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Thinking!

Love My Wife Shiorin~

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Sexniggers are hated by Shiori. Cutebros are loved by Shiori.

I love my cute goth GF.

Novella, My Beloved Novella

one day we'll figure out what goes here

>>57179167
I hope that they don't make her disappointed again.

Luv me some shiori
Like the novelites
Simple as

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey handholding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

Shiori doesn't want a weak-ass cute bro
She wants a sex bro who is capable of contradicting her, who is willing to disagree, and who knows how to show her a world she didn't even know existed

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>57179455
Sudden urge to sing 'A Whole New World' with Shiorin

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

Shiori~n Love!!!

The masculine urge to pamper your needy and clingy goth gf

Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is the cutest.

>>57179920
Imagine the foot massage

>>57179923

>>57179923
>ESL illiteracy
many such cases

If she does those cute dances to the NGO stream intro I'm gonna...
I'm gonna..........
CUTEEEEEEEEEPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57179978
>>57180051
didn't know Andrew Tate was a Novelite

you are now hearing the intro bgm in your head

>>57180164
>"Welcome everyone... to today stream"

>>57180164
and for some reason my heart feels lighter

>>57180164
Make it stop.

I have a romantic side too

>>57179978
I had to admit it to become the last person to get archived into her memories.

>>57180286
Really? How would you woo Shiori?

>>57180283
Maybe this will help overwrite things

>>57180509
lookathergoooooo~!

>>57179978
>>57180051
the virgin ESL vs the Gigachad>>57164391 ESL

I love my Fair Maiden of the Deep Shiori~n! I can't wait for her streams this week! Especially more Needy Girl Overdose! I bet she'll be highly disappointed in you sexvirgins again.

>>57180286
Everything we say would sound creepy and not at all romantic. Admit it. You would find it weird.

Shiorin should play Aria of Sorrow. Soma Cruz seems like her exact type of guy.

>>57180598
As much as I hate ESLs, that one was the exception that proves the rules, what a chad

Can someone put together this picture with her face instead?

>>57180602
I will bot all future polls so she is never disappointed again

>>57180754
I love Shiori and her Shioris.

>>57180673
I want her to play Dawn of Sorrow, or Portrait of Ruin, or Order of Ecclesia more. But those won't happen unless a DS collection comes or if she has a modded 3/DS/DSi (which they wouldn't like anyway) Konami hate.

>>57179616
how great would it be if her milk tasted like oreos
no I will not take my meds

it's a sad and depressing thought but we have to come terms with it early, shiori's ass is most likely disappointing compared to her tits

>>57181202
With how pale Shiori's skin is, you could slap her ass and your handprint would stay visible for a while
This makes up for size

>>57181202
Her ass is probably more taught and tight, which was the default for centuries mind you until your brain was hijacked by porn, and that is fine by me.

>>57181202
Think again sir, our goth goddess is stacked

I'd love to go out to a garden store with Shiori and buy each other plants that we would raise and care for as a symbolic gesture of our love for one another.

>>57180509
Why does that song reminds me of pies and bad endings?

>>57181547
>which was the default for centuries mind you
Explain the big exaggerated ass 19th century dresses then.

>>57181202
Asians are flat gods

Feeling a short for today

As long as her ass is soft enough I don't care how big it is.

>>57181971
Ive been fighting the chough and sneeze illness for a week now.

Shiori has a BOY butt.

>>57182046
I hope you get well soon, Novelite.

>>57181547
>>57181651

>>57181971
Disgusting. Give me a "good night novelites! I hope dream something sweet like... m-me~" audio x

>>57182159
You got the good morning xeet

>>57182137
In caveman times they didn't shave or wipe their buttholes after shitting

cooking blueberry pancakes for Shiorin as her breakfast...

Friendly reminder Shiori only has online friends and she never leaves her house, not even to take a walk

>>57182209
No, basic hygiene has been around for as long as we were smart enough to use tools. There's a reason why we've all evolved a repulsion to the smell of another human's shit

>>57182277
She is literally me...

