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That's a pretty good quote.

>>59157098
I'm not your little p*gchamp, twitch creature.

SHIORI CUTE

>>59157352
I be her's if you don't want

https://files.catbox.moe/w87mxo.webm
https://streamable.com/r0do0q

This is what I want to give HER!

Going back from the supermarket, I bought Milk, Krave, Oreos, and many other things that will remind me of Shiori whenever I consume them.

Suppose this might be good to have isolated too.
https://files.catbox.moe/rskbbw.webm
https://streamable.com/td5uc4

>>59157947
Krave?

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

feel disgusted knowing membership and SC is fueling her Dimitri addiction cuckshit

>>59158247
>cuckshit
?

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

My parasocial relationship with Shiori is doing to tear me apart and leave me with genuine emotional anguish at some point.

>>59158410
It's playing with fire. It's the bet of a lifetime. Can she provide me with enough positive affirmation and love so that I can confidently fix myself and improve my life or will I be left ruined beyond compare?

This is what Gemma looks like in my head.
She's the tallest among her siblings because they're a bunch of manlets and womanlets.
I love Menad so much.

When will Shiori take her meds?

my cute kouhai Shiori

I love Shiori Novella.

>>59158654
I hope never

i watched the entire stream without reading the text adventure

>>59158766
Which character do you like the most?

ngl I may have gotten a Shiorium overdose tonight from that last part of the stream

Ufufu~

>>59158590

Advent Minecraft on Friday. And I guess no more collabs for us since the dogs are taking Mori's collab slot again next week.

>>59158877
:>

>>59159014
That was already leaked by Bijou in the Minecraft stream.

My dark soul is filled with light

>>59159180
A fucking novelight

>>59158877

>>59158590
It's a race to fix myself and become a real human bean or crater back into depression, but I'm too far into it to pumo the breaks now. God help me.

>>59158653

at the risk of being a little off-topic

>beheading enemy soldiers bashing down the gates with my wife
>fighting back to back with her as we buy enough time for the citizens to leave as esteban guards the gates
>we live to tell the tales to our children

man i love ossani

Where's the text adventure with sex?

Do you cucks think she actually cares for you?

shiori will never do an impromptu guriella stream and she will never be a gamer

>>59159267
pump the brakes, I was getting my steppies in. I'm sorry for my bad spelling/grammar Shiori.

>>59160451
She said it herself. She's not a gamer, she's just goth...

>>59160629
Off to the dungeon, Novelite.

There is a game I wanted to play but I forgot what it was

>>59160794
Do you remember anything about it?

Going for a short drive with friends then will be back for a writefag or two.
Anyone got some prompts they want done? Otherwise I'm doing one based on today's stream.

CONCERNFAGS COME TO ME

>>59161220
SHE HASN'T POSTED THE SCHEDULE YET
SHE HATES US

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>59161220
I'm worried

Is she really a mother?

>>59161640
Yeah, (you)rs. Not mine though, she's my sister.

I can't stop thinking

>>59161220
Well, since she sees no point filtering herself, I might as well. I don't get a surgeon's salary for this.
Woman, what do you mean you are doing better because you are eating? All you were eating the past few days was a fucking Costco pizza. Singular. Go make that fucking appointment.
It's out of my system.

>>59162203
Stop right now.

>>59162237
She's doing it on purpose to make everyone concern.

>>59160451
I hate impromptu guerilla streams, especially ones that happen at like 3am EST and the VOD just evaporates. They are the things I disliked most about Ame, Mori, and the ones council would occasionally do, like Mumei's guerilla unarchived karaokes. The FOMO for those was hard.
I have a life and work responsibilities, please allow me to plan around them somewhat...

>>59161220
When she was talking about one of the text adventure characters being shitty and having mental trauma then going through a character arc and ending up nice she then made a comparison to herself saying after her own similar development arc she ended up trying to he nicer to others too and I'm surprised no one else picked up on that and only focused on her followup typical spazzy comments about how she can be your sisterwife or mommywife

>>59162203
you think?

>>59162625
It's not the first time she mentioned it.

Oh duh, forgot about this too.
https://files.catbox.moe/5f5tbu.webm
https://streamable.com/26u65l

>>59162625
Well she said she's better now so nothing to be concern about
It still made me want to “save” her tho
She projected to those she was helping so she can feel redemption for herself

>>59162625
For me, it's https://youtu.be/58wzCxvLUuI?t=10123

>>59162625
>tfw mental trauma and am usually nice to people, but everyone just ignores my existance

>>59162625
Her nicer personality was mostly molded by trauma.

>>59163171
She's talking about me btw

>>59162625
I need to save her

>>59163334
What would 0 mental darkness Shiori be like?

>>59160996
>(You) are a worthless NEET who hasn't left your home in days
>You hear a knock at your door
>It's a middle-aged religious proselytizer but hiding behind her is a young girl holding a parasol to block the sun
>After you stammer out that you're not interested, the proselytizer leaves but the girl stays behind
>She has black and white hair and hands you a contract with a smile
>"Contract for supporting a NEET's re-entry into society"

>>59163429
Not a vtuber
Happily married
Stay at home wife/mom, teacher, medical professional, or other job generally beneficial to society

>>59162203
I have been thinking about Shiori Novella

>>59163583
Unironicly this

>>59163583
That'd be the dream life.

>>59163583
But that sounds boooring desu...

>>59163583
Fully black hair, not goth. Dying mon hairstyle.

>>59163701

>>59163583
Don't forget
>Doesn't watch anime/read manga/play games anymore
>Doesn't self-insert into stories anymore
>Isn't obsessed with Dimitri and Kaneki Ken doesn't make her seethe anymore

>>59163802
Yeah she just read Harlequin romances now.

