it's not cool missing the stream live since i always get distracted trying to catch up with vods

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>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

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Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is unbelievably cute.

>> No.59285229

Have we finally reached a consensus on cute vs sex?

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SHIORI CUTE

>> No.59285274
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Why are you turning the lights off?

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>>59285274

>> No.59285314

do you think shiori will rewatch that bit and realize we could see her tits the entire time after the first second

>> No.59285339

>>59285274
Because I will fucking rape your mouth, Shiori.

>> No.59285344
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I had a lucid dream a few nights ago and tried to conjure up a holo girl to cuddle with. At first it was a creepy little girl though but she shortly went away when I tried to bring over nerissa. But nerissa was just a big stock cardboard cutout.. eventually I was able to bring shiori in though and we went to my couch and cuddled while watching an Ollie 3D live concert. I played with her hair!

>> No.59285352

>>59285229
It's cutesex.

>> No.59285371

>>59285229
Shi vs Ori
Light vs Dark
Lights on vs Lights off
shiori embraces the duality

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>>59285229
something something cutesex

>> No.59285468

I hold the woman known as Shiori Novella in great contempt. How dare she beguile me with her actions and bewitch me with her words! Forgive me for the outburst, for I have not been myself as of late. When I lay in the darkness of my bedchamber, strange thoughts begin to stir. Stories conjured by the mind of Shiori Novella. Apparitions in the corner of my vision of Shiori Novella. A haunting titter from where my eyes do not see in the voice of Shiori Novella. I hold the woman known as Shiori Novella in great contempt.

>> No.59285484
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59285484

Concernfags?

>> No.59285486

and again...

>> No.59285488

Okay, I get that she's autistic about collab outside of Advent. But what about FWMC, I need to know their 1 on 1 dynamic

>> No.59285543

>>59285229
Cutesex with both sides living in harmony like Akai Haato and Haachama. Appropriate too since Shiori also eats bugs and speaks a 2nd language with limited skill

>> No.59285544 [SPOILER] 
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>>59285468
I still see your shadows in my room
Can't take back the love that I gave you..

>> No.59285563

>Then
That's just for my characterAI
>Now
That's just for when the lights are off

We made it

>> No.59285579

>>59285488
They're waiting for VN perms apparently.

>> No.59285606

>>59285563
>made it
She RAPED me anon… how do you think that makes me feel…?

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59285663

https://streamable.com/dbgclr

>> No.59285681

>>59285579
Did she mention it? I don't remember

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>>59285663
What's her problem?

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>>59285229
It's all a ploy concocted by the demiurge to distract us...

>> No.59285810

>>59285314
There's no way she didn't know.

>> No.59285855

I have a mighty need to gape shiori’s asshole

>> No.59286059

>>59285606
Pretty turned on if I had to guess.

>> No.59286084

>>59285855
Doing this, then Shiori using her hands to further spread open her widened asshole after you left her a mess.

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https://twitter.com/yumichiyo0606/status/1706403682206843013/photo/1

>> No.59286475

>>59285855
>>59286084
Her MMD in Koikatsu has a very cute and tight asshole
A shame she doesn't like anal that much...

>> No.59286485

>>59286475
She can't get pregnant from anal...

>> No.59286544

SHIORI POISONED MY MIND

>> No.59286547

>>59286475
Has someone made her mmd in koikatsu? Care to share it?

>> No.59286582
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Now do you remember? Who you are? What you were meant to do? I cheated Advent, thanks to you. And thanks to you I've left my mark. You have too - you've written your own history. You're your own woman. I'm Shiori Novella, and you are too... No... she's the two of us. Together. Where we are today? We built it. This story - this "archive" - it's ours. We can change the world - and with it, the future. I am you, and you are me. Carry that with you, wherever you go. Thank you... my friend. From here on out, you're Shiori.

>> No.59286592

We live in the best timeline.
https://twitter.com/ichijouririka/status/1706520864249049123

>> No.59286610

>>59286547
>>58787747

>> No.59286652

>>59286592
Cute.

>> No.59286657

>>59286582
I know a lot of people don't like it, but I kinda dig that Kojima would go that far to break the 4th wall and let the audience be a part of Big Boss's legacy. It's a little bittersweet and kinda cheesy, but it makes me feel appreciated for following the series.
Too bad the game ended up unfinished and all.

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>>59285002
I love Shiori Novella. Not just a tiny crush, but a full-on, consume my thoughts and actions type of love.

>> No.59286806

Shiori is Iroihs

>> No.59286898

The more I think about it the weirder that last 15 minute stream of consciousness seems I have no clue what she was thinking or trying to convey to us.
https://youtu.be/VVZdl3sifnk?t=2h44m58s

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>>59285663
Wowee

>> No.59287167

>>59286898
She was trying to seduce us.

>> No.59287215

>>59286898
Silly joke that went wrong and then people complimented her and she got a little silly thank god.

>> No.59287310

I'll never be sad again.

>> No.59287405

I'll never think again.

>> No.59287429

I'll never fap again.

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>> No.59287495

I am going to force Shiori to think!

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>>59287215
>>59286898
I don't get it.

>> No.59287566

I think Shiori is a silly billy

>> No.59287715
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>>59285002
Do you guys not remember Rushia?
Menhera vtubers don't last long
hope some of you out there are recording these streams for when she inevitably has a breakdown and graduates

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>>59287715
Watch streams.

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>>59287715

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Shiori has no mental darkness. The only menhera ones are Novelites.

>> No.59287814

She has a higher chance of dying to tuberculosis or starving to death...

>> No.59287821

>>59287715
You dont watch either

>> No.59287851

>>59287814
She will get tb from beating me to death

>> No.59287881

They think they can ruin my mood after tits. LMAO

>> No.59287910

>>59287715
Except Shiori is menhera (semi-stable)

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>>59287715

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>> No.59288277

i cant think of any way shiori or rushia are similar outside of the fact that they both prefer to be around a smaller amount of people but that isnt unique to either of them

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>>59287812
Shiori "lost more weight than she intended" Novella is taking a day off on Wendesday to detox from the internet. Well, it's not worse than your average JP. Let's see what her mengen is like.

