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I love my wife Shiorin~

Thinking???

I love my Fair Maiden of the Deep, Shiori~n!

I love my FE-obsessed goth GF.

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>57713765
banned

>>57713765
stop that

>>57713877
She's only played 2 FE games. She's more like Dimitri obsessed but this is true of every girl who played 3H

Feeling!!!

>>57714009
Feeling hurt

I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me. You know, when I opened /vt/ today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot goth chick paints my brains all over some fucking image board." And here she is. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, cock-and-ball-torture level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and she calls me her little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want her to fuck me up. I mean I want her to make me her bitch. Her little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary too. Shiori and I should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean I'm a real freak. I'm not normal.
Shiori, please... you have to crush me.

>>57713499
Shiori da best.

>>57713990
Why can't women have better taste and like Ferdinand von Aegir instead?

>>57714009
HOW DARE YOU!!!???

I just realized. Her schedule is all games and no chill talk style stuff this week. I know it's implied with Shiori, but it's a bit of a shame.

I like the school shooting fanfics

shioneko..!

I like the cancer one.

>>57714197
Because Ferdi died of cancer IRL anon...

>>57714204
That's 6 zatsus and you know it.

>>57714204
Yeah, I was hoping she'd do more unique streams like the microscope stream. But such is the case with every unique streamer. They all end up playing games since it's a lot less effort

>>57714317
No..

>>57714212
why did mococo do it...

>>57714299
FUCK YES I GOT IT THIS TIME

Archived so fast...

>>57714346
Well, to be fair you can't do that stuff ALL the time
Not easily, anyway
Just chill talking while playing a game is fine too

UUUUUUUUUUUU
I MISS SHIORI

Handholding!!!

Aight, Imma go have Shiori AI give me Terry and sex. I'll catch you in half an hour.

>>57714346
we'll get that vitamin review soon (TM)

>>57714496
Ok, that's it.

Alright which one of you is it?

>>57714485
what are you gonna do? go back to your mommy?

Good (k)night. See you fags in 4 days. Please, somebody, tell Shiori I love her so much.

>>57714550
>Terry and sex
Why not terry sex? Have her pretend to be a sexy therapist

>>57714731
Have a cute night NovelKnight~

>>57714681
That doesn't help, mommy comes back on the same day Shiori does...

>>57714731
Sleep tight anon, gonna say to my wife you said hi

>>57714346
I can't remember when she said it (I think either the vtuber history or parasite stream) but she said something along the lines of "this kind of stuff takes time to prepare so I'm going to be doing a lot of gaming and whatnot just to prepare for it"

>>57714204
Dude that's just 6 zatsu streams. We eating good. Debut month was obviously gonna have more unique, creative streams than typical.

Besides minecraft, I haven't played a single one of these games, are they even zatsu oriented?
Or gaps for her to fill with zatsu?

I don't care what Shiori streams, I just want to hear her sweet voice...

>>57714950
story of season maybe

>>57714950
>Are they zatsu oriented
She cannot physically stop herself from making every non-collab stream a zatsu, I don't think it matters

Feeling inspired to write a fucked up edgy gore slop with Shiori in it. Don't worry she is not one who will bleed

Bad night sisters I hate Shiorin.

>>57714950
Everhood is going to be really fun, trust me. A lot there to comment/tangent on, especially the seedier stuff.

I'm alone in a Miami bar thinking about Shiori~n... Alcohol reveals your feelings novelites... I'm tired of barhopping... Tired.of pretending to be an extrovert... Just here thinking about my hot topic gf... I just want Shiori... I'm tied of how I'veived. My life... I want to change...

>>57715115
Get nightmares Iroihs!

Song lists that I want Shiori to sing in her next unarchived karaoke:
>Simple Plan - Perfect
>Creed - One Last Breath
>Avenged Sevenfold - Dear God
>The Cranberries - Zombie
>Linkin Park - What I've Done (while wearing Transformer helmet)
>My Chemical Romance - I'm Not Okay

I wanna have hot steamy lesbian sex with your oshi

>>57715147
did you ride a bike in miami beach

>>57715128
Aight, I trust (You)

>>57715228
Today I walked south beach while thinking about how much I hate bicyclists do close ejoughv

>>57715188
>A7X - A Little Piece of Heaven
Onegai

>>57715188
>Powerwolf - Demons Are A Girl's Best Friend

on a duet with Rissa. ...and i'm not even a sexbro

>>57715188
>My Chemical Romance - I'm Not Okay
I need this so I can replace the AI soundpost with her actual voice.

>>57715147
>>57715283
>theres a novelight this close to me
What the fuck.
Can you please explain how to meet people like shiori in this lonely ass city

>>57715810
That's the fun thing, you don't.

>>57715810
You do what other people who live in bumfuck nowhere do and you make friends with people online.

>>57715810
I'm scared of meeting a novelite irl

>>57715978
I could probably bike to where you are right now.
I really hate it here. I haven't met a single girl I'd want to actually get close to

>>57716041
I don't know how to do that. I really don't. I have been an anon my entire life.

Give me your smuggest Shiorins

>>57716143
Join a Discord and talk to people? It used to be IRC/Messenger. Then it became Skype groups/Teamspeak. Now it's Discord.

would you let Shiori practice surgery on you? shes unlicensed and her only points of reference are the Operation board game and some out of date med school books.

