/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Michiru has been asleep for 2 days...

>>59189965

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

Imagine Shiina, but pregnant

8 days.

>>59190061
Having Shiina as your mother would suck, she's too neurotic

I love Tenma. I want to marry Tenma. I will marry Tenma. I want to spend time with Tenma. While I would train even if she wasn't there, I train harder knowing that she will see it one day, and I want to impress her. I want to hug and kiss her. I want to greet her from her work. I want to make delicious food for her. I want to listen to her explaining some game I never played. I want to listen to her rambling about how she hates her work. I want to make her a good cup of good coffee. I want to hug her while she rambles and drinks coffee. After she's done rambling and drinking coffee, I would want to kiss her. And then we can do whatever she would want to do. We can watch movies together, we can listen to music together. We can just cuddle, I would love to do that. If she's too angry, she can punch me — I will take it, I will endure it so that she can feel better. She can punch a bag, yes, but, personally, I found out that punching other people releases more pressure. I would do all that because I want to make her happy. I want to make her comfortable. I want to be the husband she loves.

Because I love Tenma.

yes pippants
yes pippanties

jig

>>59190013

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>59190086
I could fix her

I love Shiina!

I wish Hime would stream more stuff like Dredge. She's cute and fun but her taste in games is kinda shit.

>>59190061
I will make Shiina pregnant.

>>59190020

>>59189941
Are you using the old Lora?

Jelly effortlessly DEVOURING my huge meat

>>59190146
I remember those streams, those were nice and comfy.

was bored and decided to check out a lia vod. i swear to god, half of the vod was her just saying
>HUH?
>HUH?
>HUH?
>HUH?
>wait, what?
>HUH?
>HUH?
over and over ad infinitum. this is your oshi?

>>59190061
Don't worry I'm working on it right now

>>.59190080
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1705214443863544284

>>59190101
https://puzzle.aggie.io/jBhPQz

>>59190213
huh?

>>59190213
Yes.

I love this Panda

Guys, I think Lia is kind of a dweeb

>>59190229
What the fuck happened here?
I meant to quote >>59190080

>>59190213
ye

>>59190203
They were the best. Take us back Hime.

Rie is a Catholic virgin.

>>59189941
Booty

>>59190236
>Abandoned his own jig

>>59190307
Rie is chinese and probably takes it up the ass.
Strike that.
She is in diapers from being an anal queen.

>>59190213
Lia huh?

rie is a protestant whore

>>59190213
She's doing a tiktok NPC bit

>>59190331

>>59190326
She is in diapers for other reasons

>>59190213
One Lia 'huh' carries more information that you can handle, idiot.

>>59190383
Pippa told her to put them on.

>>59190331
KEK

>>59190383
I wonder if she ever went through with buying that custom pacifier. I know she got the choker.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sBS_KhAi1kA&pp=ygUGRmlsaWFu#searching

>>59190193
>you will never be a cow
>you will never feel Jelly's warm touch as she pets you and takes pictures for her audience
>you will never feel the panic as she puts the cattle gun to your head and pulls the trigger, killing you instantly
>you will never be butchered and grilled to perfection
>your flank will never be devoured by Jelly
>will never be digested and converted into energy, keeping Jelly happy and healthy for the rest of the day

>>59190229
Jelly when she sees my penis

HEY PIPPA YOU DONGNORAMUS!!!! Answer your DMs!!!! Its a lot of attention and its scary and you dont know the right thing to do, but you CAN do it!!! Its always tough to talk to people you like because you dont want to insult them or make them mad or cause them to dislike you. Thats just how it is sometimes and you gotta power through it. You are a gentle and kind person, so dont worry if you are rejected! They are in the wrong!!! Proud of you! Pippa love! Get more pipellows for winter!!

>>59190473
not with that attitude

Reminder that Jelly is a 45 year old hag

>>59190515
yeah, mine

PIPPA YOU ARE WONDERFUL

THANKS FOR ALL THE GREAT STREAMS

>>59190484
my rrat is that pipellow poster is pippa trying positive affirmation for herself

>>59190146
>More Dredge
Please no

>>59190326
Anal with Rie!

