/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>56128704
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified

rape gavis bettel

hate regis altare

announcement tomorrow

announcement right now
I'm announcing I need to piss

>>56128937
Bet your balls

>>56129005
please piss on me

>>56129036
no

>>56129005
No announcement until after Bettel's funeral

>>56129005
the last time someone made an announcement about piss, the results were… not great

>>56128937
and if it doesn't? Are you willing to suck massive cock? I can dress up like Astolfo to make it less painful and degrading for you. I'll even shave just for you.

>>56129229
Please don't misha post with such garbage. It's offensive.

I'll only forgive Magni for everything and stop anti'ing him if he does this kind of ASMR on the week he comes back (which is never happening because he's never coming back)
https://litter.catbox.moe/ivdrih.mp4

>>56129100
Praying that the suspension took so long that MagNoir decided to wait extra and plan an off-collab with Bettel on the 19th

>>56129229
Y-yes master!! >___<;;;

made for groping

>>56128780
Amen.

Vesper Noir rape and humiliation

Why are /vt/ generals so susceptible to becoming dens of ERP anyway? I've seen a few go completely off topic for days because of it.

>>56129229
Misha would never say that.

>>56129538
*humps you*

>>56129538
Blame the femvesties. They're still trying to groom men here.

>>56129538
*molests you*

>>56129005
mouth is open

>>56129354
I thought this was going to be the clip of that one vtuber pulling her own fingernails off.

>>56129538
people gather to discuss the vtubers but enjoy being in the threads, so when the content isnt there to discuss they find other ways to interact

>>56129354
>that video
Do women not have any self-respect?

>>56129354
>ASMR
>screaming
Also no one sounds like that what the fuck

can i uummm can i uummm can uuuuh i uum uuuuuh

>>56129758
/meat/ is dead, long live /freak/

>>56129854
chu

>>56129354
>men actually fap to this garbage
The standards just don't exist for them. Alos he'd never do that lest he scare off the remainder of his sensitive male fans.

Fuck it, give me Shiny Spicy new outfits, it's not fair they have to wait for the other two to come back

>>56129436
i guess it’s true that you are what you eat… betsy loves his cake

Terminate Magni Dezmond

anon request
>fevesties making out now that the vesoji supply has ran out

when all the vesojis are all hunted....

>>56130292
ew

>>56130292
VESOJI NOOOOOOO

>period pain simulator stream

What the hell mama

Rapist Hentare
Sucksell Serious
Fagni Dezmoan
Vesper Noir
Machina Sex Playedon
Josudick Sneedri
Gravure Baiters
Bouncing Fakk

>>56130228
Hell they probably already have their new outfits ready since months now but probably they just wanted to debut them together with the other 2 boys.

>>56130292
based

>>56130292
I doodled a pic of a vesojii making food but now I'm scared to post it so that I don't get hunted as well.

>>56129354
what is she even doing

>>56130292
hot

>>56130423
awww it sounds cute anon… please?

>>56130423
please post that sounds really cute

>>56130428
Ryona ASMR

>>56130423
please post!!! ;O; I WANT TO SEE CUTE VESOJI.!!!!

>>56130292
murder aside, this is very cute, i really like the orange hair vestie design.

Gura is on par,(at LEAST) with Shinri for her outer wilds stream and its honestly scaring me. Im excited to compare her finished playthrough with shinri's when they both finish

>>56130521
nta but really? I thought she was just flicking her bean super hard or using a dildo. What was she doing that could be considered as ryona?

>>56130228
HQ unity stronk

>>56130492
>>56130495
>>56130541
Open wide.

>>56130627
sounds like she's rping being choked out

>>56130733
let him cook!! and eat :9

>>56130733
ToT

>>56130747
bettel did that once in a membership audio. he actually choked himself for it

>>56130733
OH GOD THAT'S THE CUTEST SHIT I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE

hehehehehe

>>56130733
CUUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The evolution of early /mans/ telling you to kys for lewding Nowa up until now sure is something

>>56130859
Ugly

>>56130946
:(

>>56130733
so cute!!! so cute so cute!!!!!!