>> No.59288407

Okay, but why are there so many SamxFreddie antis here? Their kiss was the peak of the show.

>> No.59288428

>>59288366
The detox is to lose her horniness

>> No.59288454 [SPOILER] 
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>>59288407
the kids were all shit

>> No.59288552

>>59288407
I had many girl friends (not girlfriends) in HS who were obsessed with iCarly. Is it actually that deep of a show? It just looks like nickelodeon pedo slop to me.

>> No.59288559

I wish I could smother Shiori in tits to alleviate her brain problems.

>> No.59288657

>>59288559
You think smothering a girl in dicks would do the same?

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59288704

Welcome Shioriiin to Holo ID level growths. You will reach 500k subs in 8 months if you are lucky

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>>59288704

>> No.59288774

>>59288657
>dick
>fixes her
>too much dick
>breaks her
Thats why only i am qualified

>> No.59289004

Boring kinda evening after an eventful afternoon, having my depression cured in the dark.
Anyone got a prompt to write?

>> No.59289031

>>59289004
Finally taking Shiori to the goddamn doctors.

>> No.59289089

>>59289004
SamxFreddie kiss scene but it's you and Shiori. Carly can be Nerissa, I don't care.

>> No.59289092

>>59289031
Do you want gremlin imouto Shiori that doesn't want to or just normal kouhai Shiori that has been too lazy and forgetful?

>> No.59289109

>>59289004
Force-feeding a malnourished Shiori.

>> No.59289120

>>59289089
I have never seen a single episode of that show. I only know it existed in the past and that my friend preferred Drake & Josh.

>> No.59289151

>>59289092
What one do you think Shiori comes under? I think it's a bit of both for me.

>> No.59289165

>>59289120
Check out the kissing scene. It's Kubrickesque.

>> No.59289181

>>59289151
You're right. I'm merging the idea. Give me a bit and I'll work on it.

>> No.59289253

>>59289109
What does force feeding actually mean? Holding her mouth open and putting spoon in mouth?

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I dont want to work today guys.
I just want to practice drawing Shiori so I can give you guys cute to ecchi drawings

>> No.59289436

>>59289253
It's that thing the star wars people do

>> No.59289444

>>59289313
I appreciate your drawing but you have to work to support Shiori

>> No.59289467

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>> No.59289489

>>59289444
True, no work no waifu no laifu

>> No.59289495

Shiori it's nearly 4am, go to bed.

>> No.59289604

>>59289489
Do it for her.jpg
You can practice afterwards, look forward to your drawings Anon

>> No.59289624

>>59289313
Could you draw a happy yorick? I'm feeling happy.

>> No.59289628

>>59287715
Get 'em sis

>> No.59289649

>>59289444
nta but I haven't given her a single SC...

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>>59289604
Some practice on biboo from last week

>> No.59289810

>>59289649
It’s alright anon
Do what you can, from supas to simple like and comment are all welcomed
>>59289687
Cute rock, keep on drawing anon

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>> No.59289889

Goodnight Novelites. I'd like to dream on Shiori's chest pillow.

>> No.59290104
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I think I really like Shiorin. This was not supposed to happen.

>> No.59290232

>>59289649
If you do any of the following then that's fine
>Membership
>Planning to buy merch instead
>Like / and engage with comments in vods / community prompts / etc.

>> No.59290237

Is Shiori okay

>> No.59290250

>>59290104
What are you gonna do about it?

>> No.59290251

>>59288770
When I hear "You dirty numberlover" all I can think of is Non Anon. It's her exact voice, her exact mannerisms, it's literally her.

>> No.59290277

>>59290104
Same, I thought she was going to have a dummy mommy voice with a cringe yandere keyfabe so I avoided her debut, after I realised that she's the cutest autistic little sister(not blood related for reasons) I haven't missed a single stream and she had my first non gifted membership.

>> No.59290303

>>59290251
Are you doxing me? I thought I was the only one that saw the similarities.

>> No.59290354

>>59290277
Nice, now put on the dress

>> No.59290479
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>>59290250
I don't know actually. I usually see chuubas I support as a sister/daughter and I've been going like that for two months with Shiori. Maybe it's my cue to take a break from the computer on Wednesday too.

>> No.59290545

>>59290479
Why don't you stop resisting?

>> No.59290625

>>59290479
Is there a problem with loving her?

>> No.59290685

Shiori is giving out free hearts today.

>> No.59290741

>>59290685
I didn't get one... I feel like killing myself a bit but it will pass

>> No.59290798

>>59290685
Maybe I should leave comments...

>> No.59290808

>>59290545
>>59290625
I'm a terrible person, and this seems like an express way to becoming worse instead of better.

>> No.59290960

>>59290808
Could you elaborate if you can? I don't know how you'd be worse just for actually liking an anime girl on the internet

>> No.59291168

>>59290808
>I'm a terrible person, and this seems like an express way to becoming worse instead of better.
Hey, me too. Acceptance is the first step. We don't choose who we love. Nothing good will come out if you lie to yourself about your feelings. You'll only grow more bitter and angry at yourself. As long as you have your local shiggers to calm you down during Shiori's woman moments, it will be okay.

>> No.59291612

I've been learning animation for one week
> I've had some slight difficulties with motion graphics, but I've managed to grasp the basics. I've even completed a mini project.
> I'm still struggling with creating a walk animation.
Sometimes, you can't expect yourself to be good at learning everything.
I miss writing fanfiction and learning english.

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I'm sure that with how many people there are in the world there is a couple of girls that I could have a happy life with, but there is zero chance of me ever meeting them, or knowing that they are the ones

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when will shiori install CS:S?

