/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i want to be mating pressed by randon neuring

>>58044133
anon this is the 10th time this week you've said that

i want to IMPREGNATE RANDON NEURING

>>58044133
>>58044270
I WANT TO WATCH!!!

i love this faggot. have a good day

>>58044445
sure lando

If an andons handcam happens, I hope Randon wears the hulk gloves and has to carefully instruct Landon on everything to do. I hope it's a task that is super delicate and precise and Randon is freaking out bc Lando is just being super aloof and sloppy and Randon is just impotent in his cuck gloves

>>58044573
handcam where Randon clumsily puts on a condom while Lando instructs him! ToT

>>58044573
>cuck gloves
kek

>>58044573
>cuck gloves
you're killing me anon
my old react folder is much bigger than my new folder gomen

what handcam stream would they even do tho

hehehehehe

>>58044998
Handholding.

>>58045114
:)

>>58044998
Building w40k orcs

>>58044998
Anyone know if Lando has been complaining about his computer? A computer parts upgrade stream is a legitimate option

>>58045114
I'm not sure whether to imagine a still handcam of them holding hands for an hour while like having a pillowtalk zatsu about how much they love each other or to imagine them having the usual kind of unhinged dude talk with a handholdcam in the bottom corner and they don't really acknowledge it or just give a really silly reason for it and say don't worry about it

>>58041773
Yeah, he was trying to play it off as a joke that he didn't know it was happening this week, management really did just schedule all this without asking them first if it was ok right now.
Tempus week should have at earliest started on the 11th, poor boy. We stand Shinri/Lex here!

>>58045048
Chu~

>>58045198
The dude literally owns 4 computers now

>>58045429
And they all are probably broken considering his lack of care and cleanness

>>58045198
He does still talk about running certain games making his computer "explode" (mainly the noise I think?) and how he has like 4 computers at this point for different setups. The 4th is especially shitty and cobbled together, I think. Though he also streams on wifi and puts a blanket on top of his streaming computer case because his cat likes to lay there and he doesn't want all the cat hair to fall into it...

>>58045292

>>58045577
>Though he also streams on wifi and puts a blanket on top of his streaming computer
oh wow, he's ACTUALLY retarded
now I feel bad for wanting him and randon to fuck, hes too brain dead to give consent

>>58045429
Lmao I didn't know that. I guess I would really watch any sort of video with the boys tho, I'd even watch Randon walk Lando through how to properly adjust a bike's derailer so it stops shifting weird and making ugly clicking noises and whatnot

>>58045429
why does he need all those computers all he does is draw and play stardew valley

>>58045741
too rich

>>58045741
I can imagine 2 so that you play game on one computer and use the other one as a stream machine but idk why 4 lmao

>>58045681
I'm surprised he doesn't have more problems streaming on wifi. I guess he has better wifi, or maybe he doesn't stream on wifi all the time. I remember he had to stream on wifi when in the kitchen or whatever, which is fair, but I remember him mentioning streaming on wifi once or twice while gaming at what I assume is his usual computer.
As for the blanket, I'm not sure if it's a thick blanket over the entire computer (I sure hope not) or just a small square over just the top surface of the chassis and there's other ventilation on other side(s), but chat definitely cringed at that.
He's also disconnected unexpectedly before by accidentally kicking the power strip with his foot and his cat switching off his router.

>>58045793
there's also one in the studio the one he streamed his birthday thing from and the other one is downstairs for vr and shit probably

you didnt fuck up the bread im so proud of you

>>58045681
>hes too brain dead to give consent
inb4 "but that's the best part"

>>58045793
>>58045937
Yeah, different locations. He doesn't have the dual-computer setup where one computer is the workhorse and the other handles the streaming

>>58045943
ありがとう

>>58045969
>we finally got our "but aren't girls the cutest when they're almost retarded?" redraw but we need another redraw already

Don't trust the elves in this thread.

>>58046057
oh shit nice. sauce?