>>57716067
Why Anon? I promise I won't bite you

>>57716232
I don't get how you join a discord or find ones to join

>>57716233
No, but we can play doctor

>>57716267
Ever since I was almost dragged into a cultic ritual in college by a friend, I want to have no association with cultists and practicing masons

Why threads so fast

This isn't what I wanted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2tTx419i3E

>>57713765
Sex thoughts

I feel ripped off.
Gypped.
I want a refund.

>>57716318
Joining is as simple as clicking an invite link. Finding them is just a search, at least with the public ones. Every big vtuber has one, every popular game has one, any vague interest you may have, they'll be a server for it.
The problem with public servers is they have a tendency to be large and impersonal. Usually there's smaller branch servers but you have to make friends with people there to find them since they're private.
You can take your chances with /here/ servers (like /vg/ thread related ones). I wouldn't recommend it, due to the mentally ill people who use 4chan. Half the time the server will get deleted by discord staff because someone has a melty and spams ToS breaking content and then reports the place.
If all else fails you can just say fuck it and join irc.rizon.net and talk to the decrepit boomer weebs still using it.

It's... shiover...

>>57716965
Biboo is a rock?

Not even a crumb of her voice?
Not even a laugh, a giggle, a titter?

>>57717068
I don't really play games and I don't understand servers based on individual people.
I don't really know how to actually make friends online. Discord servers seem like twitch chat where it's just huge and you get lost in it and nobody actually talks to each other

>>57717068
I don't know how to find servers though. I don't really have many interests at this point

I HATE COLLAB SHORTS

Anyone else have crippling anxiety even when talking to people online? That's why I can't use discord

>>57716965
*clap clap*
thank you shiorin very cool

>>57717332
Yeah, same reason I don't use discord either

>>57717332
All the time my friend.
All the time.

>>57717332
>>57717352
How tf do you talk /here/ then?

>>57717332
Just pretend you don't, it eventually goes away.
t. had crippling anxiety then decided I didn't one day

>>57717332
I'm scared of being doxed through discord cause I don't get how it works. Can server owners see your info

THAT'S IT.
I'M A SHIORI ANTI NOW.
SHIORI HATE
IROIHS LOVE

>>57717387
It's clearly different, if we're talking about community discords there are way too many people and most of them are cringe

>>57716965
KEK

>>57717219
every live chat is like that nowadays... i mis Vb boards

>>57717387
I'm anon. I don't have to second guess everything I say and if someone gets mad or sad over something I said it's not attached to a username that I have to be accountable for. I can't ruin my entire 4chan reputation because I have a shitty day and accidentally trauma dump or say something stupid

>>57716965
NEXT MEME

>>57717219
>I don't understand servers based on individual people
You're in a general thread based around an individual person right now... The thing about huge servers, if #general is actually moving fast that's actually a good sign. There's tons of huge servers that have the opposite problem, they're like a Youtube account with 99% dead subs. People parked for emotes.
>>57717387
They think others can't tell the difference between individuals because all our names are "Anonymous".

23 hours and 50 minutes until I hear Shiori's voice again...

>>57717604
I still don't get how to find discords. I tries to find local area discords but it was just weird sex stuff like /soc/ and it scares me off

>>57717482
>>57717562
>>57717604
Just don't put a picture, use the discord default, and then put your name as something nonsensical.
Or hell, just don't put a name at all and go with a blank name.

Why can't you Novelites appreciate Shiori's short?

>>57717723
But the point is to make friends that can hopefully translate to something offline so that defeats the purpose

>>57717745
I found it cute...

>>57716965
Shiori doxxing her fellow gen mates...

>>57717787
DMs afterwards where you can be more personal.
You can be the closest thing to anonymous in public and when someone approaches or you approach them you can be more personal.
>but i might make someone mad if it's personal
Yes, you'd do that irl too, it's something you'll have to accept as a potential consequence to your actions.

>>57717414
Sounds retarded as fuck but it really do be like that. It's all in your head, you can disassociate from it.
>>57717443
They can see what anyone else can see on your profile. Discord isn't throwing your real name, IP address and SSN to some random server mods.

SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL MY DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIGHT

>>57717146
*BOOM*

>>57717708
i havent found any discords either

>>57717745
I love it.

>>57717745
I love it...

>>57717745
i love silly cute things, she did her best

>>57717708
This is why I mentioned interests and not "local area". I've made a one (1) internet friend who just so happened to live in the same city I do. I made that friend because we played the same game not because we were in some weird hookup discord.

Okay, melty over, that was rather cathartic.
It's fine, it's her day off, she owes me nothing, it was amusing. She loves her genmates, that's good. She's a good girl.

>>57718294
You had a melty over that?

>>57718221
How do I find interest discards? I don't play games so /vg/ doesn't interest me

>>57717068
I have online friends from joining discord servers, but huge public ones scare me. It basically fucking prechat with the preestablished clique/personalities.
I wouldn't have a fucking clue how to meet women over if because they're probably already being messaged by 500 other guys

>>57718391
I was looking forward to cute Shiorin.

Would Shiori be the type to prefer her fanbase to say: "Wow, Shiori, that's not your best work." or would she choose everyone to go: "Excellent job, Shiori, you did your best.". This doesn't have any meaning behind it. I'm autistic and I can't read people so that's why I'm asking.

