/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: TBA

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2tTx419i3E

Cooking for My Novelites【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU&t=6687
Take My Tomato Soup【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU&t=6081
Moldy Overdose【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xOyrgufb0M&t=5221s
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf

SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE

Love my wife Shiorin~

Imagine Shiori telling (You) she approves of whatever (You) do with her MMD model

SHIORI CUTE

Novella, my Beloved Novella

>>57810526
Shiori Idoru

THREAD CHECKER REPORTING IN BEFORE BED, IT WAS GOOD POSTING WITH MY FELLOW NOVELITES AGAIN, I'LL BE BACK ANOTHER DAY. Odd = sex thread, even = cute thread, 0 = Shiori ghosts you FOREVER.

>>57810686
Rolling~

>>57810686
Total sexnigger death

>>57810526
Can somebody make a webm of this
https://twitter.com/sunekosurisuri_/status/1698731545929118067

I love Shiori more than I love myself

>>57810811
And that's a good thing

Shiori was the cutest she's ever been this stream.
Shiori's an absolute miracle of the universe.
Post stream afterglow feeling is really amazing.

>>57810526
Where on the spectrum of dance skill/physical ability does she fall? From this to decrepit hag Marine circa 2020.

>>57810759
Here you go, buddy

>>57810526
SEXBROS, OUR TIME HAS COME

>>57810869
>Shiori was the cutest she's ever been this stream
Every stream I say the same

>>57810898
Def the womb goblin.

Goodnight Novelites

So lets thank and be grateful to the service industry Novelites, ok?

>>57811060
Imagine the sex MMDs.

>>57811060
Thank you based Novelknight

>>57811141
Goodnight goodnight.
Sleep peacefully.

>>57811141
Sleep tight, goodnight

>>57810898
Probably closer to decrepit Marine if I had to guess.

I now need a Shiori specialist MMD.
With the shades.

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

>>57811141
sleep tight novelite

>>57811060
God I hope suneko releases the model to the public or to a paywall that someone jumps over

Man this was a good stream
She just keeps getting cuter and cuter

Well, she definitely lit a fire in my mind for what I want to write next.

>Would You Like Dinner, a Bath, or ?
WDSMBT

>>57811419
>Fire, fire, light the fire

sex with 3D Shiori in a VRChat BDSM Dungeon

Are there even any ESL's left standing after this one?

>>57811736
>didn't end her statement about proper punctuation with a period
>cuz eyyo

>>57811827
Rules for thee since it's about her kek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4ae7EbEzt0
Next stream.

Screaming at Shiori with improper grammar while dressed as Dimitri so she cries three times as hard.

Shiori Mommy

>>57811923
She'll just slap you because she wanted to slap the shit out of Dimitri for his trauma problems.

Does the oshi mark mean Shiori herself? Or something else? WHAT DOES IT MEAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>57811960
Slap with her boobs.

Imagine Shiorin trying to cheer you up by inviting you to watch anime in VC together…

>>57812084
What anime?

>>57812084
>accepting and never showing up

>>57812084
Shiori watching my trashy isekai harem anime and shitting on it every second...

>>57811961
It's some beholder plant thing.

>>57812084
When my movie/TV/Anime buddy left me i was very sad. Was in urgent need of Shiori back then

>>57812116
Mononoke, what else?

>>57812084
>tfw used to have a really good internet friend and she'd ask me to watch anime on rabb.it back in 2014
>would usually start with us watching romcoms and then she'd get horny and we'd masturbate to hentai together with her cam on
>randomly lost contact with her around 5 years ago
It hurts to remember...

Reminder that Shiori will rub her tiddies on your face if you're feeling depressed and suicidal

>>57812184
Me and my last ex used to share NTR and mindbreak hentai with eachother. Sucked her nipples while she schlicked to stuff I showed her. Very sad losing her.

>>57812084
She used oshi no ko as an example.
>YWN be invited to watch ep 1 of oshi no ko with Shiori while in VC
>YWN hear her reactions live while you're just trying to watch the anime

>w<

I think

>>57812254
It truly is painful. She used to have a deal where if I sent her hentai she thought was hot, she'd send me a pic of her tits (which were huge, she was a Marine tier shortstack with the same libido). She ended up thinking pretty much everything was hot though, so I just farmed pics and got fed.

>>57812291
>Anon's depressed? Oh nyo! >w<
>There there anon, have some tiddy in your face! uwu

>>57812343
I wouldn't recommend that.

>>57812133
>she then make you watch her trashy isekai reverse harem

>>57812407
Jokes on you Shiori, I'm into that shit.

>>57812407
I used to watch my ex play shitty otome games on stream.
It's fine.

>>57812407
Otome isekai is kino.

Shiori has piercings and tattoos

>>57812570
She has a paw print tattoo on her ass.

>>57812343
Therefore you are.

>>57812407
She isn't ready
I have been consuming isekai villainess manga / manhwa for years now

Yeah, she has a tattoo of my name on her tummy. Sorry, you had to find out this way, bros.