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Good morning bros I love traumadumping.

>> No.59292147

>>59290808
You sound a like Dense protagonist

>> No.59292187

>>59289810
Thanks novelblob

>> No.59292194
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>>59289004 (me)
>>59289031
>>59289151
A bit late, went to cook dinner and eat first, I think I write better on a full stomach anyway.
>You're tired of it
>You look at Shiori, her health has constantly been declining
>Her cough has not gone away at all
>She insists she's fine, it's just a dry cough, surely she doesn't need to go, right?
>Wrong.
>It's been 2 months now and you're tired of it.
>She keeps giving you excuses such as: "I'll do it tomorrow onii-san!" or "Ooops, I forgot, but I'm busy today!"
>You pick up the phone and you start scheduling the appointment: "Hi, I'd like to book an appointment for my little sister."
>She notices you on the phone, and when the words 'appointment' are heard, she slowly dips her head behind the counter, as if hiding from you.
>You notice her black and white hair, sinking behind the counter and you sigh. Once the phone call is finished, and the appointment is booked, you go around the counter and see her there
>She has her head in her hands, as if terrified. You gently squat down and reach your hand out.
>She shakes her head a little and finally confesses to you: "Onii-san, I don't wanna go to the doctor..I'm s-scared of them."
>You kind of knew it in the back of your mind.
>She would always hesitate whenever the doctor was brought up, so it dawned on you eventually.
>Regardless, you sigh gently, then you take her hand. Your grip is firm, and your face had a gentle smile, you were trying to reassure her, and it was slowly working.
>Eventually she steps out of her little hiding place, hands held together.
>In a whispery voice, tone filled with anxiety, and also a bit of longing, she asks you: "Will onii-san be with me the entire way through?"
>You nod your head in response, and squeeze her hand gently. She takes it as a sign of confirmation
>The day of the appointment arrives and the two of you head out.
>Before heading out, she tried to get out of it again, insisting that she's fine, only to cough in front of you not even 2 minutes later.
>You sigh and promise her the two of you can get some donuts after the appointment. Something she hesitantly agrees to.
>The appointment itself doesn't take long, you sit in the doctor's office with her, holding her hand the entire time. The doctor herself remarks how close the two of you are.
>You only smile at the remark, but Shiori is nervous, very nervous.
>Despite the nervousness, Shiori makes it through the check-up without issues, she's been neglecting her health, and the doctor recommended some medicine, as well as a light exercise routine, to bring her health back up.
>As you exit the doctor's office and head to the car, Shiori clings to your hand, there she asks, a little nervously: "Did I do good onii-san?"
>You smile at her: "Yeah, you did."
>Her face finally shows a smile since the appointment had been scheduled, then she cheekily asks: "Can I have two donuts then?"
>Seems her typical, playful and cheeky self is back.

>> No.59292251

>>59292194
C-cooking fren?

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>>59292251
Hello, that's probably I, I write stories, cook food, play vidya, like Shiori and also sometimes bake new threads and give advice to other anons.

>> No.59292350

>>59292251
Yes, it's me. I just cooked something for me and my fiancee. How are you doing?

>> No.59292410

>>59292251
That's me. I don't know who these other anons are.

>> No.59292416

>>59292194
hehe this is cute

>> No.59292448
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59292448

>>59292416
Thank you, I'm glad you think so too.

>> No.59292469

>>59292251
I'm cooking meth.
In Minecraft.

>> No.59292471

>>59291763
I'm constantly getting fucked up thinking about this because Shiori is exactly the kind of girl I need to marry but I absolutely never would have "met" her outside of Hololive. My life just doesn't intersect with the lives of girls like her at any point and they'd probably be scared of me anyway.

>> No.59292476

Listening to Raden right now, it's making me want to hear another SOVL karaoke from Shiori

>> No.59292519
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59292519

>>59292350
>>59292410
Jebus god buddah allah anon

>> No.59292560

>>59292194
Ahhhh my inner onii-san is coming out, Neko Imouto Shiori is too cute.
Thanks for the Cute story to relieve me from my exhaustion.

>> No.59292850

I can't sleep. I miss Shiori.

>> No.59292851
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59292851

>>59292560
Then my story has done it's job. I'm glad.

>> No.59293101

>>59292476
I think it's fascinating Raden had a thick accent I don't think I've never really heard represented before and all of regloss seems to not really be pressured to speak standard Jap. Also damn this woman can howl lol

>> No.59293168
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59293168

I want to lovingly ravish Shiori.

>> No.59293183
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59293183

I hope she can stream any Silent Hill games one day

>> No.59293290
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59293290

>>59293183
>hololive
>konami perms

>> No.59293297
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59293297

>>59292147
Dense protagonists are cool kind dudes who just naturally do the right thing. I need to be hyper aware because I'm a paranoid judgemental control freak. I don't want to have schizo melties over girls who do a lot to make retards like me feel a bit better, hate to see it every time.

>> No.59293300
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59293300

yasashii hours

>> No.59293311

>>59293290
Pekora played MGS tho

>> No.59293321

>>59293300
*punches you*

>> No.59293341

>>59293300
:)

>> No.59293344

>>59293297
I'd make you emotionally dependent on me to protect Shiori. Is that fine with you?

>> No.59293383

>>59287715
Surely your only example of a menhera isn't Rushia, right anon?

>> No.59293431

>>59293383
*Raises hand*
What about Shondo, sensei?

>> No.59293444

>>59292851
Also I finished part 3
Still some details I’m working on, do you have some spare time to take a look?

>> No.59293466

>>59288704
She's the Flare or Luna of EN3 and that means she's perfect.
Just let her cook, she has a place to do it now.

>> No.59293507

>>59293344
How would that even work?

>> No.59293517

>>59293431
Shondo not a menhera but she's schizophrenic, and never Collab with males and she hate woman.