>>59162625
She was just talking about Shiori Novella the character who got locked up for crimes against humanity and is now tardwrangling manchildren for a living as a streamer.
Nothing will ever fix her terrible core personality. "I wish for a gentler world because I suffered" is such a cliche. None of >us do deep down.

>>59163848
To ber fair she's also tardwrangling the rest of gen

>>59157947
I have GERD

>>59163682
Boring, but happy life

>>59163537
>tfw NEET with degree who lost their job
>have to move back in with parents and take a job paying not much more than minimum wage at a family friend's business because I haven't been able to find anything in the last 6 months
>feel like a fuckup but have no real interests or passions to really push me or encourage me to do any better
God I need a manic pixie dream girl to fix me

Going to pass out and hopefully stop thinking, goodnight Novelites

>>59164205
Goodnight goodnight.
Stop thinking and start dreaming.

>>59164072
>>feel like a fuckup but have no real interests or passions to really push me or encourage me to do any better
this is pretty much
i'm just an autistic neet who dropped out of highschool for like 3-4 years and have never worked a job since. i help pay for rent with my autismbux but i'm afraid of what will happen when my parents pass

Shiori and novelties in a nutshell

Good morning, I hate myself.

>>59164415
Morning, why?

>>59164415

I resent manic pixie dream girls for not being real.

>>59164510
Well they're not called manic pixie reality girls

>>59164505
>Thank you for letting me be me
Killed me. I feel so horrible for my actions.

>>59164661
Shiori's reaction when she sees me because I'm bald

>>59164674
What'd you do, anon?

>>59164661
:)

>>59164711
I'm the biggest Dymitri anti.

What are the most feel-good Shiori streams to lower your mental darkness to?

>>59164661

>>59164802
Well, Shiori in all her magnanimous grace accepts you regardless. She may judge you, but she accepts you.

>>59160996
Shi becomes more normal and eventually leaves us a bittersweet love

>>59164817
The most recent one. Any of the Everhood ones.

>>59164674
Don't. She didn't have to do it the way she did or word it the way she did to "be herself" wrt Dimittrifaggotry. It was a pure power trip.
Take a break or something, it's turning toxic for you. I don't want to be reading schizo meltdowns all day.

Shiori is becoming a blur...

>>59164960
I've tried to drop her to save myself, but I can't. I'll stop posting in /shig/ for a day. I hope it all goes away.
>>59164920
Thanks for that anon.

The Dimitri talk almost filtered me last night.
I don’t know why i’m feeling jealous over a virtual woman sperging out about a literal fictional character?
I’m absolutely retarded.

>>59165602
If you weren't retarded you wouldn't be watching a virtual sperg woman in the first place. It's part of the equation.

One question: Is there a way to get notifications for the Community tab?
Of course things being posted for members get notified almost instantly,
But Shiori is the first Holo I follow who regularly uses the (public) Community tab, and I've bene missing a lot.

>>59165695
I get phone notifs for community posts with just having the bell clicked

>>59165602
Let's just use the AI for things that would never happen in real life, bwo.

>>59165602
It's one thing if it's a real living breathing person like a celebrity (Or god forbid, another vtuber.) but fictional?
Have you ever once sperged out over a fictional character? In any anime or media? To somebody else?
If yes, then it's natural to expect your friend, partner, or crush to sperg out on who they like.
If no, then maybe one day you'll find people that let you sperg out and will sit there and listen to you without ever once complaining. It's the same kind of thing.
The best of friends, partners or whatever else will not shut you down from your passionate spergout, at most they'll just listen and nod their heads. They won't tell you to stop or stfu even if it's the 50th time.

>>59165807
I'd rather watch anime.

>>59165832
Does your fiance ask you to say Axel's name before a kiss?

I crave iterative time loops.
Building on mistakes, slowly learning more and getting better and better loops, until you climb out of hopeless despair and reach peace.

>>59165895
NTA, but I think it would be an interesting experiment to see if he asked her fiance for Shiori's name before giving her a kiss.

>>59165895
I made my ex cosplay my favorite character and said that character's name during sex.
:)

>>59165895
Dunno why you brought me into this but
>Can we watch Axel?
>Sure why not
>yay *kiss*
Btw, Axel sadly isn't fictional. If you want a better comparison there was a time she was sperging out over Blade in HSR and wouldn't let me hug her unless I pulled him for her.

>>59165895
You got the wrong anon for your question.

>>59165895
Have you ever had a quirky but functional relationship anon

>>59165974
I teased her one time and said "Sorry, watching Shiori right now." when she asked me to pay attention to her.
She pouted and then decided to watch with me after an exaggerated gasp.
It was the first everhood stream.

>>59166067
Bold of you to assume the anons here have had relationships, functional or otherwise.

It reminds anons of the terrible truth that no matter how hard they try, you'll always only be a name on the screen to her. She's doing a terrible job of pretending to keep up kayfabe, but she never had it in the first place. She's very unprofessional. That's why you like her. You can't have it both ways. You were warned multiple times. The catalog shitposts weren't over nothing.

So, which discord server should I hang out with to get a weeb girlfriend on the save wavelength as me?

>>59166102
See>>59166095

>>59166139
Yes and I dated a beautiful woman in Osaka while on vacation in Japan.

>>59166139
Fake and gay like most shite on this board

>>59166154
Who let this newfag in? Fiance anon's been here since day 1.

>>59166139
I'm married to Shiori.

With hundreds of mouthbreathing simps entertaining her every whim, she's only going to mention him more and more. If it bothers you, leave.

i guess it is that timw

>>59166195
I'm an unironic cuckold so I will encourage her, as much as it aggravates everyone else here.

