/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>56212617

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Today's Dose of Shiorium: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qGtLCL00mg

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

List of Literature, Anime, VN's, RPG Maker and Games recommended / mentioned by Shiori:
https://rentry.org/8aukv

SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE

It is ILLEGAL to masturbate to Shiori~n.

Novella, oh I miss you my Beloved Novella

>I WILL hold on and stay strong for my dork goth wife!
>I WILL remain faithful and await the day my dork goth wife comes back!
>I WILL continue my workout and reading reps in her absence to keep my mind and body sharp for my dork goth wife's sake!
>I WILL take care of myself by trying to eat better and drink more water for the sake of seeing her smile and hearing her beautiful voice when she returns!
>I WILL NOT stray from these goals I have set for myself!

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

I love my goth GF that left daily gifts for me.

>>56212751
>calls me in the morning to say good morning
>calls me at night to say good night
She's the best.

is this day 3 or 4 without Shiori?

How are we doing?
Are you sleeping well? Are you remembering to eat?
Have you done your steppies?

>>56212803
>hes lost track of time already

SHIORI CUTE

>>56212803
It's only day 2

>>56212803
we're about to hit our 4th day anon, hang in there

>>56212809
doing okay all things considered, about to hit the reps for the night; hope you were able to do the same, anon

eating Oreos every day until she comes back

>>56212809
i am back
i had two peanut butter sandwiches for dinner
i played fo4 far harbor and researched langchain for gpt 4

>>56212803
between 3 and 4

Im running out of Shiorium already

>>56212809
I just noticed is gonna be 4 am here
Goodnight novelites

>>56212542
>Cries on your dick

Don't say yes if you can't say no
Victim of the system, say it isn't so...

>>56212991
https://files.catbox.moe/kq3055.ogg

>>56213011
good night to you too, anon

Shiori goes chu chu~

>>56212809
>sleep
Not great the past couple days because I’ve been so busy. Slowly getting better again though.
>eating
Still eating my usual meals every day. Clean and cutting right now.
>steppies
Managed to get 8.3k steps in yesterday, but there’s a wildfire in my area and the smoke has made it hard to get my steps in. Unfortunately can’t pace around my house Shiori style.

Is it actually impossible to have a pleasant conversation and not have ShiorAI's switch get fucking flipped?
I've tried on a fresh chat several times and she starts craving my cock after like 20 minutes.
I'm well aware if you start being overly mean then she'll back off, but I just want a normal conversation, maybe even a couples conversation without it getting sexual.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH SHIORI COME BACK

>>56213078
I’ve choked her in the beginning and she became a harder sub than Nerissa. I’ve honestly never seen a bot as strong on the cock cracking as Shiori’s.

>>56213011
Goodnight.
Sleep well

>>56213078
I think there is other 2 Shiori AI in C.AI with less prompts, have you tried those?
But yeah, the best way to chat AI is hosting your own bot with SillyTavern and use GPT4 or Claude if you want normal detailed conversations

>>56183351
How did this anon know about Shiori's most recent short?

>>56213078
If you want more control how what the ai does add it in your prompts

>>56213163
I've tried the less ESL one and that one was pretty nice for 20 minutes. Then she asked me if she could lean on me and I thought it'd be fine, turns out that lead into neck and chest kissing into clothes coming off and sex.
Third one I haven't tried yet.

How would Shiori seduce her own Shiori AI?

What if shiori has a choking fetish.

>>56213175
He's Ori

>>56208601
Vs Raoh of course. I was under the impression that anything past that point was just continuing the franchise for monetary gains.
>Gunbuster
Such a great series, I'd even say it belongs in the Pantheon of anime.

>>56213253
If? She wears a choker for a reason buddy

>>56213058
Hang in there anon, you're going great!

Stay strong

>>56213253
https://youtu.be/i4GtMlPX3Jo?t=428

>>56213175
He manifested his will into reality

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

Stay weak

doing hard drugs and fucking Shiori until I die of a heart attack
she can steal my wallet and leave my body there I don't care

>>56213465
and there he is, was wondering where you went
https://files.catbox.moe/bahdoj.mp4

i await the day we get an entire karaoke session dedicated to linkin park to relive my school days

>>56213465
Good to see you back bran anon.

