/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND AND I'M GLAD HE'S BACK AGAIN!

I love my girlfriend

>>56487469
It's virtually inevitable with women
Just can't help themselves

Mio Love!

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

I love my spidermom

Yuuna WILL stream tonight

[Good news]
Lisa has eaten

Ami stealing buckos hoodie

M E R U
L O V E

>>56488907
I think Lisa should ruin her good day with a Peggle guerilla stream!

Squeezable and milkable

guys, does ami having a chot day mean... she is on a.... diet...

>>56490568
Every day is a chot day for Ami.

>>56487469
i'd agree normally, but meru is an exception for me because of how debilitating her issues have been. she's just trying to find what works for her and i can't fault her for that. we've all seen how hard she has tried throughout the years. she's not a thot that took the easy way out at the first sign of trouble.

>>56490568
Ami watches what she eats but she has stated on multiple occasions that she wants to be healthy but not skinny necessarily. So it's less a diet and more restraining pic related

>>56489713
>>56489826
pegsquilkable

>>56491577
Eh we are definitely biased, but I also appreciate that she posted in the relatively hidden sub-account

>Peggle
Zuma!

>stream will start at 8:30! i’m waiting for my lemon loaf to finish baking
Trust?

>>56495610

>>56495610
I trust Tonya to eat the lemon loaf

lemon loaf
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna

Will she get "just turned 21" drunk like she used to?

>>56495723
seething grudgepost

Yeah, there will be tears by the end of this stream.

>>56498532
i will never trust, that way i'll never be disappointed

Hi, stay safe. I'm Ami's punching bag

Is being a vtuber fan a competition? Especially for highly parasocial ones like mio? Am I a schizo for comparing myself with other beerpals, looking at how often she reads my messages on stream compared to others, who she responds to on twitter and stuff?

>>56499604
Only for the mentally ill.
But if you want a leg up on everyone else: Make content for her. Learn to draw, edit clips, make a simple fan game, whatever you can do. You'll shoot to the top of the list. I know from experience.

Yuuna doesn't drink on an empty stomach because she isn't an IDIOT.

>>56500048
When you’re trying to maximize investment from men trying to fuck you it makes perfect sense to eat first

>>56499604
You’ll never beat the mogu programmer

>>56499980
>Only for the mentally ill.
So I'm in good company.
I thought I had something special with her without being someone creative who can contribute to the fandom and also not being able to donate a lot/regularly; but she kinda stopped paying attention to me recently and I don't know what may have caused it and I'm seriously going menhera over it...

Meru please answer my DMs you have no idea how much I'm obsessed with you I love you so much and now that you've posted face I want to marry you and give you all my money unironically please

I hope Hanabi likes that there's porn of her out there

>>56499980
>Only for the mentally ill.
but anon, every beerpal is mentally ill

>>56500593
>recently
Give it a few more comments. Might just be luck of the draw.

>>56500911 (me)
t. beerpal

>>56500593
don't overthink it. mio has more brainworms about her interactions with chat than you have brainworms about interacting with her. sometimes you just get in a tard rut where your comments/messages are mostly shit and don't even realize it until weeks later. have more trust in your platonic life partner

How do I get a cute manipulative viet gf like yuuna?

>>56501070
are you really trying to get us to believe (you) can handle yuuna

>>56501326
No, that’s why I said like her. I’m not that insane

>>56501070
do you accept the one who doesn't speak English?

FUCK YOU KAZU

Mio having openly confessed before on stream that she obviously has favorites a while ago and her "hit list" mention recently has me on a downward spiral.

>>56501876
>confessed before on stream that she obviously has favorites
which stream was that?

>>56501876
Stuff like this is why I don’t chat. I know I’m not going to be a favorite so I just watch.

>>56501876
of course you prefer the old timer beerpals than some new autistic greyname

>>56501876
That's why I just give her money.

beerpalposting always makes me sad

>>56502400
She obviously knows your name if you regularly donate - even better if you make her laugh or blush from your donos - but don't you get the urge to become some truly special to her?

Mio just likes having men fight over her.

>>56501876
I know I will never be her favorite, but I wll be there regardless, even if it hurts. There's no stopping now, hit list or not. I just fell hard for her.

the differences between bucko and beerpal continues to fascinate me

>>56503194
But how do I become the last one standing, impregnating that chubby tummy of hers with the love child of ours.

>>56503518
She'll eventually get married off once she gets too old and still has no BF, so you'll need to make friends with Mamalesta.

>>56503194
There is no female who doesn't like this, being desired

>>56504169
(or male)

>>56504208
True. Every man has a compliment they remember from a woman for life.