>>59190473
I was waiting for this post

>>59190515
hot

>tfw Lia and Airi were going to graduate Phase and leave with Yuri but changed their minds at the last second so Yuri left alone

>>59190609
Hime's secret to enjoying anal is to only fuck shotas

Oh, hai Pippa

>>59190628
interesting rrat, explain

>>59190515
Finally a chuuba older than me!

>tfw lumi was supposed to blow up the third world trade center tower but it collapsed on it's own

>>59190628
This is something women would do.

i wanna breastfeed Wemi and change her diapers.

>>59190589
awful taste anon

>>59190529
Cute rabbit!

stinky

>>59190082
I really like the smudging brush I used for the eyebags in this. I should make more of these.

>>59190726

retards

>>59190383
>Has literally said on stream “I think wearing a diaper wouldn’t be so bad.”
>Has a model called Hime-Baby
>Constantly uses a pacifier and kindergarten outfit asset

>>59190888
Yeah me

>>59190726
Would you breastfeed Hime and change her diapers?

[Sanaka News]
he thinks that phase talents are boring and not the content he wants to watch

>>59190948
yes! she's quite cute.

>>59190547
I believe this, it's typed with feminine hands I can feel it.

>>59190972
Based and same.

>>59190547
i think you mean pippositive affirmation

>>59190972
And Tenma will never make a voicepack. Based.

>>59190972
It is very well known that his taste is dogwater.

>>59191026

>>59191052
who has worse taste
sakana or pippa?

>>59191091
two side of the same shit coin

>>59191091
(You)

>>59191052
is luwud a femboy or girl

>>59191112
He's a male footfag.

Pippa had a fungal lung infection for YEARS and she absolutely didn't give a shit. Its not meme, She needs cognitive behavioral therapy for her own good.

>>59191130
what's with the plushies then

>>59191052
I hope he has to wait months on his next prebuilt he orders.

>>59191109
(me? :D)

>>59191151
agreed
pippa cbt needs to happen

>>59191157
it has feet doesn't it?

>>59191091
Pippa has good tastes

>>59191180
Yes, (you). You have worse taste.

>>59191052
And just like that sakana lost all of his credibility

>>59191222
I cant even be bothered to prove you wrong

>>59191151
No, she's fine

>>59191224
D:

Pngko is such a brat the way she sways back and forth just a little bit

>>59191310
;-D

>>59191222
She has decent taste in girls but that's about it.

>>59191052
>Versace shirts
>alienware
Sakana is basically a SoundCloud rapper/fighting game streamer in the body of a Canadian.

>>59191222
True true.

>>59191052
This is the first thing I've seen in a while that made me physically cringe. Something about the way he wrote that sent a wave of revulsion over me
>>59191229
He had credibility to lose?

Reminder: Shiina teased and joked about how hot the animation was when she received it. Pretty shitty to raise people’s expectations and then suddenly decide to not deliver.
We could have had a Shiina animation from this guy.
https://files.catbox.moe/59apez.MP4

>>59191222

>>59191222
Here's your reply

>>59191440

>>59191151
>been vomitting daily for almost a decade, not even deliberately, it just comes up by itself after a meal or later in the day. Also not over eating most days so idk what it is
>Never asked for help
Do I win?

RATE THE FOX
RATE THE YANDERE
RATE THE KENERGY
RATE THE COFFEE
RATE THE STREAM

Tenma onahole....

Tenga Maemi, my beloved.

tenga maemi...

>>59191518
I want the sponsership to happen
10/10

>>59191520
Where are her breasts?

>>59191520
her flat chest so perfect uuuuuu

>>59191511
your esophagus must be scarred and fucked up from the acid

What happened to NotTheo? Why did he stop clipping tenma

Which girls in Phase Connect have pierced nipples?

extravagant cock

>>59191650
Why is she like this?

>>59191151
No, she doesn't need NPC training. Theres nothing strange about not going to the doctor, literally most people wouldn't go to the doctor for that. Curious as to what the diagnosis is, but there are tons of chronic and minor conditions that doctors have no clue about because they dont cause pain or harm your living standards.

