/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>56095160
rape both

>>56095236
this is the way

>>56095160
The Bible and Quran say bigamy is fine as long as you treat both dogwives equally.

Marry Mococo
Practice Yobai daily with Fuwawa

>>56095401
The Mormon Bible?

>>56095160
Which one is Aki? I had a huge crush on Aki. I still didn't watch any of their streams. Work schedule is killing me.

>>56095160
Why would Matsuri get mad that i'm marrying both of them?

>>56095160
>>God gets mad
he is male, so his opinion is irrelevant

>>56095160
>>Marry Mococo
>>Fuwawa gets mad
Bullshit, Fuwawa would be supportive of her little sister and assist you conceive her nephew by stimulating your prostate during sex.

>>56095462
David had 4 wives retard.

>>56095471
Fuwawa. Their eye colors didn't change.

>>56095653
And look how that turned out for him.

>>56095653
Leviticus 18:18
All of Leviticus 18 is about who you can't fuck

become mormon

>>56095160
>marry both
>live a happy life as an ojisan with them

Sorry, Fuwamoco is for twins only. Marry one and your twin marries the other, like so many happy twin marriages of the past

I can live happily without Fuwawa.

>>56096048
>Become a heretic
>God get's mad

>>56096191
Mococo can't

>>56095160
Okay but does dog god get mad? No? No problem then.

>>56095160
Fuwawa is cute but I just need Moco.
Imagine spending a nice rainy day inside the house, playing coop retro games with her, cuddling and kissing whenever you beat hard stages together.

>>56095160
I reject such an unjust god

>>56096488
Dog god absolutely gets mad. He won't even let you touch tails or ears without enacting a severe punishment

>>56095653
And Solomon had...

>>56096488
She might.

>>56095160
>Marry both
The only real solution.

>>56095160
>God gets mad
I see no God up here. Only me. and FuwaMoco.

>>56096799
>koyori
why

>>56096951
>why Koyori

>>56095930
Moses was a faggot that never saw twin dog vtubers in his entire life, even after getting high off God's bush. If he did, he defintely would have allowed sexual relations with women who were sisters.

>>56095653
>david succumbed to sin
>old testament
>>56097178
>never saw dog twin vTubers
it was written that moses died before seeing the "promised land" kek

Marry fuwawa cheat on her with mococo. Profit

>>56097023
Why are they afraid of Lui? She's so wholesome.

>>56096775
AAAIIIIIEEEEEEE

>>56097522
It's fucking hilarious she even had to say this. Poor Lui...

>>56097178
Dogs 1
Gods 0

>>56095160
Fuck laws. I want 5 wives.

>>56097522
>Lui wholesome.
But Fuwawa doesn’t seem to be though. Here are some examples: Fuwawa’s favorite word is Yobai, she said she wants Koyori to Yobai her (explaining that pic), her favorite anime is Yosuga No Sora (twincest), if someone wants to marry Fuwawa then Mococo wants to be included in that (threesomes), Mococo banned her from playing the Sims, etc. You get the point.

>>56097522
Lui, you aren't fooling me.

>>56095930
Leviticus also says we're not allowed to trim the edges of our beard or get tattoos, or plant certain plants with in certain distances of one another.
and thats not even accounting for the fact most people just ignore the whole book in favor of the one part that dictates you can't put your dick in another mans ass.

>>56096775
My Korone shrine is on a different floor, on the opposite side of the house, from all my other merch just to prevent divine jealousy.

>>56097522
>Please don't have any sexual thoughts about the twins, ok?
Sorry Lui, no deal

>>56097522
Sorry Luinee, im too degen to not see any vtuber as potential onahole.

>>56098072
Anon, do you know what Gods do when you worship false idols? It won't matter how far away the other merch is, you will face Doog's wrath.

>>56098067
>or plant certain plants with in certain distances of one another
Imagine what he would think of grafting

>>56096048
Have you lived around Mormons? Most hypocritical, judgmental, fake fuckers

>>56098468
Would assume it was devil satan shit

Twincest

>>56095160
i'm the alpha dog in this ,they are both mine

>>56095160
You must become a god slayer.

>>56095160
Do you think they cringe at the shit they have to say on stream to manchildren when they lay in bed at night

>>56095160
then theres only one solution left, kill god

>>56100258
Nah, theyve been doing that for years im sure theyrre used to it by now

The next misunderstanding?

>>56095160
One more God rejected.

>>56095160
>God gets mad
Good thing I'm atheist

I been holding myself back from having lewd thoughts about them, but yesterday I checked lewd arts of them on gelbooru.
Do they have a twitter tag for lewds btw? Not official but like Ina's 4thwah or whatever

>>56097178
>getting high off God's bush
Sadly, Matsuri is shaved

>>56095160

>>56095160
my wives

>>56095160
>FWMC streams regularly
>God doesn't stream
Yeah I am marrying both Fuwawa and Mococo

>>56095160
not my problem

>>56102344
If you hold back, you will make Fuwawa unhappy. You don’t want to do that right?