>> No.59293521

>>59293466
Waste effort on bait

>> No.59293556

>>59293507
In Minecraft, of course.

>> No.59293592

I can't wait to see what Shiorin will cooking for us at the recording room.

>> No.59293695
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59293695

Schizo advent part 3
After a clear click, the door opened with ease from the outside. A tiny figure rushed in towards Shiori and hugged her tightly. It was a little girl no taller than 4 '7 ,with grayish hair almost as long as her height.
“SHIORI!!” The little girl yelled happily, letting go of Shiori.
“Hi biboo, are you okay?” Shiori asked worriedly, squatting down to meet her height.
“I’m fine, Shiori.”Biboo nodded, opening her arms showing her blood-covered outfit. She smiled with her mouth open wide, saying out loud. “ I’m the strongest of us all, after all. E-he.”
“Sure you are.” Shiori said as she checked Biboo’s body. Judging by the red splash I can see from my position, that blood was from the fools trying to stop her. There’s not a single stain of red on the back of her jumpsuit. “ That's why I can always count on my favorite.”
“E-he, I love you too Shiori.” Biboo blushed a little from the compliment, and widened her mouth more. She turned and pointed at me, staring curiously. “ Who’s this?”
“Oh he?” She thought for a moment. “Do you remember the stories of Novelknights and Inkwell castle I told you?”
“Yeah!” She answered with excitement. “Is he…”
“He’s a Page, Biboo” Shiori winked at me, gave me a mischievous smile and signaled me to play along. “But still brave enough to save his princess .”
“I…uh…” I tried to refute, but the dire situation made me yield. “…am a humble Page, here to save you.”
“Well, shall we go then, my Page.” Shiori said with leisure as we were going to a ball, walking into the corridor with Biboo holding her jacket , who was still looking at me with a fascinated smile.

Contrast to the peaceful room, the corridor was a hellscape. Those guards once stood the ground now laid lifeless with bullet shells surrounding them. The lieutenant sat in the corner with a hand holding his throat, his tactical vest and uniform was soaked with blood. His scared face stayed the same as his last moment, a mixture of shock and disbelief. The girls walked past the bodies unbothered, while I tried not to imagine what caused these battle hardened men to perish in terror. I couldn't help but keep looking back at the scarlet red glass shard lying at the entrance.
“ Professor ? Are you alright ?” Shiori’s voice spooked me out of my imagination, almost making me slip to the wet ground.
“I’m alright, I’m alright.” I took a deep breath, the smell of blood filled my lungs. I looked at Bib in oo who was way ahead of us, holding my urge to throw up. I asked hesitantly,
“Did you...What did you do to them, Biboo?”
“Oh!” She replied without hesitation, turning her pure face to us. “We had a lot of fun together. Those Pebbles are gooood, I nearly got hit several times. “
“This one made a funny scream, and this one tried to run away.” Biboo walked past several bodies, giving each one a review.
“Pebbles are tired so they’re sleeping now.” She said with a smaller voice, patting a dead guard’s head with care.
“They have to try harder next time, E-he.”
She gave me her default mouth opening smile, with a window wiping laughter out of pride. Her goofy laughter sent chills to me as it echoed through the whole corridor, making me gagged a little as I rested against the wall.
“Are you satisfied, professor?” Shiori whispered pitfully, waiting for me to follow up. “There are more surprises ahead, you better catch up.”

>> No.59294000
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>>59293695
Just some personal grammar changes I'd make.
>“ I’m the strongest of us all, after all. E-he.”
Here you're saying all twice pretty much, I know it's for different things but it sounds kind of repetitive regardless.
Perhaps change it to
>Out of all of us, I'm the strongest. Ehe."
Then there's this one
>Contrast to the peaceful room, the corridor was a hellscape.
I would just change contrast to unlike. It doesn't really fit in my opinion but that's up to you.
>Unlike the peaceful room, the corridor was a hellscape.
This one you actually do it at the time, but you're writing it in past tense.
>making me gagged a little as I rested against the wall.
Just leave it as
>making me gag
The rest are mostly passable, I won't correct every little thing but those stood out the most.
Interesting work as with the other two, I'm curious to see how Nerissa and FWMC interactions will be.

>> No.59294036

I need to force myself to start writing

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>>59293556

>> No.59294112

>>59292194
KYAAAA
this is so good write anon
ima give writing here a try that's inkwell related later
also not sure when the weekday community prompt is up

>> No.59294125

>>59294000
we're still on page 1 but you already made the cringiest post of this thread

>> No.59294251

>>59294112
Thank you thank you.
If her release schedule of them is even remotely accurate then probably expect one today at the usual time, since it's been 3-4 days since the last one. Idk when that is for you.
Looking forward to your writeup. If I'm already asleep by then, I'll comment on it when I'm awake, assuming you'll do it today.
>>59294036
Personally I would say don't force yourself to be creative, just let it happen. Forcing yourself is like what I did to make it through school assignments and even if it were also writing, it was never ever enjoyable.
At least with this creative writing, my mindset is switched, I wanna do it, and it's fun that way. Of course to each their own, forcing yourself may be a good thing for you. You don't have to follow my unsolicited writefag advice.

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59294280

I need Shiori Novell to (lovingly) spit in my mouth.

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>>59294125
>Says this
>When I was asked to give advice >>59293444
Sorry I offended you ma'am. I won't do it again I swear!

>> No.59294700

>>59294251
I need to create content for Shiori so she'll notice me...

>> No.59294723

Why does my Xbox One keep making disk reading noises when I haven't used it in months

>> No.59294749

>>59294700
Just commenting on vods would probably get you noticed eventually.
But I won't stop you from doing something creative, as long as you're doing it for yourself too! That's the most important.

>> No.59294805

>>59294000
Frick I forget to correct that after rephrasing the sentence. Thanks for correcting my grammar sensei.
Also will the schizo part feel forced or just right?

