/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Announcement doko?

>>56027529
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified

wide vesper, bye

>>56027730
looks like a thwomp

>>56027730
Okay which one of you sat on my dad's head?

>>56027730
Holy cow, he's LEGO now!

>>56027730
I want to rest my head on that big bellyyyy. ToT

>>56027749
Laying babettel on his back and playing with his little feets and then giving his tummy a big raspberry that accidentally makes him spit up all over himself

>>56027635
Amen.

>>56027730
I'm so sorry

>>56028646
KEK

I am so tired. I hope you guys are doing alright though.

>>56028793
I'm losing my fucking mind, magmite.

>>56028793
Keep on believing

>>56028793
Eh, not really. But I can push through the depression with the frozen pizza I'm going to dress up for tonight's Sharknado watchalong.

>>56028646
KEK why does it fit so well......

>>56028925
cute, what kinda pizza you get?

>>56028793
I've spent all my free times playing games that Vesper has talked about on stream. I just finished Xenogears and Dicey Dungeons and I 'vestarted playing Project Zomboid

Flays gonna screw us!

>>56029141
3 cheese and I'm going to add onions, pepperoni, jalapeños, and fresh garlic. It's a really small personal one because I'm not very hungry, I'll probably have the other half for lunch tomorrow. I also got a tiny wine cocktail bottle to sip on for something sweet.

>>56029608
oh nice! thats sounds really comfy, enjoy and I hope you have better times

>>56028847
Calm down brother. We have each other (for the moment) and even if they are somewhat bizarre, we can also count on a large part of the magmites. Maybe tomorrow (today in my lands) there will be news.

/mans/ is wholesome sometimes, is this because we've got a good gender split?

>>56029773
Same to you man, we need summer to end and to get through the bullshit that came with it.

>>56029909
the women love men and the men here love women

>>56027635
amen

>>56030011
yes, Im ready for autumn and hope things mellow out and resolve
Aside from the terrifying lack of progress on things I had to do this summer, but oh well.

>>56029909
yes, unironically

>>56028793
I'm glad Shiori is going on a vacation with occassional vlog updates of it. The more she streams, the more I get reminded of Magni...

>>56030525
why are shiori fags shoving her in threads where she doesnt belong. you guys inserted her into /baubau/ and now youre here

>>56030660
>you can't talk about genmates in girls's threads
really?

>>56030525
>Doesn't stream at EU times
Don't care.

How late will bird be

Still no schedule posted from any of the boys?

if vesper is away for any longer im going to kidnap the menhera vesties here and have a slumber party

>>56031264
no they're all dead

>>56031417
damn rip tempus

>>56031414
I can cook for us.

>>56031414
i'm not a vestie but i'm lonely, can you kidnap me

ive never watched sharknado before why are there 6 movies of it, was it popular?

>>56028646
HOLY KEK

>>56031675
you better make it stars themed dishes you fat fuck. i expect pork with a small spear decoration stabbed through it for vesper dishes.
>>56031753
wear a cosplay of your oshi and ill consider it

>>56027635
Amen.

>>56031971
Ok since you're that rude I won't do it.

I long for Tempus nuis. I even have little props ready for them when the day arrives.

>>56028793
You're looking a little dried up little mag...

>>56032027
you're being kidnapped and you think you have a say in this?

>>56029909
We both love and hate each other here parasocially.

>>56031827
The first was a meme, but they are made by a studio that makes INCREDIBLY cheap horror schlock so they can just keep pumping them out and confused grandma's will keep buying them

>>56032226
Good luck finding me.

Boys mewoung

yummy shinri meows

>>56032289
i see, thank you for explaining

>>56031264
It's Monday. Donmai.

please stop posting incredibly small images of tempus members

>>56030837
its considered off topic. thats sort of the whole reason /hlgg/ exists and people have separate generals dedicated to their specific oshi.

>>56032676
i refuse

>>56032676

>>56032492
>monday
time traveler anon..

>>56032676
Can i get a small image of the cute computer altventurer?

>>56032676
No. No I don't think I will.

>>56032835
It's monday for Axel

>>56032745
that seems really unpleasant, i'm glad tempus is just one general

>>56032969
There are times I can't stand 80% of you, but I don't think I'd have it any other way.

