/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>5894503

Brap

>>5894503
I love my mori.

>>5894503
i came

5%

>Makes Gura extremely uncomfortable during their first collab together
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Drags the entire generation into a series of extremely boring Overcooked 2 where she just mumbles to herself the whole time forcing collab partners to pick up the slack, despite being the one to start it
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Promises Kiara that they'd do weekly Minecraft streams where they could learn the game together, collabed MC exactly once one one month later and never again
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Spends half an hour thanking superchats during her first Minecraft collab with Gura
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Doxxes herself and then obnoxiously fake screams into the mic the entirety of the Secret Neighbor collab
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Can't even be bothered to set up the game correctly for the first big Among Us collabs, is a massive anchor for the team and a wet blanket during meetings
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Was in a separate Discord channel thanking superchats during her second Among Us collab while her JP senpais all introduced themselves
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Played Lethal League with deadbeats while Ina literally stood there and watched, in what was supposed to be a Mori Ina collab
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Starts sulking when the punishment game comes up in Puyo Puyo Tetris, refuses to take part and brings the mood down
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Extremely and inexplicably rude to Kiara during the Takamori Q&A, nearly brought her to tears
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Doesn't know the first thing about Reine during their collab together, keeps calling her 'senpai' and actually thinks she's a Turkey character
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>According to Kiara, has overslept multiple collabs, forcing them to be delayed or rescheduled
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Spoils the outfits for the Walfee outfit reveal collab, doesn't even try during the Jeopardy rounds and just types gibberish
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>was in a separate discord
>Completely uninterested during her Clubhouse 51 stream with Kiara, Kiara even has to pull out the fucking weather deck to try and get any sort of response from Mori
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Spent 2 hours saying absolutely nothing but random autism grunts, as Kiara desperately tries to carry a conversation during their Shadowverse collab
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Can barely speak two words of Japanese during her Super Bunnyman stream with Rikka, forcing him to use English instead
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Completely shits the bed in the highly anticipated Coco Meme Review collab, exercising her usual "awkward sperg spamming stock phrases like naruhodo instead of holding an actual conversation" shtick to its fullest as Coco becomes more and more desperate to get ANY kind of reaction out of her and eventually asks 75k live viewers "is she always like this?"
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>made Gura wake up early on a day she had a stream later in the day
>replaced their game because it only has local play with a game that only has local play
>didn't install the game anywhere between the game being changed and the actual collab
>made a sleepy Gura wait 20 minutes only to have her experience about 0.5 to 2 second lag
>finally settle on Phasmophobia after all this struggling
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Collabed with anituber trash that is responsible for most of the casual fan flood from which casual doxfags and cucks who want male collabs can be traced to
>Way, way more prepared and enthusiastic for this than ANY of the collabs listed above
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Shows up to a literal who vtuber's birthday but never did a call in for her senpais
If you don't like her, don't watch her!

>>5894933
Based

Are her tits also mocapped?

>>5894503
>literally no personality
how do you even raise a person to become like this?

>>5894503
>le default reaper

>>5894933
God i fucking love this pasta

>>5894933
kek who writes/remembers all this stuff

>>5894733
>>5894933
>>5896095
You guys ran out of material, we all love her again.

>>5894503
Dudes i only have 5% to give a shit about this

Rather watch stupid shit on youtube and go to drink some shit with retards, now thats my 95%

