/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife and want to spoon her

chibba

dirt woman

Brain empty

womp womp

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

i love my wife clauvio

womp womp

youtube scientist filian my beloved

First for Saru

I like when handsome boy shows me retarded YouTube videos

>>56826849
mari is great

>>56826821
>1 off

>>56826849
abloobloo!

>>56826821
I hope the teacher RP continues and she's eventually forced to kill us for threatening to tell the authorities

>>56826821
I promised myself i won't gosling for no bitch but teacher saru is making me relapse

>>56827057
resist the urge
don't go into the light

Goodnight bros, I'm going to listen to Clauvio as I fall asleep

could filian feeling under the weather mean that it's her tummy horting week?

>>56827551
She literally said that her tummy horts

>>56826821
Even though I bitched about so much dark and darker, in the end I just want to spend time with her and I still had fun

>>56827582
yeah, but does it hurt because she is developing ulcers because of a garbage diet, or is it because the lining of her womb is shedding?

>>56827551
thats what she not very subtly implied yes

>>56827635
Gee I wonder

>>56827591
I'd be fine with 4 days a week if it means a little more vr and asmr, if even be OK with 3 days, but if it's weeks off or only once a week even if I want to stay I'll end up drifting away.

>>56827896
AAA

Filian x mel CB stream confirmed to be on either Sept 9-10-11or Sept 15-16-17

There will be 3 streams, a wine tasting stream, girls night stream, and the fabled CB stream

>>56827985
i will smack to all of them.

>>56827985
Nothing is going to happen but imagine

(she leaked it herself on purpose, jannies) Filian is working on more merch, this will either be a part of a shirt or hoodie. She is also working on more subtle/ less obvious clothing options so you don’t get judged in public.

>>56826564
I am just here to say you guys consistently have the best OP images on the board. Thank you

>>56828073
I expect Filian to be thirsty for Mel again, but doubt she'll get the show she wanted(too nervous b/c it's in-person this time)
going to watch and probably fap anyways kek

>>56828257
Hell yeah

>>56828185
Why are you referring to yourself in third-person, Filian?

>>56827985
will Layna join?

>>56828299
i mean last time she was asking mel to schlick off pretty much. she said stuff like ill just close my eyes and stuff. so nothing is out of the question this time.

>>56828185
Not getting judge by fags is for pussies

>>56820338
I fucking hate Juniper because I never watch her

just huffed duster for filian

fef

>filian feels the urge to do IRL streams
All chuubas secretly yearn to return to the flesh realm.

>>56828363
>mfw Mel gets cumdrunk and Filian slips in her grool puddle, crashing through a wall like the Kool Aid Man

>>56828185
>C:/users/Hey
I didn't expect Fil to actually have good opsec.

>>56828582
is that really your standard for "good opsec"

>>56827057
>mfw i've given into going gosling for my oshi for at least three months now after learning she's the exact age as me almost down to the birthdate

>>56828524
I want her to do it, because I want to see her career-endingly ugly face

>>56828739
I dunno man, the ratio of cute/ugly for vtubers is surprisingly leaning on the former. Decent chance she'd end up with more goslings.

>>56828617
For vtubers, yes.
For normal people, no.

Guys she's being really sweet again

>>56829068
>as long as you’re not a manlet

>>56829045
Nothing happens to normal people if someone learns their name

>>56829097
If they can't put in the effort to grow taller, why should I put in the effort to be nice to them?

>>56829145
I didn’t choose to be a 5’1 femboy man…

>>56828916
I'm joking. I bet she looks fine. I just wanna satisfy my curiosity. Never believe women who call themselves ugly

>>56829187
what the fuck

I LOVE VEENER

>>56829068
omg is that zero-effort feelgood tripe from a vtuber tweeted on her promotional account
my life is fixed

>>56829187
>femboy
You can't be saying this ITT

>>56828739
If this guy can look like a attractive woman with 1 filter, so can Filian.

>>56828561
kek

>>56829294
Why is this anon posting filian RTX?

>>56829294
what he did was absolut king shit. Filian seems like a no filter, no makeup girl though

>Saru went to bed at a semi-reasonable time
Maybe just being slightly physically active will fix her sleep schedule, kek

>>56829187
kys attention whore

>>56829255
Cheer up, grumpy guts

>>56829544
grimmi should fly over here and suck my cock right now to really make a difference

>>56829575
this but instead of sucking my cock she lets me lick her pussy

>>56829255
What's got your panties in a twist?

