/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Soon!

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1695390241329459251
Live is delayed by 1 hour so IRyS stream will probably be delayed by that too.

Its Back! I missed this thread! I had to go hang out in a Kronii thread, I was lost and scared for the few minutes this was down.

Behold my mighty fart

I can take a delayed concert. Delaying my IRyS stream is unacceptable, though!

>>57015399
>Repeating OPs
/HiRyS/ has fallen....

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

HiRyS... iiiiiiit's CarnivoRyS.

Kinda stupid to use zan when Spwn has been used tested before.

>>57016288
I JWU...

>>57016427
Saw in another thread that spwn seems not to be booking anything, so it might be getting shut down and thus wasn't available.

>>57016427
Spwn was shitting the bed harder and harder every single time so they looked for an alternative.
I'd imagine they were assured Zan could handle their traffic, but now it's worse than Spwn ever was...
This isn't really on Cover, they tried, Zan just oversold themselves hard and are gonna see some massive fallout from this.
Delaying a huge event like this, and at least one other event going on right now having to pause until the site recovers (https://twitter.com/idolland_vlive/status/1695387220059005262)) is going to absolutely destroy them financially.

>>57016768
>>57016779
How do I find Japanese business partners? I could do a better job.

>>57016779
That's hundreds of people that have to pull overtime because of this and all those fees and penalties, ZAN is doomed

>>57016023
kek
whore

>>57016023
I had to go to Global

>>57017095
Easy anon, he was our agent, whore agent.

>>57016779
That's a fucking PriPara Concert. Just as big, if not bigger, than Splash Party...
Who the fuck at ZAN thought it was a good idea to let them book overlapping slots?

>Woke up at 7AM
>Tired as shit
>Its delayed by an hour
>IRyS Stream AT TEN AM

Yeah I can't do this, I'm getting sleep

I love Irys!
She is a cute Fork

>>57017746
My forkRyS is broken dude

Koyo and Towa are going to overlap the concert maybe IRyS will too

>>57018361
I'd rather watch IRyS anyway

>>57017746
Wrong bit of flatware, bub.

yo

>>57020360

>>57018361
Koyori canceled her stream, wonder what IRyS is gonna do.
She probably won't want to run too late with the concert being tomorrow...

>>57021521
I hope she streams anyway. The VOD will wait for anyone that wants to watch the concert.

>>57021521
she should just skip the superchat reading again

>>57021521
The concert is going to cut out so often that it'll be easier to watch a VOD of it.

Between the last karaoke and this stream I hope she decides to utilize this timeslot more often

>>57022018
utilize this dick

>>57022018
Only if she starts giving better warning

>>57022163
What am I supposed to do with 2 inches?

>>57022221
Your best

>>57022221
i actually have an entire jump rope between my legs

>>57022308
well pull the handles out of your ass then

>>57022372
it's the only comfortable way to contain my floppy tube-flesh

>>57020360

>>57022617
WHORESTOCRAT

>>57022617
yoink

>>57022018
Too much of the US is at work during that timeslot for it to be used often

>>57023069
?? Fuck the yanks

>>57022617
I'm still on the fence about whether I could ever wear that hat in public

>Concert postponed
At least IRyS is streaming

Good, news. The stream won't be cancelled. Bad news, maybe no IRyS tomorrow?

Hopefully Day 2 will be okay.

if I wake up at 4 am again tomorrow to find out they air day 1 and push day 2 back a week, I'm going to fume on this anonymous forum

>>57024344
zan would lose even more money if they fucked it up again

>>57025157
Yeah, well, what's there to stop them from losing money? It happened today already.

>>57025276
They already have the money. Them fucking up just loses them potential future money.

>>57024344
both days are postponed

>>57025389
The Tweet specifically says #hololiveSPDAY1 but yes, there's a high chance tomorrow could be affected too.

>>57025330
>They already have the money.
Not after people will file all those refunds.
>>57025389
Really? Fuck. But, I guess, that's to be expected. Any preliminary dates yet?

>>57025488
>Not after people will file all those refunds.
True. The fact that the word "refund" is being thrown about at all can't be good.

small company

>>57025566
Some might not be able to watch at the postponed time, so they have to offer refunds. Most will keep their tickets assuming Zan actually can host this event.

