/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Feel free to send feedback about Gura's constant disappearances and the lack of communication surrounding them.
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

Has anyone ever considered masturbating to Gura?

Gura will stream when she feels like it, and when she's obligated to do so.

Sex with a fembud.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Im fucking exhausted but im stuck at work for the next few hours. Im not gonna make it buds..

hot take: we're not getting a stream tonight

>>58865522
See, those two things are the exact same. She only feels like it when she's obligated.

>>58865802
brilliant deduction

>>58865881
So Cover should make her obligated to stream more.

>>58864899
Nope, try again. Outer Wilds is boring. I didn't want her to play that boring game.

>>58865951
Gura is more powerful than Cover. She always has been

>>58866008
True, but Bluey is probably going to be more interesting and it being 4 player coop also makes it better.

>>58866069
Gura would do it if Cover told her to. At the end of the day this is her dream job and even if she was made to stream more she'd put up with it.

>>58866193
Her dream job is not having to work, this is the job that sucks the least for her

>>58866284
Being in Hololive is her dream job. If Cover made her stream more, she would do it.

So we're all in agreement she was forced to come back by the anniversary, right? Cause she immediately vanished right after, just like when she came back for the BD.

So knowing that she's physically well enough to stream, mentally well enough to do it (I mean, she did it!), what the fuck is the excuse for vanishing again?

>Warning!!!
>We are enter in Schizo hours
>be careful chumbies don't take the baits
Warning!!!
We are enter in Schizo hours
be careful chumbies don't take the baits
>Warning!!!
>We are enter in Schizo hours
>be careful chumbies don't take the baits

sometimes i think Gura...

>>58866423
>what the fuck is the excuse for vanishing again
Ask Gura that.

When would the badge be theoretically implemented anyway? I can only vaguely recall when the membership opened, it was like 2 weeks in right? I was like a week 2 member and interrupted it during ghostings so I can't use my membership duration as a benchmark

>>58866402
Anon, you are talking about someone who, in the middle of a job interview for that dream job, where she was actually trying quite hard to be appealing for something she really did want to get accepted into, was asked by the people interviewing her to do a video call, and she literally said “no”. It didn’t matter to her that it was a relatively simple thing to do that could easily prevent her from accomplishing something she genuinely wanted to accomplish if she refused, or that the vast majority of people in an interview would have done it. She didn’t want to do it at that moment so she wasn’t going to do it, and it worked out perfectly fine for her. She is the type of person that is not going to do something unless she feels like doing it, regardless of what anyone else wants, and doing things the way she wants when she wants to is more important than any particular goal or objective. That’s her MO and her prerogative. Cover is not going to force her to fucking stream.

>>58866562
membership opened on october 1, 2020.

>>58866423
Obviously. If it wasn't mandated, and if she actually wanted to spend time with us, she would have stayed longer than an hour.
>what the fuck is the excuse for vanishing again
She simply doesn't want to.

>>58866580
...when you put it like this it sounds kinda Karen-like

>>58866580
That part of the interview was inconsequential and isnt even remotely comparable to this. The point is that if Cover made her stream, she would do it, just like all the other things Cover makes her do. They just choose not to.

I took my vitamin gummies today

>>58866726
Gura is a karen without the confidence.

>>58866769
No, she wouldn’t if they did, and they won’t in the first place, and you’re just trying to convince yourself because you want that to be true.

>>58866769
Anon let's be fair here. Either she has some real medical excuse so they won't, or they already had The Talk with her and she said "ok then I guess I'll leave" and they went "wait wait wait no no no" because just her presence gives them prestige (plus she still sales merch and sponsorships just fine).

>>58866790
I keep forgetting to take my vitamin D gummy. Maybe that's why I feel down.

Amazing how quickly this thread goes from 5 posts an hour to 40, isn't it?

>>58866942
I've been slacking on my vitamins too.

>>58866852
Yes she would lol. She isn't going to risk this opportunity given to her like that. If they told her to stream, she would do it. And yes I know they won't, that's the point, after all we have other Holos infamous for not streaming like Ayame who Cover has done nothing about.

Gura ear

>>58867013
goomable

>>58866953
It's almost always on 11:00 PST - 13:00 EST. Or prime EU hours.

>>58866953
I mean, no shit. People come here to get Gura news, like if she's gonna stream, since she doesn't tell us. Same reason why people come in near the conditioned stream time.

>>58866726
No, because a Karen will argue forever until they get what they want. Gura would simply leave at the first resistance. Which is objectively a much better way of acting than trying to force what you want through bitching.

