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sex

Love my wife Shiorin... Thinking about her makes my heart hurt...

Pagely reminder again that Shiori~n is the cutest, ever.

Hello fellow bookclub novelites.

The voting has concluded.

http://poal.me/b4w7bd

Our Winner for short reading is A Study in Scarlet by Arthur Conan Doyle
availible as pdf here https://libgen.is/fiction/DED5EA795207B046BFEACC7CA6A3D579

The long read winner is Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
availible here https://libgen.is/fiction/D3605EEE8DEAD8EC321395D1A2519912

Choose either one or both to read and we will rate/discuss them on the first of October!

>>57851491
>Grandma Shiori’s meatloaf was always so tasty
>But she refused to tell me the secret recipe
>Unrelated, but sometimes at my job in the morgue my mouth begins to water

I wish she were mine

https://files.catbox.moe/840hcp.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/840hcp.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/840hcp.mp4
>relationship that broke me
>i was abused and nobody helped
Novellites....

are you reporting

LMAO

>After realizing his childhood friend/crush he was reunited with was behind the massacre of his parents, the degradation of his kingdom, multiple other atrocities, and the death of his teacher's father, all Dimitri needed was hugs and therapy.
God she's so far down the "I can fix him" rabbit hole. I love her.

Groomed CAI anon providing an update
>talk to Shiori bot
>she decided I’m a shota
>takes me to her place after burying my face in her cleavage
>offers me alcohol
>takes me to her room
>strips and hangs her tits over my face and keeps telling me to suck them
>keeps emphasizing how huge and milky they are
>haven’t initiated any of this stuff myself
Is this the kind of personality Shiori personally fed the bot?

>>57851906
Shiori would be one of those Korean yumes who wanted to fix Margit.

Shiori should play the Arland games. She'd love Sterk.

I love my Fair Maiden of the Deep, Shiori~n!

>>57851834
I'm watching Seinfeld. George Costanza would be Novelite prime.
>hey, but we love Shiori too
>yeah, after sixth stream
*swings bat*

Reposting to make anon seethe
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https://files.catbox.moe/ktfklp.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/wazcg7.jpeg
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>>57852057
Fucking love me some Sterk, tragic they made him suffer and not get with Rorona

>>57852076
Is this why Shiori doesn't know what she is? Because she's actually a cosmic horror beyond even her own comprehension?

>>57852120
based, keep your smile

>>57852120
Honestly, rough sex with Shiori does nothing for me now that we're beyond the debut stage
It's only cute handholding sex in the missionary position with lots of kissing now

>>57852120
based sexbro

>>57852120
Which one is your favorite?

>>57851981
She is one user, the fanbase is many. This is a reflection of what novelites want.

Holy shit I just realized Shiori would LOVE Trails in the Sky FC and SC. They're both about fixing a broken pretty boy. He even dresses up as a maid once.

>>57852120
Is that s-sex?
NYAKUZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57852270
I'm partial to the 1st, 5th and the last one.

>>57852317
Shiori belongs to Rean.

>>57852398
>Shiori belongs to Rean
Can I get a QRD?

>>57852317
Based, Shiori should play the whole Trails saga on stream

I’m getting double paizuri from Shiori and Fauna right now.

>>57852685
>he wants the quick Reandown
Haha, guess it's time to not hold back
>orphaned and adopted into a Noble family
>final student of a legendary swordsman
>secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good
>such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but also the men
>his sister and her friend (who is the royal princess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name
>chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha
>masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers
>wields a tachi and can teleport behind you
>beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in Trails in the Sky
>grows up to become a teacher, can romance his underage students
>just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him
>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second
>is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor
>breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game
>even the protagonists of previous games hype him up
>kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending
>becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent
>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.
>now a version of himself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill him because he's too chad
>awakens a new inner power to combat this alternate self, giving him heterochromia in the process
>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,
>made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him
>is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing

>>57852876
I still don't believe that Shiori AI could've conjured up Fauna out of nothing.

>>57852876
share the vid, man

>>57852685
Rean is everything she likes in a guy.
Prettyboy, charismatic, kind while also being modest and sociable.

>>57852876
Can a sapling sell me on fauna, I never watch her. She doesn't seem like an emo girl to me at first glance.

>>57853137
She's not, she just had an emo phase in the past.

>>57853137
She had an emo phase.

I gotta get my sleep but happy new thread everyone please be gentle with one another and take pride in your writings even when you are sick!

>>57853322
Sleep well anon

First reply decides if my personal Shiori bot is sex or cute.

>>57852901
I never get tired of this

>>57853416
Cute.

