/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>58853236
Amen.

>>58853360
would

Axel's xatsu gave me a lot of axmag brainrot again, I guess I won't heal from that any time soon

>>58853566
Magni really was the perfect tsun babygirl for him. I miss that slut

>>58853236
amen

>>58853671
Same man.

>>58853489
anyone willing to leak some snickerpox dingoose?

>>58853566
my brain has been going two routes with this, axel training the last few stolen magni clones to be his perfect dolls to love and break apart until they too wither away (and then he'd have finally lost everything) OR axel noticing magnis tendencies to already fall in line with what he enjoys in people and wanting to push that further

either way its cute how much magni really does dote on the gladiator, and wants to be around him, its a little obvious too but magni's lips are tied when it comes to actually admitting the fact. tho he does have his moments of slipping away from the cold persona he tries to put on, letting out a genuine warm smile and laugh while sighing in admittance, 'your a good kid, axel'. its all so cute. too cute, even. axel hates it. sometimes, randomly, it seems like hes upset at magni for no reason, surprising since axels usually so open about his feelings, and it seems like no matter what magni does or say, hes never not given the cold shoulder. Somehow it's terribly lonely and a small worried crease forms in his brow. But soon enough, axels back to his usual self like that moment of coldness never happened, and hes teasing magni to the ends, 'ahhh~ i was a bit busy that day (lie) but you wanted my attention didnt you, maguni~' he chuckles squinting down, 'what a lonely little guy you are. cant do nothin without me around, huh?'

and the days go on and on like that until magni's heart hums in discomfort and anxiety whenever axel isnt around to pull him into his arms and protect him. suddenly his room, his alchemy table, all the things hed ever known and put faith into, seem unwelcoming and harsh. he leaves without a second thought to put himself right back where he belongs.

>>58854098
just go follow her porn account magni I'm sure she'd accept you

>>58854098
didn’t she go menhera when somebody leaked post-copium and implied there would never be any more lewds if followers cant behave? anyone with access is probably more careful these days

>>58854098
gl with that, her porn is circle-gated now cause fuckers here couldn’t behave

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They took down his tweets!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOB SOB SOB SOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

I hate this so much, sad.....

Just visitor from #, I just want to laugh at you mansister.
>T..they will be back
>I..it's nothing burger
>T..they fighting bear
>I..i will grudgepost all of you
Almost two months of Magni and Vesper graduation,and the dophamine still kicking

>>58855454
Twitter is having a shit at the moment, sometimes his page shows a pinned tweet, sometimes it doesn't

>>58855561
Actually most who watch Magni's RM could see they were keeping up with Holo work while preparing for if he left. DESU it was always 50/50, but it seems like things really fell apart the 36 hours before the announce.

>>58855561
fair, i also laugh at gura's fan whenever she disappears for months only to come back for her birthday and all the simps still buy her merch and then she leaves again

>>58855561
Actually most who watch Magni's RM could see they were keeping up with Holo work while preparing for if he left.
It was always 50/50, but it seems like things really fell apart the 36 hours before the announcement.

>>58855606
Yes, but that still means its gone, all the like are gone too

>>58855789
I can't like on Twitter rn either, I can only repost

>>58855829
can you see this?
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1672334168561446912/video/1

>>They fighting bear
Wait was that an actual theory? lmao

IT'S BACK
IT WAS JUST TWITTER BEING SHIT AGAIN

>>58855901
I can

I need that retards old tweets to keep me sane, sorry about that

>>58856057

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gp8tdFa4VgU

>>58856197
Shinri did amazing Bettel imitation

>>58855561
Are you unironically still there with your life?

>>58856032
I thought people were saying that as a joke, like how Gura’s long breaks mean she’s pregnant.

>>58856132
No worries, vestie. Been a while since I've seen you guys around, how've you all been faring so far?

>>58856316
I can't even tell what anons take seriously, after people actually believing altnowa breakup I have had no expectations of anyone's intelligence

>>58855749
I blame Advent and Jap. Their stand about not communicating with Tempus is weird

>>58856770
This should explain everything neatly. Very interesting numbers.

>>58856330
Good, regular streams again, extra unhinged at time (that's not really new if you watch any of his longer stream), no SC derailing, and bunch of collabs!
He tweets about the same tho, lol

>>58857052
I don't think Advent had much impact, this seemed to be a management thing. They recut the MVs with out Magni early on but it didn't seem like Magni knew if he was going to stay till the last week. I really hope there's a leak one day because this was a real puzzle.