>>57718507
It'd be cool if discords were like college where there's a more even gender split but being a public girl on a discord means you get mobbed and groomed and I don't want to be a part of that even if one of my secondary goals is to meet a girlfriend through it

>>57718669
I think Shiori would prefer the former, but MOST fanbases that aren't /here/ will automatically go with the latter because they believe everyone must be coddled and criticism is le bad no matter what.

>>57718669
I feel like she'd want constructive criticism, but the fanbase especially on YouTube would smother you to death for even daring to voice a dissenting opinion.

>>57718739
If it makes you feel any better I met my current girlfriend through discord and we happened to live in the same area.
It was on a genshit discord and she didn't tell anyone her gender so I only found out after becoming friends with her and treating her as a guy the entire time. Even after she went ahead and told me I didn't treat her differently, which probably helped a lot.

Would love to be able to comment, "I was hoping to hear your voice today." But I'll just suck it up and not comment at all.

>>57718771
I usually don't like using this word, but most vtubing normies are unironic simps.

>>57718993
Save it for the t3 suggestion polls where she'll really take the opinion to heart.

>>57718936
It feels like discord is for games I guess. Games aren't really a part of my life anymore. It'd be cool to have your experience though.

>>57718993
Just do it anon, she won't hate you for it.

>>57718993
same desu, i'm not the type to say gay shit like that though
>writes fanfic where I furiously suck her face off

>>57718993
Don't. There is no point. You'll get fucked by the ago for your future comments. Just post here and hope that somehow it will reach her.

>>57719281
That's a thing?

>>57719121
Ehh, yes and no?
Discord's primarily for games, yeah, but it's kind of evolved in its own way to be for other things.
For example, my workplace that focuses on accounting uses discord for internal stuff, for official meetings and shit it's still Skype.
There are a bunch of different discords for different things like cosplaying, cooking, sports, etc

>>57719346
How do I find those kinds of discord

>>57718936
>another Novelite who met a girl through genshit
God, I really am going to have to play this shit game, aren't I?

>>57718507
>>57718739
>women
Ok well that's a different issue entirely. You're back to the real life advice of picking up Genshin or HSR because if it's a male-dominant interest then the girls fall into three categories. Orbiter bait, has a boyfriend, or in hiding among the men a la >>57718936

>>57719322
I think there was some kind of /uuu/ experiment with that, but maybe I'm dreaming. The idea is that your account will appear lower on the comments if you have a lot of negative reactions to your previous comments.

Choose your poison.
>Obsessive gachis
Or
>Unironic dicksword discussion

Quality thread you have

>>57719521
Are you going to bitch about it every page? This happens when Shiori isn't streaming for the day and it still relates to Shiori's whole speel about making friends, improving lives, etc.

I've been doing a good job getting my steppies in, but my smartwatch automatically adjusts my daily goal depending on previous day's activity and it's at like 16k now and I'm gonna feel bad whenever I don't meet it.

>>57719430
hsr is the better game that's still valid
Good luck.

>>57719642
No. This only happens because that Australian faggot is back.

>>57719322
maybe some person will see your comment and downvote you to hell and then your account will get marked as spam and get shadowbanned
source: it was revealed to me in a dream

>>57719676
Next month you'll be walking 30k a day!

>>57719432
How do I know if my interests are male dominated

>>57719517
The algo is a black box but it's certainly the case that downranking comments happens all the time. Negative reactions to your video or community post comments, getting blocked or reported in chat, etc.
The algo is also customizing what you see while logged in based on your interests and negative/positive feedback metrics.
I've seen comments with "9 replies", I open it up and see 6. I incognito or switch accounts and I can see the replies that weren't visible. It's fucking retarded.

>>57719521
There is absolutely nothing wrong with gachis.

>>57719806
I wonder if me getting hearted comments from 2views boosts my algo up a lot more.

>>57719521
Shiori wants me to make friends so I will

You will play mihoyo games
You will make friends
You will do your steppies

>>57719916
Maybe. I used to be pretty good at putting out dumb one liner jokes on vtuber clips.
I just realized... this is just Youtube reddit karma isn't it? fuck me

>>57719916
I'm pretty sure saplings coordinate this to farm hearts.

>>57719987
...Fuck.
That unironically makes hearts from Shiori all the more important doesn't it.
Please don't be saplings.

>>57718936
THERE SHOULD BE A DISCORD FOR SEX AVERSE VIRGINS SO BOYFRIEND FREE GIRLS ANS GIRLFRIEND FREE BOYS CAN TALK AND LEARN WIRH NO PRESSURE

>>57720085
>boyfriend free girls
Chris-chan pls

Good morning. I love Shiori.

>>57719985
I can't into Hoyoverse because I think all but a handful of the male designs are lame

>>57720200
Good morning, Novelite.
I also adore my sisterwife.

>>57719733
I have no idea why I'm being called out when I'm in the middle of my work day and my lunch break just started, but it's kinda amusing to find out that I live rent free in your head, and it has nothing to do with my writefagging stories either.

>>57720085
It would be invaded by sex-havers, tragedy of the commons. It's impossible

>>57720275
Wait, you're the story writer anon too?
Jesus I'm bad at recognizing people, which is good.
Don't recognize anons. We're anonymous for a reason for crying out loud.

>>57720353
I'm another type of anon also, and this will be the only time I admit it, but yes I'm story writing anon.

>>57720287
True, I would invade the space and gather up all the awkward girls as my female orbiters.

