/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

my wife

Sex with a fembud.

>>57983609
That's it I'm gonna drop her this is unforgivable

Give it up for day 21!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>57983646

Gura is ugly.

>>57984322

I will not eat a morsel of food until Gawr Gura streams again

IT'S OVER

I'm not even really upset anymore cause I came to terms with her operating like this, in waves, by now. But I really don't get why she can't at least give people a little heads up and say something as small as "will be gone for x weeks doing something" so they know what to expect.
It's such a minimal effort thing.

>>57984439
I wish Marine was my oshi instead of this blue whore.

>>57984632
5 more days won't be TOO bad
Hopefully she streams and it's not just a merch tweet...

>>57984735
I doubt any fanbase wants schizos

What's stopping you from becoming a sapling or hooman?

>>57984875
you know exactly what, or at least I hope you do

>>57984875
They're okay but not really what I want, I did however end up watching Fuwamoco a lot and it's been great. Maybe one day they'll get to collab with Gura.

>>57984822
They all want good little brainless cucks, there's no doubt about it.

>>57984875
im effectively a hoobud and have been since moom debuted, but i like gura more

>>57985019
>you have to seethe about what I'm seething over
No, people who don't like the product should go elsewhere

>>57985147
hehe the thumbnail looks like booba

>>57985147
why are her knees...

>>57984875
I am not into "watching"

>>57984724
ive reached chumbud nirvana, i no longer question anything and just accept that this is what it is. whatever happens happens at this point, we cant do shit to change it anyways. its not like we havent told her and its not like she doesnt know. so why bother worrying about it

>>57985225
Obviously, your chuuba never streams kek

>>57984632
I told you is 50% this week or 100% next week and with full power for the rest of the year. Don't worry about it. Chumbies

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>57985227
I'm 98% there myself, yeah. Like a floating piece of wood caught by ebb and flow.

>>57985347
ye

Is gura worth it?

>>57984875
Mumei has been cycling between sporadic streaming arcs and you can probably hear the saplings uuuuuuuing all the way over from timbuktu right now, so if anyone wasn't already one I don't think that's gonna change

I cannot imagine anyone not already invested in her picking her up as a chuuba right now. She's stuck watching her audience slowly drift away.

>>57985485
Not anymore.

>>57985438
I really don't like how ugly half of the drawings of her are in this anime opening

>>57985635
I used to think that but then I realized it's kind of adorably retarded looking. Like Gura.

Goob morning, I love Gura.

>>57984875
saplings are doomposting about fauna been away fro just 5 days already in her coments. Mumei doesn't even play a game because she need to get better score for her exams months ago and still doing it . I will stay with Gura and i live sharky more than them

>>57985378
wow wow wow that's a very indecent fish photo, do you have permission for posting this?

>>57985592
All according to keikaku. The already established audience will keep buying merch for decades to come even if she never streams ever again in the future and she can live how ever the fuck she wants for the rest of her life just with her share from the merch sales. Gura is just a mascot for merch now, she's not a chuuba nor an artist anymore.

>>57985922
that's not even the nsfw version

>>57985635
I think they did a good job capturing just how retardedly cute Gura looks

>>57984632
She streamed three weeks ago

Another day passes with literally fucking nothing, gee Gura sure does love her fans, smile protecting behavior right here.

>>57986328
splash party and shorts exist retardchama

>>57986395
go back dogfucker

>>57984632
Plenty of chumbies offed themselves in silence already since June 2022 and she's aware of it, yet she doesn't change.
What makes you think this will work? I sure hope it could be so simple.

>>57986453
no no, this should've been your reply

>>57986468
this retard doesnt even watch streams..

Heyo how is /ggg/ doing?

>>57986733

>>57984875
But Im a chumpling already?

>>57986733
Looking for a job...

>>57986733
Developing abandonment issues and a general distrust of women.

>>57986733
Suicidal as usual.

>>57986853
Don't loose hope. There is something for you somewhere. $

>>57987083
Just like me fr fr.

We're gonna have Gura tomorrow!

A lot of fembuds today as well

>>57986733
Furthering escalation in self-extremification. 4/5 in terms of mood

On the upside there's a chance I won't miss anything during my 3 week leave for Iceland next month and I won't be hopelessly behind on VODs

>>57986733
Gbk is the only thing left to comfort me in the absence of my lovely sharkwife :^(

>>57987305
Don't miss today's stream on twitch.

