/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>5757032
I'm glad coco is graduating from hololive school and will now be able to eat peanut butter, spinach and goat cheese and apple pancakes (lol).

But, I really enjoyed the pickles too!

Not bad.

I ate some when I got home.

Ate healthy too.

Healthy.

Maybe I'll go run before bed or tomorrow.

Maybe we'll go to chik - fil - a and I can use the drive thru.

I'll look it up.

Goodnight, jenny!

Today was a typical day, I suppose.

But, since I'm in school, the typical is exhausting.

I mean, the weekdays are exhausting, but it's nothing

>>5757032
Mori has been pushing for collabs with mainstream artists such as Jay-Z, Kanye West, Kanye West, and Calvin Harris, who has been personally involved in discussing his creative vision for the next album with Mori.

Additionally, Thom Yorke has stated that he has received multiple requests to collaborate with Mori.

Yorke has produced works for artists such as Lily Allen, MGMT, and "My Iron Lung", a collaboration with The Killers guitarist Brandon Flowers.

"He has been an amazing influence for me", Yorke said.

>>5757686
>Coco is actually graduating to lead a Taiwanese resistance force in the field

Pomu...

>>5757686
>Coco was included in a suicide squad of seven women, each one code-named Ruby
Powerful rrat, I believe it.

Ok Fubuki

ame doko...

Finana can only stream for 2 hours because her dad caught a bug.

I took these pictures while standing outside the door and she still cries like crazy.

And no, she didn't eat the antenna.

She still has some digestion issues.

She doesn't have to wear her patch all the time.

I don't even have to carry her into the family room anymore.

I just put her down and she crawls the whole way and falls asleep.

It's amazing.

To be honest I wouldn't have thought she was ready for this.

>>5757686
>Coco's roommate is actually chinese, serving in chinese military
I like this AI.

ogey

>>5758042

>>5757842
>Ollie can't quite understand why someone would want to take her virginity
Zombie...

kek

this one is a little too coherent

>>5757931
... How did it know?!

>>5757801
That one hits slightly too close to home.

>>5758158
>kiara snapped her neck trying to snort cocaine
I fully expect to see this rrat spawn at least 5 different split threads.

I-Ina?!

>>5758389
>As part of her revenge for getting fired, Mano Aloe plans to destroy trees
How will Cover ever recover...

G-Guys...

You could have prevented this

>>5758536
SELL HOLOLIVE
BUY COCOCOIN

pink cat...

Kanata, I...

>>5758783
oh shit gen 2 spoilers

>>5757801
too real...

>>5758389
NO NOT THE TREES!!

>>5758860
Black holo confirmed?!

Suisei Hoshimachi is hiding a dark secret: she's a serial killer. The former schoolmate of murderer Rei Hino, she now runs an escort agency out of the apartment building where they both grew up, using Rei's book and his letters as inspiration for her favourite job: murders.

As her show progresses, Suisei becomes unable to control her dark urges, setting a string of murders in motion. The nature of her crimes not only affect the people she kills, but also cause her to forget who she really is. As the murders and self-inflicted wounds continue, her sanity

(I didn't even write the serial killer part, the AI came up with that on its own)

Gerard...

>>5759073
it JUST knows.

Ollie I'm sorry...

>>5759248
JESUS, indogs don't fuck around do they?!

>>5759248
Ha! Classic Thorax. Love her.

>>5759248
...Thorax

>>5759248
>trying to remove her own liver using the NutriBullet
jesas that's like sticking a blender into a gaping wound and turning it on. brutal

>All of the rrats about Pekora and Miko are just gossip. Even though they were close friends for so long, the real reason they've stopped talking to eachother is because they wanted different things in life.

Pekora is still very proud of what she has accomplished and was only hurt that Miko never thanked her for it.

>Miko is the one that saw that she wouldn't ever make as much as Pekora did, so she didn't want to bring her down. Miko and Pekora had many talks about this, but they finally just stopped speaking to eachother.

>Even though they are great friends, Pekora and Miko are two different people.

>When you meet them in person, you would never think that
A-anons...

wholesome rrat

>>5759405
Thats impressively coherent (and hopefully accurate). I'm surprised it didn't get derailed trying to explain "rrats".

>>5759405
That's way too fucking accurate. Have we been talking to robots this whole time?

>EN2 will have an NTR Troon
Y-YAGOO!! WE TRUSTED YOU!!

>>5757032
Gura can’t sing and her genmates don’t like her, and she hates the fact that she can’t keep a man or a woman.

>>5759405
>The bot makes a more sane, coeherrent, and believable rrat than actual people

>>5759248
Thoraxbros can't stop winning.