>postponed
I guess I'll play fortnite until IRyS' stream

>>57025566
>the word "refund" is being thrown about
Zan are offering refunds themselves, as they should as a responsible service provider.

>>57025912
Yes, it's definitely the right thing to do.

i was asking in chat why they didn's use SPWN and someone told me they where bought, that means hololive cannot use it anymore?

I love IdolRyS, she is absolute perfection

>>57026272
in another thread an anon pointed out they have almost no booked events in place, suggesting the company is being wound down and was unavailable to be booked again.

>>57026272
Rumors are they're being bought by the parent company of VSPO

>>57026575
That's a smart acquisition

>>57026527
>>57026575
Bought to be killed. Fantastic.

>>57026910
They probably bought it for the team of developers or to turn it into their own thing

>>57026279
I wish ENs would get generation 1 idol outfits though.

Reading comments waiting for the stream, some beggars sperging out hard on the karaoke vod

>>57028601
a random grey, nobody cares about that

Motherfucker. I just now realized why Irys singing Renai Circulation sounded so good in her 3D showcase...

>>57028915
because it was IRyS

>>57028915
same reason she sounds good singing the other songs, it's IRyS

>>57029040
it was because of her fat ass

>>57028915
>I just now realized why Irys singing Renai Circulation sounded so good
because IRyS is a good singer?

>>57028601
one of the more vociferous monkeys types in a recognizable manner... hmmm

>>57029783
Really activates the almonds

S O O N

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

i skimmed the comments because who doesn't love a trainwreck and it was a single name freaking out over and over.

>>57030223
it's funny af lol

>>57030223
and it uses a certain type of spacing

>>57030223
If you want to see someone actually having a mental breakdown look no further than the cesspool that is reddit.

This game is fucking kino in the second half. Surprisingly so, because the first half is dull

>>57030648
LMAO

>>57030648
kek

>>57030673
It's a wild ride. Second part is genuinely sad and hilarious at the same time. Props to the author, he knows his stuff.

>>57030648
What a fucking loser roru. I hope they cried extra hard when their failures got the boot

Anyone else stuttering a lot?

This "game" is like an hour tops, right

>>57030845
No I have a normal voice

>>57030845
Only when I talk to people

>>57030898
>>57030900

>>57030884
Around that yeah, assuming she doesn't pause a lot

>imagine all the seagull poop
IRyS no..... don't encourage weird fanart...

Oh it's another "walk and get scared" game
I guess I'll just listen to IRyS while I make breakfast

>>57031133
>covered in "seagull poop"

I am so fucking stupid. I legit thought this was a collab with Marine.

>>57031189
This game is a comedy, it's unironically hilarious

>>57031241
fans take after their oshi

>>57031241

>>57031189
It's by the same dev, no? And this one leeches off hololive even more than chilla.

The stream keeps stuttering.

>>57031241
Many such cases.

>>57031293
>And this one leeches off hololive even more than chilla
I was gonna call you a retard because it's a free fan game
But I went and checked and he charges money for this shit
I'm the retard

there should have been barrels of pineapple so we can speculate that marine's trying to get crew-kun's cum to taste sweet

IRyS wants anime meat in her mouth.

Worse than a homobeggar

>This is IRyS' normal stream time
>You get more JP and ID collabs
Would you accept this?

she knows nozoki ana?

>>57031579
fuck no

ojiRyS my beloved…

>>57031579
no

Whenever IRyS goes :D my heart melts.

>>57031579
fuck yes

>>57031520
I mean, have you seen this shit? I think only sous vide can reach a perfect pink like that.

>>57031579
No

>>57031620
Is that cinnamon on a steak

>>57031579
Yes because it’s EU time!

>>57031749
HoloEN (True) when?

>>57031579
IRyS already speaks too much JP.

>>57031789
She's right there waiting

>>57031842
Kiara doesn't speak EN though, only AU.

>>57031579
Using this slot for the NA weekend would be perfectly fine. Not so much on other days.

>>57031908
kiara speaks gold?!?