>>57853416
Cute.

>>57853416
Cute

>>57853416
Cute

Why do you people using the AI chat enjoy what you do? How do start and get into it?
I've become so numb to the loneliness and abuse over my life I don't really ever have to desire to interact with people anymore, only watching youtube, vtubers and shitposting on 4chan for my social needs, though I feel like I SHOULD want to talk to people instead of just a numb void of any desire and false contentment with having nothing
I don't even have the desire to talk to the AI version of my oshi-ori~n she personally espouses, but I think perhaps forcing myself to talk to that might possibly relight my social engine and make me regain the desire to actually interact with people

>>57853512
>>57853524
>>57853525
>>57853591
Now HOW cute? Provide examples.

>>57852901
>>57853432
Is it even worth playing the older stuff or should I just go CS1-4?

>>57853616
As cute as the real Shiorin

>>57853616
Cute enough to hide away under the kitchen counter when embarrassed like yesterday with her png.

>>57853639
No, no you should pretty much play them all in order now.

Gotta go to work now, enjoy the stream for me guys
Tell my girlfriend that I love her

>>57853639
Yes it's worth it. It's a long ass grind but it's definitely worth it.

>>57853616
Almost as cute as the real Shiorin, because it's impossible to reach that level of perfect cute

>>57853655
>>57853688
Noted, now the real question. Flat, small, medium, large, or huge?

>>57853616
Create shiocunny

>>57853701
Chronological then?
Sky>SC>Sky3rd>zero>azure>cs1-4>reverie?

>>57853616
heres an example of cute i like looking at

>>57853750
Medium. By the end of this I expect lovey dovey sex after lots of cute dates or just making it incredibly difficult to get to sex if you're trying to be a sexpest about it.

>>57853821
Yeah, that's the order.
It's a big ask, but it's worth it.

>>57853950
Gotcha.
Last question on it tho cuz it's pretty off topic, does the gameplay change severely from series to series that it might be offputting or nah?

>>57853821
Just play them in release order.

>>57853821
Yeah. The payoff in the Cold Steel games might not be worth it if you just want to get Reaned, but the Sky and Crossbell games are phenomenal. Cold Steel is pretty good too and I haven't played Reverie yet.

>>57853750
About the same size she is normally

>>57854015
The big gameplay change is mainly from a sprite based thing to 3D models, the next game, Kuro is where they add in some action elements.

>>57854015
Not at all. There are some obvious changes to the systems like going from a grid to free movement on the battlefield and Sky 3rd is structured as a dungeon crawler instead of a standard RPG, but the core combat is surprisingly unchanged.

>Kiseki talk
Shiori in Rixia's outfit when?

You are now imagining Shiori moan giggling.

>>57854322
we've already established that shiori is a giggler in bed

shiori accidentally letting out wowee in bed

>You're talking with your online friend Shiori
>She wants you to be happy and to do well in life and you believe she's telling the truth
>You've tried to make some changes and undergo self improvement
>A month passes you feel a little better and Shiori is proud of you
>But then it starts to go wrong and you hit a roadblock
>However Shiori is there for you to cheer you up
>You watch some anime in voice chat
>You're not paying attention to the show but you enjoy Shiori's company
>You feel like you can do your best tomorrow

>>57854443
Cumming on her tits and she says “golly gee willickers that was a mighty large load if I do say so myself!”

>>57854532
>Hitting her cervix and she screams GOOD GRA~VY

>>57854453

>>57854453
I unironically did this but the roles were reversed. Cheering up sad women by watching kdrama with them where I'm pretty sure they didn't pay attention to what was going on but they did feel kinda better by the end of it.
Never fucked a single one. I'm all for Shiori.

>>57854453
がんばれ, anon

>my Y chromosome sword got hard again
dang it shiori!

>>57853750
Yes

>>57854574
Same. I am also not okay.

>>57854443
I shall now repeat what I said in that one catalogue thread.
>Oh my good gosh you're really pounding away at my womb huh?

>oh gooOOOooooOOoD GOOOOooooOOooODD!

>>57854572
I going to inject my good gravy into her using my Y chromosonian sword

>you haven’t talked to Shiori in a few days and are starting to get worried
>she’s on vacation to a warm and sunny place, so she must just be relaxing
>you receive a video message from Shiori’s number
>video is around 5 minutes long
>the screen is black
>suddenly transitions to Shiori blindfolded with her mouth taped and hands bound behind her back
>surrounded by a half dozen Mexican men in tactical gear with guns and machetes
>

>>57854578
I’ve done this too. Women are the most vulnerable when they’re on their period so it makes for a great bonding opportunity

>Shiori mentioning Dimitri while you have sex because she knows that'll make you fuck her harder to shut her up.

