/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

The thread died, so I baked for the first time.

>>58433554
Thank you, newbie baker.

I find Lando really really really adorable and I want to pinch his cheeks

>>58433554
thank you for the bread

I find Lando really really really hot and I want to rail his bussy

>>58433518
You have done well

>>58433554
How many people itt are NA?

>>58434276
Maybe 2

>>58434276
Not a lot, I suppose. It's still SEA/Ru/EU time.

/orc/ love and sex

randon sloppy

randojisan molestation!

>>58434607
ToT

>>58434297
really? Always noticed activity starts spiking up itt around the time most burgers wake up. SEA randonnites tend to stay on twitter/discord now unless they’re 4milks

>>58434276
me but I jwu and don't have anything to say right now

>>58434606
if i dont get his drooly mouth on my dick soon im afraid ill go cuckoo

>>58434888

>>58434648
Activity starts spiking up during that kinda grey pre-stream area during early NA hours or late SEA hours, like in hour or two, when people from different timezones overlap. Until then it's mostly dead hours when off-topics keeping thread alive

>>58435086
kek

orc soon TqT

>>58435086
kek

>>58435086
kek

>>58434276
me, its too early to be alive

>>58435550
cute

>>58435657
anon its 9am.... unless youre a filthy west coaster which if so i feel for you

>>58435550

>>58435753
kek

>>58435742
im in central im just a night owl so i hate being up before 11 if i can help it kek

>>58435807
>i am the only randonnite with a healthy sleep schedule itt

>>58435829
Not so fas- actually yeah nevermind

https://puzzle.aggie.io/MU0QqJ

might as well

>>58435829
look i still get up at 7 i just dont like it

>>58436331
ugly creature

>>58436422
what!

Where is randons live 2d?
Did he delete it when he was in stars?

>>58434648
anon the reason is severe insomnia :(

t.4milks

randon approved human schmoop (little slime fat fuck)

>>58436700
>really serious matter in the post
>the goofiest pic imaginable

>>58436917
T0T i dont have many randon emotes!!!

>>58436979
I actually also never really collected pics for a usage in the thread, just never felt like it. But honestly communication on forum like 4ch really lacking some... non verbal info (like, you know, gesture, tone, intonation and stuff) that you can recieve during talk irl. And pics kinda can give some bits of that information, but it's not really replaces it fully

if he doesnt show his dick on stream today then is it even worth it?

>>58437492
hand cam with the camera pointed at his dick while he goes about a normal zatsudan or game

ToT

>>58437548
I was making an ishowspeed reference but that would be nice too kek

Die Lando

>>58437492

>>58437679
:(

>>58434276
yo

>>58437155
(NTA) I spent so much time collecting, organizing, and editing pics for /MANS/ and I'm mad I'm not going to get much use out of most of them anymore

My cute ojisan husband bought me a tourbox for my birthday.
It's not useful in my setup but he's so sweet.
I wish happiness to all the oji hunters in this thread.

>>58438584
What's a tourbox and hbd i guess.

>>58438584
cute. happy bday anon

>>58437548
>You see Lando sucking his dick under the desk

>>58438806
ToT

>>58438584
you should peg your husband

>>58438584
married vestie hello. thats really sweet

>>58438806
vomit

>>58438584
I hope I can do that for someone one day
hbd anon

>>58438955
randon throatfucking lando until he vomits ToT

>>58439245
On stream ToT

>>58438584
awwww

>>58439403
>Chat, I'm not gonna (Laughter) I'm not gonna throatfuck Landon until he vomits

>>58439245
he has such a weak stomach but he's such a slut so I wonder which wins out
especially with how much he hypes himself up as a throat goat
guess we'll find out if he ever does that Bad Dragon review on OF

I have too much money saved up and I want to give it to this retarded orc but he doesnt have his donos set up yet...

>>58439510
i love how easy it is to read this stuff in their voices

>>58439541
can you give me the money instead

>>58439541
didn't people mention him having streamlabs already set up or did I imagine that?

>>58439522
>spoiler
i dont think randon would give him a choice

>>58439741
yea but its turned off rn

>>58439953
ah ok
i was trying to find the link again but i didn't even remember where to find it

>>58440007
https://streamlabs.com/randonchannel/tip

>>58434276
Just got to work.