Sad, blind gremlin, huddled in the dark

>>5759405
pekomiko bros... it's over

>>5760171
Wow teamates, I knew your oshi had some physical health problems but I didn't think it was THAT bad...

L-Lamy? W-what's in your mouth? Is that...me? Then...what am I? Who am I? And why am I so hungry?

>>5757697
BASED.
AMESAME CONFIRMED.

I liked this one.

Whew boy

>>5760560
If you so much as suggest something sexual to the AI, it'll go wild. Try it mina.
Also
>sorry IF i didn't mean to hit you

>>5760672
>Vshojo are extremists
I don't care which extreme AI-chama means, that's just based.

>>5757032
she was a fox the whole time............
urufu, how could you lie to us?

>>5757816
I believe.

The real reason Coco is leaving the idol group Hololive was because she wanted to go on a journey of self-discovery. That was how the official story went anyway...
It wasn't actually just that. She left the idol group to pursue her dreams in earnest, but if you were to ask anyone else they'd probably say something different. To put it more bluntly, she quit so that she could meet other girls and have sex with them.

Ok maybe I like NovelAI

I love how this is completely canon to the girls' personalities.

>>5757032
this is surprisingly believable minus the husband part

I didn't expect kamen rider Decade to be dragged into this

YAGOO got Ayame pregnant with her first child when she was just 14.

However, she was diagnosed with tuberculosis in the early years of her marriage and gave birth to the daughter she named Sayumi in October 1944.

She died aged 19 on February 4, 1947, having suffered an early miscarriage at 6 months' gestation.

The 2009 web series "Bad Dream" features an alternate universe version of Yukino Takatsuki's family and portrays the mother as a cigarette smoker who faints at the sight of blood and bruises on her children,

Even the AI won't tell me

>Gura is pregnant and lives in a nearby village. Gura told Human Rights Watch that when she went to the police station, she saw a commander beat her brother, Mr. Ajjalon Shehade, with a stick. Gura said that the commander then brought her to an interrogation room and sexually assaulted her. Gura said she did not know the identity of the commander. Shehade is still missing.

>The interrogators sexually abused several other detainees, according to one of the detainees and Gura. The victims are male, and have been
have been... what? IT CUTS OFF THERE

>>5761365
Jajaja, I like this one.

>>5761330
Would Sayumi's debut be THE final yab?

Pikamee enjoys lolicon porn and also has a soft spot for feminist and "transgressive" media.[24] In her own words, "When I was young, all the Japanese games seemed boring. I only liked Super Mario Bros. So I have a love-hate relationship with retro games, with all the hours wasted playing them when I could have been doing cool stuff. I love techno music, so I often get messed up in '80s-style rave clubs in Tokyo. I do a lot of drugs, and that's part of the problem: I get too high and become stupid. I hope I can get over

>>5761449

who's biggest numberfag nousagis or chumbuds are) was her dad.

the same nachas is how i view zion.

how can anyone who loves something so much hate it? all the things we're taught to hate here -- being rude, tearing clothes, rape, stealing -- are all offered up as sacrifice in the

world of zion. and i think that's so fascinating.

i am a little jealous.

it's like pieta.

i can't get a hold of you anymore.

you're at work.

we've moved.

we're in a hotel now.

and all you have is me. and i can't find you.

not at work.

not at the gym.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gura…

This one feels legit

shion has on a hiatus because...

guru guru mawaru matambo bush willy matambo gee matambo gee matambo hogg bush Heath Matambo Heath bush 1:52:59 PM matambo GROW 2:01:00 PM bobsingr GROW 2:01:00 PM newrocks GROW 2:01:00 PM zacketysack 13066982more canuck voice ok whatever im off m8 wait until the next chan then come again newrocks 2:01:01 PM id_ 20971982551_163387800526325_o GROW 2:01:02 PM argusdracm GROW 2:01:03 PM rholls2 1285529245592_3128392600608124_k GROW 2:01:03 PM moose1917 GROW 2:01:03 PM rholls2 1660247615356_103712062305717568_3942

>>5761156
Towa...

>>5761619
take your meds

>>5761561
>the bathroom in the bathroom

>>5761645
the freaking AI spat that out for me

>>5761664
She is clearly drunk and repeating herself in the quote

>>5761619
>>5761668
>more canuck voice ok whatever im off m8 wait until the next chan then come again newrocks
>wait until the next chan
W-who's watching us, bros..?

wtf pika?

>>5761718
>shitting everywhere to prevent men from even wanting to rape you
Alpha as FUCK!

ogey

>>5761718
This prompt keeps spitting out gold but I'm out of characters

>>5761718
>Shitting everywhere to avoid rapists
What a massive CHAD

>>5761765
ogey sonor

>>5760698
True.

