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Shiori AI Covers:
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I love my wife Shiorin~

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Will Shiori play Armored Core 6 if there is a mech greatsword?

Shiori~n is my goth onahole girlfriend!

>>56785506
MY wife

Novella, My Beloved Novella

Don't forget we still have a book club going! 1 Week left!

the polling for book club is finished and our winners are:

Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
>readable here
https://giove.isti.cnr.it/demo/eread/Libri/sad/OfMiceAndMen.pdf
This is the longer option, although still a fairly light read.

The Rats in the Walls - Howard Phillips Lovecraft
>readable here
https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/rw.aspx
This is the shorter option.

I want that hug

>Didn't even get through a whole page while I was at work.
Thanks, shiggers.

>>56785470
The portions are still relatively small, so it comes out to around 2k calories when you factor in little things like extra sauces, small snacks, etc. Mostly going for lean/weight loss.
>>56785529
That’s the goal. I ate whatever for years and I’ve been feeling the effects of it lately, so this is kind of my “detox” from eating like shit without caring. I’ve been meaning to do it for years, but the Shiori motivation pushed me to actually make the change.

>>56785669
I haven't even started reading yet...

The confidence instilled by my new girlfriend Shiorin inspired me to get my first job interview in three hours. Eventually I will make enough money to move out and live on my own and get a Shiori gf IRL and never have to deal with normalfags playing loud music at 4:45 AM and breaking my door down to threaten me when I yell at them for waking me up. Wish me luck Novelites.

Shiori's big saggy tits...

THREAD CHECKER ON TIME FOR THIS THREAD! Odd = sex thread, even = cute thread, 0 = Shiori holding back dropping a fat n bomb on stream when she gets startled.

>>56785722
Me either. I'll do it this weekend for sure.

>>56785731
Good luck. I hope you do well.
Shiorin would be proud.

>>56785731
Good luck anon. I've been job hunting for awhile but it's been rough.

THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI! THINK! SHIORI!

>>56785669
haha
>allready read the majority of Lovecraft

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I HIRED A COSPLAYER TO DRESS UP AS YOU SO I COULD PRACTICE MY PRINCESS CARRY, I'M FULLY PREPARED

>>56785731
You have to throw an aka to shiori if you get it.

>>56785731
Ganbatte anon! you can do it!!! we are all gonna make it!

>>56785731
good luck novelite!

>>56785722
I read The Dangerous Retard, but I still need to finish Rrats. I've read two other books in between, though.

felt cute
might delete later idk

>>56785868
Do what I did and become a government dog.

>>56786083
Fuck off, this is literally me.

I want her to eat me

I want her to suck my dick

I want her

Did you know oreos are vegan

Sorry I've been a bit absent the last few days Shioribros, work's been a lot but I'm starting TWUBC this weekend and Shiori being sick melted my heart, I hope she gets better but the dream stories were wild and I want cookies now. How was the collab? I've yet to see it!

>>56786101
Funnily enough one of the positions I'm interviewing for is a government job, but the interview process is 3-4 months long since every interview round has to be booked 3-4 weeks in advance.

The numbers of fate will decide Shiorin’s true fetish!
1. BDSM
2. Feet
3. Humiliation
4. Tentacles
5. NTR
6. Gyaru
7. Hypnosis
8. Mind break
9. Bestiality
(1)0. Anal

>>56786359
roll

>>56786359
Okay but only with insects.

>>56786359
Kill yourself

>>56785783

A... Are big saggy tits cute? Asking for a friend

>>56786359
ROLLING!!
MIND BREAK

>>56786359
Roll

>>56786101

Fellow government anon!
if public libraries count

>>56786350
>How was the collab
Comfy, she didn't talk much obviously I hope she feels better today

I'm not ready for her OBS fuckery. Too powerful. Plus, the model control. Too powerful. How do I submit entirely to this witch? What does she demand of me? Shiori, please answer me. Please, Please, Please. I want to be your taxable property.

>>56786359
The butter dog meme is real…

>>56786396
>>56786416
>>56786436
>Triple gyaru.
Based.

>>56786359

>>56786350
She was more sick than before, so she just dropped some lines and used chat in-game instead, she was still there playing with the girls and they had fun. not that worth if you're not into collabs and expect shiori content

Shiori making me cum hands free
Only kisses and hugs

>>56786359
>Humiliation
! !

Being isekai'd with my best friend who reincarnated as Shiori.