>>56032289
Didn’t see the reply and thought you were talking about Chilla’s art games

>>56030525
I should be more annoyed but Its hard to be mad at magmites at this time due so their oshi being gone for like, a month now

Good evening gentlemen, my oshi is currently trapped in the Cover work mines, I miss him

rrat Vesper and Magni did not die when they were killed

>>56033109
If it fits, it fits.

>>56033479
Of course. Vesper is a vampire after all and Magni is an alchemist with some kind of resurrection potion. No! You will not make me take any more meds

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! I've been listening to Axel's VP content again recently- somehow I was having a hard time getting to sleep last night so I played that good night starter voice of his, and I suppose it worked- I still really find them all charming! I like this kind of stuff because it allows Axel and the boys to be a little more creative with a small story they want to tell or whatnot, and I hope that we do get to see more of it eventually. Axel was the one who originally pushed for more of this content, if I remember right, so I'm always thankful towards that! Ah, a Tempus lore voice drama would be the ultimate goal- with a physical CD and everything! It's be so cool to display around my room with my other CDs! Nonetheless I hope that whatever projects Axel wishes to do and has plans for work out well for him- it'd be nice to see him happily praise his work and the help of everyone involved again. Various things can always come up, so I don't mind waiting, but he might, I think. It's alright though!!! Axel loves putting his all into things to make them the best they can be and waiting is just a part of that process so make sure everything falls into place. I'd be happy to wait as long as it takes so that he's proud of his work!!! I like watching his after cover zatsus a lot for this reason actually...It makes me happy. ANYWAY! Always wishing this guy the best in everything, and I hope that at least for a little his heart and mind are able to rest properly. Please eat lots of good food soon, and I hope that Axel knows he's very beloved by many people! Stay happy and healthy!!!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can you imagine how magmites would cope if magni didnt stream the past month?

>>56033791
Yeah that'd be crazy

One School swimsuit Flayon please

hehehehehe

>>56033938
Smelly

>>56034053
:C

>>56033938
rape

>>56033938
lazy whore

>>56033938
stimky oji-san
you better come home soon or I'll have to correct you with lots of WoW

imagine bettel's ass

>>56033752
Thanks doc!
Chu~!

What's the /mans/ opinon on oatmeal

GIVE YOUR OSHI TO BE ROACHED

art requests, vesoji molestation also welcome

>>56034623
Bony and flat

>>56034740
It goes great with yogurt

>>56034818
Vesper x Morf

>>56034740
oat soup tastes good

>>56034623
concave

>>56034740
I can only think of kirby

>>56034818
Roach Magni, if he is canonically Morf's parents is up to you kek

>>56034740
I unironically eat my oatmeal dry and uncooked. Sometimes I'll add a tiny amount of yogurt right before I eat it. Oat mush is what you feed sick horses and cattle

>>56034818
Vesper piercing a giant cockroach with his spear.

>>56034911
Perfect for putting things inside (dicks)

>>56034740
sugar and powdered milk -- trust me

>>56034818
Shinri

>>56034740
as an Asian I don't eat that

>>56034818
Altare

>>56031971
i only had the budget to commission the jacket to be made and i can't style wigs... please take me...

>>56035026
sorry to hear that

>>56034740
Yuck

>>56034818
Astel plz

>>56035201
CUTEEEEEEEEEE

>>56034818
shien (for my friend)

>>56034818
Morf being disgusted by a femvestie lusting over fat hairy bellies

>>56034623
if you slapped his ass it would make the minecraft skeleton noise

>>56034646
Love ya man!!! I hope you had a good day and are getting all the good rest you need as well, good luck with whatever it is you do! I will now be thrown at terminal velocity at you to place a kiss on your cheek, CHU~!!!
>>56034740
I love oatmeal so much, used to eat a savoury version with a bit of salt and sunny side up egg for breakfast a lot. Sweet kinds are good too though.