>>58867047
My mysterious white liquid btw

>>58867147
I guess it was the same lack of persistence that made her retreat from negativity rather than face it head on like Mori/Kiara

>>58866862
The idea that Gura actually threatened to quit is genuinely retarded. She knows that Hololive is a dream job and that she's too incompetent to do much else. There was no "talk" Cover just doesn't make her stream.

>>58867249
Why is ame 7 feet tall here

>>58867310
just Ame things

>>58867285
I like the part where the skirts are super short.

>>58867147
>would simply leave at the first resistance
Anon, please stop making shit up. She didn't threaten to leave. >>58867302

How much do you love Gura?

>>58867330
They could have had her be a gyaru who could have a short skirt like that without it being official, but no, it is an official skirt and she is seiso

>>58867397
I think about Gura at least once an hour, usually more.

Why does Gura wear such short skirts??? Doesn't she not wear panties too??
What if the wind kicks up!? Her little cun cun will be exposed!
Is- Is Gura maybe... an... exhibitionist?

>>58867397
enough to sit in here waiting for news while people paint the walls with diarrhea

>>58867310
Because fanarts are retards that make Ame tall just because she's a few inches taller than Gura.

>>58867506
Gura thinks exhibitionism is hot but feels weird doing it even though a model

>>58867397
I can't describe it with words, but I love her so much that I bought the bag, have shark thoughts almost 24/7 and I'm here every goddamn day waiting for her.

>>58866622
great, so that's the nearest date we might get some goob on

>>58867655
Do you have the daki too

>>58867397
I love her more than anything, I would do anything to be with her. I constantly think about her, even during kenja time.

>>58867506

>>58867655
it's a purse

I am not crazy! I know she planned this hiatus. I knew it was too convenient. One after an another. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. She covered her tracks, she got that idiot to lie for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She’s done worse. The return she made during holo en3! Are you telling me that a she just happend to come back like that? No! *She* orchestrated it! Gura! She *defecated* through a *bedsheet*! And I forgave her! And I shouldn’t have. I took her as my own oshi! What was I *thinking*? She’ll nevesr change. She’ll *never* change! Ever since she was 9000, *always* the same same desu! Couldn’t keep her hands out of the schizo pockets! But not our Gura! Couldn’t be precious *Goobie*! Stealing them blind! And *SHE* gets to be peoples oshi? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped her when I had the chance!
…And you, you *have* to stop her! You

>>58867761
I have two.

>>58868096
I'd like to inquire as to the whereabouts of this bedsheet

naptime

This channel is chopping up a lot of Gura's JP quiz stream into mini animations

hi

>>58868509
Hewwo

>>58868416
based

Another day of silence

Let's be clear.
I love Gura the most and she loves me the most.

>>58868818
Well I'm the desk in the OP

I met a girl and I can't stop thinking about her... I'm free at last.

>>58868740
She's probably working or travelling or sick or without internet connection or house hunting or something

I'll stay married to her forever. I will never cheat on Gura.

>>58868932

>>58868988
this time for sure!

>can't buy the gurrito because I'm changing addresses soon
despair

>>58869474
I can buy an extra one and ship it to you when it comes

>>58869566
sure, go ahead random anon if you remind me when you get your extra one I'll dox myself for ya

>>58869633
what are po boxes

>>58869633
I mean once you saw me name you'd find out I'm reliable
Up to you

>>58868096
based schizobud, tomorrow I will join your mindset as it usually takes around 5 days of no shark for me to start losing it

my wife

lol and we're right back to ghosting mode
does her hour long company mandated streams to shill more merch and then poof she's gone again

>>58868096
is gura watching BCS right now?

>>58868932
Now convert her into a fembud.

>>58869714
>>58869757
pass, I'm also not in a spending mood because I have a LOT of spendings to look forward to next month with all my moving and shiet, but thanks for trying to help if you weren't scammers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYcPSMfYHG0
>4 players
SNOT collab when???

>>58870555
Please no. The others would make fun of my wife for liking it, let her play the game alone in peace.

>>58870555
I can understand Bibbo and Gura would love to play this but the rest are like to old for that unles Gura Convince them. FuwaMoco just for the doggo lore.

>>58870751
Mumei just played wolfquest and giggled like a little girl

>>58870770
She played wolf quest last year.

>>58870770
A game she played as a child isn't comparable to a new children's show.

gura = bluey
mumei = bingo
kronii = bandit
fauna = chilli

Gura doesn't deserve you.

>>58870943
Please let this happen

Level 5 games will announce release the dates including Fantasy Life in the next 2 days. Let see something else is worthy for Gura in the TGS

I'm so happy that Gura cherishes and thinks about us everyday.