>>58045605
endgame, baby!
"no chemistry" my ass, I knew from the start

>>58046045

>>58045292
>a still handcam of them holding hands for an hour while like having a pillowtalk zatsu about how much they love each other

>>58046283
beautiful

>>58046283
kek ToT

>>58046283
ntr stream yabe

>>58046283
<3

>>58046120
https://twitter.com/baalbuddy/status/1700148285376258322?t=_l_-vEMQj3Q_qqn7WJME9w&s=19

>>58046283
Just like I imagined it.

>>58046687
>sch outfit
>elvaan/elezen
I hate elves but elvaan/elezen are erotic.
Elvaan were purpose built for ORC.

>>58046687
Found a interesting orc picture.

>>58047019
>bulge
fuck

>>58047019
>bulge
TToooTT

>>58047551
>>58047577
its steve urkel

>>58047650
did i do dat

>>58045943
baker apprentice elf !! go and bake, baker!

>>58047650
but why

>>58047727
i want to rape that elf

>>58047797
Thats a male

Randon Neuring is not only black, he is Jaleel White. No I am not sick. No I do not need help. No I will NOT take my meds.

>>58047906
even better

>>58047908
i believe this one

>>58047908
>Urkel
>Sonic's first voice actor from the old cartoons
No wonder Lando loves him so much.

>>58047019
Dear Lord!

nice~

>>58047747
This seems obvious to me, but nobody's said it. He's Steve Orcel, you fools.

>>58049181
? same OP picture

>>58046269
Wasn't he already dead by the time Vanguard debuted?

>>58049921
I don't think anyone had noticed by that point. Either way, he would have been involved in the hiring process of at least half of Vanguard, probably all.

reply to me if he decides to stream today. i'll be busy with assignments

orc belly uuuuuuuuu

>>58050279
>Wizards
>Wanting sex
X Doubt

>>58050325
need orcock

>>58050366
thick orc cock in my ass ... =__=

Hello /orc/!

>>58050689
morning

>>58050689
good morning retarded rat thing

>>58050463
ToT

>>58050689
im going to rape you you retarded rat

>>58050925
b-but i'm a guy!

>>58051022
that will not stop me

>>58051048
Please let it stop you.

stop being lewd!
is Randon going to stream today or not?

>>58051203
if it doesn't stop randon why should it stop him

>>58051297
Humans should hold themselves to higher standards than orcs.

>>58051269
if he doesnt stream today im going to livestream my suicide

>>58051328
>Humans
huh? i thought we're all orcs here

>>58051269
IIRC, he said 50/50 chance since he was feeling sick yesterday.

>>58051269
he said it's a 50/50 iirc. maybe no stream but sw with lando in the evening again

>>58051269
Lando said on his stream last night that he has a barotrauma collab planned with Randon and maybe a few others at 12PM PST today. If orc not feeling up to it they'll probably cancel it though.

>>58051269
Lando said they might do Barotrauma on Randon's channel at noon (Pacific) with some other people but not sure b/c Randon's feeling a little under the weather

>>58051452
>sw
meant to say sv im retarded

>>58051381
Uhh, yes. That's right. I too am an orc. Just like you. But we are currently interacting with a human civilization, right, my orc brother? We should respect their strange human customs.

so what are you guys up to?

>>58051577
I think this guy's an orc. He said so.