>>56130733
rape

>>56130945
That was before he outed himself as a HUGE SLUT

>>56130542
thank you anon! T_T

>>56130292
Are you okay anon

>>56130945
What are we supposed to do? They didn't kill themselves when we asked, we're pretty much out of options from there.

vg love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew7N89qpd30

>>56131081
B-but the thing with the trucker happened only one time!

>>56130292
Me on the left sniffing the orange one's feet

rrat: Nowa will only return if BG3 perms are granted.

>>56131147
He also only fondled magni's ass on stream once

>>56131191
The memes of magni having the power to instakill people is still hilarious to me

>>56130945
Femvesties told me they are scare of masculine man and needed to emasculate Nowa so they wont be afraid of him. I believed them.

>>56130733
hAAA HAA--- HAAA-----

>>56131227
That was for the bit! It doesn't count!

>>56131404
AIEEEEEEEEEE

>>56130292
Now, I wanna see them get married.

>>56131404
VESOJI NO

>>56131404
Vesoji needs to invest in a better home security

i pray with all my heart that this bit will die when vesper comes back

Does Hololive have Telltale perms? I want one of the lads to play their Batman walking simulator and get mindbroken by Joker's story arc.

>>56131404
This is why, we need to follow this two step program.

>>56131625
Then we'll just go back to lewding him.

>>56131625
vesper never comes back and this bit will replace all the vesper posts anon

he's a simple dingo
https://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1691309371995942912

vesper and magni BIG rrat
______________________________________________________________________

>Vesoji x Femvestie
Bros why am i invested???

>>56131724
Anon, the xcom perms...

>>56131742
severe brain damage

>>56131742
VesShota!?!

Don't you vesties have your own discord to groom each other

>>56131738
wtf
thats wild

>>56131742
we all just want to believe love is real, even for us

>>56131661
I think Vesper would like Telltale's Sam and Max games, if they got the perms.

>>56131661
I'm about 80% sure Axel would be mindbroken by Joker arc. I honestly don't think the rest except maybe Bettel would become as emotionally invested in the story.

>>56131738

>>56131404
It turned into horror so quick

i want to watch them lay magni on his back and one of them press down on his throat while fucking it and the other axel's folding his legs up and abusing his hole so bad dude. eng and jp axmag 3p would be so good dude

Magnoir will be back on August 19th

>>56131684
I hate seeing people post this image because I made it at midnight, and now I can see all the flaws whenever it gets posted.

>>56132357
Why were you making that pic at midnight instead of running away from women?

>>56131814
I suppoe i have profound mental retardation

>>56132432
That's why he made those mistakes, he was on the run

>>56132432
I was trying to make it while running away.
It was Thursday.

Smelly Oji-san fucking Shotare roughly

>>56132328
ToT
I really need porn to ease my mood

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1691309371995942912
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1691312059957604352

>>56131738

Axel is surprisingly active on twitter to(day)night

>>56133384
He's waiting for the announcement

>>56133699
Yeah, Identity cover announcement

>>56133234
tough luck my brain is fried. just rotate magni getting overstimulated by two axels in your brain like i am rn all nice and bitten purple from two slightly off kilter sets of fangs each deeper than the last cause some reason axel losing to himself would be the biggest insult

>>56133336
Axel is essentially an NPC

>>56133720
No, announcement for our marriage

>>56133780
ToT

>>56132349
no they wont

>>56133375
There needs to be a /mans/ edit of rrat poster

rape regis altare

I would really like a Texas Chainsaw Massacre Tempus collab when the game comes out

>>56133699
But Zeta already announced her new outfit, all he has to do is to wait for the stream

>>56130733
As the Vesoji that randomly foodposts here this past week, all I gotta say is he's just like me fr fr

>>56135678
>As the Vesoji that randomly foodposts here this past week
Just like me fr

>>56135678
>As the Vesoji
Never should have come here

where nowa

>>56133375
>>56133951

i'm going to be so happy once they announce vesper's termination. i can't wait to see this general die. the tears of the vespojis will be delicious.