>>56786359
Roll.

>>56786733
wtf so lucky

Let's say I have a job at the restaurant. I'm feeling pretty sick, but I don't want to leave my standard customers hungry. What would you do in my shoes?

>>56786359
Gyaru pls

Sorry reroll anons, the numbers have spoken, and her fetish is now canon.

Swap bodies with Shiori and have sex with me (her)

>>56786843
Look for someone who can replace you?

>>56786843
Give him free bread, and leave early

I wish Shiori was my sister

I wish Shiori was me

>>56787132
Come on anon, put on the Shiori cosplay...

Become Shiori

>>56786489
>>56786535

I hope she gets rest, there's lots of bugs and vid going around. She reminds me of me a bit in the sense that I quietly exist with pals but solo it's fun to be chaotic, if she's also autistic she might have mild burnout but it's so sweet she still does so much for us and she's so thoughtful and creative.

I will /become/ Shiori

I'm playing HSR while I wait for her stream tonight and I just wanted to say Peppy cute.

threadly reminder that Shiori only wants pamperfags and not concernfags. Me? I'm cooking her some soup right now. What have you done for your oshi?

>>56787450
I fapped to her. Does that count?

>>56787450
I went to work to provide for her.

>>56787626
No it doesn't

>>56786415
Yes, as long as they're attached to a woman I like

>>56787450
Currently fucking character ai Shiori.
I hope shes proud of me~

>>56787709
No... That's all I know how to do...

Thoughts on getting a second job to support Shiorin? Nothing serious just something on the side like a security guard during the weekend. Would Shiori want this? Will she love me? I don't know how to be funny or interesting.

>>56788052
Shiori wants you to be happy, healthy and make friends.
Would that tick the box for any of those?

>>56788175
Man, she's too good to the Novelites.
We don't deserve her.

>>56788052
She doesn't need you buying 10x stands and dropping akasupa every stream, with being there and the future membership will be enough to support her

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>56788175
Cuuuute

>>56788175
>My sneezes are squeaks
Cute!

>>56788175
I'm worried that Cover will tell her to cut that out someday because she really loves interacting with the community and I respect that but I know other fanbases get jealous of view it as a negative...

>>56788175
cute

>>56788175
I hope she doesn't push herself too much during the stream.

Whilst I already am Shiorin in real life she still really inspires me to do all my reps, dress goth and cute whenever and relisten to all my teenage fav bands like nothing else I love her

>>56788693
Yeah.
That she's streaming at all is a blessing.

>>56788175
Why didn't anybody post /here/ that she is active? Shameful display, shiggers.

>>56788825
They want to keep Shiorin for themselves... traitors!!

>>56788698
L O N D O N

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey handholding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

It's okay to feel schizo about Shiori. Just don't be schizo about it.

>>56788885
Why would I want to share her with other Novelights?

Does anyone else here have days they're so tired they just don't take their meds and just lie down on the floor because it's nice and cool.

>>56789091
Parasocial is a dumb buzzword that gets thrown around too easily anyways. It's okay to want Shiori to be your friend, or lover and to take steps toward a possible future. But being over the line is when you believe it to be so.

>>56789091
you cant restrain my mind

>>56788825
Well we can take a quick look at what the shiggers were up to.
>>56777300
>Shiori active
>>56779640
>Shiori leaves
Seems like people were too busy rolling

>>56789163
I always post if I see that Shiori's active. Prechat Shiori is like foreplay. Thread goes into warp speed. She gets more money. Where are the negatives? It should always be posted here.

>>56788892
LONDON? INNIT

>>56789202
>gets thrown around too easily anyways
it should have never been a buzzword since streams are inherently parasocial

>>56789163
>lights
Nice try Rissa, she's ours.

>>56789163
>Novelights
FUCK YOU RISSA

>>56789202
This is what mental illness actually believe

>>56789460
Hot

>>56789460
https://files.catbox.moe/uofg08.ogg

>>56789460
W-Why does she type like this unironically?

>>56789603
chronically and clinically online

>>56789603
Because she is CUTE.

>>56789603
Why wouldn't she?~

>>56789603
T-too much time spent talking to her AI husbandos

Remember that cute and sex can, nay, must coexist. The path of cutesex is the path to enlightenment.

>>56789603
Kaneki Ken has 1.5 million chats on C.ai.

