/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

BAU BAU!

I'm thinking of changing teams. This thread is too fucking stupid.

Took 30 minutes?

Gonna watch a couple of anime movies today i think

I am the last Ruffian to not be extra special...

>>59064025
There are 5 people in /baubau/. 4 are retarded and one refuses to bake.

Twinkle twinkle little wuffian
How I wonder what you are?

Up above the stars so high
Like a pon-de-ring in the sky

Twinkle twinkle little wuffian
How I love you BAU BAU!

>>59064055
BAU BAU

rufferans

>>59064055
BAU BAU

Wuffian, it's time for your jp reps

>>59064055
BAU BAU

Does fuwawa actually say wuffian? I hear her saying ruffian more.

>>59064123
I thought Mococo says "Ruffianz"

hey dudes I was just thinking I realllllly really really like FWMC
anyone else feel like that?

I need their ASMR

>>59064199
He's a schizo that thinks Pero is actually Mococo

>>59064240
yes

Really miss Mococo-a...

So I'm trying to summit my LTST entry...
Where's the comments? I've clicked everything and can't find it

>>59064358
I had the same problem, you have to make a name

>>59064358
Press enter. It took me ages to figure it out too

>tfw you will never get to hold hands with fuwamoco at the end of summer vacation as they play with sparklers

>>59064407
>>59064414
Didn't think I needed a name, thanks!

>>59064431

I'm going in

>>59064116
no arrows so you're the one singing it

Advent Friday the 13th collab when? I want to see FuwaMoco running around as Jason murdering their friends.

>>59064514
I could see this working out if you were blessed with autistic memory but i doubt it, lower it to 20 like the rest of us

>>59064431
>he doesn't believe

>>59064559
that would be funny if they get a hang if the controls

>>59064538
Yes

>>59064116

>>59064730
>it's broken
no...

>>59064730 (me)
Welp... That's only soundpost of that I have... damn

>>59064559
An Advent Payday 3 collab would be fun if the servers ever come back up.

God, this week is ruff. Please heal me, Fuwamama....
Gonna listen to their Kiss Me and cry a little.

I fucking love robot girls, bros...

they're hearting comments again good luck ruffians

You guys think they will clear JabuJabu this stream?

What do they mean by reposting this?

>they heart my comment
God bless this brautiful world

>>59064864
Oppai loli is the best.

>>59064819
It's okay I don't need one. It's going to be okay. It'll be fine.

>>59064864
>What do they mean
You know what they mean

Good collab.

>>59064864
Those aren't lolis though....

>>59064864
>retweeted

>>59064864
>Backpacks are switched

WUFFIAAAAAAANS

>>59064864
real weebs want to become lolis

>>59064968
I LOVE YOU FUWAWA

>>59064730
This image makes me feel things

>>59064859
Depends if they plan to stream for more than 2 hours

>>59064968
Yes Fuwawa, my princess, my guiding star, the light and love of my life? Do you need my credit card again?

>>59064864

>>59065036
Last time they did 4 hours, but Jabu Jabu is something of a filter for the vidya challenged

>>59064859
I hope so but they have a backlog of superchats to read which means they'll probably cut it short to get through them

>>59063949
Fuwawa's Fuwawas aren't that big...

>>59064968

>>59064730
GIWTWM

>>59064063
watch cencoroll

>>59063949
was fuwawa saying the truth earlier today? it was a sad story

>>59065836
Sometimes, things dont work out.

>>59064859
better question, who's better: malon, zelda, or ruto?

>>59064240
>dude

>>59065977
>>59065836
Don't worry, Ruffian. I have full confidence that light bulb will turn on again.

any ruffians going to animenyc? i'm gonna make it friday and hopefully the concert but will miss the panel since i can't justify paying $200+ for one day

>Stopped hearting comments again
Fuwawa is edging me...

>Nobody posted the tweet yet
Come on, it was funny this time
https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1705338414504251680

>>59065989
Ruto, duh.

What is Hololive Meet anyway?
The website isn't explaining any specifics

>>59066195
You get to look at your oshii on a Cover corporate certified computer screen in person with a bunch of other smelly nerds (in person) for several hundred dollars.

Hello ruffians!
Thanks to your encouragement I started with my Nihongo learning journey!
DAY 45: Today I've done my anki and grammar reps. For anki I've done 10 new cards today. For grammar I've finished reading lesson 24: If and When and started reading lesson 25: More て Form Expressions.
Comfy OoT time today!
BAU BAU!