>>56829637
nothing im in a good mood

>>56829126
that's not true, you could find my embarrassing posts on 20 year old forums that still exist for some reason

presented without context

>>56829378
Yeah, filian is that type of girl and that makes her more attractive to me

>>56829378
>what he did was absolut king shit.
qrd?

i like karaoke now

>>56829743
imagine the smell

>>56829859
Dude wanted to share his rides and tours, but almost nobody cared so her photoshopped his pictures to look like a babe and got a huge audience. After it was revealed that he's a guy, most people stayed

>>56829840
tuu-ROO

Russian women can talk your ear off especially if she's a weeb

What you think your oshi natural smell is?

>>56830241
spilled coffee and urine

>>56830228
Who are you talking about?

>>56830269
Grimmi?

my chest hurts so much

>>56830228
Yes please, but Ukrainian instead

>>56830295

>>56830269
Chabooky my beloved piss princess?

>>56830241
Depends. Every other night, she smells like 3-in-1 body wash. Other nights, just a bit of sweat. Guess who it is?

>>56830324
There is virtually no difference

good morning lig I love my oshi!

>>56829187
show bussy immediately

>>56830241
Sweat I guess, but she uses perfume so she usually smells like Mon Gurlain

>>56828524
Come on are we really going through this again ?
My fridge...

>>56830378
>morning
it's 4am max what the hell are you doing

>>56830374
It makes a difference to me

>>56830324
Hohols aren't a real ethnicity

>>56830431
it's 10AM in South Africa

>>56830466
Get blown to shreds by American cluster munition

cute fat bitch today oomfies

>>56830470
you're in south africa? why haven't you saved tanya yet

>>56830499
no but ZA and Europe share a timezone

>>56828524
>>56830414
We're time looping anon. filian is going through another lapse in judgement. I thought we avoided this timeline.

>>56830470
>living in the same timezone as tanyer
It's almost as if we're having sex

>>56830483
Shalom

No it's 11am, time to sleep

It's 3am and my gacha game's maintenance got extended. Night /lig/gers, I'll see ya'll in the morning.

>>56830533
I don't like Mizkif but I hope he saves the day again, like every year at this point

Taking a shower and a shit for filian as I speak

>>56830691
based and waffle stomping pilled.

>>56830551
I wish you a happy M982 Excalibur

I will impregnate you, one day

I'm going to take a nap, starting to get tired now. Leaving the stream of so I can hear sarus if she wakes up

>>56830828
I'd like to see you try

>>56830489
I'm just happy she finally got past White Glint. Definitely nearly filtered her

>>56830391
I second this notion

Sent 3 more job applications weeeeeee

>>56830857
On or up

feeling very neutral atm

>>56830968
Is this webm fucked for anyone else?

>>56830968
This is cool but the last part is a bit out of place

>>56830968
I am going to impregnate every single iteration of Grimmi in this

>>56830828
Why me?

>>56830968
Error: Corrupt or unplayable video

>>56830905
>>56830391
Hey… I don’t really swing that way >.>

Will you buy it? I think it's actually one of the better ones. I like that it's tricky herself but not another uninspired chibi-version like Lucy's for example

>>56831228
>>56830828

I would like to squeeze filian’s clit to see what her reaction would be.

>>56831243
no because I don't like Tricky and this just looks a dumber version of Yocci's mascot

>>56831228
Aw come on, you don't have to be shy. Give us some sugar. You can always wait for page 10

just inserted a 7inch metal rod into my urethra for filian

>>56831228
>>56829482

Mint was right, we should send all the femboys to Mars and make them stay there

>>56831468
they should send all femboys to my house so I can get them all pregnant

>>56831468
my house is named mars btw

>>56831468
>Mint was right
no

>>56830241
Tulips and natural pheremones

Someone replied, might get a job tomorrow

>>56830241
Weed+whatever perfume Zuma uses

>>56831559
YO congrats dude!

>>56831468
Why is mint so anti-femboy after admitting to fucking femboys in her conslut days?

>>56831559
hell yeah dude

just hustled $245 for filian (I'm keeping it though it's mine)

just sucked dick for filian

just got my dick sucked for filian

filfags really strive to make the least funny posts on this board

>>56831594
uhh its called being based, oomfie.

