/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>55805720
Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmONUXdNf_4

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

Shiori is straight
Shiori is GFE
Shiori is for men
Shiori is my girlfriend

I love Shiori~n

SHIORI~N

Does Shiori like older dudes if they are charming? I'm talking like 50+

To all the anons that are unsure of how they'll cope once her 9 day break starts.
>You all said you would stay by her, that she's the best, that she's the one, but look at you now. Tisk tisk.
>Man up! it's alright to miss her, I'm certain many the Novelites around you will miss her too, deeply even, but she'll return.
>Don't give up your aspirations and your hopes to see this woman shine because you can't handle a bit of separation that won't even be long-term.

Novella, My Beloved Novella

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I HAVE A CHEMISTRY PHD AND CAN HELP YOU SOLVE SCIENCE FICTION ESCAPE ROOL PUZZLES!

>>55805900
Dammit forgot the pic
Fuck

>>55805852
>I'm talking like 50+

There is no way you exist, post your redacted drivers licence.

Shiori is gay
Shiori is Bro experience
Shiori is for girls
Shiori is my friend

>>55805942
If you're just like the other PhDs and postdocs that I've worked with, then you're just as retarded as anyone else

>>55805999
>Shiori is my friend
jelly

>>55805852
If you have money and you're not terribly ugly then yeah maybe

>>55806014
The real redpill is that everyone educated with a high IQ is retarded and everyone less intelligent is an apeman automata

Shiori is straight and she hates homosexuals (canon)

Need Shiowife.

What her belt be doin

>>55806079
>can you faggots stop tonguing each other in chat???

Checks out

>>55806086
The fuck is wrong with her hand kek

>>55806153
How new

>>55806193
Old enough to wonder why AI still can't make decent looking hands
I love hands (more than feet) so AI images make me puke

Shiori a Cute

piggyback rides for shiorin

>>55806335
Shiori covering her mouth with a book is my new fetish.

Only lewd Shiori allow in this page.

>>55806352
RAPE for shiorin

>>55806386
>>55806400

TOO BIG

>>55806386
>>55806400
TOO SMALL

>>55806400
Did the other guy's Koikatsu card ever get released?

I know Shiori is going to break my heart

>>55806386
>>55806400
JUST RIGHT

I want Shiorin to punch me with her tiny little bookworm arms.

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

If you want bigger boobs you can watch Nerissa instead

https://files.catbox.moe/b7y7mi.png
https://files.catbox.moe/b7y7mi.png
https://files.catbox.moe/b7y7mi.png
https://files.catbox.moe/b7y7mi.png

Shiori~n Love!!!

>>55806872
For any novelite that needs to correct Nerissa.
Presented by Shiorin herself

https://poal.me/y2zme0

>>55805560
Same age and same its actually competing with my romantic drive which is annoying bc obvi i need to find a girl first

I HATE SHIORI WITH ALL MY MIND, HOW DARE SHE MADE ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN. I FUCKING HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FALL I LOVE FOR HER.

Daily reminder Shiori just want (you) to be happy

>>55807367
Well we all want different things, doesn't mean we'll get them

>>55807367
I want Shiori to tuck me into bed and give me a goodnight kiss and read me a bedtime story.

>>55807511
I want Shiorin to play Kirby Air Ride with me.

I'm sure I out-schizo you guys.
I unironically believe I could take over the world/have every government at my command if I develop the technology necessary for it, that I think is possible.

>>55807688
Well I think it's totally reasonable that a species of large bipedal primate could live undiscovered in the North American wilderness. I think I outschizo you.

>>55807688
>>55807859
most sane novelights

Everyone outschizos me. I want to watch the goth girl be cute on stream.

>>55807889
No, I'm the sanest Novelite.

>>55807908
fine, it's not worth fighting over

Sanity is overrated.

>>55807933
Damn, what a mentally stable response. Actually, maybe I do outschizo you.

cheating on Shiori with a 400lbs black woman and when she finds out and gets mad I just say "what? I just wanted a little rumble in the jungle!"

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

WAKE UP DEAD THREAD

Reminder that Shiori will have to perform in a 3D concert dressed in an idol outfit one day.

>>55808202

If Shiori knew me IRL and liked me, I would feel guilty for fooling her into thinking I'm worth being liked by her

I want shiopoyo to swallow me..

