/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>56974492
Mommychads I kneel

she took the joke well instead of being prude.

>>56974492
Good luck with wearing that in public. Some normie asks you who is Fauna and you either will be stunned will no response, or become a social recluse by explaining vtubers to them

>>56975887
Do people use vtuber merch in public?

>>56975887
>Ask you who is Fauna
They're more likely to think you're a hippie animal rights activist

>>56975887
You know what Fauna means, right? It's a pretty easy cover.

another shitty hat from Chinese sweatshop

>>56975887
>who is Fauna
Fauna : animal life
especially : the animals characteristic of a region, period, or special environment
Why the fuck would anyone ask "who is Fauna?" Are you retarded?

>>56976240
You know the answer to that, anon.

>>56976010
I saw people go out in those ahegao hoodies, so yeah, they do go out in them
>>56976072
Just because someone likes Fauna doesn't mean they have vegan brainrot like she does
>>56976093
>You know what Fauna means
I guess her name is a pun like Nanashi Mumei, you would still need to explain some strange languages to normies which would make you automatic outcast

>>56976072
kek that's brilliant
I'm sold on this cap

>>56975887
Fauna is literally a word for animal life. There's zero explanation needed.
>>56976364
>I guess her name is a pun like Nanashi Mumei, you would still need to explain some strange languages to normies which would make you automatic outcast
you are retarded. It can literally be explained as a joke about loving nature.

>>56974492

>>56976364
It has nothing to do with vegans, everyone knows fauna means animals and flora means plants. They'd assume the cap uses "Fauna" instead of "Animals" or "Wildlife" to make the MILF joke.

>>56975887
>Fauna ( PL : faunae or faunas) is all of the animal life present in a particular region or time.

>>56976364
>you would still need to explain some strange languages to normies
Maybe to some ESL or ppl that dropped out of school...

yeah, not OP's mom

>>56975887
fuana literally means animals though

>>56975887
The weakest bait

>>56976010
I wear my Korone shirts in public, and had a girl excitedly shout "Yubi Yubi!" to me as we passed one another at a RenFaire. My sister wears her Migo merch all the time and my niece has no issue wearing hololive stuff though she doesn't have an oshi and just watches clips/concerts. It's the 21st century, there a sodomy parades. Liking cute anime girls is relatively pedestrian.

>>56974492
she knows what she is doing

>>56976364
the amount of ESL in this post...
seanigs really don't deserve human rights

>>56976364
good morning sea-chama, isn't it too early to browse vt?

>>56976240
yes, also that anon is probably from a different non-English speaking culture

>>56976010
I wear towas hat out all the time

>>56974492
>ISREAL
Also SOVL singing while at it.
She's so risky today.

>>56975887
Way to out your ignorance anon.

>>56974492
Not gonna lie that is pretty fucking awesome. I want one now.

>>56974492
Damn, I'd love to get one. Too bad they don't ship to my country.

>>56976072
Or the other way around, you can say you love eating meat, that's why you like fauna so much, it's genious.

buy one for your mom

>>56974492
wouldn't people think youre a furry for wearing that?

>>56980087
Ah true, like People Eating Tasty Animals

>>56976010
Yes

>>56980638
mio's hoodie is so fucking cool man. I'd be wearing that proudly

>>56976364
>Doesn't what Fauna means
You can't be serious

>>56980087
heh

>>56976010
I wish I had the courage to wear it more often, but I do wear it occasionally. Especially if I'm going to some nerd event.

>>56975887
>not reping his oshi

>>56980638
Miochad I kneel...

>>56976010
Yes, it’s nice.

>>56975887
>"who the hell is fauna?"
>"nature"
>"oh thats cool. wanna go crack a beer open?"
Anon has shit social skills!!!

>>56981737
Vegetarian owns merch is on the same level as unironic forklift and I'm a dad shirts

>>56976010
Women can get away with wearing anything. If you're a man you have to be a 6'5 gigachad but it IS possible.