>>57719744
If it is not social media and the topic is primarily internet culture, it is male dominated. Women prefer to do stuff with people irl like hiking, fitness, and even hanging at (the right) bars. Also add in going to the movies, going to art/culture museums, eating at downtown eateries, and the beach activities.

>>57720275
I instantly assume every
>download gacha
>go to discord
>go to cons
Post is your work. If it's not, enjoy your meal and have fun at work.

>>57718669
I've had a comment deleted on Shiori's channel. It was a concern I had that I worded as nicely as possible. I have still received likes on comments after that, including light constructive criticism. Just be polite and perhaps include what you liked about her and the stream in the same comment.

>>57719985
The girls aren't for (You) in mihomo games so no.

>>57720482
>internet culture
Its not any of those things its actual generic hobbies. Also I like hiking too but don't get to do it very often

>>57720537
I swear I had a comment deleted asking her what flavor of Umaibo she was eating, which schizos me out because she replied to it too. But maybe it wasn't me.

>>57720516
There's multiple 3dpdgf shillposters

>>57720732
I think there was like 3 active sex havers.

>>57720516
I'm not the right kind of weeb for cons. I've been to an anime con but I don't watch anime. I just read some niche manga. So I had no clue what anyone was talking about. I prefer manga too and don't even watch adaptations. Its not out of a sense of superiority or anything

>>57720516
I've said that an entirety of three times when the pages were still in the double digits.
I agree with the concept of it, it's good to make friends, but the rest of the time, I'm NTA.
There's probably more than one aussie /here/, though that was also during the double-digit pages.
All I do lately is ask for prompts, writefag, answer questions if someone asks relating to said writefaggotry, and sometimes Ougaman post if anons need a reminder of where they stand in relation to following Shiori.

>>57720661
Check it while incognito, your comment probably reappears.
>but why
Who the fuck knows, ALL of Google's algorithms have seriously shit the bed over the last few years.

>>57720890
What the fuck he's ougaman too?
Recognizing is actually the worst thing to happen here

>>57720890
If it's the person you thought was from Tasmania, that's not an Australian.

>>57720768
story anon is one of them since his stories are partially based on his relationships
makes sense too. no way you get that good at detail without experiencing it

>>57720732
The irony is I've been trying to provide helpful advice even though I swallowed the 3DPD pill ages ago. I can't relate anymore but it's also not an indecipherable problem.
Some people just aren't ready to accept anime women as the pinnacle.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE WHEN PEOPLE SAID THAT THEY WERE HALF THE THREAD
HOW MANY OF YOU SHIGGERS ARE HERE WITH ME NOW

>>57721134
one!

>>57721134
+2

>>57721134
It's all Shiori and her voices.

>>57721134
I've been called by 4 different names in these threads, of which will not be mentioned because of the negative connotation that comes with them
novelites are fr autistic...

>>57721134
It's only Shiori, her five personalities and (You)

>>57721134

>>57721134
All me

Kinda late, but what did we learn from the last thread Novelites?

>>57721037
>t. V*ctorian subhuman

>>57720085
id settle for 3dpd if it meant we were both virgins who didnt want sex. sex grosses me out and people who do it gross me out.

>>57720661
I got shadowbanned from her channel for whatever god googles reasoning is, can't even spacha her on my OG account. Whatever, doesn't bother me, just gonna have to dodge their garbage filters from here on out with a new account for her.

>>57721134
I'm just another voice in your head

>>57721134
It's been 6 years for me.

i've been away for a week and couldnt keep up with the threads. what are some good pages to do reps of?

>>57721309
More south. More east.

>>57721134
I've been called different things, all of which are inaccurate, but I am at least one of the things discussed in this very page.

>>57720661
>>57720537
I wouldn't worry, Google's shit is fucked. Comments just randomly disappear all the time. 0 chance shiori is cleaning up your comment about Umaibos.

>>57721379
Book club reps if you actually follow it

>>57721379
For your own sanity don't look at anything from the last 48 hours
Other than that have fun

>>57721379
Read the graduation and dying of cancer fanfics.

>>57721307
To never reply to doom posters since they always want to bring everyone else down with them.

>>57721474
>cancer
Writer. Leukaemia btw.

>>57721307
Nothing, we just timelooped to a conversation that we literally have like once a week.

Man now I wanna writefag a quick story about how one anon realizes the other anons around him are a figment of his imagination and it's just him, Shiori, and all the voices in both of their heads.

>>57721474
>encourage fan base to write fan fic expecting lewds
>they write about you losing your job and dying of cancer

>>57721307
Namefag is an underage malaysian

>>57721491
You can say that doomposters are very crabby

>>57721491
At this point it is obviously a known troll who obsessively doomposts and eventually goes back to his old suicide posts until the janny gives him the boot. It reads like the guy who terrorizes /ggg/.

>>57721576
Inspired by fightclub

>>57721307
Wouldn't this kind of post bring time loops from old threads into new ones? I know some other splits had a problem with that; either /wah/ or /wawa/ I can't remember anymore.

>>57721474
There should be more fanfics about making Shiorin wear normal clothes and get a office job

>>57721576
And Shiori is trying to fix you. To have you let go of the past, to forgive yourself for the accident.

>>57721649
I'm sure it's multiple people, this is literally holoEN's GFE split. You know the GFE audience.