>>58871179
I want to live in bizzaro world too..

>>58871179
Gura love us.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>58870751
>the rest are like to old
You mean they have internalized stigmas when it comes to interacting with media for children. Maybe they're worried it'll make them seem like a mom. Gura sounds too young to be a mom so she can fly by without that ever being a problem.

>>58870751
they don't care at all, Bae played the Peppa Pig game, they'll play stupid shit just to have a good time

I was really liking her Outer Wilds playthrough. I hope she comes back to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAVimWJFtGA
Bros... Guras advice didnt work for me...

>>58871179
is it comedy hour?

>>58871362
I expect her to play it off-stream. She gets self-conscious about soulslikes, roguelikes, etc. where you repeat certain gameplay sequences multiple times. Timeloops are a pretty similar mechanic.

>>58871483(me)
chumbies i trusted gura but now that she lied to me about getting girl then i am sad because i got no girl even tho i did what gura says no fembud no cute girl nobody...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xMygOvvmYQ

chumbuds, is there a way to know how much /ggg/ thread were created between each gura's stream ?
is there a record ?

>>58871942
nice song

>>58872050
yeah the fembuds keep the records

>>58872050
I dunno, go count the threads yourself I guess?
pretty sure we're nowhere near a record, though, it's just low energy depression now compared to late 22/early 23 where it was manic

>>58872050
Like 8, trust me.

All of this has happened.

>>58872216
ok

I hate gura now

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>58870751
itts like you guys have never watched SNOT before they'd absolutely play this game for shits and giggles

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

fembuds itt hmu >.<

>>58872471
So you're gay

>>58872481
Go back

>>58871942
i noticed they finally took down all those R18 MMDs

>>58872546
oki doki bwoomer uwu

>>58872481
kill yourself

>>58872690
i am true gura fan ur all boomers! uwu >-<

Fembuds are so hot and sexy.

>>58872775
You said you were going to go back. Do it already. This isn't a hookup thread.

I masterbate to gabby

>>58866726
She is a white woman after all.

>>58872888
No, she's a shark woman

>>58872810
boomer dont know how to get fembuds, zoomie know how to get an fembuddy T-T

I am extremely horny for fembuds.

>>58872806
tell them king!! <o0o>

>>58872481
>>58872666
>>58872775
>>58872958
Holy Discord. Good job on your gatekeeping, chumbuds.

Gurass

>>58873052
My brother in crist you know that gura is the creator of the boomer meme right?

>>58873209
>crist

BOOO!

>>58873253
the one true Lord, yes

I can't stop gooming to fembuds.

>>58873613
same desu this is how you know ur a true chumbuddy <oOo>

>>58873298
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAH

>only filter I have is for fembuds
>still get half the thread hidden
wow

Gura's warm and steamy delicious pee

>>58873874

>>58873298
Would

I need a fembud in my life.

Fembuds are posting right now

Fembuds are pissing right now

>>58874210
Yes. I love when Ame and Gura are drawn like men.

>>58874243
source please

>>58874306
Is this better?

Stinky fembuds.

>>58874442

fembud feet >w<

Is Gura a fembud?

gura feet TuT

A brisk autumn breeze teases Gura's bare pussy as the six inches of pleated cotton encircling it begin to sway dangerously

Cant wait for Gura to stream in my mouth

Fem~ buds~

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UQitKj14y7M&pp=ygUOYmFieSBjb21lIGJhY2s%3D
I don't know what I did, but I'm sorry Gura!

>>58874840
It's what you didn't do

We need more fembuds
Put on the hoodie and purse

>>58870146
>homos dead!
>EN3 debuting!
>Jap is the savior and Gura his right hand!
>all problems are solved, NOW she'll be back for good!
what level of jinx are we talking about here

Fembuds are natural-born semen demons.

>>58875228
Not really a jinx when it was clear that none of those affected Gyras ability to stream and Gura not streaming was always just a Gura problem to begin with.

>>58875567
Gyra?

What if Gura is not okay

>>58875713
I hope she is, she at least seems ok onstream

>>58875794
I think she seemed a bit subdued on the two days of anniversary streams, even knowing that one was a day of collabs

announcing my presence with cunny

>>58876092
if that's you, greetings, but unfortunately no activity so far

ear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMQ4P-vI3JI
watching videos at 2x speed, click the cover, it still sounds good

>>58875610
gyra is my oshi

>>58876606
Is it weird if I want to goom on Gura's ear?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>58877347
That is extremely normal and not weird in the slightest don't worry.