>>57182209
>didnt wipe
you dont know that
prob used leaves or their hands or something

>>57182303
Are you saying you wouldn't like Shiori's shit?

this will be a 6/10 thread

>>57182277
>not even to take a walk
wut, aint she always telling us to get our steppies in?

>>57182369
She walks around the house

>>57182369
She paces around her house a lot.

>>57182356
No, I wouldn't. I don't subscribe to Bible Black logic

I wonder if she lives in a dangerous place. I hope she's not afraid to go out

>>57182369
What the other 2 anons said. She basically circles her house a bunch of times. She talked about it on her Crunchyroll interview.

>>57179098
don't!

>>57182554
>Crunchyroll interview.
Ah, thats why I didnt know
>>57182436
>>57182447
Thanks anons

When you leave the cave man times and get a more wrinkly and bigger brain you tend to find you like more sexually healthy things in life. Big booty thicc breasted women are good for a one night stand but they don't make good mothers. I would know, I found a thicc gal that is really nice but her personality and type in general is not conducive to a good home life.

>>57182643
It's a shame about Rissa.

>>57182738
Rissa is a filthy slut!

>>57182738
Rissa is for sexual gratification only. Shiori is for love and affection.

>>57181547
>which was the default for centuries mind you until your brain was hijacked by porn

>>57182738
birds have only one hole and might poop anytime

>It's been a week since Shiorin was given an important archiving mission by (You)
>Her butthole had been shut tight with a plug that reaches as deep as her colon and locked with a key
>Complete with a cute nyakuza kitty tail at the end for everyone to see as she walks
>She was told to eat nothing but bugs and foods that are high in fiber (like bran)
>Her ass and gut feels so full form archiving that she can't walk properly
>Today's the day where you will unlock her anal archive open
>You order her to take her clothes off and squat her ass over your face
>Hesitantly and embarrassingly she does so, preparing for the worse to come
>You take your pants off and whip your dick out
>A small metal rod is jutting out of your urethra
>You pull the rod out and on the other end of it is the key to Shiorin's archive plug lock
>Unlocking the plug, fecal vapor and methane rushes out, filling the room with a strong aroma of death and pestilence
>You pull the plug out slowly, Shiorin bracing for the biggest relief she's ever had since she was potty trained
>As the plug pops out, a wave of liquid feces washes over your face
>Shiorin's rectum gapes open wider as she relieves herself
>Mud colored and equally textured archival material rain over your face
>You engorge yourself in the experience
>The scent was of cadaver and other various digested foodstuffs
>The texture of soft mushy feces on his face and body
>Shiorin's anal experience was so great she orgasms as she sprays the liquids all over you
>Feces keeps pouring for more than an hour, a meal for days to come

>>57182643
Up until modern times being thicc has always been a signifier of health and protection against famine. Time periods where this wasn't the case are often associated with sexual degeneracy (ie. Ancient Greece finding little boys as peak)

>>57182945
Let's not archive this post.

>>57182945
What the fuck anon.

>>57182919
stick in your dick and you feel an egg crack, then yolk drools down down your shaft

>>57182738
Rissas thick ass wide hips big breasts no pan life is great until you find out you aren't really attracted to her, you know? You want a girl that you can love and that will love you back, whole heartedly. That includes of her and yours proclivities by the way.

>>57182945
This is being stricken from the archive, never to be spoken of again. I'll take the period cereal greentext over this.

>>57183074
Personally I'd like to dump my cum in Rissa's cunt while holding hands and making out with Shiori.

>>57182945

>>57182945
Nigger what

I'm not even gonna give a (You) to that

>>57183193
I can't argue with you wanting to pump Rissas filthy pussy dry. I would do the same but also feel dirty doing so.

>>57182945
>oh nice, an anon wrote a shiori story
>read the last sentence just to be sure
>Feces

>>57183327
That's a cute Shiorin

This page needs to be purged from the archives.

>>57182945
Degenerates like you belong on a cross...

>>57182945
kek

I hope Shiori isn't /here/ right now...

Shiori in prechat.

>>57183329
>this stupid hag bird wants (You) to give her kids
>you're about to cum
>Shiori~n pushes her off of you and swallows it all
>she winks at you

"I wonder how my Novelites are doing~"

>Shiori decides to check /here/ for once
>Reads that feces fanfic
>Regrets every moment
>Disowns 4chin novelites

This page is making mi IQ lower. wtf with Novelites on this shift.