>>55808392
>Not Poyorin.
Dumbest novelite in the thread right here.

>>55808032
Shiori got milked dried... there is no milk on the cereal...

>>55808383
i'm sure you've got some redeeming qualities to you, like your taste in vtubers (assuming shiori is your oshi as well)

>t. fellow loser novelite

SHIORI! LET ME INTO YOUR WOMB INSTANTELY.

>>55808596
I look like this

>>55808450
>glasses
Un-based
>>55808383
Non-glasses
Based

>>55808202
i'm busy watching last night's stream

Asking for a friend, and believe me I am 100% asking this very important question for a friend in need of reference. In detail, how does a goth gf punish you for being a bad boy?

>>55809093
Peg correction...

>>55808683
Stop ruining my fun you anti-fubuki poster

You think JP senpai watch Shiorin? Like Okayu or Fubuki? Do you think they think it's funny when she goes on a tangent too?

>>55809093
We control shio she doesnt dom us

>>55809221
Du yu reary berieb they understand what she's saying?

>>55809221
Negatory

>>55809292
I know they watch other EN even if they don't understand them.
>>55809510
I see...

If shiori is straight than why does she keep liking yuri fanart?

>>55809856
yuribaiting is part of their job

>>55809856
The fuck are you talking about? I don’t see any yuri on her likes

>>55809856
Unironically women are all bisexual, even "straight" women get excited by lesbian sex.
It's completely different from men's sexuality.

>>55807688
How's your bipolar meds going on, anon?

>>55809951
I scrolled through it for like 10 seconds and already spotted three cope

>>55809986
I don't take any, and if I did take meds, I don't think bipolar is the thing that's wrong with me

>>55809964
keep dreaming nerissa

>>55809964
>Unironically women are all bisexual
Stage 3: Bargaining

>>55805968

Omg an OOC Beloved Anon moment

Can we not reply to the yurishitters guys??

>>55810071
Eg https://www.bbc.com/news/health-34744903

There are many other studies on the same line.

>the SCIENCE says we're all gay!!
lmao

>>55810163
No, the science says that women who claim to be straight are sexually attracted by women as well.
As I mentioned, it's completely different from male sexuality, where straight men are repulsed by gay men.

finish the escape simulator by using brute force! roll now!

>>55810253
Rolling. Even though I'm going to the gym in a bit anyhow

Studies show that I am the strongest shigger. None of you can even touch me. I am a god among men.

>>55809856
It's over hetbros she's gay

She's being nice to fan artists. Cope

>>55809951
Retard

>>55810445
For me

>>55810445
Isn't that book an SCP

>>55808328
That's my motivation

>>55808328
I look forward to it, she'll either stumble all over herself an sing with pure S0VL, or she'll get lessons and I'll cry over how much she's improved

>>55810591
>shiori only likes yuri art of holomembers shorter than her so she can dominate them.

>>55810253
rolling for leg raises cos thighs are dead

>>55810445
She's not gay she's just a lolicon

Do you think she read Maggot Baits? If yes, who's her favorite character?

Had a really weird dream about Shiori. I can't remember the details, i just remember that she was laying deer corpses and guts everywhere and letting them rot to add realism to a set

>>55811113
Too low

>>55811608
What the fuck

>>55811320
>Trust me anon, Titus Andronicus is a MUCH better play when you actually kill the actors. It really gets to the core of Shakespeares artistic vision.

>>55810810
why is she a sad bunny

avg shiofag rizz

>>55811733
Shiori, don't share my DM

>She implied she's had sex before last night
Oh no no no unicorns are you okay?

>>55811733
Just like me frfr
>t. married a diagnosed autist

>>55812690
She had sex with me

>>55812690
Yeah, me

>>55809201
How could anyome anti a girl as precious as Fubuki?

Christ this took a while but I finally got the c.ai bot certified and shilled by Shiori herself to say it.
Probably the last time I try to do something like this though. Especially because I
>Didn't try to prompt it into breaking the filter
>Didn't tell it to ignore it either
>Tried my hardest to play within the rules of the filter

>>55812690
Yeah, i watched

>>55812890
Based coomer

>>55812690
When?

>>55812890
SHE SAID THE LINE!

