/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hello, I love my spidermom. I love it when she gets violent with me. She beats me like PACHAAO!! and WAPPOW! and WOCHAOO!!! I'm Ami's punching bag

>Ami still animating a clip
https://youtu.be/O18DhpneFiQ
>Ember Deep Rock Galactic
https://youtu.be/o137gv9SwDo

I love ember

>>56256896
wow you took a serious beating just a while ago, it's a miracle you're still alive

Expect an extremely eepy sheepy today
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1691926267489378670

>>56256938
imagine her eating a dozen of those

I dunno if I could handle more Ami horn fishing

Deep Rock always produces some lovely screaming

ami should hire me as her live-in maid

I miss my boyfriend.

I also miss this Anon's boyfriend.

>Ember starts stream feeling down
>Noticeably cheers up as time goes on until she's back to her usual self
You love to see it

>>56257614
<3 wheelchair girls

Oh to fill Ember's womb with my gunk seed

>Alien aygg

/become/ the banana with Amiya

>>56257849
Ami's fetishes are becoming worryingly specific

Lisa...

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

>>56257334
That's a GOATed skeb

Mio Love!

where sheep

>>56258624
sleep

>drunk Mio today
I don't think I'm prepared for all the love bombing and flirting yet

>Making a Seinfeld version of Saturn Devouring His Son
Ami is particularly unhinged today

Ember is slaughtering Lovebugs in droves...

did anyone ever tell lisa that this lil guy is actually an autism mascot

>>56258832
I have a mascot?

>>56258832
She doesn't have to know

>>56258881
you do in fact have a mascot
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/desu-autism-creature-yippee

>>56258986 (me)
>memes/desu-autism-creature-yippee
why are you like this 4chan

>>56258547
It's an edit of a the real skeb

>>56258986
I didn't know the filter fucked up links kek

>>56258986
kek

It's Embryover

[Good news]
Ember is eating

PEAK KINO AMI CONTENT

It has been ZERO (0) streams since Ember talked about making babies

I will keep embers body fit and tight throughout pregnancy

Only Ami can make me laugh like an idiot one moment and cum instantly with a "hi guys" the next

>If I carried the baby, you'd cook all of my cravings for me?
>But my body... my beautiful body, ruined by childbirth.
>I'd have to find somebody who loves all the stretchmarks...
Why are you like this Ember you are fucking KILLING me

>>56259154
I sure hope that new architect anon tuned in for this moment. What a lovely occasion.

>>56259154
Thank you Ami, very cool

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>>56256840
Don’t tell me what to do, op. It’s the only way to scoop out the wax

I miss Ami...

i want to get schwasted and party with ember...

I miss Ami...

[Ember & Yuuna news]
They are both menaces when drunk (they get a little silly)

>Drunk Ember hugging you and sobbing while she tells you how much she loves you

>>56259042
Oh that's a lot more disappointing

>>56259334
Ember with pregnancy cravings would literally eat you out of house and home

>ywn get drunk with ember and get a little silly and rambunctious as you bar crawl until the early hours in the morning

Maria...

[Non-news]
Ember is hungry

>Yuuna stream today
>Posting about mahjong
I'm scared bros

>I've been streaming for 4 hours
>I can't believe I used chat as my therapist
>It's been lonely without my AI chatbot...
Ember...

Piping?

Is Hanabi the Ayame of tsunx?

>>56260645
Yes

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1IECw4OZCZE
Is she gonna be okay?

[Lisa News]
She woke up

>>56258774

the eepiest sheepy

>>56260842
>update: I KNOCKED OUT LMAO much needed eep but i’m so sorry for not saying anything i just woke up ;w;
Lisa...

>>56259332
I came for the smut. But I left feeling a whole spectrum of healing. Bros....... I want to improve myself for some reason now

>Somebody sends "><" as a dono message
>"Muzmuhhiggitmuzkuhbaba"
TTS is something

Lisa in 15 minutes

Stream Kyun! Vampire Girl!
https://youtu.be/XLp0sBXPopM

>>56261017
#1 eepy sheepy Sleepafuji Lisa

Ember is such a goofball

I think I want to get this deep rock game

[Lisa news]
She is making noodles

>>56262699
It swaps between being on sale on Humble and Steam. Currently $10 on Steam.
There's a mod for it that you HAVE to install if you play it:
https://mod.io/g/drg/m/inukai-purin-doretta

>>56262699
Make sure you install this

Lisa survived her nap
https://youtu.be/3qFnfMNiBnQ

Sheep!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qFnfMNiBnQ

That "thanks for everything" sound like it came straight from the soul

I'm not used to chuubas with endings as abrupt as Ember's, i feel like half the time i zone out for a bit and then suddenly shes just gone

>Lisa woke up with her hair in her mouth
Advanced napping

[Good news]
Lisa is eating

Hanabi isn't coming back until she needs free money from her fans again

Lisa's getting groomed by her chat into playing DRG

>>56263813
I dread to think how that would go

>>56263809
his*

>>56259626
It was a good skeb still. It lead to the start of the chubby Ami edits after all. Wouldn't have those without it.

