/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Who?

I miss my mom...

Meru Signalis
https://youtu.be/QYkKLZBUiXc

I want Snailruru to cover me in gooruru

Hello. I miss her. I miss her. I miss her. I miss my spidermom shocking my insides with a tough right hook. I miss her. I'm Ami's punching bag.

Squeezable and milkable

>>56095709
She's getting her insides shocked instead.

>>56095848
yeah, by us, the bucko collective. we finally achived singularity but decided to exclude (You) personally.

Thought I'd wandered into a Jelly stream for a second

Mio love!

One day 3D Meru will dance for us and it will be glorious

https://twitter.com/shion2519/status/1691171084983570432
You can always tell. Your instincts will never lie to you.

I miss my boyfriend.

>>56096755
go back

>>56096755
Is this another Yuuna alt?

>>56097081
It's Synthion's alt.
Yuuna has been living with a dude for the past year.

>>56096755
>Not knowing already
>Giving a shit

>Did you guys drop Genshin Impact for Honkai Star Rail, and also are you like that with your girls? Asking for a friend.
Mewu...

>>56096654
will it be a lap dance?

postmates are WHORES

sorry, Meru, I'm a whore for chuubas...

>>56097398
>>56097456

[TERRIBLE NEWS]

meru is homeless in FFXIV

meru is homeless (in ffxiv)

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new girlfriend speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat octopus, yeah, just eat octopus. Just throw away your pride and eat live octopus.
Thank you for your attention.

>>56095848
That doesn't even make sense

Ragnarok Online was never good.

>>56097947
please don't reply to obvious attempts to shit up the thread, anon.

I realize now I wouldn't have survived Mio being away for a whole year to go back to college, so as selfish as it may be I'm glad she dropped out.
I want to be with her forever.

>>56095329
CarrotCucker69

Meru...

>>56098073
Sorry that one was just too confusing

sounds like FFXIV is a good place to look for a menhera gf

I am eternally grateful that we still have her

Meru come move in

>>56096082
THE BUCKO SINGULARITY!
THE BUCKO SINGULARITY IS REAL!!!
https://files.catbox.moe/mvrq7e.png

>>56098864
can we get much higher?

>>56098864
I knew exactly what the spoiler was going to be and I clicked it anyway...

>>56098554
yeah if you want a gf with a dick

today I'm finally going to see my spidermom again...
>>56098554
it unironically is just be prepared for all the bullshit that comes from dealing with a raiding static + that menhera gf possibly being in another country

>>56098864
kek

Maria...

>>56099043
Having a static is just like having a menhera GF.
Sometimes they just don't show up. And when they do you have to ask "I'm sorry you had a bad day doing nothing at home but what does this have to do with us not passing the DPS check."

>>56098554
I should have given it a shot like 5-10 years ago, probably a little late now...

meru is stribbing on stream

>>56098062
Mad because bad

>>56096957
Hammy...

>>56098554
Unironically the most practical lesson I've learned from vtubing is that every female on my wavelength has played FF14 or League or both. I'll just die alone.

>I love this song!
>*screaming*

I love this stinky spidergirl so much bros

is ff14 actually fun? meru's a siren and keeps tempting me

>>56100961
Depends on what you want to get out of it. You can play it like a single player JRPG and get a couple hundred hours out of it easily. You can also raid with autistic trannies to jerk off to dps parses. There's also a lot of people that use it just to play jong or hand out with people in their house.

>>56100961
If you go in wanting a wow-style mmo experience you'll probably hate it since its actually a single player jrpg with mmo shit stapled onto it
also the combination of the way they trimmed out old skills to make room for new ones making most classes blow cock to play at low levels and shit pacing in the beginning make the early game really rough, it really is golden if you can push through but i dont blame anyone for bouncing off on contact nowadays

https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1691205722359607296
[Bad news]
Lisa will be starting 30 minutes late
[Good news]
Lisa is eating

>>56075425
The best part of this clip is how chat goes into warp speed in confusion and she hardly addresses it

Meru's spout...

>>56101126
>You can also raid with autistic trannies to jerk off to dps parses.
Unironically the best part of the game.
That moment where you clear an EX or Savage for the first time and the whole VC starts screaming is what I live for.

>>56100194
>Now she's telling us to strib
Where could this be going...