>>56034962
>sick horses
actually all horses love oat mush with sugar. we usually give some to them as a treat when they behave well or learn to do tricks

>>56034740
I love dinosaur egg oatmeal.

shinri on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6CW5jDSTKA

Vesper has me going through more emotions over the past year than any man i've ever dated in my life. am i a schizo

>>56035592
yay

MAMA ON DA TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6CW5jDSTKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6CW5jDSTKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6CW5jDSTKA

>>56035682
How many men have you dated

>>56035767
6

Quickly chatgpt, show me everywhere on earth where it's 90F right now

>>56035810
Slut, just like your oshi.

>>56035810
Whore.

>>56035857
My pants

>>56035857
Maui

>>56035860
>>56035907
mean :(

>>56035857
>90F
the fuck is that

>>56036026
32C
I'm trying to triangulate Shinri's bedroom location

>>56035940
Sorry, would a kiss make you feel better?

I fucking hate Cover for dragging this shit out.

hurts my heart that awful male vtubers are the ones that get popular and super sweet ones like shinri get the brunt of it all

>>56034740
I hate it.

>>56034740
its fine

>>56034818
Shiori

>>56036147
>/MANS/ is grooming the femvesties now

>>56032969
Yeah, Tempus is really best experienced as a group. It'd be lame if everyone had solo threads.

>>56034740
Love it for breakfast. Put a knob of butter in the middle and you don't need anything more.

Shinri is playing a game that the vesties should play

ENTER

>>56036601
Vesojis grooming femvesties grooming vesojis. The circle of autism and mutual dependency.

Apolo-sama, you're ultra based, please continue being Shinri's oilbaron... he deserves to go on a vacation.

>>56036726
What the fuck is QAR? Qatar ARS?

>>56034934
Shoutouts to simpleflips.

>>56033791
Pretty much like this.

>>56036601
OH NYOOO I HOPE NO VESOJISAN WILL TAKE ME HOME, SPERG TO ME ABOUT THEIR HOBBIES, AND COOK ME TASTY MEALS

>>56036811
Qatari Riyal, the currency of Qatar.

>>56036936
*cook me into tasty meals

>>56036726
>Qatar
is watching Shinri Haram in their country?

>>56036996
>
i have no meat that would be a fucking bone broth

>>56037092
Bone broth is delicious. I'll get the stock pot going.

>>56037092
>i have no meat
I will not cook you but I will cook FOR you. We need to change this ASAP.

>>56036936
Oh, I would do it without any dark or sexual intentions, but I was accused some time ago of being a groomer. You'll have to settle for the other vesoji turning you into broth.

>>56037085
not really unless you get parasocial, worshipping anyone but god is considered haram

>>56036936
When you word it like this it makes me not want to.

>>56037368
>I was accused of being a groomer
I mean, who among us hasn't?

>>56037148
im sorry. please dont... im not a bad vestie...

>>56036640
>butter
>not peanut butter

>>56037563
theyre already donated what equals to more than $100 to a deep voiced shirtless bara anime man, theres no turning back. its absolutely haram

rape vesojis

>>56036936
>>56037691
Will you listen to my TED talk about why all the recent adaptations of my favorite series have been complete shit while I make food for you?

>>56037828
Depends, which series?

>>56036726
Shinri seducing Saudi Oil Princes...

>>56037912
Based Shinmama.

Added the hair that i forgot last time..sorry anon who complained about the lack of hair. >v<

>>56037828
NTA but yes, as long as you can tolerate me begging for good remakes of media that I also love

>>56037828
nta but i love listening to people rant you dont even have to cook for me

jesas Shinri needs centralized air conditioning already

>>56038011
finally, the perfect image

>>56038011
Me in all corners.

>>56037828
magni please stream

Someone PLEASE save Shinri

>>56037828
When you're done cooking can I infodump you about the Kid Icarus Uprising AR card releases in various regions of the world while I eat your food?

>>56038124
post now

>>56038124
post belly you erotic fat ojisan

Anons of /MANS/, post tummy or BTFO :D

>>56037895
The one I could actually go on an autistic multi hour rant about is the recent Amazon Wheel of Time adaptation, the rest are just general disappointments like "of course they didn't get this one right either".
>>56038012
>>56038162
Absolutely.

>>56038137
For real... please
I would if I wasn't a loser NEET
Shinri deserves to be a sugared

>>56038246
but im not fat or hairy

>>56038258
I'm scared...