>>57183653
Made me check

/ringo/ was a mistake

>>57183825
I just have hololyzer up and refresh it every now and then when she enters her usual prechat times, then I also have /here/ to tell me to double confirm.

I hate this thread

Can we start over with a new thread? This one is tainted

>>57183963
Last one was comfy at least.

>>57182945
Delete this from the final copy of the book

Fuck it, I'm ascending. You fuckers deserve to be manipulated by the Demiurge.

I get the feeling that I shouldn't scroll up.

Have a cute Shiori to cleanse your palette novelites.

>>57183657
PLEASE STOP. SIR, DO NOT REDEEM. I SAID DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM. BLOODY FUCK!!!!!

anon don't let others bother you
You're the new Charles Baudelaire
We're not ready yet that's all

>>57183808
Nigger that shit made me laugh for like a minute straight, shitposter is alright in my book

brb ending myself

Its already gone, stop crying!!

Is today's splash party watch-along worth watching?

>>57184174
This girl sure is cute

>>57184347
It's burned into my memory!!!

Eating with scissors is overly clumsy and dangerous. They might not be very sharp, but a sudden slip or an unforeseen event that catches you off guard could make you grip them tightly just as they're in your mouth, and you can say goodbye tongue.

That screencap is getting placed in the forbidden archive

>>57179228
Nut Gobbling

Open for a cute Shiori.

>>57184347
I'm gonna make it come back!!

>>57184455
>a sudden slip or an unforeseen event that catches you off guard
you eating in a warzone on the regular?

Will you be Shiorin's forever nuts?

>>57184707
I'll be her forever nuts and she can make me nut forever

>>57184352
First 15 minutes are alright, but the rest is just occasional Shiori giggles/noises and Advent fangirling over the rest of hololive

>>57184665
It's saved on my PC forever for future use

>>57184659
>:C

>>57184707
Left and right nuts

don't care still want doggy

>>57184707
I will be her forever tree trunk too.

Is shiorin based enough to love the thing

>>57184801
I guess I'll look for the timestamps then.

Glad I woke up the right time to avoid the shit post

Subtle

>>57184675
No, but I have 3 cats

Bets on a Shiori video or short, I'm feeling no.

>>57186648
DOUBTER BTFO

>>57180051
didn't know book only exist in english

>>57186002
Imagine posting something so horrendous the entire thread had an ego-death moment.
That greentext was a memetic hazard

My moldy bread loving wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXouuS6l1mM

Good morning. I love Shiori.

>>57186986
Good morning, same.

my girlfriend works so hard, she always has something for us

I love my goth GF blessing us with content even on her days off.

>>57186896
>#funny
>#vtuber
This has to be ironic, right...

>>57186846
Kinda want to post it again

>>57186896
are we friend?

Was Shiori a Tumblr girl?

>>57187465
Easily

>>57187465
She most definitely seethed over Tokyo Ghoul there.

>>57187465
Either that or a deviantart girl 100%

>>57187465
shiori was a /co/mbler girl

>>57187324
I'd like to be friend shaped, I like her

I got my steppies in and did my studying reps. I don't know if I should read the book club books considering I haven't even started them yet or play AC6 since I have no Shiori to occupy my night

>>57187770
Read the Shiggerman story, that's what I did, it was pretty light reading.

>>57187260
She still has 2view brain, pls understan I find it cute

>>57186846
Only thing to unite sex bro and cute bro
A shit bro

>>57187770
Rrats in the Walls is a short story so you can definitely finish that before next month. Of Mice and Men is pretty short as far as books go.

>>57188112
I hope she never loses that mindset.

>>57188010
One of lovecrafts best short works. Suffers none of his usual issues imo. Great build-up, punchy pacing, good climax, evocative prose, very good.

>>57187770
>>57188254
I'm pretty far behind. I basically spent this month writing instead of reading. But I did read Of Mice and Men in highschool at least. I'm sure I remember well enough to participate in discussion at least? Idk.