Do i actually attempt to nap at midnight for a potentially 3-4am (or even later) guerilla? i feel like it'd end poorly for me

>Key to my heart goes to key to my soul
>Key to my soul goes to key to my... pants!
>Just kidding, I don't wear pants
Meru has converted the menhera energy into horny

>>56101808
EXs were nice when I played, challenging enough for most, but not something you have to beat your head against a wall for days on. Savage is doable but the average mmo player is dogshit these days and will bail at the first sign of 'conflict' because they keep dying to dumb shit.

me, an MMO virgin, trying to follow this conversation

>>56096755
Dunno who or what but ew gross

>>56102802
do not reply to and especially do not encourage people shitting up the thread

Mio Love!

My only exposure to FFXIV was the MHW crossover Behemoth fight, which made me wish I was crushing my cock and balls with a hydraulic press instead because it would've been more fun and pleasurable

>>56103434
It's really funny to me that Rathalos EX is easy as shit but Behemoth is impossible without everyone knowing just want to do and coordination.

https://www.twitch.tv/tsukimibdohrnii
Rare back to back 2kimi (b dohrnii) feature

>>56103434
The Rathalos fight in that was part of the crossover for FFXIV was an experience too to say the least.

>>56103434
> he didn't solo behemoth pre-iceborn
NGMI

I bought MH:World a year or so ago, played it once and forgot about it. Is it worth getting into it? I've never played a Monster Hunter before.

Meru is smrt! SMRT!

Da sheep!
https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa
https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa
https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa

Been a very ROCK AND STONE day today

CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIkafuji LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIsa

POTENTIALLY BAD NEWS
does Ami not normally have cankles??

>>56103938
If you already have it you might as well give it a try, the game has glaring issues but it's pretty fun regardless and still has a pretty big playerbase.

Since the moment I noticed I fell for Mio my life became stable in some aspects and a complete mess in many others. I became more outgoing and sociable, I can pretend to be a normie but whenever I'm alone my love and obsession for Mio is something that consumes me. It burns, it hurts but I don't regret.
I want her, I need her, I love her. Mio is my everything.
Also it's amazing how much I manage to hold back myself and not DM her or spam her CC

>>56103434
Oh yeah man that was a mess. You basically had to have everyone fuckin heal each other with wide range.

>>56104697
have you tried to /become/ mio yet?

>Lisa had such a bad day Saturday that she just wants to forget it ever happened

[Lisa news]
She has a meeting today

>>56104624
What the fuck is a cankle?
>t. ESL jungle warlord

>>56105165
fat ankles

>>56105165
When your ankle is fat enough that your calf-ankle-foot area just blend together
calf-ankle, cankle

Mio talking about DMs every now and then makes me believe that so many beerpals are just casually chatting with her. Am i wrong? Is this just my own schizo tendencies? Do I DM her and try it out myself to see if she responds?

I am a silly little guy who is loved by Meru

>>56104697
i dont remember posting this

>>56105283
she probably means work DMs, she asked beerpals not to DM her

>>56105327
Meru's art is so cute

>>56105220
>>56105257
Must be some crazy ankle swelling

HEY LISA!!!!!

Rei will return

Lisa bau bauing was cute

(Warning: graphic violence against animals)

>>56106160
what the FUCK

>>56106160
Stop it, he's a good boy! It's not his fault that he cancels stream because he's sick and then never plans another stream!

>>56105899
Imagine twin Lisas...

>>56105283
yes

[Lisa news]
You can get away with calling her cute if you say your own mama is cute in the same sentence

>>56105366
Are you sure though? Or is this just our naiveté and we miss out.

>>56106376
Stop it.

>>56106436
So I'm on to something.

>>56106506
Do it then pussy lmao

Lisa stinky

[Non-news]
Lisa wants cheese

>>56105283
>>56106506
Just do it. Chances are she'll just ignore you. Worst case you get blocked lmao.

What was that bossa nova song just now?

IS THAT A FUCKING BRAZILIAN REFERENCE?
Eepy? More like huehuehueepy!

>>56106506
You're going to turn into such a mind broken anti you'll make bad lumi's ex fans look coherent and sane by comparison.
You're doing that thing where you constantly just repeat yourself and consider everything not confirming your view as evasive and conspiratorial.
Let me state it unmistakably: She means other vtubers and business contacts and irl associations.

Lisa is cuter and more chuuni than usual today

>>56098864
I knew exactly what the spoiler was going to be and it still made laugh like a retard

>>56106506
>>56106564
I agree. Do it. What have you got to lose?

>>56107323
Chuunifuji Lisa is CUTE!

>>56106506
She's gonna make a new list just for you.

I unironically love the zoomer dancing veggies

>>56096755
I don't really pay attention to Yuuna
Has she actually been living with a tranny?
Kek

>>56107842

>>56106506
no balls no balls

>I have a really cool jazz-fusion-breakcore thing to show you guys
God I love Lisa

>>56108771
I like when she bobs her head to the music... comfy...