>>59066060
>skipped a paypig as the second to last comment she read

>>59066060
Fuwawa hates me...

>>59066112
good taste, fuwawa is gonna pick best girl tonight

>>59066195
Is like a fan meet event. Usually you will get at least a panel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd6_72fRaeY&t=375s
Is not clear whether you will get a meet and greet.

Maybe I'll reassociate. Also the number of actual likes increased by 1, so I'm going to assume Fuwawa loves me extra and gave me a like on top of a heart.

>>59066486
>Maybe I'll reassociate.
lol ruffian...

>got a heart
theylovemetheylovemetheylovemetheylovemetheylovemetheylovemetheylovemetheyloveme

>>59066320
Baused

>>59063949
Holy shit that Pero is so sexy

I'm going to go menhera.

>>59064968
I CAN FUCKING HEAR IT

>>59066320
Bau Bau! Were you able to understand some parts of the collab with FBK?

>>59066595
That's everyone here. Join the club.

Fuwawa will never read my comment. I guess you just have to be perpetually online for these things

>>59066666
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

waiting for Fuwawa to feel comfortable saying "I love you, wuffians"

Fuwawa hates me
Its bauver...

I wonder whats better, giving all the comments a heart now and read them later or slowly work your way through, giving hearts as you read them.

Are the same people getting hearts all the time?
Do they have favorites? I'm so fucking done, I'll never be loved.

>>59066819
This way is probably better even if it means some ruffians /here/ go menhera for a day or two

>>59066823
Nah, if you sort the comments by new, you can tell she is slowly working her way up.

>>59066823
They heart literally every member comment. Have patience.

>>59066702
no, you just have to be really cool and handsome

>>59066729
At least 60% of /baubau/ will just DIE when that happens
>t. I'm waiting for it

>>59066666
satan has cursed all /vt/ users to eventually go schizo

>>59066486
gomen it was me

>>59066949
not a bad way to go

>>59066729
We won’t be able to handle it. Gosling posting will hit another level

This heart autism is sapling behavior and I don't like it.

How did /baubau/ take the JP Onry stream? or did they actually balance it out, when i looked at the stream for a few minutes I only heard JP and the entire chat was moon runes

>>59066823
They go in submitted order

>>59066666
HOOOOO BOY
CHECKED

>>59066929
are they trying to mass-produce goslings? what will they do with an army of diehard ruffians?

>>59066958
I love them too much. It's like I'm in highschool all over again pining over my crush.

>>59066823
excel

Wait what the fuck she actually skipped hearting some comments

>>59067133
Bauver. We will never recover from this

>>59067133
She hates those ruffians in particular

was this soundposted
https://youtu.be/srTTcF_qgFw?t=6934

>>59067133
>Wait what the fuck she actually skipped hearting some comments
Happened the last time too, but they went back to hearting it. Might be a YT issue.

>>59064819
Yeah, I am not expecting one this time.

>>59067093

>>59066968
Thanks Fuwawa. I always knew you loved me more than the others, but don't worry I went tell anyone.

>>59067177
I'm going to become Fuwawa's most hated Ruffian.

Ponder this ruffians. Mococo pee and fuwawa shitting in my mouth at the same time

>>59067292
ganbare

>>59066486
Lockwhitechama...

>>59067189
I think their interface to see comments and stuff like that works slightly difference from our front end, they also always read superchats in a slightly different order than the one that appears on hololyzer.

> Thats good ,Even though there are two people, each person should ideally have their own computer. While two individuals can collaborate effectively at certain moments, constant collaboration may produce adverse effects. This is because each person needs to maintain their own unique characteristics. When each person has their uniqueness, the synergy produced will make the sum greater than its individual parts.
She didn't heart this. Too much Schizo Energy I guess

>>59067133
couldn't be me

>>59067045
How did /gem/ take not getting 6k with almost no overlap on a buff game? And then seeing it go lower while she waited for a raid, and ended up raided bae instead of her genmates? What a bitch

>>59066634
YUP! It was perfect for me cause they didn't speak much cause of the game, and even when they did it was simple Japanese. I used yomichan and had jisho opened for the whole time and I was searching for the words and phrases that I didn't know but that were simple enough for me to remember them. Combining my limited knowledge, use of dictionaries and google, simple Japanese that they used, context from the stuff that's on the screen and occasional reading of LiveTL (I tried to look at it as little as possible) I understood majority of the stream! Of course, if we change even one of the conditions, I would understand much MUCH less (not even close to half of it), but I am very happy nevertheless. It's not all moonrunes and cute noises anymore, I'm actually starting to understand! I can't wait to see how I'll do after like half a year, and especially after whole year. I actually have day 365 marked in my calendar, I'm going to listen to their first JP Q&A on that day to see how much I managed to improve in 1 year period.