>>57187296
I will enter the den of filth that is the janny IRC server just to personally request you get deleted from existence

>>57188281
same
its become kind of obvious that some of the other talents kiara have let the popularity and ccv numbers get to their heads

>>57188315
Mice and men is decently short enough, and not a super complex story at its core. Like everything Steinbeck does its 90% symbolism and commentary on American society

>>57188324
>It's been a week since Shiorin was given an important archiving mission by (You)
>Her butthole had been shut tight with a plug that reaches as deep as her colon and locked with a key
>Complete with a cute nyakuza kitty tail at the end for everyone to see as she walks
>She was told to eat nothing but bugs and foods that are high in fiber (like bran)
>Her ass and gut feels so full form archiving that she can't walk properly
>Today's the day where you will unlock her anal archive open
>You order her to take her clothes off and squat her ass over your face
>Hesitantly and embarrassingly she does so, preparing for the worse to come
>You take your pants off and whip your dick out
>A small metal rod is jutting out of your urethra
>You pull the rod out and on the other end of it is the key to Shiorin's archive plug lock
>Unlocking the plug, fecal vapor and methane rushes out, filling the room with a strong aroma of death and pestilence
>You pull the plug out slowly, Shiorin bracing for the biggest relief she's ever had since she was potty trained
>As the plug pops out, a wave of liquid feces washes over your face
>Shiorin's rectum gapes open wider as she relieves herself
>Mud colored and equally textured archival material rain over your face
>You engorge yourself in the experience
>The scent was of cadaver and other various digested foodstuffs
>The texture of soft mushy feces on his face and body
>Shiorin's anal experience was so great she orgasms as she sprays the liquids all over you
>Feces keeps pouring for more than an hour, a meal for days to come

>>57182945

>>57187260
Honestly there will be some people who will find her thanks to that

>>57188484
I love you shitposter

>>57188484
you fucking faggot why would you post the spinning shiorin gif with this? fuck you. fuck you. fuck you.

Why are Haatons like this?

shit thread

>>57187260
Not enough tags to be honest, where's my #gothgf tag

>>57188484
fuck me, I said I would do it but I haven't opened up mirc in years...

>>57188614
it will always be associated from now on

>>57188679
The only choice is to ascend

Maybe burning books isn't such a bad thing after all...

I'm in love with my super talented and considerate goth gf who leaves highlight videos and shorts and twitter morning voice for the days she's taking off streaming.

>>57188614
It's how she releases a shit spiral like a rocket booster

>>57188780
Of course

>>57189034
KEK

>>57189086
Thank you, I stared at this for a minute or two and I feel like my brain has reformatted. I've ironed out the wrinkles.

Cleanse your palettes novelites.

>>57189086
You just gave my lil bro a seizure

>>57189571
No that's normal, it's how you know it's working

My father died today. Im going to stop shioriwatching for a little. I can watch this week vods later

>>57189823
ganbatte

>>57189571
Thats just the demons leaving his body.
Dont worry about it

>>57189767
Too big.

>>57189823
May he rest in peace.

Hey, umm... Have a.. cute n-night N-Novelites...~

>>57189823
My condolences. Please take care of yourself.

>>57189559
That's a nice trick.

>>57189823
I’m sorry anon
Hope you feel better afterwards, take your time

I thought shiorin edits her own videos, why does pudding keep editing it?

>>57189823
I hope you and yours will be able to get through this tough time. Take all the time you need, Shiori and us will be here when you return.

>>57190024
SHIORI NO, THE COPYPASTA WAS A MISTAKE AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>57189823
Take care Anon.

>>57189571
He was just break dancing, nothing to worry

>>57190024
You too.
Except have a sexy night.

>>57189823
My condolences anon, take the time to grieve properly.
can I get your mom's number

>>57190024
She enjoyed the shit posting

>>57190024
Please don't go, don't leave in this thread alone with those people

>>57190184
It's too late anon...

>>57189823
I'm sorry anon.

>>57190164
She makes videos or edits vlogs. That guy makes clips and highlights. Why would she do it herself?