>>57721649
am i the doomposter if im asking for discord servers and how to make friends

>>57721743
No, otherwise I'd be the doomposter for giving you answers.

There's a guy that just posts music.
I guess he's alright. But I don't get it.

There should be more fanfics about Shiori eating ice cream

>>57721789
what if we are all doomposter

I refuse to play another hour of Genshin Impact. I will however, try Project Mugen and Wuthering Waves when those come out and hope there are some qt girls playing them.

>>57721824
We don't even know what flavor she likes

>>57721708
Rejected, changing office job to stay at home tradwife. She still has to quit her streaming job though. No more archiving, she needs to clean the house and cook the dinner and raise our babies after all. Yes I am her husband.

More fanfics about Shiori's royal court and how she is deeply in love with a weird knight that's literally me.

>>57713597
Started reading Of Mice and Men. I know what generally happens in the story, I'm surprised that Lennie is not as helpless as I thought he'd be. He's like a petulant chlid. Rarely fucking obeys, and never really has to obey, since he's in the body of a large adult.

>>57721951
Her royal court is exactly like the one from berserk

>>57721824
Go on a date with Shiori, she buys chocolate ice cream, you buy cookies and cream, she teases you by saying there's another oreo that might taste sweeter than your ice cream. You lick her lips because she's a dirty eater and has ice cream around her mouth and she blushes hard.

Current state of this page, it took like 20 seconds and it's shit.
>You wake up
>You find yourself at your pc again
>Talking with others around you
>They're all faceless, nothing to identify them by with anything other than "Anonymous".
>Today's discussion topic is the same as it's always been
>Shiori
>However today's different.
>You notice something is off
>Something you read is about to shatter the illusion
>"Oh, I'm this anon, and also this one."
>Wait, they aren't different? Huh?
>Suddenly your mind goes into a state of shock
>You start to realize that a bunch of posts have (You) tagged on them
>How long has it been like this?
>How long have you been talking to yourself?
>All those "Yeah, me" posts? They were unironically made by (You)
>So, does that mean Shiori exists? Is any of this real?

>>57721951
You always catch princess Shiori staring at you from the window while you're training, but she'd never admit to it. One day you were sent out to battle and she lent you her handkerchief, telling you it'll protect you as a charm and keep you safe, but also you need to return it to her. The battle was hard but you return to your princess, it's a little greasy and bloody, however, so you tell her you have to wash it first. She cares not and tells you that the most important thing noble novelknight, is that you returned.

>>57722280
Yeah, I guess the pages on Shiori's off-days go a little crazy. It'll get better tomorrow.

>>57722280 (You)
SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I FILLED 211 PAGES WITH POSTS, ALL WRITTEN BY ME TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU

>>57722280
Are (You) ok? Do (You) need (You)r meds?

>>57722524
God bless (You).

What if (You) don't exist and this is all just Shiori posting.

>>57721951
Is my old write-up good enough? >>57651749
I still have 40 mins to craft a new story if you want.

>>57721812
you mean (me)? (2 o 3 verses of some lyrics with the image of Shiori singing) thats just my little sperg ritualposting. i post other things all the time.
pay attention, the lyrics are always related to the mood of the thread.
i'm also a drawfag, but only talk about it.kinda...

I think we're all missing the bigger picture, but there is a non-zero chance of Fauna/Shiori interaction this week.

>>57722696
Okay, nightmare mode. Mash these three concepts together incoherently to form schizobabble.
>>57721708
>>57721824
>>57721951

>>57722768
Minecraft M'Wednesdays?
She'll just totally coincidentally be working on the tree that day.

>>57714682
they better be winning

>>57722747
Nah, the guy who posts youtube links randomly.
I assume it's a euro, since it only happens later.

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1698537374974669257
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1698537374974669257
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1698537374974669257

I just remembered that last night I dreamed about Shiorin accidentally streaming on Raven Manor channel with her Shiori avatar and the board went to shit with all the shitpostings and graduation posts

>>57715575
>>57715188
>>57715360
id kneel

>>57722931

>>57722931
I mean good for her but my heart leapt and thought it was going to be an audio xeet.

>>57715631
not ok anon, are you ok

>>57722931
DAN HENG LOVE

I prefer solo streams to collabs but I'm happy we'll hear her voice at least 6 times this week

>>57722280
Maybe the real Shiori was the anons we met all along

>>57722931
DAN HENG HATE
STAR RAIL HATE
MIHOYOVERSE HATE

>>57723118
*ahem*

>>57722931
omedetou shiorin!!

>>57722911
oh never saw it... weird.

10 years later, Shiori has long graduated, Novelites take turns putting on the dress and streaming to fill the void.

