/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58292484
Little know fact about Shiori: She's married to (me)

Japanese eminem when drinking

My oshi went to a bar, hooked up with two old dudes who were playing arcade games, and went """shopping""" with them.

well, I took a screenshot from her stream. And it's a known fact that she is cute, just more people needs to realise it.

>>58293194
and the reason she likes to retweet these mmd artworks because she likes rubber/shiny outfits.

>>58292484
All of the interesting things worth mentioning are already clipped to hell and back.

I guess I knew she's much taller IRL than her character before the concert made that glaringly obvious.

>>58292983
now tell us your kinks anon

>>58292484
She's too small to have clipping channels

>>58292484
I know the size of the buttplugs Noel has been wearing in all her streams

>>58292484
I feel like if your oshi have even 1 dedicated clippers, there is no single secret left behind. Only the rm secrets are there
So I am just gonna say that both yagoo and a chan have a passion at DJ

>>58292484
Nene came to earth on a space peach

One of Kiara's only positive memories with her real father was him taking her to see monster trucks when she was a very small child.

>>58294212
Woah that's super cool Anon. Was it split open by a space fisherman too?

>>58292907
Alright you sold me, I'm gonna watch the drinking stream from 2 days ago, and if I don't see it, I will be very disappointed

>>58292484
Yoropiku Pikuyoro.

>>58292484
She's secretly the strongest GFE in Hololive but most are being filtered

>>58292484
She once took off her sticky bra at an ichiran

>>58294117
Patently false because the pajeets scraping their "oshi's" streams for Adsense pennies select the most salacious parts to clip to pull in the most views.
There's a ton that never comes out as a clip, unless your oshi only ever does 1 hour streams.

>>58294629
Original was someone making the pun with spaceship to spacepeach. Chat did take it immediately to the momotaro side.
It was a membership stream so it never caught on outside of it, but Nene had fun with the idea for that one stream.

>>58292484
Little known fact about Fauna: She's cute.

>>58293608
>the concert made that glaringly obvious.
Wut? Do you think VR models have to be as tall as the person in the suit or something?

>>58297363
A clipfag I used to follow got his paycheck revoked from youtube and now he's given up, only posting 30+ minute "compilations" of entire streams.

When Noel was growing up, she used to perform Kendo. However, because her breasts grew too fast, she had to get a lot of hand me downs due to being poor.

>>58296918
Fuwawa my beloved

>>58292484
She's cute!

>>58292484
Kanata once tried eating colorful cardboard paper because she expected it would be tastier than normal paper.

>>58298589
That feels more of the sort of thing you'd do when your actual goal is to summarize the best parts of a very long stream and crunch it down into something that's more manageable.
Did Sakasandayo get demonetized?

>>58298677
And now she can afford to get custom made bras imported from overseas

Okayu isn't actually a catgirl IRL

>>58292484
I'm the father of Mococo's soccer team.

>>58302352
No....

>>58292484
id ont want streams

>>58292983
Yeah, it was me and my clone

>>58292484
>a little known fact about your oshi.
Polka (oshi) and Lamy have traded their bows on their Idol outfits (both the original and the 4th fes ones) They are, as far as I know, the only two Holomems to do that, and they originally mentioned doing it so they could support each other stage, even when they weren't on it together.

>>58292907
Drunk/high as fuck Eminem from the mid 2000s or tired as fuck old man Eminem?

>>58294370
Is the rest negative or...?

She is kitty.

>>58292484
she has an abnormally short tongue, which is unfortunate considering her sexual orientation

>>58306920
HOLY KINO

the fact this bitch somehow manage to let 40 can of redbull in her room. and with BUNCH of amazon boxes, unfolded clothes, food,etc and still stream for 6+ hour a day (with doing master degree) is just mindboggling

>>58308385
Damn bitch you live like this?

>>58306949
Machine gun mouth
she yaps and yaps and wont stop yapping
yoppapa

>>58292484
My oshi has a minifridge under the streaming desk and it's full of cola zero

Fauna likes mushrooms but dislikes eating them

>>58292484
I can't get an oshi though, I have this mental block in my head where I can't fall in love with internet women. Not the ones that don't give me attention and showering indie with money for attention isn't what I would look for.
But if I met Marine in real life I guess I'd fawn over her hard,even if she is a butter face, I'd love to hear her voice squeaking my name or something.