>>57189849
Chicken drumstick looking thighs

>>57189823
SHIORI MY DAD DIED LETSS FUUCKKIING GOOOOOOO!!!
I'm sorry, anon

>>57190164
She edits her own videos, like her IRL footage.

>>57190024
AIIIEEEEEEE don't leave us Shiorin...don't be disappointed in us...

>>57189933
Your balls are too big, bet you piss on em bitch boy.

>>57190164
Pudding is actually just the nickname for her ass cheeks.

>Shiori visits the thread
>Sees THAT
>Immediately goes to YouTube pre-chat
>"I like you guys better"
How would you react?

>>57190584
Kill her in AI

>>57189823
My condolences anon, yeah You should probably take a break, I hope you can overcome this, Shiori and the Novelites will be here to make you feel better when you're ready to come back

Good night bros I love getting eight hours of sleep and waking up feeling well rested.

>>57190584
I would have sex with Advent minus Shiori.

I hope Shiori NEVER comes here

>>57190766

>>57182365
this is a 4/10 thread

Shiori is the scatposter

>>57190584
I start hitting Rissa to get less mad

>>57190978
10/10 full of Novelights!

>>57191127
What up failbird

The Shiori Novella - Redacted Pages

infact burn this one

>>57191127
Tell Rissa I'm a Vampire and that I want to pump her pussy and womb full of my Draconic cum.

>>57191367
>Vampire
>Draconic
Wat?

>>57167947
>>57190823
Lol
Lmao even
What did Rissa do to deserve the Shiori spam treatment? I've seen more shitposting with her recently

>>57189823
Condolences friend, take care of yourself out there. We'll welcome you back whenever you feel ready to come back here.

Good night

>>57191638
Sleep well Anon

>>57191475
Vampires have been linked to Dragons for a long time anon. Even if rare.

http://poal.me/ugu4xy

>>57191638
Good night Novelite.

>>57191735
Become Page 180 for shits and giggles because Shiori is always joking about flipping back a few pages. We must avoid what led to this conclusion.

>>57190488
I recently learned that doggy is most girls favorite position because of the constant stimulation to their clit caused by the guys balls constantly slapping back and forth on it in that position anon might be lucky

>>57191995
d-do you have a source for this

>>57191735
I don't get it. What did you guys do?

>>57192546
If you really want to know, look for a large greentext post on warosu

>>57191521
don't know, I ignore catalog niggers

>>57192664
When's Shiilaag?

>>57192725
Not that one apparently.

>>57192708
anon...

>>57189767
canon

>>57192546
alrighty anon, open wide!

>>57191521
Gura won some sort of streamer award, so it's basic bitch bait hours.

>>57191883
We must go back until we can reach our ideal world line. Our Steins;Gate.

>>57191707
wtf shes not even gonna use the pillow?

>>57192865
she can have my arm

>>57192618
>>57192815
I see...

Just go onto the next page. Some books have some weird ass writing on them that lasts the span of a couple paragraphs.

I wonder what's the worst thread we've had so far

>>57193003
debut week had a lot of annoying shitposters. I think they've all finally moved on to the next "drama".

My faurite Baudelaire's poem
It reminds me of Shiori~n
It's called "La Destruction"

"At my side the Demon writhes forever,
Swimming around me like impalpable air;
As I breathe, he burns my lungs like fever
And fills me with an eternal guilty desire.

Knowing my love of Art, he snares my senses,
Apearing in woman's most seductive forms,
And, under the sneak's plausible pretenses,
Lips grow accustomed to his lewd love-charms.

He leads me thus, far from the sight of God,
Panting and broken with fatigue into
The wilderness of Ennui, deserted and broad,

And into my bewildered eyes he throws
Visions of festering wounds and filthy clothes,
And all Destruction's bloody retinue"

They keep discussing the literal shit guy instead of their oshi. Maybe he is their oshi. This can't be real. I must have gotten the wrong meds. Maybe they were just expired. I will continue my observations.

I have 20 (You)s for whoever can bring me the goth woman, Shiori Novella.

cute, dorky, sexy

>>57193128
Amidst the shadows, where anguish resides,
My soul entwined with the Demon's embrace,
A dance of darkness, where hope gently subsides,
As we traverse a realm devoid of grace.