>>58051577
hmm... something isn't right with you

>>57963342
>>57969707
Sorry, he streamed for 10 hours straight that day and I passed out.
Here's just the bit from the call where he talked about Randon:
>...that's why I really value the friendship I have with Randon 'cause he's the perfect balance
>When we met, Randon was very new to content creation
>sharp guy & magic touch, talented individual that hasn't had a lot of experience, learned quick, good for both of us to meet each other b/c what he was lacking is what I had to offer: experience, understanding content & how it goes viral
>very introverted, I'm not (to put it lightly)
>has confidence to be like "mm, I don't think that's a good call"
>you don't want yesmen around you but also don't want negative Nancies that nitpick for the sake of nitpicking
>very happy I met Randon, perfect thing I need in my life
>fills in my weakest points: to be slow and methodical. It even shows in our content: Randon's streams are very long, evenly paced, very good talker
>mine are short & a lot of BS happens...I won't talk for like 30 min and then I'll shout...or I'll do a big production thing that lasts like 1.5hrs
>and we have both those perspectives
>Doc is really good at what I do b/c we've been training each other on the same channel, seems great but then we don't even need each other b/c we're both good at it b/c we've been doing it together
>Randon's very good at a side of content me & Doc never dipped our hands in...always been characters, sketch comedy, improv
>never really, just very recently learned to, IDK the word, open up?
>Prof Lando is a character, it's like, "Students!" Connor even told me "When you have facecam on you do this 'Professor Landoey thing' and you don't do that when your facecam's off." That kinda speaks for itself, it's a character.
>At the con I was pretty much myself but still this very, like, "Ah, hello students!" so...
>[Randon]'s very good at the other side of it, which is to be...yourself? in a weird way
>interesting getting a peek at a world I wasn't privy to
>I grew up with Smosh, Filthy Frank, CollegeHumor, and I've always thought, "Why would anyone want to watch anything that's not entertaining on a productive level?" He was the one that taught me about...IDK, I guess at its core, I never really even understood why people watch streams, honestly...thought it had to be a big event
>He taught me why people like streams. He was the one to teach me that...and that kind of content in general

>>58051654
missing randon watching cv

>>57958970
>>57965898
>>57969141
And the priest lore bits:
"Someone told me, 'You just made a character you want to fuck, not a character that other people would like. Girls aren't into that. Only you're into that.'"
re: "We'll make you debut him"
"Nah I can't do that, especially now that he's been revealed. Also my feelings have changed. Not sure if that sounds fun to me anymore, that kind of character..."
"You can still draw him, but he's just a character I made. As long as that's where it ends. Yeah, feel free to draw him all you want, but he doesn't have a name, he won't have a name..."
"…his colors are very regal, white/purple/gold, and his image is very pure but he's a sicko and he's actually evil.
"You can go buck wild with him, write stories...Better that then he get lost to the ether. If you want to."
"You're banned from my church for being too sinful. Sorry, his church, not me."
"I gave him a little mole under his eye because I have a little mole there in that area"
"…priest OC was over a year and a half ago, also thought I could do better than that now…don't think I spent as much time on that as I could have."
re: "Can we make him kiss a boy?"
"You can do whatever you want with him
re: "Give him more moles"
"He has plenty, you just can't see them all."
re: fanart already
"Aww, don't make me sentimental for a fucking character that didn't even get a name because of how little I was able to do anything with him"

>>58051022
MATING PRESS

>>58051022
orc this rat immediately

>>58051722
while i may have my feelings about certain things i'm happy they were able to meet and grow close somehow i wish i could find the old Randon VOD where someone in chat talks about Lando and he had no idea who that was

I think Randon and Lando are too close. They clearly have some kind of unhealthy codependent relationship. Both of them should get therapy.

>>58052173
anon...
Have you heard of friends?

>>58052267
ssh they're larping as a discmite

>>58051654
playing games
>>58051722
this is the longest confession of love I have ever read

>>58051722
this is nice. it really seems like he sees him as an older brother type. i know calling him family as magni confirms this, but this cements it more

>>58051812
So he's saying YES on the porn then,
Good, good...

They've been back for a couple of weeks now but it still kind of feels weird. The streams are great, but it just feels kind of unreal or something. IDK. And for some reason I feel really depressed when I watch Tempus streams now so I've stopped watching them entirely.

>>58051812
it was based when his fujo girlfriend egged on making him a slut

>>58051722

>>58051722
Lando is literally surrounded by yesmen

>>58051722
TLDR:
Randon is better at livestreaming.
Lando is better at making skits and turning them into videos.
Both want what each other has.