>>59067309
Mococo pee is a heavenly elixir but I can't into scat

>>59067045
>>59067411
BAU BAU

>>59067326
It is pretty autistic. Reads like it was generated by ChatGPT

>>59067326
they share a pc so they have an excuse to sit next to each other and hold hands under the desk god dammit fuck off

>>59067411
Lies of Piss is a buff game? Seems mid as fuck

>>59067326
typa shit i'd write
therefore
fuwawa hates me
it's over

>>59067326
jesas

>>59067472
BAU BAU

>That feel when I got a heart, but jewtube didn't notify me
I am so done.

Do other hologirls give out hearts? Are other splits this rabid over them?

>>59067420
Great to hear your efforts are paying off anon! BAU BAU!

>>59067441
>>59067500

>>59067326
baused autistgod

>>59067515
they never notify me, I just check all the time until I get mine.

>>59067525
>Do other hologirls give out hearts? Are other splits this rabid over them?
I have membership for sora and she doesnt.

At least now I know they don't hate ME specifically

>>59067525
some, some

>>59067525
I'm a member of a few HoloJP channels and they don't. Although Koyori used to heart every single comment on her early ideos, those were good times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr5vJJJEUqY

>>59064598
It isnt that bad. I can still remember a bunch of things, apparently. 既に was particularly hard to recall for some reason. Also, not all cards seem to have context written before you reveal the card and they dont have the meaning of the kanji after revealing them either, this is fucking with me.

>>59067622
i wonder what a fuwamokoyo collab look like

if they end up having a meet and greet at animenyc, if you're able to go, what would you even talk to them about?

>>59066486
>>59067318
Cute tweets https://twitter.com/Lockwhyte/with_replies

>>59067662

>>59067738
you guys are fucking creeps

>>59067738
Leave ruffians alone asshole

Pon-de-ring experts, gimme a quick rundown on these doughnuts and where to get them out of Japan, or must try variants
A store here has a few frozen ones for sale in individual packets imported from some country, pretty fucking good even under that condition but I'll probably eat them out till there's none left and doubt they'll restock

>>59067735
>if they end up having a meet and greet at animenyc, if you're able to go, what would you even talk to them about?
Is usually around 1-2minutes. The best you can do is say thanks for protecting my smiles, remember to take care of yourself to protect yours too etc.

>>59064076
>4 are retarded
all me

>>59067815
will they see if you start masturbating and finish?

>>59067847
>will they see if you start masturbating and finish?
Try it and let me know.

>>59067515
I never get the notification and I dunno why others do get it. Now I just check if i got mine before the stream because there's no point in worrying about it.

>>59067735
"which one of your has the softest lips? Feel free to doublecheck your answer"

>>59067738
>>59067780
>>59067799
hehehe

>>59065094
>Last time they did 4 hours,
Moooms has her 3D today.

>>59067735
you ever uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*looks at clock*
oh oh oh eh i-- uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bau bau!

>>59067735
Scream Fuwamoco dai sukii at the top of your lungs for an entire minute then moonwalk out

>>59067968
isn't it tomorrow? people said karaoke would be two hours only to not overlap the 3D debut.

>>59067989
I wonder how many people didn't prepare what they were going to say ahead of time and completely spilled their spaghetti at these things

>>59065989
Malon, it's not even a question.
>>59066666
It's never been more bauver...

I'm going to change my bedsheets for the first time in 6 months. For Fuwawa.

>>59067735
>>59067815
>uhhhhhhhhh
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>...
>uhhhhhhh
>y-you know i really love y-yo-
>2 mins over, next one

>>59067803
lots of places outside Japan just call them mochi donuts. A mochi donut shop actually opened up in my town but they don't even have the plain ones on the menu, you have to ask specifically to get them with no toppings FWMC style. I also tried and enjoyed matcha flavor.
Having access to lots of trendy asian food places is one of the nice things about living in california.

Fuwawa's working hard on the list. I sent a message when there was +500 posts and she's at that point already. Heart acquired.