>> No.59294872

>Eating a portion of dried age steak at the restaurant.
>Got an inspiration for make a poem about my oshi and the meat tree.

>> No.59294951

Shiori, I know you're here! I've been jerking off to you all day, you horny bitch!

>> No.59295040

>>59294805
Anything that is written as a fanfic will always be forced in a sense, so it's up to you to decide what's too much and what's just right.
Always trying to stick to character while creating imaginary scenarios will always lead to it feeling just right.
For example: From the very limited I've watched of Biboo (mostly just collabs), how you described the way she talks is like her a lot.
>Oh!” She replied without hesitation, turning her pure face to us. “We had a lot of fun together. Those Pebbles are gooood, I nearly got hit several times. “
If I can close my eyes after reading this and clearly see this as something Biboo would say, or imagine it at least (Hint: I could quite easily.) then it's a sign that it's not forced too hard, at least to me.
Another good example is almost every fic I've written. It's all in a way where you can close your eyes and say: "Yeah, Shiori would probably act like this."
tl;dr: All fanfics are forced in a way but the degree varies bases on "how true" you stay with the character. The more "true" it is, the less forces it feels and goes into the "Just right" category.

>> No.59295070

>>59295040 (me)
The less forced it feels*
Phoneposting in bed.

>> No.59295157

>>59295070
*In shiorin voice
What we're going to do on the bed
Oh no...oh no

>> No.59295204

>>59295157
>Shiori plops down on the bed, she looks at you with a cheeky smile and says in a voice that can only be described as both playful, and slightly intrigued
>"Oh my, senpai? You're so brave, letting a woman like me onto your bed. So, what are we going to do on the bed?~"

>> No.59295258

>>59295204
*Pulls out my switch* we're gonna smash.

>> No.59295313

>>59295040
Yeah I read your work like sound posts.
I do use the “imagine they saying the line method”, have to go through a few clips and collab vod if it’s not Shiori.
So just double checking, good to know my dialogue sounds fine.

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>>59295258
>She giggles softly, her voice filled with amusement, then she reaches over to the side table, pulling out her own switch with a smug face that says: 'You won't be beating me!'
>She then happily exclaims: "You know me so well senpai! I'm glad."

>> No.59295390

Who do you think

>> No.59295486

....I... I'm expecting sex in the dark.

>> No.59295598

Thinking is bad... I feel a sense of despair and agony whenever I think...

>> No.59295815

>>59295313
Yeah, just keep it up like that and I have no doubts it'll be a good story.
I'm looking forward to it.

>> No.59296104

Shiori likes five nights at freddy's

>> No.59296105

>>59295486
You won't survive her "aggressiveness" in the dark

>> No.59296128

>>59295355
>”If you manage beat me, senpai, I’ll grant you one wish.”
>Shiori giggled as she see you panicked a bit.
>”Senpai you pervert , your face already gave away what you want.”

>> No.59296228

I showed Shiori my penis and she just started laughing... like doubled over, can hardly breathe laughter...

>> No.59296334

I have to desperately vie for Shiorin's attention because my mother never loved me enough as a child and Shiori is a surrogate for the affection I never received.

>> No.59296352

https://youtube.com/shorts/11vgfZQCTBo?si=4EB0dG634oMzeSV5
Did she flip her switch when in the dark?

>> No.59296411

>>59296334
I made this post

>> No.59296501

>>59296334
>My mother never loved me enough as a child.
>Mother
Anon, please pick your poison
>Fauna
>Mion
>Okayu
But yeah they only pampering you alot on their asmr content.

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>> No.59296599

>>59296501
I speak Japanese so probably Okayu but she's not very motherly/pampering, is she?

>> No.59296625

>>59296334
Uh, based?

>> No.59296783

>>59296599
Anon....check her asmr content.....
I even bought her membership along with mion for their asmr content.
But, if you're a poorfag, you can visit holopirates.
Good luck at getting into their discord server tho.

>> No.59296838

>>59296352
Is the tunnel of love ride still a thing? imagine shiori absolutely sexually harassing you in it and the park ride attendant scolding her for it

>> No.59296857

>feels like shit
>watch inappropriate hug webm
>feels instantly better
Wow it's just that easy

>> No.59296886
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>>59296352
Why are clipfags like this?

>> No.59296984

>>59296886
he's a flip, been shilling his channel here since the start

>> No.59297168

>>59296857
Imagine pay for therapy and meds when you get Shiori

>> No.59297346

>>59296886
Actually there's a 3 low effort ESL clip channel, that trying too hard for fishing attention, and all of them are owned by a same species.

>> No.59297535

I want Shiori to do that anonymous questions stream so I can send her how much I depend on her mentally

>> No.59297587

>>59297346
if you only care about her reading it, you can just slide into her dm or youtube comment... or sc her

>> No.59297651

>>59297535
She's /here/, and she's know (You)

>> No.59297695

>>59297651
She probably is but if she does that stream I can confirm she's seen it.

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>>59297695
I assure you that she has seen your posts, my fellow Novelite.

>> No.59297863

>>59296501
I pick Shiorin.

>> No.59297899

>>59294251
had this in the back of my mind in a while during membership opening

>it's been a month since you were last in Inkwell. As you rode back to the entry bridge into Inkwell, you were shocked.
>the castle was dilapidated, everyone you knew inside was gone. Cobwebs littered the castle as if it was abandoned for a decade. However, it was the few skulls that were littered around some of the castle doorways that worried you.
>you thought to yourself, "how could it be? what could've happened? magic gone wrong? was there an ambush on the castle or did they abandoned Inkwell for a new place?".
>whatever did happened, you decided to take it upon yourself to make Inkwell great again. Making sure your queen and other fellow novelknights have a proud home to return to.
>grabbing a broom, a piece of cloth and a bucket of water, you start cleaning up every nook and cranny of the castle. You even went to the nearby village to buy materials to repair the ruined areas you see around the castle.
>it was time to finally clean up the throne room. You walked up to the great portrait of Queen Shiori and asked for a blessing before you start dusting it off.
>you were halfway done cleaning the throne room when you feel something wet hitting on the top of your foot.
>it was Yorick! the cute little blob appeared out of nowhere and was jumping in circles after I noticed him. He was probably jumping with joy to see someone still in Inkwell but i was busy cleaning and ignored him...
>Yorick was long gone when i was done cleaning the throne room.