>>56095930
>>56098067
Leviticus also says you're not allowed to wear clothing composed of more than one material.

>>56095401
The Quran also says dogs are haram and their saliva is najis.

>Christians: The Bible says marry only one spouse and don't be homosexual
>also Christians when The Bible says don't eat pork, get blackout drunk, or say God's name in vein:

>>56117000
yeah Leviticus is a dumb book. We should all choose to ignore it.

>>56095160
>God gets mad
What God? The bible? A man can marry more than one woman as long as the guy keeps feeding, clothing, has sex, and continues to love his first wife as equally as the second and third and so forth. Just in case nobody knows, sex = marriage. Not some ceremonial bullshit.

However, a man can not marry a woman and her sister. It could be different if the man is tricked into marrying both like with what happened to Jacob, Leah and Rachel but something like that happening is almost impossible unless the man is stupid enough to get real drunk.

>>56095160
You marry Mococo and I'll marry Fuwawa at the same time, then everyone's happy

>>56095401
You're missing stuff. You cannot marry two sisters. You can marry two women from the same ethnicity, two women that are your cousins, two different ethnic women, and so forth. Just cannot marry two sisters.

The quran is shit. They teach when die in jihad you get 72 beautiful virgin boys. If that is the shit anybody but stupid moon worshipping muslims want to follow that's on you. They also teach it's ok to get with a 9 year old girl and the man can be 18+ and higher even 40, 50, 60 years old. What a piece of shit book.

>>56117977
>He thinks the Bible is the be all and end all of all Christian thought

Americans.

>>56095462
Mormon bible is trash and a racist book. Somebody get the golden magic underwear.

>>56095653
The bible says that not the moron book. There's nothing wrong marrying more than one women as long as you are able to take care of them. Like this anon said >>56095930 that's who you can't have sex with and having sex with your cousin is not on there but having sex with a woman and her sister is bad. So you have to choose between Fuwa or Moco not both. If they were not related you can take both.

>>56095160
TITS

>>56117424
>najis
I don't know this term.

>>56118946
>18+
Memes aside, the state of California's AoC wasn't a global standard in 7th century arabia.

>>56119252
Too complicated, just marry your imouto instead.

>>56098067
Probably because buttsex causes you to get horrible infections that make you die before 25, in a pre-antibiotics era.

>>56098067
nta but the edge of your beard is talking about shaving. It says nothing about "certain distance" it just says not to plant them together it's not hard I don't know what you're trying to say. The book is written for the Israelites not for everybody and faggots are going to be put to death when the time comes so unless they stop doing that fucking disgusting shit who gives a fuck about them.

>>56117000
No it says mixed fabrics. Look at the tag of your clothing. If it says 80% this and 20% that that's what it is talking about. You can sow a fabric that is cotton and sow in leather to it and be fine with that like it's done with men's pants.

>>56118002
It's not you're just a retard.

>>56119418
In 2D sure but not 3D. The whole bonding and attachment is what I want. Besides that it would be a childhood female friend then female cousin. I never had any of those so I can only do the regular woman whom I have to build from scratch which sucks because what if she dumps my ass? Or if she's a psycho bitch and want no part of that? Have to start all over again.

>>56119522
In 2D sure but not 3D. The whole bonding and attachment is what I want. Besides that it would be a childhood female friend then female cousin. I never had any of those so I can only do the regular woman whom I have to build from scratch which sucks because what if she dumps my ass? Or if she's a psycho bitch and want no part of that? Have to start all over again.

>>56119344
Maybe he's talking about halal. If that's what the quran says it wouldn't surprise me it's a piece of shit book anyways. It also teaches it's ok to beat your wife.

Do you fucking retards actually give a fuck about which retarded book written by humans of collective morals and stories is the right one and not just be a good person to make your god proud of you?
You think a god worth worshipping would give a fuck about you choosing the right dumbass book that says eating crayfish is illegal and they all contradict eachother constantly?
You think you should love according to one version of a book out of hundreds instead of just being like Jesus would want you to act?

>>56095236
satan gets happy

>>56121199
>reddit's first atheist take

>>56095625
h-hot...

>>56119726
You seem knowledgeable so I'm going to ask. Did they even have mixed fabrics back when Leviticus was written? Also does god ever give his reasoning or what? Is mixed fabrics really that sinful? It sounds like a funny schizo meme. The elites are mixing our fabrics to make us gay or more susceptible to mind control.

>>56122146
nta but we think it was so that jews could distinguish themselves as well as avoid culturally assimilating to the polythiests who embraced mixed fabrics. Pretty much most of Leviticus was made to make sure that Jews retained their cultural integrity.

>>56095160
If fuck Mococo, would Fuwawa still be doing all the talking while Mococo just says "un un" and nods?

