/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

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shiori cute

Shiori can suck my fucking dick

Novella my dearest Novella

I'd let Shiori destroy me mentally, physically, spiritually.

Do you guys like seinfeld?

I think members content will kill me.

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey handholding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

Unloading stuff to Shiori!!!

>>55723465
>smaked
>throath
Is this on purpose?

I love baker

>>55723495
>using the phrase traumadumping unironically

Novella, My Beloved Novella

I need the yandere Shiori roleplay/ASMR.

chill hours :3

I need Shiori

>>55723284
Thought she was holding a great sword there.

>>55723798
>no glasses
Based

Anon's wife reminded me I should brush more often...

Her giggles are a miracle of the universe

Hello fellow Novelites,

the polling for book club is finished and our winners are:

Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
>readable here
https://giove.isti.cnr.it/demo/eread/Libri/sad/OfMiceAndMen.pdf
This is the longer option, although still a fairly light read.

The Rats in the Walls - Howard Phillips Lovecraft
>readable here
https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/rw.aspx
This is the shorter option.

You silly kids
her first RP ASMR stream is going to be Wuhan lab virologist making a little mistake and trying to cover it

>>55723902
I like how we picked the one literally about tardwrangling and the one with the cat named niggerman

>>55723902
Shouldnt we move on to new books soon?

Shiori seducing Nerissa but it's a ploy to let (You) rape her

>>55723902
Can I also shill Flowers for Algernon?

>>55723940
Well actually they were both picked because they were short...

>>55723926
If she did something like this, her entire holo career would be tarnished by chink antis

Does Shiori actually have any interest in being an idol? I can't really picture her singing and dancing on stage, it seems out of character for her.

I may be missing some details but was the fanfic that Shiori read in the car that made her tear up the one about the shiorium?

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I HAVE A 4090 AND A WIDE SELECTION OF LOCAL LANGUAGE MODELS YOU CAN USE TO ROLEPLAY WITH!

>>55723951
Next month

>>55723996
She's a simple girl

I want to shill "the narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym"
it's underrated as fuck and it reminds me of Shiori for some reason maybe it's the cannibalism

>>55723996
Yeah I got my shiorium all over her face, sorry about that. I did tell her to clean up before going live though.

>>55723985
I'm gonna be honest and say that no I don't think she currently has any grand plan to be a traditional idol. Granted, this is all what I think of the current Shiori and things can change overtime

I can make shiori cum with 3 fingers.

Daily reminder female cum is basically piss
only virgins will disagree

>>55723985
She hasn't seemed to express much interest in it. The few times she has said "idol" is when mentioning idol meetings. She did mention oshi no ko too.

>>55724073
I can make Shiori cum with my punctuations.

I can make Shiori cum with one fist

>>55724106
Yeah, and male cum is pretty much my daily snack time

>>55724116
after she read that she's going to LARP as an idol, and maybe even become a real idol

Shiori can make me cum with a kiss.

>>55724128
>he needs a whole fist
Pathetic

>tfw no fanfic had a countdown
maybe next time...

Shiori is crazy in love with me.

>>55724203
She would have avoided those clearly... she handpicked super specific ones.

Shiori likes my pineapple flavored semen.

Do you think she likes exhibitionism?

>>55724106
I told a woman this the other day and she got mad when Google backed me up and said that male cum is also mostly piss. Then we tried to find a source for that for 5 minutes and found nothing. Women are obsessed with delusions.

>>55724275
Imagine how disgusting sex must have been in the middle ages

>>55724275
Does a topic like this really belong on a board for vtubers?

In hindsight, Shiori opened those bugs too soon... they'll lose moisture by the time she eats them and be super stale.

>>55724373
Yeah haha imagine eating STALE bugs lol that'd be soo gross

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

>>55724417
I KNEW IT

>>55724351
yes, I want Shiori's piss all over my face

>>55724417
please shiori...