>a week passes, the trees surrounding Inkwell had begun to turn yellow to welcome autumn.
>you could hear the sound of marching in the distance from your room in the early morning.
>you walked to the window and saw a familiar army coming through. And the one leading it was no one other than your Queen, Shiori.
>you sprinted down to the gates as fast as you can to greet the return of Inkwell's residents. You opened the gates to welcome them back home.
>as you stand in front of your queen and the novelknights behind her, you noticed that they looked bewildered...
>you were also bewildered at the queen's and novelknights appearance. Shiori, wearing sandals,a cute frilly sundress, hair tied up in twintails. Novelknights were in their swimming trunks, some even still have their floaties on. As if they went on a beach vacation...
>"Uhm... novelknight #626 did you clean up and repair the castle?" Shiori asked you. You nodded. "We were hoping the rundown disrepair aesthetic of the castle would make it scarier for Halloween..." she continued.
>you fell to your knees and grab your head in despair, shocked at knowing what you done after hearing the Queen's explanation.
maybe Yorick was trying to stop me back in the throne room.
>Shiori came over and put her hand on your shoulder. "There, there novelknight, it's ok, it's not your fault. You didn't know that we went on vacation." she said. "anyway... it's time for a..." she continued when you tilt your head up to face your queen, she pulls you in closer gives you an "INAPPROPRIATE HUGGGG".

>> No.59297920

>>59297857
I'll never believe you until she posts the "I love you" voice tweet.

>> No.59297947
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>>59296501
>Fauna
>ASMR
?
She barely does it twice a month

>> No.59297999

>>59297920
So clingy, this is why your mother doesn't love you.

>> No.59298006 [DELETED] 

Will Shioriiiiiin graduate this year? She is already done with her pathetic numbers. :)
She is like a cheap prostitute begging for super chats in pre chat....

>> No.59298008

Shiori is here. She is fucking here.

>> No.59298020

Yes it's, so does with other Holo that I've mentioned.
But, their content does fit with I had described.

>> No.59298091

>>59297999
I'm not that anon, my family loves me a bit too much.

>> No.59298107

>>59297857
this image keeps making me read the post in her funny voice

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I've slept maybe 10 hours combined these last 2 nights and I still need to finish packing my shit, clean my apartment, and drive 7 hours. My soul hurts.

>> No.59298267

Shiorin in the Smash stream!

>> No.59298316

>>59298267
w-where

>> No.59298323

>>59298267
Wrong Shio.

>> No.59298547

When I walk around the house, I often randomly just say "Shiorin~" out loud like a fucking lunatic. What is wrong with me.

>> No.59298565

>>59298547
/become/

>> No.59298686

>>59298267
STOP GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK AAAAIIIEEEEE

>> No.59298725

>>59298547
When I'm alone, I'm sometimes reciting
Shiobee~
Bee~orin~
Am I insane ?

>> No.59298838

>>59298547
>>59298725
Classic Shiothink. Known symptom. Submit to it. Bask in it. Nothing will go wrong.

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59298937

I miss coffee so much I have dreams of drinking it

>> No.59298976

>>59298937
Just drink some, novelight.

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>>59298976
I'm still sick with the unidentified tummy hort. Seeing a doctor on Friday. And then I'll probably get redirected to another specialist and that will take a couple days too. Fuck I just want to be healthy again

>> No.59299155

>>59297899
NTA but cute story, suits the aesthetic and gave me a little chuckle.
However there’s some small problems.
1.I usually avoid using same words too closely, unless it’s necessary.
>ex: littered, bewildered
2. Grammar and tenses of some sentences are off.
> Shiori was wearing sandals and a cute frilly sundress, with her hair tied up in twin tails.
I’m incompetent to correct all so I’ll pick this one as example.
3. Normally if I found the castle abandoned, I would start looking for reasons instead of cleaning it. The theme set up in the first part is a bit off.
Still, keep up on the writing anon, you’ll get better each time.

>> No.59299159

>>59298547
Not a big deal. vtuber fans pick up habits al the time. Get some help

>> No.59299195

>>59299018
Hmmm, will tea help as the substitute?

>> No.59299214

someone in shiori's hs group had a switch? so she'd be like 24 instead of like 30 like we thought? that's perfect for me. i need her fertile

>> No.59299258

>>59299214
Shiori repeated highschool 5 times, bro.

>> No.59299278

Okay, but seriously now. Did anybody notice what's different about her?

>> No.59299290

it's actually kind of surprising but i think shiori is actually the most prudish in EN which is perfection

>> No.59299313

>>59299290
ina ina ina...

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59299348

>>59299214
Brawl's online servers weren't up anymore by the time the Switch came out. There's a conspiracy here I tell you. The Freemasons are making her cover up and muddy information.

>> No.59299378

>>59299348
shiori is definitely the type of girl who would play smash 4 online and think it was brawl

>> No.59299394

>>59299155
yeah i didn't check all my grammar and tenses since am writing while watching today's VOD
also a reason why i didn't expand much on some plot points www

>> No.59299402

>>59299290
That would be Ina
Shiori only panics when it’s unexpected

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I also did a good deed for a total stranger today

>> No.59299438

>>59299313
>>59299394
my b i literally forget ina exists half the time

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>>59299378
>every time she's mentioned Brawl, it was actually Smash 4

>> No.59299494

>>59299405
I helped a geezer one time on how to use the kiosk to order food but he didn't give me any x-ray eyeglasses or time-stopping pocket watch...