>>58434671
>I jwu
Is this an epic new abbreviation?

>>58440678
how new

>>58440678
anon?

>>58440678
Junimo Worker's Union.

>>58440953
kek

>>58440678
(You)

nya

>>58441057

WAKE UP RANDON WAKE UP ITS TIME TO GET UP ITS TIME TO WAKE UP WAKE UP RANDON WAKE UP

I'm new to both streamers and /vt/ as of Tempus debut. How do things usually shake out around here after graduations? Is there a period of time where it's normal for their (very recent) PLs to be blended like this, and then after a period of time discussion slowly falls off out of relevancy and people (especially those who never watched their PL) grow less tolerant of it and get posts removed? Or does it really depend on the streamer, circumstances, and people in the thread?

>>58441197
He's up.

ToT

>>58441307
wait...

>>58441341
He liked a GirlDM tweet that was posted less than 10 minutes ago.

>>58441303
We don't know, some of this is kind of a first time occurrence
Randon was always a Vtuber so /orc/ is just his thread now, Lando we will have to see

>>58441197
he retweeted new fanart and liked posts. he's up femboy

>>58441378
yeah i got a notification of him retweeting something right after i posted that kek

randon neuring rape

>>58441773
:( no

>>58441773
yeah him raping me, ill even act like i don't want it ToT

i love randon neuring

kissing randon neuring on the cheek

>>58441303
I'd say that what you laid out is probably what's going to happen but if you get the chance ask fans of k-son as she was one of the bigger ones to go from indie to corpo then back to her old self. also every general has its own culture so it's a bit of a crap shoot. also say roommate or rm instead of PL. anons hate that shit

>>58441973
I subscribe to the PL/RM dichotomy where in this case the past is the past and the roommate is the person behind the chuuba

>>58442035
most anons just see them as interchangeable words but I respect that perspective

i hate this stupid dumb idiot retarded himbo orc so bad i just want to be his loving elf wife and scold him all day

>>58442183
>Randon
>wife

>>58442183
>be his loving elf wife and scold him all day
He is clearly the kind of person who wants to please others, and would suffer an emotional shutdown if he was scolded by someone he loves. Gentle correction is all that's needed.

>>58442338
>correction
ToT

>>58438840
Why are some girls so obsessed with pegging? You don't even have the hardware to know what it feels like. What is your brain even telling you to do? Is it for you or him? Is your brain assuming that he would like it, based on how you (women) experience sex? If it's just a matter of seeing a male penetrated, why is the emulation of a dick attached to you necessary? Is penis envy real for some women? I don't want to believe that Freud was right on this one. Fuck Freud.

>>58442183
he's such a sensitive guy...

>>58442174
Yeah, I think a lot of it is residual tribalfagging where they see a trigger word they associate with the enemy and must REE but at this point I think the terms have been around long enough that many people don't give a shit anymore and use whichever words are more useful for discussion.
And lines get blurry anyway with how much of a streamer (or actor) is "them" vs. their character vs. their other character

>>58442573
>Fuck Freud

>>58442573
it's about dominance and submission anon

>>58442573
too many questions but I have all the same ones bro

>>58442628
I saw this coming as soon as I wrote it, but left it in just for you.
>>58442630
Sure. but emulating a benis attached to the girl is not necessary for either of those. There seems to be something more going on.

>>58442035
I second this. It allows for the greatest specificity and nuance. No semantic overload, and no asking for clarification.

jwu and so many hidden posts. wtf happened here

>>58442957
Maybe if you stopped hiding posts, you'd know.

>>58442573
>Is penis envy real for some women
NTA but yes. I'm sure it's not all fun and games to own one all the time but I would love to experience the finer joys of having a dick. At least, much like with babysitting, I can play with someone else's to have some of the fun and none of the responsibilities of fulltime ownership

>>58442999
just my filters for /vt/ going off. probably not worth unhiding

Damn must be sad to fall of this hard. He went from the biggest vtuber company to irrelevany just because of his ego

>>58443045
As a male, there are far more responsibilities attached to a vagina than to a penis. Having a dick is vastly superior.