>>57986733
I am playing civ6

>>57986733
I cut my face on some chicken wire last night, otherwise i'm doing alright

>>57986733
My life has been exceptionally good lately. All I need is Gura to make it perfect.

>>57986733
I've been busy with work. Waiting to see my wife again.

I managed to stay away for a while, but morbid curiosity brought me back. We really made it to 3 weeks again. Will she beat her record? Will we make it to a whole month of silence? Only one way to find out! To keep waiting, because that's all that can be done...

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>because that's all that can be done...
What a fucking weak state of mind. Your voice can be heard if there is enough of (You)s.

>>57987996
lol

>>57987996
That's already been done. People have thrown a fit and gotten her attention enough to address like 4 fucking separate times now. It doesn't make a difference. She says she's gonna try to do better, does for a little while, then disappears again. It doesn't fucking matter.

>>57987830
>that's all that can be done...
That's not true, for example you can make life harder for a certain someone to get a reaction out of her.

>>57983609
That's a child

>>57987830
It was already kinda clear that she didn't care last time. But at least you could cope that she was angry at chumbies for [enter stupid reason here], but nothing happened this time and she STILL ghosted us.

>>57987996
No it can't. She's not reading comments, or twitter, or anything here. Even complaining to Cover does no good because if they have to force her to stream then it wouldn't be the same. She's been over it time and time again, nothing else we can do or say now has any influence on her streaming habits and you either need to accept that or move on.

lily make the reddit post already....

Chumbies are weak I see. YOutube, reddit, twiiter, anything is good to make your outrage known. Use it I know there is not a lot of people in /ggg/, but I'm sure you can make noise.

I'm fucking ESLing out of my mind but I don't care. I'm drunk and I want Gura.

Fembuds are so hot and sexy.

And then we'll get the whole loop about how "antis are harassing Gura to stream" and that's actually why she's staying away

Really? Still nothing? What day is it now?

>>57988764
21. 3 weeks, baby!

>>57988785

Imagine getting into Hololive, been given an amazing oppurtunity just to shit it away like both myth and whatever group fauna is in

Such a waste

I wonder why Schizos start to shitposting a lot this week ?
>Anniversary is next week
>Gura will start to streaming regularly again after that
Schizos gonna get slayed next week. Damn. Probably gonna say "It doesn't count!!" shitposting again.

Yeah, Gura coming back for a mandatory milestone stream where she acts like nothing is wrong is really going to blow me away. But I'll just be glad hear her voice again, ultimately.

>>57989062
I keep replaying full color but i need to MV. Hope is ready for next week with the coreo

>>57988934
honestly anon, just shut the fuck up. we've done this shit like 4 times already. gura will not stream regularly after that, i have doubts she will stream regularly again for a long time, if ever

>>57986733

>>57989180
>it doesn't count!!!
yep, you already start it

She said there was gonna be more signed merch soon. Are you gonna buy it?

I'm horny for fembuds.

>>57989292
Are you?

>>57988934
You don't see a problem with her only showing up when its time to shill new merch?

>>57988934
>Gura will start to streaming regularly again after that
(You)

Next week:
>Anniversary stream
>Nintendo direct (Fantasy life release date) stream.
>Myth Anniversary collab stream.
>Minecraft stream
>Parasocial stream
>3D Live concert stream

>>57989292
no
I barely even want to look at my plushy and nendo right now

>>57989292
Most likely, yeah.

>>57989372
>>57989413
>IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!!!
Like a clockwork

>>57989292
Yeah.

>>57989292
I will buy as much as I can

>>57989421
Yeah the projects am I right.

>>57989062
Same, but I'm not giving in and buying any merch this time. No matter how many love songs she sings me or I'm soooo sooowwwy!~'s she throws at me. Never again.

>>57989469
This doesn't even make any sense as a reply. The absolute state of "patientbuds".

>>57989327
I dont know. I bought both the other signatures but it's starting to just feel like sunk-cost now

>>57988934
>>Gura will start to streaming regularly again after that

>>57989469
I want the hoodie or crocks

>>57989469
That doesn't even apply to my post you threadshitter. You're just making shit up with no evidence again.