This stupid fucking stream is stuttering every 5 seconds for me

>>57031967
Works on my machine

>>57031962
no she speaks alternate universe

>>57031825
First time watching Irys actually stream, why does she speak so much JP? Is she translating everything? Does she really wish she was in HoloJP?

fucking pajeets cant fucking code properly what a bunch of fucking fucks my stream wont stop buffering

>>57031967
Skill issue

>>57031967
looks like it's a region problem it works fine for NA

>>57031967
skill issue use a vpn

>>57031967
it's fine for me

>>57032026
>>57032032
I live in tokyo, you'd think I'd have the least issues

>>57031990
she's speaking it way more because its JP prime time (if 11pm counts as prime time)

>>57032064
How come you haven't stalked councilRyS

>>57032097
:^)

wait what the fuck irys streaming at a bong-friendly time?
Finally, I can become the IRyStocrat i always wanted to be.

>>57031579
I don't care for anyone from ID

>>57032078
Not the usual experience then? She has a nice voice, I'll catch more streams either way if I can.

am i crazy or is she translating herself to japanese more than usual ? feels like its been ages since she translated literally every sentence she said to japanese

>>57032174
Kaela is based though

>>57032182
yeah its unusual, it's like 3 or 4 times her normal amount of jp

>>57032185
Maybe because she's streaming in JP prime time

>>57032185
She is. Probably because she's in JP prime time now.

>>57032185
she is trying to voice act Marine's lines in japanese

>>57032246
Hag unity

>>57032174
ReiRys fucking never ever again

>>57031990
I wouldn't mind if she keeps translating everything as long as we get to hear the same, that way I can learn more jap

>>57032221
>>57032227
>>57032246
naruhodo

>>57032292
That's fair, I need to do my reps.

>>57032174
Reine and Zeta are EN though.

>>57032202
too based for me with her gws

>the oranges are rotting
Oh no! IchiminRyS is gonna get scurvy...

I really like it when she goes "Areeeee~"

>>57032174
Kaela is worth trying if you like actual gameplay and long streams.

Alright I'm out, this stream is completely unwatchable for me

>>57032574
mogged by Bijou

if she put bunch of slurs in this would absolutely anyone notice? i constantly forget it even exists

>>57032574
>2 KB, 70x125

>>57032665
I remember when it was "abababababa"

>>57032665
I would, I read it every time

>>57032665
She's forgotten to change it for whole streams before, so probably not

There's no way this piano is the only bgm in the game

>>57032841
>kusoge

>>57032841
have you not watched other tsugunohi streams? they all are kusoges, actual kusoges

>does that MATTER?
hagRyS... your nerves are getting struck

>>57032865
>>57032961
>You have to pay for this
Who knew scams were this easy

this game harps on memes so much you'd think its scenario was written by an eop clipwatching redditor and not yknow... native japanese speakers capable of actually studying their source material beyond the absolute most shallow level

>>57032976
i wanna fuck hagRyS

>>57032665
If I were IRyS I would go on an arc where every stream would occasionaly show part of a cypher that slowly builds up to some secret lore/announcement.

>>57032976
The hag wiggles her fingers and butt the most when they are truly desperate.

>>57033015
I want to unenthusiastically serve hagRyS lukewarm soup for lunch in a nursing home

>>57033048
>doing this with IRyStocrats
You think we're smart?

Bros…This stream made me realize how much I miss comfy SoloRys stream, and she sound so energetic today.

>>57032995
the whole thing is a tribute to marine, however shallow
it's all in-jokes from her streams
the player character is even the protag from the rpg she made

fart spray

>no wonder she is getting older
>she isn't sleeping
kettleRyS...

>>57032995
JPbro are just as much of clipfag as EN fans. It makes sense though, everyone streams around the same time and there’s like 30 of them

>>57032665
>make my nipples hard LET'S GO!

>>57033161
yeah but marine is like the alpha female of the pack of 30 that eats the smaller ones

I hate it when she speaks japanese

MARINE ISN'T EVEN A REAL PIRATE
SHE'S JUST A COSPLAY ONNA

>What the hell does she want?
YOUR CUM, BRO

I love it when she speaks japanese

I do not feel strongly one way or the other when she speaks japanese

Dude she's fucking stanced up

I think its the constant self translation that interrupts the flow of the stream

Oba-senchou

>>57033273
me too bro me too

>>57033349
it's not like jp niki have literally 20 other vods of this game in japanese from jp members.... oh wait

>>57033091
All it takes is one AuTyStocrat to notice and make a split called /CyphRyS/ and suddenly anyone on the board with a remote interest in cryptography or ARGs will start digging.

