/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

that anon owes me $100

fat koyo tits

at least it's better than kronii's merch, but still loses to the MILF hat

>it's really subtle
>massive BRUH on the front
i would literally rather just have an anime girl on the bottle

Merch isn't a special announcement and i hate how management instruct them to overhype it for the cattle.
Merch overhype is one of the most souless cons of Hololive

hey man

>>56998279
>tfw you accept a mission to kill one of the pilots you fought alongside earlier
It always makes me feel bad

GYMCHADS
WE WON

>Feeling lonely

wiping my dick and balls with my Bae towel

collo

I love Mori!

imagine paying for voice recordings

Noice merch.

SHE DID IT

GET FUCKED TETRAPOD

It's weird to think that I might actually be able to get away with using this shit at my gym now. Years ago it would've gotten you weird looks but these days they play kpop and seasonal viral anime openings on the speakers and there're people walking around with entry level anime gear.

No one has brought out anything on this level yet but it feels like a matter of time with the way society is going.

Does Bae REALLY want her Brats to go to the gym? They'll all get super jacked and lean and be able to pin her down, put her legs behind her head (she's very flexible!) and put the entirety of their weight into their dick and thrust into her soft vagina repeatedly and she won't be able to do ANYTHING against them.

SHE DID IT

>>56998735
I hear you... but I really like my Kiwawa brand merch

Laplus Dia Highest Death Thirteen Daina Art of Impact Sign Emperor Road of the Darknesss-sama my friend

Koyori found Deepthroat.

>All of the merch is practical

Pretty nice merch brats, but I've already got my thermos bottle that holds more water and keeps it cold for hours so I'll have to pass

Gymrat face towel, Gymrat bottle and Mr. Squeaks Eyemask. And 6 voice packs. Man, Bae just BTFO of the other's 2nd anniversary merch. The only one left that could do better is Mumei. Were the other's in Council even trying? Limited edition card set with hand written autograph as well.

Oh so this is why Kronii was so happy yesterday...
https://files.catbox.moe/q2uru0.mp4

>>56998620
Koyo’s koyos…

this kinda made me crinj

>walter is MEMEMEfag
Mori...

My Ina!

>Sweat towel
>Sleep mask
>Water bottle
This is some good ass merch

holospy here, /mans/ are crying over tempus graduations and will be making daily desperate fuwamoco baits for us to laugh at.

>Procrastinating
>Listen to Bae's track to help you stop procrastinating
>Realize you've been procrastinating even longer by listening to Bae
I don't think she thought this through.

I just realized Re is that one Touhou band artist

>>56998793
WHAT A DEAL

>>56998735
>overhype
retard

I don't have the artistic skill to do better than this but it needed to be done
https://litter.catbox.moe/pybxak.png

>>56998793
That's the point

>>56998786
The flipside of the West destroying nearly all of their media properties

>>56998812
deep whom?

>>56998863
I don't think that's true

I thought the gold mech was funny but it's looped around to being cool

I like you Bae, you are funny.

Bae always have a great merch set. I’m gonna get that face towel.

>>56998839
Towa cute!

>>56998822
Poor attempt at falseflagging, try harder.

Bae was thinking of bratts to be fit for her. Wants a smooth mating press session.

>>56998895
it really didn't

>>56998882
Good goy

>BRUH bottle
>MILF hat
what more could i possibly need

Holy shit that towel art is so hot

>only 1 liter sized bottle
Eh, would hope for a bit bigger but not bad

Anyone else getting 'card declined' errors when they're trying to pay for Splash tickets? For once I don't want to pirate a stream.

I'm so lonely...

>>56998895
anon what the fuck

sometimes I like trying to find holo merch on alibaba. this one looks pretty close
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Custom-logo-1-gallon-water-bottle_1600520417579.html

moom post

Koyori ate the fuck out of that tank blast.

>>56998957
>>>/lgbt/

>>56998946
OWL loafers?

Bae wants me to be /fit/
I know what to do

>>56998957
iroha is so cute!

>>56998830
the kirin cock

Check out this Ina some guy made.