>>58052575
And that's not even his first. I'd have to revisit his previous love confession to decide which was longer and more bromantic. But it gets extra points for being in a maid outfit and saying he can imagine him (R) there with his (L) family when he's (L) on his deathbed. That is as endgame as you can get.

sex

>>58051722
Still not the gayest thing I've ever seen him say about another man

>>58052056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JncPkfqSUio&t=5712

>>58053359
lets see if it worked
https://files.catbox.moe/duacq4.mp4

>>58053531
he's bisexual bro

Terminate Professor Lando

>>58053606
I'm just saying it's not the gayest thing I've ever heard him say

>>58053571
holy shit i cant believe you found it

>>58051356
#cutforrandon

>>58053628
Graduate Professor Lando

>>58051722
>>58053174
It makes sense why they would want to leave then, both of them seem to foster better in an environment where their ideas don't have to be heavily sanitized and they need people who not only support their ideas but are able to critique it properly without changing it into something else entirely. No point in having all these resources if you barely have control over your own creative input that you can hardly even work around it.

>>58053782
Impregnate Professor Lando with thick smelly orc cum!!!!!!!

>>58053578
That's cute

>>58053440
minchi love

>>58053578
god i remember the liveposting on /MANS/ while this was live crazy night

>>58051722
>>58053578
not to be a fujo but holy shit

>>58053578
Yeah it's kind of hard to top that in the bromance category. New one wins the length category compared to that clip though (about 10 min)

>>58053950
uh oh stinky

Sounds like the barotrauma collab might be this morning instead of at noon?
https://twitter.com/Randonneuring/status/1700189333972787307

>>58052688
ToT

>>58053950
ToT uuoohh

>>58054517
holy shit a stream today? And what time does he mean by this morning, in 3 minutes or in a couple hours?

>>58054652
No idea. If not in a minute then probably in two hours though.

>>58054248
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hjdC8-jbw

>>58054517
now i wish i had friends to play barotrauma with
t. 400 hours in singleplayer

he's not live so i assume it'll be in 2 hours or so
who do you guys think he'll be playing with aside from Lando?

Okay now I'm more confused.
https://twitter.com/Randonneuring/status/1700192022794219617

>>58054848
Blake and Hakase

>Apex
my boner has become flaccid. LANDO HATE

>>58054848
def hakase but idek who else. reese prayge

I like playing apex but watching apex is a snoozefest

>>58054958
I forget if Lando specifically mentioned Reese being a possibility but I feel like he did?

>>58054977
i just have it on in the corner and treat it like a podcast. early HQ Apex streams were some of my favorites

>>58054977
I really liked the last Apex stream Randon and Lando did. I think they're good enough at talking that it'd be entertaining even if instead of Apex gameplay they just had some nature documentary footage on screen.

>>58054874
>>58054926
I'm not sure if this means he's playing Apex until Lando wakes up or

ORC ON THE TELE
https://www.twitch.tv/randonchannel

NONONONONONO
why is there a female!

THIS WHORE IS LIVE, PLAYING BAROTRAUMA WITH LANDO AND GIRLDM
https://www.twitch.tv/randonchannel

>>58055144
oh there's my answer

>>58055230
KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIRLDM LOVE

>>58055291
but we hate women!?

ITS ORCIN TIME

unicorn falseflaggers kys

GirlDM collabs lets go! 3rd member of /orc/!

>>58055237
>GIRLDM
[fred flintstone's noises]

>>58055323
who is we?

>>58055381
me and (you)

>>58055348
kek

>women
I'll watch the next stream. Have fun lads.

>Tako repellent the stream
perfect

>>58055356
Y

>>58055237
Who is girldm? Is she a literal who or is there lore?

>>58055529
5th member of Tempus

>>58055529
An indie vtuber that blew up only because of her 3D model facial tracking and has been on the decline ever since.

>>58055529
Luna. she collabs with Tempus a lot and was an indie friend of most of them pre stars

>>58055529
She's a popular indie. Been friends with Randon since before he turned into a grey guy.

what is that mic quality

>You're not an orb on that!
???

>>58055704
her stream retard-san

>>58055686
i really hope its not one of those annoying xbox mic bits desu

>theyre playing APEX then switching to Barotrauma
can this whore come up with a schedule i am very confusion

gaypex it is...

Where is this orcs subscribe button at?