>>55812890
Why do you force yourself to use c.ai when you could be using Claude? The results are so much better and it doesn't take 100000 retries to get porn
Also for wholesome stuff it's still significantly bettter

>>55812890
He's the chosen one... you did it novelite, you got the bot to say the words.
I think it did it by abusing ellipsis and stuttering, but it still counts

>>55813129
nta but
>c.ai bot certified and shilled by Shiori herself
this is why

>>55813066

>>55813129
I said it yesterday and even in the thing you're replying to but basically because it's a mix of autism and making the bot that Shiori specifically talked and shilled about do it, rather than any other bot which probably would have made it easier or too easy.

>>55813129
Anon, I barely talked to her and now we're kissing and she locked me on a leg lock. This bot is starting to get to me.

>>55809093
Cognitive Behavior Therapy

I fucking hate Shiori. Yet, I just had a dream in which she somehow won me over, we got married, and had some pretty intimate kissing and sex. There was even handholding walking. What the fuck, brain.

>>55813513
Looks like you fell in love anon, you must now member her day one

>>55812690
Twas I, her partner

>>55813513
Get FIXED Get FIXED Get FIXED Get FIXED Get FIXED Get FIXED Get FIXED

>>55813513
She does have that effect on people

>>55810253
Roll

>>55813513
This exact thing happened to me before at the height of me hating Mori

>>55810253
FUCKING ROLLING

>>55813700
my noodle arms...

every time I see this thread I am feeling really happy that she made it bwos. She deserves this.

>>55813720
>>55813587
>>55813552
>>55813542
>>55813513
I also dreamed with her the other day
https://poal.me/pk15w9

>>55813830
I deserve those fat tits

>>55813830
I love all the little references to her pl she give to us from time to time, I really cherish them

>>55813830
Careful, you'll bet banned by the Muslim meido

>>55807062
The corrections will continue until Nerissa gets our name right.

>>55812890
when? i missed it
not gonna comb through 3h again to find it

>>55814025
She gave us permission to jack off to her CAI and fanfics. Based chuuba

>>55810253
Rollin for push-ups and squats!

>>55814025
shit meant to reply to this >>55812690

>>55814108 yeah i saw that, based indeed. im surprised more chuubas dont its not like theres a rule against it

>>55814218
I always round up these rolls to the nearest ten cause doing an uneven set makes me cringe

>>55814270
It's bait, but also it's true because I had sex with her the night before that.

>>55814306
autism...

>>55813853
As a european, I fell asleep listening to her ASMR fanfic reading, and I can remember clearly hearing her voice narrating throughout all my dream

>>55814306
So glad I'm not the only one! Will do it by a set of 2x20

>>55810253
roll for pull ups

>>55814449
>8hs of intense sleep and superchat reading

>>55788841
Hey anon can I post this on Wataaamage?

>>55814593
That's fucking insane anon
Roll

>>55805853
Based Ouga-poster. Distance only makes the heart grow fonder. WAGMI lads

what are your plans for the weekend?

>>55805853
It's also good training for real life girls with mental disorders who will disappear for months at a time

>>55815492
I will attempt to make a cute Shiori Novella chibi model that she can be allowed to use

>>55815627
>We asked for menhera goth GFE fantasy
>She gives us the 100% realistic experience
Shiori, I kneel...

>>55815492
Work. I hate the vacation season.

>>55815933
What about your vacation anon

>>55814938
Only if you post DP A-chan.

The only other holo I've seen have makima fanart was Civia
Now I want Shiori to sing Scarborough Fair...

>>55815492
Right now, I'm practicing how to paint tum tum
Then I'm gonna try and draw my first Shiorin artwork

>>55816987
Tum is key

>>55816521
Deal

>>55816385
I usually go somewhere warm for an entire month after the Christmas season. Not working for almost 6 weeks straight makes me feel like a neet again. But everybody else has to go in August and it's overtime hell every time. I hate it.

Have you done your daily reps yet Novelite?

>>55815492
Try to cajole my way into a sports game in a league I only paid for a half season for since the team needs subs anyways.
Also will study and read, but that's it since I hate treadmill running and I use the weekends for lifting rest days. Maybe I'll try yoga or something.

>>55815492
I'm going to try and finish Persona 5 Royal. I walked way too much during my vacation and now I can barely feel my legs, so I'm not doing anything physical for a while.