>>56998895
absolutely based

>>56998957
We can cuddle!

>>56997901
Ughhh
I should've known you were on some "Nihilism is based!" bullshit
>who the fuck ever says 'grow as a person' when they mean 'becomes worse?' no one uses it like that
Yeah no shit, not many people are going to outright say "Damn I'm growing into becoming a worse person" unless they are either really young or actually self analyzing and growing.
I could say
>I'm striving to be a better person
while sitting on my ass all fucking day
Your take is so retarded; do you really think humans don't say meaningless things to trick themselves of shit that isn't true?
>the human experience isn't 'about' anything you dumbfuck; unless you are religious, if you're also an athiest and saying some shit like this you're just stupid and delusional
Not even worth engaging with this, if you truly believe the human experience is worth nothing then, idk, maybe kill yourself or something
>the idea that 'you are dumb for liking how I was before' is kind of inherently implied by this though (intentional or not) - otherwise, in their shoes, how would you cognitively square the dissonance between thinking 'damn I was fucking cringe and shit back then' and people also liking how you were then? what would you response to that even be other than thinking 'well those guys are just wrong for liking the shit version of me'
This is your brain on nihilism; none of that shit is implied you sperg, no one is seriously thinking "these guys are retarded for liking a shittier version of myself" (unless they are but I HIGHLY doubt it) But if you are allowed to mind read these girls then allow me to mind read them as well; I'm almost positive every single on of these girls are thinking
"Thank god all these people stuck by me after all this time, even when I wasn't even confident in my own abilities during my debut" or something to that degree.

>>56998958
usually means you have to call your bank cuz they got spooked by weird foreign website

Bae loves us...

>>56998895
Gives me Loco Roco game vibes.

In fact Ruffians should make a game where Poro is Loco Roco

Are you guys gonna buy the "improve yourself" merch?

This merch is fucking perfect for me as a gymbrat

AIR MORI

>>56998974
Moom reply

>>56998895
>crying
hot

Okay that sleep mask is cool

Mori's got chicken legs now!

>>56998945
>goy
no one is forcing you to buy it retard

>>56998974
moom reply

>>56998895
y r u brown

>The gay Kazamatai is awake and posting
time to start posting Flat Holos with big breasts, I guess.

>>56998895
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Do your fucking reps.

>>56999033
This is literally what Mori's mech looks like

>>56999089
Gay, I'll counter with unhagged hags.

>I want you guys to be happy and take care of yourself as a thanks for supporting me

>>56999078
moom reward

>>56998928

>>56999113
Need Gold Roboco

>>56999089

>>56998830
This happened after Fauna put the other 3 to sleep

>>56999068
That's a big rrat

watame post

This merch is LITERALLY telling me to get off my fat ass and work out

BBBBBBBRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

>>56999161
why is Towa so shiny

>>56999113
No, you would need to cover her in a golden shower first

>>56999193
Cute butt.

>>56998957
track no 6 bae merch voice recording

>>56999218
she is the light of my world

She got a bukkake from IRyS and Kronii... Hoomans will say this is ok

>>56998966
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005979200045.html

>>56999161
Towa isn't flat though

>>56999140
Bae loves me

>>56999193
PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANTE

PLAP PLAP PLAP TAKESHI GET IN HERE

Wanted to make bottle bigger but was restricted to 1 liter which is more practical. Wanted 2 liter though.

>I’m a chicken BRRRWRRHEHEHEHEE
Mori…

Bae doesn't go to the types of gyms where dudes just walk around with those gallons of water you get at the grocery store.

>>56998895
Why?

Bae always makes practical merch

>>56999255
I WAS TAKIN A BATH

rrat

EROI BODY!!!
EROI WAKI!

>>56999193
*lick*

>>56999269
she should be

1 liter is still a lot of fucking water, how much are you freaks chugging down per hour

>>56999269
neither is AZKi but you dont see me posting every day about it

>>56998786
>these days they play kpop and seasonal viral anime openings on the speakers and there're people walking around with entry level anime gear
where the fuck do you live where this is the case?

>>56999279
You're making Mori sound like a dork...
Is she being a dork?