>>57989507
keep seething schizo

>>57989555
>>57989521
>I WANT TO SHITPOST ON GURA THREAD SO YOU CANNOT STOP ME
Schizo hours...I see

>>57989292
Fuck yeah, luv me shork, give me more merch so I can throw money at you, my Queen.

>>57989671
This but unironically.

yeah... 16h is not a good time to be on /ggg/. Later.

>>57983258
How new are you? I've been here years. No matter what the fans said it would never be allowed. Tard

>>57989292
Never again.

>>57989521
I wish that can was my penis.

my illya and chloe figures shipped
wonder if gura bought them too

>>57984875
Go shill your dumb whores somewhere else. No one here is switching to them. They are both boring and don't have gura's voice, cuteness or wit. I've tried watching them, I got bored

>>57989650
You are mentally challenged Darkmaze, fucking constant spam in guras YT commends and now you are spamming endless post with the same sentiments over and over again, fucck off

The reality is that if consistency or regularity are something that is important to you, even a little important, you are fundamentally different from Gura and she is not someone you should be a fan of. Whether that seems unreasonable to you doesn’t matter because it is the immutable fact of the matter and isn’t going to change based on anyone else’s opinions or actions.

>(cross-youing)

>>57988934
Yesmen are so fucking retarded

I'm gonna assume this ESL retard is baiting for (You)s and an argument

>>57989815
Ok Gura. Stream today?

>>57989780
can i see pictures?

>>57989873
He's just baiting, gotta get those (You)s in a dead general somehow.

>>57989815
Retrofit "you know whos" sex dungion into a streaming dungion instead and force her to stream 20 hours a week to get food and water...so yes, someones action can change her streaming schedule

>>57989879
https://goodsmileshop.com/en/CATEGORY-ROOT/Scale-Figure/Illyasviel-von-Einzbern--Bikini-ver-/p/KAD_WD_00166
https://goodsmileshop.com/en/CATEGORY-ROOT/Scale-Figure/Chloe-von-Einzbern--Bikini-ver-/p/KAD_WD_00167

>>57989815
I'd agree if she had always been like this but her first couple of years were the complete opposite. No one would complain (excluding schizos obv) if she just straight up said "hey I'm burnt out I won't be streaming as much as before" instead of quietly doing less and less.

>>57989581
How ironic

>>57989812
keep seething schizo

>>57989962
I live alone and even then I can't bring myself to buy figures that "risky"

>>57989962
I think Gura would buy those, but I'm not sure if she likes Fateshit.

>>57989292
Yes but I will say no so I can have less competitors for the signed merch.

>>57989921
>>57989873
so schizo and antis are good here??? . FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ALREADY

>>57990059
I live with my parents and simply do not give a singular fuck about what they think

gura has a fat ass, the voices in my head told me so.

>>57990059
Are you gay or australian?

>>57990033
She wouldn't lie like that, she doesn't stream because she just doesn't care, she doesn't care about her lonely middle aged lolicon audience or about all the money they threw at her, she doesn't care about the ones that offed themselves after she tried to be funny with the proxy in June 2022 just to "trigger the schizos" nor does she care about the ones who get up every day to work a shit job just so they could akasupa in her next stream whose date will always be unknown. She just don't care.

>>57990148
Gura does want a fat ass, which is as close to having one as she will ever get

>>57990148
Chest? Flat.
Ass? Flat.
Tail? FAT

>>57990162
None, I bought 2 dakis.

>>57990170
SCHIZO HOURS GENTLEMEN

>>57990170
Are you retarded? That's like the definition of being burnt out.

>>57990108
>so schizo and antis are good here
No, which is why you should fuck off and stop posting already schizo faggot

>SHIT ON GURA AND SHITPOSTING ARE WELCOME HERE.
> SOURCE: SCHIZO AND ANTIS

>>57990183
FAT TAIL

>>57990265
KYS SCHIZO. Gura will comeback and you gonna get slayed into the oblivion

>>57990301
ogey

>>57990148
She got no fuckin ass

>>57990246
>>57990301
Most emotionally stable chumbud

>>57990246
What part of that is "schizo" for you? enlighten me.
>>57990260
Not really, you can still care when you are burnt out and you can still tell your fans that you won't stream for a while. She does neither, she doesn't communicate because she doesn't care AT ALL in any shape or form.