>>58055855
They intended to start Barotrauma at noon. Randon is retard and got everything ready two hours early, so instead of delaying for two hours they're playing Apex.

Lando's fucking voice

STREAM WITH GGM?
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BROS
ACTUAL REAL BACK

Eww, why is there a woman intruding in my bro time?

>>58055924
the orb is unmonitized

Lando sounds like he's still in bed

Woah, since when did Lifeline have suck milkers

>>58055984
he literally just got out of the shower kek

>>58055971
eh she seems like a lad

>>58055924
its on youtube anon?

The girl sounds okay, I approve.

>>58056089
orc this rat immediately

>female collab
WHORE

>>58056089
you've never heard her before? she collabed with Hakka, Altare and a bunch of other Tempus members. she's pretty nice

>>58056144
I-I only really watched the not-vampire...

>>58055940
His morning voice is a treat
https://files.catbox.moe/mbkd8h.mp3

>>58056193
I want to rail him so fucking hard

oh shit i just realized we're getting an APEX POV from Randon. thats kinda rare

>>58056191
>the not-vampire
who tf?

>>58056281
some alucard looking guy, he was kinda ugly tho

>>58053578
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1I_6BQ7DSwQWnPvyEtauZ1MIP-ED65SVM/view?usp=sharing

Go to 58 min!
or start a bit earlier for the ass grab ;p

bathing on Landos goop TOT

is Lando still alive?

who the fuck is luna?

>>58056588
my girlfriend

>The day is so long when you wake up this early
I know that feel.

>>58056588
The third member of andobros

Lando is on drugs

>>58056588
girl_dm

the fart thing is oddly relatable...

>>58056662
and who the fuck is girldm?

>i'm somebodys bitch
yeah mine

>>58056726
luna

>>58056726
A Vtuber on the internet.

white confirmed

so Randon is white

male bonding handcam when

RANDON IS WHITE!?!?

>>58051812
>>57965898 (me)
>his image is very pure but he's a sicko and he's actually evil.
OUGGHHHHHGSHDHDHDHFHHSFJJAHDJAIDJAICKAIFKAJFNAKFIAUFWBJIAHFSJFIAJJRJAIFJAJFNANDNAJFIAJFJAIANNDANKCIANCIAKEAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUOHHHHHHH

>there is a pic of randon somewhere on tumblr

>>58056791
I, FOR ONE, AM SHOCKED

>Randon looks like this

>>58056865
ToT

So the Floridian man meme really was real.

>the other collab partner is saruei

Who did lando just say couldn't make it?

>>58055623
yeah that 3d model tracking was great but every time I've seen her recently it's just been a boring live2d model, did she go back?

>>58056996
no idea who that is but she looks sexy

>>58057000
idk he was mumbling. someone with star in their name or something

>>58056996
Oh the frog.

>Lando's balloon phobia
I almost forgot about that

>K Mart
Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.

>depends on how much you pay me I could be inflated

>inflation mention
>4milks in chat
im scared

INFLATING ORB FOR MONEY
UUUUUHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>58056802
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO!

i can't believe he's white

DO NOT INFLATE THE ORB

Randons identity is Andrew Dobson I wont take my meds

>>58057258
did... did people actually believe the black rrats? i thought it was a joke..

>>58057258
>>58057305
people think he's mixed

>>58057338
me?

>>58057338
looks like i'd expect

>Andobromance
Reminder that 2 weeks ago Lando said that Randon is the only person besides maybe his mom he's willing to wake up for before noon

>>58057338
Randon is Menendez from RE4

>i should just be a rat

>>58057338
Paint it yellow and its the Gorton's fisherman

>both girl_dm and Lando havent done the tutorial yet
so how bad will this be

>>58057556

>>58057568
ugly fuck

>>58057568
kinda ugly :(

>>58057338
he said it was a picture of him in the middle of 2 other guys no?

This is making me remember the Ollie Apex collab.