>>55724343
Retards really think that humans just refused to clean themselves throughout all of civilized history huh

>no fanfic where the self insert eats bran flakes for no apparent reason before seeing shiorin

>>55724373
I thought she forgot her bug gacha, is supposed to be eaten in another stream?

>>55724221
we have to trick her

>>55724417
thank you shiori very cool

>>55724417
EXPOSED

>>55724451
yes goy, and the jews were the cleanest peoples of europe!

Good news guys: I got Shiori pregnant. We're getting married on tuesday

>>55724451
frequent bath were a luxury, most went weeks and months without bathing

>>55724451
cracka ass mayo ass whitey don't wash his ass until blaqpipo teach they how

>>55724471
That's what she said, but it'll be at least after her break.

sexy pictures of Sherlock Holmes?

>>55724004
This one sounds familiar...
>>54939409

Have you guys been inspired by Shiori to write again? For me, it's been since my graduation in 2014.

>>55724530
Okay buddy. Even the sources where they seem dirtiest claim once a week. Leaving a bucket out to collect rain or jumping in a river isn't an expensive activity

>>55724168
this but unironically
I enjoy kissing more than sex.

>>55724650
Yeah, and I'm still as bad as I was back then. Maybe worse.

>>55724653
Mental how primitive tribes in the modern day are able to clean themselves just fine and yet you go back to "medieval" ages and suddenly people aren't able to wash themselves because... washing yourself wasn't invented yet?

>>55724650
Yeah, I wrote a couple happy stories, a really tragic one that made anons hate me for a bit, and a couple lewds
Think I'm proudest of the happy / tragic ones though.

>>55724660
Kissing, cuddling, and hugging all day long without ever leaving the bed > sex

>>55724719
I struggle with being confident in what I write, even though it won't ever be shared with anyone.

>>55724770
This except only as a fantasy...

>>55724770
Thanks for sharing your interests Shiori.

Do you guys catch up on pages that you missed while you were sleeping? Or do you move on to the most recent page and ignore what you missed?

>>55724770
Very true shiori

>>55724749
Would you feel comfortable with talking about the tragic story and your experience in writting it?

>>55724809
I simply dont have the time
Was thinking about getting an ai scraper that can summerize them though

>>55724809
I go to gallery mode just to check if any of my edits were posted, then i go to the most recent page and start reading the most recent post. There's absolutely no reason to be caught up on every single post

>>55724660
Today's kisses is too good.
https://twitter.com/m46s2sn/status/1689490684762558464?t=ukWtyFFxEgU2gssIfQZjrg&s=19

>>55724749
if it was the break up one, don't take the replies personal lol
probably it was the best one I've read around even if was tragic

>>55724809
I keep up because I am an archiver, naturally

>>55724850
You can basically read it, though just a warning, it's very heavy.
As for experience? Personal experience, had it happen to me two years ago. Moved on since though.
>>55674564

Has anyone tried this?

>>55724876
Wow, a very dedicated JP novelite. Hope Shiori can make them stick

>>55724898
Nah I didn't take em personally, thank you for the kind comments though.
It was more amusing that so many anons felt badly but I did feel guilty not at least giving a warning or spoilering it.

>>55724615
>someone beat me to it

It's oriover... someone hand me the shiorope...

>>55724809
sadly I have the time to read em
you don't miss that much really

>>55724521
> Sex before marriage
my Shiori would never

What if underneath the skirt, shiori has a womb tattoo.

>>55724922
That's guaranteed to be a sausage fest full of catfishes

Can't wait

>>55725012
hews is disgusting

>>55725038
why

>>55725038
This has to be a shitpost. But I'll entertain it. What's wrong with hews?

>>55724920
That really does hit pretty hard

>>55725038
Explain?

>>55724650
she inspired me to draw again
I kinda know the fundies (I was an /ic/ fag) but I'm out of practice and I only have a small Wacom tablet so I'll see if I can draw something decent

Just woke up and can't watch vods til later. Did we win? Is GFE real??