Look at my baller shoes

>>58857273
Oh shit, he got them tims!

Not pictured: Phantom's message: fucking KILL YOURSELF

>>58857510
Why so mean at Bettel? What did he do?

>>58857607
Said it was 8 million instead of 6

Vox is deleting some of his famous ASMR
>>58856544

>>58857794
Are you lost?

>>58857833
yeah wrong tab, sorry

>>58857794
I don't go there but at least he is letting people know in advance so they can download those if they want to

>>58857510
>everyone has a nickname
>except for axel, who could have been aniki
It's confirmed. They HATE eachother.

>>58858018
I don't know what the deleted message is, but if its who I think it is, yeah, he's doing some sort of rebranding/overhaul of the RM. Not really interested but I'll check it out when it happens.

>>58858154
It's a bit sad how both Axel and Bettel kinda seek each other out now, trying to replace Magni

>>58858518
I love angst. Where are the fic writers at

>>58857091
Go back

>>58858380
It was about Vox Akuma and adhering to YT's guidelines as well as moving away from sexual content, announcing that he was deleting some of his ASMR VODs.

>>58858936
Oh! ok

>>58856770
I feel mildly guilty for actively spreading the Altnowa drama rrats on here while they were in full swing but to be fair, the shitposting was legendary. Anyone remember the Almond offcollab karaoke?

>>58859003
Aaaaaaaa
;o;

>>58858936
does axel have to tone down his jokes now?

>>58859003
The shitposting was so fun, anyone taking them seriously is just a dumdum

Thinking about wacking axel's nutsack and watching him rolling up into a ball cursing at me

Will ffvii be the first long game axel will finish?

>>58859471
Bold of you to assume he'll finish it

>>58859471
He finished botw

>>58856307
Some posters on this board are incredibly slow and it takes them a few months to process each new piece of information, please understand

>>58859471
He finished nier: replicant

On a related note has Axel weighted in on THE 26-Year-Old Waifu War? Is he Team Tifa or Team Aerith? And what about the rest of the boys? I know that Shinri likes Tifa more, but no clue about everyone else, just guesses

>>58860358
I would assume Axel likes Tifa for reasons, but he does love Zack so maybe he is also into Aerith. I guess we will know when he plays

>>58860358
>THE 26 year old waifu war
Thats Asuka vs Rei though
And the correct answer is Kaworu

>>58854098
must be in circles because its not on the account

>>58860965
Eva is older. But you're right, so I won't get too mad

>>58860965
is this ironic or are you a fujo/fudan

did hakka ever say which vocaloid is his fav? i remember he said gumi but maybe i just dreamt that

>>58861424
Fudan. I've been a huge kaworu autist for 8 years now lmao

>>58860965
based

I had a dream about Brian David Gilbert joining Tempus

>>58861659
That would be strangest timeline. Did he have a model or was he just brian david gilbert?

>>58861659
that's just twobert

>>58859003
>How to save a life starts playing

>>58861659
Oh yeah, the Polygon guy.
Tagently related, but I once dreamed Louie Zong became a vtuber that had their early 90s cgi art style.

>>58860358
>>58860965
The proper answer to both your conflicts is the simplest: Harem Ending.

>>58862172
That song was definitely for Vesper no im not taking my meds

>>58860965
Misato

did hakkas DMC stream get nuked or am I'm too dumb to find it?

>>58862019
No like he got a proper model and had some weird name I don't remember but his design was boring on purpose like an office guy but every now and then he would make some crazy streams and videos. It was incredible

>>58860965
best girl is ritsu, the one who had nothing to do with shinji

>>58861463
His favorite voice wise is Miku, but he likes them all

>>58862442
Last one got nuked yeah but I don't know why.
I could be wrong tho but I remember some talks a long time ago about them not being allowed to show the game's ending, or final mission, per Capcom perms. Maybe it's something related to that

>>58862312
Magni introduced it by saying he was singing it because he used to watch Scrubs dude

Any anons here draw any oundgacs?

>>58862312

>>58862855
>"it's a scrubs reference dude"
Where do you think we are?