Child

>>58877769
it's better with the text

guras tiny skirt barely covers her pantsuless cunny and she knows it

I saved new goob art

I just fucking love Gura so much.

Fuck antis.
I’m doing my part, are you?

What the chumbies doing?
I'm still testing hard drives. So far I've tested eight; one bad, three questionable, four good.

Wife soon?

Random shit Gura said with no intent to ever follow through
>putting Advent into WWE game

>>58878824
you made me check out my hard drive i still have running
check out this bad boy

>>58880221
Is this a default program in windows or something third party? I’m interested in checking my old hdd that’s been chugging along.

>>58880625
crystaldiskinfo
it has animu skins too if you like that sort of thing

>>58880221
That's alotta hours! One of the batch that I just plugged in has a power-on count of over 13,000 with only 15,000 hours. Second highest power on count I've seen is only just north of 3,000!
>>58880625
That's Crystal Disk Info, which is also the program I use for checking SMART data. It's great, and you can even have it run continuously in the tray if you want

>>58880221
11.4 years up uptime, nice
i have an old IDE hard drive somewhere that still works
i need to get it set back up sometime and see what sort of cringe is there, you need a special ribbon for those though, and modern mobos don't support them

>>58876092
She looks so soft and squishy T u T

>>58881442
I just wish that picture had a tiny bit more definition...

i think gura

>>58882724
What is she thinking about….

>>58882906
me

i spank gura

>>58883047
Why?

Here is a hot take, I want to have sex with this shark

i drank gura

>>58883603
mm, booba

https://litter.catbox.moe/tea2rw.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/ajitoj.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/qal0hx.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/79qxjw.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/4r3o5i.jpg
Booba Gura huhaha

>>58884510
Booba Gura is pleasant but seeing her body retardedly gigantic when aged up is awful.

Ngl, I love booba Gura.

Real anti hours

BIMBO TRANSFORMATION

>>58885402
Gura is a Gura anti now

>>58885783
Does that mean Gura isn't a fembud?

https://twitter.com/MrGinomo/status/1704303235823984813

>>58886294
that isn't a very appealing dick

I wasn't sure I was gonna like the heavy daki option I picked but after using it for a few weeks im really happy I went for the heavy one.

We love booba Gura here

I HAYE HER

>>58886486
like a weighted pillow or something?

>>58888142
the Kumoame pillow from dakimakura

>>58888142
now i'm imagining cuddling a 40kg daki pillow
god that sounds so good

Gura's slightly fuzzy tummy and tiny pink feet.

Gura is soft like a squishy peach.

What is a shrimp
What has he got
If he doesn't have goob
Then he has naught

>>58889389
That was beautiful anon

gura is kinda dumb

Gura's bare ass on the school desk

>>58890451
imagine seeing her sitting on your desk and when she sees you walking in she winks and hops off and when you walk up to your desk you see a perfect silhouette of everything

School uniform Gura bare ass on my lap

>>58889324
>>58889375
stay here chumbie

>>58889324
>>58889375
god i love her so much

I am actually in love with her.

daki check
is your daki still clean and smelling good?

>>58892276
Yeah, I changed my shower habits and always take a shower before sleeping with my daki.

>>58892276
yes
its still in the box

>>58892684
use it...

>>58892276
I wash both my dakimaguras every 2 weeks
Tomorrow is the 14th day and also bath time

How much would you pay?

>>58894283
As much as she asks for up to my entire net worth + every penny of loans I can take out

>>58894283
10 dollars

>>58894283
I'm under the table drinking from the tap.

>>58894283
Yes

>>58894283
I would grab her from over the counter and mating press. T o T

>>58894283
freshly squeezed shark juice?

me sliding into miniskirt middle school

>>58895564
Gura please... as your father I'm begging you to have a little more decency.
You're going to drive up the hormones of your classmates.

Dance to summon Gura!

>>58877769
I wish that pencil was my penis. T p T

>>58877769
That's Gabby

>>58896385
Gabby is Gura dumbud

>>58896528
retard

sex with guras kneepit

>>58896604
no joke I was literally thinking about this today

How do we enact Gura's plan of turning all of hololive into lolis

>>58896604
>>58896773
Why would you do that when Gura's perfect armpit exists?

>>58896979
You cannot truly say you love Gura unless you are willing and able to have sex with every single part of her.

>>58896979
because every part of her body is perfect

>>58897256
M

>>58897256
M+RT

https://poal.me/lstcef
https://poal.me/lstcef
https://poal.me/lstcef

Would Gura be upset if I sexually bullied her without her permission?