>>56038011
Stop doxxing me this instant.

>Astel outright said he was only playing Apex because Altare asked for it

Astare bros...

>>56038433
THEN THAT'S NOT LITERALLY YOU FR FR!!!!!!!!! KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!

>>56038258
but im not fat or hairy

>>56038483
Kobo has two brothers now

>>56038483
Altare should tell him to play CS then

>>56038483
Blue bitches saikyou~

>>56038487
i had the wrong post...

>>56038137
Actually working on my degree now to make six figures and spoil mama

>Quatari Riyal akasupa for mama

Inshallah, bless this brother.

People usually say hot+humid feels worse, but the worst weather I've ever been in was in Orlando with 100+F (~40C), and I think it's pretty dry there.
It felt actually unliavable and I'm from a warm place.

>>56038569
donmai, please don't kill yourself jobberchama

>>56038677(me)
unlivable*

>>56038677
>Orlando
>pretty dry
>subtropical peninsula

nigger it's a fucking steam shower outside my goddamn front door

i have to take a shower by the time i'm finished drying off from my shower

>>56038552
He actually did say he's interested in playing CS2.

>>56038165
>>56038246
>>56038258
CAN YOU SLUTS CALM DOWN

Is this the ERP discord

>>56038538
She always did.

https://streamable.com/ltwwtk

>>56038483
My astare lives….Im happy

>>56038969
the moment one of these retarded old men post their stomach it is

WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS!?!?!?

>>56038258
>>56039081
All joking aside, actually posting pics would be way too /soc/ so it's better to leave it here. Despite that pic being almost literally me kek

>>56038677
Hot and humid is only worse if you're inside. The water vapour (humidity) retains most of the absorbed heat in the atmosphere and is easily carried away by the wind.

>>56038258
Go back

>>56038864
Oh nevermind kek. Apparently the average yearly humidity is in the 70%
I think I was there in the dry season, but it was still very bad

>>56039175
Makes sense

>>56039141
Honestly I think the fact that people would take that suggestion seriously means that MagNoir's absence is taking a toll on our collective mental health.

If there isn't an announcement about their return, I will film myself pissing on the Ouya.

>>56039085
Are you the funny green parrot?

>>56039293
What the fuck did Ouya ever do to you??

Anyway, don't actually post your tummy unless you have abs. It's just a little heeheehaahaa

>>56039293
No, it just means vesties are whores, which we knew long before the break announcement.

>>56039413
I have them, they're just well protected.
>>56039415
Mean.

>>56039275
In summer, the air is literally too thick to breathe comfortably. You wheeze like a diabetic in a mobility scooter just walking to your car. It's been over 100 degrees for about 4 days in a row now.

>>56039476
yeah protected by me

Shintare date to see the Northern Lights...

NUT
https://twitter.com/PUNPUNWAN_09/status/1690560534784118784

announcement tomorrow

>>56034818
>>56035342
Astel being Roached for anon...

>>56039633
If there is nothing I'll drag you to the feeding dungeon.

I am currently enjoying shinri

>>56039415
I have absolutely atrocious amounts of belly fat and fur

>>56039313
No, but was just watching his vid

>>56034818
>>56039648
i hate you hoes for real

>>56039413
Too late, have some vesoji bear belly (warning, hairy).

>>56039413
already did :)

>>56039681
have you seen an aurora borealis, anon?

>>56039742
WHORE

>>56039762
At this time of the year?

>>56039762
Yeah it happens whenever I steam a ham

>Sharknado is $.99 to rent for 5 days
>3.3/10
Gonna be good

i miss morf

>>56039762
AT THIS TIME OF DAY?

>>56039633
One again,
Announcements are for terminations or graduations.
When the boys come back they will just start tweeting Xing again.

>>56039648

>>56039776
Yes

>>56039950
If Morf was a shota he'd love it

is the sharknado watchalong gonna be cytubed?

>>56039648
AAAAA ME LA VOY A JALAAAAAAAAAAR UOOOHHHHH ToT

>>56034818
Morf using a Vesoji AND Femvestie

>>56039648
I'm cryiog holy shit thank you

>>56027701
The thumbnail makes it look like Vesper's mouth is wide open and he has some sort of green thing stuck in his craw

>>56040001
This you anon?

i love flayon

hate morfnigga destroy morfnigga

>>56040236
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw it like that kek

>>56040317
i love flayon too!!!