>>56975887
I got a free drink from wearing fauna sweat shirt to a brewery dude didn't know about vTubers either he said he gf would love her.

>>56976010
"ironic" weeb merch is what the zoomers wear
or unironic if it's dbz shit

>>56976010
I wear the Tako hoodie if I'm cold for whatever reason, and I still use the original Myth charms on my keychain. The subtle merch isn't that bad to wear irl compared to something like this.
Days I'm at conventions I wear the Rosemi Freakin It hat

>>56984025
I don't drink

>>56976010
i literally wore my vtuber stuff in college and nobody gave a shit. Was worth it.

Also that Laplus shirt is absolutely great.

>>56976072
>>56980087
based

>>56984178
Exactly, they are based at that level

>>56975887
>caring what normies think

>>56976010
i saw more than 1 dads wearing full dragon ball outfits

It's a cool hat. Would buy 2.

>>56980298
>he doesn't know

>>56976364
ESL...

>>56974492
I hate Fauna and her voice triggers my misophonia.
But I might get this hat for when I do gardening and conservation work.

Has about as much use as the "I'm with stupid" t-shirts. Good for a few scenarios but the joke gets old pretty quickly. Unless you go to a lot of cons and want to run into saplings that say "I know where you got that from," I'm not seeing much use for it beyond the initial few places you'd want to use them in.

>>56975887
You could literally just use it as a "hunters" cap.
Even has the deer antlers.

>>56976010
I wear my Suisei 4th anniversary cap.

>>56980638
Hopefully it matches your crown, king.

>>56980638
least manly miofa

>>56975887
Actual retard

>>56976010
I have the COMET hat from suisei i wear out and one of her live show shirts which is easily explained as a online virtual music show.

Do people outside really ask strangers about items of clothing?

>>56976364
>need to explain some strange languages to normies which would make you automatic outcast
it really is hilarious how you guys inadvertently out yourselves as being from ESL countries

>>56975887
u need to be atleast graduated from high school to be here. what a retarded

>>56992857
>her voice triggers my misophonia.
Fair.
>I hate Fauna
Unhinged.

>>56974492
Send one of these to Maya Higa and any other content creator that works with Animals.

>>56995436
Not really, only if they recognize it and want to chat/compliment it.

>>56995436

how did they know. they never go outside kek

>>56975887
Skill issue

>>56975887
Yes my little ESL, I'm sure you wouldn't know how to handle that situation.

I'd have no problem wearing this but I don't typically wear anything that's green to go with it, and I've got a giant head.

>>56975887

>>56995436
Saw a dude with full gura getup at LAX international, walked up to him and said "hey, like the hoodie dude" and gave him a thumbs up, dude spilled his spaghetti hard stuttering and shit, told him to have a nice day bro and left. Good times.

>>56975887
>nooooo you'll be outed as a wierdoooo when someone asks who fauna is
I'd just say "Yeah I love animals, but the joke is the hat spells MILF"

>>56999262
>I don't get it anon, what's MILF?

>>56975887
"It's a joke from a streamer I watch, but the joke is that the hat spells MILF." There's so many ways to get through that situation easily, and you don't even have to lie for most of them.

>>56999701
Man
I
Love
Fauna

>>56975887
>What is flora or fauna?
Flora And Fauna - Meaning, Importance Of Flora And Fauna
Flora and Fauna Meaning. In a nutshell, the term flora relates to all plant life and the term fauna represents all animal life.

>>56975887
You’re supposed to have enough awareness to know when is the appropriate time to wear it and when not to.

>>56975887
I'll just tell them she's an idol who sings very soulfully.

>>56974492
Mother nature I kneel.

>>56999748
>Nice, I watch streamers too. I like the ones that discuss current events, history, or this one guy who repairs cars. What about you?