>>59191651
Dizzy, I just know it

>>59191621
Cool, chicks dig scars

>>59191651
Ember

>>59190972
tell him lol has a team of trannies now

>>59191692
you are gonna die anon
go to a doctor

>>59191518
I was, again, half asleep for the whole of the stream, she's so relaxing, I love her/10
The game, objectively, was shit. Meaning that it was a good game for the stream/10
I didn't watch Barbie/10
Never bought it, don't think it can even be delivered in my country/10
10/10 My someday-will-be wife is as lovely as always and I LOVE TENMAAAAAAA

Which girls in Phase Connect have pierced cocks?

>>59191692
only ones they can see retard

is panko always retarded

I'm getting real tired of Panko's blatant favoritism in chat. Who knew that openly being parasocial actually works on her

>>59191642
V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N. He's on vacation.

>>59191642
He's on vacation.

>>59191766
Name them

>>59191766
2 more weeks

>>59191751
Dizzy

>>59191791
Kintak, Gasmask

>>59191776
extravagant cock!

>>59191838
>nude daki
Jesus Dizzy

>>59191725
>you are gonna die anon
good, I deserve it

>>59191864
both of those are me, name 1 more

>>59191864
I'll keep an eye out for them and see if she actually does. Kinda cringe if she is, might cancel my member. Thank you for this knowledge.

>>59191766
>favoritism
To who?

>>59191151
>This is the inside of your oshi's lungs
Hot

>>59191766
Why wouldn't who be openly parasocial? Don't you want your oshi to know that you love her?

>>59191794
Until what

My brain keeps making me sad

Why is Lumi like this?

>>59191983

Me and my GF Hime

>>59191927
omg slugma

>>59191766
Do you not tell your oshi you love her? No wonder she doesn't like you

>>59191977
THE DEATH OF THIS CRUEL WORLD

So can we call Panko the biggest vtuber in Italy? Does anyone know about an bigger Italian vtubers?

>>59191151
>finally overcomes her brainworms and goes to the doctor
>gets treatment for her longterm health problems
>tells chat about it
>SHE NEEDS THERAPY

>>59192088
dunno about that one chielf she's pretty fucking short

>>59192088
Geega is Italian.

>>59192129
She needs to get pregnant.

>>59191991
maybe she's just lonely.

>>59192152
Who?

>>59192023
why are bitos like this?

>>59192152
Really?

>>59191983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H07XnUd9_Hs

>>59192206
natural selection, only the gayest bitos can find a partner liker

Wemi is leaving us after Friday! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>59192198
General Geega.
>>59192215
Ye.

>>59192232
I legitimately can't remember the last time I was happy in the last 15 years.

>>59192310
male detected

>>59192129
They are antis. Behavior therapy is basically new age lobotomy.

>>59191151
Ugly people like her and Fraxinus (renamed himself as "Worthless Fat Bitch) deserve to die.

How does one weave a basket underwater?

>>59192369
Very carefully.

I awake. Pippa love~!

>>59192129
>>59192180
I'll do it for the cause brothers. No need to thank me.

>>59192277
Then why does she list English and Korean as her languages in twitter? I didn't even realize Vshojo added more members.

3 racoon kisses

New words for the filter.

>try to book a doctor's appointment.
>have to use an online form, can't call.
>Online form is closed until tomorrow.
>A FUCKING ONLINE FORM IS CLOSED.
>Literally have to be analysed and aren't even guaranteed an appointment if they don't you are worthwhile.

I would move to America if it wouldn't make me a hypocrite.

>>59192332
Why are you men apparently so sad all the time? Just to talk to your friends

>>59192369
a better question to ask is how one might weave a basket without submerging the canes to soften them

Iori is streaming
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

>>59191991
women

>>59192491
>friends
lol
lmao

>>59191991
Is this real?

RATE THE PANDA
RATE THE GAME
RATE THE SCUFF
RATE THE STREAM

>>59192491
Men aren't supposed to be happy, we are disposable and are supposed to work until we drop dead.

>>59192576
cutest/10
honestly it was very boring, Panko made it bearable/10
gifko/10
uuu i miss Panko/10

>>59192522
Slut with 10 different STIs

>>59192576
>RATE THE PANDA
10/10
>RATE THE GAME
Ada best waifu but it looks like it's horribly optimized/10
>RATE THE SCUFF
We got 3 panda kisses/10
>RATE THE STREAM
As Always 10/10. Panko LOVE.