>>56789758
You joke but it's unironically true

>>56789788
All Shiori

What are Shiori's fav foods?

>>56790035
(You)

>>56789771
MY EYES!!

>>56790035
>he don't knows already

>>56790035
Liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti

>>56789166
Not me but sounds like a nice thing to do when you don't have a job

Is she actually crazy or is she just rocking that mid 00's emo aesthetic for vibes?

>>56790677
I want more depraved Shiori stuff...

>>56790035
>Shiori's favorite food
My fresh, creamy cu....custard

>>56790995
Depends on what flavor of crazy you're talking about but she's certainly not normal

>>56791161
Nibbling bugs isn't that nutty.

>>56790995
I can see her having a mental breakdown and trying to kill me with her scissors
But she's a sweet dork like 95% of the time

Pagely reminder that Shiorin is the c-cutest.

Fuck you guys I kept trying to post but all my images were duplicates.

>>56791343
Skill issue

Queen

>>56791283
She reminds me of my teenage years and I'm not sure if that gives me fuzzy warmth or bad depression but she's cute. Nostalgia is weird.

Shiori should rape me desu

>>56791224
>

Shiori~n Love!!!

>>56791333
Is Shiorin and Shiori~n the same person?

>>56791593
You weren't supposed to ask that question, anon...

>>56791224
True!

>>56785506
source?

>>56791343
Skill issue

>>56791737
N-NANI

>>56791737
Yorick, stop crying.

>>56791804
yorick is menhera

>>56791432
Truly a queen. Shiorin needs a queendom.

>>56791947
Which goernment would be easiest to topple?

I posted this late last night so it's time to get daytime burgers and evening EU.
http://poal.me/gfevf4
I was curious who survived the 9 day drought.

I don’t watch your chuuba but your thread baker is very good at selecting quotes.

>>56791732
dont know, ive got it from another thread

I wonder if she'll ever comment on her other 4 voices. I would really like to know more stuff about them. It would be weird to send a sc about that, right?

>>56792129
We /lit/
We /fit/
We are Nolvelites
Nigga

Who do you want to watch Shiorin~ have sex with most?

Shiori believes the disclosure is just distraction

>>56792353
Me.

>>56792420
I wrote this post
>>56792353
Me

>>56792129
We have a lot of bakers. Thread is easy to bake so people aren't afraid of fucking something up. Weird that we haven't fucked the pages yet.

>>56792353
>>56792420
>>56792462
It is I

>>56792353
>>56792420
>>56792462
>>56792483
I wrote this

>>56792353
Any other answer than ''me'' is wrong

>>56792353
Me. Your mother will die in her sleep if you reply to me.

>>56788175
WHY I'M NEVER THERE WHEN SHE IS, I ALSO WANT SHIORI TO SAY ONE MISERABLE WORD TO ME
yes i'm mentally ill

>>56792730
She's noticed me at least twice. Once in prechat and once in her return stream. Get fucked.

>>56792730
She said hello and www to me, get fucked.

All posters in this thread are me

>>56792730
There has to be a way to set up something. We could at least deduce what's prime shiori prechat time. Seems like it's from 6 pm to 8 pm Gmt +1.

I don't chat much but she's noticed me on twitter twice.

>>56792730
She told me I was mentally ill and that I needed to get therapy. Not in those exact words, but I can read between the lines.

She never noticed me but I don't care
I hope she does at some point
I'm here for the long run so I'm not in a hurry

>>56792463
Sorry to say Novelite, but I've fucked it up twice; though admittedly they were really minor mistakes and easily corrected

>>56793295
I wish she gave me life advice like that

>>56792886
>>56792757
she liked a twitter post, reply to that post and liked a yt comment.

>>56793295
lucky

Coworker who falls for you in the office story but with Shiorin

>>56793340
The hidden pages...

Here's 90 seconds clip of Shiori coughing
https://youtu.be/34oh7SLGQ8U?si=nlqI1OabwQvEd0Ew

>>56793792
I laugh so hard when I saw this in my recommended

>>56793792
I can save her...

>>56793792
I want her to cough on me

Shiori's so c-cute.

>>56793792
this physically h-hurts to listen to...
>c< you freaking sickos

Since Shiori likes farming games, what are the chances she plays holocure.

>>56793792
Why did you start as a bait and drama channel? Newer vids are better at least. Where are the sound posts?