>>56831038
Its the grimbularity

>>56831327
leave it on discord faggot

>>56831688
Should've known better than to smoke whatever Grimmi gave her

>>56831559
Kill yourself spoiler misusing blogging faggot

>>56831716
I don't even have discord

>>56831746
vtubers?

i want to murder people who say 'oomfie'. preferably i would put a microbomb implant in their brain without their knowledge, and it activates the next time they say oomfie

>>56831762
well get one thats what the avatarfaggots who erp on page 10 use to share images

>>56831789
Too bad oomfie

>>56831327
I agree

just complained about filfags for filian

My desire to take care of feemsh remains as strong as ever

just gobbed to coqui's moans of pain for filian

how come Numi never talks about her mom?

>>56832130
Just do it already, then.

>>56832183
they're probably not close, not that hard to figure out

>>56832213
But she's super close with her dad? Also anons said she was from a really rich perfect family,looks like i was tricked...

>>56831559
Good luck ligga
Make sure to oil responsibly

Numbers for 8/23:
1: https://twitch.tv/filian (5,410)
2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (5,202)
3: https://twitch.tv/shxtou (4,108)
4: https://twitch.tv/nyanners (3,207)
5: https://twitch.tv/Sinder (2,782)
6: https://twitch.tv/chibidoki (2,182)
7: https://twitch.tv/Rainhoe (2,111)
8: https://twitch.tv/CottontailVA (2,063)
9: https://twitch.tv/OniGiri (1,865)
10: https://twitch.tv/Kenji (1,552)

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/viichan6 (12,590) *Korean
2: https://twitch.tv/jingburger (10,818) *Korean
3: https://twitch.tv/cotton__123 (10,265) *Korean

Notes:
>Sinder Tricky debut waiting room buff I guess
>Chibi was raided by vedal987 (3,363)
>Cottontail filian collab buff + raid from filian (3,906)
>Isegye reacted to something called "jpop world cup" and that may have been a buff? I dunno

>>56832183
im pretty sure her mom divorced her dad

i miss clauvio

>>56832263
>But she's super close with her dad?
correct
>Also anons said she was from a really rich perfect family
somewhat correct
doesn't have to do with her not being close to her mother though, that's not even that unusual

she looks so cute with her short hair

>>56832315
me too sleepyhead, me too

>>56830241
She smells like me because she insists on wearing my dirty clothes all the time.

sex with bridal olivia

>>56832408
why are women like this?

>>56832660
They like marking their territory with their scent.

Hag shark time she is hungover and I have no idea what she is going to do. Maybe sex.
https://twitch.tv/MakoFukasame

>>56830241
i bet clauvio stinks so good

>>56832973
especially after gooning on call with her mod bf

>>56832846
is this piece never getting finished

>>56833030
yea me

>>56832183
her mom has standards and doesn't want to associate with vtubers

>>56832846

I feel the desperate need to cum inside Mako.

>>56833264
this but moriko

>>56833264
You understand you can only cum in the ass right?

Rape (I'm the one getting raped)

aussie /lig/ is the weird, inbred shut-in of the /lig/ family tree.

>>56833264
this but clauvio

>>56833030
the schizo never gives up ill give him that

>>56833264
this but nina

>>56833385
it's probably the mod himself trying to will it into existence

>>56833307
wait your turn

>>56833433
its an ex-gosling that got banned

senor

Need more Shondo and Neuro collabs

>>56833791
sounds good, but what about shondo and jowol instead?

>>56833791
Mint said something about doing VR with Shondo not this Saturday but next. I assume Nina will be there too

is vienna saying she's sick after every trip just an excuse to not stream

>>56833865
shes sick with aids from dan

>>56833865
vienna is a lying whore but it was nice of her to invent those little sausages

>>56833865
She takes some anti anxiety medication when she travels which supresses her immune system so she gets sick. Also she's mentally ill.

I've literally been inside Vienna.

>>56833998
stop posting here Dan

Good morning

>>56833865
Her bday stream was kino

>>56833998
did you cum?

explain this science

I miss feemsh

>>56834149
Cute frog!

>>56830483
Well, hohols will be blown by them for decades after the end of the war, that's for sure.

Love my wolf wife

>>56834624
tits not big enough

>>56834696
better?