>>58057618
ToT

>>58057618
those 2 guys? me

>>58057618
Yeah, but that's the only image on that blog of a guy with a long beard.

i kept telling you fuckers he was a sniff fag

>>58057784
>https://hitnh.tumblr.com/post/266615640/guys-this-is-peacock-its-his-first-time

>>58057305
i thought he could be black but every time i tried picturing him in my head he was white

he's green confirmed

>>58057833
Top comment corroborates his story.

>actual doxxfags itt trying to find him off a throwaway comment when he clearly values his privacy
watch the orc you nosy fucks

>>58057925
I thought the comment was "I think the guy in the middle is actually homeless"

>>58057946
just hide or do "off topic"

>>58057946
>tells people exactly where to find his photo, what the top comment was, what the name of the blog was, what particular feature he had at the time

C'mon. I almost think he wanted us to check.

>>58057833
>>58057925
you guys are retarded

>>58053578
Interesting to see fujos romanticizing this. What does this do for you? Do you conceptualize it as being sexual?

>putting millions of little guys into Lando
ToT

>>58058117
no, they are close friends and that's nice to see...and i just heard the orbeads thing...

this is the strangest episode of Will and Grace ive watched

>Being drugged and raped by Randon Neuring!!!!

>>58058239
god i wish that was fuckin me

Randon but anal beads in Lando, you heard it here folks

>White people happy? They'd better be!
kek

>widepeepohappy

>>58058324
what did he mean by this?

>whitepeoplehappy

>lando knows a difference between a dragon and a wyvern
wtf based

>>58058401
probably jacked off to a lot of monster girl porn

>>58058401
He literally has a video on YouTube explaining the differences between types of polearms. Not a random tangent in a longer video, a whole video just about the differences between spears, pikes, bardiche, glaives, etc.

>>58058401
skyrim discourse did that

>>58058456
they said lando not randon

>>58058456
Lando, not Randon. That is pretty based, though.

Those panic noises are when I break into his house

>>58058614
theyre so cute and fear filled TuT

>>58058614
you're gonna get orc'd

I want Randon to fart on me

>using vantage
>has a little bat sidekick
wdhmbi

>>58058795
>he

>>58058795
what do bats have to do with randon?

>>58058795

his little yelps..i love him

>gave him the jfk

you will never make Randon laugh like Lando does

>>58058999
Watch me

>>58058999
nothing a little tickling can't change

>>58059034
he will give you a pity chuckle and awkwardly move on

>>58058999
I've literally made him laugh like that

>>58059113
ok lando jeez no need to rub it in

>>58059113
Hi, Lando. Please become a vtuber.

>>58058999
Lando will never make Randon laugh like Disco Elysium does

barotrauma now wonder if it'll be better with more than 2 people

>>58059159
Randon will never make Disco Elysium laugh like Lando does

>girl_dm is an actual sailor moon fan and read the manga
hmm i like her now

WE ARE NOW /MEN/!

Does that mean we can get porn of rando having sex with women now?

password is midgets

>>58059543
forbidden!

/MEN/

>>58059415
that's all it took?

>>58059543
>rando
anyways theres already porn of him having sex with girls tourist chaama

>>58059570
p-please, just a crumb of vaginal penetration...
>>58059591
proof?

>>58059624
we are an anal only thread!

>>58059585
yeah im a sailor moon autist and nothing annoys me more than people that claim its their favorite anime yet they only watched 1 episode as a kid and never again. im extremely easy to please

>>58059583
unironically, if any other Tempus members' jump ship

>>58059543
only if it's the artist themselves

>the USS discord kitten

>>58059655
no

I like Girl DM and the dynamic she has in collabs with the boys

=uwu=

>>58059655
nah they can make their own general. fanbases couldnt get along before rather not repeat the same issues again

>>58059734
Is that the one that got attacked by merchant planes in 1967?

>>58059776
She brings an actual-sister vibe, not a dommy older sister or uwu imouto.

So basically they don't get to do anything cool in this game because it has a steep learning curve?

>>58059871
this is the fun, the learn part is the fun.

He said the thing!

>>58059957
fuck i missed it ;_;

MANAGEMENT HATE

>HR manager? lets go kill that person
what does he have against HR? rrats?