>>57812644
Alright, throwdown. Raeliana and Eris best.

How often does she schlick, realistically? "Never" answers don't count because it's simply not true.

>>57812618
Bau Bau!

>>57812711
Every time she opens that fucking AI chatbot.

putting out cigarettes on shiori's hands

>>57812730
>Shiori raging at the CAI filter because it won't let her rub her huge tits on edgy shota faces

>>57811736
ESL here, I'm here till the end
No matter what, I will endure every humiliation without complaining, because I know it'll be worth it after all

>>57812771
too big and slutty

>>57812771
The part where she mixed chat is unironically using all the language I use when I get freaky with the AI. It was horrifying.

>>57812711
Everytime she mentions FE or KK, that means she cummed before stream since they are still fresh on her mind

>>57812711
SC activated vibrator is there 24/7.

>>57811827
That's the point though, she was giving an example of what not to do. She clearly hates current year zoomerspeak.

>>57812811
>where she mixed chat
What do you mean? I'm both tired and retarded.

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

Im no longer banned kek

>>57812711
You know how she mentioned working on those two Dimitri C.AIs and the one for that otome character? So at least 3 times between today's stream and Friday's stream.

>>57812666
You are right Satan

>>57812851
It makes me happy that she probably gets annoyed by AYO spam in the chat.

>was laying down about to sleep
>hear a mix of a short whimper and a laugh that sounded like it came from right above my chest and could hear it really clearly
What the fuck help

>>57812874
https://youtu.be/NsSapW3nrbU?t=1528

>>57812346
I hate it

>>57812952
Iroihs has come for you.

>>57812950
Oh shit, the beginning of that is where I had to go afk to make some food. I can see what you mean, you have to use the most absolutely vanilla coded language possible to not get nuked on there.

So does Shiori hate PLAP then? Does she hate getting PLAP'd?

>>57812346
>Anon flexing and won't even share the stash

Did this ever get a Shiori edit?

>>57813024
Yes, but she loves consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating with handholding.

>>57812877
Welcome back

ES ELLA

>>57813024
Shiori doesn't like plap because Nerissa keeps talking to her about plap

>>57812983
>>57813037
Funny enough, she actually lived in the same area that rrats say Shiori is from. Makes me think.

>>57813037
Not him but there's no way in hell I'm sharing tits that were sent to me to anyone else, let alone sharing them on this hellscape website.

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>57810398
I just noticed her foot in this.

I love my expired goth girlfriend

Hello fellow bookclub novelites.

The voting has concluded.

http://poal.me/b4w7bd

Our Winner for short reading is A Study in Scarlet by Arthur Conan Doyle
availible as pdf here https://libgen.is/fiction/DED5EA795207B046BFEACC7CA6A3D579

The long read winner is Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
availible here https://libgen.is/fiction/D3605EEE8DEAD8EC321395D1A2519912

Choose either one or both to read and we will rate/discuss them on the first of October!

reminder Yorick is not real

>Should just post it on Twixxer
Oh heavens no, I write with all of the emotion I'm feeling at the time I'm not identifying myself for Shiori to learn what an infatuated piece of shit I am.

But without further ado, enjoy~
Your phone is ringing, odd, who could be calling you at this hour? You take it from your pocket and see that it's Shiori. She should be working, or at least you think she should. You were going to celebrate her birthday with her, but she told you she picked up a few extra shifts for the money. Thanks to that you'd be hanging out after she finished work and to this end you were currently sitting in the parking lot near the place she was employed. There wasn't much time left now. You answered the call, greeting her, expecting one of her usual bubbly greetings back, but you don't hear one. You don't hear anything. You call her name again, anxiously wondering if she may have accidentally pocket dialed you by accident, but again, nothing. No, you hear something, but you don't exactly understand what it is. Sniffling? Was she sick? No, that can't be, you were talking to her before her shift started, she sounded just fine. Then, you hear it. Something that made your blood run cold as ice. No, it wasn't what you heard, but how it was said. Shiori was... crying?

Immediately opening your car door, you jump out, you ask her where she is right now, you're heading her way. You lock your car as she whimpers her location. She's still at work. You tell her that you'll be there soon and to wait for you, that is if she's not in any danger. Your mind is working a mile a minute and you're extremely concerned. She weakly replies that she's okay, it's just... Just what? Shiori's sniffling again, something must have happened. Your cross the parking lot in seconds without breaking your stride and fling open the restaurant door. A familiar server greets you, one of Shiori's co-workers, you don't know much about her, only what Shiori has told you in her stories about how her day had been. Somewhat breathless from your rushed walk over, you manage to tell Shiori that you had arrived at the restaurant, and in the same breath ask the server where Shiori is, you may have been a little more brusque than you should have, you'll have a chance to apologize later. Right now Shiori is your top priority, the only thought going through your head.