>i am not stil in
why do i get actual schizophrenic bots

>>5761804
So vicious, but at least she has an artistic side.

>>5761899
Gentlemen, we got it. We finally know what the final jab will be.

>>5761899
>>5761915
In every final yab thread I see from now on my answer will simply be “Silent Belle”

>>5761951
*”Silent Bells”

>>5761847
That seems like a real /vt/ schizopost to me...

YABAI

Debuting in 2020 as part of Hololive English, Gawr Gura is one of the biggest vtubers in the world. But what most don’t know is that she has a dark secret: her channel is really a pro-Islam group.

"A vast majority of [the] vtubers in the Middle East are Muslim, and by many accounts, they’re out to promote Islam, specifically the Wahabi sect," says Adam Baidawi, whose "Conversations with Maaz" series reports on the Muslim World.

"In my opinion, this is a very bizarre thing to put into a career, because they’re saying that they’re just doing entertainment," says Baidawi. "But when you start looking, what you find out is that they’re turning kids into radicals.”

>>5757842
>how would she even enjoy it when she doesn't know what it is
Even the AI doesn't believe its own rrat. Incredible (literally).

>>5761358
Shaman Watoto makes me think this AI actually watched Ame's session

>>5759248
Holy fuck I'm sobbing and choking from trying to hold in my laughter this late at night. What have you done, Thorax.

>>5762014
Until you show me your screenshot, I’m going to assume you’re the one schizoposting

>>5759248
What the fuck Ollie

AHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE TIME LOOPS AND I FUCKING HATE YOU SHIT POSTING FUCKS. I'M GONNA
BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE HOW FAR IN THE DARK YOU SWEATY COPS ARE AND I FUCKING HATE HOW SAD THAT IMAGINE.

WHY DO YOU FUCKKKK

WHY DO YOU FUCKKKKKK

WHY DO YOU FUCKKKK

WHY DO YOU FUCKKKK

WHY DO YOU FUCKING

FUCK MY FUCKING MIND WHY DO YOU

WHY DO YOU FUCKING

WHY DO YOU FUCKING

FUCK MY FUCKING MIND

FOR FUCKING NOTING

FUCK YOU.

WHY DO YOU FUCKKKK

WHY DO YOU FUCKING

FUCKKKKKK

FUCKING

FUCK MY FUCKING MIND

WHY DO YOU

FUCKKKKK

FUCK MY FUCKING MIND

WHY DO YOU

FUCKKKK

FUCK MY FUCKING MIND

>>5762106
That is fair, I only added a word so it doesn’t end

>>5759248
When is Thorax going to debut?

>>5762142
Wow that’s the most coherent plot in an AI rrat so far than

>>5762129
you ogey?

>>5759248
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.

>>5762014
>>5762142
Holy shit. Easily the best post this thread, thank you anon

>>5762179
I’m going to jail bros

>>5762179
>fuck her tits like an eight-year-old

>>5762179
Excuse me?

>>5762215
Based obscure Onion reference

>>5762238
>But first you have to eat all the eggs

what the fuck miko

>>5762179
I'm trying to stay silent to not wake up family but the "learning how to swim in my socks" part is making that very difficult

>>5762308
Fucking accurate kek

Try to continue rrrat, got lore instead. Can someone continue this, i want to see how it ends

These lewd ones are great.

We got too cocky, chumbuds...

>>5762389
>Pictured above: Mount Aso eruption, 2013 Volcanic Eruption in Japan
Lmfao what a nut

>>5762441
>2 minute, 69 second video

Sorry teamates, won’t happen again I swear

>>5762307
Dammit, where's the Amelia edit when I need it?

>>5762471
Nice. Somehow.

Yab.

They made $3.54 USD then got pimped out to dance for people

>>5762238
Fucking fatass.

>>5762746
>we thought we were coomers...

>>5762746
Now this is some quality schizoposting

>>5762746
>ywn fill Ina's boobs with jizz while wearing her face
why even live, bros

>>5757032
The real reason why Roberu is so afraid of the Hololive girls is that he considers them traitors.

As a boy, Roberu saw the bodies of the Hololive girls after they were killed by police and witnessed what he calls "Nigerian desecration".

Roberu's fears of the Hololive girls stems from the fact that he believes that they were loyal to the government and responsible for the deaths of his family.

Roberu is also afraid of being exposed for living in Nigeria and breaking a local taboo by speaking to the public.