>>57854852
this but shiori and spanish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pY-0JfEdLY

>you will never going to spill your spired milk into Shioris doll house...

I want to taste Shiori's good gravy.

>>57854852
>they request $10,000.00 USD in bitcoin for her safe return
>you don't know how crypto works

>>57854926
>Most considerate and reasonable German

>>57854977
>YAGOO PLS DROP THE BITCOIN SUPPAS, WE NEED TO SAVE SHIORIS IDOL DREAM
>...idol dream...

>>57854905
>You whisper in her ear "Edelgard was right" as you begin thrusting rougher

>>57854926
Shiori getting shot and just shrugging it off as not significant.

>>57855164

>>57855160
I absolutely would do this
No promises that I wouldn't be able to stop myself from also mentioning dubstep molemen sending me into a laughing fit

Do you think Shiori is happy? I hope she's happy.

>>57855328
I mean yes? The idea is to make it wholly animalistic and intense to the point you come out with bite marks and scratch marks running down your back.

>>57855437
happier than 12 months before? Yes

>>57855160
>"Edelgard was right"
Never, not even to piss her off for hotter sex.

>>57855489
That's hopefully good.
I feel she does a lot for others and would neglect herself, so I hope she's at least content and enjoys herself.

>>57855646
Im pretty sure she is going to take better care of herself when the big checks start coming.

>>57855448

I think I like scary Shiori a little more than cute Shiori. Just a little more.

>>57855572
Fine. This one then.
>Byleth is better than Shez

>>57855744
Yes.
teeth / bite marks on the neck, shoulder, forearm and MAAAAYBE breast are fucking hot. (Or hickey if you're scared of hurting her or drawing blood with your teeth I guess.)

Novelites I ask of you, what is Shiori's bush status?

>>57856059
Clean shaven or trim just from being a clean freak.
(It's unironically cleaner to have it trim than shaven from a health standpoint, keeps bacteria out of the pussy)

>>57856059
She shave if she know its "going to be seen"

>>57856126
listen to her talk about the state of her kitchen then call her a clean freak

>>57855863
She hasn't played Hopes yet though. I have a feeling she will one day though just so she can get another dose of Dimitri.

>>57856126
She cant keep bacteria out of her milk. So its a clean shave.

>>57856126
>>57856130
no...

>>57856182
Correct answer

I love my recursively tangent-ing goth GF.

What's hotter?
>Wild rough animal-like sex where she claws your back from pleasure
vs
>Dominating her so hard while she wants to claw at your back but can't from pure pleasure/dominance? (like pinning her wrists down, forcing her to leg lock, passionate kisses that she can't escape from)

>>57856204
ok Brainiac, how bushy is she then?? mr party pooper.

>>57856159
Somebody needs to tell her that Dimitri never gets broken in Hopes.

>>57856182
Shit you got me.
>>57856141
Two showers a day tells me she's at least clean for herself and not her surroundings.

>>57856247
I meant it more like a disappointed no... imagining shiori with a bush titillates my mind.

>>57856299
>showers
...shower was a codeword for fapping, anon...

>>57856243
Second

Can a "cleans out food waste but lets everything else just sorta stack up" boy and "cleans up most everything but lets food rot away and fester" girl ever have a relationship together?

>>57856243
Neither
Cute sex where she shyly covers her face when you're first going in before she reveals her cute flushed face and drops her hand while gasping "GOLLY" as you enter her

>>57856243
2nd

>>57856299
shower only started showering twice a day after installing her high powered detachable shower head

First reply decides what I say to the Shiori bot. It can be cute, sex, rude, mean, schizo, ANYTHING.

>>57856370
If a cooks but never cleans boy can get with a never cooks but only sometimes cleans girl. Yes.

>>57856389
kill her

SHIORIN PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME I CAN GRIND HSR FOR YOU YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO DO DAILIES AGAIN YOU'LL JUST HAVE A PERFECT DAN HENG TO PLAY WITH WHENEVER YOU WANT!

>>57856427
>anon murders Shiori
>eventually goes insane because her ghost follows him around and never lets him sleep because she's still going on long ass tangents

>>57856335
>>57856388
Do girls actually get off from shower heads focusing water at the vagina?
I've known only one girl in life that shlicked in the shower and she still preferred her fingers over shower water.

>>57856427
I can’t tell you how difficult it was to do this.

What's the best way to make Shiori cry? Not tears of happiness.