>>56999969
Nice, I watch streamers too. I like the ones that discuss current events, history, or this one guy who repairs cars. What about you?

https://youtu.be/5xhjKByPNHk?si=TGjGqjAL6uT7IJAt

https://www.youtube.com/live/0L5bpcgv03E?si=g49GQOSZWDTdPj8k

>>56995436
I have a shirt that always gets complements probably because people think its a stoner shirt

>>56975887
you are so fearful

>>56975887
Normies would assume it means the already existing word "fauna" you fucking moron

>>56980331
im more of a People Eating Delicious Ofood.

>>56976010
I have a bootleg Suisei cap, and I wear her guitar picks as a necklace. I've gotten at least 3 people telling me it looks really nice (the logo is just cool looking)

>>56993448
what about under the sun, retard

>>56980638
damn can I still buy this?
I dont even watch mio

>>56999701
>white stacies

>>56999701
The hat is a subtle joke. The hat is called "Man I Love Fauna", where fauna and love both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Fauna. The hat says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the hat, it would have been called "Man I Love Fuck and Suck".

>>57001551

>>57001551
>"Chuck"
yow

>>56974492
>>56975887
This is a fun and witty piece of merch. The font and design are analogous to those cheesy "Women Love Me Fish Fear Me" hats that you could pass as a random nature lover. But the MILF acronym and blatant use of Fauna's name on the cap make it a fun injoke to anyone who watches her and runs across someone wearing it.

>>57001551
I love my sapbros!

>>57001551

>>56974492
alright i might have to kneel for this one..

>>56974492
Man I Love Fauna

>>56975887
>Normie
Normalfag detected GTFO

>>56975887
i wear shirt that has weird slogan and shit and people dont give a damn

>>56975887
i dont give a shit what they talk, ill say its a vtuber or streamer that i follow and love.

>>56975887
Are you retarded? If anything they'll laugh at the abbreviation
Oh wait, you are. You thought Fauna is not an actual term, huh?

Where it in the South and they'll stare at you as they process it then say that they like to hunt too.

Then add that it could probably use more camo.

>>56975887
"Shes a vtuber i watch", "oh cool" its really that simple. Not all of us lack social skills op

>>57001551
least schizo sap

>>57001551
most sensible sap

>>56976010
I wear the Bibi cap.
Nobody cares. It's just a black baseball cap with a funny face on it.
Innocuous.
I will wear Sora's nun-nunkimo cap when that comes too.

>>57001551
I will now buy your hat

>>57005630
It certainly could use more camo

>>56975887
>>56976364
Based retard

>>56974492
>>56974613
>>56974632
cringe.

>Gives that whole friends talk
>Releases a hat that says I love Fauna.

>>57011942
Obviously I can't be her friend if I'm her lover, anon, think for once in your life!

>>56976364
Lmao you people are so fucking stupid. Never change, you always make me laugh

>>57011733
seethe

>>56999969
Yeah i watch scotty kilmer too

>>56975887
This has to be bait

>>56974492
I wonder for how long she was giggling about this silly joke

>>56996411
Why are you brown?

>>57001551
Naruhodo

>>56975887
It says a lot about you that you give a shit what normalfags think. Not to mention that you used normie instead of normalfag. GTFO

>>56976364
"Flora and fauna" is a very common term.

>>56999046
>Hey dude, I'm a big fan of Shark Boy too.

>Doesn't like the mommy comments
>Makes this

Which one is it? Is mommy only allowed when she can make money off it?

>>57011942
Theres not timidness allowed you either love her of your not worth her time, no friends.

>>57011942
You can love something/someone without wanting to fuck them. I love hamburgers but i dont wanna stick my cock in one. Same for fauna

>>57012492
I think she is coming out of her shell. She's been having more and more fun lately.

I sure love mommy's new hat!

>>57012155
Best girl

>>56994657
this is actually a good design.

>>56975887
Please be real
Your insecurity is making others feel better about themselves
Legit go out and touch grass you seem rather disconnected from the reality you imagine in your parent's home

>>56975887
Imagine being ashamed of your hobby, oh wait your hobby isn't vtubers but 4chan catalog reading

>>56976010
Of course. Why would I give a shit what normies think?