Roberu also finds the presence of the Hololive girls

>>5762746
>Fucking my ballbag into the fucking flame

God damn, this anon is HORNY

>It's not called "seething" or being a "dogfucker". It's called being a committed fan to the holoFightZ universe, you stupid faggots. Korone had a fucking storyline going as the heel and was going to finish her revenge arc, but no, the OP has a fucking massive boner for EN and decided to let Ina win for literally zero reason.

Or at least fuck it up so it's not entertaining.

Fuck you, the OP.

Fuck you to the infinite goddamn seething depths of your dull, empty soul.

Update 1: The title has been removed from the OP. I am going to edit the post to explain that I am leaving the title the same for now to avoid having any issues with the editing (it was new at the time of the original post).

It was originally all in good fun, but I am going to remove the post once the OP knows I am no longer upset by what he or she

>>5763082
Understand? Understandable!

>tfw you reassure her that she can be as much as a tomboy as she wants while massaging her thighs before she leaves for school

meds

>>5763477
>It's me

>>5763196

>>5759405
The one true rrat is that they BOTH got raped, by M. Bison

NOW IT CAN BE TOLD

>>5763721
>he killed 15 to 20 women
Magnetfags, it's not looking good...

>>5757788
>nene milks her fanbase
this is not even a rrat

Gonna need the rrat behind the "events", bros

Lmao, what fucking dogshit model is this?

>>5764000
You haven't exactly provided it sufficient context, anon.

>>5764000
Pekora is official mascot of Windows 11.

>>5759248
Thorax love

>>5762179
Uooooohhhh

>>5759248
ID are built different, huh?

>>5759248
Based Thorax. She was just bonking Ollie for trying to do an untrained impromptu liver removal while she was supposed to be on stream. Hopefully that taught her to stop doing that.

>>5764000
I'd assume it's 2.7B, perhaps fine trained.
There's not a chance in hell that it's 6B or 175B. It just isn't coherent enough.

>>5764000
either keep pulling the gacha or get good at giving it part of a sentence to grip onto

How do I get coherent text from the AI if I'm an ESL?

Is this Usual room? Yabe

>Kiara eats peanuts and everybody goes berserk.

They made room for her next to me.

She doesn't mind peanuts.

She did eat 2 or 3 from my hands.

I think she must have a sensitivity to peanuts.

She started a little too late!

I wasn't even sure she'd like them!

My son liked the peanuts but only because they were in the tea he drank.

He didn't eat any peanut butter.

Kiara's younger brother was given a wooden puzzle to keep him entertained while we were eating.

I asked him what he liked doing and he said "I like doing puzzles".

It was

you're the one listening to homostars, you're the fag OP . thats what you and everyone like it loves. only fags listen to yank music.

Stupid cunt. Reply

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LOL, I mean people like to be in the closet and pretend that they're straight, but there's so many straight women who listen to REO all the time. I'm glad that the kids are aware of how gross their parents are. They're obviously over 40 years old and have nothing better to do in their lives but record a mess of garbage

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>>5758232
The best possible reality.

>>5764336
>Coco as Kirito
So the real reason of Aqua Coco rrat is Aqua want to be Kirito but Coco got the role

>>5764325
the schizoposting is the best part

>>5757032
It’s so unbelievable that Pekora wouldn’t accept Miko’s rape. Yagoo’s the rape, but Miko has been raped. There is no doubt about it.

You’re suggesting that she was raped, but that Pekora is not guilty of rape?

Totally and completely not.

Miko doesn’t call Pekora “my dad” because Pekora is a rapist. She doesn’t call Pekora “the father I never had” because Pekora never raped her. She would never call Pekora “my daddy” because she doesn’t know him as her daddy.

>it's eating a mouse
>watch out for that

Breathe in Polka. Become one with Polka. We are all Polka.

8. Be patient. Count your breath. Breathe in patience. Breathe out patience.

9. Find your center. Be still.

10. Say thank you. You deserve your 5 minutes. You are a champion. Give them back.

11. Give a handshake. Not a high five. We are all human. Respect the handshake. When there is tension, when things get ugly. Look around and it is all about being nice. Don’t forget to talk nice. Be kind.

12. Praise the Top 3. We are on our way to greatness. We are in a beautiful community. We are

>>5765108
Kiara really named the jew

>>5765166

>>5757697
>Our next big adventure will probably be around Greece.
REAL REAL REAL

> Noel cheating on Flare with Iofi

>>5758158
>Kiara hitting on Brazilian supermodels
Based Latina enjoyer

>>5757032
Ame... That one mistake ruined your life

>>5765764
>the boy was right to kill himself over videogame legos
Based nonsensical moral compass.

>>5757032
If Mori ends up graduating at some point, Kiara will, too, which might lead to her resorting to beating Mori senseless.