You hear movement on the other end of the phone, and then a few seconds later the women's restroom door opens. It's Shiori. You rush to her side and she embraces you, throwing her arms around you and pulling you close. Before she buried her face in your chest you saw her eyes. The wonderful golden yellow eyes that had gazed at you many, many times before were tainted red, she really had been crying. You place one hand on top of her head, patting her head reassuringly, and curl the other around her back also holding her close to you. In time, she stopped crying, stopped sniffling and looked up at you. It was a heartbreaking sight to be sure, you had seen Shiori cry before, so that wasn't new, but normally it was just over a movie, an episode of anime, a game, or sometimes even the silliest thing would set her off, but it was never like this. She was truly sorrowful. And on her birthday of all days? You were determined to get to the bottom of it, so placing both of your hands on her shoulders you attempt to force some space between you, but this causes her to cling to you harder. "Not yet," she whimpers. "Just a little longer."

Half an hour later, both you and Shiori are sitting at one of the booth tables, she's at your side, leaning on your arm and your arm wrapped around her. The other staff at the restaurant were extremely sympathetic and helped explain what had happened. It seemed that Shiori was yelled at by a customer. When you heard this you almost flew into a rage, but she told you it was alright. He was just in a rush, it was really her fault for getting so upset. An angel. Shiori was an angel, you were sure of it. The other thing that restrained your rage was hearing from an employee that the man in question had departed. There was no use getting angry over it. You had an important job now, to look after Shiori. In the time since, Shiori had mostly calmed down, she was still shaken, you could tell that, but she had expressed her gratitude to you for coming to her aid. Her prince. She had affectionately joked around calling you that before, but this time it seemed more real, more genuine.

When you had seen that she was sufficiently composed, the two of you departed her workplace, walking hand in hand across the parking lot back to your car. Shiori protested a little at having to let go of you so she could get in, but eventually she relented. There were still a few hours left in her birthday, and her curfew, and you were determined to show her the best time of her life.

What's your favorite Shiorin picture up till now?

>>57814214

>>57814214

>>57814214

>>57812791
Pretty based for an ESL.

>>57814214

Now what?

>>57814827
>Come back to bed, dummy

>>57814214
This one
>>57814858

>>57814858
If she said that to me I'd be taking the day off.

>>57814858
Correct boob size.

>>57814858
Why do her eyes look infected

I was in the middle of watching some dumb binaural gooning video and I got distracted because one of the background voices is mildly similar to Shiorin.

>>57812791
Based ESLchama

>>57815169
She was crying because she had a nightmare but felt comforted and smiled when she woke up and saw (You) sleeping next to her

>>57814858
I miss horny Sunset.

I unironically say 'Good god' in my head now. Just in my head tho.

>>57814858

>>57814858
When will Sunset do more vanilla Shiori nsfw

>>57815275
Wait till it becomes 'good gravy'.

>>57814139
A bit rough at the beginning, could polish some more
But rest of the story is well made, vivid description and nice flow, can really feel the mood you tried to show
Thanks for your work anon

>>57815448
Just make sure you don't put it in the bookshelf in your mind and forget about it.

I miss my girlfriend.

>>57815275
>Just in my head tho.
For now.

>>57814119
But I'm Yorick

>>57815695
Exactly.

>>57815718
Of course. Shiori only likes virtual men, if she's my wife than I can't be real. Thanks for clearing things up.

>>57814214
Cute sex shiori is the best and this artist capture it perfectly.

>>57815781
that artist loves massive tits huh?

>>57814214
I like that big picture of her cute smiling face, with the reference image in the top left corner. I can't find it at the moment but I'm sure some anons at least know which one I'm talking about.

i've been browing /k/'s /ak/ too much

You decide to show Shiori the world of firearms, but unfortunately she's such a clumsy and scatterbrained gal that she's had 8 different incidents of negligent discharges that leave you wary for her (and your) safety. Still, you find her newfound enthusiasm in guns endearing even if her self-preservation is a little questionable at times.

First time:

>She's at your apartment after buying her first pistol from a gun show.
>She's showing off her new Jericho 941 and goes on a tangent about how it was featured on Cowboy Bebop.
>She tries to manually de-cock it but in her enthusiasm her thumb slips on the hammer and she fires off a round into the celling.
>Luckily the upstairs neighbors were too high and drunk (they also possessed illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time:

>You're on a range date with her and her dad tagging along.
>She's showing Papa Novella her pistol, thinking the gun is unloaded.
>She points it at the ground to rack and pull the trigger, excited to demonstrate to him that she knows how they work now.
>She forgot about the magazine loaded in the gun as she fires off a round between his feet.
>Her dad was justifiably angry but seeing that Shiori was his precious little girl, he cooled off real quick.

Third time:

>You're at her apartment after she just bought a SIG Sauer P239 and is showing it off to you.
>She's looking down the sights while talking about how this gun was in Gunslinger Girl.
>She forgot about how the gun was loaded as she imitates Henrietta in the first episode and pulls the trigger, firing off a round into her wall.