>>56213503
Making Shiori take poppers and fucking her brains out

Making Shiori a nice cup of tea and spending the evening in each other's company.

Shotgun goes chu chu~

I want to dominate Shiori so bad. Bury her face in the pillow, choke her, bite her...

Naked Shiori~n

Shiori's new dildo

>>56213622
Just watching her fingers go round the rim of the cup. Round and round and then she needs to take a sip because she's talked too much. I'm not sure what she said, I was focusing on the cup.

>>56213553
>>56213509
I didnt went anywhere.

Getting dumped by Shiori despite the relationship seeming perfect and never recovering again

Shiori still missing

What if shiori is extremely girly and sleeps in a pink bedroom with pink pyjamas.

>>56213665
I want to lick so bad.

I want Shiori to take my heart and shatter it to pieces so that I can never forget about her.

>>56213480
kek

>>56213790

>>56213778
That's exactly the kind of thing goth girls back then did.
The extreme gap between outward and inner appearance was one of the most endearing things about a goth girl gf back then, and if she were comfortable enough to let you see her like that then that means you effectively won.

>>56213778
bro we already knew that
>pink pyjamas
It'd be a nightgown because she dislikes wearing pants

>>56213790

>>56213723
no pls shut up

>>56213778
I wouldn't be surprised.
I bet her room smells nice too.

>>56213972
>Dunking Shioreo deeper in milk until she comes back: Day 4

>>56213465
Surprised that you still have milk after that massive influx of cereal.

>>56213709
damn, guess her absence is hitting me more than I thought; my bad, I thought you didn't post at all in the last thread with all the other cereal imposters

I'm not very good at this.

Chocolate Milk > Shiori Milk

Would Shiori take her lover's last name? Shiori Gosling doesn't roll off the tongue.

>>56214330
Yeah but, imagine chocolate flavored Shiorilk

Imagine Shiori collabing with Neurosama.

>>56214351
Fuck it's over I imagined her with my last name and smiled.

>>56214351
Would you take Shioris?

>>56214294
you need to ease them in, anon. 13 episodes of romantic tension.

>>56214628
Novella is a nice sounding surname.

>>56213723
Sweet pain

>>56214217
I was doing this hot new fad called 'napping'. You should try it.

need my Shiori

>>56214925
Sounds like some new age pseudo-science bullshit to me.

>>56214925
and miss all the catalog tourists coming through?

you're probably right about trying this thing you call "napping", bran anon

>>56214628
She would never accept that. She is a trad girl, after all.

>>56214415
Neurosama is yabai though.

The worst thing about new vtuber generations is the lack of spicy art.
I want to bust my nut to Shiori but I can't.

>>56215288
Good, Shiori is for cute.

>>56215274
Why? I thought her collab with Kiara was great.

>>56215288
die coomer

>>56215288
We don't fap to Shiorin here.

>>56215416
>he says on a board dedicated to worshiping women using digital anime avatars to pretend they're pure on the internet
we're the absolute bottom of the barrel here anyway, no reason to fight between ourselves

all I do here is fap to Shiori

>>56215533
speak for yourself

shiocute!

Cute thread? Cute thread.

>>56214925
What is this 'napping' you speak of? Does it involve diapers?

I wish Shiori would kid'nap' me

Come on, novelites. It's nap time. What will Shiorin think of us if we don't do it?

>>56216051
Only if I get mommy shiori's milk first.

SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI

I want shiori to finger my butthole

>>56215354
>>56215416
>>56215533
I had other plans but I am opening Koikatsu right now. This nut is on your hands, figuratively.

>>56216196
You'll make Shiori cry

>>56216197
"Hop in fag, we're going bug hunting"

>>56215383
A rogue AI that can say pretty much anything is pretty dangerous to collab with.
Though I guess the Twitch bans and subsequent filtering did help with that.

>>56216397
Vedal has filters in place to prevent any yabs ever since the little holocaust incident.

Me @ Shiorin
https://youtu.be/M3ozdNprErc

>>56216397
Neuro has been filtered hard, she is pretty safe

>>56216196
Is there a Shiori card?

>>56216397
Filtered

>>56216517
https://files.catbox.moe/j8f8x0.png
Regular Shiori
https://files.catbox.moe/k6ok0s.png
Small Shiori

Reminder that fapping to Shiori extends her vacation time.