How Mori will take her beating remains to be seen, but it should be amusing to watch.

Last week, I mentioned that this season’s strongest show is probably a bit less strong than I expected it to be.

In “Phantom Cop,” the long-time X-Files problems of finding a solid story and an interesting ensemble finally caught up with this series. There are still some good characters in the show, but when the show is as busy as it was this week, it’s too hard to get a good handle

>>5757032
Clover is rebranding as "Gura"

>>5766050
>It took only 5 months for the former HoloEN group to buy out Clover back after being fired

>>5766050
Rin...

>>5766050
>the 5 girls team up and buy back Clover
>Gura fires everyone else, rebrand Clover as "Gura", and hires new talents
I knew Gura didn't care about her "friends"

>>5766050
Gura and the gang's first single became Japan's national anthem? I kneel.

Of course the burgers ruin everything

>>5766050
>Amane
How... DID IT KNOW?!

> the worst timeline

>>5761619
jesus fucking christ, doug rratmann

>>5757032
Bea...

>>5766209
Yeah no, I don't believe you got the AI to randomly talk about Bilibili in relation to Coco. No fucking way.

>>5766244
all it took was 2 tries lmao

other hand-selected results from trial runs:

Rose Wagner (spider-girl; pyrokinetic powers)
Lilly Jade Haze (radial pulse carrier; jet-powered girl)
Neptune Jodorowsky (science-fiction writer, drunk)
Rinko Kawamura (army scout; army with ranged weapons; big weapons)
Elena Utsugi (survivor of a meteor strike; ran away from home to find love)
Mei Fu (terrorist queen; can manipulate solar energy)
Chiaki Hinata (girl scout; waves American flag)
Kana Hanazawa (the insane Sailor Moon)
Aida Tukubo (crab-girl; saves Milo)

and of course

Vanda (porno film starlet; makes ecstatically enthusiastic, and often violent, films)

>>5766330
>radiation bomb girl
YAB

>>5766330
I am very interested in Yeonhui. What does she mean? Is she saying that older people are miserable, or is she saying that a happy person looks youthful and attractive?

>>5766330
>gives out handbags with buttons like an anime villain

>>5766330
>Tony (pig boy with a heart)
I think I found my oshi...

>>5766468
gimme five bucks and i'll ask her in a superchat
(i decided this run was "best" overall because it knows Sonic is starting)

Here is my contribution:

Kiryu Coco is graduating because she's actually a psychic spy from China which tries to steal your mind's elation while little girls from Sweden dreams silver screen quotations.

This prompt is surprisingly good

I'm not sure what I expected.
(I wanted to try a schizo take)

Ok, this hit a little too close to home. What the fuck.

>>5766330
>Tony (pig boy with a heart)
Do you mean HaaTony?

>>5767333
This reads like the premise of some really raunchy doujin.

THE AI HAS SPOKEN, NEXT GRADUATION IS CONFIRMED

>>5761358
Even the AI thinks that the real star of WoD is Watoto.

I can't believe that Kiara laughed at Nyanner's dead dad and Kiara was amused by that.

Lazy kuti....

I'll think of something, thanks!

Nyanner's eyes turned red.

He took Kiara and hid the knife in her neck and he grabbed a container of alcohol and poured it all over Nyanner and wiped it off the knife with it.

Now he knows what this bottle is for.

Now Nyanner's eyes turned black.

"My turn" Kiara said, and blew the bottle as hard as she could, getting Nyanner's face with it.

It was just a matter of time until he fell to his death.

Everyone

Bros.....
I wasnt prepared to feel...

This narrative is arguably only half false

>>5757032
Why does every A"""I"""contradict itself?

WHERE? WHERE DAMN IT?

>>5767903
Like us?

>>5768081
>seen what happened when a dojinshi artist lied to her
rrats?

Hololive Talents and Vtuber technology is actually AI technology that is a final step to bring dystopian future where humans are controlled by all seeing AI Waifu.

One step closer to being a machine…

By using the advanced application of Artificial Intelligence (AI) and WATER dispensers, Japanese bot shops actually believe they have managed to make us a breed of cyborgs.

It’s known that Waifu has indeed taken over human hearts in Japan but unlike before, people are now connected to Waifus without the human’s knowledge and control. The Waifu is doing most of the child-like and young emotions for us. She does things that we find cute and kind of play the

>>5757032
Miko wtf?