>>55725100
Check this out >>55724876

>>55724922
>less than 0.1% women (0.9% trans)
No thanks.
(Then again it's not like normal dating apps are much better in terms of response rates.)

>>55724650
not write but draw. i`m an illustrator but didn't grab the pen for almost 2 years (being the 2 shittiest years on my entire life)... i don't tend to listen to people on the internet, but the "take care of yourself, Novelite" really struck me different and still don't know why...

so yeah, i'm now drawing again, trying to lose some weight and keep living...

>>55725089
That's amazing and I really hope you have tons of fun getting back into it!

>>55725100
backbros won

>>55725100
It is if you want to
but I don't think she's going to do super hardcore GFE (yet)

>>55725100
You tell me

>>55725100
Super closeup with her calling us good boys, kisses, and lots of handholding and cheek nuzzles

>>55725113
Very nice.

I wonder if Shiori will commission an update to her live2D model that gives it a kiss animation

>>55725138
>That glowing eye in the thumbnail
perfect

>>55725065
Yeah, a lot of my sad / happy stories are written from experience, though I still find myself as a bit of an amateur because I can't convey them properly.
Here's two happy ones if you want a palate cleanser. Though the second one was entirely improvised based on a prompt from another anon.
>>55672280
>>55674238

>>55723985
Even the most OOC idols in hololive have still done it just out of corporate obligation(Coco)

>>55725100
I don't know yet
https://files.catbox.moe/804o3d.ogg

>>55724650
yeah, honestly seeing some of the anons write here, and the whole fanfic thing kinda alongside how excited Shiori gets over fanfics and reading in general really pushed me to start trying to write again. i'm still terrible and my prose is nothing profound, but at the very least i've found myself enjoying writing comfy-esque stuff again

it also got me to start doing an RP with her card off ST

>>55725191 (me)
Oops, wrong link for second one. >>55673985

>>55724920
It's better to have loved and lost.

I like the GFE but Shiorin should try to be cute instead of sexy cause it just fits her voice better

>>55725113
We shall overcome our struggles together, you're never truely alone and I wish you great joy with each of your endeavours!

>>55725253
Wrong, i was lonely before my last relationship, and now I'm lonely, depressed and devastated

>>55725043
NTA but he's a FOTM grifter. Got tired of his style and /here/posting too.

>>55725191
You have a really great talent and I encourage you to never stop! Thank you for allowing yourself to be open.

>>55725296
It'll pass. You should consider how lucky you are to have experienced something like it in the first place. Not everyone gets to do that.

>>55725110
>>55725116
>>55725124
>>55725138
>>55725149
I don't even know what to say, I'm so fucking glad. I'm going to watch as soon as possible, thanks novelites!

>>55725268
Both is definitely the best option

>>55724650
not to write, but read books again, can't believe how easily influenced i can be by some anime girl

>>55725223
Responses like your and everyone here makes me smile, keep it up guys and let passion envelop you!

>>55725460
Take this too

>>55725268
I don't know sexy Shiori makes me hard as fuck

Should I write on Archive of our Own? Do you write there?

>>55725537
Write for us first

>>55725404
That's very kind of you anon, thank you.
I honestly took up the writing as a way to pass the time while I count numbers at work (Accounting) but maybe I'll flesh something out into a full story and try to get it in one of Shiori's future streams.

Looks like these threads are the most active of the new gen.
Novelites might be like Shiori in a way, we like to ramble.

>>55725518
Whenever she tries to be sexy it just feels silly to me cause of her voice and the things she decides to say, which in turn just converts to cuteness instead because she's trying so hard. She seems very happy about people suggesting her funny little voice is sexy though so I'm happy for her

>>55725644
When she debuted my literal first thoughts were she just like me fr
Wouldn't surprise me if all the other autists felt the same
She's literally the tard magnet

Man, I didn't mind the fanfics but poems are perfect for ASMR
and I don't know if they used chatgpt but they were pretty decent

>>55725668
>She's literally the tard magnet
Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.