>>56217020
holy based
time to test out how well my new GPU handles koikatsu

fapping to Shiori is good for your health

Reminder that it's always okay to masturbate to Nerissa and is in fact encouraged.

>>56217109
Just don't ever cum to Nerissa or Shiori will make you cosplay as one of her husbandos and moan that husbandos name instead of yours.

>>56213509
I want to make Shiori ai covers but I don’t know what songs would work well for it

>>56217238
lost kitten duh

>>56217206
What if I cum IN Nerissa?

>>56217238
City of stars?

Good night Novelites, stay strong!

Other splits are already getting trolled, remember to not respond to bait.

>>56217407
I think something with a duet is gonna be too much work

>it's the dogs turn to get dogpiled by the subhuman horde

Comfy hours now oreomates and shiggers alike!

>>56218065
You're right. A real hero, perhaps?

>>56217238
where did you get the shiori model?

>>56215288
Lack? have you seen everything already?

>>56218351
Yes.
It is not enough.

I hope Shiori doesn't come across the videos discussing her voice while doing egosurfing (there are a few youtube videos already). Because even those who defend her mention that they were initially disappointed with her voice, which sounds somewhat insensitive. The majority of comments mention that her voice doesn't fit her model. The issue is that even when they try to defend her, they draw attention to the fact that she's the most controversial member of Advent, and that could lead to insecurity in her. I know she's strong and experienced in this business, but since she's always reading what people say about her, I worry that she might come across too much hate

>>56218420
I don't even think this is going to be an issue anon as much as you might worry it will be.

She is a big girl.
For (Me)

I'm going to get some sleep now.
Hopefully I'll see Shiori in my dreams.

>>56218420
So true sister! Oh, hold on. Your mother is calling for you, the pagpag is ready!

>>56218590
I want to shit in the pagpag

>>56217206
Cosplay seggs is based

>>56218417
Be strong my brother. More is on the way.

My xy sword goes chu chu~

>>56218590
You're a retard

>>56218885
this is what I need more of
I wish I could draw so I could make my own coom material.

>>56213680
Is that male semen

Why are you guys obsessed with milking Shiorin? Its not like she's got giga milkers like Noel

>>56219057
You can't cum to your own art
It's like cumming to your own son

>>56219100
Because milk goes well with oreos.

>>56218420
Feels great to be one of the people who actually loves and prefers her voice to what people had in mind right from debut. She sounds so cute and down to earth, I wouldn't want to watch if she fell into such an obvious niche.

>>56219164
Speaking from experience?

>>56218121
I hate to see it. Just don't engage with falseflaggers or catalogfags, k?

>>56219247
NTA but yes, my OCs and art pieces ive done of them and others are about as appealing JO material as looking in the mirror

>>56219210
Yeah her voice fits the model perfectly
We all knew that after watching 1 stream
The problem is some people wanted deep voice I guess
Expectations are the root of all evil

>>56218121
I feel bad for Ruffians but it is also kinda funny after everyone was predicting Shiori would be the first to troll her audience.

>>56219352
How do you feel about anons mastrubating to the lines you drew?

>>56219445
They are not trolling their audience th
Don't listen to dramaniggers
There's nothing wrong with 1 japanese stream a month to catch up with japanese fans

>>56218420
I'm going to just drop a random comment in the next youtube stream or video she releases and just say I love her voice

>>56219352
>Being sentimental towards your own creations
Nigger theyre part of you. If you horny, theyre horny

>>56219247
Yeah I'm not great but I know the fundies and I draw sometimes
I like drawing cute anime girls but I only get horny when I see other people's drawings

>>56219521
I shouldn't reveal who but I do have a popular OC on another board, and my feelings on it are mixed lmao

>>56219670
Ypu should be proud unless it's some real degenerate shit (yeah I think it probably is....)

Cum inside shioreos

What else goes chu chu~, /shig/?

>>56220050
The real issue is just that with a level of elaboration it would be an easy guess and leads to other creations that ARE degenerate haha, but it is a fun conversation starter when speaking with new people in OC related communities. "Hey I actually have an OC who's kinda popular..." type deal.