>>59068048
I only ever went to one meet/signing event in my life and my turn came up and I was like
>hi
>can you sign this please
>thank you
>goes back to dad
Even if I was only 9 years old, I still remember it.

I won't make the same mistake again. There will be an elaborate plan in place when I meet FWMC and I'll make sure to smile and tell them I'm smiling because of them.

Fuwawa needs to do a guerrilla (or however the fuck you spell that word) ASMR stream one day just as she wakes up. Just imagine her sleepy voice, still laying down, with an ASMR microphone... Gosh...

>wake up
>see that not only did Fuwawa heart my comment, she hearted every reply to it
What a sweetheart

>>59068324
*finds your comment*

>>59068007
Sorry, I was temporally out of sync for a moment. Yeah, it's tomorrow.

>>59068324
*cums in the replies*

>>59067735
>bau b*starts crying*au
>uh um I really uh I really love you uh two a lot and uh uh uh *sniffle* y-you really help me g-get through the *autistic crying noise* ruff times
>hear their response
>cry harder
>bau bau and stumble away wiping my tears

>>59067735
Recite big smokes order

>>59068313
>Just imagine her sleepy voice, still laying down, with an ASMR microphone...
imagine her cute yawns...

>>59068402
What the fuck, I don't remember posting this

>>59067735
>what would you even talk to them about?
I would stammer out a "b-bau bau...", tell them how much they mean to me, then sprint out of there as fast as I can before they can say a word.

You guys make me laugh :)

>>59068313
I had a unique feeling in my stomach reading this, the only thing I pictured while trying to figure out the feeling was this image

>>59068571
Nice of you to join us, Mococo.

>>59068571
>t. toddler

>>59068175
Thanks anon, just found a store that actually bakes them in my city, surprised they are actually popular enough to be running
Might go buy a dozen box one day

I love doxxing ruffians too, can I join?

>>59068313
>>59066729
Stop this. I can hear her voice already and my emotions are shorting out.

>>59068626
>Alright wuffians, I need to go, moco-Chan needs some correction, but let me do a quick countdown before I’m done

>>59068313
You better stop typing this shit, I'm gonna lose my MIND

>>59067735
Bau bau! I've never had an oshi before, and I can confidently say that you two are my kamioshi! You always brighten up my day, and your hard work is an inspiration. あなたで今日本語がすこしわかります。どうもありがとうございます。(or some less broken nip)

>>59068048
I have 3 or 4 plans already despite not being able to go this time. I'm gonna spill my spaghetti anyway but it wont be because I didnt prepare for it.

>>59066729
>>59066949
>>59066996
>>59068687
I'm sorry to say, Anon, but she won't ever say it. She specifically loves me and doesn't want to lead on the rest of the Ruffians.

>>59068638
We’re all toddlers here

>>59068836
Holy baused.

>>59068879
I typed this

>>59068879
Sorry but she hearted my comments specifically. Fuwawa loves ME

>>59067735
I'll enter the booth in my Asta cosplay and flex a 'cep at them in silence for two minutes straight.

I want a Lifetime Showtime that's halfway between the song and their BGM. Like more chill.

im torn between wanting to hear that 'i love you/daisuki' in ASMR and not wanting to hear it
because i know if it happens i'll be hopelessly addicted to listening to it on repeat every night, like actual brainrot

i live in genuine fear and excitement for whenever their first ASMR happens...

>>59069060
I'm a 100% on wanting to hear "I love you"
I want that brainrot, I NEED it so bad

i'm gonna take a nap before the stream, surely i'll wake up in time

>>59067133
Thanks for posting this. Now I won't bother to see if my comment was liked in fear of being skipped.

>>59069168
WAKE THE FUCK UP HAG

>>59069166
This

>>59069060
It's gonna take them forever to say "I love you" because it's more embarrassing for them

>>59066729
I can just imagine her flustered build-up too
>I have... a confession.. but i-it's embarrassing! I don't know if I can say it!

>>59069168
That's a bad idea Ruffian

I can't read this word the same way anymore.

>>59069217
members will get to hear it first >:)

>>59069258
why suddenly fuwawa's voice

>>59069060
Honestly, she'll never say it. Fuwawa is clearly trying to groom the Ruffians, but even she has her limits.
I do wish either her or Mococo would someday, though.