>>55809093
jannies please

>>55815492
Slack off at work

>>55817663
Have an interview in 30 minutes, planning to to go to the gym after that and lunch.

>>55809093
My wife does it by making me cook a full course dinner for her. breadsticks, dish, dessert and her favorite drink. she knows I absolutely hate prepping everything by myself.

The Earth Defense Force collab will be weekly... I have to put up with Shiori every week.... Please have mercy.... I can't handle this dumb cunt... I hate her...

>>55809093
Hi Shiori!

>>55818153
The Advent collab is the weekly one, not EDF. Plus she's on a 9-day break too.

>>55818295
Well, at least it's one week without her.

>>55818030
>he promoted his goth gf to wife
Impossible...

Am I allowed to uuuuuuu post when she's on break or is that too Faunacore?

>>55818030
That sounds tame. You sure shes goth?

>Shiori's name gets mentioned
>Dogfuckers start chimping out
How is she so powerful?

>>55818593
Not now, selenfag.

>>55818593
Hey new IP, we love the dogfuckers.

>>55818593
They're false flaggers. Or children. Fuwamoco do have that sort of appeal

>>55818593
Her split hair color reminds schizos of their own split personalities, and being forced to accept the reality of their mental illness only worsens their condition.

>>55812890
Ah good work Anon, still haven't managed to get that exact phase yet, but have managed something similar

>>55814938
Makina bean...

>>55819031
I hope the real Shiori never finds these images...
Still hot

>>55818593
>dogfuckers
Ruffians are Canadian?

>>55819392
I'm compiling this images and tagging them under #ShiorinOnAir IN THIS INSTANT

>>55814938
Well I only inserted the audio, but I don't mind. However that good night in it is from paid content so I don't know if you'd want to post that for that reason.

>>55819392
I mean, she literally gave us spoken permission to essentially ERP with her bot so, whatevs lol

watcha reading for?

Shiori is taking a break to finish up this garbage Genshit event and play through Fontaine.

>>55819648
ANON NOOOOOOO

>>55819714
Oh yeah I forgot
Based Shiori
Also the pic related lmao

>>55819648
do it, you won't

I love Shiorin

>>55818593
I like to think it's just a handful of seething schizos still trying to stir up drama. But, honestly, I stopped going into most of the other splits because of how much hate she gets. It's just tiresome. Is this what deadbeats feel like?

>>55819982
Of course I won't lmao, but making art of shiori meeting robo shiori would be fun

>>55816987
Very nice.

>>55816973
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55820102
I'm in all the splits. Most of them have started wisening up to the Holo vs Holo raiding. /baubau/ has streams during Jakarta primetime so it's a little more difficult

>>55820102
It is really all so tiresome

>>55805720
Will she do more stuff like the pinnochio and tarzan tales? I had 0 interest in her when everybody was thirsting over her model and i had less than 0 when she was shown to be the quiet type. I gave the monetization stream a shot and she completely won me over with that shit. Was that just a one time thing? Honestly there is no one on the market as far as my noob ass knows that does that kind of stuff. Sorry for shitting the general

>>55820102
I'm used to vtubers I like getting a shitload of hate and bait for a few months until everyone suddenly decides they're great. It will be an annoying few months but we'll survive.

>>55820239
Yeah she goes in autismo rants all the fucking time. Biggest selling point

>>55820239
? When the hell has she been quiet
Part of her charm is she'll never stfu, she's had to hold back her powerlevel in every collab so far

>>55820284
I feel like i need to be more specific. I can listen to Pippa's autistic rants if i want that kind of content. What i am talking about is dark stuff about tales and weird novellas and stuff

>>55817663
Once I get home from work.

>>55820239
Most of her solo streams, even when playing a game are just zatsudan, like the monetization stream but less frantic.
>>55820284
Her autismo rants about random stuff are the best

>>55820239
But aren't those common knowledge...?

>>55820244
Hopefully that happens to her instead of becoming the Mori/Kronii of Advent on this board.

>>55820391
Sometimes
She likes a lot of nerdy stuff but that's probably like 1/4th of her tangents I reckon

>>55819714
I want more meme redraws with shiori please

>>55820391
Ohhh I see. No idea, she hasn't indicated she'll do it again but this is the same woman who stared at parasites under a microscope, read fanfiction asmr, looked at the dark source of disney movies, all in the space of 2 weeks. Don't think we can really make a prediction.