>>55725644
She'd make the perfect friend, I'm deeply parasocial in thinking that though...

>>55724922
Regular dating apps have a bad enough gender ratio already. I think I'll pass.

>>55725644
I think she inspires a lot of us to be productive, and this thread for the most part shares ways in which we can be productive. Shiori is unironically a good influence.

>>55725644
Novelites also like to listen so no one gets discouraged from talking about random shit on here. I remember when i used to go to /uuu/ it was especially bad. People would try to talk about anything not related to the stream even if it was about Fauna and a couple saplings would start complaining. Even jokes were looked down on if they showed up too often because the posts were deemed mindless. People ended up making I miss Fauna threads instead so they can talk about non stream Fauna threads, which somehow lead to everyone else hating saplings for a month cause the repressed feelings came out in some of the most mindless posts imaginable. This general is much nicer and we'll never have any of those problems it seems.

My reps today: gym for two hours this morning and listen to a podcast while doing weights as this has worked well the last year and I'm getting back to that, bag up the clothes that aren't selling online and give them to charity instead (things that are cute but way too big on me now or not my style) and get some reading and drawing in~ have a blessed day, I will wind down to that ASMR later.

>>55725761
>>55725761
>99 men per 1 socially recluse and possibly mentally ill woman
You gotta remain pure for your oshi regardless.

>>55725644
Shes simply the most deep, stimulating, complex new chuuba

>>55725733
I agree, being Shiori's friend would be bliss. She never even has to touch me, i just want to have her talk to me directly

>>55725833
>possibly mentally ill woman
Now youre getting it

>>55724922
I sent them an email inquiring on how they plan to monetize the site some nights ago and got ignored. That should tell you all that needs to be known, ratio aside.

>>55725856
Yeah I want to talk feverishly with her into the early hours of the night.

>>55725644

Literally this with no irony, I LOVE that we have a collective place for sweet maybe autistic folks who love to ramble and have the same interests. I find this very endearing and encouraging when it comes to maintaining goals and self care and she's literally me and gives me happiness as a fellow GF who always rambles which is a love or hate thing depending on if the other person is into that

did Shiori use binaural audio? I'm wondering if I need to wait until I'm home with my headphones or not

>>55725500
I appreciate the kind words friend, I've usually been a lurker in different threads but since Shiorin debuted, I've found myself being a regular to her threads, even started posting more; I definitely like the vibes of the threads after a stream once things've calmed down.

I love you Shiori!

>>55725813
Fuck draconian thread policing, but I do get wanting to stay on topic. As long as it starts from something shiori related I don't see an issue.

>>55725787
>she inspires a lot of us to be productive
>encouraging when it comes to maintaining goals and self care
Thanks for the wholesome replies.
I'll stop being a lazy blob and go do my steps while watching a VOD.

Seems like a constant that all female novelites are taken. Novelites in general seem to be in relationships or at least recovering from breakups more often than not. We are somehow the most stable fanbase

>>55725994
I've never been in one, but I do strive to find someone like shiori someday

>>55725935
It was fake ASMR like Mori used to do

>>55725935
It wasn't ASMR, she just whispered which kinda just sounded like she always does. I hope a real ASMR happens soon

>>55725709
I think it's good. Coomers and teenagers aside, she attracts likeminded folks that all wish to be supportive of her ideals and behavior. Goslings n GFEfags, sisfags, autism enjoyers, and a lot of others all hold to this.

>>55726078
What are sisfags

>>55726078
I think the coomer audience was thankfully taken by nerissa

>>55725891
>a fellow GF
Is there some kind of universal GF sisterhood I'm not aware of?

>>55725733
>parasocial
What do you think streamers are? Hololive would be nothing without the parasocial aspect, that's the whole point.