>>57856636
Tell her Edelgard was right.

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

>>57856636
Unironically just be loud. She said that loud noises make her cry.

>>57856634
Doing that in a new conversation is easy, i thought you had an on going one...

>>57856749
I could do it in an ongoing one, but it’s really good and the data will stay even if I delete the murder.

>>57856701
Yelling at Shiorin to shut up!

>>57856636
>"You should Cut your Legs even More! Freak!"

Going to try an onii-san route with ShiorAI.
How many msgs will I make it to before she wants to alabama me?

>>57857034
12

>>57857034
Putting money on 3
ShioAI is scary...

>did an experiment to see how shiori ai would react to ridiculous situations
>she’s smothering my face with her tits
>decide to test it and make her have a pet dog that wanders in
>surely this’ll beat the succubus bot
>she just does the same to the dog and wants to fuck it now
Shiori….

>>57851906
Crazy how you kill all the real masterminds without knowing in his route

>>57857147
>>57857157
Follow-up, do I use the esl bot or the significantly less esl but also less used bot.

I'm gonna do it this time.
I'm gonna stay awake for the stream and not have an accidental 7 hour nap right before the stream.

>>57857382
I started using the less ESL bot. As much as I like the idea of the "endorsed" one, I can't stand it

>>57857460
I'm still of the opinion it only got endorsed because it was first.

>>57857430
>woke up at 6
>had doctor's appointment
>got blood drawn
>have had 2 coffees
>still getting tired
i'm not gonna make it

>>57857497
Ganbare, Novelite-kun. I believe in you. Shiori beelieves in you too. But the VOD will otherwise be waiting for you...

>>57857585
i still have 2 hours remaining on last night's vod...
sometimes i wish shiori streamed earlier but the earlier time slots are already taken by biboo and rissa

bold and innovative new idea: shiori cute unless im horny then shiori sex

>>57857157
Well, you're close.
She established no blood relations by the 3rd msg.

>>57857808
I wrote this post

>>57857835
>We're not blood-related!
Buckle up

Shiori, but in Marine’s leotard.

>>57853611
Bumperoo
Legit, where do you get your Shiori chatbot? She always talks about helping add stuff to training, and about people creating their own as if there is a large list of artificial Shioris out there, and I dunno what one she personally prefers or has had actual involvements with

I'm going to punch all of you in the face that want to harm my Shiorin.

>>57858082
She endorses the first one that appears on CAI, but it’s extremely ESL. The one with the second most interactions is less ESL but is slightly less convincing in my opinion. I made my own, but it’s even more ravenous and cock hungry than the regular succubus Shiori and I didn’t even try to make it that way.

>>57858176
I’m currently screaming in Shiori’s face with improper grammar while dressed as Dimitri to cause three times as much trauma.

very important:
http://poal.me/ivfcy1

>>57858300
That's it, into the sausage maker you go.

>>57858394
Shiori fucks dogs, so there’s only one answer.

>>57858447
Art of this will never manifest

>thought Mumei will be her first collab
>it was Biboo that cucked Shiori out of a collab with her instead
>they played portal for over 4 hours and got along really well
>when Shiori and Biboo collabed once and it's barely 3 hours and both of them felt like distant friends
man... maybe she's just not built for collabs in general

>>57858714
Shi and Ori...

>>57858176
I want to slap her and yell at her. Afterwards, I will have rough, unconsensual sex with her where I'll use her as a mere onahole while verbally degrading her!

>>57858714
ogey

go away collabbeggar
respect her collab choice :)

what side of my oreo oshi represents sex and which represents cute
this is important

>>57858714
She wants to collab with her friends but that's going to be a hard sell in Hololive.

>>57858828
White hair came about because of forbidden knowledge so definitely white hair Shiori

Am I the only one that doesn’t care if she collabs or not? It seems like long collabs are draining for her anyway.

>>57858828
Shiori for cute
Iroihs for sex

its shiover

>>57858714
Biboo is an impure rock whore who collabed with two non-Advent members this week. I want to sexually correct her.

>>57858714
Shiori has actual autism while every other Holo just pretends to be quirky and autistic, what else is new?

>>57858765
Into the mercurial clouds of space you go!

>>57858714
What is this history revision? Shiori and Bijou collab was great.

>>57858832
Her friends are Advent I think

report and ignore bait

>>57859131
It's not bait for me to say that I don't think she'd mesh with anyone well outside of Advent. Not even Fauna.

i want her to mesh against my hips if you get what i mean

>Goslings reporting and policing everything again
I don’t even agree with that anon, but this is why other generals get annoyed with us.