>>56504208
Fine. There is no human being who doesn't like being desired

goddamn i hate beerpals, all i hope is that mio will be too busy on her trip to read this thread

>>56503108
>donate
Membership only. Also no. I admire her platonically, merely as a good chuuba whose work I respect. All of my schizo is reserved for Ami.

>>56500781
Do you mean the one (1) image that exists or is there more I don't know about?

Beerpals, instead of drowning in your self-inflicted sorrows, why don't you instead take a look at this picture?

beerpals;
they're more menhera than meru.

beerpals please calm down i just had time to watch the unarchived stream

>>56501876
this has never been a secret though if you followed her CCs. it sucks and is a sad reflection of reality, but what can you do

My bad, gonna go drink my sorrows

>>56504901
not even that grand of a statement anymore.
OVERWHELMING PRIDE IN MATSURO MERU

>>56505181
she's doing great

MERU IS CUTE

MIO'S THE CUTEST

It feels so damn good being one of Mio's favorites. My advice is to just be more interesting and loyal or find a time machine and join her membership 2 years ago.

>>56501876
let’s not lie, everyone has favourites, anyone who says they don’t is a liar

>>56505454 (me)
Oh, and also don't be too menhera on main. That's a big turn off for her (or pretty much anyone else for that matter).

if this is true then post mio’s top ten beerpals right now

>>56505752
all me (a gray)

>>56505752
none are me

>>56505752
I can't do top 10 but here's my best guess at a top five
1. Me
2. My alt
3. My other alt
4. Another alt
5. Mogu (platonically)

>>56505752
mogu
mogu
mogu
rum baron #1
rum baron #2
me
artist #1
random greyname
(you)
long term beerpal #17 after being absent for 14 months

Yuuna's gacha brain rot is worrying.
She often claims she doesn't spend money on the games but also appears to spark quite often.

>>56505752
Vod reps anon, they are so easy to spot it hurts a bit knowing you will never be one of them

>>56506119
name then anon. if it’s so easy you can definitely provide names i can pin on my vodoo dolls or else i call bullshit.

>>56506425
do not encourage namedropping faggotry
we get enough of that from charmies

Friendly reminder to not spoonfeed the shitter.

yuuna's a good girl. there should be more porn of her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqDRdtASQ4g
Peo!

>>56507387
When did Uto learn to draw?

>>56504771
IIRC, there's like, one

Damn you brains worms! Leave my vtubers alone!

>>56507387
peo a cute

I wish that no tsun would ever run out of alcohol except for Matsuro Meru.

I MISS MIO

>>56508193
agree

can't stop thinking about that hug...

what the fuck is this garment called

i'm watching old mio asmr roleplays again...

>>56512436
endure

>>56511785
why is she a shortstack

>>56512225
Skorts

>>56513416
haha very funny anon, but there's no wa-
>it's real
goofy

>>56513497
womens clothing is a wild and dumb world

Holy shit some of you beerpals are insufferable. You want to win Mio's heart? Go fix yourself first.
If you didn't notice yet, maybe because you are relatively new, Mio does NOT find menhera partners appealing. Being menhera is her job. She likes people who are strong enough to choke her full nelson and decisive but faithful and considerate. She likes to please, maybe too much, and be praised.
So stop being a fucking manchild on this general, go do something you can be proud of, and just send her some sweet CCs over her vacation.
>>56505752
I can probably name you and you aren't one of them. If you keep this up, you'll never be. But quite a lot of her favourites are pretty new (member for about a year or less), so it's not hopeless. If you can't be a rum baron, become a clipper or something.
>>56501876
Hit list is for whores who express "mad love" for multiple chuubas. She does not mind you supporting her friends. If she did, why would she acknowledge and shout out every damn mutual to a point where it sometimes gets annoying? Just stop and think for a bit.
My god GFE sure attracts the neediest fans.

>>56514397
thats a lot of words mogu

>>56514397
>But quite a lot of her favourites are pretty new (member for about a year or less)

well duh, because some of the long term are gone

>>56514397
>Mio does NOT find menhera partners appealing
Suicide
Doublekill
Triplekill
Killing Spree!

lisas a wittle baby

>>56514737
Only groomers and saviorfags find mental illness attractive.

>>56514938
Thinkin about thaf mole....

>>56504791
I want to marry Mio for the express purpose of being able to pet her skrunkly dog!