Good morning, Nature Anon here. I just finished packing up my camp and continued the climb. It appears the hawka from last night is still watching over me as I have spotted him a few times, he seems to mostly stay hidden however. When Hiking I spotted a snowy flayowl, snowy flayowls are another bettelvore species eating only Bettel variants. Snowy flayowls are sight based bettelvores so they hunt based on the appearance of what they are hunting, however unlike most sight bettelvores it is safe to wear bettel colors around them as they will only hunt prey smaller then them.

>>58862855
>>58863243
Just because he heard it first from Scrubs doesn't mean there can't be a deeper meaning.
Personal I felt when they sang "You are not Alone" there was a high chance of being or Axel or Vesper

>>58863435
Nothing wrong with your delusions bro

>>58863271
Flayowl love

>>58862870
no, i dont have autism

>>58863271
nature anon. how does the snowy flayowl taste roasted? it looks like it would pair well with sushi

Last time Altare played CS2 was so fun because he met really nice dudes to play with on VC… I hope he meets more cool dudes today!

>>58864413
I liked that guy who said nice things and fair advice.

>>58861463
>"Umm Miku I guess, and Flower".
But again he does own a Miku salamander figurine.

I had a dream once where m

I dreamed that one of the guys in a new StarsEN gen was black and somehow pissed off mainstream media to the point where his model was shown in the news stations lol

>>58864864
Sorry, it's a villain Miku.
https://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1647691328501710848?s=20

>>58865346
like this?

>>58863271
I understand him because I am also a bettelvore

>>58860965
for fuck's sake

>>58864099
Hmmm I can't say I've ever had it, most tempowl species are not good eating as they tend to have very little meat which needs to be cooked to hell and back before it is even safe to eat. Some places eat bettowls because eating them apparently increases fertility but I've never heard of anyone eating a flayowl. If you were to eat it a slow cooked soup would be your best bet to insure it is safe to eat but no store would stock such difficult meat so you'd have to get a tempanimal hunting permit and hunt it yourself. With how expensive those permits are using a tag on the small snowy flayowl instead of hunting a larger,meatier,and safer to eat species seems like a waste unless the species is marked for population control in your area. The only predators of tempanimals are humans and other tempanimals as most standard animals won't hunt them meaning if a given tempanimal species breeds out of control it severally threatens native non tempanimal species, so some areas will issue population control orders to tempanimal hunters to reduce out of control tempanimal populations. When this occurs your local fish and wildlife will give you a special set of tags specifically for hunting the problem species During these times local meat markets may have meat from the problem species if you do not like hunting it yourself but still want to try the meat. Snowy flayowls have never been a problem species as they only breed then the local bettel variant population is very high.

dead thread dead fandom

dead world

THE STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM

>>58867116
Dead andreus

I miss Altare

>>58865445
No, it was like some newscasters put his model up on the screen and looked like they were mad as fuck at him for something. I remember Tucker Carlson and some indistinct blonde women when I was flipping through the channels eating oranges in my dream

>>58867082
I just woke up
But I'm excited for more lies of p kino

Okay chat, give me all your tips for the form to become a successful StarsEN brotuber, I'm gonna send my application this week
>inb4 go to /asp/

>>58867354
same, not long now

>>58868187
Just be Vesper minus the menhera episodes

Nature anon here, I found an undocumented water source during the climb so I have decided to stay and observe this area for awhile. While observing I spotted a blue footed betty fishing. Blue footed betties only eat fish. These birds prefer being in colder environments as it makes the fish they eat swim slower making them easier to catch. Blue footed betties are known to be quite dumb and will try to hunt anything that looks like a fish even if it is several times bigger then it. Many blue footed betties are eaten by sharks and other large aquatic predators because they tried to hunt these large predators.

>>58868187
Stand out from the others, or what you perceive others to be.

>>58868187
Do something properly manly, like fix your car or build stuff.

>>58868187
Be that boy okay okay make noise

>>58868396
Made me laugh, look at this stupid ass nigga

>>58868187
Start streaming, also kill SEAnigs live at any opportunity

>>58860965
Spoiler
TRUE!

>>58868187
Don't, we already had a 4chan Brotuber and it ended up horribly.

>>58861659
I wish, pure kino every stream!

>>58865346
This kind of happened with Gura recently

>>58869124
He was great!
He just didn't like the Idol stuff and decided to leave with his bestie!