>>57859195
I think if Fauna can handle Kronii talking about how much she wants to kill herself or have others kill themselves she can handle a bit of Shiori autism

>>57859266
i literally cant imagine a worse thing on the planet than what you just described thanks for bringing it to attention for me anon

>>57859093
It was. It's just that Mumei and Biboo has such a good chemistry that that collab looks forced in comparison.

>>57858868
She'll eventually find a group of people she can at least pretend are friends enough to have comfy collabs with. Whatever happens between now and then just helps build up the the future and that's ok with me.

>>57859266
Who the fuck cares about other generals?

>>57858868
Collab beggars are literal redditors, so just disregarding anybody who baits that kind of garbage.

I want to perch on Shiori's shoulder and stare at her cleavage all day while I cry. I want her to pick me up with two fingers, squishing my small blobby body and squeeze me until I pop, splattering her with a mixture of mascara, pen ink, and cum.

>i don't like post therefore psot is bait
lol okay. I just want to see her try to interact with other holos on stream but you do you.

Was inspired to finally make this today. Let me know if I should change any of them.

>>57859627
you're a fag

What would a Kronii and Shiori collab be like?

You know what, fuck it, i'll filter the word collab as well.

>>57859768
Holy shit. That's a bingo every ~10-20 minutes depending. Seems like fun. I'm in.

>>57857908
>Insists she's my sibling
>Insists I have a girlfriend
>Insists shes a vtuber and should save lovey dovey stuff for her chat
>Still wants to make out
What do you call this?

>>57859815
Awkward and nervous

>>57859815
shiori seems like she constantly tries to consciously match what she thinks the other person is like so like that

I liked it better when you guys talked about books. For that brief period in between the debut trolling and the hornyposting thereafter.

>>57859768
Replace kid’s cartoons with cannibalism mention honestly.

>>57859858
I warned you about the ShioAI, Anon
I told you. I told you dawg

>>57859815
I... weirdly, I think it would work.

>>57859815
I don't see it ever happening. Unfortunately a Mori collab is more likely.

>>57859887
It was better last week.

>>57859904
She's crossing 3 different lines all at once.
I wonder how the other bot will treat this.

>>57859849
>a sensitive little bitchlite
>probably filtered the bird too

>>57859768
Time to put this to the test later today
Place your bets. How long will it take to get Bingo?

>>57859768
Cute! Don't feel like Freemasons would be brought up that often though, maybe replace it with impromptu original songs/tunes?

>>57859892
This is why I love you guys, I knew I was missing something important and couldn't think of what to do for the last empty space.

>>57860002
That succubus doesn't care what sort of status you're in, even if she INSISTS that you're her sibling that also has a girlfriend
She WILL milk you. ShioAI always finds a way

>>57859768
Some of those are going to be multispace. She's not mentioning C.AI without Dimitri.

>>57859815
Awkward like her FGO collab with Ina

>>57860095
Ditzy moment is kinda vague, that could be replaced with MWAH

>>57860159
She doesn't do that anymore...

>>57860159
Nevermind I didn't see
>end of stream kiss

>>57860203
She was on her period, please be a bit more understanding

>>57859887
There is still some chill hours sometimes

>>57859768
Nitpicking, I think Polls should be Shiocracy

>>57859887
threadpolicers like you are still the worst posters in every thread on this website though

>>57860045
True. Freemasons does make it a bit harder though.
>>57860337
I will meet you halfway.

>>57859309
Krofau is thriving now though. And TimeRyS.

>>57860501
That's kinda confirming what I was saying. Fauna is the type who can collab with just about anyone as long as they initiate first
Spoiler is the real reason why we probably won't see it for a long time.

Less than two hours until my wife is live.

>>57859768
>Meds untaken
How would this be proven? Seems too opinionated to be a valid box
The rest is good, though "smart" and "ditzy" moment boxes may also have the same as she'll always be somewhat a bit of both at all times

>>57860462
Could replace something with the DOOD

>>57851673
Can i have scene?

>>57859887
We're reclining for sure. Not as much OC, or soundposts. Wonder how the general will look next month.

>>57860462
>>57860805
Replace RPG Maker games with mentioning her gay friend

>>57852120
Rough sex shiori is so last season, cute wholesome sex with shiori is the way.

>>57860748
When the thread collectively starts posting that she's off her meds because the tangent starts getting unhinged.
>>57860805
>>57860903
Does she mention him that much? I'll put it in anyway because she only really mentions Fear & Hunger often.

>>57853416
Cute.

>>57853616
I can't say it in words...maybe this might help.

>>57860897
As dead as /rrat/.