>>57989815
Not true, she used to be way more consistent. Worst we'd get was one dropped stream a week.

>>57990183
I love Gura and her FAT tail!

>posting on cooldown
interesting

>>57990379
>she doesn't communicate
And you call me a schizo.. YOU ARE A FUCKING DOOMPOSTER

>>57990452
did you take your medications today chumbie?

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>57990379
I have the same kind of autism as Gura and I can tell you there isn't much between being fully invested in something and forgetting it exists.

>>57990352
>KYS SCHIZO
Yea you really should already

>>57990480
What? quoted the wrong reply? I am indeed a doomposter but I'm not the one who called you schizo.

>>57990559
KYS DOOMPOSTER

bloop-kun...

>>57990567
Doomposters are almost in the same category as schizos and antis: JUST FUCKING KYS ALREADY

>>57990680
So do falseflaggers, follow your own advice.

>>57990657

>>57990033
>>57990385
I think it’s pretty obvious you’re going to see that from almost anyone debuting into hololive. What happens in the first 12 months out of a sense of sheer excitement and obligation isn’t really reflective of anyone’s actual habits or preferences removed from the extraordinary aspects of that situation, which naturally and necessarily fade over time.

>>57990736
KYS doomposter, go a to doomposting on Fauna comments. Something like you shitters were doing it since 5 days already.

>>57990879
LEARN ENGLISH FOR FUCK SAKE

Shimapan

>>57990974
Gura could have had shimapan in her swimsuit, but she chose stinky dumb shorts.

>>57990931
KYS DOOMPOSTER

seething at gura is not, and will never be, acceptable, and will always be looked at as antiposting
sorry but I don't make the rules

garlic bread

Can admin ban Darkmaze, just look at which IP has made the most post in this thread and ban his ass, so tiresome....he is the one that constantly spams "KYS SCHIZO" and similar things like that, he did the same on YT, waste of oxygen subhuman

>>57990033
>>57990170
>>57990819
>>57991118
>I LIKE TO REPLY TO MYSELF
>SOURCE: DOOMPOSTERCHAMA FROM GURA THREADS
Using different phones won't work to say it "isn't not true"

>tfw got fooled for almost 3 years into thinking that maybe a 3D girl could actually compete with 2D
lol silly me
Thank you for reminding me of the truth Gura!

>>57991171

Texas Chainsaw into Baldur's Gate 3 must've kept her real busy, huh. Or perhaps it's depression that's been keeping her away again?

why does every single pre-recorded 3d thing have this same shitty lighting/filter/whatever on it

Gura stream in 4 days. Chumbies we can do it. Wait for her and she will kiss you.

Notice how Guba hasn't talked about her flat chest in over 18 months now, she obviously did a boob job and is now unhappy due to her feeling it was a mistake, thats why she is derpressed, she isn't the loli she used to be

>>57991703
kanauru

I told my gf about Gura and now she's being really weird about it
Kind of ruined my day tbqh

>>57991703
>shitty
it looks good

>>57991765
Will him do her MV for her anniversary stream like she/he did in her BD or there will be a 3DLive annoucement?. I'm not talking about Full Color.

>>57991707
We get kisses?

>>57991837
sussy filename

>>57990819
She was good for more than 12 months, closer to a year and a half, and even when she started to regress, it was still way more content than she produces now.

Why watch Gura when chaturbate exist? I am currently watching gwnvra and pretending it is Gura streaming on alternative websites

>>57991837
dump her, you don't need that other oshi. you just need goomba.

>>57991925
doomposterchama...

>>57991927
every time I look at a chaturbate stream becaue someone mentioned it they're never doing anything interesting. do you have to pay for the good stuff, it's boring as shit

>>57991726
This was 12 months ago though

>>57992113
This specific one just did a buttplug show, it was pretty nice, but yeah, 80% the streams people are just sitting around doing nothing

It is what it is

>>57991305
She awakened my need for a wife, and then she abandoned me. So that's cool I guess.