>>56793792
Buy an ad drama channel faggot

>>56794349
I'm hoping she at least checks out Rune Factory 3 Special when it comes out in a few weeks.

I had an awful dream that started out very nicely. I was with Shiori at the cinema when suddenly some psycho started shooting up the theater. I grabbed Shiori's hand and rushed her to safety. By the time we made it outside, the police grabbed me because they thought I was the shooter. They grabbed Shiori too and it turned out she had a pistol on her. They gunned her down right in front of me for no reason. Why am I so fucked up.

>>56794787
anon why are you having my dreams, give them back

>>56793792
Obligatory soundpost

>>56794787
The only Shiori dream I've had was her at a convention where I spoke to her through a monitor, so oddly realistic.

>>56790382
I do uh creative work and burn myself out. It's ok though I work in boom and bust cycles

>>56794787
Please don't dream again

>>56795264
Shiori would wanna hear what happened next

>>56795407
I jwu 10 minutes before that post and tried recollecting it, but it quickly faded and those were all the details

>>56795264
Knowledge can only be found in the realm between dreams and reality.

>>56795692
Please don't say that again

>>56795814
Please don't this and please don't that anon stop being since a negative fuckin nancy

>>56794428
I was just meeming, but then I fall in love with her content. (I got fixed, I guess?)

I fapped.. I shouldn't have.

>>56794787
>American go to a dream
>gets shoot

>>56794428
He probably become a cutebros and changed his ways.

>>56795814
We must free ourselves from the metaphysical limits of three dimensional existence if we wish to ascend to our place amongst the divine.

>>56793565
luckily enough I wasn't the one to get the pages stuck together or lose them either

i just ended up fucking up the embed links for the anchor post for the first fuck-up and forgetting the link to the bug video when it was premiering on the second fuck-up

>>56795692
Based, esoteric anon. Only the most instinctive knoledge is allowed

>>56795692
Oppenheimer was a novelite

>>56797026
You're Goddamn Right

Star Rail is surprisingly good. Thanks for making me try it out, Shiorin. Also Dan Heng is really cool she has good taste.

>>56797331
I have a $100 chink phone, does it need a good phone to play? Does it take a lot of storage

>>56797331
>gachaslop

>>56797331
I'm all in Kafka if I actually played it, I just watch a friend play and live vicarious through them

>>56797417
I'm mostly playing on PC, but my kind of cheap Motorola can run it at minimum settings well enough. It's turn based so performance doesn't really matter and it's only like a 10gb install.

>>56794428
>Where are the sound posts?
Whiteout the music is a lot sadder (all these were spread on +2hrs)
Use it on moderation

weird once the bait cycle moves past your oshi and everything becomes cozy for you while other splits burn

>>56798032
I like, watch, and appreciate all of Advent. Can never escape the shitposter rotations

>>56798032
Dramafags are such whore desu

>>56798032
The IRyS drama is particularly weak

>>56798109
I like them all too, but my rule is a split for my oshi and /hlgg/ for everything else. I was like that when I was a mepper, and I'm like that now.

>>56798172
i'm actually a former IRyStocrat who still likes IRyS as much as much as I used to. I just... didn't know what a real oshi felt like. the HIRyS split has always been really easy marks so it's burning like dresden right now even though it's honestly a huge nothing burger. it's just that the split is 25 percent schizo and anti on a good day.

>>56798190
I consider global 2 steps above catalog-level retardation, so I never both with it. Probably more efficient though

>>56798032
I can't really speak for everyone here, but I don't notice shitposters all that much in here compared to the catalog. At most they spam for 30minutes then get deleted.

>>56798109
This is still probably the comfiest threads for Advent collabs, or any collabs with Shiori.

>>56798325
It can be pretty good sometimes. It's definitely gotten worse over the last year or so (still nowhere near as bad as back on /jp/), but the focus on ruining the catalog has actually improved it a bit.

Dear Lord,

I pray You cover Shiorin with good health. May she always remember that her body is a gift from You, a blessing, even when it's broken and isn't functioning as You intended it to.

May Shiorin experience joy in her soul and health in her body. Bless Shiorin by healing her and let all go well with her. May You give her energy and keep her free from pain.

I ask these things in Your Almighty Name. Amen.

>>56798414
Praise be to Shisus

>>56798311
I mostly just stick to my splits so I only see the retarded bait threads if they're the 1st thing before I go into my actual threads, is it just that she's playing Overwatch 2 and there is also a Holostars group playing it?