>>59069258
You... y-you wouldn't hurt me, right? It'd make FuwaMoco sad to a Ruffian fight a another Ruffian

>>59069060
If they do and cry while saying it im gonna be the biggest gosling on the earth and im gonna materialize next to them out of sheer willpower.
if they dont im probably gonna feel like they did out of obligation as a nice gesture and be pretty sad

>>59069299
good thing I'm a member

>>59069241
>>59069168
It's a very bad idea. I've missed the start of a few streams due to sleeping in from a nap

>>59069258
Bishop would like a word.

>>59068402
Fuck. This would be me...

I'm gonna live on the floor now

>>59068324
Bimblechama...

>>59069406

Hour to go!

>>59068948
Other ruffians got the obligation heart, I got the heart filled with love

they're gonna read the superchat with the Fuwawa healing sessions suggestion tonight. bros, let us pray

>>59069406
They need to get that chair fixed

>>59069490 (me)
somehow I don't remember making this post

>>59069500
Oh shit I forgot about that

>>59069500
>>59069564
All me

>>59069385
i think it would be most of us, realistically
do NOT underestimate how things in-person feel, it really fucking amplifies shit by x1000 and i think you can only truly understand it when you experience it for the first time

i wanna experience holofes so bad...

>>59069319
They dont say things they dont mean so thats a real possibility. Time will tell, I guess.

>>59069193
>>59069241
>>59069345
i didn't trust myself so i got up

>>59069670
That just means she's guaranteed to say it to me

>>59069632
I will be their Jimmy

>>59069740
You made the right call

Regarding them saying "I love you"
https://youtu.be/ixMyHJmLHLI?t=11522
SC: Can you say "We love you, Ruffians!"?
Response: "It's not wrong"

>>59069839
Do you have an emotional backstory?

>>59069887
I masturbated too hard to Fuwawa lewds and broke my dick

>>59069885
ahhhhhh i was there for this but i didn't remember... for real how do you guys have such good memory, i gotta write this shit down

>>59069885
I'm waiting on the special times now

>>59069500
I feel like I didn't word the SC that well though. Hopefully she gets the message.
>>59070017
Because it was my SC.

>>59069885
STOP TEASING ME
I hope they aren't saving for when they're on stage, I would much prefer them saying it in a slower paced stream ASMR PLEASE than a loud crowed place

>>59069885
>when we do say it
YES IT'S COMING

>>59069885
We will reach that "very special time" someday soon bros...
>>59070017
>for real how do you guys have such good memory, i gotta write this shit down
That's a supa from Anan onel one of the /here/ paypigs. If he's anything like me, he'll have specifically bookmarked every single time they've read his supas/comments.

>>59070090
I think she'll get it, they enjoy iyashikei, they'll know what you meant.

>>59070090
>>59070153
>he'll have specifically bookmarked every single time they've read his supas/comments.

makes sense, i'll keep this strategy in mind when i lose my supa virginity to them

>>59070153
>If he's anything like me, he'll have specifically bookmarked every single time they've read his supas/comments.
I should do this

>>59069885
I'll go fucking Nuclear when it happens

>>59070090
>I feel like I didn't word the SC that well though. Hopefully she gets the message.
I'm sure they'll get it. I didn't feel like it was confusing at all. If they somehow don't though, just send another. Or I'll do it, maybe.

>>59070153
I just remember that one because I was making fun of LoDong with it. Besides that, I just use hololyzer as my list of bookmarks.

>>59070280
I think a "would you like this, wuffians?" is expected, and I doubt chat won't say yes.

>>59070259
a heart of broken glass...

>>59069885
>We will say it only during very, very special times. That way, when do we say it, you will know that we mean it
I already knew this but still, words dont quite tell the whole message. I'll wait for that day and hopefully get what they mean through those words.

>>59069885
Haven't they said "daisuki" before? Although I don't really know if it's the same feeling in Japanese. Maybe they don't either kek

where the fuck is that bomberman anon KEKKKKKK
THIS SHIT IS INSANE

>>59070241
>>59070253
It's nice doing it because anytime you feel down or low, you just play all of their interactions with you. I like to imagine we're having an actual conversation together.

>>59064190
Bau-bau-based

>>59070433
They feel far, far less embarrassed when its the same thing said in japanese. I dont remember them saying it to anyone in particular except for tweets.

>last OoT stream was August 29
What the fuck
Time needs to stop flowing so weird.

>>59070433
I need 愛してる

>>59070467
they made such a cute noise when reading my message once that I made it one of the most replayed moments of the stream by myself.