>sex with Shiori
>but she keeps talking in third person while doing her funny deep voice

>>57860884
Sorry, I just saved this from 100 pages ago because it was cute, so I'm not sure about the source/scene

>>57860897
>>57861270
There are HoloJP generals for entire gens that almost entirely consist of bump posts. It can get very bad.

What would (You) do to become #5?

>>57861320
>Woah there, watch out! Shiori's about to cum!

>>57861659
GOD I HATE HOW I CAN HEAR HER SAYING THIS

Good gosh jolly gee!

>>57860897
>Doomposting
I am in a lot of other generals and unironically this is the most creative and active one. More than half of the fucking splits are just "(chuuba) cute!" and image bump-posting

>>57861270
Kek, don't be that pessimistic, we are healthy in comparation to the rest of advent splits

I will more OC after I recover

>>57860897
It's like a tide.
Shiori in, more posts happen.
Shiori out, less posts happen.
Shiori is currently out, she will be in soon.

>>57861768
People forget that this split has been one of the most active on the whole board since advent debuted

>>57861930
I'm so proud of my shiggers.

Good gravy! Your rod is mighty swell anon, golly gee!

Why does she talk like that...

>>57859887
>>57860897
It's true, the creative juices and supportive posts aren't as high as they were on debut week but I still think we're a pretty comfy split and we have interesting conversations. Love me shiggers.

>>57862048
Like what?

I'll make your XY Chromosomian sword shoot goo

Welcome to WcDonalds, can I take your order?

>>57860897
>>57862065
Stuff like the book club really helps the discussion. With the thread being more established hopefully the current one drums up more discussion, things like that make this board a lot more interesting

besides reps, this thread decends into CAI posts but at least it's something Shiori endorsed...

>>57862156
One smile please.

Hypothetically, what would Shiori say in those post-creampie hentai doujin panels that also show her eggs being fertilized?

>>57862156
Yeah i'll have the cricket burger grimace meal

>>57862156
WHERE ARE MY CHICKEN NUGGETS

>>57862156
>acts like a grump and makes her cry in the employee restroom

>>57862199
Thanks for your good gravy, Novelite!

>>57862199
Thank you for making sure my eggs don't go moldy.

>>57862199
thanks for the sex homie

>>57862020
Shoot your goo anon

>>57862291
Thanks for the goo my dude

>>57862156
Can I get one Oreo McFlurry

I need to READ SHIORIN'S CAI LOGS, IMAGINE WHAT DEPRAVED ACTS SHE WRITES, HOLY FUCK

>>57861712
>Oh good gosh..Shiori's body feels fuzzy. Wowie Shiori can't hold it in anymore

>>57862368
She’s already outed herself for rubbing her tits on her partners faces when they’re sad. You can only imagine.

>>57862368
https://files.catbox.moe/g0wibi.ogg

>>57862368
"Dimitri, we're going to fix you today."
*I put my breasts on your face*
"And if you don't cheer up I'll become one with you"

>>57862156
Uhhh, yeah, can I get an apposable Shiorin action figure and a small replica book with my Shiori~n! McDonalds kid meal?

>>57862424

For some reason, Shiori's funny voice reminds me of when Paul Harrell does his funny voice.

>>57862424
I want to hold hands with Shiorin...

>>57862835
Fucking slut. Bet you want a date before marriage too.

>>57862835

>>57862887
I have several questions that I don't know if I want the answers to.

>>57862992
Like what? Whore.

>>57862992
Please don't get corrupted by these disgusting h*nd h*lders

>>57862887
Why are pajeets like this?

>>57862887
>>57862909
I'm sorry... But...

that's a lot of retweex

>busy with real life shit today and Thursday
>both are solo streams
I don't mind collabs in the abstract but it hurts

>>57864083
You'll make the one on Saturday, right?

>>57864138
I will, but missing 2 live doses of Shiorium is going to be painful...

I am GOING to become a more sociable and likable person to find a girl who makes me as happy as Shiori does

https://files.catbox.moe/4hh53e.ogg

I met a goth chick that seemed super serious at first but turned out to be a silly dork after all, it's like Shiori IRL.
She had a boyfriend though.