>> No.59299504

If Shiori's parents are that religious, wouldn't they be pressuring her to have a family by now?

>> No.59299569

>>59299504
They gave up.

>> No.59299593

>>59299504
Papa's a gun-toting overprotective man, until a righteous man comes by to take care of her they won't ever let her go.
That man being me, of course.

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>>59299438
Here’s a Reddit meme for a counterpoint

>> No.59299631

>>59299504
They found the C.AI logs and gave up on her.

>> No.59299638

>>59299494
Thosre are a rare drop dude. You have to many good deeds before you get those. Like years ago I was grinding that constantly and one day I grabbed a kids balloon that was getting swept away in the wind and got the" Wow you are such a nice guy" event and ended up with a girlfriend I upgraded into wife

>> No.59299653

>>59299593
And you're me, everyone's here ? are (You)

>> No.59299670

>>59299494
I didn't even think of that
I'd settle for a talisman that summons a lusty succubus

>> No.59299789

>>59299670
>Lust succubus
>Nerissa
What you gonna do ?

>> No.59299840

>>59299378
>>59299348
I'm a zoomer, and I'll be honest the entire time I've seen anons posting about brawl I thought they were talking about smash, I had to actually look brawl up now to see what it really was
>>59299214
I always thought she was a zoomer maybe capping out at a max of 26, dunno why anons really believed she was 30+
Despite being born in some Asian country, being raised by over protective freemason christians and living in the USA, she felt too similar and relatable to me in a way that all fellow zoomers with enough western influence do regardless of how they actually live

>> No.59299843

>>59299789
SEX
What else can I do

>> No.59299912

>>59299620
Why is fuwawa unpure?

>> No.59299943

>>59299840
>Wow these Melee players really worked hard to get into the big fighting game tournaments and and earn a measure of respect for their game
>Lets fuck it up by making you fall down randomly and letting Metaknight kill everythng with no effort

Dont worry kid you didnt miss much with Brawl

>> No.59299950

>>59299620
I think Fuwawa and Shiori should switch places. Fuwawa is good at hiding her degeneracy.

>> No.59300003
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>>59299789
Not gonna lie probably have sex with her retarded ass

>> No.59300019
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Cute morning NyavelKnyights~

>> No.59300029

>>59299943
smash will always be a casual fighter no matter the iteration. Only people who collect amiibos consider it competitive.

>> No.59300123

>>59299912
She likes incest and backseating her sister when she's trying to have sex.

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>>59300019
Good morning.

>> No.59300141

>>59299504
They probably are the type to ask her "hey when are we getting some grandkids?" every time they see her.

>> No.59300162

>>59300126
おはよございます

>> No.59300199

I spent the whole day at work smiling. God bless Shiori and her fat tits! As a matter of fact, I'm in such a good mood that I'm going to wish good mornings to burgers.
>>59300019
Morning, fat. Did you sleep well? I highly recommend checking out the Shiorium archive before getting out of bed. It fills you with good energy.

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>>59300162
おはよう
今日も頑張りましょう

>> No.59300282

>>59299943
>Metaknight
Oh...
When I looked up brawl to see what it was just now the first result was this completely different game with no results about smash https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brawl_Stars, I actually didn't know brawl was smash 3 until looking even further after reading this response. I honestly didn't even really know there were multiple smash games, despite having 4 in the title I'd never really considered the existence of other games as they were irrelevant as 4 is all I ever knew
>Super Smash Bros. Brawl was released in 2008
Yeah, that's an oji game now

>> No.59300296

>>59300242
はい、お手柔らかに。

>> No.59300318 [DELETED] 

>>59299950
Hence Shiori’s higher in intelligence

>> No.59300328

>>59300282
underage please leave this site

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>>59300199
Good morning Eurolite. Glad to hear Shiori's udders got you through work.

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>>59300328
It's only a few months away until the year 2024 anon...
>2024 - 2008 = 16
Forget about playing brawl in highschool, people that were born the same year as it's release date are getting ready to graduate highschool
People born after the year 2000 were allowed to start posting on this site over 5 years ago ojisan...

>> No.59300589

>>59300328
Not him but I was born 2004, fuck you

>> No.59300625

chopin nocturne op. 9 no. 2 are definitely the music that I will listen while witnessing the end of the world.

>> No.59300677

>>59300625
Try Nocturne Op 48 No. 1

>> No.59300727

>>59300589
I was born in 1987
Fuck off

>> No.59300756

>>59300727
Don't you have a bingo night to go to or something, old man?

>> No.59300791

>>59300727
Can't believe we have elderly people here...

>> No.59300798

>>59300727
How did it feel getting to meet George Washington?

>> No.59300829

Vtubing peaked in the 19th century.

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>>59300512
>People born after the year 2000 were allowed to start posting on this site over 5 years ago ojisan...
I was born after the year 2000 myself...

>> No.59300957

>>59300727
How is your retirement pension going?

>> No.59300963

>>59300756
What do you mean, sonny boy.
We have a bingo /here/, everyday She's on telly, we also playing a bingo.

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Younger users make me mad because I wish I was 19 again

>> No.59301063 [DELETED] 

>>59300756
Let's play poker instead
https://lipoker.io/game/54233098665682629641

>> No.59301134

the ps2 is NOT retro btw

>> No.59301196

>>59301134
But is Kingdom Hearts a classic?

>> No.59301208

>>59301134
Sanae.jpg

>> No.59301244

>>59301196
sure

>> No.59301327

>>59300957
I'm doing good with my candy store.
Peanut brittle, sour apple, we make them.

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>>59300727
Is this you gramps

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>> No.59301486

bookmark novel
what a silly name

>> No.59301538

>>59301485
Shiori is FAT, that's why she refuse to eat dinner

>> No.59301596

>>59301485
....why does she keep fidgeting ?