>>56040129
>inb4 its the femvestie molesting morf

>>56040022
Not furry enough.

>>56034818
Shinri :)

>>56039798
>>56039830
>>56039897
kek, love you guys sometimes

>>56040564
I bet you say that to everyone, you slut. Chu~

How the fuck are they gonna explain a month+ long-not-suspension "hiatus".

>no bellies
You're all such teases.

Only max level visualization chads can do this one simple trick!

>Shinri's Mind Palace in Miencraft

Minecraft mind palace...this man...

>>56040725
Realistically, they won't. If they actually get to come back they won't be allowed to discuss it at all.

I love Shinri

https://twitter.com/jestertamer/status/1690879235533996032

>>56040735
You can instead enjoy the mental image of me making some more pasta soon.

>>56040725
i dunno nijinigger

>>56040825
I suspect they'll come back and basically be able to say one sentence that amounts to "there were some legal situations, we weren't in trouble because we did anything, and we really can't say more than that". And then if it has to do with that NDA situation with the animator we'll find out through legal filings rather than Cover announcements.

>>56035592
>>56035750
>How many more days must we wait?
What did Shinri mean by this?

>>56040869
Dem hands

>>56040903
Stop attacking enemies in your head retard

>>56040725
They either actually explain what happened, have a plausible excuse, or claim it was an overly elaborate bit

>>56040640
I love this gif so much... look at his little peeties...

>>56040725
Honeymoon in Thailand after a long and painful b-section due to complications with tearing in Magni's buttbirthing canal

>>56040869
never seen this artist before

bettel is watching such a horrible movie today... who decided this?

>>56040935
>And then if it has to do with that NDA situation with the animator
Was this the tachibana thing or some new rrat?

Does Axel still have his male manager?

>>56040725
They wont, Ves was barely allowed to apologize for his suspension in November.
Whatever happened, it's going to be memory holed.

I visualize myself putting distinct memories in different drawers of a cabinet, it works most of the time.

>>56040735
Low quality one, my bad it's late.

>>56041037
The old one that he never talks about? Who knows

>>56041083
You moron, what have you done.

>>56041083
nigga put that thing away

>>56041083
TTTToTTTT EROTIC

>>56041083
what the fuck is that
thats closer to /x/ than /soc/

>>56041083
tummy mole... must kiss,

>>56041083
VESOJI BELLY ISREAL?

>>56041014
Literally, senzaki mama

>>56041083
I don't see no hair. You a woman?

i cannot wait till the boys get their 3d models so i can make schizophrenic roleplaying videos on youtube using AI voices

>/soc/ posting
it has never been more over for /mans/

>>56041088
He talked about him 2 or 3 months ago, but it was about the time he was in Japan.
I was wondering if he also got promoted, since he was supposedly focused on musical projects and Axel mentioned a bunch of personal projects being cancelled.

>>56041292
The need for an announcement is critical.

>>56041237
I wax it off

>>56035810
>>56035860
>>56035907
not that anon, but dated does not mean fucked.
hell, i have dated some total 18 women but only landed 4.... over 15 years....

>>56035368
>Morf being disgusted by a femvestie lusting over fat hairy bellies

>>56041351
>dated some total 18 women
WHORE

>>56041292
/soc/ posting is, unfortunately, the backbone of /mans/, always has been.

>>56041083
ew

>>56041421
KEK JESUS CHRIST

>>56041421
BASED
Thank you drawfriend!

>>56041453
was just about to say this kek

>>56040991
it's vesmachi schizo

I'm the only good poster left on /MANS/

>>56040935
>I suspect they'll come back and basically be able to say one sentence that amounts to "there were some legal situations, we weren't in trouble because we did anything, and we really can't say more than that".
If they're even allowed to say that much. I reckon they'll just explain that they can't say why they were gone and that they're back now.

>>56041573
anon...

>>56041421
Based morf

>>56041351
how do you date someone but not have sex with them at least once? sounds like a waste of time

>>56041583
*cums on you* not anymore

bettel is sniffing...