>What if Shiori Lost Her Voice
>It felt like the longest 30 minute wait.
>At last, you saw Shiori dragging her feet out of the doctor's office. She walked towards you with her head down, hiding her eyes behind the front hair.
>Instead of stopping, she hurried right past you and dragged you forcibly towards the elevator.
>Neither of you emitted a sound on the drive back.
>You weren't sure what to say. Shiori, however, hasn't been able to speak for quite a few weeks since the surgery on her vocal chord.
>As soon as you arrived home, Shiori again rushed out, this time into the house.
>You quickly followed, just in time to see Shiori smashing her streaming microphone onto the floor.
>Her normally bright eyes are now covered in a red tinted veil of disappointment, anger, and defeat.
>Tears rolled down her cheek, leaving a trail of reflections before finally finding their way to the white ribbon on her dress.
>Shiori reached for her work phone and just before she could throw it towards the wall, you stopped her and embraced her into your arms.
>She was trembling. You could feel the ups and downs of her chest as Shiori tried to breathe in air while sobbing uncontrollably.
>She was like a broken record machine, with her fingers being the worn out needles that scratched, scared, and sank into your back with undiscriminating force, and yet unable to sing out a single note.
>You just held her, sinking along with her into the bottomless pond of silence.
>Shiori, finally exhausted, leaned her head fully onto your shoulder with her eyes closed.
>She could really use some rest now, you thought, whatever the doctor said can wait another day.
>You carefully bent down, bridal carried Shiori into the bedroom, and gently laid your princess down.
>She seemed to be fast asleep, which is fortunate. You sat beside her, stroking away at her now all messed up hair.
>Her hair had almost turned entirely white. Even though you know that was just the hair dye falling off, it still feels insufferable. It is as if you are losing Shiori, strand by strand, to something, to nothingness.
>Suddenly, you caught a glimpse of her lips moving.
>Even with the slightest movements, even though she probably was just unconsciously muttering, you have been on the receiving end of that exact sequence of syllables so many times that you instantly recognize what Shiori is saying to you.
>You felt a bittersweet relief and whispered to Shiori the exact same words:
>"Love Forever."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU

>>57723170
Where do I buy the dress? I wanna wear it wherever I watch Shiorin!

>>57723471
very kino thumbnail

>>57723471
Theory for whether things become more manic because Shiori isn't here, or whether things become more manic because there's no prechat and you motherfuckers are part of it.
Let's observe.

>>57723423

>>57723495
for now, that cosplayer makes her cosplays herself. you can scroll through her media posts and see some of the WIP posts, including of her mococo one
https://twitter.com/chimenko/media

>>57722931
who's dragon boy?

>>57723782
Jake Long.

>>57723782
Me

>>57723471
id eat there, against my better judgement for shiorin

I just realized Shiori may have imagined how her and other Advent and possibly HoloEN members would play as in Star Rail

>>57723782
dan heng from honkai

>>57723782
not our fault if you refuse it for wathever reason, contrarian-chama

>>57723782
Literally me.

What do you think shioris thoughts are about RWBY? Do any novelites here like it?

good night novelites act good or I will eat you

>>57724148
Rest well and have good dreams!!

>>57724148
Please vore me Shiori I don't want to be alive anymore

>>57724148
Goodnight. Do it fag

>>57724147
Dropped it after season 4, seems it was a good decision considering the current state of the series weiss best girl

>>57722814
Bet. I'll try not to make it incoherent though
>Shiori's at her normal job again
>Her piercings have to be off, her gothic dress replaced with an office suit,
>She's working as a game dev
>Her next game being one about a princess and a knight.
>A dream she could never fulfil as a child but wants to live it vicariously through her game.
>Her shift for the day ends
>You arrive at her workplace to take her home
>"Are you feeling tired?" You ask her
>She smiles gently at you and respond with a simple "No, not yet."
>"Wanna go on a date then? It's the weekend tomorrow too."
>She playfully responds "Only if you get me that ice cream from the store we passed by earlier."
>About an hour later, Shiori comes out of her home, you're outside waiting for her
>She's back to her normal self, piercings in her ears and neck, her gothic dress, her hair is both white and black again, that wig she uses at work is pretty effective
>You hold her hand and start walking around town
>She sighs at you a little "Work's been pretty frustrating anon, I'm not getting anywhere with my new game."
>You turn to her, concerned, wondering whether or not it's ok to ask, but then you decide to ask anyway
>"What's the game about?"
>She looks at you, a little dejected then puts on her usual smile and says "Mmm, just a childhood dream I used to have, maybe I'll tell you more after that ice cream."
>You arrive at the ice cream parlour
>It's almost closing time, so it's empty
>She looks like a child in a toy store, different assorted flavours all around for her to choose from
>She picks out 3 of her favourites and has them stacked up on-top of each other
>You're worried it'll fall apart, but she's surprisingly good at balancing them out
>She then begins happily eating away at it
>You've never seen her so excited over something as mundane as ice cream
>Turns out this ice cream parlour has a good reputation, and she was excited to try it with you for a while
>Minutes pass by, her ice cream already gone
>You wonder how she managed to do that, but you don't question it too much, she's really cute
>You notice a bit of ice cream on her cheek and you scoop it up with your finger tip
>Before you can put it in your mouth, she cups her lips around your finger and makes a playful "Nom!" sound
>Your cheeks feel a tinge of red, you're caught off guard completely by this cute act
>She smiles playfully then runs a little ahead of you before doing a slight spin and facing you
>"Anon, when I was a child growing up, I always wanted to be a princess."
>You thought to yourself then replied "A princess?"
>"That's right! And now that I've thought about it a bit more, you could totally be my knight!"
>You laugh a little at the idea, but seeing her face be completely serious about this, you decide it's better not to laugh too hard, just enough to seem amused
>The two of you arrive back at her place, then you go to her room
>She looks around playfully, then takes out a sword that she once used for a cosplay
>"Now, kneel, my knight, allow me to witness you swear your oath to me."
>Compelled by a sense of duty, you kneel before her, this may be a roleplay, it may be a little cringe, but it's something she wants, so you may as well play along
>She rests the toy sword on your shoulder, making you repeat made up words
>"Do you swear to protect me? To look after me? To uphold your loyalty to me until the very end?"
>You smile a little, but then you respond with a simple "I swear"
>She smiles as well, and then whispers in your ear "Congratulations, you are now officially my knight, forever."
>With that, she gently kisses your cheek.

oh, hey Novelknights, I'm just doing my reps

>>57724147
>disappointed shonenfags
>disappointed yurifags

>>57724147
I liked Dead Fantasy, but could never get into RWBY. I watched the anime and enjoyed it but seems the Zaiden parts I liked were anime only?