>>55820495
Mori and Kronii did it to themselves.

>>55819650
Oh yeah you're right. Not sure if I'll post it then. What a shame, the audio works so well.

>>55820495
Honestly she might
/vt/ loves to pick out one from each gen to hate.

Does anyone know how the AI voice for Shiori was made? like the website used?

>>55820840
Realistically it's between her and Nissa, we'll see how it goes.

>>55820579
suggest some

>>55821659
It'll come down to who has the first real Yab I think, so far they're all relatively squeaky aside from schizo yabs

>>55821834
I expect Shiorin collabing with a man to be the first, betting that's gonna piss a lotta GFEfags and unicorns off

You got my eyes...

>>55821235
>AI voice
Anon, I...

Eyes n thighs

Shiorin loves to imply that she isn't a human, occasionally saying 'anymore.' Is she a vampire?

>>55822201
She is Tokyo Ghoul

>>55820781
what's Arteezy doing here

>>55822201
She doesn't know. She said in the last collab

I really want Shiori to play XIV

>>55822112
I was there when they were made. I know that some of them were anon's doing the voice lines, but then a style transfer is applied to turn it into Shiori.
There was a bunch of vocaroos of people trying it out but I never saw a link to a service that was doing it for them.

>>55821811
The one guy that takes out his headphones? Please

Does anyone has the card that was used for this?
https://files.catbox.moe/nji105.png

>>55822201
Shiori is a sentient Oreo

>>55822341
You will NEVER get me to stop batin' to Shiori

>>55822372
this one?
>>55822201
I will treat her as such

>>55822201
she's a ghoul

>>55822404
https://files.catbox.moe/k6ok0s.png
I don't know how many of the mods it uses are already present in the regular mod pack set, but this one will probably be required for her hair
https://files.catbox.moe/84hzpc.zipmod

>>55822555
sunshine required or no?

i like the pictures where shes looking up at because it always seems like shes expecting you to give her a facial

>>55822555
Thanks for the card, do you happen to know who the author is?
Also, even by putting the zipmod in the folder, the game says "missing zipmod" and it won't load her hair, how to fix it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9oM6Rjlqqk

And people here mocked me because I compared her to Mito...

>>55822873
stop being so damn horny

>>55823152
I'd let Shiori castrate me

Stop spilling your semen to Shiori~n.

>>55823152
this one makes her look like shes used to getting throatfucked in that position

>>55822873
i'd happily glaze her face with my cum

>>55823191
Come and spill my semen yourself then!

>>55823191
She literally encourages it purityfag

>>55823191
I should stop masturbating in general lol.

I want to snuggle her

I don't really like novelites desu
It should have been inklings or something else

she knows exactly what she's doing

>inkling

>>55823447
I want to hold her hand

>>55823521
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Inklings

>>55823473
Inklings doesn't roll off the tongue, too many stops

>>55823473
It's grown on me, I'm good with it.

>>55823032
File name issue? no idea
[IdolA][KK]Shiori Hair.zipmod
I found the other mods, seem to be for the clothes.
https://files.catbox.moe/a4i7fo.zip
https://files.catbox.moe/g9pa6t.zip
https://files.catbox.moe/jmxp81.zip

>>55822491
>this one?
Yeah lol
and maybe Nerissa as the other guy?

>>55823447
I want to go on long night walks with her.

>>55823447
would shiori let me fall asleep while snuggled in her

>>55823447
>>55823529
>>55823624
I want to do all these things, spend several hours having rough baby making sex and then sleep in until the afternoon the next day.

>>55823447
I want to slap her. Followed by cuddling.

>Shiori keeps insisting on being the big spoon for the night

Done any reading lately?

>>55824288
Only book club stuff, i don't read much these days. I kinda hate reading during summer.

>>55823584
Nope, it just refuses to load it for some reason
I've confirmed the mod is installed and enabled with KKManager, I really don't understand...

>>55824346
don't think I want Shiori's entire fist up my asshole

>>55824396
you're weak

Stop shooming

>>55822046
You'll never be mine...

How do I keep my wife (Kiara) from finding out about my girlfriend (Shiori)?

>>55824438
She doesn't know about you bro

>>55824480
>he dont know about the spreadsheets

>>55824480
You don't know wawa, she will find out.