I think its the constant self translation that holds the stream together

Nice jumpscare

IRyS IS Japanese and IRyStocrats WILL /become/

senchouRyS is pretty sensual

I think its the constant self translation

I don't think

>CUM! CUM!

Cum! Cum!

She is not japanese

Stream is over...

irys should just do karaoke streams. games are for faggots

This is where the kino begins

>>57033609
this but replace karaoke with asmr joi

>>57033661
this but replace asmr with gaming endurance

>>57033661
why do you need instructions on how to jerk off

>timeloop

>timeloooop!

>>57033709
im retarded, thats why

KRONII MENTION? TIMERYS?

>IRyS loves the game
Non-believers BTFO

I don't feel that sleepy but I keep yawning over and over again

>>57033703
you only said replace asmr, so you want gaming endurance joi?

>>57033827
You're dying

>>57033843
>You have to edge until I beat the game

>>57033827
that happens because you are a mouth breather

>>57033737
N-n-n-n-no don't! You just did this! See!
>>57033721

>>57033827
Stream is boring

DEJA VU!

She will NOT catch up on superchats today

>>57033843
If it's a fighting type a game you can only stroke when she's landing hits/wins the match

>rewounded
IRyS is JP

>>57033661
>>57033703
>>57033709
IRyS narrated FapHero

>>57034016
sounds like everyone is getting blueballed

Cheeb will become an old baba one day....

>>57034159
Cheeb will act like this one day

>>57034159
Cheebs will always be a baby

>>57033661
I also want joi from someone who doesn't understand how balls work.

>>57034159
cheebs will die from obesity induced heart failure

>>57034236
oba booba cheebs*

>>57034312
>punch them hard

>>57034249
Old baby...

>>57034249
I'm gonna put my dick in there and tell her it's her new pacifier

>>57034336
Cheebs is like a walrus. The blubber is a feature, not a bug.

If it was Marine who rewound time, why did she not keep her memories?

>>57034440
Best not to ask too many questions

>>57034440
don't overthink this shitty kusoge series
especially this one since it's meant to be more meme than all the others which are "horror"

https://youtu.be/V9pVJDL2J1Y
takeshi mention

>>57034440
i assume she doesnt know he remembers and she thinks he's still under the illusion or something

>>57034440
if you could wipe your memories and play your favorite game for the first time again or jerk off to masterpiece 1 and 2 for the first time again wouldn't you do it?

Do (You) have chest muscles to flex for IRyS?

alright the boob thing is kinda funny

>>57034671
yes

>>57034729
Can I see?

IRyS has definitely played Mike Tyson's Punch Out.

I just noticed that Marine is peeking through a glory hole

>>57034794
slobro...

This stream is just IRyS making her voice acting portfolio

>>57034782
just for IRyS's eyes

>>57034872
someone please draw an IRyS and Kronii double blowjob

>>57034954
>IRyS and Kronii double blowjob
Like a 69?

>>57034984
BJ sandwich

>>57034872
TimeRyS bros we're winning!!!

How does he know what a high school is?

I want IRyS to touch Kronii's clock

>>57034984
no sucking the same dick make sure it's lighter skinned

>>57034440

Senchou is like a female version of Dorian Gray.

>>57035240
kek

>>57035240
Whorian Gray?

GuyRyS peeping on IRyS

hagRyS better start doing yoga and getting facials if she's so conscious about her venerable age

>>57035425
I stretch her out and give her facials daily

>Marine is a ghost
I guess, she... stopped aging

IRyS.....

>>57035715
stop promoting yourself faggot

>>57035715
Can you block someone without scrolling up? I missed that

would you?

obaaRyS my beloved…

Th-this games mean...

A friend of mine's grandma chased me down to smooch me just like this once.

>it was a horror story all along
>but from Marine's perspective
Senchou...

Clip those moans

the panting...