>got a splinter in my foot because of my shitty floor
>ripped it out by cutting through my skin with nail clippers
Thanks Fuwawa, thanks Mococo. I got the courage to do this while listening to FWMC Morning 23.

>>59070432
It's the difference between hearing "I love you" after a date you've been planning to perfection versus hearing "I love you" everyday as a passing remark. Sure, both genuine, but the former carries more weight.

why is one word harapeko and the other haramase?

>>59064245
When the Fauna-senpai training arc begins~

>>59070433
yeah they said it to some japanese super chats before their very first japanese Q&A stream, i remember pointing it out and everyone who cant understand any 日本語 just called me a schizo

>>59070596
>went outside
>tripped on an uneven sidewalk and broke my thumb
thanks fuwamoco

>>59070654
to me it's the opposite, being surprised by a "I love you, wuffian" would be the most overwhelming thing in the world. far more than "when the moment is right". the perfect date "I love you" is almost like a reward for choosing the right options in the visual novel, the "both of you sitting on the couch watching a movie, Fuwawa looks up and says 'I love you'" situation is the real deal.

>>59070688
>Fauna
I'm going to be fucking mad if they go to Fauna for ASMR advice because of EN retards repeatedly spamming this at them. They speak Japanese. They can talk to Noel. There's no reason to ask anyone else.

>>59070799
Fauna doesn't even do ASME anymore

>>59070799
this, en is for homo beggars

>>59070799
Their goals chart though

>>59070750
Reminds me of Karlach's love confession in BG3. So wholesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSBve3iFmaY

>>59070799
Fauna for ASMR, touching Noels tits is their goal for her.

>>59070750
If the former is like a VN, I think that's why they'd like that option more

>>59070867
The most unexpected best girl in all of western rpgs.

>>59070750
>"both of you sitting on the couch watching a movie, Fuwawa looks up and says 'I love you'"
This is even more powerful when it's the first time she says it or it's been a long time since the last time.
"When the moment is right" you will almost be expecting it, but when it's quiet and casual, your guard is down and it hits harder

>>59070875
>Noel-sama, thanks for the advice bau bau
>But we keep doing something wrong. The audio isn't quite right.
>Can we spend the night at your apartment and see your set-up?
>M-maybe a collab ASMR stream too?
And like that, they can freely molest Noel while we listen.

>>59070907
That's true. But I feel like it suits Mococo more. Breaking through her tsundere defenses by making all of the right choices and get the I love you at the end feels right, but with Fuwawa my fantasy is just sharing everyday life. Fixing her dumb light so she doesn't have to cook in the dark anymore, seeing the cat video that made her laugh so loud I could hear from another room, telling her that tonight I'm gonna cook, and having her taste the food my mom used to make, shopping for groceries and seeing her excited at some random shit that's on sale for an unusually good price, the shopping cart trivia she read on twitter 10 years ago.

>>59070875
Their two ASMR goals are separate. One is learning how to do it, another is doing ASMR with Fauna. This means they can learn from Noel(while touching her floofies) and put that knowledge to use with Fauna.

what's better to use for getting rid of certain chuuba clips that keep getting recommend to me: not interested or don't recommend channel it's nijis

>>59071083
Yobai roleplay ASMR with Noel as the "recipient"

>>59070654
Yeah, thats what I mean. Saying it is only half of it. I dont doubt they love the ruffians, I just wanna know in which way they do.

>>59071093
AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT HURTS

Honestly, I personally hope the ASMR is just Fuwawa/Mococo lightly talking/whispering. I always fucking hate when an asmr turns into a girl rubbing a fucking kitchen utensil against the mic. That shit never really works on me.
I just want to hear cute, quiet voices.

how come on /vt/ webms can't be posted with sound like >>5252124 why do we have to make the extra step to soundpost it. am i just retarded

>>59071242
I want to hear them blowing in my ear

>>59071093
Jesus I can picture it all

>>59071297
I want to hear them blowing

>>59071313
my dick

>>59071242
Honestly, I really like the Twitter space they did a bit ago.

>>59071125
That's a global question, but you only click "don't recommend channel" if the actual channel is the problem. Otherwise just "not interested".