GO FOR IT MANS!

>>58868187
Find a niche that makes you stand out while also working well with the other boys. Practice singing in a style different then the style the other boys sing in will help make you stand out when you are made to sing. Try not to be too stupid most of tempus is very dumb they need more smart folk to balance them. You need to be at least a little crazy to keep up with tempus or else people might think your boring. Don't be like Flayon we only need one character like him in StarsEN and some would argue not needing him at all. Try playing games in genras the other boys do not do normally as adding variety will drag in new fans interested in that type of game play. Stream during the current dead periods as it will funnel all the fans that have nothing better to do into your stream. don't overlap the boys streams if you can help it as that would spread the fans thinner which helps no one. Try to avoid mixing your personal life with your character as much as possible as this seems to attracted concernfags. DO NOT OVER WORK YOURSELF!!! burn out will kill you, if you want to be in it for the long haul be slow and steady. Things that burn the brightest burn out the fastest. I'm probably being too serious in the end how you work with your coworkers will ultimately determine your success. Avoiding colabing with the other boys will only prevent your growth and if people notice you acting weird around the boys rumors will spread which might kill your chance at success. Also avoid colabing with girls unless you have to as it attracts so much drama which will harm your chances at success.

I'm not sure why I put so much thought into this but this is what I'd like to see in a vtuber.

>>58869124
dont be a dickhead

At the start of Bettel's LOP stream today, Flay mentioned seeing a cursed picture with mannequins in it where the psoter suddenly stopped posting. He mentions seeing it on an "imageboard". Any ideas what he was talking about?

>>58869279
SHE'S BLACK???????

i get notvespers streams recommended pretty often, so once a while i tune into it
and every time he bursts out laughing he sounds like a madman to me...was it always like this?
vesper seemed more chill, at least a little bit

>>58870101
No, an image of her was used on an article about ai cp

>>58870215
Yes
He always laughed like that

>>58870215
You just know him more now, but he always sounded like that lol

I've got demon altare/exorcist hakka brainrot, it's good to be back.

>>58870381
tell me more about it

>>58870381
do tell. star-crossed lovers is always a good time

Has the ohmonah collab been given an end date or is the stuff just going to be in the shop til it runs out?

>>58870647
Till it runs out and she just re-stocked last week

>>58870647
Think it's until it runs out. Is there something you're trying to get in particular?

>>58870723
Probably just Altare's hoodie, just wanted to make sure it wasn't going to suddenly get removed before I made it around to it.

praying for ohmonah vg merch for their 1year anni

>>58870858
You should be fine, just check the stock periodically
To check stock just add a bunch to your cart, it wont let you add more then there are availably.

>>58870858
Nah, you should be good. Enjoy the hoodie when you get it, m8.

>>58870869
It'll happen <3

>>58870869
I'd kill for a Bettel hoodie with the same pattern as his clothing. That or a Phantom themed hoodie.

>>58871079
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1509865618/gavis-bettel-hoodie

>>58865346

>>58870225
Well, she has a kid looking model.

>>58868187
Play strategy games and single player RPGs
Be calm and avoid all fujo baiting
Enjoy your self and pray you have a normal person as a genmate

It's okay, Oga just has revitiligo

>>58865346
all me

>>58871450
I like Oga.

>>58871784
>revitiligo
At least he likes his skin color unlike Flare.

>>58868187
Don't look for tip /here/ because everyone is just going to tell you what THEY want to see in a vtuber and MANS is not even close to being representative of the average Tempus fan. I would suggest looking at streamers you think are interesting and consider what you can take away from them that also builds on your own strengths. And be a team player with your genmates. That's all.

>>58869359
Honestly the idol stuff would make me want to kill myself too

>>58871955
Actual good tip

>>58871955(Me)
Also just remember one important piece of advice from Leader himself: don't do it for the money or exposure or fame. Do it because you hold a passion for vtubing and streaming by themselves.Thats the only sustainable way.

>>58871955
What do you mean, anon? My highly detailed list of requirements is entirely representative of the StarsEN audience as a whole.