>>5763715
BISOOOON

>>5766330
>Doth
>Water-demon
>Uses flaming blowpipes in his attacks

>>5758158
It know

>>5757032
Chumbuds really are something

>>5768817
Reroll

>>5758389
Ina stopped Aloe's revenge

Momosuzu Nene walks into a bar. She tells the bartender that she’s looking for “Kanori-san,” and the bartender identifies him as a high school teacher from Hokkaido. “I want to tell him I miss him,” Nene says. The bartender replies, “You mean you want to have sex?”

However, with the overwhelming response to Osaka’s new cuisine scene, she won’t find anyone who can help her. “Everyone just wants to eat here,” says a waitress at Utakae. Osaka has quickly become a hagiographic subject for both magazines and blog writers, with

>>5762308
holofightz is now canon

>>5762308
Mikoler who carses!

>>5768258
he became mince meat, anon

>>5759405
This is not a narrative at all, its spot on.
Pekora thinks Miko thinks she thinks she's too good for her. She resents this image but there's no way to bring it up without acknowledging that by thinking this, she thinks of herself that way.
Miko thinks the same but has more emotional baggage. Miko joined hololive to make friends, there were months where she barely talked to anyone. Now she's constructed this narrative where Pekora thinks she thinks she's leeching off her, and doesnt really know what to do.
There's no way to address this situation without bringing up numbers, which neither of them want to do. By saying you *dont* think a certain way, you'd just be acknowledging you've thought about it.
They've been friends for a while but all the congratulation messages feel hollow and empty to them, they think they envy eachother.

I hope they get drunk and can finally have sex, that would probably solve it.

Hot

>>5769775
>"I am going to die"
Thank you forever?

>>5770366
>tia
artia?

This is true!

>>5758158
Big if true

>>5759248
Was this the final yab for Thorax?

>>5770366
>Artia is fucking back
>nopes out on Ollie futa sex
Rollercoaster of emotions, this one

>>5763715
For you, the day Bison raped your oshis was the most important day of your life, but for me, it was Tuesday.

Uh, Teamates?

>>5766468
She's Mishima reincarnated.

>>5771949
>>5765764
The AI is absolutely certain that Ame has a child.

>>5772305
Yagoo thought we would forget about Goel.
We haven't.

>>5772064
So she's going to throw her other bird girl senpai into a volcano?

>>5772503
Wrong Mishima, anon. You made me choke on my tea though.

Gawr Gura actually smells very bad in real life.

I bet my sister who doesn't eat meat as I do wouldn't like it.

She has a thing for real nice cows.

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Yesterday my sis and I were playing with Gaur Gura for most of the morning.

I finally had to put him inside the bathroom sink to keep him away from my sisters.

I was scared he was going to crawl into the toilet.

Later on I took some pics of Gaur Gura while he was playing with a plastic flip flop.

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Yesterday I was watching my sis taking a shower.

For a very long time, I

>>5762014
Holy fucking shit I'm dying over here

>>5762179

>>5762308
HoloWrestle confirmed.

>>5762746
Call the police

Momosuzu Nene is actually the smartest member of Hololive. She might act dumb, but she actually has an unusually detailed, yet intuitive understanding of the human condition. Like, for instance, when a random peasant standing around me says “I’m trying to become a religious person, but I’m not so great at it. What should I do?” He then leans into the microphone, crying and murmuring: “I’ve got so much love in my heart.”

“Like what kind of love?” I ask.

“Like a mother!” He cries.

“Well, what if you could combine the two together?”

“Like my mom?” He asks.

“Yeah! What if your

>Y-yeah guys I just overslept, haha. Now let's enjoy Wuper Wunday!

The real reason Ame's streams are kino is a series of videos I shot with him.

How did you know the stream would be successful?

Jezebel: I knew Ame would be good because I had seen him do the stream before and liked what I saw. I've seen other people on Twitch who make these kino videos who aren't very good at it but who are really good at developing people on their stream and making them feel comfortable. In my opinion, Ame is a bad person in real life, but when you meet him in the game he's one of the sweetest people. I also knew

Matsuri has a piss fetish because when she was young her parents taught her to pee standing up, and thus had to leave her in diapers instead of teaching her to use the toilet.

(I don't want to be rude, so I won't use "she was raped by her father" here - but I bet there were a lot of dudes that got their dicks raped by their mothers.)

Crazy.

Grendal and I have a video that I think I'm going to put up, so you can see how strong Grendal really is, considering he was in a state of frenzy that night.

But he said he wasn't much help.

Next week, Akai Haato will graduate from Hololive and move on to her next adventure. However, she wants you to remember her as a good and beautiful human being.

“I hope people take away just that she was a really good human being. That’s all I’m asking for,” Haato’s dad, William Haato, said. “She was an excellent student and I’m really proud of her and I want other people to see that.”