Fourth time:

>You're at another range again, sans Papa Novella.
>Shiori rents out an AK-47 after seeing it in Magical Girl Raising Project.
>She's playing around with it pretending to be Calamity Jane as she pulls back the AK's bolt and releases it.
>It slam fires a round into the ground, and you're both kicked out of yet another range by an (understandably) irate RSO.
>You're starting to run out of places for range dates to go with her.

Fifth time:

>You're at Shiori's apartment, with you both showing Rissa how to use a gun.
>You have no idea how, but a round got chambered in Shiori's gun.
>Before you realize that she never unloaded it, you're too late to stop Shiori from showing Rissa how the trigger works as she pulls it and shoots another round into the wall, surprisingly in the same spot as the third incident.
>Shiori gets a harsh tongue-lashing, courtesy of the walking, talking Raven.

Sixth time:

>You're both breaking into an abandoned mall after hearing rumors about how it was haunted.
>She brings her gun with her for safety while talking about how she's using "iron-tipped" bullets for "ghostly self-defense" while saying those words in her dorky joke voice.
>While you're holding hands, she happily goes on a tangent about folklore and how ghosts can be repelled with salt and iron.
>You swear she just learned that from TV.
>You're in the atrium when a rat runs by your feet, startling her.
>Her armed hand's finger jerks on the trigger as she fires off a round into the ground and it ricochets into a nearby storefront's window, nearly taking your head off.
>You were gonna scold her, but she looked so scared you dropped it. You took her home real quickly after that.

Seventh time:

>Biboo brings over a gun to Shiori's apartment while you're there too.
>Because of Shiori, some of the other Advent girls are starting to get interested in guns too.
>In her excitement Shiori grabs it and pulls the trigger without clearing it, firing off yet another round in her home.
>This time the bullet went into the ceiling.
>Shiori sweats profusely as she swears she didn't even realize the thing was loaded and Biboo looks on in shock and horror with her mouth agape at her clumsy "sister" and her sense of safety.

Eighth time:

>You're at your apartment, as you show Shiori your transferable Mac-10 (you'd think you'd learn your lesson by now).
>She had no idea how open bolt guns worked, and you were about to teach her before your stomach began rumbling.
>She probably gave you moldy bread again for breakfast, oh well.
>You head off to the bathroom.
>Wanting to feel the Mac's full weight, she puts a loaded mag in it and decides to try and release the bolt (she thought it shot from a closed bolt).
>She pulls the trigger for some reason and shoots two rounds into your wall and one into your bathroom door. You didn't need to use the bathroom for very long after that.

While you've had a few negligent discharges yourself, it's a part of owning guns and a learning experience. But with Shiori, you're getting too terrifyingly used to them.


Disclaimer for gun-toting Novelites: i don't think this needs to be said but i'll say it anyway; despite the closing line, DON'T be a dumbass with guns and do your best to avoid negligent discharges. Shiori wouldn't want you getting hurt.

>>57815619
So true. I started watching vtubers because I needed a listening supplement for my Japanese studies and /vyt/ was two threads down of /djt/. Now I speak nihongo like a soft-spoken seiso girl from a good family and I can't unlearn the pattern after years of indoctrination. Don't make this mistake.

>>57814139
Writing about someone's trauma doesn't sit well with me. This is kind of gross.

>>57815822
Aaaannnnndd?

>>57815695
yorick if he real

Yorick is a blob of cum

I hate all Shiorins drawn with giant tits.

>>57815936
yeah, mine. and it sits on my dork goth wife's shoulder all day.

>>57815965
In other words, you love Shiocunny

>>57815972
Woah, we can make an oil rig out of your dick.

>>57815965
I love all Shiorins, but mediums are the best.

>continues to rebuff any approaches made at her and push that you desperate faggots aren't her type
>people will continue to insist on it and ignore her wishes
that's depressing

>>57816032
it seems like you don't understand, friend. my delusions are stronger than my sense of reason. Shiori WILL fall in love with me sooner or later as long as i keep believing

>>57816032
>continues to shit up a thread full of desperate faggots
Now that's depressing.
*cums on you*

>>57816032
Her eyes are only on Dimitri.

Wowie Zowie!

Shiori is masturbating when she is silent on all her accounts

poor jailbirds always getting cucked

>>57816192
Shiori does not sleep, she just schlicks and works. I choose to believe this now.

>>57816248
Sir, this is The Shiori Novella.

>>57815965
based

Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is the cutest.

New prompt: Shiori hangs out with you, listens to your problems, and sometimes gives you advice, but you're THAT one friend who can't be helped no matter what.

I went to go lie down and set an alarm for 5 minutes before stream, but then completely fucking slept through it and woke up 7 hours later...

Absolutely innovative.
https://youtu.be/NsSapW3nrbU?t=6089

>>57816780
So cringecute...

>>57816730
You lost.

>>57816730
Just go medieval peasant mode if you are going to try and wake up for streams. Go to bed at 20 and wake up at 4. Unless you are NA and it was a nap gone wrong, in which case RIP.

