/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>I am a gigantic faggot
That's all I heard from OP

>>57442756
Who said anything about date? Just want to make a deposit in their starved baby maker.

>>57442773
fpbp
/thread
HAG LOVE!

>>57442756
>over the age of 25
>old
You need to be over 18 to post here.

>>57442756
I am 22 years old. My hit zone is anything below 60. Hag love hag live

>>57443380
I am an ojisan and I second this

I'm a 28 year old kisses hags are probably the best I can hope for and even then they don't want me. It sucks that ill never be anyone's first. I'll probably have to settle for the first woman who settles for me because of my money and stability. I'll probably have to be someone's failure step-dad. It sucks ill never find someone I really want to be with and who wants to be with me. It socks thati liced my entire life grinding and miserable alone while a woman who did whatever she wants is just gonna hitch to me. It sucks that I will never ever be looked at with desire. It sucks that meeting people is so hard. It sucks that I can't complain about this without being seen as a judgemental Intel. It sucks that all dating and self improvement advice seems to be written by sociopaths who encourage you to live a lie 14/7 and pretend enthusiasm for shit you don't care about and turn yourself into the chevy camaro of people to be as low brow universally appealing as possible so you can go be a creepy sex-pest weirdo to a bunch of co-eds

So ill just watch vtubers.

>>57443925
>>>/fit/
>>>/r9k/

>>57442756
This "young retarded inexperienced chick love" stuff is just a meme, right?
There's no way you'd date a boring, immature, unrelatable baby under the age of 25.

>>57442756
Women in their 30s is unironically their best age bracket.

A well developed hag has the life experience to be worldly. they've gone through relationships and understand what it takes to maintain a healthy one. they've practiced enough to perform fantastically in the sheets. last but not least they've lost the "retard hormones" of their youth but still have the hormones to leave a mark on this world.

all of that combines into the perfect woman. loving, understanding and empathetic, potentially still extremely physically attractive, and appreciative of a good partner and relationship. a good hag is the ideal woman. in fact I dare say women under the age of 25 aren't even worth the time of day, especially not compared to a properly developed hag. they're often immature and massive headaches. hag love.

>>57442756
The anons who say "ayame is old enough for me to be her father" are the ones who want to marry mio and together raise ayame.

>>57442756
>over 25
>old
>decrepit
>hag
>saying any of that shit seriously
Go become An Hero, you shitstain.

>>57443299
It is old. It doesn't feel like it but soon you'd be 30, then 35, then 40. Admitting that 0-18 is childhood, and anyone over 18 is just grinding their way to middle age and actual age-related health problems is healthy, since you can cherish each moment of your "early adulthood" before you hit the big Four Zero and realize you've become a loser like your father.

>>57443925
Women is a meme, yeah the sex is nice and all but you need to love yourself first. Being alone ain't all that bad.

>>57444358
I think it's less about the sex for him and more being wanted by the opposite sex. Just another isolated guy finding himself on 4chins.

>>57443925
If money and stability can't get you a hag wife you must be pretty boring to talk to, Godspeed anyway hagbro!

AAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO FLOOD MIO'S WOMB WITH CUM AND GIVE HER DOZEN CHILDREN

>>57444312
Anon, by your logic a 10yo is an adult because he's gonna be 18 soon. Not sure what point you are trying to make right now.

>>57444745
Days pass by a lot quicker when you're an ojisan. You'll get it

>>57442756
not only would i date but i would also impregnate a hag like mio

>>57442756
>This "hag love" stuff is just a meme, right?
no

>>57442756
That's right, i won't date a hag like Mio, i would marry her and have unprotected sex every night

>>57442756
It's all low T faggots who want a motherfigure who also takes charge in a relationship.

>Actual children post on this board
/vt/ was a mistake.

>>57442756
Only virgins disregard the quality of hags.
Insecure losers who're afraid of more experienced hags.
Pedophiles who imagines that being young and fresh is the best sexual experience because the world of hags is beyond their comprehension.

Fix yourselves, get a hag now!

>>57442756
>25 is old
bros i'm scared

my gf is 37 and im 32, I've been knowing her for like 10 years it's honestly just a great experience. Having someone you can actually talk to normally is very refreshing. The sagging F-Cups are just a neat bonus

>>57442756
Yes I'd date a woman my age. I'm not a pedophile or a creeper so Hag Love for me

>>57442756
>This "hag love" stuff is just a meme, right?
They're not posting real women for a reason bro

>>57448516
I wonder why that could be. Truly a mystery, here on /vt/.