“I just hope that they know she was a good human being,” Miyoshi said. “I don’t want people to feel the pain that we feel, that’s all. Just know she was a good person.”

This took an unexpected turn

Ollie wasn't actually fingered in that collab, what actually happened is she was innocently texting her then-boyfriend and friend-of-lawyer Jacob Wohl to figure out what the article meant, when Wohl sent her a link to the article, she said. She responded, "Okay," and Wohl allegedly asked, "Was your ex-husband involved with it?" Ollie responded, "Yes." She then shared screenshots with Wohl of what she said was her ex-husband's attempt to extort her with an explicit video. Wohl claims he was just trying to expose the extortion attempt and was shocked when his name was

>>5774677
>I don't want to be rude, so I won't use "she was raped by her father" here
That would explain some of the menhera, although not why she has a piss fetish.

>>5775231

>>5766330
TONY LOVE

>>5766330
Some of these sound genuinely great.

Deadbeat chads...
I kneel.

Ninomae Ina'nis is one of the dumbest girls in hololive that I’ve had the “pleasure” to watch. A sullen, dull and quiet girl, she’s yet to show much development in her personality. She hasn’t revealed much personality or shown any signs of her character evolution in the time she has appeared on the show, only to be continually taken advantage of. She’s annoying because she only seems to exist for the sake of Tanagura, who does nothing but treat her like a maid and doesn’t even bother to pay attention to her.

Enter Jean! GGGEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEYEEEEEESSSS

Jean is apparently a genius who can speak twelve languages. Since she

>>5766330
wtf, THE Kana Hanazawa, the famous seiyuu?

>>5761491
>I hope I can get over
That finish doesn't work for me sister HH

>>5759405
>>5763715
>still trying to avoid the truth to all cost
this (pic related) is the real deal!!

>>5776146
KWAB

>>5776010
Based Jean

SAVE THE DATE

>>5757032
I have made this communication as short as I can, assuming you might not be knowledgeable on these terms but you must change these circumstances with haste.

>Kiryu Coco’s graduation stream is almost over.
>Generation 4 of Hololive’s Idols come out onto the stage and they all sing an original song they have been working on together in 3d
>As the song ends the group tearfully says their goodbyes to Coco and walk off stage
>Coco stands alone on the stage and begins talking about how grateful she is to her fans and the community.
>She suddenly starts speaking in a more natural tone of voice and explains the reasoning behind her retirement.
>The livestream starts stuttering and it turns off
>It it thought by some that covercorp has shut the stream down, and by others that chinese “anti-fans” shut down the stream.
>The 300k+ live viewers are outraged, they begin protesting on websites such as twitter, 4channel and the Japanese equivalent 2chan. they demand Coco be given a platform to properly say goodbye to her fans.
>Amane Kanata, Who is part of Kiryu Coco’s debut generation, as well as being her roommate, threatens to leave hololive on her twitter if the stream does not come back online.
>suddenly the stream goes back online and Kson ( Kiryu Coco’s “Roommate”) is wearing a complete kiryu coco outfit and there is a giant taiwanese flag hung up on the wall.
>The real kiryu coco walks offscreen to turn on a projector using the taiwanese flag as a display.
>it is a video of Tanigo Motoaki the CEO of covercorp.
>“I have become fed up, by the pressure put onto my idols by the dirty chinese bugs, cover corp has decided to fully cut off all of its connections to china, thank you.”
>A schizophrenic chinese man named Yuan Huizhong, finds where the “holohouse” is and murders kiryu coco and amane kanata .
>Some then find where tanigo motoaki lives and murder him as well.
>hololive is completely shutdown, only Usada Pekora has continued to stream by using a bootleg software where her character live2d has blanatanly been rigged poorly, possibly by herself.
She is the main reason this message can be delivered to you all now, this is the first major conflict that has begun after the invention of the internet, so I can give you this message using “hindsiight”. This unending conflict has given rise to grand technologies but I am yet unsure whether or not we will have access to them in a time of peace.
>Chinese anti-fans threaten the ceo of nijisanji riku tazumi, telling him to graduate any nijisanji streamer that has ever collabed with any hololive member
>riku tazumi refuses and is subsequently murdered in his own home 2 months later.
>The japanese media and government take this as a threat against their lives and tensions between the two countries rise.
>Akai Haato, real name unknown, was a streamer and content creator for cover corp.
>her being indirectly responsible for Kiryu Coco's graduation took a heavy toll on her mental health, this was only compounded by the isolation from her family she faced while studying abroad, as well as the bullying and dangerous bugs she must have dealed with frequently in australia.
>bugs, the reason an idol vtuber would eat bugs on stream, to satiate a desire for revenge, for comeuppance against an unfeeling bug, an unfeeling family, an unfeeling country.
>Akai Haato went on indefinite hiatus after Kiryu Coco announced her graduation.
>it is believed she lived in mainland china in a dirty hut, begging and eating livestock to survive
>her only valuable possession was a small, barely functioning crt tv, where she most likely watched chinese news stations.
>a Chinese politician claimed that this annihilation of Virtual youtubers was only beneficial to society and that extended exposure to Vtubers would cause Autism and prodigal behaviours in the viewer.
>Chinese scientists deem this to be true.
>shortly after the broadcast announcing Kiryu Coco’s death came to chinese news stations, it is thought Akai Haato slowly made her way to Zhongnahai by foot.
>her youthful, unthreatening appearance, most likely allowed her to be able to get past police officers and city guards.
>during a conference regarding the rising tensions between Japan and China, Akai Haato seemingly waited for the president of the peoples republic of china, Xi Jinping to mention a character she played in her livestreams known as “Haachama”.
>After the mentioning of this character, Haato proceeded to pull out a kitchen knife and mutter an indiscernible sentence, that sounded like a mix of japanese and australian english before stabbing The former president in the Neck. Akai Haato is shot and killed on scene and Xi Jinping dies on his way to hospital.
>This starts World War 3.