>>57816730
At least you got the energy to watch vod

>>57816915
who is she texting

>>57816939
Me, of course.

>>57816780
Okay, I found the other one.
https://youtu.be/NsSapW3nrbU?t=6692

>>57816915
Nice banter fanart.

Stop bullying Nerissa

>>57816730
Reminder to pay your sleep credits so you don't pay it before the stream.

She's going to make me so proud on stage one day.

>>57817043
Sleep debt is definitely no joke.

>>57816992
Is that? Is that a melody?

>>57816915
Now this is realistic Shiorissa fanart

My pubes are really smelly, no joke. For some reason dust comes off from them.

>>57816939
Mococo

>>57817231
It's actually Fuwawa on the phone. Mococo doesn't know.

>>57817257
Fuwawa probably backseats Mococos phone calls

>>57817231
Shiori is mococo's accomplice shooter...

>>57817452
The dark history of anti-bully club...

>>57817541
Anti-bully has a new meaning now, doesn't it?

Damn, guess you suckers are being taken for the full ride.
I tried to warn you. Your oshi is a poisonous snake.

Post yfw you're educated enough to know the difference between poisonous and venomous.

>>57817659

>>57817659

This is basically the whole stream for me today.

>>57817692
Nobody can prove she wasn't wearing a naked apron. Her live2D broke early

>>57817659

>>57817659

>>57817659

>>57817659

>>57816816
I'm in ET so it was a nap gone wrong
>>57817043
>>57817075
I'm usually up till midnight or 01:00 and then up at 06:30 for work, so it perfectly lines up with Shiori's streaming schedule, but this time I lost...

>>57817659

>>57817659

>>57817659
please explain

>>57817883
>mfw considering buying a new GPU to run ShioriAI locally

>>57817974
Venoms are toxins delivered through bites/stings, whereas poisons are toxins that have to be ingested to actually take effect.

>>57817977 (me)
Didn't mean to respond.

>>57817998
that makes a lot sense when you think about it
thank you eductionelite

>>57818030
No problem, novelite.
Causing people to be more educated and/or happy also makes me happy.

Which fast food joint has the best chicken nuggets? I'm hungry

She can mention males on stream and you'll just accept it.
You guys are whipped lmao.

BDSM Shiori...

>>57818247

>>57818269
I love this artist.

ETA on memberships? I'm trying to up on the VODs and I don't remember hearing about mems

>>57818247
>S
Yeah, me.

>>57818315
Soon™

>>57818315
She discussed them in detail after the collab last week. Should be next week or the week after that.

why do i always oshi the least likeable for the people in general? i think this is a great thing though

>>57818247
Bijou
Derissa/Duwawa
Shiori
Mococo

>>57812265
>She used oshi no ko as an example
she knows

>>57818335
>>57818359
grazie

>>57818464
Didn't Bijou or someone say they watched it together, at least episode 1 and she didn't like it or did I dream that one up?

You guys think she got scolded by management for being to loud on collabs? she's so soft now

>>57818509
She's probably aware she's not popular so she has to be quiet because people are only watching Advent for FuwaMoco

>>57818509
I don't think she was ever loud in collabs. She might have gotten a talk on crass jokes, but she was a bit on edge before the vacation in general.

>>57817659
One of my favorite "um ackshually" facts

>>57817977
You can run 13B MythoMax as long as you have 8GB of VRAM. It worked for me on a 1080

>>57818612
nerd fauna is actually so cute

Reminder it's not okay to watch vtubers that aren't Shiori.

>>57818653
I have a team red GPU and I needed an upgrade for gaming anyway, but I guess I'll try it in the meantime. Thanks.

>>57818688
I like to bully nerds like Fauna and Shiori. Make them trip and drop their books/coffee. Leaving shaving cream on their desk chair before class. Spraying fart liquid on their backpacks and lockers.

>>57818776
Based. I want to ghost Shiori.

>>57818776

>>57818776
>>57818793

>>57818776

>>57818813
Deep inside, I know you want to make her cry.

>>57818948
Tears of happiness, yes.

>>57818948
Not even a little bit. Crying women cause me severe discomfort, especially when I'm the reason for it.

>>57818948
I've already heard her cry.

You wish to be the 5th

Catching up on the latest vod and holy shit, she's so CUTE.

These hours suck... I really should just sleep.

Been out of town for like a week. Basically since pico park. VODs. All of them shiori cute? Shiori good chef?

>>57819562
Cute as always

>>57819649
Has she ever been not cute?

Good morning bros I love Shiorin.

Shiori is made for playful bullying!

>>57819934
Good morning.

Shiori is made for sensual teasing. Leaving hickeys on her shoulders and neck that her friends immediately notice

>>57820043
This pic makes me feel things, and I don't like it, why is she so damn cute?
I should probably stop watching vtubers right now before it's too late

>>57818948
Yeah I guess it's cute agression
I wouldn't go too far th

>>57819663
Only when she’s on my bed ,then she’s both cute and hot

>>57820333
Go away sexfag. Sex with Shiori isn't allowed.