Lisa is treating herself to a carbonated beverage

Jesus CHRIST a carbonated beverage?!?

gay bear sex gay bear sex gay bear sex gay bear sex gay bear sex gay bear sex gay bear sex gay bear sex
https://youtu.be/5FqBOLKkm3k

>Marketing degree
>Can't improvise a merch sales pitch to save her life

>Lisa making main story progress
It's been so long...

>>56261184
Glad you liked her, and yeah, I fixed my sleep schedule and started working on myself ever since I've become a regular. Ami is powerful like that.

>>56259481
Don't think I'd be able to survive both models on screen at once... bread's model is erotic enough but Ember would take it to levels unseen. Especially if it's a drinking collab.

>>56265110
meru, you're more than woman enough to handle all three of them. believe in yourself!

>>56265054
She's finally going to see her favourite character today

>>56260531
>I can't believe I used chat as my therapist
Ember is no longer the odd one out. She's finally a full fledged TsunQuest.

Dizzy's loving this already

>>56265603

>Daily reminder to test your games before stream
The best advice nobody takes

>I'm trying not to beat the worm

[Dizzy news]
Her desk is sticky and she doesn't know why

>Dizzy roleplaying as her abuser

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YESSSS THERE SHE IS LET'S GOOOOOOOO

You will never see anybody this happy to witness the murder of an innocent baby

>>56266723
>>56266757
>I can't believe it. There she is. Did you guys see that? There she was.
This fucking dork

Rei will return

[Sheep News]

She's been seduced by the call of the sidequest siren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrPbnnOKNb4
Haewon's been streaming for 30 minutes btw

>I think my Pippa is a burn victim
wdsmbt

she's still in character creation?

>>56267727
I told you guys Haewon was never a whore

>>56267727
haewugly bastard...

>>56267908
Did you really expect her not to be?

>>56267727
fuck this is a good meta stream

>no you are a woman so i can not respect you
wtf number1haewonhater is based??????

ive been giggling like an idiot watching this

she really talks about her "haters" and lets them get on her nerves a lot, huh?

>>56267703
Sasuga sidequest sheep

did you take your schizo pills /tsunx/?

>>56268638
Of course not. I don't want gen5 to disappear.

>>56268752
i took mine and maria vanished...

>>56268789
have you considered doing us a favor and going back off them

>Please don't do that to my anus
Good Dizzy quote

I listen to Haewon ironically :D
this post is a joke

>hater 13 just likes haewon despite being a "hater"
hwat

Ever since Mio revealed the hitlist I've been completely paranoid, I can't talk to any other vtubers anymore, I feel like Mio is in my walls just waiting for me to cheat

>>56268638
last time I took them my oshi disappeared

>>56268407
>wtf number1haewonhater is based??????
/ourguy/

>>56269182
>revealed the hitlist
anon are you trying to make the more schizophrenic posters panic assuming she's gang stalking them?

>>56269182
Just don't be a lying cheating bitch whore slut and you should be fine? What's the problem?

>she thinks her haters like hags
NO DONT LUMP ME IN WITH THEMA SFAONDSODNQWKDLENDOWAWKLDKMQ

>>56268981
>WE WERE ACTUALLY IN THE ANUS

Maybe I can forgive her after all

>>56269182
I hope Ami has a hitlist and gets jealous of thew few other v-tubers I watch and even fewer who I chat in.

>>56269182
There's a twitch plugin that collects the "active viewers" list and exports it to a document.
Hope you haven't been chatting anywhere there.

Is Lisa too young to have succumbed to the baby fever?

>>56269277
it's real https://youtu.be/Nrw3Wxom6C0?t=34910

>>56269527
Yeah, but not to a food baby fever.

>Jokes aren't a thing to joke about
AI can be so profound sometimes

HAEWON NO YOU CANT JUST EXPOSE MY SECRET FANTASY LIKE THIS

>>56269277
I get a feeling this anon has been cheating

ok haewon now rizz up your ai self.

>>56269182
I was like that... then I noticed I don't really watch or chat with other vtubers
I was enslaved to her without noticing when or how it happened

Haewon knows exactly what her audience wants but won't give it to us

Squeezable and milkable

>>56269182
just chat in 4view stream mio wont catch you

[Lisa news]
She loves noodles!