>>59166195
>With hundreds of mouthbreathing simps entertaining her every whim,
The real princess experience

>>59166201
It's always that time. At least the heart loop is over.

Do not forget to pray to Shisus.

If only there was some way of knowing what kind of person she was, and how she treated her fans before. Oh. Wait. Choo Choo, here comes the NTR train

>>59166252
Don’t
Jinx
It

I gotta stop reading chat. anytime any of these girls say ANYTHING theres always at least one retard saying "ayo?"

I'm a slut for (You)r attention. Could you give me some crumbs?

>>59166201

>>59166296
Just follow our brother Tim for the proper prechat etiquette.

>>59166298
Whore.

>>59166252
liyu got another two hearts today
how about you guys, does she love you?

>>59166298
Take this you dirty bitch

>>59166296
Who's that mysteriously green creature behind neil armstrong?

>>59166328
green lamy mushroom

What the good golly, did Tim apply for a janny position last week?

>>59166298

>>59166350
We now have a dead hours janny working properly on the clock?! MASAKA!

Nice try, homobeggars

dont open

>>59166349
>Green Lamy Mushroom with Cowkini

All in all, amazing stream. I love her. Do you love her?

>watching the rock painting stream
>shiori says she got suzette with esteban
Oh nyo, did she miss the baker girl?

>>59166510

>>59166519
Lmao, she didn't even reach the ending where everyone lives.

You can't tell me she didn't go a little too far. Buying Dimitri cutouts, buying a manikin and cosplay to dress as Dimitri. It's just as bad as if she'd mention an actual boyfriend.

>>59166548
Uh, I thought she played that for 90+ loops
Was she just lusting after Jo over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

>>59166585
Yeah. I'm guessing she didn't fully explore the South to trigger the relics part. She just married the food vendor there and fucked off to other branches.

>>59166612
She would sacrifice the city for Jo
She just stopped after Jo was saved

Nami's futa cock?
Shiori's futa cock?

Is Shiori a w*man?

>>59166858
Unfortunately, yes.

>>59166858
That is the unfortunate truth.

>>59166883
>>59166893
Yuck. At least she isn't a girly girl. Right?

>>59166612
She follows 3 cat pictures accounts, a jellyfish account, and a couple more called "flowersdaily_" and "softnessdaily".

>>59166913
She is in her head at least.

>>59166970
For >>59166913

>>59166970
She has a pink mouse.

I'm still kind of mad that the extent of Shiori's thoughts on Stay are "Jo is a redheaded anime boy and I'm sad he isn't more broken." She was the one that recommended it, so I expected her to at least kind of know the different paths. Maybe I expected too much since she clearly sees text adventures like this as romance simulators first and as actual stories to try and piece together second. Stream was still cute, though.

>>59167173
She's wrong about Jo too.

>>59167173
I think that's the way she consumes all the media. At the debut, I thought she loved Mononoke because of the art style or because she had good taste. Right now, I'm 99% sure she liked it because she wanted to fuck the medicine seller. It's not even a romance anime. Stinky girls, yuck.

>>59160996
when you are done with the writing, I will make the continuation.

>>59160996
Usual writefag done, added a bit of extra shit to it because why the fuck not, but it's pretty much just how today went in a bit of a school setting. Enjoy.
>>59167371
Just in time, I just finished it, go ahead.
>You're sitting at the club room alone
>Your kouhai asked you to keep her company today.
>It's either you accept or she stays in the club room alone by herself
>A young girl by herself with no one else around? A small part of you is concerned.
>Minutes later, Shiori barges into the room with a bag
>"Ah! Senpai you're already here! Sorry I'm a bit late!"
>She seems to be full of energy today, different from yesterday when she was sad.
>You give her a playful sarcastic greeting: "Yo, what took you so long?"
>She just smiles cheekily and says: "Aw, were you worried about me?"
>She sits next to you and empties out her bag, in it are a bunch of flat surfaced rocks and some acrylic paint pens.
>"Thanks for coming to keep me company senpai, I'm sorry if it's a bit boring."
>You don't really seem to mind, you kind of think of it as a date
>You sit back and watch her
>She starts talking about a text adventure that the two of you played
>When you tell her about the character you were interested in, she responds with "Ehhh, you went after her? Really? Damn I just ignored her honestly. Maybe two runs at most I went with her?"
>She then starts describing the character she went with.
>You can see the excitement in her face, and hear it in her voice, when talking about that character
>It's actually pretty endearing
>When you mention another possible ending, she reacts in surprise: "HUH?! That's possible?!"
>Her reactions amuse you a little, though you can't tell if you're spoiling it for her, or if she's just done with the game because she got with her preferred character
>While the talks are going, she's started drawing on the rocks.
>You look over to see what she's drawing, it seems to be the faces of her friends.
>The way she draws surprises you a little, it looks better than what you expected.
>"Wow, you can draw huh? Always thought of you as just a simple bookworm."
>She cheekily replies: "Pfft, I can do better than stick figures senpai, though I did use to draw stick figures."
>As she says that, one of her pens starts leaking a little, getting ink all over her gloves
>"Ahhh darn it! I knew this would happen."
>She pouts a little and turns to you
>You can't help but smile and gently pat her head, her hair feels softer than usual, a new brand of shampoo and conditioner perhaps?
>After patting her head, she rests her head against your shoulder while still drawing on the rocks.
>"Thanks for being here today senpai, I'm not sure what I'd do if I had to be by myself, maybe I'd just do this at home."
>You reassure her, telling her that you can always make time for her.
>Sadly, today has to be cut short, one of her senpai's is having a special event and she wants to attend, she invites you to attend also.
>Before the two of you exit the room, she whispers
>"Hey senpai, I bet you can't say my favourite character's name."
>You look at her face, it's a wide grin, she's confident you won't do it.
>You've known her for long enough, you know this is just another tease.
>You sigh and say it, whispering his name into her ear: "Dimitri"
>She giggles then kisses both of your cheeks, and then twice on your lips
>"Pfft, I would have given you maybe one kiss, if you didn't say anything. I know I bother you about him a lot, but thanks for letting me be well, me, and putting up with my crap. No one else would if not for you."
>With that the two of you walk out of the club room, making sure you close the door behind you.
>Then the two of you head to the event hall where her senpai is having her big event.