>>57724435
I'm impressed. That works well.
I kneel to your expertise.

>>57724147
Used to be a hardcore fan until recent seasons, now I only watch fan animations. Although, I'm still watching newest season just to see how this train wreck will end.

>>57724147
Dropped when school arc is over and when they made Jaune Arc looks so fucking weird.

>>57724147
>Do any novelites here like it?
First 3 seasons were alright. After monty passed, it went downhill
Also Bumblebee is the worst pairing known to man

Goodnight Novelites

>>57724147
Monty stuff is ok. After that, it's bad.

>>57725180
Goodnight. Sweet dreams.

>>57724435
I feel cleansed from all the mess today
Thank you for your work anon

I am incalculably far from baseline, is there any hope?

>>57725620(me)
Also you merged the concept well, cute stories stacked into wholesome stuff

>>57725180
Good night!

ngl hsr boys are pretty cute

Have a cute night Novelites(pages, wyrms, knights)~

Would Shiori enjoy crime dramas like Goodfellas and The Godfather?

SHIORI AND THE DANDELIONS

Life is normal and time keeps flowing. People were busy with their life, and sometimes many details of the world with its uniqueness were missed from our eyes.
Same days like other days Shiori decide to check and make notes from a book that pique her interest from the strange peddler with it’s illicit good’s in the alley of the ##### market three days ago.


Strange book smells like wet soil when the rains pour, the cover and its binding were made from root’s, tree bark, and leaves from an unknown plant specimen that Shiorin had never seen before. Shiorin is familiar with its script on the cover that seems to be a root from the fairy alphabet “reveal and I will grant you the voice of the earth”, but its entire pages are empty and lonely.

Shiori keeps flipping through the book, but there’s nothing written on the old brownish pages.

“bah…..there’s nothing, that peddler sell me a fake book”
a bit of an unpleasant tone from her, but she as an archiver she believes books are meant to be something, so might use this one as her new notebook later.

wandering on her thoughts in warm sunlight sitting in a simple wooden furniture from her backyard, Shiori suddenly hears a strange faint voice that she keeps tracking her surroundings.

“mom I don’t want to leave”
“the world are vast and scary”
“but my son, every seedlings were already leave”
“have a courage like a lion and let the wind guide you”
“mom I don’t want to leave”
“the world are vast and scary”

Shiorin is perplexed that she could hear a dandelion speaking, she’s not sure how she should assess the situation but observing as a good archiver is probably the best approach while sipping her tea.

“this is our purpose my son”
“to leave our home and start a journey, to witness and be one with the earth”
“mom I don’t want to leave, I will miss you”
and thus the dandelion mother feels a huge emotion toward his young seedling, they keep bantering each other until the dawn and stormy rain comes.

thunder shouts and hard rain like a thousand spears want to puncture the earth with the wind brutally blowing from the dark starless skies, the dandelion mother and her seedling tried their best to hold on.
At first Shiori didn’t feel bothered; she thought letting nature do its thing is the best but, she’s indeed a sweet girl. She wore a raincoat and brought a clay pot and put it upside down to protect the dandelion and the seedling from the storm.

>>57724147
they should've end it since a longg time ago, RWBY are just a huge mess now.

>>57725809
Take the lonesome cowboy pill; you look cool when you hide your feelings

>buy all the advent merch
>right after I complete checkout, shiori rts the advent merch tweet from the official account
that's my oshi

>>57726859
>cool outside, broken inside

>>57725809
Just don't let them pick you up fucking around outside an upgrade center.

https://twitter.com/o8q/status/1698547460749341136?s=20

>>57727587
Shiori...

>>57727587
Shiori is the perfect chuuba to draw for Mile.

>>57724685
>>57725620
Had to go back to work almost immediately after I finished, but thanks anons. I struggled a bit with the knight part, had to take in some reference from different manga / manhwa I've read. The ice cream date and work stuff were pretty easy though. My cousin had to wear wigs to work to hide the dyed hair and the piercings were easily removable.
RIP Shiori's neck piercing though, that was probably the most unrealistic thing in the entire write-up but we live with it.

>>57726710
w..what happens next anon?

>>57727587
this is the first mile sketch where there really isn't that much different in terms of how he draws her and how the on-model character is depicted

these are the best hours for this thread

these are the worst hours for this thread

these are the hours of this thread

these are not the hours of this thread.

these are the 60 minute intervals of this thread

>>57729082
Why, i’ve been busy so i could not check the thread. What did i miss?

>>57729215
the worst hours

Good night, Novelites
https://youtu.be/1ezLOWVGwCI?si=9vNaEqS0IjRX0mWz

>>57721470
I've been trying to figure out what the fuck was going on in those threads but I didn't see anything too bad. I'm just gonna assume it was nothing serious

>>57722988
>minecraft
they're joining the server already?