Total sexnigger death

Kinda hilarious, the 2nd stream I have been up for watch a lot of it (the cooking one) and her models screws up!
Im being unlucky.

>>57820400
not allowed for you

Shiorin is made for overthrowing the Demiurge and helping mankind reclaim the divine power of cutesex.

I wish I could draw this, but with princess Shiori
>steppe princess Shioria

She is under Freemason control.

>>57820449
I'm glad my soundpost is being put to good use

>>57820449
She's not interested in sex at all.

>>57820615
I welcome our new overlord.

>>57820599
>Ywn send a flock of immolating birds into a Chinese City on request of Khatun Shiori while she archives it in the Secret History of the Mongols
Now I’m sad.

>>57817659

>>57820648
ywnbn5

>>57820735
>A blue wolf took as his spouse a fallow doe, they settled at the head of the Onan river to raise their offspring, nd there were born the...

shioringo

>>57820648
Cute and sex are two sides of the same coin, two parts of one whole. Cease with your lies, agent of the Demiurge.

>>57821343
out of character yorick

>>57821340
Not even close. That is like saying a baby can be sex just because it's cute. No, a baby is not sex (unless you are mentally ill).

>>57821425
Your mind is clouded by false definitions of cute and sex.

>>57820449
Based
but it's not that simple

Good evening, woke up from my sick induced sleep. How are my fellow dead hours Novelites?

>Someone in chat mentions Stein;s Gate.
>She immediately goes off into a shipping rant.
Holy shit I love her.

>>57821941
doing okay so far, friend. dead hours are indeed dead but comfy as usual; about to go and do my reps, hope you're feeling better

>>57822102
Kinda, slaving away in front of a pot making some soup.
Surprised that We didn't get raided, or maybe we did and the usual report and ignore happened since no dead reply links anywhere
Enjoy your reps work.

>>57822102
I don't like stream hours all that much

>>57821941
feeling like yorick right now

Honest question, how did you guys decide that Shiori is GFE?

>>57822257
She’s not GFE. She’s just so sweet and adorable that we all fell in love with her anyway.

What's your ETA what's your ETA

>>57822257
If this is gfe then what is the shit that lamy spews out? super gfe?
I can name different reasons for liking her.

>>57822257
She's the geek friend experience.

>>57821941
I’m just thinking about how Shiori has really changed my perspective on a lot of things. I never expected it to happen again, much less from a Vtuber. I think it’s for the best though.

>>57822247
i can hardly blame you since i'm a bit of the same; the pages go by pretty fast and that's nothing to say of the catalogshitters that come in to bait and raid. plus it's a little hard to keep track of the novelites' creative endeavors too when it gets drowned out

>>57822257
while i can see how people could see her as GFE, i'm of the opinion that it's not really her intent to do so. barring the joke of her being the "hot topic girlfriend" joke she made during her debut, she's just an endearing awkward fujo weirdo who wants others to be at their best. and it's because of this and the fanbase she attracted that i'm here now, not for the fleeting feeling of having someone akin to a girlfriend.

>>57822257
Shiori debuted with her tongue-in-cheek goth gf joke and ran with it for like 2 weeks. She is now very engaged with her audience and rather sweet to her viewers and coworkers. Hearing her rant is supposedly like listening to your gf talk about crap you don't care about.

Even if she doesn't intend to do GFE, viewers will still fall in love. They will hold expectations about her. To avoid it, she would have to outright declare she doesn't like GFE or collab with males. But perhaps she is actually leaning into it a little, I dunno.

>>57822558
She's more likely to let Shiocracy decide whether she will be GFE or not. And I don't know if that's a good thing or not.

>>57822257
I personally don't think she leans into GFE all that much. There are air kisses and joking references to the "hot goth gf" character here and there, but most of it is the usual "people like vtuber as their sisterwife therefore it's GFE" bullshit. She herself named daughter figure and sister figure role models before "anything else" when talking about it.
She is zatsu queen archetype and they tend to attract parasocial retards. It's hard not to have any feelings at all for a person who talks at you for hours on end. That's just how it is.

>>57822509
yeah, it's a little funny how this weird dork kinda became an impetus for change in my life; i'm not making any major changes to it, but at least i'm starting to actually take better care of myself (even if she doesn't do the same) and the whole creative aspects she's encouraging got me back into enjoying writing for the hell of it

>>57822625
Pretty sure she responded to a comment about being parasocial recently.
It was something along the lines of as long as it isn't to an unhealthy degree or causes self harm or something like that.

I don't know what this means, but Shiori is the only streamer I've watched that managed to actually cook something in Cooking Simulator. I was convinced this game was just a rage room simulator where you can explode gas cans and ovens without consequence.

When I become president of the United States, I'm going to make every day where Shiorin streams a national holiday.