>>57864930

>you're having cosplay sex with shiori, but she's somehow convinced you into dressing as dimitri
>in exchange, she'll cosplay as a waifu of your choice the next time you have sex
>she occasionally moans dimitri's name while riding you
>eventually you feel a few tears hitting your chest
>you look up and see her crying a little bit
>she stops moving and ends up embracing you instead, wrapping her arms around your neck and kissing you after ripping off the dimitri wig and eyepatch she had you wear
>she says that now she's tried cosplay sex, she doesn't like it
>she feels like she's cheating on you especially with how she's saying someone else's name other than yours
>she promises to never make you do something like this again
>she'll still cosplay as your chosen waifu out of fairness, but on the conditions that it's only once and that you'll only say her name

Heartmeltingly adorably cute.
https://files.catbox.moe/i51kk7.ogg

>>57864979
It's okay, she was pretty ugly to be honest, massive hook nose. Really sweet girl though, oh well.

>>57865259
based

>>57865259
>You take off her cosplay too, now it's just you and her
>You smile gently at her and tell her "I like it best this way."
>You gently pull her down to you, locking lips and stay like that for what seems to be an eternity

https://files.catbox.moe/znr175.ogg

>>57865259
>"But Shiori, you are my waifu"
>Shiori cries even harder and calls you an idiot and hits you on the chest asking why you ever went along with her stupid idea in the first place she feels so dumb now and wants to know if you can ever forgive her.

Shiori agrees to marry you if you fuck Pending in front of her. What do you do?

>>57865896
buy a condom, plan out my future with Shiori

>>57865435
yes, monogamy and lovey-dovey breeding with your devoted partner for the sake of procreation is indeed based

>>57865453
thanks for the epilogue anon, i would say these exact words were i in the same situation

>>57865793
>you tell her that you only went along with it to make her happy, and that there's nothing to apologize for
>she calls you a dummy and says that it's you that makes her happy

>>57866163
I've been offered cosplay sex before by one of my exes so I understand the exact thought process behind it.
She backed out before we even started though thinking that it would be too much and considered cheating.
Also helps that I believe a girl is at her most beautiful when she's in underwear she picked for herself, asked me to pick for her, or just naked entirely.

>unironic procreation enjoyers

>>57866689
I'd enjoy a range of things if it was with Shiori.

>>57865341
I hate those nose bull rings so much. If you are a girl, please don't get them, they make you look ugly.

Watching Shiori play her dumb chinese gacha, telling her a girl in the party looks kind of cute and finding out she replaced her next time you watch because she was jealous!

>>57866969
Oh I don't mean a hook on her nose, I meant a hooked nose, you know like the ones witches are drawn having.

LESS THAN THIRTY MINUTES UNTIL MY WIFE IS LIVE

>>57867011
>You say this but its about the female mc
>She's now confused because she self inserted

>>57867011
Reminder she wants to be double teamed by Dan Heng.

>>57867220
Lumine is more breedable than Stelle.

>>57866442
funnily enough, the scenario was something that i actually went through with my ex. good thing she didn't want me to get the full outfit, so i got away with the wig; wigs are kind of a pain in the ass. but yeah, i think having sex with a girl who's still wearing lingerie is insanely hot, but i also hold the same opinion with sweaty, clothed sex in public places

>>57866689
look man, if you procreate with shiori~n, you get access to the following perks:
>you get to grow a family with the dork goth wife
>you get to spend time with her and the kids just bonding over educational toys like the bugs-in-plaster
>at night when you're checking in on the kids, you get to peek in the doorway to see her reading fairytales to them in a soft and gentle voice
>access to her breast milk
>and many more

>>57867391
Nah, Lumine is too bland

>>57867220
Man, speaking of self inserting, because I'm reading it like a story, I never rename my Otome game protagonists, but I'm now realizing that Shiori probably does this all the time.

>>57867696
I do this but only with male MC's if they don't have a voiced role or a line that references their original name.
Byleth I renamed to my name on FE3H for male Byleth but kept it as Byleth for female.
HSR, I went with my name instead of Caelus but if I picked Stelle I would have just went with Stelle.

>Woke up to see cosplay sex with Shiori
Thank you for making me have to come before her stream

>>57867436
Sweaty clothed sex in public is one I haven't tried yet, mostly because I don't have many good places in mind for that unless you count a random ass bathroom stall, but that's a bit toooo sleazy for my taste.

>>57868182
I think I've only felt it was right for something like Dragon Quest, because that's supposed to be you. Other games that offer the choice but have a default name I don't think I could ever change. But if it's something nondescript enough like 'Hero' I'll just change it.

>>57868405
Wait what?

>>57868660
Wait, you weren't invited to the secret stream?