>>56999281
wat. i've never been to a gym where anyone does that

>>56999255
Of course it is, because I fucked them afterwards.

>>56999305
PEROPEROPERO

>>56999305
Bae's toned baelly..

GO MORI GO
KILL THAT KID

>>56999305
nice cumrag

>>56999318
I drink a LOT of water

>>56998957
I am going to violate you.

>>56999336
yes

>>56999109
I've been there.

THE IMAGES

>>56999305
Is that a condom?

Sana...
Forgotten...

>>56998713
Everything is going to lose to the milf hat

https://files.catbox.moe/cql10i.mp4

I only buy indies or small corpo merch
Never buying holo merch no matter how hard is the shill from the girl

>vegan cookies

Sanner...

Man…

TRAINEE LOVE

>>56999318
at least about 5 liter/day

i'm sorry bae i don't think i can take your towel to the gym. They'll think i'm a rat molester or something...

>>56999318
I can sip that in no time at all

Sana...
also holy SOVL

SHE DID IT
She did it...

>>56999088
the skin has to contrast
>>56999102
>>56999287
pero is pure sex that's why

>removed Sana
damn...

TRAINEE LOVE

>>56998895
>crying cutesy character taking it up the ass
dads... Beatani has finally come back to us and it's to fuck pero in hololive global...

Divorced....

>>56999326
Pacific coast Canada. It's admittedly the weeb capital of the country.

>Divorced
THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>>56998830
It was Mumei and Fauna actually
https://files.catbox.moe/8e1hc9.png

Sana...

MORI KILLED A CHILD

>Fauna
>Gamer
KEK

>>56998925
they ARE sad over tempus.
not all but at least one of them confirmed will be spamming fuwamoco baits cuz she mad magni gone and need to pwn us.

>>56998895
not fat enough

>Fauna is the gamer of CouncilRyS
>Fauna is the cookie-maker of CouncilRyS

Boss you killed a child…
AMAZING MISSION COMPLETE THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY YOU’RE THE BEST BOSS

>>56999415
>Gymrat is an actual term
The gym is the only place that won't make fun of you for being a rat molester

>best cookies
>can't bake a cake

>>56999318
most people don't drink enough water
I don't understand how some of the ladies can do a 4+ hour stream without taking a piss

>>56999397
what if they bring back the giant ass takodachi?
would you buy it?

>Fauna
>gamer
lol

>>56998957
Same. Things will get better one day

>>56999372
She's tying her hair into a ponytail...

>>56999342
yes?

>>56999318
You dehydrated bitch

when is kronii savage? in collabs i feel like everything she says turns into her getting flustered

AAAAAAAA KROBAE BROS WE ARE FEASTING THIS WEEK

>>56999281
So Planet Fitness

should I buy the bae limited set?

Bae has actually gotten closer to Kronii after that offcollab

Fauna is a gamer? I've only ever seen her play Minecraft.

>DO THEY KNOW?

>>56999397
Understandable

>>56999489
I go like days at a time without drinking water. I'm too lazy too fill up my water bottle with tap water. At most I'll passively drink some shower water.

>Do they know?

>She has been my sister since debut
MUBAE BROS

>>56999541
Yes

>>56999492
The shipping on it would be astronomical

>>56999569
>I go like days at a time without drinking water. I'm too lazy too fill up my water bottle with tap water. At most I'll passively drink some shower water.
Just fucking stream, Gura.

>>56998830
>>56999451
>kronii
>loving dicks

proof?

>>56999480
>IRyS replaced Sana
Big upgrade.

>>56999595
No price too great

>>56999541
If you want it.
I'm going to try for it.

>>56999521
are you one of those freaks who carries a gallon jug around in public

>it's just business
MIRROR MIRROR

>>56999015
Hmmmm really? Okay...I only like wholesome cuddling though.

>>56999492
i'm so mad I missed this ngl

>>56999480

ANNOUNCEMENT: I will jerk off to them again

Fuwa Fuwa time was fun

>>56999338
Dyelchama...