>>59071275
uh wtf i was trying to link to /wsg/ and it gave me a /vt/ post

>>59071198
fuwawa: sexually
mococo: platonically

>>59071275
I don't know, do her selfmade youtube clips count?

why don't all the goslings just go to shiori? She gives you hugs and kisses at the end of the stream

>>59071343
You link to other boards with
>>>/board/postnumber

>>59071336
Same. I dont even care about the asmr that much, just let me feel like we're close.

>>59071407
You can't choose the ones you love

>>59071407
isn't this a silly question? we love fwmc because they are fwmc, can't exactly say 'go to someone else' when theres not the same feelings

>>59071407
Goslings don't move to around or migrate. They're created. Maybe someday you'll understand.

>>59071428
lke this?
>>>/wsg/5252124

>>59071407
I don't have the image but use your brain.

>>59071407
I'm very picky and her words feel hollow. I didn't choose to love fwmc either, it just happened.

kys goslingnigger

>>59071504
Jesus. Without being able to see her mouth she looks like she's an abuse victim.

>wake up from nap
>see this
my ojisan heart is happy :)

>>59071504
Yes. And the answer to your question is because they want to keep these imageboards, not people spamming tiktok videos etc. which it what it would turn into.

>>59063949
MOGGED

>>59071518
>>59071407

>>59071407
i mean it's not like fwmc doesn't pander to goslings

I'm recording my LTST submission right now and... this is tougher than a thought

>>59071407
Her voice.

>>59071566
really? i thought it was kind of pitiful in a cute way and menhera way
>>59071596
makes sense. i would've found it annoying before but it's fairly easy to make them. only thing i wish they'd upgrade is the 4mb limit

>>59071637
treat it like drunken karaoke with ur bros
we're not trying to be amazing, just having fun

why do they only stream early in the morning or late at night? i want them to do an all day stream for saturday or sunday at least...

I mean, just imagine it. You were up all night worrried about where to take Fuwawa on a date and barely got any sleep thinking about her. On the day of, you were a little late and feel like an ass for making her wait but she still smiles and said she wasn't waiting that long. The amusement park you wanted to take her to ends up shutting down because of maintenance, but at least the restaurant dinner goes smoothly. The night's ending and as you walk her home, thinking today was a failure, she suddenly takes your hand and tells you "Come on." She leads you out to an isolated cliff with a perfect view of the city and the almost phantasmal view of the night sky. With the light as her backdrop, highlighting her beautiful features, you realize she hasn't let go your hand and her smile hasn't once faded. She turns to look at you and with grin that could outshine the stars, she says "I love you."

>>59071630
They do it in a subtler and more "leading on" way

>>59071637
I fumbled some of the faster parts but you're going to be mixed in with other Ruffians anyway it doesn't have to be perfect

>>59071701
yamero

>>59071637
All that matters is that you do it. It's about passion and love, not skill.

>>59071693
>endurance stream
Most likely never going to happen. If it does it will be a JP stream of some kind.

>>59071734
That subtlety will slowly break down as time goes on. I can feel it

>>59071701
pretty good but i would've preferred a more dramatic build up to the i love you or that she threw us both off the clip after saying it

>>59071665
>>59071754
>>59071799
Yeah, I know, having fun is number 1! Can't leave any regrets, right?

>>59071701
>>>/vt//wg/

>>59071701
Everything after the cliff is a hallucination from your dying brain after she pushed you off the cliff.

>>59071734
yeah they do it in a way so there won't be any blame to them. that's why they're professionals

>>59071407
Why do you novelites want us to go to Shiori so bad? You go there, and stay there.

>>59071802
>Most likely never going to happen.
This. The longest they've done is about 5 hours, right? I don't think they want to do long streams like that due to how it will affect the rest of their day + their homework.
Also, they probably don't want to get in the habit of taking pee breaks during streams.

>>59071693
They want to keep streams relatively short so people can tune in every day. Both have stated that they would like to stream more (particularly mococo) but they are concerned by that. Its their way to care about the wageslaves.

10min!

are they gonna know how to get to jabu jabu. i don't remember the game telling you exactly where to go and it's kind of out of the way

>>59071958
They're too good for us, bros...

>>59072016
OH FUCK I FORGOT

>>59071958
They care about us ojisans...

FRIDEY NITE WITH MY WIVES
this is gonna be great


t. officially a whore, after FWMC suddenly appeared in my life

>>59072079
wait wtf? kanaflare dark souls?
KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU

>>59071835
Whipped it up real quick because I just wanted to point out why they would have preferred a "when the time is right" I love you.