Whispering secrets of forbidden delight,
He weaves his words in threads of deceit,
A symphony of desires taking flight,
In his arms, a twisted union complete.

Guiding me deeper, where morality wanes,
Through corridors of longing and despair,
In the labyrinth of my mind, he reigns,
A master of seduction, beyond compare.

Yet, a spark of resistance flickers within,
A sliver of light against the encroaching night,
For deep in my core, a battle must begin,
To reclaim my spirit, to seek the true light.

I must rise from the depths of this abyss,
Break free from the chains that bind me tight,
Embrace redemption, the eternal bliss,
And cast away the allure of endless night.

No longer shall his lecherous hold persist,
As I forge a path to transcendence anew,
Away from the Demon's temptations, I insist,
To reclaim my soul, my essence, and truth.

Through shattered illusions, I shall arise,
A phoenix reborn from ashes of despair,
No longer swayed by the Demon's lies,
But guided by a higher purpose, rare.

And as the sun breaks through the darkest skies,
Dispelling shadows with its radiant hue,
I'll find salvation, where serenity lies,
Freed from the clutches of the Demon's brew.

So let the verses of this tale resound,
A journey of struggle, redemption, and might,
As I traverse the battleground unbound,
To emerge victorious in the realm of light.

>>57193275
Bare shoulders awaken a primal NEED within me.

Reminder that Shiori is the cutest.

>>57192815
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57193003
the night after the slides stream... this one at least is our own shit.

>>57193231
It's Sunday anon, two days without streams
We go a little insane
It will go back to normal tomorrow

>>57193350
Ahh yes, the British Broadcasting Committee

Post your first Shiorin pic saved

>>57193364
>normal
very relative standard

>>57193425
sorry i dont want to get banned

>>57193425

>>57193275
Why do they sag? They're supposed to be pushed-up...

>>57193425

>>57193425
I can't

>>57193425
The classic

>>57193554
open your damn eyes anon, shes not wearing a bra

>>57193425
it was really more like a 4-in-1

>>57193425
Does this count?

>>57193567
Novella, My Beloved Novella

>>57193677
nice tits, biboo

>you will never be the mold on Shiori's bread

>>57193677
I like the art

>>57193425

>>57193425

>>57193677
FIRE FIRE LIGHT THE FIRE

>>57193766
It's still a really good song.

>>57193746
rare, the pre-buy-an-ad version

>>57193738
Damn, rock has some boulders.

>>57193425
>>57193470
https://files.catbox.moe/nsrww3.jpg

Really missing her

>>57193425

>>57193842
>nijijanny seething to this day
Was it worth it? It was

>>57193967
This one is cute.

>>57193842
That ad was hilarious.

>>57193738
nice car

>>57193425

>>57193425

should we add the links from >>57170673 to the anchor post? i thought it was neat seeing the quotes from the older pages in the past

>>57194424
For what purpose?

>>57194424
Compile them into a rentry or something and maybe you can attach it to >>57178980

>>57194424
Honestly? No_
I find the cause cute but not with much purpose or useful.
Not a fan of larger OPs or archor post in this case, they tend to accumulate with a lot of unnecessary links over time.

>>57194673
archiving purposes? i dunno, no real practical purpose really; personally I thought it was nice just seeing the wide variety of quotes that bakers used, and i remember seeing an anon asking for something like this a while back.

>>57194824
is the anchor post the OP or the second post that follows? still new to the terminology

>>57194827
and you know what, thanks for the answer! i didn't want to jump the gun and start adding unnecessary links, so i figured i'd ask if there'd be any interest in it in the first place

>>57194827
Show me the worst long list OP+anchor on /vt/

>>57195502
I love her model control so much. It's not just a show off a peek of her tits, she's always showing off the best part at the right time.

Shiori is a semen demon

>>57195830
Why is she cosplaying as Shion?

>>57193425

>>57195830
Imagine Shiori getting really close to your face and delicately trims your facial hair for you as abiweekly bonding thing you do whenever you start growing hair on your face.