>>58292484
shes had 4 jobs before joining hololive but really only talks about one outside of a few off hand mentions

>>58292484
Fauna's mom has tattoos and her dad is a good cook.

>>58307046
Negative and non-existant. She's always refered to every adult male in her young life as 'father figure' or 'mom's boyfriend'. She used the word 'Papatori' for the person in the monstetruck story. She's also talked about having some family issues related to her streaming as Kiara, and pure speculation is that either her dad or her half sister are shitters trying to milk money out of her.

>>58292484
she spends a big part of the money she earns from spachas on caring for her ill mother

>>58307454
Uhh I immediately think of migo

>>58292484
her father used to take pictures of her and post them on his facebook since she was a kid and she remembered one where her tummy was out, posted it on her discord and said it was ok if you wanted to masturbate to it

>>58311651
dyrbi though

>>58302352
wtf...

>>58311484
I don't watch Kiara but damn thats rough. Not sure if I blame the dad or the mom in that case, because it would be weird as fuck to see a rotation of different guys. I'm glad after my parents divorced my mom never bothered with relationships again so me and my siblings never had any issues with creepy stepfathers. Not saying Kiara had the experience, but it's one of the things that pisses me off about single mothers putting that kids in a situation with a guy they knew for what, weeks? Months?

It's also sad to hear her family is causing issues, but here I can't be too sympathetic. If you look at girls like Choco not even her mother knows what she does. Meanwhile other girls brought their family into it, which was extremely dumb. Especially Kiara and Mori who lived away from home and could just say they were still doing normal work (if they didn't dox the shit out of themselves and make zero attempt at opsec).
I love my family, but if I ever win the lottery none of them will know it.

>>58311651
Who? Sounds wholesome.

She gets into a lot of retro games because of her dad. I think her dad asked when she's gonna play Halo 1.
She's a clean freak. Her house has these guess slippers that also doubled as mops.
She's a pretty good cook. Okayu said her favorite dish from Korone is ozoni.
She once performed her 3D live on a broken knee but didn't realize it was broken until the next day.

>>58313227
>She gets into a lot of retro games because of her dad. I think her dad asked when she's gonna play Halo 1.
Based dad. Allthough I'm kinda sad to hear my childhood is now retro I would love to see her playing Halo 1.

>>58311651
>>58312980
Ayame I guess.

Pavolia Reine? Actually a turkey, it was in a membership stream I swear

>>58292484
people think that he's a horny unmediated adhd zoomer but he's actually a huge oldfag and kind of a prude. he's emotionally sensitive. he's also very tsundere
he has anger issues that really messed with him when he was younger, making him really resonate with and appreciate haru yoshida from tonari no kaibutsu kun.

>>58313919 (me)
also his favorite sanrio character is cinnamoroll

I don't think Mori had any friends during childhood, or at least was/is too autistic to realize they were friends

Matsuri is a certified electrician and can fix electrical outlets and shit. Also, she read "Geiger Counter", a doujin about a loli being raped in a very violent way (not the typical "no nooo...wait, this is actually pretty good" type), and thought it was 10/10 best thing ever. Also, she tasted her own piss and joked about drinking other people's piss (doubt that she actually did though).

>>58315781
Why is all of this so fucking hot. Just imagine the painful and strange fetish sex with a woman like this.

>>58315781
>she tasted her own piss and joked about drinking other people's piss
Wait what the fuck? I think she's gross, but I always assumed she wanted to piss on others, not have them piss on her.
Why does she like piss? How the fuck do you end up like that?

Why is this your oshi, I thought she killed most of her fans.

>>58317543
She also likes holding her piss until she really, REALLY has to go. She also joked (although she might've been more serious than I thought) that she would like to wet herself in front of someone she loves just to see their reaction.
>Why is this your oshi
Idk how to explain, but I feel like I'm similar to her on some level. Like, if I was a girl, I would be like her.

>>58315781
she's too powerfUL...