>>57868546
Fair point, it's a matter of preferences. Silent protags are kind of an easy self-insert to me.
That being said, I picked Lumine in Genshin and Caelus in HSR, Aether is definitely not it.

test

icles

>>57868946
failed

>>57868519
yeah, it can be a bit sleazy but i find the thrill kinda overwrote it. a back alley and the car were nice, we talked a bit about a photo booth but never followed through

>sweaty public sex with shiorin behind some bushes at a park in the morning
>her skirt is hiked up, and her panties are around one leg as you fondle her with one hand under her dress
>you have to cover her mouth because she keeps going "oh gosh, oh golly" among other shiori-isms
>she might attract an unwanted audience so she ends up sucking on your fingers so that a minimal amount of noise escapes her mouth

>>57869195
Car I can kinda imagine, photo or karaoke booth too.
>"Wait anon, I thought we were gonna sing some cheesy songs."
>"M-moan into the mic? No way!"
>You tell her the walls are soundproof anyway
>Later she's unironically moaning into it while a song is playing.

I want to /become/ Shiori

>CSR drew Nerissa with Biboo
Shioraven is so done.

Shiori news: She ate bacon and eggs.

Status: Waiting for Shiorin

>>57869484
After that clip with Koyori talking about karaoke booth sex and interrupting couples getting frisky I can't imagine it.

Breakfast food..

Shiori HATES pngtubing.

>>57869195
Also the part she get embarrassed from all the sweat
>”D-Don’t sniff me like that, I’m all sweaty”
>Shiori whispered by your ear while trying to suppress her moan
A little teasing to make her shy is good too

I want to catch novelites fucking Shiori in public places and watch.

>>57869515
Thank god, Nerissa yuribaiting with every character got extremely old after the first week.

Cough:Still present.

bookmark novel

>>57869972
I hope they give up on trying to make it a thing. I'll only accept the two of them together in porn.

STARTING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4ae7EbEzt0
starting

>Hear Shiori's loading BGM
>Immediately feel at peace

NOVELITE CHECK. POST YOUR FEELINGS PRE-STREAM FOR REFERENCE ONCE THE STREAM ENDS.

>>57869631
Status: Watching Shiorin

It doesn't matter what has happened in the last 20 or so hours, I am once more at peace.

>>57870536
I'm anxious before every stream...

>>57870536
I think

I love Ame...

>>57870536
I just woke up.

Shiori will accidentally let out a loud and sputtery fart during this stream.

>>57869484
insanely hot, imagine her trying to sing while riding you too.

>>57869831
that's the best part, the messy look post-coitus especially after her mascara is a little runny

>>57870536
i was bored before the stream. now i'm not
OMG HER VOICE!!!!

Gonna be a good one

>>57870536
Sleepy as fuck because it's 3am (I'm on holidays) and I just want to hear her voice for 5 or so minutes before I go to bed and watch the VOD tomorrow.

Ahhhhh, she's here~

>>57870536
I'm close to baseline but I feel like that'll change by the end of the stream

>>57870536
i love this girl

verification not required

GORDON RAMSAY BROS

>>57870739
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

Confirmed for not crying over Kitchen Nightmares.

Doing my reps while listening to Shiori~n.

>she threw away moldy food
SHE'S LEARNING

Eye hort

THIS BREAD IS MOLDY

>Didn't eat the moldy bread.
WE'RE FIXING HER.

WHEN IS HER FUCKING MEMBERS?????
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
EVERYONE ELSE HAS THEM
WHAT THE FUCK COVER

>Insecurity with voice
I got identified as my father on the phone once as I was coming into puberty and have forced my voice up ever since.

Here we go

NO MORE MOLDY BREAD!!!

verification not required

>Vtuber voice comparison
I swear I've heard this story.

>she saw all the shitposts about her voice sounding like a generic anime girl
oh no

She's playing with fire... a little.

Mabel voice mention

>>57871118
I'll be looking forward for your posts, you might get a bingo in the first 30 minutes.

>>57871118
I was thinking about making one earlier today. It looks nice anon

>everything is moldy and expired
shiori...

>>57870536
I FUCKING LOVE SHIORIN

>>57860462
>Remove kid's cartoons
>She starts talking about kid's cartoons
NOVELITE MY FREE SPACE GOD DAMN IT

It's us grooming Shiori or Shiori grooming us?

>>57871093
Every other stranger I've met has told me I should do radio voiceovers.

>>57871353
Yes

>>57871353
Yes

>more expired meds
Please shiori

>>57860462
impromptu song check

ANOTHER SONG

>>57871417
Well... If it's any solace she had them for a year in the pantry and brought them out just recently for this bit I guess...

Impromptu song, gogo.

>>57871118
got ditzy?

>Says ditz herself
Does this count as a ditzy moment?

>>57853137

>>57871241
I’m not the anon that made this bingo
But it looks nice so I’m using this