Not gonna lie I'm kinda tired with all these MGS stream can they stream other games like Fortnite or AC

People who keep spamming Sana a year later when none of them give a fuck about genuinely need to be executed.

>>56999610
Surprised Sana hasn't been acknowledged somehow

>>56999666
cute boys

>>56999626
JUST SAY THAT I'M ENOUGH

rrats?

>>56999681
based

Has there ever been a good holo phasmo stream?

>>56999536
Damn bro, no need to call me out like that.

>>56999700
Why though

>>56999481

>>56999700
are you really?

>>56999326
not the same anon, but the other day in the local market of my forgotten by God town some dudes were playing Idol a full fucking volume and you could see the old señoras and most people not giving a fuck.
And weeks before that someone put Stellar Stellar in the speakers. Slowly but steady it's getting normified.

>>56999725
IDs and JPs do them all the time

>>56998895
I applaud your effort, although I question your sanity

>>56999446
You can just say Vancouver, anon
It's not like there's anything else up here

>revive kid
>murder him again

SEX

>>56999681
I know right, like I can't stand these attention seeking son of a

CHIBAE

>>56999700
Its supposed to be how their relationship has changed, Sana isnt here...theres...nothing to be evolved

damn slutty rats!!

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex

>>56999700
Only Fauna and I maybe Mumei are still in contact with her

HEAD TOO BIG

OH SHIT

raspBAErry?

CHIBI BAE SEX

SMOL BAE MY BAELOVED

>>56999370
Why? For being lonely? That's mean...

>>56999681
She's been gone longer than she was around it's actually obnoxious

ENTER BAE
AND BAE

MYSTERY NIGGAS

CHIBAE MY BELOVED

SEX

>>56999700
Fauna mentioned her today but she kinda want to not be mentioned.

>>56999700
There really isn't much to talk about and Sana clearly wants to move on

GO RRAT!?

bruh

me on the left

The most breedable version of Bae!

Which HoloEN do you think is Wamy-tier alcoholic?

Red Bae > Black Bae

>>56999759
who is this

Mystery niggas

AIIIIIIIIIIIIE
MALES

GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES

TWO RATS ON THE TELLY

Is this Kanauru again?

GO BAE GO
GO MYSTERY NIGGAS GO

WAT WAAAT???

kyoukai no kanata idol bit is amazing

It's immoral to have that Bae model doing slutty dances

A THIRD BERRY BAE

>>56999787
Yes, bitch.

KANAURU GET THE HELL OFF MY BAE TELLY

This model looks really fucking weird next to a normal human one

>>56999700
fuck off already. she quit. she isn't some martyr who needs to be memorialized every year.

>>56999833
I don't think there's enough random bullshit in the bac
Nevermind it is him.

I FUCKING LOVE KANAURU

>>56999819
This nigga looks like a Dangana Ronpa protag

That outfit is pure sex

KINO

>>56999833
the constant slight shakey cam should've given it away immediately

How many baes?
Strawberry
Blackberry
Raspberry

>Kanauru shit

aaaaaaaaaand dropped

>urushit
pass

GO IRyS GO

see? kanauru used to do free shit for everyone and now he basically works for cover

>>56999026
>Not even worth engaging with this, if you truly believe the human experience is worth nothing then, idk, maybe kill yourself or something
this is always a stupid thing to say in response to a nihilistic sentiment like this. Obviously despite the fact that I have this outlook I'm also programmed to want to survive and be terrified of death anyway and there's nothing I can do about it
ironically, people who actually do kill themselves usually don't do it out of some 'life is objectively meaningless, guess I'll die' calculation but for irrational/emotional moment of passion reasons
> no one is seriously thinking "these guys are retarded for liking a shittier version of myself"
you literally do not know whether or not this is the case
I even said it was the implication "intentional or not" i.e. they might not even be consciously thinking this but obviously people will feel like this in response anyway
>I should've known you were on some "Nihilism is based!" bullshit
Nihilism isn't based, it's just true

I FUCKING HATE KANAURU

>>56999840
Too bad the show itself falls apart when it actually starts the plot. Cute girls though.