>>56136601
and here's a clean version so you can insert your own rrats

>>56129888
what is already wretched and rotting cannot die.
we will never leave.

>>56136613
anon, even if both magni and vesper graduate or get terminated this general will live on no matter what since there's more members and is not just about one person like a lot of generals in /vt/. Hell, I still see people doing Vestie and Magmite OC even with the 2 being gone

>>56136716
This is such a cute model, a shame is for awful stuff from what i have heard

Just read the pinned comment in Altare's waiting room. I'm so parasocial for him, I can't believe I'm excited for a superchat reading stream

>>56136601
>>56136645
KEK saved, thank you anon.

>>56136601
>>56136645
kek, thanks anon

>>56136803
>expecting a catalog poster to understand what he hates
Anon, these retards think Tempus is essentially just Vesper alone trying to fuck every woman he sees.

>>56136803
none of the other tempus members matter to this general. once vesper is gone most of the activity here will end. who knows about magni due to the doxxmites.

flay schedule
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1691337959121854464

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1691337959121854464

>>56137293
You're mistaken, this is the Altare general sir.

>>56137310
>>56137325
Now kith

>>56137310
>>56137325
Machiroon...

>>56136601
>>56136645
>Holo picrel
go back

>>56137200
the "i cant wait to see this general die" should have gave it away but I was too sleepy to fully pay attention to notice it was some retard catalogfag saying the usual dumb shit, my bad.

>>56137310
For ants

>>56137445
You are trying too hard

>>56137445
lol

>>56137392
>>56137399
ah, i finally have somebody to kiss me

>>56137503
Why is Bettel always the one getting bullied? It's unfair

>>56137632
then who should we bully?

>>56137680
The vesojis.

>>56137632
He is Tempus's punching bag, even magni bullies him

>>56137632
You have to! Its in the rules!

aniki guerilla menshi karaoke in 8 minutes

>>56137632
It is my god given right to bully the clown, I will not stand for any talk of "fairness" for as long as he jests.

>>56137696
ugly.jpg.

>>56137860
That smile it mocks us, therefore we must bully him.

>>56137696
why not both?

good morning MANS i want to kill myself

>>56137696

Good night MANS I want to live

>>56137992
Let me help you with that.

>>56138054
You will die.

AXEL ON MENSHI TELLY

>>56136601
>>56136645
LETSGOOO

>>56137445
is this you trying to gatekeep? that's just adorable

It feels like it has been forever since the last Axel karaoke

>>56137703
>even magni
I don't think Magni really bullies Bettel, but it has been long since I watched them. If anything Magni bullies Altare, Axel and maybe Flay

Why the fuck is Axel doing a karaoke at 3am EST

>>56138823
Because he isn't EST

Who do you think will be the lucky betellion that murders Phantom at the funeral?

I need to sleep Axel...

>>56138815
He still bullies him from time to time, though not as much as he did around debut.
>insert the_exact_opposite_of_a_man.png here

Axel sounds good

>>56138918
why would you murder the dog asshole

>>56138918
>murders Phantom
Arrogant mortals are always amusing.

honestly, Magni genuinely may be happier post-Tempus and we should support that happiness and cherish his brief time with the bois. the guild seem to be particularly non-plussed by their absence as is. wishing Magni the best in his future endeavors.

Can't get his last karaoke out of mind so I can't really enjoy this one. Hope this is archived so I can come back to it.

>>56139669
i meant to say unmoved, not non plussed

rape regis altare
rape magni dezmond
rape axel syrios
rape noir vesper
rape gavis bettel
rape josuiji shinri
rape machina x flayon
rape banzoin hakka

rrat Vesper went on a journey of self discovery because he wants to overcome the weakness of his heart after he called Magni a stupid dammitMagni decided to quit after his dear friend called him a stupid dammit

>>56139943
>A small ass women raping any of the bois
kek

in n out fries.