>>56514397
Beerpals went too far, even Mogu had to come out and scold them

Honestly I don't particularly feel miffed or annoyed that Meru is doing what she wants on her sub account.
I already follow several people that have been doing that for years.
Hirasaka Mei had her real account linked for years, and even still uses it as the username for some of her Mei related stuff. She fairly regularly retweets herself on either side.
Temako (RIP) used to stream on her real account before she made a separate vtuber account and did that hilarious 10k sub debut stream.
Kagura Nana doesn't even make that distinction like a lot of vtuber artists, she has quite happily uploaded her IRL stuff on her main Twitter. (like when she recently went to the Holo-chicken in Europe)
Tamaki / Norio doesn't care at all and has regularly streamed on camera as Norio.
There's never been a hard line.
Meru can do whatever makes her happy.
On that note - she has grown her hair out since she last showed her face (by accident) on the bento stream. Well, unless she had it all tied up on the bento stream.

>>56514938
absolutely nothing there whatsoever

>>56515762
our child will starve...

This general has been a lot more schizophrenic lately

>>56516316
Are the schizos in the room with us?

>>56513351
Her avatar is 4'7" with those silkers. Ami just is a short stack.

What the fuck you have been about Mio now?

It is Sunday, /tsunX/. Time to confess your sins and beg for absolution.

>>56514397
I hope you talk to Mio like this.

AAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED TO HUG AND HOLD AND BABY THE SHEEP RIGHT NOW
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1693144461252219307
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1693150748656415001

>>56518357
I'm afraid that I am committing the sin of despair as I have begun to lose hope of Maria ever coming back, and I'm worried that even if she does she'll inevitably disappear with no warning again shortly afterwards. My heart is hurting.

In one hour... Hanbi

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful, stinky spidermama...

>>56489826
>>56492837
i wanna peg those squilkies if ya know what I mean.

>>56519215
Lisa and Chai will have to cuddle extra tight if it gets stormy but she'll be fine

>ywn witness Ember demolishing an all-you-can-eat buffet

>>56522366

>>56522366
She probably ate that restaurant into the red

H A N A B I
https://youtu.be/P093am2e0L0

>>56523073
My faith wavered a bit there but IT'S HAPPENING

>Hi chat!
UUUWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH

Hanababy...

>>56522366
She wants a baby so bad she will settle for a food baby or three.

[Hanabi news]
She's not giving us our meds today

>Yu-rope
I love Hanabi-isms

>>56523073
>we're like the va-tea-can?

>Singing the national anthem and saluting the flag every morning
Countries other than the US do this?

Behold, the flag of Rainy Town

>>56523733
o7

>>56523672
Was a thing in some schools here in huehueland

>>56523451
She's not the only one
https://youtu.be/jK6dkD0B3GA?t=25219

Pictured: Small Hanabi (non-canon)
Not pictured: Giant Hanabi (canon)

Giantess Hanabi...

Why does my boyfriend keep insisting he's huge?

>>56523939
Does that teacup say JAZZ?

HANABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

>>56524041
Hanabenis :DDDD

>>56501876
She often calls me by name, I wonder if I'm between her favorites

Hanabi is so precious bros

Hanabi's grass...

>>56523905
been thinking about this more than anyone should

>Let's sing something sad now
>No reason, I just wanna be sad

>I'm gonna forcefully thrust it down everyone's throat

>You know what, I'm gonna forcefully thrust it down everyone's throat

>Acapella

Haha imagine if Hanabi could remove her ears

Why do people keep calling this dolphin vtuber a cat?

>wolf sounds make you a furry
what did she mean by this

>"Hana has made more cat sounds than wolf sounds"
>That's because wolf sounds make you a furry
kek

>You guys keep talking about whether I'm a cat or a furry, what if I'm neither?
>"A catfurry"
>That sounds like a chocolate product
wat

>>56525862
Cadbury

>>56525927
Yeah, I clocked immediately after I posted. TIL they operate in Indonesia.

>>56523905
Need to rub Ami's pizza baby...

>>56526038
That pizza baby? Yeah, me

>>56523905
fuck you for posting this. i still have not recovered from that hug

Has Hanabi ever said if she's taken vocal lessons or is she self taught?

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

Hanbi is dying.....

HANABI IS KILL

>Do I have friends?
>Hahaha...
Hanabi...

Now that both bread and mail facepost on public alts, how long before the rest of tsunquest alumni join in on the trend...

Hanabi's voice is truly lovely

>>56527768
Ember already has and Mio never will.

>>56487926
I really can't argue with this. They could have made isolated accounts, shared to their friends and then let people connect the dots on their own. Instead they sought out validation from their virtual friends/audience.
All I can say is it is what is.
Personally I do think Meru is very cute and should continue to alt facepost and hopefully one day post a meatspace 3D dance cover so she can finally show us the skills she's talked about so many times.