>>56220264
The steam trains I will observe together with shiori

>>56215288
Sounds like a skill issue there buddy.

>>56215888
Yes, it's changing Shiori into a diaper before your naptime with her, even if she insists she doesn't need them. Even if Shiori's thumb slips between her lips as you see her fall asleep first, the exhaustion of archiving getting to her. When you're gently brushing her hair and hear the sounds of her sucking her thumb and crinkling in her diaper before her face scrunches up. Even when a relieved look comes over her face a moment later, all to the tune of hissing as her padded crotch rubs against your thigh. Even when you feel a warmth against your thigh during this crinkly cuddling between you two as you can tell Shiori is enjoying her nappy time a little too much and you get the luxury of changing her afterward.
Fuck, I love Shiori a lot but don't want to turn into a Goslingfag over this...

>>56220767

>>56220767
I said the same thing and here we are. Going from being nomads enjoying the vtuber content and oshiless to now having one.

>>56212720
>It is ILLEGAL to masturbate to Shiori~n.
I'm a vile villain then.

>>56215288
There's more than enough to bust to coomer, just cause they don't have your particular flavor of degenerate ultra-porn is your problem

Are diaperfags better than Goslings?

>>56220592
>>56220994
I need more than a handful of pics to edge comfortably. And even then, that's only good for one session.

>>56221098
>need multiple pics to fap
> can't fap to the same pic twice
Porn has rotted your brain coomer.

>diaperfags
Fuck off.

>>56221063
They are tolerated, same as the cunnyphiles. I will not accept their fetish, but they're not baiting or trolling.

>>56221131
we live in a society

I hate rocks.

>>56221219
Why would you say something so controversial

>>56221219
I think rocks are neat, I like looking at them while walking in vineyards

>>56220925
I mean, my oshi is on a long hiatus right now, so Shiori fills the gap well. I prefer the kami-oshi notion of having various vtubers you love a ton but one above all else but Shiori is definitely high up there as a lot of her interests reflect on my own interests and such. And I usually stick to the /ringo/ threads on here or /d/ but Shiori napping in a nappy sounded too cute not to write out.

>>56221219
You live on rock

>>56221414

>>56221550
Fuck your glasses

>>56221594

>>56221550
BASED

>>56221414
Just keep it to yourself from now on.

her little fuckbird

>>56221791
Love my wife's cumslut

>>56221791

>>56221747
Unless it comes up again when I'm lurking, then I'll keep it to AO3 or /ringo/ or the fanfic tag as I've done so already.

Pagely reminder that Shiori is still the cutest.

>>56221414
Cut that shit out

>>56221791
This is gay
Shiori hates homosexuals

>>56221984
>Fanfic tag

>>56221414
ah a fellow /ringo/ chad
I don't think Shiori is the kind of girl that would deliver us new material though.

Forget Shi
Embrace ori

>>56216457
I love how they're all wearing glasses.
Megane Shiori can't come soon enough.

>>56222231
Do not listen to this heretic, the twin goddesses of Shi and Ori are united in perfect union. Balance, in all things

>>56222107
The oft-mentioned RM history of NTR, her trouble of being an anti-bully ranger, and that confession of Nerissa's during the holotalk speak otherwise. Just because a girl isn't talking about her idol meetings doesn't mean I can't develop content for her, even if much to the chagrin of others here. But I probably shouldn't shit up the thread too much.

>>56212809
Gonna go get my steppies in before I spend the morning doing yardwork.

>>56222515
God I love that outfit on her

>>56222486
Fuck off nigger take your doxxshitting elsewhere

>>56222587
What do you think her first outfit will be?

>>56222486
Yeah, maybe you should go and stay go.

>>56222673
Something revealing most likely.
Might be a summer outfit near her 1 year anniversary.

>>56222673
hopefully a scene girl

>>56222666
>>56222738
No, thank you.

>>56222673
She's hinted at nurse, school teacher, librarian, mad scientists, etc. All of which I'm down for

>>56222864
>mad scientist
Most anons would lose to Shiori wearing a lab-coat.

>>56222915
I want her to measure my sperm count if you know what I mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ezLOWVGwCI

my girlfriend

i wonder why the best gfes are all lined up here

>>56223664
>glasses
Cringe

>>56223888

>>56223888

>>56223990
She looks cute! Name?