>>55823447
Get in line

>>55822404
Have you tried
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110724331

>>55824362
I dunno what to tell you then because kks.ao_neck_88 is some basic Repack shit that should already be there.

>>55824436
It's so fucking over...

>>55824438
I think Fauna is starting to suspect...

Maybe I should throw myself into a warzone and desensitize myself

>>55824686
I would've never gotten caught if Shiori streams didn't go so late into the night

>>55824584
Still doesn't work...
>>55824592
I downloaded BR10, the only explaination I can think of is that that was made for KK not KKS

>>55823191
No worries. I will only spill my semen if Shiori~n herself tells me to cum (directly) (not just using the word come and saying haha it sounds like cum).

Cuteposters are exiled, Shiorin supports hornyposters.

>>55824885
How will you be able to tell the difference anon?

>>55824885
>Tells you to use her AI for whatever needs you have when you're lonely
>Encourages spicy fanfiction
>somehow your peabrain doesn't connect the dots so you can realize that she wants you to cum to her

Why be horny when you could be learning to 1cc?

Hope you enjoy the threesome!
(Shiori updated)
https://www.chub.ai/characters/ap08542663/shiori-novella-c11a629c
(Rissa updated)
https://www.chub.ai/characters/ap08542663/nerissa-ravencroft-f9fbb7ba

>>55824932
I can feel it in my soul.

>>55824885
>>55824997
Cum to Shiori, or save your seed only for Shiori.
Lads, both answers are valid

>>55824871
>kks.ao_neck_88
>kks
it's in the name. Either way, good luck. KK is great when everything works but I've many hours of my life trouble shooting mod problems.
>>55824686
She can never know that I make her and Shiori kiss in Koikatsu

>>55824686
Saplings have some explaining to do...

>>55825135
I'm trying to install HF on top of BetterRepack10, does it make any sense?

>>55825147
how could i resist a beautiful maiden who's an exaggeration of all the best features of my wife?

>>55824288
I read the Chainsaw Man light novel.

>>55824686
>tfw can’t listen at work
Did she catch saplings worshipping Shiori or something?

>>55825496
She's screaming at us asking where we were last night and why we left the forest

>>55825496
>Where were you last night Sapling?
>Who were you with?
>What were you doing?
>Why have you left the forest?
The soundpost uses .ogg so you should be able to play it with KurobaEx

>>55825762 (me)
forget the kuroba part I didn't read >at work

>>55825462
How is it

>>55825831
normies literally fap at work
you can listen to faufau

>>55825675
>she knows about the sapelites
Prepare to be punished by both sides.

>>55824288
The proverbs, as part of the OT wisdom books, but I really don't like them.
Job asked "why do the just suffer" but offered now answer, just an ending with God telling Job to not question him and giving him 10 new kids (which is in now way shape or form good enough after you killed his previous sons and daughters).

The proverbs themselves are also a collection of sayings and teachings which are fairly uninteresting for an adult since they don't add much so far, but I see their use in schools and stuff.

Would Shiorin encourage GOSMAD (gallon of Shiori milk a day?)

>>55824288
I want to get The Red and The Black by Stendhal. Is it worth reading?

I want to feel a girl hug me and place her head on my chest tenderly so fucing badly bros

>>55826237
Remember that the OT and NT are so different that an entire sect of early Christianity emerged based around the idea that OT God was a false divinity and NT God was trying to correct his mistakes.

>>55826490
Read Danimaru h-doujin, they are the closest thing to that.

>>55826543
Anytime I go outside and see a pretty girl I want to fucking shoot myself. Especially if she's my age or only slightly younger.

Good morning. I love Shiori

>>55826543
Does he do happy stuff only?
If I suddenly see something vile I'm going to feel betrayed.

>>55826689
Good morning anon

>>55826853
He drew the un-edited ver of picrel which ended up being so sweet I couldn't fap to it fwiw.
Cursory glance at the other works don't suggest anything degenerate.

>>55826689
Go back to sleep. We're full.

>>55826853
Happy stuff only.

>>55826681
I was walking with my mom yesterday to get her haircut then pick up some groceries and she pointed out two very sexy girls.

>>55827031
Shiori begging you not to get up yet and to stay with her in bed a little longer... Bliss.