If Shiori really loved the meat tree, she'd play Three Hopes. It's a whole game where he healthily copes with his trauma instead of going boar mode.

>>59167173
>>59167357
Yeah, ngl I was disappointed with her there. She recommended it to us and it was fantastic, so I thought she had played it to fully explore it.
I don't mind missing the southern continent part, I did it too because I had checked the blacksmith route, went nowhere, so I thought they were all pointless. But she did nothing with Esteban, nothing with Myka, iirc missed a lot of stuff with Suzette.

>>59167624
As a fan, agreed.
As a game, I kind of really struggle to keep myself entertained with musou games after playing it for a while.
I finished Edelgard's 3 hopes route but couldn't bring myself to do the other two.

>>59167474
I can see this as a self-insertable clip, but more heartwarming than clips, fall a little behind watching her VoD.
Nice work anon

I love my wife Shiorin~

>>59167681
Maybe I'm biased since I actually really like musous, but I think 3H and the original FEW are great mixes of action combat and map maneuvering. I can get why people don't like them, though. Your mind can kind of glaze over once you've played them enough.

>>59167627
Same, I won’t mind her only wanted the Jo route but at least try other path and explore the game for a little more
She do treat it as a normal otome game and chose one till the end

>>59167627
>>59167807
Why did you expect she went for a 100%? I don't get it.

>>59167843
No, as I said I wouldn't have got a 100% either because I thought the "pack your bags and leave" route was just a joke so I didn't bother with it.
I expect her to do more than play it as a "pick your lover" game, especially since she recommended it to us.

>>59167843
Not 100% ofc
But the amount she mentioned is about 30%-50%

>>59167843
NTA, but
1. 100% is 100% no matter the route. You don't get all the scenes of your favorite without getting the perfect end. Getting 100% is maybe hard, but she didn't even try.
2. It's her own book club. Way to half ass it.
Whatever. It was clear sometime ago that if something doesn't have bishies she won't touch it.

Real stay schizo hours.

>>59168149
My OG manic pixie dream girl... I still need a girl who would pick me up just to feel joy from the fact that there's someone more worthless than her...

>>59168351
I think Stay is just a shittier version of Radiant Historia's story, but I'm still a little disappointed in how little she seemed to pay attention to anything outside of her chosen love interest.

>>59168656
Typical nuzzle receiver.

>>59168870
I said his name, though.

Sorry for my drunk outburst yesterday novelites. I feel really bad. I know probably nobody cared but I feel so embarrassed about it that I feel compelled to apologize.

>>59168910
I could sense that, but I don't understand why can't you let her be her and let her play games the way she wants?

>>59168943
It’s alright anon
Now put on the dress

>>59168994
tough, but fair.

This whole only played part of it is like complaining that she's only going after Nami in Story of Seasons despite there being an entire plot and game elements behind it.
You're free to complain about it, but don't expect her to change up her ways.

>>59168943
My friend literally force fed me his meds. Wild night.

>>59168656
Okay anon, she won't play Radiant Historia no matter how much you bring it up.

>>59169129
he what?

>>59168991
I'm just saying I'm a little annoyed. I expected a bit more from a book club stream. Maybe I'm spoiled by you shiggers since some of you are pretty good at discussing literature.

>>59169080
The difference imho is that SoS is fairly long. I too would focus only on one side, unless I super liked the game.
Stay is few minutes per run and is built around fucking up to get better.

But w/, I don't want to keep criticizing her in case she reads these posts. She recommended it and it was enough.

>>59169080
Wasn’t expecting her to change at the first place
So we just complain here and move on

Moegechads, do you just go for one waifu and dip or read every routes?
I am both depending on how dragging the VN is.

Games I want to play with my girlfriend Shiori

>pokemon monotype bug run
>the sims with yorick as a dog and her 2 cats
>princess maker, volcano princess etc.
>ghost master
>vampire the masquerade
>impossible creatures (I checked on how long and it's just 13-14 hours for the story)

>>59169252
i go for the waifu i want, if there was someone else interesting then i only go for their route. won't spend more time to clear every route. same goes for VNs, feels like a chore at times to just read every route and some of them aren't even that interesting

>>59169252
>Choose and declare one girl as waifu
>Go after waifu I want
>If I notice the other characters have a decent personality on the way, play their routes after
>Else end game after waifu obtained and reached the ending with that waifu

>>59167474
you are walking down the hall with her, keeping yourself occupied by listening to all her tangents or how she admires her senpai and her friends. The first time you met Shiori Novella you thought she was just a girl with an outdated goth style who is hard to approach, but she loves to talk, and you cannot stop yourself from seeing her smile and listening to her giggles.