>>5894933
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She made Gura extremely uncomfortable during their first collab together. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She dragged the entire generation into a series of extremely boring Overcooked 2 where she just mumbled to herself the whole time forcing collab partners to pick up the slack, despite being the one to start it. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She promised Kiara that they'd do weekly Minecraft streams where they could learn the game together, collabed MC exactly once one one month later and never again. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She spent half an hour thanking superchats during her first Minecraft collab with Gura. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. Doxxed herself and then obnoxiously fake screamed into the mic the entirety of the Secret Neighbor collab. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She couldn't even be bothered to set up the game correctly for the first big Among Us collabs, was a massive anchor for the team and a wet blanket during meetings. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She was in a separate Discord channel thanking superchats during her second Among Us collab while her JP senpais all introduced themselves. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She played Lethal League with deadbeats while Ina literally stood there and watched, in what was supposed to be a Mori Ina collab. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She sulked when the punishment game comes up in Puyo Puyo Tetris, refused to take part and brought the mood down. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She was extremely and inexplicably rude to Kiara during the Takamori Q&A, nearly brought her to tears. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She didn't know the first thing about Reine during their collab together, kept calling her 'senpai' and actually thought she's a Turkey character. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Takanashi Kiara stream. According to her, Mori has overslept multiple collabs, forcing them to be delayed or rescheduled. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She spoiled the outfits for the Walfee outfit reveal collab, didn't even try during the Jeopardy rounds and just typed gibberish. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She was in a separate discord. Completely uninterested during her Clubhouse 51 stream with Kiara, Kiara even had to pull out the fucking weather deck to try and get any sort of response from Mori. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She spent 2 hours saying absolutely nothing but random autism grunts, as Kiara desperately tried to carry a conversation during their Shadowverse collab. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She barely spoke two words of Japanese during her Super Bunnyman stream with Rikka, forcing him to use English instead. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. Completely shat the bed in the highly anticipated Coco Meme Review collab, exercised her usual "awkward sperg spamming stock phrases like naruhodo instead of holding an actual conversation" shtick to its fullest as Coco became more and more desperate to get ANY kind of reaction out of her and eventually asked 75k live viewers "is she always like this?" Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She made Gura wake up early on a day she had a stream later in the day; replaced their game because it only had local play with a game that only had local play; didn't install the game anywhere between the game being changed and the actual collab; made a sleepy Gura wait 20 minutes only to have her experience about 0.5 to 2 second lag; finally settle on Phasmophobia after all this struggling. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She collabed with anituber trash that is responsible for most of the casual fan flood from which casual doxfags and cucks who want male collabs can be traced to. Was way, way more prepared and enthusiastic for this than ANY of the collabs listed above. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. Shows up to a literal who vtuber's birthday and never did a call in for her senpais. Great entertainer she is!

LOOK OUT, EGGBOY, IT'S JOSH!!!!!

>>5896186
t. newfaggot

>>5894933
>>5896286
i honestly can't tell if people genuinely believe all of this or not

>>5894503

>>5896447
yeah, I don't watch this shit, I just wanted to check out the board and it definitely didn't disappoint, place is chalk full of mentally ill schizos

>>5896482
They unironically do

>>5896286
I'm not gonna read that but good for you or am sorry to hear that

>>5894933
She doxxed herself?

>>5894503
>>5894542

Fags

>>5896605
It's an edit of >>5894933

>>5896657
She said her first name while talking to herself
Chat misheard it as 'carrot'
Shit was cash-money

andale, andale!

>>5894503
WIGGER WITH A FAT ASS HNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHH

>>5894933
>Makes Gura extremely uncomfortable during their first collab together
How?

>>5896552
You'll fit right in, this board is 50% schizos, 50% people trying to start shit and have a giggle at the expense of said schizos

I want Mori to shit in my mouth.

>>5897528
It's a pasta, not facts.

>>5896190
Yeah, pretty much this.

95%

>>5896190
>we
Do deadbraps really?

>>5894933
>>5895738
>>5896095
>>5896286

>>5896190
Why? i genuinely want to know. What does calli have that no other holomem has

>>5905692
a real voice

>>5905744
>believing her voice is real

>>5905692
Top tier Skills as a GM if nothing else. My favorite streams in all of Hololive really

>>5905888
Fair

>>5896552
>chalk

>>5905692
Only Holo (that isn't a star) to play any fighting games.

>>5894503
>ywn go to Warped Tour with Mori

>>5894503
>Makes an anxious call from a love hotel on Gura's birthday.

>>5894933
Add how she ruined a Suisei cover

why the fuck do i hate mori so much?
I dont want to but god damn i dont like her

>>5906079
Thats not a skillset though, its a game choice. Shes not even particularly good at fighting games from what I understand.

>>5906089
do you think mori likes tech n9ne

>>5906534
100%

>>5906300
I meant it more in the sense of something she brings to the table that I like that I can't really get from any of the other girls.

>>5905692
3 breaks in a month?

>>5894503
she’ll never use that outfit again because it’s weird nerd shit

>>5894503
she ruined the whole farewell stream

>>5906261
Just in case you're serious, try to view a few streams as if you are watching for the first time with no prior knowledge.
Based on that made a judgement on if you still dislike her now

>>5906943
this lol

>>5907015
rap, hiphop, gm ability

i mean even if you dont like her its kind of fucking obvious isnt it

>>5935333
I like her for all of those things as well, but everyone mentions those, so I just thought I'd bring something up I don't usually see people do. I dunno why you're mistaking me for someone who dislikes Mori.

>>5894556
>>5894591
>>5894656
DO DEADBRAPS REALLY??