>>57448591
I'm just pointinng out that it's memes since the people here can only stand hags when they're vtubers

All im sayin is ive seen some 60 year olds with some huge tits and nice ass

>>57448643
"Hags" in the real world tend to just be used up old whores

>>57448643
I think you're just gay. Actually, genuinely gay.
>Eww, a 25+ year old woman? Icky! Yucky! Gross!
It's so dumb it's not even worth taking seriously.

>>57448643
>only stand hags when they're vtubers
You need forbidden knowledge to post in /hag/

>>57448244
put a ring on and baby in her already retard

>>57448784
For me? It’s thinking all real girls are icky.

>>57442756
Any old hag with a dusty moldy barren womb? No
Takane Lui? Yes, she will be the mother of my children

>>57448061
This is what happens when zoomers are allowed too much time on the internet.

>>57444787
Still not sure what your point it. It feels like we talk about different things, my point is someone at 25 is not old. Not sure how someone being older looking in can look at that a and say that a person like that is old because "days pass by quicker". That's a personal experience that you have as you get older. But you still were young when you were 25 or whatever, what are you, a time traveler, some to experinces past, present and future at the same time?

>>57443925
I promise working out will help anon. If not to get women, just for your own mental health. Wishing you the best

>>57450457
No, you simply get far less energy and you no longer have to pull insane hours every night since you're waging in the morning. You get less hours of the day to do stuff so days pass by faster then when you're a kid up to 25/30

>>57442756
No, I want a hag gf to call me a good boy and I want to make her feel young again using my penis

>>57442756
somewhere around 25 I went out with a 30yr old because she was hot and available. the experience was eye opening and completely different. i was stupid and not ready for maturity at the time. i spent a few more years chasing girls under 25 and dealing with their stupidity. under 25 is just date to fuck, after that they're actually ready for a relationship.

>>57448643
anyone who has seen Mio's or Lui's RM and would not is unfathomably gay

>>57442756
Back when I was 24 I had a relationship with a 64 year old woman, a "baddie" like zoomer memelords would say.
Well it was more of a sugar mommy thing and she ended up getting attached.

It was fun for a while but I wouldn't recommend it for everyone.

>>57451017
/thread RN

>>57444358
>love yourself
oh look, another meme

>>57451319
The nursing home heartbreaker

>>57442756
If the founding father Benjamin Franklin hundreds of years ago has based takes on hags I’m pretty sure it’s older than meme status.

you didn't need to make a stealth /hag/ thread, the real one is up and active >>57371492

>>57448972
nice nails

>>57444312
Ogey pedo

>>57442756
25? They basically have one foot in the grave already.

>>57444312
Enjoy your early sudoku, zoomerchama

>>57442756
I'm 30 so....

>>57443925
anon you will make it, you have more chances than me, I know you will find happines, take care ok?

>>57451017
my favotire jav star is ayaka makimura for a good reason

>ohhhh im so horny for middle aged women hag love
>thirst over models that look 17 at most
hagfags have to be disabled they're so fucking stupid

>>57444745
Everything I said is true, people shouldn't cope when they're at the same age their grandfather already had 4 kids by saying "I'm young, I'll get SERIOUS soon!".

>>57457787
Someone post that image with Tonegawa's speech

>>57451319
Reminder that sexually transmitted diseases run rampant at assisted living and nursing homes because they fuck like rabbits there.
Old people don't stop being horny.

>>57442756
>pic related
Because there's no way a male would want to fuck a female with such a body right?

>>57447936
I’m a virgin and I think hags are great

>>57450568
>>57443986
Working out does nothing for me.
>>57444511
>>57456411
>>57444399
Some people are just unlovable. The reason it hasn't happened for me is because I don't deserve affection. My existence is to be a cog not to be loved. I'm a boring person nobody wants to be around. Most people are like >>57450908 they just live and love and fuck. Some woman whose already had her fun will settle for me so she can use my money to raise her kid and well have a loveless relationship. And if I can't accept that then I'll die alone. It's not like anybody cares about me. I'm just gonna be one of many 40+ year old bachelors who'll probably punch their own ticket. It's all just too far gone.

>>57442756
try over 30

>>57442756
>Over the age of 25
It's 30 you troglodyte

COPE, the thread.

>>57442756
>This "hag love" stuff is just a meme, right?
How can you listen to this and think hag love is a meme?

>>57442756
>wouldn't date a woman my own age
What kind of stupid nonsense is that?