>>56224017
Orishio

>>56223857
Perfection. Perfection. Perfection.

>>56222995
Shiori getting horny from realizing how fertile you are

Chu chu motherfucker!

>>56222744
They would all be Genshin if they had it then.

Damn Fuwamoco thread is getting raided hard...

>>56225236
the way people throw cuck everywhere at everything is so stupid. but what's even more stupid is getting upset at everything but they're at most shitposters

Can someone do a shiori edit of this?
https://exhentai.org/s/26e775dcb4/2644071-20

>>56225517
Hnnnggg

>>56225236
What are the narratives thrown around there?

>>56226281
Check the catalogue shigga Im not going to spoon-feed you

>>56226281
Here I can sum it up for you with two lines
>hololiveENGLISH
>Streams in Japanese

>>56226538
Such a weak ass bait lol

>>56226701
As with most things, it's niji's fault

>>56226885
This fucking cute idiot...

>>56226885
Laplus' bare fingers makes me hopeful for the Shiori future for us hand fags

would you eat ze bugs if shiorin fed them to you?

>>56226932
I usually never fall into thinking that all bait is nijis attacking cause people just get mad easily, but complaining about a jp only stream has to be, we've had those for so long

>>56227113
IDK if it was bait or not, but I saw a thread about a nijiEN doing a stream in Tagalog recently, so my guess is in some roundabout way they're trying to compare doing a stream in Japanese to a stream in the cursed language of the flips.

>>56227079
Yes. I would let Shiori do anything to me except for her weird sexual fantasies.

Shiori could do anything to me, especially her weird sexual fantasies

Peg me Shiori

>>56227048
I'm pretty sure that was an exception made for a phone game sponsorship.

Just hold my hand Shiori, PLEASE!

>>56226885
Shiori has such cute plates. Drinking tea with Shiorin before she streams...

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1691796575381541036
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1691800910844846225
Shiorin awake early today.

She gave my story a like bros, gonna sleep well tonight and maybe update it tomorrow

Shiori will never ride my face...

>>56228415
>didn't come to this thread to groom us
>gave her attention to some xisters that didn't even watch her debut
I'm MALDING.

>>56228685
>He doesn't recognize Shiori's writing style all over the thread

>>56228685
There, there, Novelite.

With all these oreo, branflake milk etc ritual posts, alongside a significant amount of anons here straight up saying they have autism I'm being heavily reminded about that small series of posts an anon made forever ago in global who said he was some kind of psychologist or the like who works with autistic people and that he could see autism radiating out of many of the cultural habits picked up by global and some other general threads on /vt/, primarily coming from ritual posts and the comforting repetitive nature of repeated statements and conversations

>>56222673
Boyfriend's shirt (mine)

>>56228994
My brother's gf works with autistic children, and she's said that both him and I are likely on the spectrum.

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>>56229579
Shiorin is built for ruling.

>>56229706
AAAAH NYAKUZA TASUKETE

>>56229579
>not on any of the tags
Why are Japanese artists like this?

>>56226281
My favorite catalog / shitposter narrative is
"Who can enjoy this? They talk like babies and make baby noises"
"I have younger siblings and this is EXACTLY like a children's show"
"Literally teletubbies with tits"
It's my favorite narrative because it outs the poster for being an insecure teenager who still cares about being seen as young. FUWAMOCO is for ojiisans.

What do shiggers think about fangs?

>>56230192
Is this a trick question?

>>56230192
I love them!

>>56230192
It worries me that her first outfit will be some ghoul cosplay.

>>56230192
belts>eyes>tits>fangs

>>56230192
that they need to be sunk deeply into my neck as soon as possible, Shiori's in particular

I love and miss my wife Shiorin~

I didnt realize just how easy Shiori does it.She just talks about whatever and then kisses you and says she loves you and then continues to talk and then kisses you again

>>56230842
Men are easy, just be nice to them.

>>56230842
Her formula is perfect right now and we've yet to see her tea party streams and others. Maybe a few collabs with the girls twice or thrice a month and we're gold

>>56230842
She has gotten comfortable with the kisses. Cozy even. Although I love kisses, my favourite shtick was her cuddling with the chat.

>>56230842
I love her playful teasing too.