>>59192576
they had to change my optometrist appointment and now i might miss the stream tomorrow

>>59192576
She is restrained. I wish she would speak freely more often.

>>59192491
a lot of men on 4chan are prone to defeatism and frequently psych themselves out of tangible progress, attitude and perspective adjustments are often things weight lifting and nofap can't fix.

>>59192491
Male loneliness means "I stopped having a working phone in 2021 and I've only been mildly inconvenienced", femchama.
I've gone 15 months without talking to someone I wasn't related or subservient to and counting.
Lonely men just stop existing.

>>59192487
They dont have walk in clinics where you are? Though, even in America a lot are closed on sunday. Anyways, they usually dont care unless you are in a lot of pain or its crippling you in some way, then they might just say go to the emergency room of a hospital.
Thanks migrant and politicians for giving us this shit health system across the whole world :)

>>59192491
its not that simple. the few friends the few of us here have are typically no better off than we are for one thing.

>>59192697
>might miss the stream tomorrow
She said she MIGHT stream tomorrow so you have a good chance you won't miss anything.

>>59192576
not enough VRAM/10
lag/10
pngko/10
extravagant clock/10
no chest/10

>>59192491
I hate women so much it's unreal. fuck you bitch

>>59192753
that's why i said "might"

>>59192491
>Just to talk to your friends
Freinds?

>>59192776
I'm retarded please andastand

>>59192770
Be nice, she probably didn't mean anything bad, people might be willing to hear you out and help you if you are not nice to hem

>>59192332
Ayep.

>>59192491
My only social interaction comes from this thread

>>59192400
She's half Italian, she also used to be a pretty big indie before joining VShojo so it's weird many anons don't know about her.

https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1706052724490485823
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1706052724490485823

>>59189941
Tradwife Shiina…

Jigg?
Jong?
Juice?

>>59192908
anon said "in italy". she's in italy?

>>59192841
while i agree with you, women, while far from the only one, are a major problem to the current state of men.
Its like asking someone to be nice to the civilian of a country after the soldiers of that country have spent months trying to kill them.

>>59190082
Joewari da…

>>59192400
>half italian
So she's Italian American and not actually italian?
I'm italian american too and I feel ashamed to call myself italian around panko

[Weird news] Phase Friend Microsoft is getting into nuclear energy

>>59192926
what a lewd little fox.

>>59192973
>>>/r9k/

>>59192487
America is worse

>>59192252
>I won't be able to catch any of them
Well, maybe she'll stream long on Wednesday.... maybe? Please?

>>59192887
Does your oshi not read your messages? Poor soul.

>>59192973
Wrong board.

>>59193050
the grass is always greener

>>59192908
Why would somebody know anything about an orbiter from Twitch?

>>59192887
Why is that?

Iori is talking about naked men

>>59193060
I don't chat anymore because I feel like I'm an annoying cringe lord and they don't like me, I really embarrassed myself in lumi's chat, because I made a JFK joke but got his initials wrong or something.

>>59193050
He'd probably get all that and still has to pay.

>>59193034
kek
lmao
never been there never will.
an increasing majority of modern young men are feeling alienated and disconnected from the opposite sex. whether you like it or not its no longer some isolated meme communities opinion that theres something wrong between the genders.

>>59192946
My bad I misread the post. Then ye she probably is the biggest the only two others I know that actually live in Italy are Yuniiho and Dya Rikku.

>>59192841
>uhhh, just like talk to your friends? like duhhh? like, men are like SOOO stupid
Did you even read the post? It might be simple ignorance but it was mean-spirited all the same. It's condescending and dismissive, the exact opposite of someone who wants to hear why it's wrong.

>>59190383
>>59190893
Rie is the chuuba for the true abdl experience.

>>59192504

>>59192908
anon the only 2 vwhorejos you should assume everyone knows are kson and pink cat (who is bad)

>>59193122
I'm incredibly reserved and I don't leave my room, I don't like most social situations and I don't really like myself.