>>57992319
Gura giving the real GF experience by leaving your stinky ass

umisea hat arrived
it feels slightly above average as compared to the other hats i've worn

>>57992392
how many hats do you own

>>57991925
The timescale that change happens over wasn’t really my point, of course it can be a very gradual thing as well. When she was really truly streaming a lot every week was only until summer 2021 so I said first 12 months, but yes it was still gradual change after that too.

>>57992429
NTA but I own about 16 hats.

>>57991837
>has a gf
>is /here/

>>57992429
idk like 4 or 5

>>57992454
Is are am you bald?

>>57992345
>Give a woman all your love and support
>She abandons you anyway for seemingly no reason
Yeah, women are a mistake.

>>57992565
No I have shitloads of hair.

I will always support my wife.

>>57989962
>both out of stock
Fucking hell m8, it's rough being special interests.

>>57992795
If only she did the same for you..

>>57992799
I think amiami still has stock

its just too damn hot chumbies
maybe when it cools down :3

>>57992830
dotdotdot....

>>57992948
i want to be downwind of Gura's fan

Darkmaze, females hate whiteknights. Gura ain't gonna talk to you or fuck you.

>>57993068
Stay in the YT comments, faggot, he's obviously an attention whore and he supports neither side.

>>57990974
Belly a little too fat. You toddler body lovers are gross

>>57993116
No, he's a schizo yesman, faggot.

>>57993198
He pretends to be one because it gets him more attention, I know that yesmen can be psychotic but he takes it way too far.

>>57993068
>incel trying to act like the authority on women

So I was listening to some of my favourite Gura karaoke playlists, and I was curious if someone else had sung a female cover of the surprisingly many male original songs because I am always amazed anew at how she translates it so well and surprisingly, or maybe not, C. Grimmie and Gura share a lot, and I mean ALOT of the same covers.
Is it just because theyre both young millenials/old gen z, or did Gura maybe look up to her and took some of the songs as study material? Anyway, I'm happy Gura is as cautious as she has been. It's kind of sad though, It makes me wonder if Gura is always playing with the thought of ending her career at a high point, before something bad happens. Must be lots of stress on her. I can definitely see why she would want to slow her success down, though I cannot say it helps with reducing schizo numbers...

I can't stop gooming to fembuds.

>>57993283
but enough about yourself

>>57993578
I haven't said anything about women you dumb faggot, you're the one trying to preach about whiteknights and what women like/dislike

>>57993357
dont worry about it, its just grudge or concern posting

>>57990301
>shit
>source: my ass

>>57992317
But it's nothing!

>>57992993
.............................................

>>57993306
List all the covers they share with links, schizo.

>>57993306
The problem with that logic is the high point was over a year ago and she missed her chance to end it there. And the longer she goes the further her content declines, less streams, less creative streams, less engagement, the only thing we get more of is a handful of 3d live appearances, and for most fans those are worth a lot less than just being around, it feels like she's currently at the lowest point of all time in her career since she doesn't even claim health issues to explain this absence, if she graduated today most people would say it's been a long time coming with how she's been acting.

>>57993306
>ending her career at a high point, before something bad happens
I think we are a bit past that by now

>>57993662
>I haven't said anything about women
Good. Keep it that way, whiteknight virgin.

You aren't entitled to Gura treating you as human beings

https://youtu.be/7utRRRP7RyU
hey can one of you remind me the name of this song please sirs

>>57993847
Feels like at this point most of EN will disappear 3 days to two weeks at a time without much of a word. I think Cover forcing these huge concerts every couple of months and EN having to fly to Japan so much and getting sick off the crowds is taking their tolls.

>>57994188
Darude - Sandstorm

>>57993961
except I'm pretty sure d******* said he has a partner so it's especially funny seeing sir incel preaching at him

>>57994188
She's singing about the band Toto

my mind keeps drifting back to how things were before she went poof again
as much as james got you guys seething for some fucking reason it was hardly the first supa, there were misc ones over the weeks, I remember one that basically said having her here spending time with us was the best, rather than 3d live appearances and silence, she said aw how sweet to it or something
and now here we are, three weeks and counting

>>57994565
I swear it feels like she just says things she thinks we want her to say, but she herself doesn't really care. Because this isn't the behavior of someone who does care.