>>56834717
BIGGER
yes.

I like to pretend Meats eyelids are animatronic.

>>56834788

wife_dm_!

>2 days until meat streams again
I don't even want to go to bed there's nothing to look forward to tomorrow

>>56826763
I'm starting to lose faith that she will be back for months

>>56835431
you must persevere for this lil cute!

love

>>56835851
fat

>>56835431
Coqui streams later today and will need some cheering up if you are looking for something to watch.

>>56835890
So true!

fatposting is revolting and should be a bannable offense.

>>56835820
I'll do my damndest

Soft tummies are the best, I love it when women wear dresses and you can see the excess fat.
I just want to touch & kiss it so much .

Just drank a 4shots latte with 6 teaspoons of sugar wish me luck

just made french onion soup for Filian(and Saru too i guess)

>>56836366
she's not french

Just ate a giant piece of cake for mint/milky

>>56836620
Based, what kind of cake was it?

I'm going to bake brownies, who should i dedicated them to? Thinking Inis and Shondo

>>56836154
i want this, but i want her to start off skinny dating me.
or at least lose weight beforehand if she already is.
i want her family and friends to look at me and know *i* am the reason their thin, healthy, active gymbunny friend/daughter is now an out-of-breath BBW and gets stuck in certain passageways.
let me know if any of you think similar things about your oshi.

>>56836741
coqui

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

Maybe I should apply to NijiEN

buhh

>>56837124
i'll be your first anti

>>56837124
no just kys instead. its about the same thing over all

>>56837432
I wouldn't get 2% revenue from merch sales if I died

/lig/ has fallen

>>56837876
yea fallen off my dick

How many days of Saru subathon are left?

>>56837968
last day today

not even prime jakarta hours can save us

>>56837124
They take anyone as long as you have the subs so go for it

>>56838010
I have less than 200 subs but also a video that's about to hit 200k views

>>56838086
sorry they only care about subs, gotta start uploading yt shorts

Other anons have motivated me to apply for jobs.
I will miss you chuubas.

Saru hit 4k, her final goal has been reached

>>56838193
I refuse to conform

>>56838215
It's not too late to change your hikikomori ways!!!

Other anons have motivated me to kill myself
I will miss you chuubas.

just worked out for filian

>>56838424
don't do it fag

>>56838215
I'm literally applying to make my chuuba watching experience more comfy, gonna get a nice pc, nice chair, nice room, gonna get an education to make even more money. Maybe i'll even sub instead of waiting for a gifted but that's a maybe.

I love Moriko, simple as

>>56838424

>>56838358
which was?

>>56838542
I like bat but she is objectively unattractive

>>56838612
She looks comfy. Mods i'm talking about the model chill :D

>>56838565
Sex with a fan.
Me

>>56838612
looks aren't really what I care about

>>56838565
a new comfy/pajama outfit like the one she had before

>>56838509
Good luck anon, we are rooting for you

>>56838738
how unexciting and uninspired for hitting the highest reward of a capped subathon

>>56838727
>>56838668
you will be forced to discuss old video game randomizers and monster hunter every night for the rest of your lives

>>56838824
I get to kiss and hug a cute bat it's worth,she will also call me a faggot while i pound her puss puss

>>56838824
I already do that but with myself

>>56838817
unexciting and uninspired sums up the entire thing

>>56838817
The second highest was a 3rd doujin if that's more to your interest

>check previous threads
>ctrf f catbox
>0 results
it's over, no more OC in liggerland

>>56838989
maybe no porn but there was OC

>>56838215
i worked for a year and a half and quit now i havent left my house in 3 years and integrating into society feels more impossible than before, i think i might actually be schizoid. ligger for this feel

>>56839188
meat

>>56839188
Actually Saru

>>56839188
Hey i'm a neet of 3 years too! I just got so fucking bored at home, streams stopped being fun, games stopped being fun because i cannot play most of them on my shit pc, i have no friends, i have no reason to wake up everyday,i have no money i can't eat what i want i can't buy what i want, i live unhappy and the only way to fix it is to get fit get money and get a girl. If you have a passive income neet life does not sound that bad but i could feel myself going insane over being lonely and having no reason to wake up. Sure work is not a cure to something like this but at least i'm gonna get paid for existing instead of just lazying around at home doing nothing

>>56839188
Clauvio

Has there been any sign of life from saru yet today

>>56838824
and this is supposed to dissuade me...how exactly? I got into monster hunter 4U specifically because of her

>>56838215
just apply for office job
you can listen to chuubas while at work or if you're lucky you get to work from home and watch them on the second monitor

>>56839426
The mics muted again, she could be awake and schlicking off but we can't hear it

>>56839426
no. she's been "sleeping" for 11 hours now

>>56839426
woke up awhile and is now fucking her Moroccan bf

>>56839665
I wish it was me

>>56839759
You wish you were Moroccan?