>>58292484
She has a particular stuffed rabbit she keeps on her bed that she uses as a pillow sometimes
Only time I've ever seen it in fanart was one very hot doujin

>>58315781
of all the things you could have picked and you went with the stuff she first went viral for saying on haneru's show, come on. Tell us something that no-one would know unless they had watched every minute of her apex streams or something, not the stuff that literally got her famous in the first place.

>>58292484
Marine's favorite Touhou character is Alice.

>>58292484
Everyone who has seen her in real life has had streams complimenting her cute feet

>>58318717
It's cute to hear stuff like this in this thread. It's sad the only stuff that gets clipped is X SAYS SOMETHING YABAI!!!, or some shit like that. I wish there was more cute highlights and less coomer shit.

>>58323086
Well come on now, don't just leave me hanging.

>>58298677
Noel once talked about how her brother found a thrown out toy (I think it was one of those giant dollhouses) in good condition so he brought it home and fixed it up to give her for her birthday since they were too poor to buy actual gifts. Explains her borderline obsessive bro complex really

Huge mama's girl, donates her old clothes to charity every now and then, thinks poop jokes are super funny, makes up her own mismatch of Japanese and English sentences very frequently, says she doesn't understand english but reads english superchats and translates them nearly perfectly, once self translated "言葉は刃" to "Word is kill machine" also dumb as a brick

"Dr. Oopsie" is Ina's codename for Pepsi, not Dr. Pepper.
t.ako

>>58328068
When they were kids he used to go hungry so she could eat.
.

>>58292484
You know that scene in RE:3 remake where a giant spider shoves its cock down Jill's throat? Koyori explicitly said it's erotic, realized she fucked up, and said it's gruesome instead. All in 3 seconds.

>>58292484
She's a good pianist, but she only play once and never show her skill again

She's actually an older sister.

>>58319917
But alice leaks poop.

>>58336577
Yeah, his middle school classmates used to call him "African refugee" or something cause he was so skinny

Nice to see Noel making good money nowadays from Hololive and her titty streams

>>58337544
kek

>>58292907
lmao

Kiara's first 'big purchase' was buying her brother a ps5 once she got her first paycheck, because she said he had always been so nice to her and gotten her nice gifts and now that she finally had the money, she wanted to do the same for him.

She has a PDF in physionomics.

Kiara self admitted very bad attention span, right after getting awestruck by 3 different things and asking multiple question about them to chat in less than five seconds flat.

>>58292484
Onion want to watch the new Madoka movie and not remember anything about Ao exorcist

>>58318717
Burrito? She used to talk about it back when she just became a holo and kept it with her during some of her early streams.

>>58337544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8T2gTgGjyE&t=4660s

Nyan watched her brother dance to "Schnuffel Bunny - Snuggle Song" and hold a light up disco ball above his head, as she hid from inside his closet. Also Nyan's father gave her a fear of singing in front of people by shouting at her to shut the fuck up, singing in the shower.

Korone is an incredibly kind, patient, and empathetic person. She also used to work as a hospital receptionist before becoming a streamer.

She walked in on her dad getting his penis licked by their dog.
Her brother was also a racist, homophobic World of Tanks player who later came out as a homosexual when she discovered him hooking up with a married man.

Aki went to music school and knows how to play a bunch of instruments, however she's rusty with most of them. She used to have a horn she lovingly called Alpha-kun

>>58337544
But how can this be? Yuribros were we deceived?

>>58348993
If we can't have /u/, I'll accept /d/ as a substitute.

She watched a show on Netflix call School for Good and Evil

She preferred Feris to Kristina but came around on the last episode.

>>58312931
>I'm glad after my parents divorced my mom never bothered with relationships again so me and my siblings never had any issues with creepy stepfathers. Not saying Kiara had the experience, but it's one of the things that pisses me off about single mothers putting that kids in a situation with a guy they knew for what, weeks? Months?
My friends "dad" left when his mom got pregnant and he lived with her for like 21 year and she never brought anyone to the house etc, even though she was pretty, like even when we were grown ups we would joke with him how old is your mom? Like thirty, thirty-one?
Sure maybe she had flings, but when I was taking to him she never brought anyone home

She's so tight she has to use lube to insert tampons

When she was a cashier she’d end up giving people too much change

>>58292484
Her model wasn't originally supposed to be a vtuber model

The man her mum was dating at the time promised to take her horse riding but instead they trespassed onto a farm and stared at horses from afar.
Also she slept with a knife under her pillow as a child because she thought her family wanted to kill her.