>>59191447
She’s never gonna release it dude

>>59191953
Not that retard, but I don't. Respect lurkers please

>>59193155
It's okay, Lumi probably giggled at your mistake and forgot it 5 seconds later.
Try to remember that the only way to really be a cringe lord is just spamming or being overtly sexual.

>>59192973
Right board

>>59193205
Are you ugly, cute, beautiful, sexy, average?

>>59193081
Just saying I'm American and my health provider doesn't let you schedule appointments if it isn't 9 to 5 on a weekday. Then you have to get the appointment. Then you still have to pay.

Yes my provider is shit and I should get a new one, but america doesn't have magic instant health care unless you pay out the ass for an emergency room visit in most places.

>>59193134
Are we supposed to watch her in the nude?
Buck naked, as it were

Jigg?
Jong?
Juice?

>>59193061
maybe

>>59193272
I made two lewd joke in Lia's chat, the first one she told rinmama and she laughed at the second one.

>>59193285
Idk, I'm ugly I guess.

Why are Euros, Asians, SEA monkies, Latinx, and Canadiens like this?

>>59193161
>>59192725
>>59192973
It's not just "feeling alienated" it's that the modern cultural zeitgeist that women have is anathema to the male existence. Everything that women today do as an average makes men sad. This has become such a prevalent issue that even conventionally "successful" men are getting hit by it now. Until there is a mainstream cultural movement to change the way that women are viewed and view themselves in society nothing will improve.

>>59193374
I'll Jong

>>59193356
She's super erotic, doen't you know.

>>59192933
>>59193374
ima bout to go get food, so no juice for the moment.
ask the anon 3 posts below mine though he LOVES freshly squeezed phase girl juice, 100%.

>>59189941
what model is this bro?

>>59193394
Because your system is inferior.

>>59193394
FUCK YOU AMERINEIGHBOR WHAT IS EVEN THAT

>>59192491
I make friends easily, problem is, normies are idiots that will never really try and connect with you, all they do is go through the motions all and parrot the same shit for every conversation, I heard 5 women tell me the same factoid shitty from twitter just this week

>>59193505
Do you prefer your phase girl juice pulp or no pulp?

>>59190628
Produce evidence for this claim.
I will not let you slander our beloved titty wolf.

>>59192310
Do something about that.
>>59192491
Global Modernist Stockholm Syndrom/existentialism
>>59192770
You're a bigger bitch
>>59192973
They're not having a good time of it either. Accept that.

>>59193195
Geega is good though. I discovered her from a bat collab stream before Vshojo, she has good energy and a peak taste in games.

>>59193394
>what the fuck is lbs
el beez nuts

>>59193386
Someone used a video game charactor to compare my looks to it. Which charactor could you compare yourself to?

>>59193394
Because maybe I don't want to hear about your feet when I ask you how tall you are

pon doko?

>>59193195
>pink cat (who is good)

>>59192731
True, a lot of dudes struggle with the same problems. Best we can do sometimes is to let eachother we understand what they're going through

>>59192491
because my fantasy football team is shitting the bed.

>>59193644
She's on her way back from Traditional Latin Mass.

>>59193597
>They're not having a good time of it either. Accept that.
Never said they were. but ive seen more men who understand and want a solution, including what men themselves need to change, then woman. by alot. both genders need to recognize and change their ways to fix things, and im not convinced yet they are trying or willing (in comparable numbers).

>>59193195
pink cat (bad) is no longer in vwhorejo

>>59193600
It's because geega is part of the twitch indie vshojo adjacent girls nobody outside of the sphere knows, also everyone was thinking it was going to be Nina and her being the new member instead was like a wet fart especially when iron lung was hyping everyone up about it

>>59193622
it's your mind that goes there not mine

>>59192491
I live in a world that does not live up to God’s standards, and actively hates Him. Friends help, but they cannot fix this hell.

>>59193597
This is not the thread for you to promote your feminist fantasies. /pcg/ has never been feminism friendly. Please leave asap.

>>59193429
agreed, though it should be pointed out women are exactly happy too. they're just less willing to admit their part in it, for whatever reason.

>>59193644
in like half an hour, but she only said roughly 6pm pst so who knows.

>>59193741
She's barely even a vtuber any more.

>>59193663
we must always remember, bros before hoes...