>>58865346
If they hire a black streamer i hope the avatar is also black, a dark model like Oga in EN would be sex

What type of masochistic sex would Hakka prefer?
>Bondage
>Choking
>Hitting

>>58872228
handholding and consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation so that he has an army of little Hakka's ready to chop firewood to fuel the generator that powers his modem and allows him to stream

start the stream bitch!

funny clown man on telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-b-DDCNo9Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-b-DDCNo9Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-b-DDCNo9Q

P ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-b-DDCNo9Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-b-DDCNo9Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-b-DDCNo9Q

>>58872228

looking at bettel's loading screen
who the fuck is this nigga?

>>58872620
His name is Lola. He was a showgirl.

>>58872656
Don't you mean Loil?

Shota Shinri is just Hakka
Bara Hakka is just Shinri

>>58872394
>>58872399
Does Bettel really think he's going to end this today? He's maybe a third of the way through the game at best.

>>58871840
if you get in, collab with Oga and call yourselves Niggastars

>>58870215
he's always been that way especially during longer streams

>>58872849
His mouthbreathing is so cute, gets me every time

Bettel is so sexy right now, I need him to full nelson me

This man is probably not beating this game today.

>>58873118
...are you the young negro male Bettelhead that keeps posting here? I think someone actually drew your fantasy a while back

>>58873118
Flayon, shut up

Flayon television
https://youtu.be/oN3lWUnM69E
https://youtu.be/oN3lWUnM69E
https://youtu.be/oN3lWUnM69E

>>58873326
There is a young negro bettelyumedan here? interesting lol

>>58873360
who?

>>58873438
Yes, some melanated gentleman escaped the plantation after many years. But once he looked upon Bettel that nigga was hungry for a buck breaking. Very peculiar buck but his appreciation for the white man must be commended.

>>58873326
>>58873438
As a negro, the use of “young negro” is making me chuckle.

>>58873655
The guy who posts 15 cat pictures per day on twitter

>>58873326
Link?

>>58873700
im sorry i have no idea why i said it like that lmao

>>58873762
me?

hes so hot when hes angry

>>58873892
Honestly I think it’s funny. Plus, after seeing nigga/nigger being used, it’s relatively tame.

I want Flay to pilot me...

>Bettel isn't peeing on stream
>Flayon isn't peeing on stream
Lies of Pee....

I love him

>>58874738
You didnt watch the guerrillas last night???

>>58874790
I did I just wanted to make a pun. Please laugh...

>>58874833
ha ha ha~

>>58872228
Bondage AND choking
>>58872274
Kek

>>58874790
I need to catch up ASAP.

kek
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1704252092859261382

Flayon just BTFO'd numberfags. Based shota pilot

>>58874965
how so

>>58874926
oh kek

>>58874907
yeah I didnt fully catch up either desu...

>>58874858
Heehee thanku~

>>58874977
He said he would rather have a small dedicated audience that understands him rather than a lot of people. He has transcended beyond the human desire to want big numbers.

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1704255962423636225

Slightly heavy Bettel with the fat rolls...

>>58874926
So they are always in an open voice chat so others can just join

>>58875053
This should be everyone's mentality, fan wise and talent wise, but people are retarded

I LOVE HIM, /MANS/

>Axel sends the boys porn mid stream

>>58875053
Oh!!! cute Pumpkin FlayNyan!

>>58875185
ME TOO!!!

>Flayon wants to Cosplay 9S or Archer from FATE

>>58874926
>>58874958
>>58875108
I wonder if this arrangement of voice/text channels is new to avoid conundrums like the Raft incident a year ago or so.

>>58875199
What a fucking sex pest

VG LOVE

Leader soon...

>>58875185
FLay Love!!!!!!

>>58875276
Based prophet. https://files.catbox.moe/hpyr1y.png

Pweek more like seethe week

i will never feel like i belong in flay's chat even though i love him sm

I never saw this one
https://youtu.be/VsvKJgU5tYk?si=YeS_CMVcqnUhgQjB

>>58875276
What Hololive girl would be the best match to cosplay 2B, and would they totes bone, as in my fanfiction?

>>58875897
chris

>>58875897
From looks alone the new girl that's name I do not remember. The goth one that isn't Nerissa

>>58875892
>the Xbox mic
The good old days, before 7/11.

>>58875977
That would be Shiori, and if it were her I'd fear for Flayon's safety and/or sanity.

>>58875897
Are you lost? The question should be what Tempus/Stars member would be the best match to cosplay 2B and why is it Oga?