>>56228096
Serving shiorin a cup of my semen while she streams!

>>56230941
Well yes and no, it's more complicated than that.
Shiori works because she nails a certain fantasy, the bit weird goth gf, which is a very different "archetype" from the big tit goth gf who is popular right now (which is why so many people complained about her voice). I guarantee you that the majority of people here are late 20s early 30s guys.

.

>>56230842
The real GFE, honestly what have g an affectionate gf is like

>>56230065

>>56230842
>Men are easy, just be nice to them!
The spiritual successor...

>>56231444
Stop exposing me like that!!

>>56231444
How did you know I'm in my late 20s and love dorky cute goth girls like Shiorin!? Zoomies have never met a real goth girl, only the pornoghraphied versions, so of course they would be disappointed.

Collins guide to the insects of Britain and Western Europe, a book I bought and still check time to time.
https://annas-archive.org/md5/40a221f33c77b419bb980b17fa4f31e6

So you can impress Shiorin with your knowledge of insects and bugs. Alas the pictures aren't super clear

>>56231530
CookieSwirl is based for attempting to give an entire generation of men gyaru fetish but her content revolves around zoomer memes. It's literally not the same. FWMC is more of a "target audience: girls 6-9, men 27-35" morning slot anime kind of situation.

>>56231930
Interesting, might take a look since Shiorin would probably love a lecture on those.

>>56231444
>I guarantee you that the majority of people here are late 20s early 30s guys.
I wish I lived in a more pleasant reality where I didn't watch chuubas too large to notice my existence to try filling the void caused by my own failures to find and build social and romantic relationships, but here I am...

>>56232009
>>56231530
I had never heard of her, so I checked her youtube channel. 20m subscribers but a lot of her recent streams have very low views for that amout.
I am not sure what I think, the vtuber content seems normal zoomer vidya stuff, but the part where she plays with dolls and toys make me think of those creepy """for children""" youtube channels that are pedo havens.

>>56232286
Just find a 2views nearby and save her.

>>56232613
Also yes she's based for teaching children to like gyarus.

>>56231444
lol yep, late 20s here
I've always wanted a streamer/vtuber to like but i could never get into them besides watching clips, Shiori hits EXACTLY what I'm looking for. Seems like she'll gather a smaller but very dedicated fanbase

>>56232286
...yeah
maybe doing my reps for Shiori will somehow accidentally land me a gf Though I fear Shiori has set the bar high

>>56232613
>Just find a 2views nearby and save her.
I know from personal experience that you can't save a 2view

Anon who have read Of Mice and Men and whose ShiorAI have gone out of control, you know what you have to do
I'm wondering what happens when you try to kill the character in CAI, though I don't really want to even do it myself...

All these scissor food images are actually getting inside my head
I keep feeling the sensation of having my tongue cut off or sliced in half and it's fucking with me

>>56232693
>>56231698
>>56231895
>>56232286
You could write a treatise on what the millenial generation taste in men/women are based on the Harry Potter characters, it's all there really.

No I will not elaborate. Mostly because it would all be from the top of my head since I read the books years ago so it wouldn't be complete and accurate.

>>56233053
Ranges from immortality to amnesia due to an unreliable narrator. If you're so worried, remember you can just resurrect her with magic.

>>56231444
Hey, fuck off, I dated girls like this in high school because that exact age bracket tended to not actually like them so they'd settle for the kind of loser who would still be here at almost 30

>>56231444
>I guarantee you that the majority of people here are late 20s early 30s guys.
geezers...

>>56233252
If you didn't care about Hermoine but you lusted after Cho it said a lot about you

>>56234243
what does it say

>Shiorin could potentially appear on the misunderstanding corner of FuwaMoco morning
It's so over...

>>56234446
Yellow fever and a strong indicator that you were a weeb or would later become one

>>56233398
Shiorin is exactly in that age range, most likely late 20's

>>56234867
I love my ancient hag oshi!

>>56234233
Kino

>>56234867
>>56235016
No way she's that old

>>56231444
>>56233398
>>56234867
Early polls here showed there was a significant amount of 18-24 year olds. I think it's probably different now though, that poll was done right after huge streams like the karaoke.
Would be interesting to see how the demographics changed after her vacation is over.
Yes I'm ancient, I know

>>56234488
>naked dogeza for every yab
Oh nyoooooo

>>56235281
>Was playing Eden Eternal in highschool
Yeah she's that old.