>>56041614
That was not an anon that was a kind angel who answered what they thought was a cry for help

>>56041445
i have literally not had sex in YEARS!!!!
....
did i walk into /lgbt/ lite?

>>56041700
it's because of the coke line he did off my dick, my bad.

What is this? A thread for whores?

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1690838970131746816
is getting stuck in a washing machine not a common childhood experience

>>56041614
w-why?

>>56041700
Bettel is doing cocaine before streams... hot

>>56041351
I'm 34 and I've never dated anyone or had relations.

>>56041657
Some people don't jump to bed on the first date

I'd rather the fujos talk about their oshi's butthole than the vesties grooming each other with fat belly pics desu

>JEFFERY IS ARRIVING WITH MY ORDER

>>56041825
Vesper please stream

JEFFREY MENTION

JEFFREY MENTION ON BETTEL MENSHI TELLY?!

JEFFREY DELIVERING PIZZA

>>56041743
I have never had sex, you WHORE

>>56041657
huh? what?
do you not know?
bad chemistry, horrible karen in disguise, etc.
....see here; if the first date is really bad, or they drop some fact you really cannot stomach, then you don't fuck, you get the hell out of dodge.
how hard is that to understand?

>>56041421
you know
that ojisan kinda reminds me of...

JEFFREY BETTEL OFF COLLAB INCOMING

I have come here to tell you all that I love Machina X Flayon. That is all.

>>56041901
Internet in Bangkok isn't stable enough for that.

>>56041893
Hey I just started a new diet ok

>>56041787
My step-sister keeps getting stuck shoving herself in our washing machine. I have to pull her out all the time, especially since it seems to only happen whenever our parents aren't home.

>>56041893
Magni's soft sensitive well taken care of butthole

>>56041929
when i hear the word "dating" i think of actually being in a relationship with someone for a long amount of time, not a date for a single night that you'll most likely never see again

jeffery realized the retired life isnt all that great...

>>56042011
Is he into ladyboys?

>>56041351
Fucking whore your dick is probably a shriveled up sausage. Used goods.

>>56042058
I refuse to believe there's any pulling out going on.

Shinri's not James Earl Jones but this is still pretty good

>what is a 3 in 1 shampoo? gross
kek

>>56042127
He's literally the village bicycle. Disgusting.

>>56042058
There was that one anon that tried to get their strep bro to fuck them by getting stuck or something, unsuccessfully

>>56042112
I'm on my honeymoon with Magni and Magnolia
Please respect our privacy.

>>56042143 (me)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLiXjaPqSyY
What I'm referencing, for the zoomers in attendance

>>56041780
YES, APPARENTLY!!!!!

>>56041825
>>56041921
I am of the opinion not having sex can be a good thing. hell, i know what it's like to fuck a fat girl and a girl with a shapeless putty ass...so i can see why there is competition for the higher ranks.
but
I have never been paid for sex
and
all of my breakups after sex have come with a depressing cool down period. sex takes over your mindset, if you don't have sex, you get the joy of never experiencing a regret that goes away that you can never recover from.

and i say that is a good thing.

>>56042004
based

>>56042075
hmm, both count as dating, oddly.
american english is ass. we should specify "in a relationship"

>>56042326
who is your oshi? altventurer/koipanion?

>>56042305
VESPER PLEASE STREAM

>>56042326
Cease this nonsense talk whore

Jeffrey is literally at Bettel's place right now, Jeffyume status??

Flayon you can't just whisper like that outta nowhere ahhhhhh I'm feeling things.

AIIIEEE FLAYON NO MY OCD

>>56042127
>>56042195
i have not laughed this hard in a while.
thank you so very much!

An audiobook with Shinri's voice would be really good

>>56042480
THEY ARE HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW!!! AYIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>56041083
Shit like this is why vesties are known as the whores of /mans/

>>56042427
Straight up Vesper.
unless you wanna count all Holo' in which you can toss in Fubukers.

>>56042473
let's talk about Labia!!!

>>56041787
I think that most washing machines in latam are fed from the top instead of the front, which makes it very difficutl for a kid to hop in.