Haewon said that she was going to join a merch shop with two other streamers...what does she mean by this? Is it Maria and Shima?

>>56108955
>Maria
She said streamers.

>>56108955
Haewon doesn't seem to know where Maria even is right now so probably not her

Schtinky no lifer sheepy playing muse dash all day eating 1 bowl of instant noodle every 10 hours...

>>56109130

is there an archive for last week's review?

>>56109211
Pulling my little sisters tail!

Lisa NEEDS flan

>>56109130
No food for Lisa, Mamasheepy needs to eat...

is ami back yet? uuuuu

Lisa should do a song review of fuck you.....that's why

>>56109211
This is the cutest Lisa art by Lisa

>>56109130
Did she at least add an egg?

>>56110464
she would explode from over-feeding

is lisa fe

>>56110963
no she's au

TONY HAWK PRO SKATER UNDERGROUND

I wonder what Kazugaki's up to no cap fr

>Lisa will never make the SFX to your favorite anime
it's fucking over...

pink womaaaaaaaan

cringekino followed by actual cringe inducing submission choice

Sheepy and Sleepy is a dangerously cute combo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE LISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

maybe if I pretend that airplanes in the night skies are like shooting stars...
Kazu will finally be freed from the music mines?

What order does Lisa review submissions in?

>go on twitch for lisa
>ads everywhere
>ad for replacement violin strings
>ive never once searched for violins
>i don't own a violin
where is it coming up with this stuff?

>>56113264
first come, first serve

Lisa('s mom's car)...

Lisa deserves so much

I want to go buy some beer but I'm afraid Ami will gorilla while I'm gone...

dizzy... i miss dizzy....

>>56114646
She headed off 12hrs ago and said she's got over half left 4hrs ago so you should be safe heading out now
she'll start 5 mins once you head off o7 thank you for your sacrifice

>>56114646
>>56115348

>>56113139
>>56113991
Antis deserve the fucking rope.

I miss Mio...

>>56113321
I just get 3 cringe "gamer" Uber eats ads in a row
Or Geico

>>56115982
Lisa and Pippa barely even interact publicly anymore so I can't even think what could've set that dude off. Did Pippa talk about Lisa recently or something?

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1691255324227829760
Tweets a minute after I post >>56115348 (me)
I need to start manifesting more often

>>56115982
It would be nice if a gas explosion occurred in that person's home

>>56117437
Pretty sure one anon was guessing a particular Pippa schizo so he's always off.

uuuuuuuuuu i don't think i'm gonna make it

>>56118423
If it is that guy then I genuinely can't believe he hasn't offed himself yet

>>56117448
thanks sempai

>>56117437
Why do you think they don't interact publicly anymore? They'll get schizomaros.

>>56117448
honestly if there is any chuuba fanbase that could bend reality with their desire for their oshi I'm willing to believe it's buckos

>>56120326
buckos are 40k orks confirmed

>>56117448
please post something about the tummy noises ASMR, asking for a friend hahaha

Rather than witch hunting oneguy and probably being obnoxious to both of them about contacting each other, I hope you can realize it's more complicated than marshmallows. I know cappipalists love memory holeing anything that requires critical thinking but Lisa shit on all of her friends minus Juna for never initiating contact not that long ago.

>>56121511

>>56121511
What if Ami, giddy with the relief of returning to the web and the joy of reuniting with the buckos gives a big, deep hug then simultaneously, the milkshake from earlier, now fully digested, conglomerates a massive pocket of air which, with the squishing of the mic, makes a great, significant movement along the spidergirl's digestive system and plants its evidence into the universe by peaking the audio in an embarrassing tummy growl. What if, just what if...

UUUUUUUUUUUUU SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK

I miss Ami...

music review is up
https://rentry.org/cuteandchuuni

My girlfriend will be live in 2d and 3d https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or7_ujsowQ0

Mio slapped my ass, see you later nerds

>>56125289
La putain has my gratitude for this gift that keeps on giving.

ngmi

SEXXXX

>>56096957
He doesn't miss you

>>56126724
that's ok i miss him enough for both of us

>>56126358
Almost there anon...

>Mio PLAPLAPLAPing chat with the popsicle
The consequences of Melvin are proving dire

>>56127543
I can't believe we now have to deal with Mio pegging...

>>56126358
Reading short yuri mangers to wait for Ami proved to be fatal, I'm getting eepy...