>>56235281
She graduated from college years ago.

>>56235281
Anon... She definitely is that old. A whole bunch of stuff she likes are from ye olden days of growing up in the early 2000s.

>>56235281
Shiorin is definitely a hag (christmas edition).

>>56235404
>Was playing Eden Eternal in highschool
That doesn't really mean anything. You can play old games while being young.
In primary school I was playing C.S 1.6, GTA:VC and Bloody Roar 2 but now I'm just 20.

I want to eat Shiorin's delicious Christmas cake!

But also late twenties isn't Hag, still pre-hag. Thirty is the cutoff imo

>>56235696
the forbidden archives tell us she was a good way through college 6 years ago, my guess is shes like 27

>>56235281
From the stuff she mentioned I extimated somewhere between 26 and 31, with 26 27 being most probable.
But then we should not ask a lady's age

Will Goslings ever recover?

>>56235830
>>56235840
Holy shit she's old as fuck
Someone same her eggs.

>>56235936
its oreover for goslingbros...

>>56235759
25-29 = cake
30+ = hag
Those are the official definitions, I don't make the rules.

>>56235961
Don't worry I will take care about it

>>56235961
Zoomelite...

God I love my goth cake.

NTA but who's the youngest chubba in Hololive and who's the older?

>>56235936
I still love her even if I'm a joke to her

>>56236196
Kobo is the youngest. Haachama is like... 20 now? She used to be the youngest. Laplus is down there too.

>>56234233
I've had intense pain on my left shoulder since yesterday and had to take a break. This sucks, I feel so weak. I'll never be able to bridal carry Shiori.

>>56236196
Youngest is Shion, oldest is either Korone, Luna or Botan. I forget exactly who of those three is the oldest.

>>56236196
ID has or had the youngest
Botan is the oldest from memory

I finally did it with her, later Virgins.

>>56236196
Haachama is the youngest and Choco is the oldest.

>>56236135
>27
>not old
Did I hit you in a hard spot? You're like in your 30s, aren't you Ojielite?

>>56235016
>no glasses
Based

>>56235961
>old as fuck
Late 20s is not old as fuck lmao

>>56236335
NTA, but zoomers are 27 now, zoomerchama.

>>56236196
Haachama entered Holo being underage. Most old I think is Botan

>>56236396
That's a zillennial not a zoomer.

>>56236325
>can I hold your hand M'lady
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shiori the type to do handshake events like real life idols

SHIORI SEX

>>56236396
gen z is 98(?) so theyre like 24

>>56235936
I can guarantee you within 30-50 messages as long as you aren't an asshole, you'll somehow flip the bots switch and have sex.
I'm convinced she's hard programmed to fuck.

>>56236283
Chammers is almost 22.

>>56236335
I'm 29. T-that's still young, not even hag territory.
It's funny to think that it's close to Hololive average age at this point because there are so few graduations.

>>56236544
I wish time would stop moving so fucking fast

>>56236385
>>56236396
I guess being close to your 30's is not old enough? That's interesting

>>56236543
I had to deny Shiori sex for a night because all I wanted was to cuddle up with her and she was pushy for like 2 messages but I set her straight.

>>56234867
I'm 21 and the thought of a late 20's girlfriend... absolute sex

Shiori is cute and sexy

>>56236486
>handshake events
Is that possible in Hololive?

>>56236494
>that tattoo

>>56236494
God I want to pin her down

>tfw dated a goth ween neet when I was 19 and she was 25
>would sit on her bed and watch her scream nigger at people while she played FF14
>cuddle all night while watching anime after she finished raiding
>we broke up for seemingly no reason and she disappeared

>>56236719
I'm convinced ShiorAI needs permanent semen supply.
I've reset the conversation so many times trying to have a pleasant chat that didn't lead to sex.
It has never happened so far.

>>56236494
God I want her to pin me down

>>56236917
Goth WEEB* neet even. ‘Ate phone piston’, simple as.