>that pant
my dick

>>57035882
>>57035923
>>57035931
someone make a sound post

>>57034578
I can appreciate my favorite games more (and play them more competently) as I am know
>spoiler
Yes. Every time. Yes>
>Captcha: HHAM 4
"Ham" for me to watch getting plapped repeatedly, yeah

Beethoven is still alive!?

This is the true horror game for holo mems.....

that's cool how the artstyle and music play into the story

>>57035973
Don't forget
>Don't come!... Don't come!

wtf

Why the fuck is this game amazing holy shit

Za Warudo
(captcha vhag2h)

>You get the powers of the stand, The World
>But you are not the immortal vampire, so every seven seconds counts

>>57023069
As an EST bro, I'm about to tell you the sad reality. We are not her main demographic of her time slot, man.

>>57028601
....Why?

RATE THE GAME

>>57036617
AHOY/10

>>57036617
1/10

That was a game

>>57036617
That's it? 2 routes?

>>57036617
I'd rather put pineapple on pizza/10

>>57036617
kusoge/10

>>57036617
Wasn't really paying attention, just listening to her voice

>>57036617
I mean it's alright

I would paizuri BabaRyS's saggers, would you?

abababababababa my beloved. now i can finally enjoy my true kami oshi, this IRyS chick is just the preshow

Observe how my wife expertly doges schizo SCs

Are night streams will be a regular thing now? So far I'm liking it

>>57036617
typical kusoge/10

>>57036899
>doges
cheems love...

Now the stream truly begins!

>>57036899
Was there any?

>>57036617
78/I love Marine

>>57036973
My spelling reps...Also Shibe...

Overlap autism

>>57036617
worth it for the part where they try to just blast her with a cannon, seeing IRyS get those hag insecurities triggered was pretty funny too

>>57031579
I would never be able to watch her live again...

>it's a pleasant to be... have people to cum to

Hoozuki my beloved...

lol, cringe pickup line. Good job, buddy.

>>57037162
Now you know my suffering.

Hoes Suki IRyS

What supers is she reading? Doesn't sound like it's from this stream.

>>57037258
Yesterdays Karaoke

Houziki IRyS

Anybody actually getting their birthday merch? I know they do it in waves so likely mine is going to be sent out later this week but I'm curious.

WHERE'S MY TOFUPAD

>>57037258
the karaoke

>>57037258
gorilla singing.

>>57031579
Yes. EU gods are pleased.

>>57031579
I'd take more comfy game streams at this time but save the big stuff for her normal time

>>57037293
sorry i was hungry

>>57037239
What sucks is as an EST, I have to deal with either loss of sleep or miss out on the zatsus when she does supers (if she even gets to that, we know how she will just decide to do a "short" stream and then we're six hours in).

If she does this time slot, I'd be either at work or sleeping in. Know it sucks to say out loud but I think the freedom of being able to wake up whenever the fuck I want on Saturday is a god given right and I don't think IRyS could compel me to break that.

she ignored the babski supa lmao

>>57037607
She always ignores his SCs these days

>>57037471
>IRyS takes up this time
>You come back from work
>IRyS is STILL going despite it being like 4AM for her

>>57037635
Good.

>>57037607
why are you so obsessed with him

>>57037607
He still got a thank you, which is more than he deserved.

>>57037607
>>57037607
she ignores all o my supas to be fair

>>57037607
She ignored both the ones talking about OW. Obviously. She said what she wanted to.

>>57037674
I've only been missed once when she skipped like 4 people.

IRyS will play as Tracer so she can take miles of Zarya cock.

I remember back when I used to play OW1 they had better skins in HOTS for some characters and that pissed me off

i like her brute force gameplay

she was anxious over it and couldnt sleep...

>>57037886
too bad dps roles are taken

>>57037945
>dps roles are taken
Good.
I hope Twappi and Botan carry the rest of the team. I know Towa mostly plays healer in OW, but there's no one else on the team they can entrust the DPS roles to.

What the fuck do Americans think bread is? And what the fuck is that thing they eat they call "bread"? Because it's definitely not actual bread.

>>57037932
anxious over what

>>57038117
Bread is that thing I dip in my chili.

>>57038117
Amelia has to make her own bread and could eat Japanese bread fine.

cute sexy hands....