>>56139669
>the guild seem to be particularly non-plussed by their absence as is
>>56139717
did you really expect them to be whining and crying about their disappearance every single stream?

>>56140050
yeah, they go in n out of my digestive system

>>56140051
NTA but I think the others at this point are just glad they don't have to deal with Magni and Vesper's bullshit anymore after flaking so much. The sooner they announce their graduation, the better it will be for everyone else so they can finally be free from the shadow over their heads.

>>56137992
Make sure to tell me where you jumped so your body is still warm and comfy.

I would like if Axel did a holostars orisong karaoke

>>56137908
>that chest
peroperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperopero

>>56139974
a paraplegic could rape magni bettel and vesper

>>56140181
nice joke

>>56140247
>Falling for thread memes
ngmi

>>56140163
>the shadow over their heads
actually they won't be free from that because it's being cast by my dick

>>56140328
You're not fooling anyone, Betsy

Can you master baby?

>>56138918
Not me
I'll be the one stealing him and taking him home with me so he doesn't get murdered

>>56140328
idk, vesper seems like the type of person who you could mentally shut down just by making an advance when he doesn't expect

>>56140396
So you knew, cant have that.

>>56140438
He is the type that would pull a gun on you, and probably bury the body in the woods

>>56140181
Who even watches the stars? As a demographic I mean. I know little about them and there's very little I see that makes me want to dedicate some time to them over other things

flay's been recording cute audio posts tonight
https://x.com/machinaxflayon/status/1691352640410583040
https://x.com/machinaxflayon/status/1691355502960148480
https://x.com/machinaxflayon/status/1691363763679559681

>>56140438
Vesper? Emotionally maybe or he just wont get it. Like that goth girl. At his age he would just think no one is actually attracted to him and react with extreme skepticism.

i don't think the anni is going to happen even when they come back.

>>56140624
The anniversary already happened despite them not celebrating it, in the same way your birthday will occur whether you have a party or not.

>>56140624
>anni
Are okay, are you okay anni?

>>56140654
i mean the celebration stream and the merch drop

>>56140624
>vesper and magni still in limbo come vg’s 1st anni
what do

Is Axel's karaoke archived?

>>56140814
no one knows. he said he was just singing whatever comes to mind, if the vod is dead then rip

>>56140573
>INTJ
MBTI is bullshit. There's a reason why Carl Jung trashed it.

>>56140926
are you istj anon

Tempus gangbanging (You) 3D audio drama CD when?

axel loves rpr

>>56140624
If it takes an absurd amount of time for them to come back then yeah but is unlikely, especially since I am sure they have merch to sell with that and they aren't gonna skip that. I think even axel talked about how people should get their money ready or whatever soon.

>>56141064
What did he say?

>>56141015
I'd like the ryona and rape Bettel audio drama to release first.

>>56140624
>>56140706
(YOU)'VE BEEN HIT BY, YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY A

>>56140051
nah, I had no expectations. the circumstances surrounding the announcement weren’t made apparent in the language of the announcement itself. everything is up in the air. for all we know, Magni and Vesper may be in the middle of negotiating out of their contracts. that stuff doesn’t happen over night.

>>56141122
they'd be out the door already.

rratThey're still looking for a replacement for Vesper after the old one got his penis stuck in a car door

>>56140573
>At his age he would just think no one is actually attracted to him and react with extreme skepticism.
Stop fucking doxxing me.

>>56140573
Actually me, except I'm young and ugly

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1678333533650325506

>>56141581
Fuck you, I almost had a heart attack.

>>56141261
rrat Vesper made his own sail boat to travel to Japan again. Halfway there he was in proximity to a UAP incident the United States Navy observed. Because of Vesper's hyperpale completion the US government mistook him as an alien and has been holding him captive ever since. YAGOO has personally flown to Area 51 in an attempt to resolve the situation but has repeatedly been turned away.