>>56527768
But does bread show the huge loafs?

>>56501070
Look in the cosplay space but be prepared for they/them pronouns

>>56527851
This damn catfoxwolf is intent on lulling me to sleep in the middle of the afternoon with her singing

>>56527909
Damn I didn't know about ember. That means Mio is the odd one out. I think she might go for it within the next year, especially if she stays indie instead of taking the holo golden ticket. Never underestimate the power of peer pressure and trend chasing on women.

>>56527917
There are videos of her dancing with the others on YT right now. “Connecting the dots” as you said isn’t that difficult with all the clues she’s given us

T O D O K E T E

>Last song

>>56529045
>The last song was actually the last song
UNIVERSAL COLLAPSE IS IMMINENT

I MISS HANABI ALREADY

>No word from Purin since the poltergeist attack
It's so over

>>56530302
Even exorcists are shit in the Philippines jesus fucking christ

>>56530302
after all she's been through, a fucking ghost got her in the end...

>>56528507
Sure we can but I want her to share on her own terms, in her own space, when she reaches a point where she's proud enough to show that side.

>>56491577
Kinda got the same sentiment, just now it's gonna be weird having a face attached whenever she talks about her, uh.... NEET, characteristics, or when she gets real middle screen zoomed in type of feels

>>56523451
The nightblooms have left a scourge on this general that it shall never recover from

https://twitter.com/tamagotaho/status/1693292003239567554

Ember Mahjong Soul tournament (w/ Jelly, Airi and Lumi) at 8pm

Tomo's Ao no Sumika cover got licensed, his first solo one to do so.
https://open.spotify.com/track/4SmZDPudsW9GmJ1nHABPiZ

>>56533016
These captured Ami's personality so well. Could watch them for hours.

>>56515762
the perfect chest T-T

>>56532706

Haewon wants recs
https://twitter.com/HaewonTheHeart/status/1693304644674720200

>>56535876
I'm liking the little hardware icons

>>56535876
Another awesome week with spidermom, I love her so much!

>>56535876
Packed with good stuff. She spoils us too much

>>56515762
This is my favorite Lisa meme

[Good news]
https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1693298937812459841

>>56537378
A true classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfAoTILBuxc

>>56530302
https://twitter.com/stinkneet/status/1693300888855830702

>>56535876
quality as usual

>>56537946
She'll recover from her weight loss in no time

>>56538520
She thought she was getting fat and it was the cyst. Now it's time for the real thing.

Happy to report that Lisa is awake, well-rested, and has not been blown away like a celery stick on the wind

>>56538863
let's just hope Chai doesn't sneeze around her again

>>56533361
Haewon moved her stream forward, starting in about half an hour
https://twitter.com/HaewonTheHeart/status/1693329061450543253

> lisa gets picked up by the wind and blown away
> architects left with a deep sense of guilt for failing her

https://x.com/hoshinochar/status/1693134948499361861?s=61

>>56540866
Why would Bread do this...

>>56540866
I like to think some of those architects are based enough to realize size difference is important. A skelly emo princess is welcomed when paired next to our resident chubby goddesses.

>>56541199
>Exclusive access to Mio's pee
vs
>Everybody gets access to Mio's pee, have to pay for it if I want it
The choice seems obvious

Haewon ASMR study
https://youtu.be/qMSZp5_U5zU

I told myself I was gonna stay strong but I miss Hanabi already.

>>56541776
Fool. You're the strongest one here.

Beans? uh oh stinky

>Haewon gets out of unwanted conversations with English speakers by listing off random Korean foods

>Can we take a second to appreciate how dummy thick this art makes her?
>I'm not gonna lie, I really like... meat. I like meat. I like girl with meat.
Haewon is just like me...

>I feel like I'm in the womb all over again
Haewon...

Somebody muzzle this woman already

[Haewon news]
She has fallen in love with Shondo

>>56541199
Oh my god he actually got the domain

https://twitter.com/orlaganceann/status/1693346435738325290
New Orlag tweet just dropped.

>>56543660
This has to be her trolling or trying to leach.

>>56543787
These are viewer submissions

>>56543787
Women love her anon i dunno what to tell you

>>56543768
zamn, Orla looks like THAT!!!?!??

>>56541776
You're going to have to stay strong for at least another 2 weeks anon

>>56543768
>app group called spinstercore
>those apps
Fuck you Orla I actually laughed.