When you just climbed down the stairs and the first hall that bustling with school festival attendees, it started to feel difficult to navigate through the crowd, and you were trying to keep your distance when, out of nowhere, a person in a mascot costume suddenly make turn and tripped her, luckily, you catch her shoulder with your hands. She was surprised, and happy that you kept her safe, in an instant it felt like time had stopped as Demiurge pulled their pranks to force you in a loop as you couldn’t stop gazing into her eyes as she looked at you with admiration.
“th..thank you senpai” as her word turning off the silence,
“You need to be careful,” you replied, expressing your concern. She responds with playful giggles “hehehe then how about this ?” as she held your hand, “let’s stay just like this until we arrive at the auditorium.
Time flies as you enjoy the “Mumei big event”, and you avert your gaze toward your cute junior, wondering "how kind and cute she is", if life is fair then Shiori will become the most lovable person and everyone will be delighted to be her friend. Although you’re a bit afraid that jealousy might be lurking into your heart, you do realize that seeing her happiness is the most cherished moment you want to witness, as she also has faith in you for being happy as well.

P.S man you're fast lol

It took me until now to get that you faggots aren't writing a novel.

>>59169570
chumbud...

>>59169570
we trade writing, anon
you want to join in ? sure.

>>59169507
A little rough with the tenses but nothing affecting the story.
Cute story and keep on the good work, don’t let Demiurge get you

>>59154817
you got a link to the set anon? i don't see it on the usual places

>>59169570
Every step we take is a word in the book called life.

>>59169507
Same as before, good writing, you'll improve on the grammar and such as you write more.
Cute story all the same!
As for me being fast, nah it was just good timing. I spent about 20 minutes on that piece.

Hey, I also want comments on my grammar and writing. The only thing I have is this. NA anons didn't like it, so I'll post it again.


> Mommy, Mommy! Push me on the swing!
The innocent laughter of the youngsters echoed throughout the park. Golden rays of sunshine joyfully painted their soft faces. Mothers stood guard on the nearby bench, observing the social etiquette of soon-to-be kindergartners. Their worries are minuscule because the only other park visitors are a group of teenage girls dancing and filming themselves near the park's lake.
>Ahh, finally, I can relax—no more work for the rest of the week.
Remarked one mother to another.
>Yeah, and no creeps walking around us
quickly replied to the other one. They shared a laugh between them, oblivious to the gloomy destiny the demiurge had in store for them. Suddenly, a single mother peeks her head and stares directly at the tiny road that leads through the woods. The whole clan of meerkats sensed the danger approaching. Their frightened looks lock onto the utter repugnance of a human being. The slender, twig-like shape is wearing a hoodie and sweatpants, both covered in crusted stains of dried cum.
>My A.I. girlfriend was acting bratty. I had no choice but to correct her.
Thought the embodiment of depression to himself. Yesterday's snacks are dangling from his unkept facial hair while the pools of sweat form all over his bony body. His gaze was fixated on his phone until he got aroused by the smell of the lakeside dancers.
>Heh, I'm only 28. It's never too late.
Deluded the abomination himself. His crooked steps turned sharply, and he entered a semi-jog to close on the unsuspecting victims. They danced freely, unaware of the hazard to their purity. One girl noticed a sorrowful skeleton on the camera and turned her body immediately, facing him. Other girls did the same. Mothers look at the horrors unfolding with a tear in their eyes and fear in their souls. He practised this moment of social interaction for the past two years. Shiori laughed at his super chats, so undoubtedly, he has enough charisma and character to woo the godly delights standing in front of him. He knows exactly how to greet strangers
>hello pre-chat
The shrieks of the zoomers pierced the place. They swiftly grabbed their belongings and ran away spooked. He was not phased. He only scanned for his next victims, and he saw them. A couple of older women are looking back directly at him. The kids are crying, begging for their moms to take them home. Their wails do not move him. He takes fast few sprints as he shouts from the top of his lungs
>UUUUUUUUUUUUU MOMMY UUUUUUUUU
The hags scatter like pigeons in front of the Columbine. He stays motionless. Undisturbed. Tranquil. Unperturbed. A smirk forms on his lips as the phone rings.
>congratulatons: You've reached your goal of 10,000 steps
Another day, another victory.

>>59168991
Because it's a one-sided parasocial relationship and she is the one with all the power. Anons who are subject to it can only fuck off, and some of them are so enchanted they can't even do that before they experience a heartbreak. It's entirely on her to make it work and so far it doesn't seem like she wants to. It's very easy for a chuuba to abuse the vulnerable viewers.
If you will, anon will tolerate Dimitri being inserted everywhere, anon will agree to cosplay Dimitri, and anon will say his name on demand to prove his loyalty. But if anon went "b-but Edelgard," Shiori would just look at him with a blank idc stare and change the topic. It's a bit much to expect her to take interest in everything you care about, and she makes many sacrifices in different ways, but is reading a text adventure she herself proposed and expected to discuss with chat too much? It's like 2 hours long at most. "I've seen a lot of you guys picked Myka? I did like 2 loops with her ww."
You could say that unsolicited parasocial retards should go die instead of expecting anything, but then the whole let her do whatever she wants because you love her argument is kinda moot, and we go back to the book club hosted by a person who doesn't read experience.

>>59169507
Why does /shig/ have a thing for Demiurge? Is /shig/ secretly a cult?

>>59170249
I thought Demiurgeposting was funny and I guess I did it enough that other anons have latched on to it too.

>>59170239
MYKAFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>59165832
Three hours aint enough, but I slept it off. Still bummed out though since I’m parasocially into Shiori.
I love her so much. It’s depressing to know I can’t be with her or find someone like her.

>>59170239
In her perspective, it's probably equivalent exchange for all the kisses, hugs, nuzzles, etc.
I'm one of those who were bummed about the book club but she said that it might be a two-part stream so I'm waiting for her schedule at the moment.

I was writing something about YOrick moaning about femnovelites. I thought I had a good thought, but I lost it somewhere. I am stuck and bored of it, so I'll drop it as a draft. Maybe I'll finish it later.