>>58442250
Yes, faggot.

>>58443216
yeah that's what i'm saying

>>58443045
>I can play with someone else's to have some of the fun and none of the responsibilities of fulltime ownership
kek

>>58442630
You don't need to tear someone's shithole up to dominate him. Just sit on his face or something.

>>58443309
im going to rape this twink

>>58443343
not so fast!

>>58443343

>>58443309
somehow this is the first art I've seen where he looks like a shota rather than a chick

>>58443112
Vaginas have much more difficult day-to-day responsibilities, but dicks have much more aggressively enforced legal and social responsibilities. If you get a girl pregnant, you are spending the next 18 years of your life working like a dog to provide for both the child and woman.

>>58443112
You're not wrong but I can't really do a whole lot about that.
Well, I mean...I'm not about to get a sex change just for that.

>>58443508
Not counting the whole growing a human inside of your body and being stuck with it thing?

>>58443482
>he looks like a shota rather than a chick
He looks strikingly like Kari from Digimon S2, but okay.

>>58443649
Well I mean the other ones are really hard for me to unsee as a chick where this one is a lot less hard for me to see as a tiny guy

>>58443624
I'm talking about social and legal enforcement of the responsibilities involved with irresponsible use. If a woman is irresponsible with sex, she can (in the west, in most cases) opt out of that, whereas if a man is irresponsible with sex, the woman's choice goes, and he has no recourse. If the woman has a human growing inside of her body after that point, then yes, that's a colossal responsibility. But it's one that she decided to accept, with or without society's approval or enforcement. I'm really, really not trying to start any genderwar shit.

>>58443306
i assume for a straight man suffocating in a pussy would still be far more pleasurable and less embarrassing than getting fucked in the ass thus your obsession with the shithole thing so the woman would feel much less dominant

>>58443875
True, that part sucks, but I'm also good dropping the topic before it gets out of hand

>>58444349

>>58444349
I am going to pound this twink's prostate until he cums on the floor

>>58444384
needs neutering

3 hour stream today oh boy

>>58444349
ayo? share the goods?
...damn, both catbox and litterbox are down right now

he will not stream today

>>58444482
https://poipiku.com/8744484/9310115.html

https://www.twitch.tv/randonchannel
STARTING SOON

he's going live, just changed stream title
https://www.twitch.tv/randonchannel

live

>>58444587
ew since when does poipiku have recommendations

ITS ORCIN TIME

>>58444587
hallelujah
do we have any priest praying pics yet

didnt tweet his stream again..

OOOOHHHG WE ORBIN

>>58439510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRJpqxHIaLQ

Is it just me or does he sound slightly drunk?

>>58444830
he always sounds like that if he woke up not long ago

>>58444830
he just slurs his words

>>58444830
i literally think he just rolls out of bed and starts streaming. its 10am for him

kek
https://twitter.com/Randonneuring/status/1702006125313540553

>>58444918
>>58444895
>>58444881
Oh ok, that makes sense.

reply to me when his dick flies out of his boxers

jobber

why is chat treating this game like it's ancient

man, the later games get so overstimulating and up their own ass that it's refreshing to see the original again

>>58445094
It's almost 10 years old already, anon.

>>58445094
its almost a decade old

>>58444992
is that gonna be the first thing to pop out of the orb

>>58445094
the weird thing for me is that i'm the opposite, sitting here going "this game came out NINE YEARS AGO?" and i think it might be a zoomer vs boomer perspective thing

>>58445178
we can only hope

>>58444992
he's not wearing boxers

kino
it`s like i`m 16 again

>>58445227
already halfway there then

>>58445094
I have nephews younger than this game

>>58445282
you just made me think about this and my nephews are older than this game, which makes me feel ancient. fuck you kek

>>58445094
i remember my old highschool friend buying a shitton of Chica merch for her toddler brother at the time. new generation of kids are really growing up with this stuff

a man cumming is music to randons ears

>>58445282
>>58445332
my niece is twice this game's age.. am.. am i an oji..?

>>58445396
mines too

jesus why is he so horny today

>>58445427
In case you didn't get it from the AI date stream, he's attracted to robots.