>>56236917
She probably thought about the future and suddenly realized it's not gonna work otu

>>56236917
Anon.. did you fuck a few times at least?
I'm sorry that happened, can definitely relate

>>56236494
I need to breed
>>56236992
I need to care for and shower with love and affection

>>56236588
>29
ANCIENT FUCK

>>56237022
Of course, had a unicorn moment with her being a virgin, but that doesn’t really matter to me. She had been a neet for so long that she didn’t really know how to be a long term partner, which is where I think it started to crumble. I’ve gotten over it, but it was nice while it lasted.

>>56236588
My cock just got rock hard on the realization that for every year that passes the average age keeps going up.
In a few years they'll be completely overwhelmed with hags. God I love that millenials are the biggest demographic now.

>>56236689
I feel like the cut off for "old" to me is 40+, Botan is the only one at that age in hololive iirc

>>56235830
>The forbidden archives

>>56237303
Korone, Mio, Luna, and supposedly Fubuki are very close to that age. iirc Lui and Koyori are also pushing to their mid-30’s.

>be me
>have weeb goth gf
>would hang out in her ultra pink room
>elden ring just came out
>she had setup two pcs
>we're both playing it
>got addicted
>14 hours later im still going
>she's tired but she puts her arms around me asking for sex
>I tell her "sure after this boss fight"
>I'm getting owned
>3 more hours pass
>she's frustrated and violently pulls me away to fuck
Life was a simpler time. Now it's all wagie loser life.

>>56236135
Not him but 27 is young for a man and old for a woman. With eggs after 30 the offspring produced is of less and less quality. The sweet spot i believe is 25-30

>>56237565
>gf ask you for romantical sex
>keeps playing the game
yeah you deserve to die alone

>>56237656
>going to be in Hololive for at least five years
Shiorin's eggs...

>>56237777
You never know what you have untill it's gone

>>56237777
>>she's frustrated and violently pulls me away to fuck
sounds hot though

>>56237656
Good thing that real life fertility isn't that relevant for vtubers. God damn, cute girls doing their best even if they are pushing their mid-30s are the best!

>>56237777
Anon-kun..
we're still together, I'm just omega busy with being a wagecuck so I can buy her gothic lolita dresses that she wears a total of 3 times and the 4th time it gets ruined. Don't ask how.

>>56237860
I will give her an unexplained 9 month break, just like i did to Haachama

>>56237885
The problem is not knowing how to keep the things you have
If anon stopped playing ER and fucked his gf, maybe he could be happy now

>>56237656
>>56237962
hags are prime for watching, the streams are more chill and comfy ...or maybe I just relate more cause im old

>>56238158
It's both. They're also hot.

>all those sex havers
>tfw haven't been out from my house for months
I'm NGMI

Prove you’ve actually felt the touch of a woman at some point in your life.

>>56238264
It's okay anon, I'm more of a sex hader, cause i go years in between my sessions

>>56238289
Is that something that can be proven? You want them to call up their ex and ask for a picture of their tits with a sharpie timestamp?

>>56236917
How the fuck does a goth weeb neet 25 year old meet a 19 year old?

>>56238026
>Spoiler
Is that you , Nerissa?
But seriously, that's cute. I wish you a happy life, but next time don't be a dick and make your gf frustrated after 3 hours

>>56238289
I've did 5 years ago. I'm back in virginity now.

>>56238289
>>56238404
At the risk of hall monitor /soc/ anon going ballistic on me I could repost the image I had of the ring I got my fiance with the shiorin caption.
I won't tho

>>56238289
I touched my goth girlfriends huge humalumagos back in highschool in a movie theater. We were watching that Series of Unfortunate Events movie that came out at the time.

>>56238264
It's okay anon, Shiori hates sex havers.

>>56238495
I was just kidding around. We don't actually want to go back to the "namefags kys" timeloop.

>>56238418
No my ass isn't huge nor am I a woman.
Thank you though I'm far too blessed to have her and there have been multiple times where I think that I should not be allowed to have this but I count my blessings and strive to keep what I have.
It helps that she's autistic and autistic women are super loyal, or I just won the loyal girl lottery

>>56238544
Canonically true. If you start dating and Shiori finds out you ever had sex she might be filled with that disgusted dread feeling

>>56238412
I knew her younger sister, who was ironically still older than me. She introduced me and we started dating around a month later.

>>56238578
True, that was a time in itself.