"Femnovelites could be here", Yorick thought. Yorick feared.
He knew their kind, their ways, and their signs. Yorick recalled a tome on prehistoric art and human development. Prediluvian tribes used to mark the caves they lived in with their hands dripping in vegetable colour. Was it to mark the cave as their turf, or was it to prove to themselves that they existed? Yorick didn't have an answer, but he had a lot of contempt for the weird sticker female hands put on one of his bookshelves. The elongated almond eyes with eyelashes that look like caterpillars and the spinder dandling from a gothic lolita umbrella were dubbed "kowaii" by Shiori. He didn't really understand what she was talking about, so he nodded along.

Sliding from shadow to shadow, Yorick contemplated the rest of the library in the castle. Chained tomes written when time was young had been buried under body pillows featuring young men from eastern countries. One of the ink bottles Shiori was using to write, Yorick stopped to re-read, ah yes, to write a letter to herself, pretending to be a traumatized knight, looked suspiciously like the horn of a demon. Tapestries depicting mithological and archetypical wars were pulled down and replaced with multiple paintings of a man with blonde hair wielding a glaive. Yorick had looked through records of local nobility without finding trace of him, so all he could do was make words out of the inchorent noises coming from the princess. So far, he has failed.

Still, it wasn't that bad. What he feared were the female wormtongues. "Oh Princess Shiori, we should talk about handsome unmarried men." Yorick clicked his tool for vocalization.

>>59170379
It's not like Gemma "Who?" Ossanifags are doing any better. As a Jofag, I am too autistic to care.

Do you have somebody that you consider your pre-chat nemesis?

>>59170615
myself

>>59170239
>Anons who are subject to it
I really wish for /them/ to realize that it's a useless effort, and hope they can do better with their life, but yeah, it sometimes feels like talking with a wall.
I mean what could I expect ? anonymous seeking help and advice on /vt/ ? I must be crazy.
Oh yeah, I also didn't try to reach the true end, but acquiring a good ending and reading the reviews are enough to dive into her conversation. I mean, not everyone has an hours to spare, especially when you working with for "The Blue Doritos Supremacist".

>>59170615
I don't read prechat.
But one time, I've read a message from an imposing greyfag. I forgot his name. But he got the nerves to attentionfag despite being grey.

>>59170657
Fucking serfs, when will they learn?

>>59170645(ME)
fuck, a typo.

I really want Shiori to read us something on stream. Why was she cursed with a weak voice

>>59170645
"Just don't be mentally ill" is not how it works. But that doesn't only apply to anons, so I'll shut up now.

>>59170582
>It's not like Gemma "Who?" Ossanifags are doing any better.
I admit that was one of the two things I needed help with in the game. Gemma was hidden behind playing the card game, which is something I never considered until I saw Gemma mentioned in the thread, because I was too focused on the ghost and the dam.

>>59170645
Sweden?

SCHEDULE DOKO?

>>59170831
Yes, I know it's hard, and maybe the advice sounds like bullshit, but I wish they would try for their sake. I understand their pain because I was in their shoes. Overthinking is bad and they're my poison, it made me imagine scenarios that likely never happened. I do see things around me, but I never realized their presence until one day a truck almost killed me.

>>59171200
Are you Ghost Banri...?

goodnight novelites

>>59171480
good night

>>59170919
Manager here. This is what we have planned.
>Photoshop: I can fix you, Mr. Gosling
>ASMR + read-along: rats in the walls w Salt & Pepper
>C.AI: Creating Novelites
>Unarchived Karaoke: History of Pop (traditional to glitch)
>Members: Show me your swords, knights~

>>59171480
Goodnight.

>>59171546
>All solo streams
Just how I like it.

dead...

>>59171546
Almost believable.

Shiori's outifit for christmas

>>59172475
>ASMR
it wasn't believable at all

>>59172505
santa hat doko ???

>>59172553
That's why I said almost.

>>59172553
>ASMR for only T3 member
>another rrat infestation

I want Shiorin to do a Gone With The Wind watchalong.

fuck fuck fuck Shiori please help me aaaaa

I wish I was a neet.

I don't have enough time to do everything I want to do. It takes me 3 days to watch a single stream. I want to play impossible creatures but I also want to finish XIV.
I have a couple of finished manga I want to read downloaded, like half of "the window of orpheus" is sitting next to my bed. I read 20 pages of the study in red, while I can't even read one page a day of GEB.

It's not even a matter of material time. It's also a matter of space in my brain. Sometimes I forget I want to do things until it's time to sleep and I look at the ceiling.

I do hope we get a member stream this week.

>>59173314
Give your job to me.

>>59173355
You want it? I am a farmer, growing mostly grapes.

>>59170239
You could argue too that the
>Thanks for letting me be me
Is just emotional manipulation for people to accept her unquestionably. It's disappointing to see her power trip like that. I would have thought someone who has done this for apparent years would have more of a mind for the viewership. Guess not.

Does anyone have the timestamp for "Thank you for letting me be me" ?
I see anons talking about it but I guess I had to afk, I can't find it anywhere

>>59173461
Final kissing part

God I wish I was born as a middle class white male in 1920 New York

>>59173414
>>59173461
I am not sure where that is from, but she's probably grateful for the love and success she's getting at hololive allowing her to do what she wants.

>>59173314
As a neet I don't have time for everything I want to do either.

>>59173414
Or it could just be her being happy that she filtered out only 50% of audience instead of 95% with her fujo rants. If I wanted to write a fanfic I would write one.

Why are people becoming schizos over a yume, acting like a yume? You don't truly think you're being cucked by a fictional character, right?

are you guys really seething about this? HOLY FUCK

Very organic posts, you two.