>>59193537
What was the fun fact?

>>59193801
We love women here

>>59193597
>Global Modernist Stockholm Syndrom/existentialism
Cool word salad.

>>59193321
You can just go to urgent care. Which is open 24 hours a day if its not emergency room worthy. And yeah the hospital costs money. But medical debt doesn't effect your credit so you can legit push that shit off practically forever and if you do decide to pay it if you wait long enough the price gets reduced. The expensive thing is getting insurance so you don't have to only go to the hospital or urgent care. Like if you want to see specialists or a dr like once a year. Also cheaper prescriptions. But a hospital can not refuse someone even if they don't have insurance. My last ex had retartedly high medical debt and didn't stop her from getting a loan from the bank or buying a car. The really expensive shit is some of the best drs just flat out don't take insurance so you gotta pay out of pocket. But they usually can see you in less than a week. It just is fucking bread and you actually have to pay upfront.

>>59193875
go eat some alfredo you stinky

>>59192568
It's real. I made the tweet

>>59193919
>alfredo
that's american

>>59193813
Women refuse to admit that their attitudes on life and relationships are the problem, and they never will until they're held to account. Even when they all recognize that the end of their path is despair they still walk it because they're allowed.

>>59193958
shut up fagioli

>>59193597
disgusting fat pig whore

>>59193878
Yeah, I love women.

>>59192973
True, but a better analogy would be like a thief telling you to just work harder while they get all the benefits.

Which Phase girl would make the best trad wife?

>>59193972
Just lost a 7 year relationship to this exact thing occuring.

>>59194044
Me.

>>59194044
*tard

>>59194044
none of them

>>59193727
Unfinished business, sure.
>>59193801
This is a board for people who enjoy the company of women. You need to reconsider coming here. This isn't /r9k/ and I am not trying to promote anything by telling assholes to gtfo or deal with it etc. Okay? Calm down

>>59194044
Shiima

>>59192129
She does need someone to talk shit out with at least, but I don't understand how so many of these fucking retards can turn a blind eye to the major strides she's made with self care.

>>59193613
Idk I don't play video games. I've been told I look like a young, skinner Peter Kay or the kid from this is England, that and Lewis Capaldi.

>>59194044
Panko or Jelly

>>59193034
>wow you were abused? lets but you in this box so we can keep abusing you and not feel bad about it :)

>>59194088
OTSUHIME

>>59194044
Lumi

>>59194044
Panko

>>59194044
(You).

>>59194100
>This is a board for people who enjoy the company of women

>>59194120
>but

>>59194100
Do you like yuri?

>>59194044

>>59194044
Pippa
LOOK AT THE CAPTCHA, IT SAYS HAG!

>>59194100
ywnbaw

>>59192504
I love this deer. The game she played with Beri was pretty neat.

>>59194114
Jelly if you want a wife who’s ok with putting in physical labor
Panko if you want a wife who will gladly shoot illegals

>>59194100
this is good bait

>>59194044

>>59194100
>This is a board for people who enjoy the company of women.
LMAO.

>>59194100
This is a board for people who hate actual women. If anyone should leave it'd be you

Jerry...

>>59194057
Shit, man. That sucks.

>>59194044

>>59194111
When I was in high school, a girl told me that I looked like Richard Rahl (from the Sword of Truth novel.) A guy that I was friends with said I look like Nicolas Cage. Graduated in 2014, now at 28 someone says I look like Lester Crest from GTA 5.

>>59194434
R

>>59193882
They all mean something, fr fr.
Salad that is good for you.

OK BUT WHO AM I GOING TO IMPREGNATE TO GIVE BIRTH TO WEMI

Phase Friend Eepy is streaming in YouTube if you didn't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrnlsHIUyOU

>>59194044
Lumi and its not even close. Although shes only the most well trained to be one, the actual practice part of it might be a nightmare. Best bet would to keep her constantly fretting about kids to not got menhera on you and also avoid her as much as possible

>>59194501
Also Wemi

>>59194468
You know, I just can't stop wanting to say these words:

I love this woman.

>>59193429
I don't get where you people come from, this doesn't seem to be reflective of reality at all.