How does a 22 year old zoomer woo a lady 10 years older than him? Asking for a friend, he's slightly autistic and looks like a twink

>>57466658
I'm on the dame boat, the difference is that I've accepted it. Either you learn to live with your self, or you'll end up blowing your brains out.

Stay strong.

>>57442756
Yes, it is. The only reason to be with a woman past 30 is if she spent at least four years with you already and deserves to go the whole way or you're like 50+

>>57466658
>>57473570
If you're going to do this might as well seek women in other countries or in bad situations that want to improve their bit in life through you. Don't go settle with the first 40 yo karen with 3 kids from Tyrone that tries to trap you bros.

>>57442756
"Hag" is 30+
And YES. "MILF" has been a thing forever

>>57473456
Look like a twink with a big cock. Many women are pedofiles and are into that living out a son fantasy or absorb youth energy.
>>57473632
Or use them as a sexmommy, but many older women all of a sudden have a paywall and turn prude after being a slut for 20 years.
Actually when u think of it, finding a fun hot hag is as hard as finding a uncorrupted young girl.

>>57473570
it just sucks man. Why am I even around if something like love and affection is denied to me. How hard do I have to work before I'm deserving? I've been lonely since I was born. Not even family for me. I'm sure at this point I optimize even have the capacity to recognize and express love because I've never received any form of it. I was a lonely kid and now a lonely adult. Life could be so much worse for me I recognize that but it doesn't invigorate me with anything. I'm just tire of feeling so cold and hollow. I get sad and write retarded shit on 4chan and talk about how alone I am look at me. I wake up and the first thing I feel is that creeping death. The total existential loneliness that has followed me since birth.
>>57473830
i don't think I'll ever leave this country. And I don't really want to be like the sexpats on /trv/

>>57474233
As they say, its better to have never loved, than having loved and your life destroyed by a cluster B.

>>57442756
>decrepit woman over the age of 25.
Funny I used to laugh about Christmas cakes but now I'm 30. It's actually scary how fast things go.
>Almost 9th month of the year
>2024
>Still remember joking with friends about the Mayan calender
>It's already been 3.5 years since the lockdown bullshit started and I discovered vtubers.

Time goes fast, so I can't even filter out 30 year old women anymore.

>>57442756
I'm 28 and wouldn't date anywhere over 40.

>>57442756
If twenty five is "old and decrepit" than at thirty five I must be "unfathomably ancient". I've pretty much always had 35-55 as my peak of attractiveness, even as a teen (thanks, Anne Bancroft!).
Anyway, hag love.

I am 43 years old. Anything below 30 is too young for me.

I am in love with this 36 year old dog

You have shit taste, OP

>>57480746
Interesting, I wasn't aware she was a hag.
Is Rurudo also a hag? Should I assume all holo mamas are hags?

>>57481519
Yes.

>>57442756
homo

>>57444697
You're starting too late to get to a dozen.

>>57485227
>Wolves normally breed in February and March, and litters averaging about five pups are born in May or early June. Litters may include from 2 to 10 pups, but most often 4 to 7 pups are born.

>>57444312
>It doesn't feel like it but soon you'd be 30
I'm 36. 25 really is not old at all.

>>57443925
Hey man the world is changing I know a number of wizards. Being someone's first is dumb I never had that and I don't want it. It sounds miserable. I'll bet you'll find a childless woman in her 40s that has money and will drain your dick. Don't give up hope anon. As far as self-improvement just have basic hygiene and stay somewhat healthy then download a dating app. In the dating app just do pictures of you doing stuff, no selfies, hopefully stuff with friends. Then just write a a joke bio and swipe left on older and chubbier girls.
There ya go anon you basically already got laid.

>>57479276
I know some smokin hot 41-43 year olds

The nude pic of the dumpling girl got deleted mid load for me. Thats the first time I've seen anything like that

Pedos are cursed. They only get excited for around 3 years of someones life. Then they lose interest. haglovers though can feel love for their entire life.

give me your horny hags from small corpos and the indie scene anons

What's the equivalent of a hag for male vtubers?

>>57489289
oji-sans like randon or pizza papa

>>57489289
dilf

>>57489289
Wizards

>>57442756
The artist seems familiar, source ?

>>57442756
h-haha yeah. Who'd be into that haha d-definitely not me, no way, not even a little.

>There's no way you'd actually date an old
.....

>>57452490
hag threads stopped being as fun when they became a general.