>>56839546
what office jobs are there for someone with no degree or social connections

>>56839851
A kooder you need a degree or working experience
You can even work from home

>>56839759
you wish you were saru?

Where can I find /filianislost vods?

>>56840009
you cant. theyre lost

>>56839546
Yeah, I have experience I just need to stop being lazy.

>>56839556
hmm...

Saru awake and might take a shower

Last time showering with us for the year is starting any second now

>>56840250
Are her vods sub only?

>>56839932
Yes, everyone needs a bbc in their life

catalog about to blow up. but at least IM safe here with my liggers

>>56839551
She still has noise filters and shit on it from when she did the gunpla stream

>>56840691
what is going on?

>>56840781
two big holofags (males) are graduating

>>56840781
NTA and I don’t watch corpos but I just checked the catalogue and it looks like some of the holo males have graduated

>>56840644
No, idk why she chooses to keep them unpublished

>>56840919
>>56840994
we really are an island on this board..kek

>>56841145
yea its great lmao

>>56841046
She doesnt want to lose them to DMCA, she said she'll publish them afterwards when they're downloaded. Or something

>>56840919
I hope this means some saru lando collabs soon

>>56841301
why tf would it mean that and why tf would you want that?

>>56841301
Why on earth would you hope for that?

>>56841301
how would saru collab with the black guy from star wars?

>>56841379
>>56841426
lando is funny and I like watching saru, why not?

Hitman and my summer car today. I don't expect t her to get far in either but hitman will be fun for a while if she RPs, and my summer can could be amazing if chat backseats her properly and she is patient

After subathon she's going to
>finish October outfit
>finish nova
>go to printing company
>publish 3 or 4 fanslies on backlog

A couple of days ago I learned a lot of holofags are mad at saru because they think she's landos gf

>>56841503
those two things dont mean a collab would be good or entertaining

>>56841688
who's lando?

>>56841688
lmao that kind of hilarious

>>56841503
They have zero overlap in viewers. I remember when he raided her once and his entire chat left in 30 seconds.

>>56841705
no, but it's their job to make it so I just need to watch it

>>56841688
frog would be a lot more stable if she actually had a boyfriend

>>56841883
She does have one

>>56841688
As a Hololive unicorn I only wish upon the death of all Holostars.
If they ever come near Saru, may Allah have mercy upon their souls because I won't.

>>56841883
frog might be but her numbers sure wouldnt lmao

>>56841990
Filian is her bf

>>56842019
based

>>56842019
whore

wake up and the catalog is in overdrive, but at least ligs still comfy.

>>56842644
always was. always will be.

>>56841576
So basically no streams til October, then we get one (1) stream in October that will be an outfit reveal

>>56841737
he's a creator and I guess a friend of saru

THE BREAD!

>>56842977
The week she comes back she's doing 1 3d stream, 1 bakeing stream, 1 drinking stream, and a game. She's taking 1 week off but that might change to 2 knowing her

>>56842644
what's going on

I hope Layna gets raped by elephants

>>56843241
holostars (male Cover vtubers) their 2 biggest ones quit

DIOS MIO THE BREAD!!!

The bread
>>56843315
>>56843315
>>56843315
>>56843315

>>56843350
not posting in that thread

>>56843350
vandalized OP dont use. wait for shondobaker to wake up

>>56842981
Hes one of her best friends, she ranked him equal to giri

>>56843293
it got even better because other tempus didnt even know about it lmao

Non-tampered OP
>>56808753
>>56808753
>>56808753

>>56843350
why must you be a dick all of the time

>>56843518
fuck you pedophile

>>56843350
>>56843518
samefag

>>56841576
>My Summer Car

these new breads suck. Im going back to sleep

snuffy is live https://twitch.tv/snuffy

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