>>56141776
Rrat denied, because they're sailing the same boat

>>56141114
SMOOTH CRIMINAL

>>56141581
AAAIIIEEE

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1691377941543018496
Bros...

https://files.catbox.moe/126qgn.mp3

>>56142229
>fuma
Might as well put Miyabi in there on a treadmill

>>56142229
WE'RE SO BACK

Tempus gym orgy

>>56142229
I'm EOP, what does this mean?

tempus voice pack doko

>>56142693
Graduation is imminent

>>56142693
starsJP gym-themed voice pack

>>56142693
it's a 'muscle training together' voice pack. and use a translator bitch

The real tragedy is that Pako got to be a mama again but now this happened. The man is cursed.

announcement tomorrow

announcement yesterday

announcement right now

announcement per minute

>>56142928
yeah, even if Vesper didn't end up being axed it's still kinda sad he went MIA just a week after the new model reveal

>>56142229
cant believe all of stars except for Fuma, Aruran, and Temma are graduating

When BG3 perms?

I wanna rape yantare

>>56141992
The rrats are chewing on a boat. Sinking is inevitable

>>56142928
what happened? i just got back

hamburger project.

>>56143300
vesper graduation announcement

>>56143300
vesper pregnancy announcement

>>56143194
when nowa returns. the energy of his autism will overwhelm management and they will grant the perms

>>56140769
lay in the ground in fetal position and cry like a bitch

>>56143204
>rape
>yantare

>>56143194
I don't know, but i'm praying to whatever God is up there that we do get perms.

>>56143401
>>56143419
Vesper probably playing it right now so we won't get the stream anyway.

>>56142284
fuma is now the weakest member in holostars even miyabi doesn't get exhausted after their orgy sex sessions at the studios

>>56143419
didnt Kiara say EN had perms falseflagge kun

>>56143194
hopefully never

>>56143441
>not thinking someone that autistic wont play it more than once

>>56143415
domination loss

>>56143493
based

>>56143441
He can play it when he comes back anyway, like he did with Fallout and Zomboid

>>56143462
falseflagging is when you type out a message meant to incite outrage and reactions while pretending to represent a portion of people, which i don't think i'm doing. Hope this helps you learn the lingo

when is vesper gonna do the trucker orgy stream?

>>56144159
tomorrow at 9pm pt

>>56144226
thanks

To whom it may concern: the pic from >>56130733 has now been re-enacted because I liked the dish so much I want to make it a regular thing so now I need to make it a few times to adjust the recipe to perfection and it was delightful.

>>56144632
based
i kneel vesoji-sama

Ohayo gozaimasu /MANS/.

>>56144732
Good morning faggot

>>56144732
Stinky.

>>56144732
Ugly

>>56144732
*squish*

>>56137832
That's a cute Betsy

>>56144732
hello

>>56144732
>>56145171
what is this, ryonabait for ants?

>>56145232
no

>>56130292
>The vesojis were OneyNG the whole time.
Nahone

>>56141064
I never would have guessed.

>>56142229
>holostars workout voice
>Hakka's favorite rap boyband series just came out with a workout themed song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oET-rBb1Jrc
Hmm. There's a coordinated effort to get female otaku fit.

>>56141261
This is unironically more believable than half the rrats we get. RIP.

>>56146390
>coordinated effort to get female otaku fit.
Fucking based.

>>56146390
I have a vague memory of hearing that the Dumbbells anime got a fuckton of otaku to go to the gym but they all had shit hygiene so it needed to have an episode or chapter dedicated to that

>>56134829
zetaxel drought going strong

>>56142229
Very interesting, anon...very cool...

>>56143459
No wonder Hakka loves him so much. He's probably the only Star he's got a chance against with his little victorian lady wrists

>>56146499
But what if I like it when female otaku are fatand hairy and sweaty?

>>56146585
>https://twitter.com/pewpawpo/status/1691294423005470721
I can live with the few drops I get anon

>>56146829
You are free to be wrong.

>>56146922
Rude.

>>56146938
I didn't make the rules, man.