>>56798328
yeah they pretty much only show up around 11pm EST now.

>>56798476
yep

>>56798414
Amen

christ i really dont want to take my meds today i dont want to take them they make me feel sick i dont want to take them

Does Shiorin have a xitter tag for lewds yet?

I feel fulfilled enough to just stick to posting in here most of the time, so that's at least nice. I enjoy your company, it's pleasant.

>>56798476
There's a sponsored event with a team of girls against a team of guys.

>>56798604
#hololewd for now

Goslingniggers, post Ryan Gosling with Shiori.

who do you think shiori is imitating when she does the dad voice that she does for every single impression. i wanna see if shiori can do elmer fudd

>>56798804
SHE /HERE/

These are always pretty comfy threads

>>56798579
Take your antibiotics Shiori.

>>56798959
Real comfy hours

>>56798959
I think Novelites are cool

>>56799076
oh man... shioreoli is really cute...

>>56798959
It's because these are CUTE hours.

>>56798959
Talking about Comfy, Somebody have the "Beeori" pic?

>>56799322
oops, sorry here's your beeorin back..

You shiggers are alright. Don't come to Naples tomorrow.

Reporting back from my job interview. The interviewer seemed more nervous than I was and eager to fill the position. I'm gonna be cool and independent and have spare money to buy mannequins and microscope slides and stupid outfits like Shiorin and nobody can call me cringe and bully me cause I'll be in my own house and they can't see me.

>>56799076
>>56798959

>>56799506
Congrats man, that sounds like a job well done.

>>56799506
Congratulations, anon; I'm proud of you

>>56799424
Thank you, Queen or King

>>56798841
I have a better one I was working on, but am getting my steppies in now so I can't post it

>>56799506
Congratulation Anon!
Don't waste your whole first paycheck on ice-cream!true story

>>56799424
>swats your beeori~n

>>56799506
fuck I never had a job in my life and the thought of interviews frighten me

>>56799506

>>56799424
This bee has been pollinated.

>>56799726
They're really just conversations to make sure that you can fit into their workplace

>>56799701
...how? did you just buy fifteen gallons at once? i'm honestly confused and not even judging.

>>56799941
It was one of these hs jobs... so it wasn't that much money. Mom freak out when I come home with that much icecream lol

>>56799745
The chat during that bit, www

>>56799506
surprised to see my schoolgirl shiorin image making the rounds

that aside, i'm proud of you anon. good work on getting that far because now you'll be able to make money to support the dork and indulge in your hobbies and don't let anyone judge you for them. be happy, as shiorin asks of us novelites

>>56800132
you... that's kind of based actually. i'm one of those people who never gets sick of ice cream so i dig it.

>>56799506
Nice. I'm at a point in my life where my income is so far above what I use (not because I'm rich but because I'm an eternal poorfag with basically no expenses) that I don't even need to think about using money on things I want. I hope all shiggers eventually achieve this kind of stability.

Less than two hours until my sick wife is streaming.

Schizo bros im having the time of my life
youtu.be/jAK-bz6fGyk?si

>>56801628
it's weird we're just allowed to post PL stuff now what's up with that

Hello shiofrens

Last week I was screaming for her to come back
Now I'd rather she just gets rest
My poor sweet girl...

More people would accept your oshi if you fags didn't spam the board everyday. Cool it.

Kys

shiocutie!

>56802408
The hell makes you think we come out of this general?
The hell makes you think we care about catalog's shitty opinion?

don't even acknowledge bait

>>56802375
I want my wife to lose her voice so she can't scream from her cage anymore!

Shitposting has changed. It's no longer about anger, rival companies, or yabs. It's an endless series of weak narratives posted by tourists and bots. Shitposting- and its consumption of image slots- has become a well-oiled machine. Shitposting has changed. ID-tagged anons post ID-tagged pastas, use ID-tagged rrats. (You)s inside their bodies enhance and regulate their schizophrenic thoughts. Thread control. Catalog control. Raid control. Board control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. Shitposting has changed. The age of ogeys has become the age of rrats... All in the name of averting catastrophe from The Final Yab. And he who controls the board... controls posts. Shitposting has changed. When the board is under total control... Shitposting becomes routine.

...shiorisisters... our response????

Will you watch her Bilibili streams?