This hat is actually a fun design. Obviously ironic MILF joke, and not super overtly vtuber merch. I’d pick one up if I actually wore hats

>>56976364
there's no way this guy is being serious

>>56975887
>>56976364
Vocab reps. NOW.

>>56975887
I unironically wear Mio's hoodie to work. Only God can judge me.

>>56975887
>who's fauna
>A FAT tits anime girl I like
Nothing to be ashamed about.

>>56974492
man, i want that cap

>>56976010
I wear my gura tee, you can't tell its weeb shit unless youre a weeb too

>>57021579
Boy are you in luck!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/ceresfauna_an2nd

>>57022109
Sadly, they didn't ship it to ID

>>57022390
I'm pretty sure they ship to Idaho
Everywhere in the US, in fact

>>56974492
That is the joke, yes.

>>57022542
Haha, nice joke burger

>>56975887
stop being a pussy faggot and be yourself. The people that don't like you still won't like you even if you pretend to be someone else.

>>56975887
I wear my Roboco and Fubuki shirts when I'm out in public all the time, faggot

>>56975887
Man I Love Animals except it spells MILF lol :)

>>57022390
Maybe there's a service where you get an address in US to ship to which you can then ship to ID from

>>57021384
Some of the best vtuber merch ever created.

>>56976010
I've gotten multiple compliments on my tako hoodie and fauna tie die shirt

>>57005754

>>56975887
Online streamers are mainstream, honey. Traditional news organizations treat their top news personalities as celebrities, too.

>>57022390
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/ceres-fauna/products/ceres-fauna-2nd-anniversary-celebration-the-man-i-love-fauna-cap

>>56975887
Retard

>>56975887
>"Who's Fauna?"
>"A streamer I like"
You're socially stunted

>>56976010
i would if it was good merch. never is though. not sure why it's so difficult for vtuber companies to produce decent merch. anyone wearing this stuff is, or is pretending to be, an ironic fan

>>57023935

>>57021384
I wear my Noel hoodie to the office frequently.

>>56975887
>Good luck with wearing that in public.
Thanks for the well wishes

>>56975887
idiot, just say you love the natural habitat of animal life

>>56975887
LMAO, here's a (you) for being retarded

>>57022390
Lame excuse
I bought my oshi's (HoloJP) birthday and anniversary merch without any issue
https://kyou.id/search?q=hololive&page=1%2C40&sort=newest
https://monomaniastore.com/product/limited-hololive-ceres-fauna-2nd-anniversary-celebration-goods/

>>56975887
ESLchama...

>>56974492
Good merch for dog fuckers

I want this hat but 42$...

>>56976364
>automatic outcast
only if you're weird about it. I have kiara and kfp stickers on the inside and outside of my welding hood and everyone still likes me

>>57036171
kek thats awesome

>>57012492
>Doesn't like the mommy comments
Sauce? I guess she seemed a bit annoyed in the pre-concert quiz show, but I've seen her play along several times too

>>56999969
Distract him
>History? Wait, that's cool! Tell me more

>>56974492
I went to a wedding party with a Gura's T-shirt and no one bat an eye.

>>56975887
I bet you really feel stupid now.

>>56975887
I could explain it to the just fine, or I could just not explain anything. Fucking no one cares unless you otherwise act like an unlikeable freak.

>>57039340
She kinda accepted her fate over time, I guess. She started as Mother Nature, since lore isn't really up to talents to change, but from the start wanted to spin it to being an older sister instead. Unfortunately for her, even other girls kept calling her mommy in collabs and mentions, so it was cemented. Doesn't help that she really behaves more mature than her fellow idols most of the time, or acts as a sensei, there is no escaping the mommy role for her. Can't fight it, then just embrace it.
https://youtu.be/831XCTOOzHs?si=x4vcnbI0-A-eMSxR

I'm getting one

>>57039847
kek I went to a company Christmas dinner in my omocat kiara hoodie and a swiss alpenflage jacket. everyone loved it

>>57028445
>LG
I don't get it

>>56976010
I wear my Coco sports jacket and weeb shirts in public.