>>59071701

>>59072079
i loveeeee flare dark souls. don't care for kanata but it'll be a kino stream

Alright ruffians, time to have fun.

>late
THEY HATE US

>>59072111
it was good! thanks for sharing. i always visit /wg/ for their hag fics. need to check if they've written any good fwmc ones

>>59072142
>dont care for kanata
WHAT THE FUK

>early
THEY LOVE US

>>59072226
She crashed hard in 2021.

>early
THEY HATE US

Imagine them staring at their broken clock...

BAU BAU NAU
>>59072226
CRY ABOUT IT i dislike heimin even more

>late
THEY LOVE US

Starting!

>>59072357
How'd you get this video of me??

Looking forward to more Zelda dogs

>>59072226
The Biboo version is better

>>59072142
please try to enjoy my cute hamster wife, she's gonna fucking love FWMC when she realizes they exist [希望]

Why is their intro music such a bop

BAU BAU IS LIVE

Cena and Styles are tagging tonight so I'll be late to watch.
Think of me if/when Mococo dies in the flames of Death Mountain while trying to get that heart piece.

>>59071701
within cells interlinked
within cells interlinked
within cells interlinked

>>59072438
>when she realizes they exist
Anon....

our hopium is live

>>59072487
simply kino

>its just us and you!
right straight through my heart

my cute rebellious wife, mococo.

alone time...

they should play Wei Shen's game

>>59072487
cinema... simpy... cinema...

BAU BAU!

Mococo is bratty…

they better not cut off zelda early to read supas

4 streams of SCs right?

>>59072568
>>59072593
YES! I'VE BEEN WAITING

>>59071093
>wuffian~
>hmm
>on second thought that shirt doesn't look good at all
>you like it?
>ehhh, stripes really don't suit you
>No, no! you have to look your best, I'll be showing you off to my parents this weekend, after all
>(and make moco-chan a teensy bit jealous)
>this store isn't good, let's go to another one
>eh? you want to buy those pants
>but I think I saw the same pair at another store that's cheaper
>let's go get it there instead
>...
>howaaa
>this is
>this is it
>dashing!
>handsome!
>mysterious!
>it's perfect!
>it's practically screaming "best boyfriend"!
>un! let's take these ones right away!
>huh?
>me too?
>n-no, I already have plenty of clothes
>you want us to match?
>o-okay
>...
>huh? why doesn't it fit?
>come onnnn
>ha? wuffian!?
>y-you suprised me
>don't just barge into the changing room, my heart almost stopped
>a problem?
>uuuugh, wuffian~
>there must be something wrong with this store's measurements
>I picked the sizes I picked they don't fit me, it's too tight
>is it the measurements? could they using a different standard?
>a simple solution...
>you mean... I got fatter?
>wuffian, are you saying I got fat?
>chu..bby
>nooo~
>wuffian, will you still love me even if I wasn't sexy anymoore?
>uuuugh I love you too
>wuffian...
>wuffian
>Ruffian
>if you don't stop squishing my tummy, you're sleeping on the couch tonight
>mou...

SCANLINE BROS, WE ARE SO BACK

Comfy evening comfirmed

cute

My wives are being extra silly tonight...

My heart melts whenever Fuwawa thanks me. She's too precious.

Mococo is in a really good mood right now.

Why did they still speak in English and not move all their streams to EU/ JP primetime?

mococo and link are the same person

Hello hello bau bau!

I love Zelda bros...

Comfiness achieved within 3 minutes, I feel warm and content

>link is a boy, and he looks like you Mococo

>>59072772
the mococock...

>>59072667
post again later, zelda time right now

baubau is a creature that comes after children who misbehave.

>>59072746
I love Zelda’s fat ass

they're in such high spirits, bros

they are being so cute right now wtf

>I love the wall.
Is Mococo... you know...

I'm so happy rn

they're at their best right now

They're acting extra cute today

ZELDA TIME!

KYNEMA

>>59072865
They're still in high spirits after collabing with Fubuki

>>59072667
>wuffian...
>wuffian
>Ruffian
>if you don't stop squishing my tummy, you're sleeping on the couch tonight
Nice

Are they not getting magic?

>>59072853
>>59072856
>>59072859
>>59072864
my thoughts exactly, and we've got at least 1h of supachat reading after this
serene kino.

>it's just us and you ruffians
They sounded so dejected saying that...

>>59066062
Fuwawa confirmed for enjoying the backseater jokes