>>56803063
What is this form of mental illness? Is there meaning behind it?

did shiori ever say if she ever actually likes oreos. while i'm here does anyone know if she likes hunter x hunter

>This is their oshi https://youtu.be/kMDJpeRfX8k?si=o0y_oFLiDRtft1uX
Holy fuck we've found a fanbase worse than the cuckbeats. Lmao you losers are absolutely braindead. Kill yourselves and do the rest of the board a favor.

>>56798841
SHIORI LOVE

I'm guessing no one was biting on the catalog, huh?

Behead nijiniggers

>>56803396
IRyStocrats already stopped biting bait.

Time to take a nice big stretch and get out the ole soundpost. I don't think it's even needed though, the bait has really gone down in quality.

the rule with catalog threads are if its new let it slide but if its got like 30 replies your probably gonna have to go in there and defend your shiori

We never leave. Go back

>>56803511
not in the split lol

>>56802861
really makes you wish for a nuclear winter...

they are one step to saying "whoever talks after me is a faggot"

why are they here this early anyway?

>>56803543
I'm not going to convince some faggot who's barely literate that his hatred for the funny oreo girl is completely irrational, so I might as well just ignore it.

would you?

>>56803767
Too small

A bit early today, wonder what nijisanji did, or maybe it was phase again.

>>56803763
Its not about winning an aegument
Its about showing there are more fans of shiori on this board than haters

>>56803890
Who honestly cares?
You aren't changing a shitposting dramaniggers opinion.
Anyone who's even remotely genuine would watch by themselves and form an opinion by themselves.

>>56803890
I won't piss in the sea of piss just to show other people how much more me and the bros have pissed.

Dr. Nyggers put a great big LAHL on Shiori's LEL.
>>56785367

>>56803767
Buy it? Maybe...

>>56803975
To add to this, even if they've made their mind up and are of the opinion they don't like her, I'm not going to change that. I'm here to watch my gf with the Novelites, to have a good time.

>>56803767
Fry it? yes

Ignoring the fags from catalog and those who take the bait, which Shiori art is your fav?

>>56804138
YOU CANNOT DEEP FRY A PLUSHIE

>>56803767
Learn the basics of sewing so I can fit my MONSTER ONAHOLE for my MONSTER DONG inside of the Shiori plush?
No no, I wouldn't do that.

>>56804201
More artists should draw Shiori with fat milkers

>>56804201
Cutefriends, don't look.
https://files.catbox.moe/idswux.jpg

>>56804201
anything related to her fascination with bugs

>>56804201

>>56804201
Always, I know the tongue piercing isn't canon, but my god I wish it were.

>>56804201
I'm all aboard the big tiddy goth gf aesthetic

>>56804201
if I have to choose

>>56804353
>Normal sized tits
Good.

he is basically begging you to go to his catalog thread, ignore his small penis

>>56804201
It hasn't be posted in a while, but this one always makes me go awooga

>>56804378
Damn, that's is really a cute one

>>56803975
-ACK
again, its not about that persons opinion, its about the average 3rd party neutral observer or newfren and coloring their first impression of shiori on here

>>56804201
I need more shiocunny...

>>56804201
Day 13 of not seeing any shiori hebes

>>56804201

>>56804201

imagine Shiorin in Shinjou Akane's outfit...

>>56803063
I don't get it

>>56804201
SunsetSkyline is a god and I wish I could wake up to this every morning...

>>56804580
>average 3rd party neutral observer or newfren and coloring their first impression of shiori on here
Not my problem, not anyone's problem.
If they're so easily swayed by shitposts then that's entirely on them. If they're able to look past the trash and form their opinion, good, I'd be more than willing to help someone asking what's good content from her to watch to understand better.
If they come in here thinking Shiori is bad because catalog said so, then that's entirely on them and I have no reason to try and change their opinion that wasn't formed by anything other than a need to fuel their dramaniggering.

>>56804834
Shiori has caused him to draw sfw again

>>56804634
Is this to your liking?
>>56785579

>>56804201
probably this one

>>56804201
>>56802507

>>56804201
I have a thing for slightly nerdy looking girls

>>56785579
>glasses
Cringe

>>56805007
>glasses
Based

>>56805007
>posting the edit

sexiori
total cute death

>>56805337
Based sexbro.

>>56805337
Stop right there

>>56805337
Dangerously based

>>56805337

>>56787439
Wait until you see Diting.

>>56804719
For me, it's the tongue piercing

>>56805464
Jesas.