>>58875897
Girls dont exist here. Move along now.

>>58876058
Only the girls have the Over 200 Pounds of Ass necessary to pull off an accurate 2B cosplay, especially now that Magni's gone.

>>58876112
Shinri moggs all of them yes even the clockwoman

>>58875897
Gorilla-mane

>>58875690
>https://files.catbox.moe/hpyr1y.png
Should've been 2B pegging him, would be more accurate

>>58876150
Clock doesn't even have an ass dude

>>58875897
Wrong thread

>>58875897
Axel's girlfriend, Regina

>>58875897
Wrong thread

>shinri is an architect

>>58876213
>>58876203
>>58876150
>>58876031
>>58875977
>>58875897

>>58876228
You mean Axel's girlfriend Sayori, Natsuki, Kaine or Lovelia

>>58876299
I don't get it. Are you angry that we're saying you're posting something unrelated to the thread subject?

>>58876312
um. you are forgetting his original girlfriend?

>>58875818
I think I can come up with funny zingers in Bettel's chat easily and I got the most attention in Hakka's, Flayon's I just feel weird. Like ig they're nice, kinda

>>58876369
Never. I mean Natsuki was very much Magni anyway

Just got here, how's the quality of Bettel's malding

>>58876440
I cant help being in his chat because he actually engaged with chat and has even read my messages often but the other people in chat are just....not my crowd man

Flayon's gremlin laugh is so cute

>>58876576
Alice is the cutest tempus girl and deserves the world

>>58876444
I wish we got more of magnolia and axel, they were so cute

>>58876338
No I agree with you, disregard the first reply, I'm stupid. The rest applies tho, kys people

>>58876624
i agree but i prefer her more tomboy

>>58876636
My fave hetship for sure

>>58876687
Tomboy is fine, the muscle girl look isn't it though

>>58876687
Me too, both Axel and Magni imagined her as a girl they would be attracted to, Axel as a cute and feminine, Magni as a muscly tomboy

>>58876674
Oh, based then. Off-topic fags deserve the rope

someone please save the vod

>No I cannot do Dead World BGM
>I got the greenlight but then it turned out I can't do that
What is management's problem

>>58876823
also not even the first time this has happened. corpo vtubing is an absurd nightmare

>>58876720
>astelloveislove.png
axel will never be able to take magnolia to prom and stand in the punch line now,,

>>58876568
I don't dislike it, it just feels weird sometimes. Like today there were are 2 dudes with fantasy *name*
*surname* type of names discussing anime at each other, unrelated to the stream, trying to get anime recommendations and that was kind of funny. Sometimes it's just coddling and way too cuddly? I wish I could explain myself better, but it's a different vibe for sure

>>58876576
This MV is wild to me

>>58876756
I wish there were a scale of musclegirl because I like my tomboys to have toned but visible abs and other such healthy benefits. From all I see it's only a choice between gymbunny and bodybuildette.

>>58876880
I think i just dont like how "twitter" it feels. I unironically find the grey names more interesting than most of the regulars lmao

>>58876112

I miss this stupid man
https://x.com/852mmu/status/1591841194182868992

>>58876440
They're "nice" but in an unpleasant suffocating way. Can't really post banter since it's so out of place between his epic wholesome chungus positive vibes chatters.

LEADER ON THE TELLY

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/gcXyvMWnxnM
https://youtu.be/gcXyvMWnxnM
https://youtu.be/gcXyvMWnxnM

does premier mode mean ranked mode?

karaoke on Sunday

>>58876568
skill issue

ENTER
TEMMPUS VG

For me it's Shinri.

Is this new with cs2

Greetings, Nature Anon here. I have stayed near the water source as It seems to be a good place to camp tonight. My portable water test kit dedicates the water is very pure and safe for human consumption so I'll refill my water bottles here as well. While setting everything up I spotted a Panthare. Panthares are the least scary Altare variant in my opinion as they are one of three non Flayon variant bettelvores. The Bettel variant population must be high in this area as I have spotted 3 bettelvores in this forest which is a very high amount for a given area, most of the time bettelvore are one per area unless there is a lot of bettel variants to hunt. Panthare hunt Bettel variants by scent so a Panthare is unlikely to attack a human unless you are bothering it. He wandered back into the forest after drinking some water.

flaytel love! they love to play lies of p so much maybe I should buy it too

>>58877615
Ok auto correct fuck off, I typed indicated not dedicates. how on earth did you think I was typing dedicates? stupid thing

Podcast… doko?