I love flirting with Mio but sometimes she makes me so embarrassed I need to mute the stream for a few seconds to calm down a little

>Oh you have no gag reflex?
>Melvin would love you
STOOOOOOP

beerpals fucked up. absolutely should've known better.

>>56128122
?

Please Mio I'm not gay, please talk to me about paizuri instead

How can I watch Mio's stream without a raging erection?

>>56128269
You get a 15 minute warning before each stream for a reason.

>waiting for someone to send in vocals for a cover
>for 2 years
>two actual, unironic years
How the fuck are vtubers real?

>>56128452
After 30 days of no contact, I would have messaged them the project is canceled and I'll be keeping whatever they paid me so far.

IM GONNA COME IN MIO'S POOL

do not in mio's pool
do in mio's food bowl

these fat celestatas are too much for me

Now that I think about it, some of the Tsun-adjacent girls really enjoy talking about how pudgy their tummies are.

>>56128918
It's perfectly natural given that the core of tsunx is yuuna. why do you think we have so many architects? it's the influence of the primordial feeder.

>>56128918
I mean, pudgy tummies are the best thing ever, why wouldn't you want to talk about them all the time

>literally showed her proud pettan chest 10minutes ago
>based retard ask if she knows if chests float in water
chat is mean sometimes..

Koreans need to stick together.

THERE SHE IS!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56129593
The Korean cliques are real...

[Bad News]
Mio is working on a diet

>>56129790
We're so back

>>56129918
Yuuna, save us...

my mom is home
https://www.youtube.com/live/uaTb7YAUqvw?feature=share

I love girlfriend

Some days Mio reads all my messages, some days she just ignores every single one, and they're not getting shadowbanned, is this just a woman thing?

>>56130322
you are just menhera, she can't read every message

>>56130322
she love teasing. im getting hard each time she does that

>Ohayo, USA

>>56130322
Stop going schizo

15 minutes until ami streams so she can

>>56130918
So she can???

>>56130994
you know very goddamn well what, anon.

>>56131029
I'm not the smartest bucko in the box

>>56130322
Mio is supposed to be the menhera, not you anon

>>56131230
Masturbate. She needs 15 minutes she can masturbate, anonymous.

I already miss Mio, this wasn't enough miorium

whore buckpals narrowly avoid a difficult decision

Ami is live with a quick gorilla stream!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaTb7YAUqvw

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAVE A PHYSIOLOGICAL NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED TO RUB AMI'S FEET

[INCREDIBLE NEWS]

AMI BROUGHT HOME A DOZEN DONUTS

Im having a very unstable moment... I want to embrace Mio, I want to make love to her full vanilla... and another part of me want to choke her, dregrade her, rough sadistic sex, make her beg and cry...
I love Mio

I missed her so much...

>>56132416
I think the best part is that she missed us just as much

>>56132492
if not more

The bucko singularity has caused everyone's birthday to magically be today.

>>56132406
how do i ask Mio for another rough JAV code? the last one she shared was kino

ami is crying and also i love her

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I MISS AMI

I miss Ami...
I'm glad she's home...

>>56133578
It's been a while since I had a good happy cry and Ami always pushes me closer to the edge, she's just too sweet

I love my spidermom so much.

>>56109271

dog soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xMe50il8mc

>>56135738
Dog doko?

>>56136819
>>56135738

>>56135738
she's such a good girl bros...

>>56115982
Full clips were posted
>>56137934

Purin tummy rubs

>>56109236
I missed her reviewing my song last week ;_;

>>56135738
>>56136819
Dog koko!

>>56135738
>tummy was hurting
>now she's going to torture us with kpoop
purin please

DOOG live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xMe50il8mc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xMe50il8mc

Ribbon dog

>>56139984
How can you say you love her if you won't listen to her kpoop?

what a wonderful karaoke this is

I wish I had a gf like Purin...

>Waking up to beautiful Purin singies
Life is good

>>56141735
Yes sir!

Purin is in stitches!

>Singing her silly little songs
>Laughing hysterically
It's good to be back

Is she high on painkillers?

>>56142255
She's not taking painkillers

>>56142255
She isn't even on painkillers right now as far as I know

>>56128918
Who are you referring to? Asking for a friend.

>>56142278
>>56142285
She was complaining about her tummy before stream and now she is laughing her stitches open.

>>56142368
Yeah because it's difficult for her to shit at the moment, she said she wasn't given any painkillers

>Everybody knows the pink group... PinkBlack

PURIN LOVE 나는 푸딩을 사랑

Man this entire stream was nonstop Purin energy, I love her so fucking much
So glad she's feeling well now despite the tummy horts due to lack of pooping every so often

>>56142858
I want stick my finger in Purin's bum and help her defecate like wingsofredemption's grandma.