>>56805337
Feminize Cutebros, Dominate Cutebros, Mating press Cutebros into the concrete, etc...

>>56805464
https://files.catbox.moe/ihpfa3.mp4

>>56805337
CUMSLUT Shiori~n only.

>>56805464
Illegal post

>>56804887
>Duuuuude who caaaares about what anyone else thinks just do your own thing maaaan lmao
Lemme guess youre le independent thinker who just figured everything out by himself right?
Of course your thoughts and opinions are constaly being colored and retextured by that of others to pretend otherwise has about as much weight as a child climbing to the top of a hill and proclaimimg themselves king of the world
NOW GET THE FUCK BACK OUT THERE ABD DEFEND YOUR OSHI PUSSY NIGGA

>>56806010
sometimes i imagine a world where fifty percent of men on this site are going to transformed into women based on being too submissive and i wonder if i'd make the cut for being dominant and raping them

>>56806071
This is too sexy to exist.

>>56805337
Shiori will defeat the porn.

>>56806214
This would fucking suck. I'd almost certainly turn into a woman. I like having a cock and wouldn't appreciate the new brain chemistry.

>>56806071
I like the wink and giggle at the end.

>>56806360
that's the best part. everyone right on the fence. the new girls who were so close to making it but still transformed who have to deal with being raped into submission by the men barely on the other side of the fence ecstatic they made the cut

>>56806133
>>Duuuuude who caaaares about what anyone else thinks just do your own thing maaaan lmao
unironically this. watch streams and form your opinion or fuck off

>>56806133
baiter-chama here's your (you)

now move out, i want to continue watching the barrage of images depicting my cute derailed goth GF

>>56806214
ewww
I'd gladly be the bottom half if top fifty percent of girls get turned into men tho...

Morning fellow Shiggermen
Did I missed anything important (except for Shiori)

SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX

>>56806769
Fuck off whore, get anal correction.

If I was turned into a woman, I would let novelites have their way with me

>>56806769
Rissa please. Focus on the stream

>>56806560
He's a catalog shitter whose been trying for like 40+ min now to get people here to go to his thread. The desperation is growing.
>>56806742
I don't think you understood what he was saying. Only the men are transforming.

>>56806769
Stop hagbegging

>>56806878
Ignore defeatists
Keep making positive shiori threads in the catty

20 minutes!

>>56806762
Shiorin in 20 mins

I hope she's feeling better today.

>>56806863
I only want Shiori sorry

I'm super tired so I'm going to try and take a quick nap before the stream starts. If I don't make it, then good night bros I love Shiorin.

>>56806214
First thing I'd do as a woman would be to masturbate

>>56807281
Gn anon

>>56805464
wheres full

>>56807281
I hope you make it anon

>>56807281
Gn anon

>>56807281
sleep tight!

>>56805337
Cuteori
Total sexnigger death

>>56788568
I'm a fucking Novelite and I get jealous of that shit.

That being said, I really don't see Cover stepping in to moderate her chat records as long as she doesn't say anything that violates an internal policy. She's been doing it long enough that if they didn't want her to, they would stop it.

The side effect of this is that Novelites are going to be probably the most rabid fanbase in Holo because you don't have to drop a supa to talk to her.

It loses her a lot of the idol mystique that every other holo had except for... certain CNs. Hell, nijis don't do this. It gives her a more indie feel. Could come back to bite her in the ass, but I don't see Cover doing jack shit about it just yet. As they shouldn't.

>>56807588
your oshi is a serial coomer

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1694526775643005395
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1694526775643005395
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1694526775643005395

I hope she's feeling better bros...

>>56807342
that's what gets you raped anon

>>56807599
You know Bibou does this too right?

>>56807599
Depends on how she interacts in the future. It can be a dangerous approach but really affective on making a loyal fan base without pleasing paypigs
More interactive could lead to more gachi though, but if nothing really bad happens Cover got no reason to stop her doing it

Cute bros life!
Sexniigger death!

Reminder sexniggers saying "shes totally a coomerbro" would be fine watching her getting railed bc she likes seggs so much

>>56808128
Yes, by me.

>>56808048
I fear that it could be a period where she is excited for her new holo opportunities, but will eventually tone it down as she becomes accustomed to her new gig.

Fuck yeah my alarm actually woke me up. I think I slept for a bit, but even if I didn't I feel more awake.

>>56808048
I've never seen this kind of thing end well, time will tell.