GO BAE GO

me in the back, i'm schmoovin

>>56999761
It's complicated saying Vancouver when you actually live in the area due to the bizarre geopolitics here but that's probably the right way to put it.
Technically I live in one of the half dozen attached cities that no one outside of here knows about and I'm not sure how many actually share the same gym culture

STRAWBREE BAE

TRAINEE LOVE
...AGAIN

TuT

>Kanauru
AAAAAAAAAAND it's shit

THREE RATS ON SCREEN??? IS THIS EVEN LEGAL??????

ToT

the rooftop reminds me of koikatsu

Trainee can't catch a break

STRAWBREEE BAE ON THE TELLY

magnificent opulent coarse small immediately door bell deer snowflake complain heat>>56999009 >>56999345 >>56999256 >>56999805 >>56999317 >>56999620 >>56999511 >>56999079 >>56998939d>>56999451 >>56998847 >>56999837 >>56999446 >>56999041 >>56999342 >>56998684 >>56999822 >>56999058v>>56999294 >>56998765 >>56999161 >>56999326 >>56998795 >>56999742 >>56999626 >>56999317 >>56999079v>>56999428 >>56999345 >>56999614 >>56999626 >>56999807 >>56999256 >>56999620 >>56999084 >>56999746g>>56999102 >>56999816 >>56999780 >>56999269 >>56999428 >>56999536 >>56999561 >>56999478 >>56999439x

IRYS IS DROWNING

IRYS DROWNING

Mori is going to drain this kid dry

Why is Irys depicted as a drooling retard?

beyond the boundary was stupid and this part was really dumb

Bae seems out of shape and fat.

strawbaerry is still the pinnacle

THE RATS ARE MULTIPLYING

is that actually Bae dancing? or is it Kanauru?

>>56999952

>>56999681
I don't get it either, it's fucking weird. Like yeah, someone probably liked her or misses her or whatever, but mentioning her at every opportunity when the cohesiveness of Council is brought up is in really fucking poor taste. Sana's been gone for a long while so now it just comes across as obnoxious people with no tact whatsoever.

>>56999931
anya was there

>>57000034
Anon...

>>56999958
Why is Fauna crying?

Hare Krishna brrats

>>57000070
unless she says otherwise, it's kanauru

>>57000031
giwtwm

>>57000034
Well, you know

>Strawberry Bae
>Blackberry Bae
>Raspberry Bae
>+ CouncilRyS
>All at the same time
Kino

KINO KINO KINO

anon owes me sex

/hirys/ is crafting new hats with better stats again

the hottest Baelz
I NEED PORN OF RED GLASSES BAELZ ASAP

>>57000070
are you the same anon who keeps asking if an obvious AI image is an AI image

>>56999700
It's been a year and half since she graduated, anon.

>>57000091
Look at what Bae's making her eat

>>57000034
Because she is a drooling retard

I wonder how many anons here even know what that song is from and were even here back then 10 years ago
fuyukai desu

>>57000084
I really don't understand how people can be so tone deaf and oblivious but they still do it.

I HATE KANAURU
I HATE KANAURU
I HATE KANAURU

>>56999746
i am of entirely sound mind

>>57000070
Bae can dance better than that

>>57000088
Hang on, isn't her butt kinda big?

Someone post the original.

i like the schizo video

>>57000021
That shit's not gonna work on me nigga, I got immunity

Gura cute Gura cute!

So... Which one is better in Armored Core? Bibou or Mori?

>>57000168
Anons here are newfags, they gloat about Bae being a zoomer but I bet none of them got it judging from the thread

>>57000175
>>56999949
>>56999927
Keep crying retard

Bitchy Sister voiced by Chiwa Sato > Mirai but she still cute

>Actually got KyoAni perms
Impressive

How was the phasmo collab? Thinking of watching it while waiting for the concert

>kanaru
Hiding the video btw

IT WAS ALL BAE

BAE DID ALL FIVE DANCES

>ALL ME!