>>57195502
I've always find it interesting that her iris has an owl pattern, maybe a pet peeve of her mama

>>57195474
for clarity's sake, i'm the anon that asked about adding the links to the old quotes, and not the one that talked about longer OP/anchor posts

i got kinda curious as to how some of them could get big when >>57194827 raised the point, and so i looked at some of the generals like /lig/, /fvr/ and /pcg/; let it be clear, i'm not shitting on any of those generals but i can see why it could be a little too much if the links got out of hand, even if those threads were more of a general for their respective companies

>>57195871
same person
parallel universes

>>57196009
It was wild how fast they got the Shiori tag trained for AI art, even though it was very very slop

>>57196079
I would actively stop shaving for that even if facial hair annoys me.

>>57196082
She's an archiver and owls are associated with wisdom

Knowing my love of Art, she snares my senses,
Apearing in woman's most seductive forms,
And, under the sneak's plausible pretenses,
Lips grow accustomed to his lewd love-charms

next quote

>>57196079
To keep it fair I also want to delicately cut any split hairs she might grow

>>57196272
Drying and brushing Shiori's hair after she's had a shower.

>>57193364
I'm thankful for Shiori making shorts and clip compilations on her channel while she's away. She's at least trying to have a presence even if she's not here

>>57196106
thanks for clarifying but yeah pcg looks excessive

How much of a clumsy fuck is Shiori when she uses scissors in other people? I can't get it out of my head that she can use them as chopsticks perfectly fine, but as soon as she tries to use them on you, shes cutting bits of skin off by complete accident and then tearing up and apologizing profusely.

>>57196988
The scissors thing I genuinely don't get. Is it a bit? Nothing else she does seems like a bit. It doesn't seem like a bit. But it's actually so cumbersome sounding. It doesn't even have anything to do with being dangerous. It genuinely just seems like the least useful utensil for eating short of a wrench. I could make screwdrivers and hammers work more for me than a pair of scissors. I don't know man. Sometimes it keeps me up at night.

>>57197430
It sounds to me like something she accidentally did as a kid and just never stopped doing

>>57197430
It's 100% a bit. Try and use scissors like chopsticks, shit doesn't work because the two parts don't move independently like chopsticks. I gave it a go for science and instantly realised it was a bit

>>57197533
It's just... Now I'm thinking about if food utensils are properly min maxed. I was thinking sometimes scissors are useful at Korean bbq and wondered if forks could be obsolesced by tongs.

>>57197560
I use scissors on samgyeup sessions for convenience.

>>57197430
I want to believe.
I want to believe she's not some absolutely dork stupid girl, but I don't know man. I just don't know.

>>57197683
Metal sporks are the max upgraded utensil

>>57197829
I don't like sporks. I just don't like them.

>>57197829
I feel it's one of those cases where the whole is actually worse than the sum of the parts...

shiori sure is great at scissoring

>>57197933
yeah, with me in the middle

>>57197933
Yeah, with me.

This but Shiori.

>>57198186
DONT SMOKA

Does this thread have an official thread theme

>>57198283
https://youtu.be/5VKNe6injF8

>>57198283
The theme is maxing cutlery utility while minimizing equip load

>>57198096
RISSA HATE

>>57198283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ezLOWVGwCI

>>57198283
https://youtu.be/Nfql0PyA8D0?si=G89RzfuEGN-py54z

>>57198283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRTKdIzAumg

>>57198350

How do I stop being a little bitch and start writing? I have a few ideas, but the notion of actually writing a story makes me die of cringe.

>>57198350
This is the official Gosling theme.

>>57199048
Just fucking write.
I've written stupid school self insert shit, yours will at least be better than that.

>>57199048
If you're planning on sending it to Shiori it might be a little more intimidating, otherwise if it's just for funsies, greentext the basic structure in the thread and build it off of that. Or hell, even if you don't want to share it, bulletpoint your basic idea skeleton and add flesh to it with the fancy words.

So, what's the over under on Shiori playing that new Chilla's game?

>>57199619
parasocial?
the previous games filtered me hard because of graphics/style

>>57199619
she's probably play it if she can get permission from management

>>57199760
>if she can get permission from management
Isn't it mandated for all of the holos to play those?

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