Do any of you think there is females out there with the personality of the Gura fiction character? All women i have met are boring as rocks, no persionality at all, no humor, nothing

Gura is the best female, she is like a dude, but a girl! A shame she is fictional

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111535546

>>57993847
>>57993944
I was thinking she already soft graduated a while ago actually, only showing glimpses of herself or being at big events, as it still pays well.

She basically achieved all her goals and every goal she has set since then are only to keep up appearances. Everybody can see that she isn't trying to reach 5M this year. I dont remember if it was a tweet, or just a pinned message on a stream, but I think her "i dont know what my new normal is gonna be" message, was the first hint of a soft graduation, though she might've made the decision before that already.

And clearly, this is her new normal. Can't say she didnt tell us.

>>57994823
>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111535546
Why do they always draw Guras butthole so it looks like she has an inflamed hemmoroid semi prolapsed asshole?

This is me but instead of video games its Gura

>>57994823
Do girls really do this?

>>57994823
garbage

>>57994667
seems the sort of thing one might ask her about, but, well
not really sure it matters anymore, when you can't trust the answer to begin with

>>57984632
rest in peace kek

>>57994823
goomed

I need a fembud in my life.

>>57995470
What if your fembud turned out to be a weakbud and told you she thinks Gura doesn't do enough?

>>57995517
NTA, but we could bond over our common opinion. And then I could make her dress up like Gura while I dress up as futa Gura and we could bang.

>>57995983
oh nyo did my wittwe angew do pee pee on the bed again~~~

>>57993838
well, its not the most impressive list, but im also not saying that she's copying her cover list, just taking inspiration or studying some of them. there is no question she is taking classes herself and dedicates a lot of time to learn these songs regardless

Titanium - guetta
Stay - Rihanna
heart will go on - celine dyon
someone like you -adele
rolling in the deep -adele
price tag- jessie j

male vocals to female vocals
Counting Stars - onerep
I wont give up- mraz
Demons - Imagine deez
Fireflies- owl city
somebody that i used to know- gotye
it will rain- b. mars
stereo hearts - gym class
break your heart -taio
fuck you - ceelo

all of these a millenial classics so its not surprising after all maybe

She's gone for good this time.

>>57996274
>there is no question she is taking classes herself
lol, schizo

>>57996321
You wish

>>57996326
thanks, I try my hardest to be.

Is gura dead?

>>57996916
Hopefully

The anniversary is a big event just to announce her retirement.

>>57996916
gura is kill

Hey guys remember me? Don't forget to buy the new merch! Anyways see you again in a month.

>>57996972
Absolutely dear sister, this time for 100% sure!

>>57996344

>>57997077
So this is the new shitposting angle, huh? Dealing with health issues that prevent her from streaming doesn't mean she can't come up with ideas for new merch which Cover basically require her to.

>>57997283
You can call it a "shitposting angle" if you want darkmaze but it doesn't stop it from being the truth.

>>57997392
Rent free

Darkmaze = "you know who", i am 100% sure, no one defends this midget to this insane degree

>>57997407

>>57997508
Don't you see the irony of posting that image as a weakbud?

>>57983609
please just please retire end my suffering and my misery if you are gonna stop streaming just fucking say something holy fuck this is literal ghosting

>>57997283
her fingers must be broken or she's in coma..

>>57997283
Dealing with "health issues" somehow does stop her from sending tweets/member posting, and won't stop her from doing a merch shilling stream, interesting angle.

>>57983609
I'm highly convinced gura is actually dead from getting impregnated by me and they replaced her with an ai. It's unironically over bros....

Gura is not your friend!
SHE IS NOT ENTITLED TO GIVE YOU STREAMS CHUMBUDS

>>57997549
nah

>>57997627
Yes, any real chumbud knows how anxious she gets when she has to post something on Twitter or for her members, she has talked about it multiple times. As for important occasion streams, it's obvious; they are Cover-mandated.

Based gura still ghosting her schizo fans

Gura not streaming because she knows that a majority of her viewers come from this shithole
tl;dr
SHE FUCKING HATES US IT'S OVER

day 21! give it up for day 21!