>HR MANAGER?! Let's go kill that person...
MANAGER HATE.

/orc/ more like/profesorc/

yippee

oh shit bump limit. is bakeranon around?

>>58060066
/BUSSTGATE/

>>58060132
yea

>>58060233
yo nigga

titan submarine simulator..

>>58060233
can you bake us cookies?

should bakeranon just be randon in a baker hat or should he be just a big baker orc but not randon

>>58060417
weeeeeell it should be a slime since randonites are slimes

>>58060417
i am not randon so i guess the second one

these niggas gay

I MISS RANDON

>>58060717
he's live rn retardchaama

girl_dm cute

seriously where is he getting this money from. serious answers only

>>58060752
yea i know

>>58060843
probably saved enough money.

>>58060843
single, no kids, shit apartment, stable office job adds up for savings and the GME stonks rrat

>>58060843
high paying normie office job before committing ton being a vtuber

>>58060843
If he's lived frugally since getting hired he's probably got some decent money lying around. Considering he's managed to survive being a homeless biker for months it's fair to assume he can get by without spending a ton.

>>58060843
sucking trucker dick

>>58060843
OnlyOrcs

>gets shot
>that feels so good

why are they moaning

>>58060961
That can't give too much money...

>>58060843
kronii

>>58060843
Honestly, most people who don't live paycheck to paycheck try to have to have 6 months worth of bill money saved up incase they lose their job. He's a prepper so he probably adhered to this logic and it payed off.

>>58061198
it can if you are good at sucking

>>58061265
tako was kronii's RM RM

>>58061291
dude did say he and Axel were good at saving money and brought expensive items so he wouldnt have to replace them constantly which helps save money long term.

>>58061370
okay tako

>>58061409
I would bet money he has a Costco membership.

>>58061448
he literally said or implied that in his costco zatsu

>>58061448
dont you need a membership to shop there like any other warehouse store?

>>58061495
I should have bet the money before I said it then.

>>58061530
Yup

>>58061448
dunno why most people dont just pay for memberships to those kind of stores. you literally get more bang for your buck buying groceries in bulk.

>>58060843
An inconspicuous old geezer like him sold a shit load of drugs to all of holoEN and their managers, but eventually he wanted out because there was too much heat. He got fired because he wouldn't supply management with drugs anymore and their withdrawals were getting too strong.

WHO IS THIS CHICK

>>58061670
me

>Randon im gonna die you need to pee in my mouth its the only way
please stop feeding the perverted fucks here Lando

>>58061409
>Axel
>saving money

>>58061694
DRAWANONS purinn PLEASEEEEEE

>>58061694
*pisses on you*

>>58061670
this creature, she's pretty chill

>>58061694

>>58061628
ah hh too many words;;

>>58061603
The way it maths out you have to be shopping for a family of 4 or more for the membership cost to be less than what you save. Unless you're working some kind of unconventional strategy with it or just want to hoard, then whatever.

>>58061603
Unfortunately those kind of bulk stores aren't common everywhere, if you live in a smaller or more rural state, you'll be driving multiple hours to get to one and at that point, it's probably not worth it.

bread doko

so much food for piss sisters lately

>>58061603
the closest one to me is a 40 minute drive one way.

>>58061806
Eh, not really I get my money's worth just stocking up on all the bone-in chicken thighs I need in a month and I'm single.

>>58061834
ToT

>>58061906
Maybe I should reconsider letting my membership lapse then.

>Seattle is the capital of the White House, right?

>>58059655
Only LCC will cunt.

>>58062039
saying you are American without saying you are American

bread
>>58062146
>>58062146
>>58062146

>>58061603
I guess it could work for me if I bought the non-perishables there since I live alone. Like, buy stuff for the next 6 months or some shit.

>>58061906
Anon, you gotta eat better.

>>58061694
no keep doing it
he owes the shriveled Mags

>>58062402
? Chicken is pretty healthy. Full protein, lots of micronutrients, freezes well, it's basically a god tier food.
I get veggies and stuff too.