>>58897734
where is imoutodaughterwife

>>58897734
>Missing multiple choices
>Missing the onahole option
What a shitty poal.

the time gura talked about her wrinkly toes after having her crocs in water has been in my mind for months now

>>58897761
>don't bully me i'll cum.png

>>58897734
she's more of a girlfriend than a wife to me

https://twitter.com/DrAlu_/status/1704276686253023373?s=20

Where gumbo?

>>58897256
M

>>58898725
You're crazy, bigfish isn't real if bigfish were real there would be evidence. In other words show me proof, if not you're full of shit. Beyond that my granddad did tell me that he saw bigfish once but that was when he was younger in an alcoholic stupor.

PS 4 pixels isn't proof.

>>58899317
Deny this, retard.

>>58897256
M

>>58897256
M RT

>>58898502
I think Gura should fuck Okayu with her shark cock(s)

>>58899463
Would barge into the room and ruin that creature! T o T

>>58899463
She knows we are after her FAT tail

for some reason I keep stinking even though I just showered earlier
am I just cursed to stink?

>>58899385
Deny what? I just see two girls acting silly. Wait don't tell me bigfish just magically appears in the background for half a second. I've seen them all bud, it's photoshopped masked by motion blur.

>>58899739

Could you behave yourself while bathing with Gura?

Jesus, talk about a dead thread. This place is a ghost town

>>58900054
good

>>58900054
Yeah, there's nothing to talk about since she's always gone.

>>58897256
M RT

>>58899854
Now this is something, thank you chumbie.

>>58900004
No

>>58900240
Spread the word, chumbie.

>>58900004
I think just her presence would ignite my baser instinct and put me in a state of "primal" rage.

>>58900054
Yes, it's quite pleasant.

>>58900004
I would try my best but when she feels the hard slab of meat pressing against her back and she starts wiggling her butt against it I don't know if I could stop myself

>>58900054
combfy

>>58900054
/ggg/ is finally healing...

>>58901686
Oyasame

See you next year lmao

>>58901686
Sharkdreams

>>58901686
goobnite
hope the bedshark bites

>>58870112
I remember when I thought she would protect my smile forever
long before any of this...

I guess now's the time to admit I didn't really know what was going on and just tried to enjoy the experience of leering after provocatively dressed anime girls

>>58901737
You too!

>>58878649
>all complaints are invalid because 4chan exists
seethe i guess

>>58900054
Based. My proposal to adopt /uuu/'s policy is actually working

But anyways, the one thing I'm looking forward to is an eventual Moomers and Goobers off-collab. I can smell their autism in my brain

i miss old /ggg/, this place sucks now

>>58902216
you can blame Gura for that and nobody else

>>58902216
Okay

>>58902251
>Blaming somebody else for their own female tendencies.
Oof

gura

>>58902381
T o T

I think about the girl that is Gura all too much

>>58902532
Did you notice that her skirt was kind of short too? Just observing haha

>>58902577
I used to get in trouble at school because I couldn't stop looking up girls skirts.
Gura is my worst and best nightmare

>>58902783
Dude, dead same here. Not in trouble but suffered reputational damage. It's insane for Catholics to inflict those on adolescents

I farded.

>>58902952
You what?

>>58903025
I relieved my flatulence.

>>58903077
I just did too
WE ARE

>>58902783
Same, the stairs were my best friends.

>>58903151
The reason this is fucking crazy is that I have a panty fetish and Gura doesn't even wear them

>>58902251
Yea. I miss when we had a great stream thread and we'd continue talking about said great stream until like 3 am.

>>58903291
yup... it just kind of feels bad coming here now, it makes me even more sad when I think about how much I used to rely on her to make me happy and now im just sad all the time.

What once was happy now is sad.

i just saw FWMC were playing a PS2 game
i know goob was talking about it before, i wonder if she will, along with the wii games she wanted to play

>>58902783
The only memory I still have of elementary school is when a girl wore a skirt with no panties
All i remember now is that it looked disgusting. Though that could just be my then pre-pubescent mind being biased

>>58903467
haha good one anon haha

I still can't believe Ame had to drag her into collabing with the Advent girls

I love her more than anything and I WILL find a way to marry this girl

Gura does not want you to cum on her.

Short skirts are fucking epic

>>58903839
oops

>>58903839

>>58903839
I will cum in her instead

>>58903839
oh nyo

>>58903839
She just said "because..." never specified why. Therefore I will cum in her.

>>58903839
But she looks happy?

>Haachama is back
>Gura is back