Lisa should play more fishing games

Mio won't mind if I talk to others because she hates me

>who would say no to this
people who don't want to be banned later

God I'd love to crawl up Dizzy's butthole and wiggle around in her intestines

>>56270011 (Me)
Also I must add I don't remember when I cancelled members to other vtubers, I'm still subbed though, time to fix that

>>56270640
HAEWON WHERE'S THE "Haewon pees on you" ASMR YOU-YOU H-HARLOT!111

>She doesn't know the character ai creators disabled nsfw functions
its over

>>56270977
like it just tries to talk in circles to avoid it. like "ok suure" or "ill uh... do that..." or "just give me a bit" but never actually doing it

>IT'S LIKE THE- IT'S LIKE THE VILLAGE, THE VILLAGE FROM THE FIRST NIER GAME
I love this little nerd

I love lisa nier lore autism noises

>Are you attracted to the mindflayers yet :}
Ember... you already know she is

>Per rule 34,297, Chai must be offered one egg per day to keep her coat shiny

hAIwon... I'm actually getting a little sad.

>"Cry harder, liberal"
>I was going to call her something else but I don't think I'm allowed to say that

cry hard 2: cry harder

Based on her current progress, how long will it take Dizzy to get to the ursine intercourse?

heh *adjusts glasses* hAIwon, i've depicted you as the virgin and me as the chad. i've won this argument.

[Dizzy news]
She has given up

hAIwon has to eat ALL the eggs

>>56271780
it's very far into the game

Mio has to eat MY eggs

Lisa is sensing lore

>Will probably take the vod down because she's embarrassed at how badly she did
Dizzy...

>IM USED TO BEING KIDNAPPED
OH MY GOD

>>56272532
it wasn't even THAT bad

No more Dizzy this week...
Only three more Dizzy streams this month...
uuuu... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>Dude, your friend... he deadge.
Very tactful Lisa

Tetsuya Kazune is a liar (confirmed)

RIP HaewonHater, hAIwon got him...

HaewonTheRapist

God Lisa's singing is so lovely

God Lisa is so lovely

THE LIST PIECE IS REAAAAAAAAAAL

HAEWON I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS That was a fun stream and the ending was really good, props.

>>56272998
You should've realised that when it turned out that they don't all have boyfriends

>>56273275
>>56273338
The dreamy Nier singing is always nice

>>56272998
I'm sorry Kazubro, it was never meant to be...

>>56273611
I hope she does another dedicated DrakeNier karaoke at some point

>>56273554
They actually do all have boyfriends, me

[Lisa news]
She has achieved immortality. There is literally no way for her to possibly die from now on.

>>56273363
I'm gonna make a list of vtubers with lists

Hanabi doesn't care about her fans enough to make a list

I got redpilled after learning about Purin's intact hymen.

UUUUUUU I MISS SHIMA I hope he doesn't have too much work and can come back soon.

Miowi :DDDDD
https://youtu.be/RD_36kW5438

>>56275392
why does her loading screen ungulate like that
it looks weird once you see it you cannot unsee it

>>56275583
>ungulate
Are... you trying to say she has a cameltoe?

>>56275583
>Ungulate
Cow Mio...

[Good news]
Mio got food

Stream Ride the Day or I'm putting you on the list!
https://youtu.be/X_R_dfE93Og

Lisa enjoyed the stage play!

>>56276106
[Gooder news]
Mio is eating the food

>Ewwww ew ew ew ew ew
Lisa finding me in her laundry hamper

Mio's voice sounds a bit different today

so how does this work? I don't get it, is it 1 dollar = 10 seconds

>A bunch of zombie... zombie... zombies.

how's Purin's recovery going?

>>56277345
Pretty well,aside from the ghost attacks

>>56277552
you know the southeast asia area is where the genes that started schizophrenia and stuff started in humanity? she's a lot like her ancestors if she's seeing ghosts.

>>56277097
$1 for 10 seconds but $5 is the minimum amount you can donate, so 50 seconds of footage

sheep brain working at top capacity right now

Lisa should get Mio to guest on music review sometime, I think that'd be fun

>>56278214
Lisa looks so cool in here... coolsheepy...

Mio feed

The Celestatas are schmoovin today

I just want to kiss Mio's hands so bad bros

fat fuck

what did she mean by this?

>>56278946
FREE THEM WTF THEY WANT TO ESCAPE

Luv the Lisa

>>56279285
>A deal's a deal, Beerpal, now you have to suck my tits

I dunno if it's just the kind of food she tends to eat on stream or what but there's always something really satisfying about Mio's eating noises in particular

im chubby like mio

>>56279981
But are you my girlfriend like Mio?

