/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

quick rundown of cat
>Made 2 uber eats drivers race each other
>First she placed two simultaneous order from the same place to see which one of two Uber drivers would delivered first:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_I6643ustM [Embed]
>Second time the ordered from uber eats and Mcdonalds delivery:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gGbUHxvsY3E [Embed]
>Third time she ordered from uber eats the went to the story to buy it herself to see if it would be faster:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4sY2SUz44Ag [Embed]
>Placed clothes pins on her nipples during a endurance stream to the point her nipples caught necrosis and nearly lost them
>Did an endurance stream until 250k where she sang and did flash math at the same time
>Randomly decided to do a stream impersonating Gilzaren III, a chuuba infamous for streaming very infrequently (he was gone for over 3 months) in an attempt to make his channel reach 100k subs, then dragged other people in like Deron and somehow managed to call the real Gilzaren and have a basically inverted totsumachi with him and other people. Her pc crashed/internet disconnected and he was forced to stream on his channel the continuation right as he reached 100k subs
>Hijacked the nyancat relay and sang it for 14 hours straight, leading to kino moments like almost choking trying to eat food
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ntK5v3PsHW4 [Embed]
>Did a cooking stream where she literally made sushi out of worms
>Decided to stream making naan at 4am, and while she was letting the Naan dough rest for 10 minutes she grabbed her streaming laptop and went to a park, climbed a jungle gym and started singing at the top of it
>Asked taka (an indonesian man) to teach her how to cook naan (indian cuisine)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X7Co2VoZLJE [Embed]
>Did a talk show stream where she imitated hiromoot's zatsudans
>Once did eigo-only totsumachi for a straight hour with Nijis who speak broken eigo, resulted with unforgettable moments like "DO YOU RAIKU DONARUDO TORAMPU? I RAIKU DONARUDO TURAMPU"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5e4cVkC-TM [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PX_onUBlv-A [Embed]
>Broke her hand because her fucking microwave fell on it while she was sleeping
>Falling asleep during stream and get 250000 yen Superchat while sleeping
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsMVAqF6EJE [Embed]
>Dislocated her jaw quite often during stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hNC7futCr08 [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqOY37ztns4 [Embed]
>forget to stop stream and sing asshole song live.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqa6GBICHY [Embed]
>Bake a Naan in the middle of collab stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eLHQtDfJ8Is [Embed]
>Clean her mic with a fucking vacuum cleaner. Ended up with her mic got swallowed by vacuum cleaner.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6RcCIAKzoIY [Embed]
>Attempting to embezzle Anycolor funds to make in-game purchases with their account but staff found out and called to stop her
>peed in her friend, Fumi's bathtub. Another member of Nijisanji.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7mZwD-vyaEk [Embed]
>once tried to stream a taste-test for McDonalds' promotional Rice Burger, bought the wrong burger, and then cycled all the way back to McDonalds while streaming her laptop on her bike, interacting with the stream at stop signs and getting stopped by policemen on the way. She ended up audibly dropping the burger and her laptop on the ground after finally buying it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lQ815Wsgs [Embed]
>and the follow up where she actually eats it instead of dropping it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE [Embed]
>have a fight with her little sister live in stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-4uHUczDGoY [Embed]
>asked for 2434 packs of potato chips in a twitter competition and they actually fucking mailed it to... the Anycolor office. So everyone has to help her finish the chips.
https://twitter.com/nekokan_chu/status/1061272090177757184
>forced her manager to stir natto for hours on end during a livestream
>forcibly ending a round during a mahjong tournament, costing another play a win
>made 3 oji-sans (Itou Life, Meika, Gwelu) sing a natto song she made up
>for some reason big youtubers in Japan like Hikakin, Yutapon and some politicians follows her.
https://twitter.com/yousei_ide/status/1356598979526496256
https://twitter.com/taimei1/status/1380503135832010757

How long does she have?

>>5638833
Not long...

>>5638833
Forever. She can not die.

>>5635778
>Placed clothes pins on her nipples during a endurance stream to the point her nipples caught necrosis and nearly lost them
hold up, sauce?