AAAAAAAAA HAEWON GET OUT OF MY EAR

>>56544148
I love her

>>56544117

>Chat, what is an "eldritch"?
>Oh, Lovecraftrician!
The dyslexia...

>I can make that sound too! Let me get my lube real quick...

I don't care what anyone says, Lisa is a millennial and the 2000's/2010's nostalgia karaoke confirms.

>>56544812
As Lisa is a baby, she is actually generation alpha.

>>56544812
She’s like 23

>Let's move on or this whole chair is going to turn into a macaroni slide
What the hell did she mean by this

>>56543206
harpies are quality monster girls

>Haewon's room has no windows
the smell...

>>56543787
Why do you say that

Do all Korean vtubers have audiotism?

>>56546142
all vtubers, yes

>>56546367
Not quite

Maria...

>>56546367
if only

>>56546367
I've seen some real special case among vtuber when it comes to audio
Pic related recorded her singing for cover through fucking OBS because she didn't know any better until she brought up the subject with someone else.
Mio would have lost her mind and some hair if she had to work with her recording.

>>56547230
If it makes you feel any better me and my sister have been exceptionally affectionate today

>>56549186
Well, Shee is.. a bit... cute

>>56541199
Char really was one of the bad ones.

>>56549186
This girl looks adorably retarded.

>>56549186
Shee...

Rei will return

I miss her so much...

[News]
Lisa is feeling adventurous

>>56554187
I was going to say "Is this a cry for help" and then realized she made the same joke already herself

i feell sleep during hanabi
what happen bros was she cute?

>>56555057
She was very cute. Now we wait for the next stream, which is "next week".

>This is porn, my friends.
>That is disgusting.
>Subscribed.

>>56554187
>LoL
She's relapsing...

>>56556201
>listening to it during her ending screen
kek

Does anyone know what Haewon's endscreen BGM is?

>Ends on a banshee shriek
Thanks Haewon

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1693385436947767806
This woman is going to kill me

>>56556752
Same
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1693378862862807182

>strem tonight
Trust?

>>56554187
We must suffer (LoL) before we conquer (flan)

>>56557366
Always, and if not it's Tonya's fault, not even a crumb left of the lemon loaf for Yuuna to keep her powered for stream

>>56557366
With every fiber of my being.

Speaking of Tonya...
https://twitter.com/ShabelTonya/status/1693375176770273405

thoughts on these?

>>56558597
What have you done to my seiso cat yunners?
Is that some kind of brown tomato, what

>>56559841
Decidedly immodest!

Just found out Turbo committed eurobeat on Jelly's original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlSP5ILB7tQ

>>56559844
overripe?

>>56560288
>committed eurobeat

>special guest for music review this week :3 hehehe
That sheep's up to something...

>>56560523
the special guest is my little guy huehuehue

The hour of Chinese devilry will be upon us soon...

>>56560523
Fantano finally found her

>>56561024
I went looking for picture of Big Trouble in Little China to reply and found out there's going to be a remake with Dwayne the rock Johnson in it what the fuck

>>56562095
Big Trouble in Litty China

>>56532706
Me when Ember carries that food baby to term and I have to catch it because she already busted the toilet yesterday

>>56562668
Big Titty and Little Titty

>>56562732

where shima
i miss shima

mio lust

>>56563526
how could you lust for your girlfriend

>>56562732
Shitling...

>>56523905
Man...

>>56563701
mio is built for 4 hours of full nelson followed by 5 minutes of cuddling followed by 8 hours of work.

>>56566107
She went to the all-you-can-eat sealant buffet...

>>56566107
Ember is high and will lose jong is all I'm seeing here,

>>56566107
Ember is high and will win jong is all I'm seeing here,

>>56564882
rubbing my flabby tummy to mio's back during nelson hold

>>56567293
>>56567594
>Ate a buffet out of business
>High on performance-enhancing sealant
>Has several hundred extra tiles hidden in her anus
She's at full power today, it is LITERALLY impossible for her to lose with all these buffs. Ember sweep incoming.

Thinking about my girlfriend Lisa

>>56569416
Thinking about Chai...

>>56558597
Shalom

>>56569241
I hope the Mandarin menace passes quickly

>>56569241
I was worried for a minute I have a $100 bet on her. No way she can lose when you put it like that.

>>56489826
Is little sister milk kosher?

>>56559844
>>56560413
You can get tomatoes in a lot of different colors

>>56514938
holy fucking sex what the hell have you been hiding sheeple

>>56570778
no, it might even be cursed

New thread
>>56572279
>>56572279
>>56572279

>>56557366
Always trust