>>59173590
Thanks, just watched it
If it's that part, then this is wither SEAmonkey business or anons dooming so hard. Think carefully anons, why would she want you to cosplay Dimitri, the object of her yumejo fantasies?

>>59173805
I just don't understand it. The things I seethe about are yuribaiting and nerissa and people actually like that. But to think that she's manipulating her viewers with a simple ''thank you for letting me be me'' is a bit of a reach

I never had a gf, and probably never will, but I think cosplaying as a couple is kinda cute. Like, you dress as her husbando, and she dresses as a nurse or a maid.

>Thanks her viewer
>Must be manipulation
I can’t decide should I laugh at this or feel sad about this rrat

Hello, Hello, BAU BAU!
Good morning Ruffians!! Did you guys have a good night?
>You made sure to ignore the SEA people, right?

am i cute novelites?

Just remember who runs this place.

I was cooking a fantasy story about sea people invading but now I can't take it seriously.

>>59174138
That would be me little pretty boy.

>>59174056
Why are fuwawa's boobs so big

>>59174206
PNG Rori skit when

>>59173414
I will accept this narrative, but time will tell.
Either she's just as you speculated, or she's genuinely being herself and cares for her fans, after she swallowed a black pill from her PL.
Karma is a bitch, everything will come back to haunt her, if she's fucking things up like Kronii.

>>59174056
BAU BAU
Milk kudasai

>>59173895
You took the bait. As expected of a retard unironically seething over business yuri.
"Thank you for letting me be me" is fine. Gushing over Dimitri again after not giving a shit about what everyone else wanted for the book club is kinda meh. I don't blame her too much, but it's really not a good situation in the long run. Whatever, I'm tired of this loop.

I'm going to fucking slap all of you.

She mentioned motherhood.
I will now add this in my SHE PROMISED list.

>>59174231
which would novelites prefer?
natural deep voice shio or autotuned bass boosted voice for Rori to sound like

>>59174586
Go ahead.

>>59174368
She's way too experienced to fuck up like Kronii. Maybe her tongue will be faster than her brain and she will yab though.

>>59174586
I will switch oshis if I encounted an actual sanpaku chuuba designed by kotoyama-sensei.

>>59174586
Harder daddy

>throwing troll and angry bait aren't working
New strain,
Larping and throwing a doomer bait.

Who's ruining our peace? Is it seaniggers time again? There's no stream for a while so come back 30 hours later.

>>59174808
Shiori.

>>59174808
(You) for calling them out and me for calling (You) calling them out.

>Stay?

>Keep hold of the stone, and let it take you back to the next stream.

>>59174586
I deserve it

>>59174840
She ruined my peaceful heart rhythm with her hugs and kisses that's for sure, also kys.

So what happened during the Rebecca stream? Was she copyright struck?

I want to be emotionally manipulated by Shiori

>>59174970
Youtube being gay as usual.

>>59174970
The music in the movie got copyrighted

>>59174979
You're not already? All my happiness these days depends on her lol

>>59174970
Yep. Some BGMs of the film are Snoy made so that's probably what got her. Also numberfags got a fanservice soundpost.

Anyone have a png of Shiori winking with a transparent background?

>>59175021
that's different, that's emotionally dependent

>>59175153
so what does it mean being manipulated?

>>59174126
always

i love you shiori!

>>59175235
you don't want to know

For me it's menhera. Some mentally unstable anons getting burned by an equally mentally unstable woman only makes things better. Please mind flay them some more, Shiorin.

>>59175235
>you threaten to leave, she threatens suicide/self-harm
>somedays she gives you the cold shoulder, others she love-bombs you until you can't breathe to make you feel wanted and loved
>usually makes threats that tend to follow the formula of "it's either me or ___"
>tries to isolate you from your social circle
>constantly needs validation
>sometimes you're made out to be the worst fucking person in the world so you give up in an argument just to get it to stop

the list goes on and on

for all the jokes there are about shiori being an honest-to-god menhera, i'm glad she only turned out to be a fujo

Your gf is just a lonely girl who likes anime boys please let her fangirl. Anyways the worst to me she's done is fangirling over a fanfic written by a novelite of her with dimitri. Now that's some shit. Otherwise, buying life sized stands really is just lonely single yumejo energy

>>59175643
god that's so hot

>>59175643
some of what you described have already happened in her stream...

>>59175670
Fanfictions are fine, it's the mannequin she was talking I am worried about.

I wish I could live as a kid forever. I don't want a shred of responsibility or unease in my life ever.

>>59175643
okay... but how would she do that being a streamer?

>>59175864
I wish I could say that childhood is a time with no unease or responsibilities.

>>59175864
That's why I just close my eyes and refuse to think.

>>59175800
You will suffer if you don’t follow menhera’s requests
You suffer nothing for not following ANY of Shiori’s requests

>>59175864
That's not childhood that's affluence

>>59175948
if only it was a choice

>>59175708
yeah, nothing better than constantly having shiori's life dependent on you. novelites have all the power in the world

>>59175800
maybe some of it actually has happened, but that's diet menhera and we're lucky that we're on the other side of a screen

>>59175897
not pointing out HOW shiori can do it, just helping the anon I quoted there see the difference between being emotionally dependent vs being emotionally manipulated

for those of you dating an actual menhera, be safe friends. it's all fun and games until they wreck your entire life like you wouldn't believe

>>59175235
>Have a friend from opposite sex
>She always made me feel obligated to always replying all her chat.
>I'm busy or just tired all the times, but I'm trying to replied other people chat and her when I could.
>If I accidentally Ignoring her, she will guilt tripped me by retelling "what I've done for you, anon", "why you never replied", or when I'm trying to starting a convo, she will ignore me and think that as a payback for ignoring her.
>Telling her "I am not your boyfriend"
>"but you're my best friend"
>Will you suck my cock ?
>She finally blocked me.