Why do you still support gura she doesn't even like streaming anymore it's honestly a good thing for her to just retire I bet she's only gonna stream to shill merch since now she's a mascot and not a streamer.
GRIM

>>57996972
>retirement
you sure said that shit many times but she isn't

kys

>>57997855
LET'S GOOOOO!!!!!

>>57998124
>Last stream: 3 weeks ago

Sometimes I wonder if Gura does this just to show how much power she holds, that she can just do nothing for a few weeks and people will lose their minds over it. The same people will come right back to her every time she "returns", she knows it and likely gets off on the thrill of doing it now.

>>57998095
There are no downsides for her in this arrangement. She doesn't have to do anything and is still raking in the cash regardless. She clearly doesn't care about us or feels guilty about any of this, so no skin off her back.

>>57998149
>3 weeks
>schizos saying she's retiring but isn't, it's the same wheb schizos said she's retiring after connect the world but nothing happens

kys

>>57997283
>Dealing with health issues that prevent her from streaming
Lmao. Is it time to make shit up and present it as fact without any proof?

>>57998259
Stop coping it's gonna happen chumfaggot

>>57998259
Antis will be antis

>>57998301
How new?

FINALLY THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST YAB OF HOLOLIVE
SOON NIJISANJI CHADS WILL CHEER OVER THE FACT THAT THE CHUMBUDS LOST.
YOU WILL FUCKING LOSE AND YOUR OSHI RETIRE AND EVERYONE WILL LAUGH AT YOUR PATHETIC FUCKING SHARK

just because her slitty compresses hard around your cock doesn't mean you have a big chumdick

At least he's not falseflagging anymo- Oh..

Chumbuds I propose a solution
It's time to migrate to Nijisanji. Here at Nijisanji we take good care of our viewers unlike GURA. GURA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT US

Chumbudbros... it's time to migrate to nijisanji EN it's over

>>57998132
she did 23 days in june

>>57998377
Njinigger, why tazumi is incompetent? Why many graduations in the last couple of months?

>>57998161
Nah its worse, she just doesn't care. She doesn't think about us at all. Just like you don't think about 99% of the people you walk past on the street.

>SERIOUS HEALTH ISSUES
>DOESN'T RETIRE
CAN YOU FUCKING CHUMBUD FAGGOTS EXPLAIN TO ME WHY SHE SHOULDN'T RETIRE?
>>57998560
IT'S THE VIEWERS FAULT THEY FRAMED THEIR GRADUATIONS

/ggg/ is my favorite place to shitpost. I hate chumbuds. I hate gura I hate everything about vtubers but mostly holoniggers. Hololive EN IS THE WORST BRANCH OF ALL VTUBING. AND GUESS WHAT THE WORST VTUBER HAPPENS TO BE GURA.
GRIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

stop replying to yourselves attention whores

>>57998704
I will always
schizo post in /ggg/
I will
always
schizo post in /ggg/
all day
everyday
all day
everyday

Is this where you go to another general and say that /ggg/ is having a meltdown?

>>57998569
>Just like you don't think about 99% of the people you walk past on the street
I actually do think about a lot of those people, when a woman walks by and she's caked up you bet I'm gonna be strokin' my schlong over the toilet later, thinking about clapping those cheeks

>>57998608
>Zaion issue
>Mysta graduation
>Nina kosaka graduation
>Yugo issue
>Nijisanji a black company

Explain this, Nijinigger

>>57998777
I'm a fuwamoco fan so I just shitpost here to show that we are superior to gura.

>>57998786
That's pathetic coomer behavior

>>57998786
Well that's why I said 99%, and fap material isn't what I meant by that.

>>57998786
I remember when I was still interested in 3D and did that. Glad I grew out of it.

>>57998829
yeah, it probably is, but I do my job, pay my taxes and shit. might as well whack off the au naturale way once a night and be done with it rather than being overly horny and aggressive all the time. I know I'm a well-paid code monkey chimp with no relationship prospects anyway

>>57997769
>knows how anxious she gets when she has to post something on Twitter or for her members
Thought anons here Saud that members makes her less nervous. Nice to see that was a lie.
>As for important occasion streams, it's obvious; they are Cover-mandated.
Cover should mandate streaming regularly to be honest. (And if they can't then it should be made explicitly clear why)

>>57998826
What did gura do to you?