>>58445427
lando is busy probably

>>58445427
unironically attracted to robots/AI and monsters

3 horas of this kusoge...

>People are already complaining about jumpscares
I dunno, fnaf is one of the few where they make sense, since they're a punishment for dying.
They raise the tension and anticipation.

>>58445498
I wonder how he'd think about Zone of the Enders's ADA in that case.

>>58445573
i'd say ask him but I forgot that he will never open SC's again. try your luck during his next zatsu

>>58445427
Boring answer - he's really trying to be entertainingly weird during that stream (you might heard him saying during last stream with Lando that he likes "I play X, but Y" formula, and that kinda in that vein)
Funny answers will be provided by other anons

he said no one was going to make him scream but hes already yelping

>>58445498
>attracted to robots
can someone explain this one to me. it's just a bunch of metal

>>58445714
probably has to do with them not having emotions so you dont have to feel responsible for them/how they feel. he unironically has an interest in AI too so guess that helps towards it

bishounen jumpscare TuT

>>58445564
It's an alright horror game that at least is better at utilizing jumpscares than stuff like Outlast.
The franchise as a whole is a pile of shit that irreparably ruined the horror genre though.

>>58445541
He swapped Disco Elysium kino with that...

>>58445460
>>58445498
>Said that he has a thing for hands in his Pokemon Smash or Pass.
>While playing Disco Elysium, gets gloves.
>Immediately focuses on how large and chonky they make his hands look, comments on how they look like Mega Man boss hands.
>Now I learn he's attracted to robots.
At last, I understand everything. Guts Man is his dream (wo)man.

>>58445876
right. im so sad

>>58445966
well, he does have a nice ass

>>58445966
based tbdesu

>>58446004

>>58446004
uoh?

why is he like this

The premise of this game is "animatronics think your meat body needs to be stuffed into a fnaf suit and that kills you" so why doesn't the employer just provide a mandated fnaf fursuit to be worn during your entire shift (this is ignoring the obvious why is the door battery powered and programmed as "always open")

>Sear's catalog
Kohls had plumper women get some taste you old fuck

>>58446410
shhh youre not supposed to point out the glaring plot holes

>>58446410
Anon, why are you trying make sense of that game? The point is literally is being glued to cuck chair in pizzeria full of scary robots

>>58446410
Its just a video game, bro. Dont take it so seriously, lol :-)

>>58446458
Spreadsheet doko

so sexpest vesper was true after all..

>>58446530
no idea who you're talking about

>>58446410
>programmed as "always open"
1. If something which can prevent evacuation exists, its default state should always be that which does not prevent evacuation.
2. This game was made as little more than a shitpost, after Scott Cawthon's previous game was roasted for having unintentionally creepy animatronics. It wasn't supposed to be taken nearly as seriously as it eventually was.

>>58446530
dare

honk honk

I hate this zoomer boring game...

Has he said anything about streaming some more Disco? Or is it joever?

can someone who knows this game well explain the mechanics to me. i never got into it as i was already like 22 when it came out

>Honkage spam
Do you remember when during Outer wilds DLC playthrough he was clanking that artifact constantly? Same annoying but kinda funny thing

>>58446790
he said hes been playing it off stream so i assume he wont stream it because of the incontinuity unless we bully him into it

>>58444486
APOLOGIZE.

>>58446596
1. It should be a manually closing and locking door, this isn't the USS enterprise needing fancy swooshing doors
2. Well yeah I know it's just a silly game that accidentally became meme tier popular

im gonna orb

>>58446596
>Scott Cawthon's previous game
I just realized. If Randon hasn't played The Desolate Hope, he NEEDS to experience that battle system for the first time on stream. No way he's spending the time to beat it, but it'll be funny. It's free on Steam, too.

>>58446790
No, he’ll probably stream it again. He just wants a bit of variety now that he doesn’t have to worry about perms.

i wanna suck him off so bad right now

>>58446856
never. he will not stream tomorrow

>>58446790
He said he played it offstream a little, but other than that he didn't say anything. I hope that doesn't mean that he won't continue it

the honk meta...