Yuuna fed Tonya so much that she is becoming three dimensional later today!
https://youtu.be/_e1OPZuBgBI

Her laughs make me happy

>>56143214
Same, her laugh cures my depression for a little while.

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

Robowife playing Quake Live with chat
https://youtu.be/YuEKVRswuSc

>>56138236
Women are really that easy to influence....? Just spam hate behind 7 proxies and you'll make her stop talking to her close friends for months? Are they really that weak....?

>>56147171
They don't even need the proxies, all vtubers are highly susceptible to being one guyed

>>56130322
It's probably intentional out of consideration for everyone. Ignore the bugmen calling you menhera or whatever, it's unnatural behavior.

>>56147171
No but this kind of drama is like mana from the heavens for clipwatching phaseniggers so they'll roll with it

>>56134397
That flan? Me.

Another chubby Ami

>>56149655
And version 2

>>56134397
Typical Lisa tuesday.

>>56149718
That belly? Full of me

>>56149938
She's just a silly little sheep

Jelly on the telly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IES_I0LR0M

>>56150919
buzzles :DDDDD

>Jelly wants to stream Guitar Hero

>Solitaire
Conclusive proof that Jelly is over the age of 70

>Okay! I don't get it!

Jelly Hoshiumi's body is a machine that turns recreational activities into mental breakdowns

Waking up in the warm fluffy hair of my beautiful spidermom finally home in her web, absolutely covered in Ami stink...

>>56152649
That bucko tucked in under the blanket? Me

THE NUMBERS, JERRY

>>56152737
>click Jelly stream
>completely random numbers
>occasionally scream crying
Home

>I'M SORRY THIS IS SO ARTISTIC
>I'M JUST SITTING HERE TALKING TO MYSELF PLAYING PICROSS AND YOU'RE JUST SITTING HERE WATCHING ME
>I'M SORRY
>WHAT AM I DOING
Love the artistic idol

She is in her jelement

>This is a lot more difficult than I thought it would be
>"This is the tutorial"
>This is the tutorial!?
kek

>>56129918
It's over...

I wish Hanabi cared...

Jelly is so injelligent

The best part about Jelly's autistic games is that they always have good music so I can just listen to her cry and jam along without needing to understand puzzles. It's great.

>>56155669
>never ate a hotpocket in her life

>>56155360
>Proceeds to start a game with no music
You get the pure Jelly pain (pleasurable) and suffering (enjoyable) experience now

>>56155882
If it's not a meal replacement drink or an exotic animal then Jelly has no interest in consuming it

>>56156161
She can't stop me from playing my own music, I'm fucking chilling mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl5jH8eUbEY

>>56156488
I'm also chilling :D
https://youtu.be/74MOLXM-yHw

>>56156801
This is what plays in Jelly's head when she can't solve a tutorial puzzle and realizes she hasn't read chat in a solid minute xD

>>56148365
roll with what, the things lisa said herself? I don't know if you even checked out the thread but nobody said anything outrageous, only that anti-ing, and especially anti-ing lisa, is subhuman behavior.

It's gunpla time

>>56157637
Char... Tsukimi B. Dohrnii...

>it's another Jelly plays /meat/ game episode
Fun fact, when you search for /freak/, we also show up because of our OP.

>>56157894
>I'm getting a story, but I just want to make some flesh beings

>tfw no amorphous gory flesh blob wife who loves me

>>56158403
Thank you Jelly, very cool

[Jelly news]
She likes all things red and icky and disgusting

Are there any fleshy puzzle games we could recommend to Jelly?

>>56159463
What's the one where you're the spaghetti monster killing the scientists?

>>56159779
Oh, Carrion? It's not really a puzzle game but I think she might like it.

>>56159779
Carrion, that was also the only one I could think of. Not sure if the gameplay would be Jelly's thing though.

Jelly should do a readalong of All Tomorrows

New to Mio, I've loved watching her, but through some fault of my own when I listen to her kr asmr I feel like I'm being cucked. I don't like it or know why it even feels like this I've watched tons of kr asmr, and never cared before.

>>56157132
Average clipwatcher. Continue broadcasting to the world how that anti got under her skin you're doing God's work

>>56160212
Smash or pass with all the different species...

>>56160311
*Consume or pass

>>56160215
That's a weird issue and I have no advice on how to solve it, so please enjoy Mio's big fat boobies instead

New thread
>>56160437
>>56160437
>>56160437

>>56160407
Thanks Anon, I really like Mio I hate this feeling. This picture makes me feel a bit better.