>>57999352
Members hasn't made her less nervous since gifted memberships started.

Gura thanked her gifters and snubbed her members.

>>57999385
she mentioned them and their pledge directly, and the ruffians on here are unfortunately a little closer to the modern /hlg/ flavor of fan than anyone likes

>>57999468
Except the ghosting was happening before gifted members were even a thing.

>>57998815
Nijichads will always be better than you holofaggots here's why. They deserved those graduations
>zaion: a literal pedophile
>mysta: don't care lmao
>nina kosaka: not my problem
>yugo: based
>black company - proof?
I won the argument holofag your company will crumble to fucking pieces like how coco crumbled to pieces THE CCP WILL RULE HOLOLIVE CHINA WILL DESTROY HOLOLIVE

>>57999533
based ruffians acting superior for liking what's basically teletubbies with tits
shine on, you crazy retards

>OPEN THREAD
>HOLONIGGER THREAD SHITTING THE CATALOG
>VOMITS HARD
>CLOSE THREAD
FUCK OFF FROM THE NIJISANJI BOARD I HATE YOU FAGGOTS I HATE YOU HOLONIGGERS PLEASE COMMIT SUICIDE
PLEASE JUST END YOUR LIFE I HATE CHUMBUDS WITH ALL MY PASSIONNNNNNN

Weird flavor of schizo today.

>>57999522
Remember when people used to say that gifting wasn't a problem because no one gifts anyways?

>>57999631
A real Gura fan would never insult the idea of teletubbies with tits. That's practically Gura's ideal show.

PLEASE JUST REMOVE /GGG/ FROM THE NIJISANJI BOARD
I WISH I CAN FILTER THIS SHITTY THREAD YOU FUCKING HOLONIGGERS RUIN MY FUCKING DAY YOU IRRITATE ME SO HARD PLEASE JUST END IT WILL YOU?

>>57999352
/ggg/ isn't a single consciousness.
Strangely enough, streams seem to make her less anxious than the idea of having to write something, or at least they used to. Now she probably fears getting too many personal questions about her health issues which she already said she will never be comfortable telling us about.

>>57999682
I will never understand long time members, even chat regulars that send gifts.. It's as if they never paid attention to what Gura says.

She's been pretty clear that she's a fart shark.

>>57999910

>>57999845
When is the last time Gura spoke out against gifting? She's either ignoring it or thanking them and it's been that way for a long time. You can't really blame people for sending gifts when she's acting like that.

>>58000007
She had them disabled for the longest time before Cover forced her to enable them...

>>58000051
That was a long time ago.

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

>>58000007
it's been quite a while, but everyone in general seems to have turned around on it, I remember Mumei saying everyone was wary of it but eventually decided it wasn't that bad
likely company policy, it's basically turning down free money and they aren't gonna do that, particularly in Gura's case where someone will gift a few hundred into the void over a few streams every time she comes back

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>58000139
>>58000193
Fuck off anti.

>get gifted Gura membership
>she doesn't do a single member stream before it expires
Pretty based ngl

>>58000051
Did she say Cover forced her to enable them?

>>58000492
Are you retarded?

>>58000650
Are you? Answer the question.

i miss her

>>58000650
>>58000790 (Not me)
But yeah, answer the question, unless this is just another one of your retarded head canons, if Cover forced her to turn them on then why would she go out of her way to thank them instead of ignoring them?

gura wants uppies

would you still like Gura if she were half her height? I think I'd enjoy her more

>>58001002
When you lift them up, feeling the warmth of their armpits and their tiny arms and hands wrapping around your nape and back as they hold you tightly...

>>57990974
small pudgy tummy erotic uooh

>>57999827
>Health issues
God damn this is really the new cope here huh

Thinking of goob

>>58002338
that was always the number one cope wdym?

I'll wait for goobie as long as it takes, I have no doubt that she is eager to come back to how it once used to be. Luv me shork.
>>58002338
>>58002743
>Gura's health issues
>cope
Literal fucking idiots

>>58002915
Yes, the "health issues" or "busyness" that somehow don't prevent her from doing mandated streams or collabs on other people's channels. How could I forget.

>>58003352
i want continue...

They sure love the word "cope".
But isn't life just one long cope, maaan.