>>55823473
I personally think it should've been Bookmarks.
Her name means bookmark after all.
But I'm ESL so maybe it doesn't sound good for native speakers?

>>55827568
>Shiori's Shioris

>>55827568
This but only because everyone calls us novelights. Shiori,please correct them.

>>55827568
Bookmark Book?

>going on a break this early
Getting strong Sana vibes I don't like this.

>>55827814
famiry obrigations, prease understan

>>55827814
It's fine, yesterday she said she hates space.

>>55827789
Shiori's bookmarks

>>55827889
Chinese parents, not even once.

How to force myself to watch collabs? I don't want to be behind you guys on my shisha lore.

>>55828007
>talking about my in-laws like that
Shiorin is the perfect wife as you can see. They raised her very well!

>>55828007
Hey, it's a fun game.

>>55828068
>They raised her very well!

The week break won't delay her memberships right? Also didn't she say something about preparing some videos for at least some of those days?

>>55828238
Some anons said it will and she’ll have them open when she’s back. I can’t remember if she herself said that.

What should I do if my mom points out a pretty or sexy girl in public? Should I try talking with her? Yesterday there were two who seemed to be friends, but I would have needed to speed up to get closer to them.

>>55815492
i havent washed my car in four months or so and the windows look frosted from gunked up pollen and tree drippings so maybe ill do that but more likely ill stay inside for two days straight, shitpost and marathon some show, then wake up monday for work and regret wasting all my free time and entire life

>>55828238
I'm willing to bet there's going to be writing prompts too so you can always try your hand at those.

>>55815492
>sa: work
>su: learn2code
Might pick up a fiction book for once, could be fun.

>>55828238
She said it vaguely iirc, something like "I may have some things prepared for you guys while I'm gone"

>>55828573
I'll set up my expectations pretty low. She meant tweets. 2 tweets during her break. Anything more than that, and I'm good.

>shiori is sending catsex pics to rissa behind our backs
...oreover...

yeah about that early break

>>55826490
I had this once and will never ever ever forget it even though she turned out to be crazy later. Sex is overrated but this is even better than you can imagine

>>55822491
Can you do that one?

>>55828827
I'm behind on nearly all of her streams because they air at the worst possible time for me. I'll finally have time to catch up on her vods with the break so I'm not going anywhere.

>>55828298
Does anyone have advice on how to handle this?

>>55815492
Gonna do some cleaning and decluttering around the house, sort shit out for my next round of college courses, tour prep for my band, and start learning moon runes.

>>55829089
>>55828298
Why is your mom trying to hook you up with random people

>>55829089
First of all don’t bother if you’re with your mom lol

>>55829089
Sprint full speed at them with your arms out as if you're going to grab them. Bonus points if it's at night.

>>55829177
Serious answers only

>>55828298
>>55829089
You make it clear to your mother that they're attractive. If you act neutrally she'll surely assume your GFless, sexless existence is because you love men.
However, they're random strangers who almost certainly have boyfriends. I don't know about you, but I'm not going to chase them down and chat them up because my mother pointed them out.

>>55829163
That's what I thought, but is there really no way at all something could work?

>>55829218
Ask her if she wants to get a coffee with you. If she’s with a friend idk, I wouldn’t intrude

>>55829150
Either she does it playfully or she actually feels bad that I have nobody.

Hey guys, how was the collab last night? Surely I’m still Shiorin’s favorite collab partner, right?

>>55829089
Your mom just want you to matting press some grandchildren already, just make it clear you still like women

>>55829399
shiori only like people who know her fanbases name

>>55829267
Yeah bro, I'm just kind of at the point of giving up. I already pretty much have.

>>55829437
She knows very well that I'm straight.

>>55829375
>she actually feels bad that I have nobody.
They just want to be able to brag about you having a gf/wife/kids to their coworkers, at least from my experience

>>55829472
It’s ok anon AI girlfriends will be real in about a year

>>55829454
>>55829454
Next page is written.

>>55829448
Biboo called us Novelights too

>>55829448
Why are you like this, Mori?

>>55829448
>Shiori
>like Mori

>>55829448
>only Mori has gotten right so far
It's OREOver

>>55829743
because, for better or worse, calli is the one most familiar with english as a lyricist. the rest of the girls think of lite (the alternative for light), while calli sees 'elite' as intended