>>58346138
>Alpha-kun
How chuuni is she?

>>58350593
That's a common knowledge though, anon, the knife one atleast, not sure if I heard about horses

>>58351037
I think she talked about it during one of pre-game zatsus for cult of the lamb.

>>58351160
I don't watch her, anymore, hence why I said knife is common knowledge and with horse I can't remember, because she had a lot of crazy stories, that I have Mandela effect about horse story.

Does PL stuff count? If so, sometimes when she felt lonely, she streamed her commute back home from work, including arriving at home, changing clothes, and taking a shower

She was training to play taiko no tatsujin by actually wearing a weighted wristband, and ended up completely forgetting she had put it on and ended up going most of the day wearing it without noticing anything different.

>>58351476
That's cute, and mentally ill

When she was a 2 views a few years ago, she got invited to an among us collab. She spent 90% of the stream with her mic muted quietly crying. Why was she crying? Because she's afraid of people and among us is about lying and social manipulation. After the end of the collab, she burst into tears in the collab channel. I am one of the 3 people who knew about that.
Her vtuber name is an anagram of her dead sister's full name.
She is a functioning alcoholic despite never mentioning alcohol on social media or on streams. She drinks a lot.
She actually cries when she sees a loli.
She has left her house exactly 6 times in the past 7 years. 2 of them were for medical reason. 4 were governmental reasons.
She's 35 and about to turn 36.
She has no living relatives and no irl friends.
No one has used her first name when talking to her in the last 10 years according to herself.
She only learned of her neighbour's death 3 years after the fact.
She lives purely through donations. No donations, no food. She was underfed for years before getting a larger audience.
She's a mess of a person and hides it so well that only a few of her oldest fans know any of that.

>>58351002
Her collab name with Subaru is called Angel Heaven. All the chuuni!

Miko is an unironic lesbo, when she was asked what was her ideal man she went "Can't thinnk of anything, can say my ideal girl though"

>>58351595
Everyone knows Miko is one of the few true lesbos in Hololive, like Kanata

>>58312095
Excuse me what? That's kind of fucked up.

>>58351772
True, however her outright admitting it has surprisingly gone under the radar.

>>58312095
Who is your oshi?

>>58298259
They perform in mo-cap suits, you can immediately see when there is a mismatch between the relative sizes of the models and the people controling them as soon as any two such people attempt to interact.

>>58351538
Nigga that is too much.

>>58312095
Kind of hot.

>>58351589
AngelHeaven are too funny. I need more

Despite popular believe, Towa-sama is actually a girl

>>58353315
News to me

>>58292983
both me

>>58349917
sexy

Doesn't mind if you cheat on her

>>58293608
Has anyone clipped the time she talked about how she ran to a basketball game before?

>>58292983
i've heard that story before from a different vtuber. she was grossed out by rosemi for that. i still have no idea what the deal was.

>>58357268
and then won mvp iirc

>>58292484
She graduated college at 20 (19, she is never older then 19) and loves chili oil, and also she is my dog wife and I love her

>ITT spoonfeed threadwatchers to enhance their shitposting

>>58292484
She used to draw gore when she was a child.

>>58292484
I dont want you watching my oshi, fuck off and die she's my oshi

>>58349917
That's called vaginismus and is a medical/ psychological condition.

>>58351538
jfc dude

>>58308483
yes she does. or that one time where she literally put her PC next to her bathtub bcs she doing bathtub stream.

>>58351538
mashallah. bro what the fuck.
is she ok?

>>58350086
I though it was common knowledge that kuromaru planed to use the model for other unity projects, but later auctioned it off.

>>58362030
Yes, she's okay now. She has enough viewers to pay for everything she needs and some more. She has been steadily lowering her alcohol consumption since her last trip to the hospital. She's still a friendless neet tho.

>>58312095
Who?

>>58362730
glad she doing better.

This thread made me realize that 90% of chuubas are mentally ill.