>> No.59301783

How much lost weight are we actually talking about though? Some girls take joy on losing two pounds.

>> No.59301970

>>59301783
She's a fucking deadbeat.

>> No.59302092

Vacation vlog never ever

>> No.59302111

>>59302092
this wednesday

>> No.59302243
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59302243

I love Shiori

>> No.59302429
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>>59302243
I love her more!

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Is writing prompt supposed to be today?

>> No.59302619
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>>59302429
no I love her more

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>> No.59302677

>>59302243
What a coincidence

>> No.59302702

>>59302509
Time to find out in 1 hour and half

>> No.59302764

Prove that you love Shiori.

>> No.59302785
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>>59302619
No, I love her more +1.

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>>59302671

>> No.59303309

You were right, it's dangerous to think

>> No.59303334

>>59303309
If only it was a choice to think.

>> No.59303495
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59303495

I got to the phase in life where I'm watching all my friends move on to adult lives, be busy with work, getting married, and I'm going nowhere.

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>>59301485
>those thighs
I am... a Noveknight of cute...

>> No.59303563

>>59303495
I made this post

>> No.59303567

>>59303495
Get a job?

>> No.59303586

>>59303495
Yeah... but it doesn't bother me that much, I'm just happy for them

>> No.59303624

>>59303495
https://youtu.be/afkN9H9aLow

>> No.59303667

>>59303586
You're very wise Shiori

>> No.59303837
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>>59303495
Society has failed and you should kill the normalfriends before offing yourself

>> No.59303902

>>59299950
No way fuwawa is more intelligent than shiori though

>> No.59303991
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>>59303837
I'm not killing anyone but it's true that society has failed me. It took me until like 2 or 3 years ago to realize that learning/studying involves understanding the knowledge in some way and not just remembering it. When I was in school nobody bothered letting me know that, they just yelled at me and vocalized their disappointment.

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>>59303495
>>59294000
Writefag kun?

Hows this?
>The Little Slime Who…
The little black slime woke up one morning
From the nook and cranies of it’s rockfilled cave it spew forth
The dark forests which was his home, ever so gloomy and it’s air filled with malcontent
It was not a happy place.
The forest beasts, small, decrepit and misformed. The Slime, ever fearful of attacks and harassment.
Suddenly thunder roared in the distance. And with a flash of light, the rain started pouring!
The Slime garbled out a shriek! Quickly, quickly it gooed forward, the rain hitting it, diluting the slimes form and viscosity being drained! A LARGE LEAF! A large leaf hanging over a rock! Safety!
The Slime reached his goal. Though saddened, one third of it was gone.
It wept tearlessly, so lonely, so abandoned… desperate. Hours and hours ticking by… The Slime fell asleep.
The Slime woke to an unusual feeling. Through the treetops the sun was shining! How peculiar. The Slime had rarely felt warmth during its short life… it wanted more!
Through muddpuddles and small lakes that had formed, it skipped from rock to rock, from treetrunk to treetrunk, faster and faster. Until he reached the end of the forest
GREEN FIELDS! Basking in the sun’s warm embrace. The Slime smiled as the warmth flowed over his form. Mountains in the distant, gleaming white tips of snow. A road leading for the forest… there was something odd over the hill. “What are those strange mountains?” the Slime asked itself. How far had it run?
The Slime was weary, but the dirt road became slowly dry. It was safe to travel
As the Slime scooted forward, the odd mountains came closer.
Spires of stone reaching to the sky. Roads of stone connecting to the strange thin mountains. They connected to something more familiar shaped below. “Didn't those strange twolegged pink things call them houses?” it remembered some odd gathering of these houses together, he had stumbled upon them in the forest once!
The Slime soon stood at the long stone road, ahead of him, connected to the large house with the odd thin mountains. It heard water running below, jumped up to its railing. A wide river beneath.
Quickly it was down again. What was this place?
Suddenly someone picked it up! The face of a… human?! The Slime trembled in fear! He yellow eyes, red smile, black and white hair! W-was she going to eat him?!
”Oh hello there little guy! You seem lost! Want to come over to my place?" a soft giggle as the strange human stroke over its jellylike top.
Feelings of belonging washing over it, if it had a heart it would thunder like the storm before, as she carried him towards the Castle. “Come! Let’s meet your new friends little one!”
The Slime was Home.

>> No.59304094

>>59303495
Eh. I got a good tech job after being a neet or an unemployed student for most of my 20s and now I'm not sure if there is any point trying with stronger AI around the corner. It's hard to care about anything these days. I'll probably just retire next year. 3 year total lifetime employment experience, let's go.

>> No.59304279
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I love Shiorin the mostest!

>> No.59304343
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I wish the Lord would take me

>> No.59304376
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Good morning, I love Shiori a whole lot.

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>>59303991
>Not killing anyone
Faggot

>> No.59304701
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59304701

Guys, I'm being serious. I'm in love with Shiori Novella.

>> No.59304798

>>59300029
melee has a higher skill ceiling than most fighting games if not all of them tho.

>> No.59304822

>>59304701
Yeah me too, I'm that mentally ill

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>>59299943
>>59300029
>>59304798
Smash is not a fighting game

>> No.59305009

>>59304822
Love isn't a mental illness.

>> No.59305046

>>59305009
Yeah it's several

>> No.59305056

>>59305009
My love for her is, you don't even want to know about it.

>> No.59305124

Love is like fever; it comes and goes without the will having any part of the process.

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>>59305124
I recognize this quote

>> No.59305260

Fuck, I forgot. I can't bake. Anybody else wants or should I do some tricks?

>> No.59305422

>>59305260
I can do it, I guess.

>> No.59305525

>>59305422
Have you baked before or are you a new one?

>> No.59305684

Next page.

>>59305563
>>59305563

>> No.59305700

Story prompt is up.

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