>>58446902
least horny randonnite

So what the fuck is he gonna do for the rest of the three hours after he wins? He already figured out the meta so there's no way he takes longer than an hour for the last two nights.

>>58446964
sorry

>>58446992
then he moves on to the sequels

gws Randon

GWS Randon
>80-year refractory period
Imagine the load

>>58446458

Goodnight milks

>>58446458
>>58446497
>>58447101
the plap plap plap thing broke containment a few weeks ago, don't worry about it

>people spreadsheet posting about lewd comments in chat
Randon follows 4milks on his own accord despite her never being a big chatter in his Tempus days + he had his own nsfw tag at one point

>>58447189
cant have shit in detroit

>Now I am the Foxy
What did he mean by this?

>>58447258
doesn't mean it's an invitation to ToT and plap plap plap in his chat

https://files.catbox.moe/0xkpoq.jpg
sauce: https://twitter.com/ieka95/status/1702019341611610470?s=20
catboxed just in case

>>58447189
pretty sure that one broke containment a lot longer than a few weeks ago
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/plap-plap-get-pregnant

>People who love this game are gonna hate me for turning this into like a fapping game
Bro you are like 8 years too late.

>>58447364
kek

>>58447355
Indeed, I was just thinking that

>>58447378
thank you for biting the bullet and testing it out for me anon

>>58445427
lack of clock

>>58447355
>Updated 3 months ago by Brandon.
wdhmbt

>>58447461
its a really common name

what is blud on about

>>58447461
[B]LAP [B]LAP [B]LAP GET [B]RANDONED GET [B]RANDONED

what a horny man

>>58447452
Why he need a clock to not be horny? Are clocks, like,expensive in NA? Is it gears or is it arrows make them expensive? So many questions...

he's having trouble setting up his stream elements and everything. guys i think he might be technologically retarded

>>58447839
>Schrödinger's ITtard
just like me frfr

to be honest this bit where he acts horny all the time is starting to get old pretty fast. it isn't really affecting my enjoyment of his content much but you can kinda tell that he just says coomer shit to fill dead air now

>>58447870
he had to get fleshy to help him set up a simple elgato capture card once...

>>58447839
well he's old

he dun it

>spoiler text
>buncha words

>>58447928
yeah thankfully my brain filters most of it

>>58448031
ADHD-chama...

its so over

There's something nice and simple about the first game that the others never really captured

>>58448530
It's a game that never really needed to be more complicated than this, but since the dev wanted to milk it for all it's worth the game just kept adding more stupid far-fetched mechanics to justify more sequels.

>>58448530
its what happens with every surprise cash cow franchise
for example pokemon

>>58448625
I can respect that, even if I don't like the series. In most cases, milking something with unnecessary sequels is soulless and horrible. But FNaF was never meant to be any kind of deep or artistic. It makes complete sense to milk it and get progressively more absurd in doing so.

hes so over it kek. you couldve been playing disco elysium right now old man

>>58448781
HE HATES IT.

>>58447928
Without the pressure of being a male idol anymore, he defaults to western vtuber whore.

There's a chance that if you slept next to Randon, he'd bite you...

>>58448825
>western vtuber whor
The trucker slut meta is real...

i dont sleep with my cell phone next to me because im scared of developing brain cancer from the radiation waves (if that is indeed a thing)

>>58448666
SV finally broke the "no ambition in their games" mold but the monkey's paw was it's an impossibly buggy mess

>>58448880
Maybe if you have a phone from like the 80s

>>58448887
>it's an impossibly buggy mess
Bugs are unironically an acceptable price to pay for SOVL.

>>58448825
>he was a whore all this time
ToT

>>58448926
not from the 80s but i still use a flip phone from the 00s so

I bet if I was Costco, Randon would love me.

His YT numbers have steadily gone down because he doesn't read the chat or respond to them at all.

>>58448825
i don't think being a grey guy magically compelled him to say less coomer shit, i think his chat just feeds into it too much

>>58449086
he would never want to not be inside of you at least

>>58449133
Highly disagree based on following him as Vesper. His chat was hankering for that shit.