>>56146829
fat and sweaty is ok but for hairy you gotta get fucking jailed

ShinySpicy, Zetaxel, ripdesk, Axmag, Eileex, LeoXel
Which is the best Axel ship?

>>56146998
I will not be silenced.

>>56147033
All of it. The reason? Axel

>>56147049
You will if your waifu rolls over while sleeping and you get smothered to death by her jelly rolls.

>full bush and natural hair scares the male discord erp groomers
who would have thought

>>56147120
My ancestors are smiling at me, can you say the same?

>>56146886
This is so cute lol

>>56147219
Smelly.

>>56147152
I would think so, but our ancestors probably valued different things, too.

>>56128937
Nothing until Thursday on Japan you idiot. East Asia is on festivities right now

>>56147146
I can think of nothing sexier than sweaty femvestie bush I can bury my face in as she eats the food I made while watching tempus streams.

I'm dying mans

>>56147219
Rape

>>56147406
*cums on you*
Did that help?

>>56136645
Fuckken' saved

Rio is playing Valorant on Twitch during these dead hours

https://www.twitch.tv/minaserio_uproar

>superchat reading
I'm sorry leader this is one stream of yours I won't watch unless we get another begging supa and you get pissed again

>>56147490
I'm watching Axel's karaoke because that retard only streams at non sense hours without any prior announcement

>>56147435
No.. please take my insulin, I'm vomiting so much

>>56147673
Just say no. Vomit can't legally leave your body without your permission.

Where are Magni and Vesper

>>56147707
In my basement.

i had a dream that might be altnowa because vesper and magni killed a guy in a gamer house scenario that me and a few other saw but they somehow have a fake alibi. there was a tape recorder that captured everything but the others in the house didnt want me to touch it without a bodyguard. a guy with an alligator head was at the bus stop waiting for me and the dream ended with him as my bodyguard holding me

>>56147707
sucking me off under the table right now uooohh

>>56147807
i meant vesper and altare.... can you tell my brains in a magni doko post wake up haze

>>56147571
Axel is still karaokeing?

>>56147902
Nah, I'm watching the vod

Smellfag Axel sniffing and licking Nowa's pits while knotting him

>>56148220
Ew.

>>56148220
Hot.

>>56148282
No!

https://youtu.be/lPXWgjwJRyM

>>56147548
I will watch just because he almost never does zatsudans and I need him to do more

>>56148304
Lmao.

>>56148220
NOWA IS A WHITE WOMAN RRAT?

>>56148542
i believe it hes like mori but as a woman

>>56147033
There is no best ship if all of Axel's shipped partners are already the best

>>56147548
>unless
You're trying to incite this, aren't you?

I should be happy that he is gone now after what he did to me but...

...It feels so lonely now.

Hakka fucking Shinri's chest and cumming all over his face

>>56148305
Same, it's nice sometimes.

>>56148708
I mean I've already accepted that fact the moment "he" returned to streaming. I've already gone through the five stages of grief.

>>56148775
best post in this thread

>>56148775
That's his father

>>56148304
Classic.

>nowa and magni are the first and only channels I've ever membered
>did it on day 1
>they both go MIA at the same time
>no news, no end in sight
I'm not sure how long I can take this...

>>56148864
thats even hotter

>>56148708
Show me on the plushie where he magged you.

>>56148921
Clearly you are cursed.

>>56148974
Shut up or I shall make you my oshi.

>>56148929
Incest wincest

>>56140624
They'll do it. The question at the moment is whether or not they're coming back.

>>56149200
you get it

>>56149506
Another day of being thankful that I didn't end up being a twink because holy shit the amount of cock I would've inhaled would've been inhumane.

>>56148864
Shinri will teach Hakka how to be a man

>>56149581
willingly or..?

>>56149619
Yeah. The only thing that saved me was becoming a fat hairy fuck nobody would want to fuck.

>>56149738
They're so fucking powerful

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
I MISS
NOWA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa

HQ outifit... doko...

>>56149738
nice

>>56150400
Half of HQ doesn't even exist