BAE DANCED EVERYTHING
KNEEL

https://youtu.be/93oihEbeKmw?si=hEx2_-mgMvcllNZL
>Mori’s mechs theme

Ok Bae is actually very cool for that

>That dancing?
>ALL ME

>all me

>Bae did all the dances
GET FUCKED KANAURU

IT WAS ALL BAE
ALL THE DANCING WAS BAE

TRAINEE LOVE
TRIPLE WHAMMY BUSSY BUSTER

>every dancer was me
>i learned the dance 5 different ways
KNEEL

damn I didn't even know Hakos was Hindu

>It was ALL ME I DID THE DANCES
I kneel

The dances? ALL ME

>>56998895
BASED
THIS FAT FUCK NEEDED SOME CORRECTION AFTER THE LAST FWMC MORNING STREAM

>Bae was the mystery niggas

>>57000208
Retard

Y'all bitch ass niggas really should take yo meds

>>57000021
You copy pasted your bitcoin private key bro

A FOR A SHITTON OF CASH

>even the shadow people
BAE IS A MALE AHHHHHHH

KyoAni lost me after Nichijou.

>>57000237
>>57000280
>>57000295
AW SONNAVRAT

>Bae was talking to Kanauru
yab

>Bae was the mystery nighas as well
I KNEEL

She was a Britbong all along...

>>57000336
It got completely taken over by women...

Wait is the first day of the concert tonight

when did she even have time to record the choreo?

>>57000382
post arson?

>>57000386
Yeah, 6.5 hours

I have never used Zan before, where will the stream show up?

>>57000386
yes, in 7 hours

>>57000386
6.5 hours from now, kyoudai.

>>57000386
In less than 7 hours yes

>>57000070
>>57000280

https://twitter.com/anyamelfissa/status/1695282676025184486

>>57000314
Retard

>>57000336
>She even wanted to recreate the outfits of the mystery niggas
Bae is such an adorable geek sometimes too, all of council really

>>57000392
Remember that one day where Bae said she had a 7 hour dancing studio session? probably that day

>>57000175
no one cares

Mori is a little...

kek, Mori is vibing with the game oddly well

>>57000392
Anon she has been in Japan for over 2 months

>>57000392
She's spent like double the time Council has in Japan this year, she's had plenty of time.

>>57000414
I like flat butt Bae

>Death 13
KINO

>>57000360
Everyone who worked with Kanauru talked to him.

Mori is making native american noises

>learnt the dances in under an hour
Damn

>>57000415
about 13 hours until you land

>>57000415
Scroll to the bottom of the page, you’ll see it there.

do you think they will make gura tweet the thingy or will she just retweeted it

If You're So Talented, Why Aren't You Kanauru?

>we hate Kanauru all of a sudden

THE MECH OF MONEY

>>57000404
the majority of the staff was female even before then

>>57000182
She just said it was her and that the dances weren't hard- she was doing the dance from the original

>>57000490
cute bum

HE FUCKING LIVES

>>57000514
kek

>>56999941
The whole pacific coast is basically laid out like that. Like in San Diego the city itself isn't that big but there are a dozen more loosely connected mid-sized cities in the county where most people just say they're from San Diego unless they're talking to someone else from the area.
LA used to be like that too until everything just grew into a single massive blob.

>>57000511
>all of a sudden

>Why hire dancers when you can dance all the dances yourself?

>>57000511
>all of a sudden
This has to be bait

How was Advent Phasmo? Worth watching the vod? I was playing armored core.

>>57000336
this show sucked

>all the holo girls are better at AC6 than me
I legit refunded it after I couldn't beat the tutorial boss after an hour. Holy fuck, I'm so bad at video games.

>>56998735
Every corpo does it

>I am not a dancer, I am dancers
Chuuni rat

>>57000531
>the R stands for Robosa

>>57000531
He's a robosa?

>>57000531
>He was the RBC poster all along

That model still looks so freaking weird.

>>57000511
I'm not talented that's why I post here, unless you consider the ability to maturbate for 10 hours a "talent"

>>57000531
A FUCKING ROBOSA

>>57000555
Boring

>>56999700
Is time to move on

>>57000502
The redskin of Nippon...

I love my Baeby. :)