>>57494644
I'd molest her

>>57494644
Anon she's like...27 or something. We need to raise the bar for hagdom at least a little

>>57494644
>fat
>ugly
>not a hag
>CIA whore

MUST IMPREGNATE MIO
MUST
IMPREGNATE
MIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The sheer amount of semen I would pour into Botan's womb would rejuvenate her barren ovaries and force her to return to her most fertile years and give birth to at least a baseball team's worth of children. I am literally salivating thinking about this.

>>57497730
you would unhag her? what's wrong with you...

>>57442756
>This "hag love" stuff is just a meme, right?
I fell in love and married a hag, OP. I was in my late 20s (27 maybe?) when we met and she was a decade older than me.
Hag love is wonderful, with the slight downside that she died when I was only 36. Them dying while you're still young is an unfortunate possible side effect of marrying older women.

>>57497853
Only her reproductive system, retard. A hag that won't give birth to autism babies is the perfect specimen

>>57497287
>fat
>ugly
You people talk like she's fucking slampig tier when all she really has is a big butt.
>not a hag
True, not old enough
>CIA whore
If she is, she's really bad at it.

>>57480746
What the fuck is that maro. Kinda hot

>>57442756
>is just a meme, right?
no

>>57442756
Women age like milk. They either spoil in their mid 20s and stay foul for the rest of their lives or ripen into a fine cheese known to connoisseurs as hags. But just like with cheese, only the most esteemed gentlemen are able to truely appreciate the full flavour of a hag's aura.

>>57486610
Everything I said is true. When you were in college all your old highschool classmates were getting married or becoming single moms. In your head you were only 19 and couldn't possibly be old. Now you're 36 and staring down middle age, but a 25 year old is staring down 30 and people ask him why he doesn't have a house, a wife, a full career yet. In his head he thinks "I'm just a lil zoomie zoomer, I haven't even gotten serious yet" and then 12 years will go by and he'll be getting ragged on by Gen Alpha kids asking him why he never got it together and he just won't know because the time will have blasted past him.

>>57510633
>When you were in college all your old highschool classmates were getting married or becoming single moms.
No, they almost all went to college with me.

>>57510633
>but a 25 year old is staring down 30 and people ask him why he doesn't have a house, a wife, a full career yet.
Hey I've got a full career, a good one too. I'm just autistic so nogf forever

>>57497730
Same here brother

We're good till 35.
After that, breeding bros like me are starting to sweat

>>57481519
Most of them anyway. Nabi is like 15 or someshit

>>57510633
>When you were in college all your old highschool classmates were getting married
Don't compare yourself to other people. You don't know what their life is like together. Focus on being happy (or at least, self-accepting) first, then try to find someone if you want to.

>>57466658
I'm not going to tell you bullshit platitudes like it's gonna get better because it might not, but what I can tell you is that whatever you think of yourself, you are worthy of love anon. everyone in this thread is, no matter who you are

>>57442756
The older the chicken the better the soup

>>57444134
>just marry someone who fucked other people

>>57447936
they are for losers stop coping fag

please understand, because i'm being dead serious and nobody tells you this: at least 75% (and maybe upwards of 90%) of the hot girls in your life will fall of a fucking cliff around 30. one day you're 25 and every girl you know looks like a model, and then the next day you're 32. you and all your bros are the same (except some of you are bald and graying) but all the girls and puffy, dumpy, bloated, saggy, sad.

the few that aren't are superior in every way. they put in the work, or they're genetically blessed, or both. they are experienced and knowledgeable and interesting. even hearing a 25 open their mouth will turn you off - they're fucking retarded and have nothing to say to anyone. hags are the way. hags are life. hags age like fine wine.

>>57442756
Hags were made for saving

>>57528874
How can I save a hag when I also need saving?

>>57497931
I am deeply sorry for your loss anon

If only you knew how HOT 67 years old could be, speaking from experience

>>57529027
Been trying to figure that one out myself too

>>57442756
she would still be younger than me

>>57444092
Right? Like, I get that she looks nice, but imagine spending all your time with some TikTok zoomer. Sounds miserable.

>>57442756
I have and I always will
Just like fine wine, women get better with age

>>57442773
FPBP

>>57474233
Have you ever heard about tulpas?

>>57442756
Weebs are getting old. They dont want a hag, they want a woman in their age range.

>>57442773
>>57442777
>>57443299
>>57444697
>>57444791
>>57447936
>>57447833
>>57451017
>>57480746
/thread

>>57442756
anon what kind of faggotry is this thread?

>>57442756
Bitch I'm nearly 40, 25 are children to me compared to age and I would fuck them day in and out if I could.