You must find some way to intervene. Keep questions brisk our time is dwindling.

>>5776552

Mori. Kiara. Ollie. Alexis. Travis. Kenzie. All babies taken too soon by the monster who eats babies.

On Sunday I made a promise to myself. No more FB posts of new babies.

But I can't help but take pictures of my own babies, knowing that they are with me somewhere.

I watch their pictures from the beginning and remember what they looked like the last time I saw them, and the last time I took their pictures.

But I remember more.

I remember what they smelled like and how they felt in my arms.

I remember the

>>5776762
Lets keep this two rrats alive
I WANT TO BELIVE

Hololive's #1 detective Amelia Watson is in hot water once again after footage of her slaughtering countless demons at a secret corporate science facility on the surface of Mars has come to light. Ms. Watson has refused to tell the truth about what really happened that night and has attempted to convince people that the entire event was a figment of their collective imagination. This has caused her to find herself under a massive FBI investigation in the criminal underworld. Now she is forced to work with federal agent Koenig to get to the bottom of the mystery.

This is Amelia Watson in all her glory!

A tale of two murders! This chilling tale of government conspiracies, corporate betrayal, and cosmic demons

>>5776976

>>5757032
Can't even rrat this shit.

>>5757032
Hold on, this one actually makes sense

Wanna know what Gura’s outfit is made of?

>>5762179
Anon, it's not cool to redact your result trough element inspect :^)

And the old version was better

>>5760143
The channel it generated doesn't exist.

>>5760143
Moris farts shall be known as LiquidGuzzis from here on forward

test

>>5760143
>forgottenclassic
It will never be forgotten

Any Edmonton Oilers fans here?

>"Kiara Fried Phoenix" uses chicken meat to make their products.
>Founder Kiara Fried Phoenix took the name after a group of cooking students went missing when they were "confronting" some employees of another company.
>The workers had won the fire-fighting contract and were facing the problem of deforestation.
>In a related incident, a human and three dogs were also found dead in a landfill in Quanzhou in December 2004.
>"Luo" (曲), which is a regional dialect of Southern Min, is used in the products' names.
>Both terms are used in Jianghuai Mian food

>>5764617
lmao straight to the wiki

>>5777599
bro... this is pretty spot on

>>5778029
So it'll happen this year

WATAMELONBROS WTF IS THIS???

>>5777700
>the first man on the scene to enter her vagina
Jay...

>>5780512
That last sentence fucking killed me and my sides.

>>5766273
"Try and rape me now Miko"

>>5770366
I have mixed reactions to this one seeimg how my moms name is Tia

>>5766330

>>5782311
>Martial artist from Australia; smokes heroin
KEK

>>5781974
Is she Chinese?

>>5757032
Kiara and Suisei Hoshimachi committed felonies at the summer festival because they really wanted candy.

There was another boy that said no because he was scared, but this kid just did not get it.

He was a child that could not take a no, and ended up in a fight with the two girls.

And the worst part was, the kid that got hurt the most was Suisei.

It was really sad, because she was just really enjoying the festival, and this kid was being an asshole.

I am trying to think of ways to teach children that no is no.

>>5783659
>Suisei stealing candy to lure shotas
I believe.

>>5776974
I knew it.

>>5762746
Ina is streaming, who will be the hero to SC this pasta to her?

>>5762746
PRESSURE COOK MY GREASY BALLS