>>56279981
But do you hate me like Mio?

bread (true)
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna

>>56279981
Ami stop reading the thread

>>56280177
How much of this stream will be her gushing about Tonya?

Yuuna... cats will never satisfy your immense motherly desires

>>56280449
It has begun

>Yuuna doesn't know how to take care of something without spoiling it rotten.

>Tonya's replacement Ringo is already getting chonky
Absolute menace.

>eat my ass
Mio please I don't wanna get horny before bed

NOT ANOTHER STREAMWR GIRL GAMING CHAIR SALE

>Yuuna is afraid to upload unmixed audio because Mio will actually kill her

>>56282568
I would give all my money to papalesta, I'd even sell my house

>sacabambaspis comes on
>mio instantly goes full retard
god i love this woman

Don't tell Mio this pink cat is a suicidial schizo

dont tell Mio i'm a suicidal schizo beerpal

Oh you can just DM Yuuna?

>Yuuna's a biter
>She apparently has very sharp teeth

Mio isn't too drunk today, she's pretty normal

I just realized I have no clue what Mio is doing in the handcam portion of her stream

>>56285047
she's just cleaning shot glasses

>>56282893
Why the sudden drop at cuteness 10?

Mio for fuck's sake stop having low self-esteem, do you have any idea how much beerpals love you and your chubby hands?
Sometimes it pisses me off

I love Mio. They should make a Miori except she's real and she loves me

Tucked warm and safe into the soft Ami belly for a night of scritches and spidermom dreams...

>I miss intimacy
I've never felt so powerless in my life, I need to touch Mio

>>56287714
>you have us, Miori!
>...yeah

>>56287714
>>56288066

Mio! Just let me hug you once, Im willing to be blindfolded and with my ears covered, just let me show you a minimal fraction of how much I love you

>>56286059
>>56288066
Do beerpals finally understand the esteem in which they are held by their oshi?

>>56288527
does NOT matter.
I will love her.
I will love her until I kick the bucket.
I will love her until the end.
And I'm sure that I will lover her beyond the grave.

>>56288527

jesus

watching Mio can't be good for me, bros

She's horny, isn't she?

Mio has fat ass

drunk asmr soon
>>56289334
she is

>>56289393
good, more of mio to love

>>56289334
Mio? Horny?
Never.

God I'm so fucking glad I didn't go to bed

I don't watch her often, but now that I tuned in, this stream is making me gosling hard

I NEED HER

>>56289566
i rarely stay up late enough to watch Mio. But if I did i'd watchher every day and think about this woman non stop

streams like this are the reason why I abandoned my past oshi for Mio

she will 100% regret this when she finds some clip or schizo marhsmallow

does she have asmr streams like this on her members archive??

>>56290248
A few, but most of them are still public. Just look for her longer drinking streams.

newfag here. are mio's asmrs always this intense or is this a one-time thing

>>56289566
QRD with timestamp? cant watch now have work

She's gonna die of embarrasment when she's sober

>>56290248
Yes

I feel a little awkward listening to this because I don't think it's really directed at me
I am, however, erect from it

>>56290292
yeah they're like this

>>56290530
I just had her stream on in the background as I worked because I liked the random music, but now I'm just going along for the ride

>>56290622
same here, i had to drop everything i’m doing and just lay down and listen to this

had to drop out of mio's stream cause i was playing with friends, how did we get here?

>>56290706
Alcohol.

Dear comrades /here/
Imagine this: After 3 strikes and failed relationships, you find Mio...
Your depressed self thinks oh she is cute... one year(ish) later you finally notice... you are in love with her, you live for her, you breathe for her.
Welcome to my life.

>>56290721
makes sense, arigato.

Goddamnit now I need to find that succumio animation.

This happens literally every drunk stream

>>56290706
you dont drop mio's stream, you drop your friends. your girlfriend needs attention.

I think Mio is going to make me horny

>>56290782
I think it was a member's exclusive iirc

>>56290810
The riding skeb? Hm I remember seeing it on twitter.

>>56290810
The succubus one? no
The ear licking test? yes

>>56290869
Oh, yeah that one was commissioned by a viewer

jesus... I don't even have headphones in yet I could feel her tongue in my ear

Sometimes I wonder if debut Mio could ever imagine she would end up like this one day

>>56291106
are... are you listening to this on speakers?