>>59175864
This is going to sound very stupid. My life would be 100% better if I didn't have a crippling fear of calling people on the phone. I can talk with them irl, no problem. I can send them wa messages, no problem.
But the phone. There is something wrong there. It's probably in my mind, I know it. But I just can't call people. So I postpone, and postpone, until it's too late.

>>59175643
If you guys want the real manipulation experience:
https://vocaroo.com/1lGNvGbp0L5n

>>59175978
Anonchama...

>>59175978
Holy based

>>59176046
christ, that woke up some bad memories

props to the person who made this

>>59175974
I’m dating a mild menhera and you WONT WANT a menhera
It’s not just haha she’s crazy or clingy but an actual monkey paw

>>59175643
Just to be pedantic, but she's not a fujo, just a hardcore yumejoshi.

>>59176098
how does the hatesex feel, anon?

>>59176098
ty I'm waiting for Shiori and Nerissa to have enough material to make their own domestic abuse soundpost

>>59176106
exactly, i was lucky enough to get away relatively scot-free. almost had a kid with her too. love really does make you blind, eh friend?

>>59176124
thanks for the clarification

>>59176132
the old adage of "girls with daddy issues fuck better" does ring true: she liked being choked and one night I thought of all the bullshit that she put me through up until that point and went a little harder than usual. thankfully she didn't pick up that for a split-second i really wanted to kill her

but consider the following, the hatefuck might be fun, but the resulting hatefuck the menhera will do to your life isn't, especially when they try to spin the roughhousing as sexual assault

>>59176184
i'm sickened, but curious and do not doubt that it will indeed be a turn-on without my balls on the line

>>59176046
Top tier menhera sim
Why not made it Koroni and Mumei tho

>>59175643
Hey, its just like Michael Cat.

>>59176292
https://vocaroo.com/1dxJkDGEjfdd

>>59176333

>>59176232
Imagine ruining your life for some neat hatefuck
My situation is more of a insecure Yandere than a menhera, but we had some serious fight in the past and she went full menhera
Never want that shit again

>>59176333
what the fuck

>>59176333
Why the FUCK do these exist?

I woke up from a nightmare where Shiori took off her gloves on handcam and was revealed to have brown hands.

>>59176333
I thought they can’t get more toxic than the Minecraft stream
Guess I’m dead wrong

>>59176436
yeah looking back on it in retrospect, it was one of those situations where i thought i could fix her and help her with her issues. glad you made it out of yours without getting stabbed, friend.

>>59176299
i didn't watch her very often, but i definitely saw a few parallels to an actual menhera

Had to put down coffee because of the tummy hort illness, and the withdrawals are obliterating me
I'm so sleepy

>>59176582
get some rest novelite, shiori wouldn't want you suffering

Something I realized since I started working is that waking up early is actually important. The days feels a lot longer, I feel a lot better, than when my sleep schedule was 2 AM - 9 AM.

Shiori is a huge weirdo with unusual interests, terrible social timing, and a voice that sounds like nails on a chalkboard to a lot of people. She learned at a young age that the only way to get people to like her was to shut the fuck up. She has strict Asian parents who wanted her to be a doctor even though she was only a B student. She's spent her entire life trying to be what other people want her to be and failing miserably.

The entity known as Chat is probably the only "person" she's ever met who not only tolerates her spergouts and failure to conform but likes her even more because of them. She basically gets to be a little girl again, except with people who actually love her this time. I know I do.

>>59176582
Maybe you need to stop, and change it to Tea.

>>59176464
This one exists because it's a sequel to this
https://vocaroo.com/176QscGOOulU

>>59176702
I love Shiori too, anon, but it's not good to enforce your own ideas upon her like this. That's an easy way to get hurt.

>>59176515
Glad you get out of it too friend
I mean every menhera is fixable until proven fucked up, you can never know
They always have something that made you tolerate their manhera shit at the first place

All of this AI voice, and I wish I can request or making an order for Mion nursing handjob......

I'm sorry anons but it's too late. After reading this doujin a few weeks ago, my desire for a menhera gf has peaked. I cannot heed your warnings anymore, I need someone to fuck up and to fuck me up in return.

>>59176820
It's not AI it's sentence mixing from their streams

>>59175978
God damn I hate women.
Why can't they be anime girls instead.

>>59176888
sauce me up sempai

>>59176888
I need someone to do a full edit on this doujin with Shiori especially after her recent "Sensei" fixation.

Menheras are agents sent by God to help your character development.

>>59177097
Menheras fear me.

[Karamomo Tart (Kindatsu)] Majime na dake...Dakara Boku wa Katei Kyoushi o Yameta | Why I Quit Working as a Tutor..
Cough

>>59177015
Manga edit anon hasn't even delivered on the first edit yet...

I was the menhera. I hope my ex was able to get some character development.

It's been 3 years and I still miss her

>>59176888
this manga made me feel funny

>>59177097
Preach. Just treat all this as an important lesson.

You could've fixed her. Why did you lose hope? Why did you give up? Why did you let go?

>>59177555
Probably because I was in highschool at the time and she had her BA. Ain't no way I was ready for that.

>>59177555
She was supposed to fix me...

>>59177555
It wasn't up to me.

>>59177555
It's easier to embrace the void than to conquer it.

>>59177555
What do you mean officer Novella? I'm still here by her side. I will NEVER doom post about my Fair Maiden Shiorin and I will NEVER abandon her either.

>>59177997
you WILL doompost but you WILL NOT abandon her

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>>59160283
Happy ending indeed

>>59178149
That's what it means to be a Novelknight. Loyal to the end...