/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>5628079
a new and better gen will replace them

i want to dislocate her jaw with my monster dong

god, i want to have sex with her

Isn't she mostly a pngtuber who moves less than Anya gets stuck in an ogey face or am I thinking of someone else?

>>5628079
The CEO would have to push her out himself to get her to leave

>>5628079
Booba

I'll marry her and prevent a crime to happen.

>>5628079
(you)'re next.

>>5628079
She will simply forget that she is a streamer and just waltz out of Nijisanji

>>5628135
A new and better agency will hire them.

>>5628079
She's too dumb to quit. She'll keep on streaming even long after Ichikara shuts down.

>>5628079
Run down post it

>>5628930
quick rundown of cat
>Made 2 uber eats drivers race each other
>First she placed two simultaneous order from the same place to see which one of two Uber drivers would delivered first:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_I6643ustM
>Second time the ordered from uber eats and Mcdonalds delivery:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gGbUHxvsY3E
>Third time she ordered from uber eats the went to the story to buy it herself to see if it would be faster:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4sY2SUz44Ag
>Placed clothes pins on her nipples during a endurance stream to the point her nipples caught necrosis and nearly lost them
>Did an endurance stream until 250k where she sang and did flash math at the same time
>Randomly decided to do a stream impersonating Gilzaren III, a chuuba infamous for streaming very infrequently (he was gone for over 3 months) in an attempt to make his channel reach 100k subs, then dragged other people in like Deron and somehow managed to call the real Gilzaren and have a basically inverted totsumachi with him and other people. Her pc crashed/internet disconnected and he was forced to stream on his channel the continuation right as he reached 100k subs
>Hijacked the nyancat relay and sang it for 14 hours straight, leading to kino moments like almost choking trying to eat food
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ntK5v3PsHW4
>Did a cooking stream where she literally made sushi out of worms
>Decided to stream making naan at 4am, and while she was letting the Naan dough rest for 10 minutes she grabbed her streaming laptop and went to a park, climbed a jungle gym and started singing at the top of it
>Asked taka (an indonesian man) to teach her how to cook naan (indian cuisine)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X7Co2VoZLJE
>Did a talk show stream where she imitated hiromoot's zatsudans
>Once did eigo-only totsumachi for a straight hour with Nijis who speak broken eigo, resulted with unforgettable moments like "DO YOU RAIKU DONARUDO TORAMPU? I RAIKU DONARUDO TURAMPU"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5e4cVkC-TM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PX_onUBlv-A
>Broke her hand because her fucking microwave fell on it while she was sleeping
>Falling asleep during stream and get 250000 yen Superchat while sleeping
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsMVAqF6EJE
>Dislocated her jaw quite often during stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hNC7futCr08
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqOY37ztns4
>forget to stop stream and sing asshole song live.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqa6GBICHY
>Bake a Naan in the middle of collab stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eLHQtDfJ8Is
>Clean her mic with a fucking vacuum cleaner. Ended up with her mic got swallowed by vacuum cleaner.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6RcCIAKzoIY
>Attempting to embezzle Anycolor funds to make in-game purchases with their account but staff found out and called to stop her
>peed in her friend, Fumi's bathtub. Another member of Nijisanji.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7mZwD-vyaEk
>once tried to stream a taste-test for McDonalds' promotional Rice Burger, bought the wrong burger, and then cycled all the way back to McDonalds while streaming her laptop on her bike, interacting with the stream at stop signs and getting stopped by policemen on the way. She ended up audibly dropping the burger and her laptop on the ground after finally buying it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lQ815Wsgs
>and the follow up where she actually eats it instead of dropping it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
>have a fight with her little sister live in stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-4uHUczDGoY
>asked for 2434 packs of potato chips in a twitter competition and they actually fucking mailed it to... the Anycolor office. So everyone has to help her finish the chips.
https://twitter.com/nekokan_chu/status/1061272090177757184
>forced her manager to stir natto for hours on end during a livestream
>forcibly ending a round during a mahjong tournament, costing another play a win
>made 3 oji-sans (Itou Life, Meika, Gwelu) sing a natto song she made up
>for some reason big youtubers in Japan like Hikakin, Yutapon and some politicians follows her.
https://twitter.com/yousei_ide/status/1356598979526496256
https://twitter.com/taimei1/status/1380503135832010757

>>5629060
Ah yes, the nijiwhore who has her embarrassing misfortunes being paraded around by nijifags such as yourself. No one cares nijinigga. When this dumb cat graduates and takes her archives along with her. What will YOU have left besides these empty unimpressive bullet points. She barely streams and clippers avoid her like the plague. Shame.

>>5629508
>When this dumb cat graduates and takes her archives along with her.
Could only have been written by an ESL faggot or an illiterate retard (probably the latter).

As expected of holofags

>>5628079
No. She literally can't be killed. Police can't touch her. She can be stupid about international relations without causing a massive incident. She's being protected by politicians who are following her. Japan's biggest YouTubers kneel to her. So will you.

>>5628079
to ride my dick, yes

>>5629567
Damn, the seething here is really unbearable. Jesus, what is with this Unsightly nijicope.

>>5628774
>and prevent a crime to happen
You will die and it probably won't be on purpose.

>>5629060
>forcibly ending a round during a mahjong tournament, costing another player a win
It's also officially recognized by the organizers.
https://twitter.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/1250317938613084161

>>5628079
She's inmune to death. She literally cannot be killed.

Why would she graduate when content comes easy for her? It doesn't revolve around permissions like the ones that quit

>>5634086
All nijiwhores will quit soon, only Cover has what it takes to keep women obidient

This bait is too weak. Come on now.

this guy just ignored like 2 holos being mia and one quitting soon

>>5628079
Give me back my tears

Why wont her manager fix her wifi!!!!

>>5630063
No, she will ride mine and break it in several places

>>5634500
Her manager is busy being forced to make natto 24/7

Noraneko will outlive Nijisanji.
Even if she had a graduation stream, one day she'd just go live again unannounced like nothing happened.

>>5634811
Gosh, that would be so kino

She'll only leave once she succeeds in destroying Enikara.

do a better one next time really...

>>5629508
>She barely streams
Kek but that's her charm faggot, i will even bet that she leave niji unannounced

Stray cat for a reason she does what she wants and owns it

>>5636210
But she already destroyed Onecolor...

>>5640178
And that wasn't enough