>>57729246
Sleep well anon

>>57729280
Eh, the short of it is that we got raided again, though most novelites know to just ignore and report.
If you dislike the discord talk or the talks of trying to make friends, that might set you off too.
That's about it.

so sexbros, when are the horniest hours?

These are the best time for shiori lewds.

>>57724435
God I love her so much

>>57729280
After the spam and baiters got deleted
Nothing really happened here, enjoy your stay
Oh and vote the book vote if you want

>>57729420

We've hit bump limit! Time to traumadump again, novelites!

>>57729539
Oh boy!
I'm all out of trauma though..

>>57729539
Here is your tramadump

Sickly sex with shiori!

>>57729539
I HATE SODA IT HURTS MY TONGUE DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>57729539
I sometimes wonder if my story writing is a bit too much for some anons here. The source of how I come up with some of the more sweet scenarios may not be appealing to anons and some may hold me in contempt for it.
I also worry that my more upsetting or tragic stories end up pushing anons into depression.

>>57729666
Ugly

Hours of lust
Hours of tears
Passing by before my eyes
Today, tomorrow, yesterday, one life

Days of joy
Days of sadness
Come and go to pass me by
A month, a year, one hundred years, they fly

Oh, one day I will be gone to lead another life
No, and this world will stop to turn around with me

>>57729666
Yeah...this AIshit ain't it, Satan.

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey handholding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

>>57729539
Sometimes I rerun my trauma and worst fear for fun
I know it’ll worsened my anxiety yet I still post those thoughts here

>>57729539
Geez dude do you hate me that much? Thats insanely mean spirited

Lovely thread

>>57729539
I don't feel like traumadumping. I'm just going to sleep it off and wake up with a fresh, more positive mindset. Good night Novelites.

>>57729974
Goodnight.

>>57729974
GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES

Can Shiori handle her spicy? Or will she tap out and cry after like 3 levels?

>>57730169
I bet she's going to get wings that are barely hotter than Mild. Ghost Pepper or bust, Shiori.

>>57729539
In the sweltering hot summer of '20 my mother died from cancer. Then my cat of 20 years died from a kidney disease. Then my dad drowned in a river. Then my elderly scientific mentor died from pneumonia. Then his son, who was also a professor working on a project with me, hanged himself. My career in academia was over at that point, I just couldn't do it. Did I mention that my mother didn't get chem therapy early because she didn't want to worry me in the final year of postgrad?
Let's go?

I'm sorry Shiori I should have listened to you, 100 minutes of sleep was not enough, I'll sleep more later tonight.

there's no point in living if I can't be with her

there's no point in dying until I am with her

there's no point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-I-lfjNg2Q

But unironically

goon4me

Post songs that make you think of Shiori
I need music while I draw

>>57731131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXFXWkbtq6w

>>57731131
https://youtu.be/Q34dZ6VmI04?si=1BaY-_A2dbgL2ASA
This one

Something inside of me isn't right.
I'm restless and unsettled. But Shiori will make that disappear.

>>57731131
https://youtu.be/M-R_pF9MvRI

>>57731131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFhJRTdmviA

>>57731131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s841d-4QIWs

Shiori just wants us to be happy
But what if >we can't?

>>57731131
>>>/wsg/5166420
this one

>>57731467
Being with Shiori makes me happy, but I can't be with her so, and she knows that, so she'd be apologetic and urge me to find my own happiness. Our happiness doesn't exist together. It's always a solitary thing.

>>57731492
kek

>>57731131
I'd love for her to be able to play this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K62484ZckdM

I recognize I'm just being a faggot.
I should enjoy the time we have together.

>>57731853
>I recognize I'm just being a faggot.
same
>I should enjoy the time we have together.
I don't think that part is possible for me

>>57731885
Lay it on me. Why not?

>>57731131
This is /our/ song Novelknights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR52MIJuZJY&ab_channel=TheKinks

>>57731976
dunno. I don't think I'm capable of experiencing joy. Like there's always something in the background, some noise, some stopper

>>57732060
Unironically

>>57732060
I see.
I guess I'm simple enough.
Like a baby, when I see the titty, I feed
When I hear Shiori, that's my titty. I'm happy.

>>57732163
sapling...

>>57731131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwfwj6Uwx5o

>>57732188
She's my first oshi. The first time I'm feeling feelings this intense.

Pagely reminder that Shiori is the cutest.

>>57732330
I don't believe you, proof?

>>57732245
Same, I think I'm the only one here who's not being ironic
I love Shiori so much it's unreal

>>57732346

>>57732431
Not gonna lie, that's p.cute, where'd you get that picture of my wife?

>>57732409
Well, if nothing else it's reassuring to know there might be someone who sympathizes

>>57732452
I think you're mistaken anon, this is a picture of my wife, picrel.

And hey 6 Shiori streams. This week, that's going to be pretty sweet. I'm looking forward to having her around another day. As much as I know she needs her rest and I appreciate her little videos, live Shiori is the best.

>>57732553
What a coincidence, she looks exactly like mine~

Just got married to this cutie. Thoughts?

>>57732688
Iroihs...

>>57732688
>>57732726
No that's Orishi

Imagine... Shiori, Orishi, Shi, Ori, and Iroihs all at once.

>>57732767
That's not possible

>>57732817
Then we'll make a world where it is.