>>5640295
Clothespins on nipples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I21CbgW30CY
Followup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNgxtPdVSjk
And description stolen from leddit:
>She put clothespins on her nipples during her "Endurance stream: I'll have clothespins on my nipples until I reach 200k subs "
>She had ongoing pain, then in her "Taking a bath speedrun" stream some days later she noticed a green liquid came out from one of them. Listeners and management told her to stop being dumb and go to the hospital, so she did.
>She lied to the doctor saying her nipples were bitten by her parrot, but ended up confessing it was a lie, the doctor assumed her boyfriend bit them. She then corrected him that she did it herself, and the doctor thought it was some kind of fetish of hers. She corrected him again saying she did it for her job, thinking this time he will assume she's an Adult Video actress, but the doctor thought she was a TV entertainer he had watched recently. She just went with it and said yes, the doctor then gave a kind lecture about taking better care of her body. If she hadn't gone to the hospital to treat herself, the nipples would have come off after festering.
>So yeah, don't imitate the cat, don't put clothespins in your nipples.

To clarify: She didn't use BDSM nipple clamps. She used ACTUAL clothespins, hence the infection.

>>5640295
it was her 200k endurance/celebration stream, it got banned midway and there's no archive in her channel but she talks about it in some later streams and tweets

>>5640436
>>5640438
holy shit, I knew her from dislocating her jaw multiple times and the nyancat thing but never this
i love her even more

Can't wait for her to re-enact people's cringe moments in 3D

>>5635778
While Nijisanji faggots continue to parade the Cat's embarrassing misfortunes. I will post this reddit image, in hopes of reminding (You) why holochads are better than (You)
Holochads celebrate their chuubas, while you're busy here laughing at this niji liver. I feel sorry for her honestly. Do better nijiniggers.

>>5640436
yike

>trying this hard to falseflag

>>5643608
I just like stinky cat

>>5643608
>numberfag
instantly discarded
embarrassing

sex

She seems like she'd give edging paizuri

>>5643608
Mins of those things are even interesting or funny

>>5644222
*none

>>5643608
Aqua has achieved a lot but she's not the norm for Hololive.
And now that Cover has fired Haachama and Coco has retired, Hololive is on a one way highway to 100% Disneyfication. Enjoy EOP

>>5643608
I know this is probably bait, but Holofags do the same thing with Shien. It's not a celebration of their misfortune, nearly facts and moments to spark interest and get people to watch them.

>>5644497
Most Holofags don't give a shit about the Stars lol.
But they do it with Nene too, so either way it works.

>>5644552
The nenedown/shiendown is funny. This >>5643608 is boring as fuck, which makes sense because anon said it's from reddit.

>>5643608
You stupid falseflagging fuck
I mainly watch Hololive and even I know that Hololive is no better considering we, yes >we, literally have the Shiendown and the Nenedown

>>5643937
Actual achievements vs empty bullet points

>>5644222
Meaningful achievements that can be celebrated. Stop treating your livers like a living joke. You will end up becoming more worse than the average memey holonigger.

>>5644694
If I wanted to watch a chuuba based on how many superchats they got or how many songs they were in that would be silly. I'm here for entertainment not to chase the most popular thing. I'm sorry you can only consume content that makes you numerically superior above everyone else.

>>5644336
I can't wait to visit the Pekoland theme park resort with my family. A Disneyfied holo live sounds exceptionally fun.

>>5644694
nobody here cares about actual achievements anon, (we)'re here for a laugh.
personally i'd like a rundown general highlighting various vtubers and the dumbest shit they've done. nene, noraneko, and shien already have qrd's, kuzuha should probably be next as a manjisanji rep.

>>5644886
What did you expect from an idolfag. They love experiencing their oshi fulfill their dreams. And they most definitely love to celebrate them as well.

>>5645048
Does Kuzuha do retarded stuff?

I can't believe she did a proper politics stream without causing a massive yab. How does she get away with it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFxbcKE89Rc&t=5752s

>>5645617
That's more Gwelu's power than anything.