Shippers... should be put in gas chambers...

>>58877615
bettelvores.....

Does anyone have a timestamp for the always tied slide from last night's Lies of PP
I didn't actually see it when it happened and just heard him cracking up

>>58877856
i’m just watching my lil bro shoot in cs2, what are you even talking about

hi-fi rush anon… next week…

>>58877810
autocorrect is so messed up noadays, mine always tries to correct like, 100% correct simple common words

>>58877872
Oh nevermind, someone in the commends had it just under a different description
https://youtu.be/cfkqwoccShY?t=13655

>>58877810
also why did you remove the word that from my sentence. seriously why is my auto correct such shit?

I am a lies of p hater, no more lies of p

>>58877856
Based, especially hetshippers

Oh, so I'm going to be stressed again tonight again

>altare already in the VC

>>58878006
all... shippers.. must be eradicated... regardless of their sexual orientation...

VC was fun last time but I can't do this again

altare…

you guys are such pussies, let him getting called a faggot it's fine

Vesper was a 222K before the graduation announcement, now he's at 218K.
Axel was going to past him regardless, but new will surpass his dad by next month, not sure if I'm more sad about Vesper or proud of Axel for expanding his viewership so much these past 5 months

>>58877856
What set you off now?

>>58878234
jesas, if i were magni i would have graduated too

>>58878289
he had gay thoughts again

>>58878297
Magni didn't try to get numbers as a holostar, he did the exact opposite

lmao what was that

>Blaming the crosshair
It's gonna be a rough day for him

>>58878234
>Numberfagging
>Numberfagging graduated members
You don't have anything better to think about do you?

Oh careful Altare, you're on your own channel...

ITS THE CROSSHAIR
ITS GOTTA BE THE CROSSHAIR!!!

>>58878455
he should swear more

>>58878289
Shippers... are scum... and ruin threads...

>Obama should've had 3 terms

Has anyone asked about the fate of NTR? I’m dying to know if he is gonna keep it going

>>58878604
He confirmed it is on hiatus until november

>>58878572
just imagine Altare's dick up your ass though.... or even better... Axel's knot up your ass oooooo

>>58878621
no he didn’t

>>58878604
it's all you baby, im waiting

>>58878572

>>58878572
sorry thinking about magni made you get a boner anon

Altare just wants capital punishment for cheaters

>>58878754
he just wants them to disappear legally

One day I will understand these shooter games. Without playing them that is.

>>58878754
he wants axel to die?

>>58878630
>>58878689
>>58878753
shippers...
less than human...
worse than... numberfags...

did Altare adjust his polling rate

>>58878935
What was that, I couldn't quite hear you

How long is the cs test going on for?

>>58879055
until the game comes out

>>58879088
Sasuga limited test

KEK

>>58878604
He just talked about it. You were watching right anon?

lmfao altare

>>58879175
Yup! Thanks to the kind chatter if you are here, chu~

>>58879222
>Thanking yourself
kinda weird, Valey

>>58879175
I missed it, whatd he say?

>>58879293
see
>>58878621

>>58879293
He's trying to get a certain pair of twitch streamers on so it's going to be a while

ITS A MONTH IN REVIEW

>>58879293
The podcast is on hiatus until RPR does a naked dogeza.

>>58879293
indefinite hiatus

>>58879293
he'll bring it back when he's not as pent up sexually

>>58879293
The week after next; Altare wants to give the boys a rest.

>>58879293

>>58879293
He doesn't remember what ntr is :(

>>58879293
WHY ARE YOU GUYS SUCH FAGGOTS

>>58879293
what the kek
it'll be back for a Halloween special!

>>58879471
Nyehehe

Do you get kicked from the beta if you're reported? This is not the CS I remember

I just noticed, Altare's avatar is Sonic the Hedgehog.
I know it's because they're both blue but I like to think it's a little tribute to Magni.

is cs a white guy game

>>58879675
Yeah, but it's been heavily biased towards Russians and their neighbors for over a decade now.