>>58364961
Chuubas are mentally ill who are basically dancing(streaming/etc) for our entertainment

Think the joke about pagliacci but with smartphones.

>>58344228
jesas

>>58364961
by describing less than %1 of chuubas ?

Random facts about my cute, dead oshi Mysta:
>Owns dozens of plushies to the extent he doesn't know where to put them all
>In elementary school a girl said she'd go out with him if they had sex - he agreed without knowing what it meant, and his mother panicked and enrolled him in a different school the next day
>Hates Marvel movies because of the unfunny quips and movies with cheap sex jokes; when confronted about how he makes sex jokes despite this, he responded with "yes, but my streams are free"
>Mannerisms IRL are effeminate to the extent most people he meets think he's gay, including his own mother
>Huge romance anime junkie, has seen hundreds; despite this he does not like romcom films
>Was a street dancer as a kid and got teased as the only boy in the group, giving him several complexes
>Has diagnosed bipolar disorder, highly suspects he's autistic as well
>Met Mark Speight as a kid before he killed himself, was told that he can achieve anything he sets his mind to
>Had a Club Penguin account called "moms10" because he was 10 years old and he loves his mom
>Has worked around a dozen different jobs to support his mother and due to him always moving
>Can't stand tea despite being British - gags when he drinks it to be polite
>Likes the feeling of wearing wet socks
>Got caught once by his mother cosplaying Hideri from Blend S; she slowly closed the door behind him and never acknowledged it
>Cosplayed as Kaneki Ken once for Halloween as a teenager; his friends were normalfags and thought he was just dressed as a gimp
>Never escaped the frugal poorfag mentality, has your archetypical "male living space" as a result
>Went to Japan and started listing off Japanese vulgarities Kotoka taught him to Riku Tazumi and the rest of staff while drunk once, to their amusement
>Was the one who suggested NijiEN collectively raid a random fanboy, who remains a loyal fan to this day
>Reads fan letters to his mother to make her happy, keeps them in a big box for safekeeping
>Still believes in the good of people and humanity, despite everything
>Will be back very soon

>>58366166
>Hates Marvel movies because of the unfunny quips and movies with cheap sex jokes
>when confronted about how he makes sex jokes despite this, he responded with "yes, but my streams are free"
That got me.

When she was younger she was a really amazing swimmer that her parents called her a seal. She even became a lifeguard at one point in time before becoming a vtuber

Not my oshi, but I will describe a certain small indie
1. Her parents installed surveillance cameras in her room, though it was a while ago.
2. She is extremely into idolshit, and thinks that the dating ban rule is actually a good thing.
3. During her Omori playthrough, she just randomly started crying and talked about how a group of friends abandoned her.
4. She is infertile. She also sounds like a tranny, though I don't know if these two things are related.
5. She had a stream where she explained how parasocial relationships can be a good thing. TLDR: if fans inspire the vtuber to do her best, and the vtuber inspires her fans to do their best, then it's good.
6. She has BPD.
7. She was bullied in school, to the point where she once wanted to bring a knife to school. I don't remember if her mother stopped her or if she reconsidered.
8. She used to be terminally /here/.
9. Her singing is so goddamn awful that even her cover, which is supposed to have editing and mixing and shit, sounds extremely amateurish, and even I can tell that her skills are abysmal.
10. She was unironically in tears when Rushia got fired because she unironically used Rushia as her role model.
I don't have a distorted peko powerful enough for this.

>>58368610
Forgot one more: she auditioned for Hololive, Nijisanji, and maybe a few other corpos as well, and got rejected by all of them.

>>58351538
lol, so relatable. I wish I could marry this hag NEET

>>58312931
>I love my family, but if I ever win the lottery none of them will know it.
They'll know because your face will be plastered all over the news.

>>58368610
>>58368758
I know who this is... Or I know someone who is extremely similar to that.

>>58364961
say it isnt so

>>58292484
She was a foreign exchange student studying in "Houston Kansas" during her last year of college.

>>58366166
Why do you make me feel like an asshole after drinking on him few times here, femanon...

She wanted to be a bookbinder growing up.

>>58292484
She died 3 uears ago.
I can still hear her voice.
Because of the youtube videos.

>>58292484
she did nothing wrong