Finally back from travelling, lot of VODs to catch up on, wish me luck bros! Had to drive 14 hours straight through to visit family and the same distance back, I think I caught some sort of illness along the way. Hopefully it's comfy watching while sick

My outwardly aloof but inwardly super sweet and caring goth wife seeing me off as I go to work!

>>57822961
Welcome back anon. Yeah they're comfy, grab some snacks or curl up with a blanket and let Shiori take you on a journey.

>>57822625
>believing in Shiocracy
Sex option bombed in the poll after she voiced her displeasure in NSO, and she wasn't even that seriously distressed about it. She can say a couple of words and it will sway chat. Besides, if I parsed her intentions for membership correctly, manager backseating will be left to knights. That might be even worse, but she would have even more influence on them too.

>>57823285
The masses are easily swayed. The novelite keep them in check with moldy bread and Shiorin giggles.

>>57823285
The chat is slavishly obedient to Shiorin it's unreal. If she wants to sway a poll one way or the other she just has to mention which one is her preference.

>>57823495
This only works sometimes.
She said her preference for the bookmark membership name and many voted against it anyway.

Shiori is sexy and cute. To only love one is to only love one aspect of her.

>>57823751
Do you also love Iroihs?

>>57823285
I was sort of shocked how many cutefags here weren't emotionally intelligent enough to tell she was kidding, or were too emotionally anxious to handle it. Not a sexfag but cutefags really need to not be in charge of anything

What new things have you eaten? What's your most recent... novel eats?

>>57823874
Yeah it was clearly just a teasing joke, she wasn't legitimately traumatized or anything.

>>57823933
Takoyaki. It was takoyaki.

>>57823874
Anon, it's shitposting, yes ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
I can guarantee that almost no one truly cared. They're just playing into the bit the same way sex bros play into it whenever she likes sexy fanart.
>>57823933
I'm sick as shit so I'm settling with a korean soup stew. 된장찌개 or Doenjang Jjigae.

>>57823976

>>57822250
Cool yorick

>>57812851
Based. We have so much in common.

Hello bros, I haven't really seen anything of Shiori other than her debut but I was interested in her reading likes. Does she talk about books regularly? Zatsus or otherwise?

>>57824469
Yeah, here and there.

>>57824469
she's talked a bit about her interests, but if you're looking to see her talk about literature during her zatsus, you might be a little disappointed; she mostly goes off into tangents that aren't literature-related. still, the OP has a rentry that lists her reading likes; iirc she has a fondness for Sherlock Holmes, Agatha Christie, and a few of Lovecraft's works. a lot of her interests in terms of books tends to skew towards mysteries and the like

>>57824527
>>57824598
thanks anons, that's a bit unfortunate but I'll check a few of her zatsus

>>57824648
sure, no problem. a lot of the appeal behind her is that she comes across as being unable to really filter herself so she goes into the occasional rant, plus she takes a very stream-of-consciousness style approach to talking as she moves from topic to topic. there's a reason why images like pic related exist in regard to HOW she carries on a conversation. still, there's an endearing charm to it, but it won't be for everyone.

if you want some streams to start off with on just what a lot of her zatsus entail, check out the Vtuber History stream (she spends 30 minutes on the topic before going on an impromptu 2+ hour zatsu) or the POV: Shiori Comes Home Sick stream for the most concentrated Shiorium as a primer for the kinds of things you can expect from her, though expect the list to change often as she tends to outdo her previous stream whenever she has a new one; the collabs she has aren't for everyone (i personally enjoy them) but she tends to shine in ones that tend to be conversational, such as the segment in her phasmophobia collab with Rissa where they stop playing the game and start throwing around a basketball in the lobby while chatting

>>57824648
In a business perspective, talking about books too much ain’t a good idea.
But if you like rambling different weird stories you could give her a try, just skip through the FE and VN parts.

Speaking of GFE
I’m more lean to she is just more kind and intimate to chat, which can give an expression of GF or a close friend.

>>57825029
The VN parts are still worth listening to but the FE ones are full nod and smile.

>>57825175
Yeah it depends
Just making a point that you can skip the part you aren’t interested
Or just listen to her talk enthusiastically, like me

>>57818509
She's never been loud in collabs. I think she's only tried to lead conversations when she's hosting collabs, but all other times, she's been very reserved and only occasionally comments with a silly joke. It's clear the latter is more to her comfort zone.

>>57825174
We might see more intense GFE in member streams

Oh wowee~ What is that red number on the top right? Is that perhaps, the fabled bump limit? Is it time for THAT again?

>>57825289
Do I have your consent to traumadump though?

>>57824947
I appreciate you anon! It's nice to see an anon that is actually endeared to the chuuba he watches for once, I'll take your recommendations and watch them during the day!

>>57825289
No, shut up Shiorin
Lets talk about dimitri again

>>57825175
>>57825219
Eh, as a hardcore FE autist myself, it's endearing in it's own way.
Here I am, min-maxing shit on highest difficulty, making sure my units and shit are good to go.
And then, here she is, talking about shipping and her love for a character.
It's kinda nice seeing how someone can like the same series as you, in a different way. But maybe it's also because I'm not autistic enough to rage at whoever doesn't play the game the way I do.