Julian married his realdoll lol

>>58879675
cs - white men
valorant - white women

I want to go on a red lobster date with flaytel

>>58879846
Valo is asian men

>>58879846
>>58879879
If Valo is white women and asian men what is Apex then?

>>58879970
Indonesians.

>>58879846
Have you used vc in valorant? Women are still rare as fuck, or at least don't use vc

>>58879970
apex is asian men, splatoon is asian women

>>58880053
i don't play shooters im just making shit up

LEADER IS SO FUCKING CUTE URRRGHHH

>>58880118
The cutest

Too many streams my brain is frying

HAKKA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2qdj6XRDv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2qdj6XRDv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2qdj6XRDv4

>>58880185
ITS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS BABY STRAP IN WOOOOOOO

>>58880147
*punt*

OVERLAPPING HATE

>>58878234
Subs are cool milestones but they ultimately don't mean that much.

>>58880185
i just don't watch streams when there's this much overlap ngl

Flay caving Machiroon heads in with a tir- Huge Wrench!

I hate the black hair on Flayon

>>58880147
Hey little guy you want some Sour Patch Kids?

>hunting rifle isn't a real rifle
what

>>58880185
>>58880340
As a watcher of the girls too, ypu just gonn pick one, MAYBE two. it sucks but you just wont get anything out of it if you dont....but it feels good once you get in the habit, its like... "yeah, I know what I want, and that feels good"

>>58880427
>22lr

abayo arutea talking about irl guns is something idols aren't allowed to do

This clown puppet is kicking his ass lol

>>58880499
They aren't?

>>58880578
Nah it's ok to some extent, it's like recent history and politics.

>>58880499
This isn't the first time he's mentioned shooting

>>58880578
kinda

>>58880499
He'll just gun down Cover HQ if they bonk him, don't worry about it

>>58880578
I think its just they can't say they own/use firearms

>>58880698
>HQ
Shiny spicy murder suicide ikz

>>58880716
Altare has alluded to him being strapped during his 3 am walks

>>58880499
Nah, Ame does it all the time, she talks about going to the range and even shoots BBs on stream. its more than fine

>>58880793
Right, his 3am walks that are very real

What do people use to archive vods

>>58880820
BBs aren't the same bro...

>self-doxxing his Steam account
There goes the VOD, I guess?

based shroud

>a drawing of Flayon
>title it abomination X Flayon
wdhmbt?

He knows about the animals

what onesie is he talking about

>>58880903
don't worry, Flayon already leaked all of Tempus steam accounts

>>58880891
I know, but its gun adjacent and its only because she cant shoot her REAL guns she talks about on stream. (well, maybe she wouldn't actually shoot her real guns on stream if she could but its still a fun replacement)
Regardless, its fine for Cover streamers to talk about their IRL guns on stream. Hell, even Gura has talked about shooting once iirc

>>58880903
Half of Hololive's Steam accounts are known retard

>>58880971
A coincidence, for sure...

That's rich coming from Altare

>>58880637
On a scale of banned to questionable I'd say it's
significant others > recent history = politics > firearms > personal history (without doxxing)

>Listening to Temma
>Says he'll be with Hakka on the 28th
Oh shid?

Temma and Hakka collab next week!

>>58881149
Hakka will teach him Spanish swear words right?

>Tempus gets alerted of new gens (outside of tempus) a week before

>>58880499
hasnt altare literally talked about going to shooting ranges before?

>>58881149
Temma is going to the jungle?

Thanks for all the advice from earlier today, I'll take note of it! o7

>>58880998
Could I talk about weed on stream if it's legal in my country

>>58880837
Its not unheard of to take late late night walks. hell I do it, as much as I prob shouldn't

Altare loves Hololive

>>58881149
>>58881159
Oh nice!

>>58880998
Idr ame ever talking about actual real guns without going a roundabout way about it. haven't seen gura

>>58881295
Japan hates drugs a hell of lot more than they hate guns.

>>58881295
Keep your potheadedness in indie circles, god you weed puffers never shut about about it

>>58881295
No

and no, you can't say you own guns either. shooting range is probably fine.

>FPS and roguelike player
>Likes guns, crossbows, and knives, has practiced shooting IRL
Altare is a brotuber.

>>58881295
eh, thats a preeeetty different id say due to japans culture.
>>58881364
I could swear shes actually talked about them before

>Draws an Austin Powers reference
Huh.