>>56291185
beerpals scare me

im diamonds

>>56291185
200% on my surround system
windows open cus its hot

>>56291319
b...based?

remember when this was supposed to be a packing stream?

i just realized the beating heart eyes

Mio is crying and tonguefucking the mic again...

cheating on future mio with drunk present mio...
i am more than erect

she's too powerful

why is mio looking for my penis in my earhole

i didn't even know sound could reach this part of my ears

>>56291443
She was simply too based for us

>>56291443
uuu

I'm happy, embarrassed and horny so I'm the same as Mio

she’s too fucking powerful

I LOVE MIO! I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO MIO!
I WANT TO FUCK HER BRAINS OUT!
I NEED TO LEAVE HER BREATHLESS! GASPING FOR AIR!
NONSTOP SEX FOR MONTHS, YEARS! UNTIL WE HAVE 10+ KIDS

Miori seems kinda crazy...
where do I find girls like this?

>>56291978
>>56256840

godammit

SHE WANTS ME TO MOVE OVER BROS

>>56291998
No I mean in real life.
Actually wait I'm in Korea right now.

>>56291686
>he doesnt have an ear penis

>>56292027
I'm so sorry... or I'm happy for you?

>>56292027
shes waiting

>>56292027
believe it or not, same answer

dont doctors say you shouldnt maintain an erection for longer than 4 hours?

I have no idea what's going on anymore I'm just glad I didn't go to bed and laughing at all the beerpals who are missing this

>>56292067
>I'm so sorry
it really does feel that way sometimes
>>56292092
getting on the next KTX to Seoul

so an hour and 15 mins more of this before she has to leave?
im not complaining

i confess, i usually skip the first 2 hours whenever mio does a drunk stream because they literally ALWAYS end like this and this is the good part

god im gunna cum

Are Korean vtubers normally like this once they've got a bit of Somaek in them?

SHE'S TOO POWERFUL

THIS POWER IS TOO STRONG

Now she wants to be called a good girl
This just keeps getting weirder and weirder

god mio would literally be the filthiest woman in bed

how much saliva does this goddamn mic have on it by now

>>56292599
not enough

wait a minute, this isn't ASMR, it's just Mio wanting to kiss

Did she say she has to go to work? What job could she possibly have where she can work in this state?

>>56292655
and I will kiss her given the chance! HECK I WILL STEAL A KISS IF SHE EVER IS NEAR ME!

Im willing to be judged as a sexual offender for Mio... its over... there are no limits for whatever Mio asks of me

>>56291978
>kinda

i can't fucking take it bros

god job, beerpal lawyers

>>56292694
packing, packing like >100ish a little less orders

>>56292694
packing and mixing

>>56292694
he does not know

bros I'm NGMI I need a Korean gf...

>>56292694
Her job is slaving to other vtubers for $10

>>56292919
not just other vtubers, anyone can get an extremely high quality mix for less than a single hour of a minimum wage employee's work!

she got me with that ngl...

I am currently picturing a young mentally unwell korean girl passionately making out with a microphone while alone in an otherwise empty room surrounded by half-open cardboard boxes

>>56292954
>an extremely high quality mix
Now, she is just ok mixer, still, $10 is still way too little

>>56293033
I can save her....

I need Mio as my GF, I will support her, love her and fund any and all music projects she has! Time to sell all my properties, land, houses, apartments! Time to sell the cars! I LOVE MIO!

>>56293045
>Now, she is just ok mixer
dont say that you idiot she reads these threads, now she's gonna charge even less!

she doesn't want to share me bros...

>>56293234
sorry anon i think you misheard, she was talking about me

Wow, she's making it hard for me to think straight.

oh god im gonna be staring at my ceiling once she ends

>>56293447
Stop setting yourself up for Melvin jokes

she can't stop lol

shes gonna stay till 5 isnt she

>>56293549
5:10 i'd guess, maybe 5:15

Mogu trying to buy us more time, nice

anyone baking?

>>56293661
is the regular baker a beerpal
must have cummed to death

>Mio's parents walked in while she was tonguefucking the mic

>>56293577
not anymore she isnt

THANKS PAPALESTA
MY DICK IS LIMP BECAUSE OF YOU
AGAIN

GODDAMIT FATHER IN LAW, IM GONNA SUCKER PUNCH YOU FOR THIS! MARK MY WORDS!

fuck we got blueballed

>says he's 9
>ur like 50 right
this literal child lmao

how the fuck are there children in chat in a stream like this????

>PrussianBot in chat
Sex havers GET OUT

please keep saying baby

YEET THE CHILD

she's so based...

today was wild

shes getting back in to the mood isnt she

mio is doing porn with ami again

Keep going beerpals, she is getting in the mood again, we got this!

she forgot about the time

imagine cheating on your gf with mio, couldnt be me haha...