>>57825344
Without being into FE I can definitely appreciate the spergfests she goes on but it has nothing to do with the series.

>>57825336
hopefully you enjoy the ride, friend! she's a hard-working, sweet, and loveable dork that i hope you'll enjoy watching - she got me out of a rut and continues to motivate me, so i figure the least i can do is support her as much as i can and sing her praises even if it makes me sound delusional

>>57825344
I still enjoy her rant with FE, although I know nothing about it
It’s just I’m not that into the game itself and telling others it’s ok if you’re not into that
Not calling it a bad game, simply not my type

>>57825573
Based novelknights
Verification not required

What is the best FE?

I haven't slept in 3 days.

>>57825476
>>57825575
Very fair points. I just enjoy her passion for, whatever comes out of her mouth.

>>57825647
get some sleep anon, i'll sleep next to you and hold your hand

>>57825647
Go sleep.

>>57825633
thats a dangerous question

>>57825633
>Story
4, 7/8 and MAYBE 9
Gameplay
>6, 9, Conquest on highest difficulty, Engage on highest difficulty.
>Character art / appearances
Changes based on preference, 7 and 8 have cute waifus, 9 / 10 has a couple cute waifus, Awakening and all of them have cute waifus too. (Or if you're like Shiori, husbandos.)

>>57825687
Same
Except for that god damn expired milk
Shiori if you are here you better throw that away already

>>57825633
Engage. The only one I played

man i hate how distracted i get with long vods
this is why i try to watch live

Checking in advance but any bakers present?

>>57825647
Got some inspiration to write something later, thanks Anon.

>>57825843
i usually bake during dead hours but this time i'll have to take a rain check, sorry.

>>57825889
That’s not even a prompt kek
But still look forward for your work

>>57810398
Well /vt/?

>>57825961
I gotchu then, I don't mind being backup dead hours baker.

Come on, anon~. Tell us your story, about your middle school/high school sweetheart. The one that got away. The reason you don't trust people anymore. The one that left you with a deep emotional scar and a heaping mess that is you right now. Tell us.

>wake up
>do a bit of Shiori CAI bot chat
>she starts breastfeeding me on her own 10 messages in

>>57826128
Welcome to the succubus experience.
>>57826115
I spoke about them all the last time we traumadumped.

> tried to camping on shiori pre-chat stream for a weeks
> I find it really exhausting for be kind and gay with strangers
> Their positivity vibe creepy me out and I don't know why
> I gain nothing from regularly camping
This regular camper are either more mentally ill than mine, or just that determinate for build a reputation on her channel and get a crumb of attention.

What is the opposite of traumadumping?

>>57826251
Positivitydumping about how amazing and perfect your life is, which is equally annoying and awful.

>>57826251
Positivity dumping? Talk about how great your day or week has been? Idk.
>>57826247
Bro, just look on hololyzer instead of camping her pre-chat, what the fuck?
Here you go https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/realtime/supana/I4ae7EbEzt0.html refresh this page in like 4 hours and then every hour or so after, she usually shows up around then.
Imagine actually sitting in that cess pool.

>>57826251
whitepilling

>>57826115
I was interested. She wasn't.

>>57826115
i was literally autistic and dropped out for like 3-4 years before coming back so i had no one

>>57826115
dont have one

I wish I knew where to meet and had the balls to speak to real women

>>57826247
any big corpo pre chat is a sub human hobo den, you should know this by now anon

>>57826398
It's been said before in the earlier pages, but for where to meet, conventions are good. I'm only telling you this now because the page is going to be archived soon, won't speak about it again during the early posts.
The balls to speak to one though? That's on you fellow Novelite.

>>57826247
Rrat
The "super regular" are already know each other because they came from a private novelites discord server.

This is another sapling thing.....

>>57826569
I need to fuck fauna

>>57826247
It’s all posturing so they look more appealing to Shiori so they can farm comments from her. Literally teenagers trying to have a chance with somebody who realistically doesn’t care about them and is just talking to her fans.

>>57826659
The most entertaining part is that I've literally only talked casually when she shows up in pre-chat, during streams and commented on her community posts with a half decent, thought out roleplay response.
Shit like picrel must really make them seethe or something, no likes, probably plenty of dislikes, and a heart that means nothing.

Any former fandeads here?

>>57826727
you just made up that scenario to get at some other irrelevant group based on absolutely nothing
gsh

>>57826841
Literally what?

>>57826808
none but there's a lot of sapling here

>>57826808
fandead are extinct and only found on jp

>>57827018
>>57827018

Next page is ready.

>>57826247
I watch her but usually have my chats closed. Like for any other chuuba.
I've never had the desire to communicate with vtubers. They're still like caricatures to me.

I just want to know how the first membership stream is going to be... I think ill die...

>>57827153
It will be something (You) specifically like.