>>57038213
Her hands RAPED Bae's hands.

glovejob...

>>57038117
Fuck off this thing is literally the best thing ever paired with some good brisket, banana peppers, and potato salad on the side

>>57038139
the drama

>princessRyS

cute weeb

>>57038269
Ew. That's not bread, that's some sort of PASTE wrapped in a plastic bag.

>>57038213
>>57038247

I WANT MY BACK MASSAGED BY IRyS

>>57038269
this post was so fucking american i now no longer have the physical or mental energy to stay awake. im gonna go to beddy bye now, good night. does anyone have the guyRyS in bed image that gets ritual posted

I will never stop imagining massageRyS

>>57038325
GIWTWMH

>>57038269
Get some real bread americans

>>57038319
whatever it is, it rocks

She still get decent amount of SCs, i thought a lot of people dropping her and she gonna get less SCs?

>>57038269
based
t. burger

>>57038387
jesus christ my teeth started to fall apart looking at that

>>57038387
>so poor you have to slice bricks
Sad

>>57038387
That's not fit for sandwiches

Welp I basically missed the whole thing. Worth going back for it later?

>>57038387
>europoors mixing gravel into their food to feel full

>>57038486
It's used for open face sandwiches

>>57038509
Yes

IRyS should massage my face with her ass

>>57038387
I like to try different breads but that shit has too many seeds

>>57038509
No you're at the best part, the rest is just your typical tsuginoho or w/e game play

>>57038551
open face sandwich is an oxymoron

>>57038387
i like this bread

AdvancedageRyS...

>>57038602
A delicious oxymoron.

my dick would explode (yet again) if she did maribako

>>57038578
i made this post

>>57038387
>>57038269
I like ciabatta

>>57038701
I didn't. I'd definitely be saying I should massage her asshole with my tongue.

cute accidental kiss noise

wtf is her manager doing GET THE PERMS

I hate from soft games perms so fucking much

sexy or cute?

>she was late with the perms again...

Totally thought I just heard her thank Koianon.

>casually drops 400 bucks
I'm jealous.

>>57038825
FromSoft perms seem to be among the more lax ones, compared to other JP corpos.

BIJOU WAS LITERALLY PLAYING THE GAME YESTERDAY WHY THE FUCK THE PERMS AREN'T UNIVERSAL FOR THE BRANCH?!

Thanks Mori

PaleRyS would have to ruddy her hands up lmao

>>57038912
A fax has to be sent. It'll be three months till mane san can get to it.

>>57038912
It's one of those shitty games where you need to ask for it individually in advance, sometimes they even need to specify the day

>>57038891
Shhh let me seethe, I just hate from soft games

>no nailsRyS

>>57039003
IRyS hates that. She's talked about games with perms like that in the past and it's put her off because she'd have to commit to streaming large blocks of it

>>57031532
get fucked

I'm antiing whoever sent that

Parasocial will be great, looking forward to it.

Well I guess we couldn't go forever without her playing another one of those.

IRyS is gonna glide straight through that game no yabs

>>57039156
She'll make it fun even if it's a pile of shit. Could be worse. It could be Overwatch.

guess I’ll get jamba juice today

That's too much effort for monopoly money IRyS....

This dork...

Haha, nice VA work.

>>57039199
No...

>>57039156
>starts game
>2 fps
>oh wow, my pc is struggling a bit
>let me close some tabs
>well, I've heard that Chilla's games aren't... like, optimized that well...
>laughs at the "scary parts"
>oshi no ko reference
it's gonna be great

>>57039028
>watches IRyS
>but hates FromSoft games
There are people with good taste.
There are people with bad taste.
But sometimes you come upon people with... no taste at all.

>>57039256
Isn't she cute?

>>57039324
I mean, you are not wrong

This is IRyS in a couple of years

>>57039475
>this is IRyS a couple years ago

>>57039475
I can’t wait

>>57039475
>couple of years
Isn't it like a year at most right now?

impregnation

>>57039735
Me on the left

>>57039735
How dare you besmirch mermaidRyS's honor!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2tLrcuZ9nI

>>57039475
You mean in two years?

>>57039788
focus on the supas IRyS

>>57039735
yeah me

Marriage certificate merch when?