>>56041421

>>56042815
At least vesties didn't date 18 women

>>56042885
anon... the 18 women anon IS a vestie. they dont even have that going for them anymore

>>56042885
anon....

Sometimes I regret my disgusting posts when I remember some of Tempus might be /here/, but I love Yous too much...

peace will never be known on /MANS/ as long as Vesper and Magni are still a part of Tempus

>>56041929
Yeah anon, you're talking about "going on a date with", not "dating". The former means shit like going to have a coffee or see a movie, the latter means being in a relationship with.

>>56042945
>>56042973
Fuck, yeah whatever vesties are w-whores I guess

https://www.youtube.com/live/M6CW5jDSTKA?feature=share
Shinri reading The Cask of Amontillado right now

>>56041787
The one in my childhood home was top-loading. You'd have to work hard to get stuck in it

>>56043080
>https://www.youtube.com/live/M6CW5jDSTKA?feature=share
I'll watch your mama

>>56043080
god I love shinri. his voice naturally gives me asmr

>>56042326
Why are you talking about fat girls like it's a shame to love them?

>inb4 vod takes down because they don't have Edgar Allan Poe perms

>>56043080
finally some more food after the grim fairytales

>>56043030
fucking hell.

>>56043214
go back

I feel like Shinri would do really well making more pre-recorded reading vods. Like relaxing 1h reading for you to listen before sleep

art requests anyone?

>>56043214
because, it can be.
if she's a lil' chubby, say >pic related
that's way fine
if she's fully chubby, that can be fine too.
...it's hard to princess carry a meat planet. bad for real romance.

>>56043473
should let him know in his comments that its content you might be interested in

>>56043473
He did some pre-recorded readings of fairytales for his membership, actually.

>>56043534
draw Vesper at fuck.

>>56043537
I will princess carry a meat planet I've grown with my own cooking or so help me.

>>56043534
Shinri reading a story book to a bunch of kois

>>56043534
Magni and Vesper waiting for a bus.

>>56043473
he has his poems and fairytale series but theyre short...

>>56043473
He did mention that he read Ozymandias aloud as part of his audition for Holostars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGYwNPsDCI8

>>56043654
anon so horny they couldnt even type their post correctly

Mmm, stream of bedtime stories

>>56043654
vesper at where

>>56043013
oh you GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

>>56043672
anon youre not going to make that happen /soc/ posting here go groom someone on twitter/discord

>>56043672
<---
>real man, right here....

>>56043534
altare looking like a little bastard (smug)

>>56043690
they better be waiting for the bus in the rain

>>56043534
Morf X Flayon

>>56043534
smug shotare about to receive correction

imagine being new to /mans/ and this thread is the first thing you see

>>56043654

>>56043473
Honestly I just watch any of his solo streams to get me to relax and go to sleep. I end up having the best sleep ever if I have headphones.

>>56043564
Seconding this. I'll suggest it too, though I don't mind the live readings either.

>>56044239
altnowa

>>56043654
I almost pissed myself laughing anon please calm down and type properly.

>>56043654
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT FUCK?

>>56044210
Sounds like the best possible experience

>>56044239
lmao

Shinri is having fun reading stories

>>56044409
LELOUCH NO

>>56044409
I MEAN I'M AT THE FUCK STORE

I miss Axel

is Axel on break?

>>56045275
He was gonna go on a skiing trip, I don’t know for how long tho

>Reads the The Cask of Amontillado
>Explains the story for the ESL that may not have been able to understand the formal English
Shinri is too nice

>>56044987
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE FUCK STORE

>>56045376
>Altare is the only HQ member that will be streaming
grim

My grandpa was a freemason but he died without telling me a single thing about it... he always acted like he knew some big secrets but who knows.

>>56045443
SOUP YOOOOUUUUU

>>56044664
I love him

>>56045376
>Skiing in Australia
I had no idea that was a thing

>>56045487
It's not as interesting as people try to paint it, it's basically a circlejerk of helping each other with opportunities

>>56045225
I miss flayon

>>56045559
Anon, Australia is a crazy place, it has all the biomes possible.

>>56045487
Your grandpa sucked old man cock. I'm sorry to tell you this.

>>56045539