>>59194501
Ioriposter

>>59194044
define the metrics for tradwife.
People will just post their oshi unless you give concrete metrics!

>>59194437
Maybe if I keep losing weight it will get better

>>59194514
Sleepy cute

>>59194101
>>59194263
>>59194434
>ywn have a loving marriage with your trad wife Shiina until she has a mental breakdown over some minor thing and stabs you in the chest in the middle of the night
>ywn feel the life slipping away from you as she sobs realizing she made a mistake and begs you not to die

>>59194257
I prefer Pippa, Tenma and Lumi.

>>59194360
These are actual women though. You want fake women, go back to anime/hentai. Help yourself.

>>59193972
Having been around women of all ages, I can safely say they never mature past the age of 12. They can fake it pretty well, but they’re still children in the head. Always make the same mistakes, never learn, never figure out what’s better for them, etc. There’s a reason why single women are such a blight on the world, and why women have always required a father or husband to care for most of life’s issues for them.
The ONLY exception, and they are rare, are women so autistic they manage to cognate more like men.
This doesn’t make them worthless or all bad, mind you. They’re good at their own subset of things, many of which men aren’t. Thinking emotionally, for one, which is a necessary skill in many cases. Nurturing. Biological functions men can’t fulfill. But, by design, they can’t do what men can do, and they can’t think like men, even in situations where they desperately need to. They need us just as much as we need them.

Uruka in 2 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KOL-_ZdT1M

>>59194648
Kill yourself.

>>59194044

>>59189984
Yeah, with me

>>59194044
Lumi is literally the only answer. Any other answer is retarded.

>>59194687
Would headpat the one in front row far left

>>59192491
Friends have nothing to do with it. It's just that men strive for stoicism, and that can get in the way of happiness. A lot.
True carefree joy is for children and college girls.

>>59194728
Be sure to use a comfy blankie

>>59194648
I could already tell who you were a fan of based off your posts faggot.

>>59194514
I know her through her interactions with Pippa. As a fan can you give me a GRD, besides "she likes guns, she gots booba"

>>59194262
SHES A CAKE YOU FUCK A CAKE. There is still time for me to save her~!

>Women le bad episode
Cringe

>>59194637
I've already thought of this Gosling and overcome it.
I am stronger than your efforts to hurt me in the exact way I have already hurt myself. Now I just want her to be my Handler in AC6.

Which phase girl would be the best completely platonic friend?

>>59194603
The thing is, I don't think I'm that much bigger now as I was then. I don't know what changed.

>>59194687
What is this paradise?

>>59194797
None of them.

>>59194797
I don't have platonic girl friends.

>>59194811
You probably just need to take better care of yourself in general

>>59194514

>>59194782
yeah, the truth is often unpleasant to behold.

>>59194797
I would pick up con sluts with Lia

>>59194821
This is what awaits you if you martyr yourself in the name of Allah

>>59194797
Lumi. It's her constant state and it's fun when she flirts her own line.
Also stop farming (You)s with a repeat question, I'm very susceptible.

>>59194867
is that a toof or drool?

>>59194797
Pippa

>>59194593
My oshi would be a horrible trad wife though. Hell I don't even think I think of her romantically.

>>59194779
>YOU FUCK A CAKE
CAKES ARE FOR EATING NOT FOR FUCKING. KEEP YOUR PENIS OUT OF THE KITCHEN

>>59194728
Is this an AI touch up?

>>59194761
Who do you like?
I do like all the girls generally. The way the company is majority women managers really shows.

>>59194883
Inshallah

>>59194913
>CAKES ARE FOR EATING NOT FOR FUCKING

>>59194687
Those background Urukas should've never been let out of the cloning pods.

>>59194870
>Lia gets so sick of you trying to bang her she pawns you off on some consults, then gets jelous.
Based.

>>59194797
>female platonic friend
Waste of time.

ethmin is dead
ethmin jr. is dead

>>59194797
Hahahahahahahahahaha

>>59194964
You can still have fun if ultimately passionless and transactional sex with a platonic friend

>>59194982
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

>say I haven't been very happy for a long time
>people use it to start a retarded ideological war
Shit like this doesn't help.

>>59194779
>Pippa is cake

>>59194782
More like femanon having a bad trip