>>58449133
Do you know he was like this even as Vesper? Even without chat?

this stream sure is something

>>58448865
ToT

>>58449115
the plugin he's using to see both chats at once really fucks over youtube, between the way it updates and the way all their names are the same color

>>58449141
brb becoming Target

i hate him i will never be able to hear honking sounds the same way again in a good way

>>58449194
he really wasn't, especially closer to debut. there's a million streamers i can watch pretend to beat off during the stream, i'm here because i like watching him autistically discuss FTL strategies and play niche but really good games
most of his streams are still nice and don't lean into it too much, like the disco streams and his zatsus, but it's pretty much what this entire stream has been

>>58449357
fully tako's fault

why is he playing this fucking game

>>58449357
>but it's pretty much what this entire stream has been
This is a game that requires constant lightning fast snap decisions and reactions. It's not possible to fill the dead air with complex thoughts.

>>58449416
markiplier bit

>>58449439
yeah that's fair

He's not really interested in increasing his viewership, is he?

>>58449604
>increasing his viewership
anon, you only need 100 people who show up to every stream to make a living streaming, and he has eight times that.

>>58449604
I'm pretty sure he said he's financially secure enough that he doesn't need to stream beyond the fact that he wants to

he's not gonna beat the game is he

>>58449758
Why does it feel like this gardevoir is there against its will?

Wouldn't you save power by just not using the camera at all and just checking the lights at the doors?

>>58449803
I gotta be honest, I don't even understand this game.

>>58449798
i yoinked it from a /vp/ gardevoir general so that was probably the intention

>>58449413
Who?

>>58449803
fox and bear don't show up on door lights so you have to use cameras to keep track of them
that strategy does work on night 1 though

what is wrong with people

He hates Disco Elysium

But would he or you spend five nights at this Freddie's?

>>58450142
How did you even get that? A plugin?

oh boy, do I love being late for streams ;-;

>>58450176
I would rather not get AIDS

>>58450227
this is your fate slutty rat nigga

>>58450227
Ngl this is easily a skippable stream

>>58450225
one of those extensions people get for emotes has it, i can see them too. i think 7TV is the one that does that but i can't be assed to confirm

bakeranon?

>>58450303
I'm not slutty, i'm a pure and innocent soul!

>>58450292
You don't have to fuck him. Either way, AIDS was a bug, they fixed it in the last patch.

>>58450348
yeah 7tv does it

>>58450390
are you sure about that you little whore

>>58450374
I am here

>>58450455
STAPH!!!

>>58450492
Staphylococcus Aureus?

>>58450390
sure

>>58449758
>>58449798
>>58449917
it's this meme right?

>>58450679
si

>>58450492
>>58450568 said that because it's supposed to be spelled stahp like st + ahh + p

he's peeing and i cant help him
life isnt fair

honestly this stream got a lot better in the last half hour

piss sisters were so back

maybe i like tako

Maybe we were the real tako all along...

maybe the real tako was the friends we made along the way

The real tako was inside you the whole time!

>>58451217
but she doesn't have a dick

>$120

>$120
we aint making rent bros...

>>58450492
i'm going to develop a crush on you as a man

>>58451406
But anon, that's parasocial!

the last hour of the stream was fun, pretty much redeemed it

thoughts on todays stream

>>58451297
All we have to do is go to the land of make believe!

i'd watch if he was a vtuber desu

>>58451548
i hear Randon talk my day becomes better because of it
simple as

Idk how twitch works, how come some streamers are only available in the highest quality? My American "5G" isn't good enough for 720 let alone docs 1080

>>58451623
I assume it's because piping the full quality video to you is less expensive than reformatting it to a lower resolution and then sending it.

>>58451555

>>58451623
idk for sure but rendering out differently resized videos takes processing power that maybe isn't all available that quickly

Bread.
>>58451765
>>58451765
>>58451765

>>58451548
6/10, could be better.

>>58451548
twas fun. I saw anons didn't enjoy the jerkin jokes or whatever. guess I'm kinda easy to please cuz I was laughing at like 90% em

>>58450881

>>58452051
;____;

>>58452595
don't worry i'm picrel
we can get matching overpriced post-stabbing stickers from the local hospital