>>5645133
this is a fraction of the shit he's done:

>an absolute autist when meeting people for the first time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7eZjCiq-8Y
>created the infamous weather deck (as well as the temperature and humidity deck).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjsYvCqbBHg
>so hot he was scouted to be a real life model.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OFAbTvqZgk
>was groomed by the blue oni and is probably banging her right now.
>a member of the cutest vtuber family, dokuzuhonsha (picrel).
>once entered a female-only train carriage because he wasn't paying attention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-49vBho_rJM
>claimed that all guitarists beat women, while playing guitar, then attempted to pin the blame on kanae.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwUa9AqewJY
>insulted the lgbt flag before backtracking after finding out it was the lgbt flag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLCkpEUxmxE

>>5646050
>screaming twitch zoomer got scouted by a modeling agency
Japan is interesting

Imagine the nursing handjobs.

>>5645048
Would a qrd on Hima work? She is kind of a retard.

>>5647308
honhima, hakase, aqua, rene (sugar lyric)... i want qrd's for every retarded vtuber.

>>5647308
There was this video where I saw sunflower talking about a homeless man she used to talk to, he ran out of clothes so she lent him her gym uniform and he got arrested for wearing it. Can't find it at the moment though

>>5645048
Can I have the Nene qrd please. She is a cute wife but I'd like to hear more about her.

>>5648575
I know there is a more updated version somewhere but this is the only one I have saved

>>5643608
I feel embarrassed for you, and I don't have any skin in this game.

>>5635778
How many links, holy shit.

>>5643608
Tribalfagging should be a ban as well.

Retard cat

>>5645048
I want a QRD on Takeshi.

>>5635778
She also brought some mario game to the office and did an off collab with the 2 staff who were supervising her.

And the other time she met Gibara at the office and forced an off collab, which ended up with her throwing her controller at Gibara's stomach.

>>5643608
if not bait, why are you like this
if bait, why are you like this

Cat is streaming
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BIVqrvAlmP4

>>5644694
Yeah >>5635778 reads like actual shit she's done
while >>5643608 reads like a bunch of bullet points "look she is so impressive" 0 impact. Literally none of the things in that image are interesting.

>>5643985
>start getting an uncontrollable delusion of grabbing those ears and jamming her stinky face into my even stinkier crotch
>anime_girl_lightbulb.png
>grab can of deenz, open up. and dab a bit on top of wifebeater
>sniffffff
>never actually smelled catfood, probably close
>start really getting into it
>imagine using her nose to really dig into my clit, her muffled sniffing and mew-moaning reverberating against me
>primo slide grind special
>suddenly feel pelvic spasm
>try to push self down with other hand
>too slow
>crush knuckles between pelvis and bottom of desk
>switch delusion to her biting my hand after forcefully shoving deenz into her mouth
>ride through the pain
3/5, but close to 5/5

>>5670552
Based?

>>5640150
what if a microwave falls on her head

>>5670552
B-Based...

https://youtu.be/wiwuMkEN_wo?t=5830

*cries*

>>5670552
Y-yes

>>5635768
What drugs is she not on?

>>5674793
It's Japan, and I don't think you've never seen people high on the usual suspects if you think she's like that. Not drunk, not weeded out, not amped on coke or addy, and clearly not on ket, shrooms, LSD, etc. Not IRL speculation ofc, just based on streams.
She's probably just open-minded, uninhibited, and casually degenerate. I think a lot of people, girls and guys included, get weirded out when a girl is just like that.

>>5670552
this must be on a different plane of based that my mortal mind cannot comprehend

>>5643608
>4th most superchatted channel of all time
But she's not, she's behind Coco, Rushia, Pekora and Marine and over $100k off 4th place, yet this image mentions things like the Jahy-sama ED that were only announced a few days ago. Why are they lying like this?

>>5671880
She can not die.

>>5644864
Literally who cares if your favorite oshi is the "4th most superchatted of all time" or some garbage like that. It's like saying "has maxed out her 401k" or has the "4th highest tax return this year" like who the hell actually cares? Schizocat is a hero for aquiring over 2000 packs of chips and sharing them with her people and that is something worth "celebrating".

What human food does catfood smell most like anyway?
Pretty sure catfood is quite edible, but I'm not going to waste buying it if I might not stomach it. Generic tuna perhaps?

>>5681887
I don't think it smells like any human food