>>56121199
Books like the bible have a specific audience retarded moron. The bible is written by Israelites to Israelites, it entails the history and their interaction with their God. It also documents other ethnicities they would interact whether good or bad and contains genealogies even some of other ethnicities and most importantly laws for the Israelites to follow, how to conduct themselves and live and not do what other disgusting ethnicities do to please their God and what to do if his laws are broken. It also contains prophecies including the messiah's coming.

In case you have no fucking idea only the bible talks about 1 top deity but many lower gods. No other cult and pagan practices do this. The quran is a shameless plarigery of the bible while giving validation to a evil war mongering pale skin Arab who claimed to have been speaking to the God of the Bible despite the Bible contradicting it saying he only exclusively speaks to Israelites and he is their God only and nobody else.

So you have nothing to worry about. The book was never ever for you or anybody whose not an Israelite. I mean all you have to do is open the bible and see God only speaking to the Israelites. It's still the same thing in the so called new testament and the very last book, Revelation. It follows the same theme throughout.

Oh and it's not good to do a 3 some either if you wanted to do that with FuwaMoco besides not being able to marry both of them because they're sisters.

>>56122146
The God of Israel is a separatist. He wants things to be separate including his own people. You can read Deuteronomy 32:8-12 how he divided the world who would get what and so on. Yeah they have mixed fabrics. I cannot recall where but you can read that it was ok to attach a fabric with other things to it including other fabrics. The main concern was the thread not be mixed with others. Sometimes he will explain the reason why and others he does not. So the mixed fabric is one of those where he does not explain. The idea is about being holy (which means separate) from what other ethnicities do. Kinda like how you see schools who do uniforms and those that don't? That's what I believe he's doing. Yes, it's a sin to the Israelites because it is a commandment from God, period.

There is no buts or anything you just do it. You have to remember this is the same God that killed everybody but 8 people with the flood, raised Pharaoh to be the top guy and his people the top nation on Earth so he can show his power by killing him and some of his people and show off to his people, this is the same God that killed his own people and put them into slavery. What do you think he's going to do with other ethnicities if that's how he is with his own? The answer is even worse. But other ethnicities don't have to worry about any of his commandments except adultery and human sacrifices. Might be another I am forgetting.

>>56122633
The bible speaks nothing about "Jews" that's a Greek and Roman invention because they could not distinguish between the remaining 3 tribes, the tribe of Judah, tribe of Benjamin, and the tribe of Levites. Plus the letter J was not invented until the 1500 I believe. So if it's going to be practical the real name is Judeans not Jews. In addition, Jews was usually only targetted at one tribe specifically which was the tribe of Judah leaving out the two other tribes. Also, saying "Jews" is misleading because there are 12 tribes not 1 or 3 depending on the context.
>Jews retained their cultural integrity.
This is a lie. The prophecy states that God will scatter all tribes and make the remembrance of the Israelites to cease from among other ethnicity Deuteronomy 32:26 meaning people will forget who they are and the Israelites will not have an identity of their own. Those ugly mf's who call themselves Israeli's are not the Israelites but one of the main enemies of them which fits another prophecy concerning who would be in Israel pretending to be God's people. Edom. Those people are related to King Herod from when the time of Christ and the same person who ordered the death of Israelite babies from 2 years and younger.

After the 3 wars that started in 70 AD the romans sacked Judea and put millions of Israelites into slavery. The next two wars with the remaining Israelites ended in them fully being scattered because God was still angry at the Israelites according to the prophecy of Daniel concerning the 4 beasts more specifically the final 4th beast. Those fakers despise the book of Daniel because it also exposes them in that it shows the Israelites are suppose to be in slavery and away from Israel. Ezekiel 37 speaks about the Israelites forgetting who they are. In Jeremiah it talks about how the all 12 tribes would be gathered again and go back to the same wilderness as in Exodus alongside a new passover. No where in the Bible says 2 tribes would be in Israel and not the rest. It only says all 12 tribes will comeback to Israel at the same time.

>>56095930
Good thing they won't be rivals, they'll just be my cute dog wives

>>56125442
>The bible speaks nothing about "Jews"
Good thing I wasn't using the bible as the reference for my point then. Retard. I'm not reading the rest.

I want to have loud sex with Mococo while Fuwawa is forced to listen in the other room

>>56118946
>you get 72 beautiful virgin boys
I already have enough virgin boys in this board, thanks you

I wish the OP didn’t mention the G word. Move back to talking about Fumamoco, or get out.

>>56126350
>Implying
She'd be right there backseating Mococo whether you want to or not

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>>56126899
>you must talk about things only in terms which i agree with

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>>56125442
Why are modern jews/christians so supportive of accepting/mixing ethnicities and cultures if the bible says YHWH is a separatist and wants everything divided neatly? Genuine question. I feel like they're all ignoring a large part of the bible and YHWHs teachings. Is it just gradual corruption of the original teachings or was there some specific figure that denied those parts of the bible/YHWHs teachings?

>>56127251
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