>>57021384
Most of my hookups from tinder are all aiming for this fucking hoodie. (Some wants Kaichou's)

I offered Ina's tako hoodie once and they straight up just asked for this one instead. I swear Mio's hoodie is enchanted

>>57044149
>lgtv

>>57044509
Lol, my girlfriend currently has my Mio jacket and I've been begging her to bring it back or go down on me if she wants to keep it longer. It's surprisingly high quality and a great design

I wear the omocat tshirts all the time under my hoodie ofc

>fauna means animals
>man, i love animals
I DONT GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT

>>57046050
You literally don't have to, it's not uncommon to just grab whatever hat you have lying around to protect from the sun.
>What's that text on your hat?
>There is text?
>Nevermind.

>>57046220
>Have you heard about the Virus?
>What Virus?
Good lord I miss 3 years ago

thematically speaking, wouldn't be Flora a more fitting name for her?

>>56974632
Fauna isn't a prude. She RTed this, she's pretty reasonable and lewd.
https://youtu.be/J3eaJzOhB-s

>>57050478
To be fair you can barely see the nipples through the clothing in that one, and it's really cute otherwise.

>>56975887
Strangers are never gonna ask you once you're out of uni, and if you have friends you don't really have anything to hide from them anyway

>>57051834
Don't burgers talk to each other on the street all the time?

>>57025030
>Online streamers are mainstream, honey
Says a shut it how never touched grass, he heard that from those sponsored comments and video he read on the 0s and 1s on his flashing artificial light that's damaging to his health rectangle.

>>57054459
Normaltrash opinions are auto-discarded. Now you know.

>>57044541
Not that anon but I don't watch sports so I also don't get it.

>>57050478
She needs to use it on a ASMR

>>57001551
Nice joke, sapling!
Now, bend over.

>>56976010
I've got multiple compliments from complete normies for my Ina hoodie.

>>57058699
That's actually pretty cool. Nice cop.

>>57057037
Winter evening ASMR where this sleepy kirin slips into your bed, starts snuggling for warmth, and whispering into your ear.
... members only definitely.

>>56975887
Do ESLs really

>>57036171
Bro if you keep welding KFP callsigns inside your work, the eggs are gonna catch you someday

>>57011942
>we're not friends
>we're lovers
The math checks out.

>>57013008
You're missing out.
The warmth and softness of a good bun. The tender meat. The cooling lettuce. And the condiments for smooth gliding.
You should really try it out man. Your cock smells really tasty after it, too.

>>56975887
how are you real

>>56975887
Everyone, laugh at the insecure retard!
RUMAO

>>57034747
Any easy way I can find similar sites for other countries?

>>56975887
Way to out yourself as a spaghetti spiller. 0 social acumen

>>57067552
wtf I look like this and say stuff like this

>>56976072
>wearing cap
>"ayo dude wtf is a fauna?"
>"animal life"
>"oh cool"

They don't know

>>57059492
I pray for the day some egg tries to come and press me

>>56975887
>normie asks me who is Fauna
>scream very loud in response
They'll think I'm weird but not THAT weird. ez

>>56975887
Yeah you're right but I gotta risk it

>>56975887
>normie asks who Fauna is
>raise eyebrow and say “you seriously don’t know what fauna is, bro?”

>>57053137
lol not anymore that kinda shit died years ago

>>57079027
Based

>>57001474
not officially, they stopped sales of it a long time ago

>>57001474
I heard they said they are looking into having merch reruns.

>>56975887
>it's a milf joke you retard

>>57023935
I have a branch of this where I simply explain that management are pimps. It then becomes shock that people would pay for the service and I am then unable to explain the interconnection between romance and fictional characters. Vtubers are simply not the hard part of this to explain.