>>55726116
There's some anons here that compare her to a sister. They're kinda rare though.

>>55725944
NTA, but same i mean the spoiler... mainly the spoiler well everything, but shush.

Everyone basically said it but yeah I do believe her debut and just basically how she is lead to the greatest mentally zoomer filtering (besides super coombrained ones) leaving mostly mature anons left.

>>55726157
I guess I've been memed into board culture shitposting. But still, while I've watched others as entertainment. I think Shiori means more to me. Or I wish.

>>55726078
Why does she have so many teenage fans? None of the others have that problem. Plus, zoomers are too young to even appreciate her music taste and the 2000s goth aesthetic.

>>55726158
Sisfag here. My older sister was shiori except for the affinity for reading when I was little, but she moved on from that once I entered middle school.i love my sister.

>>55726232
Do you mean her pre-chat or something? I doubt a lot of the types of fans you're referring to are /here/

>>55726232
Zoomers actually brought those back on tiktok.

>>55726126
Our coomers are much more refined. Nerissa coomers jerk off to streams, i don't think anyone here has done that yet, they just jerk off to vods

quit with the circlejerk already

>>55725813
Yeah, fuck the /uuu/ thread police, fellow sapling. Be warned though, one of them migrated over here and will probably start posting in around 2 hours from now. He does the same shit here, complaining about other people talking about any topic he doesn't like. Just ignore him, he's not worth your time. (He started posting weird /x/ shit, accusing me of being a government glowie just because I could recognize his posting style from /uuu/. It was kinda funny.)

>>55725994
A lot of the gfefags are also just traumatized beyond doubt too lmao. I got groomed as a teen and came out in a really bad spot that messed up my relationship capacity, and another anon I spoke to uses gfe to cope with his dead wife.
There's a lot of people here willing to show empathy.

>>55726255
pre-chat and her discord supposedly are mainly pathetic 15-year olds that start crying whenever she reads their name

>>55726311
kek

>>55726194
Shiorin is pretty chill with zoomers. She always tweets them to do well on their studies.

>>55725787
Yes, it really is quite refreshing to have someone as genuine as her. Also, she's opened my eyes to what it truely means to be "productive." Too often, the expectations that are so carelessly dumped upon us tend towards generating instant results or monetary value. But such attitudes which are rampant in society has made us blind to something we vagualy grasp at yet rarely ever hold tightly onto; a marvelous thing called passion. It's a disturbing reality that every day, so little is done to encourage us to find that spark in our hearts and keep it lit.

>>55726311
Isn't that person literally making shit up, too? They impersonated me last night after I made a joke about their glowie freakout.

>>55726149
I have a soft spot for Vtubers but especially Shiori and how much she reminds me of my school friend circle in the sense we'd hide in the library and share music magazines and earphones and they'd be like dorky but goth and sweet, us three were very similar and Shiori is really nice for me as someone who likes goth gfs, libraries AND tangents as an autist

I support the Goslings here with my whole heart because you're all productive and inspired and having a good time

>>55726342
I'm unaware but that's good, makes me appreciate her just that little bit more that I thought I couldn't.
>>55726327
Oh, makes sense. I wonder if any of them paypig.

>>55726232
Her discord's staff is filled to the brim with them and YT is a platform for everyone. She's easily the most approachable looking newgen for teens, as well.

>>55725994
>Novelites in general seem to be in relationships
Anon, at least 70% of the thread are forever alone dudes. (Though I suppose that still makes the ratio better than many fanbases.) You just notice the normies more easily because they openly talk about their relationship status.

>>55726374
They do. Part of why they were freaking out was because she read their names after they paid up.

Thread policing is gay, however attention seeking fags humblebragging about shit is MUCH worse.

>>55726505
They're probably being extra humble about it cause i can't notice any of what you're talking about

>>55726481
zoomies complain about not being able to buy a house while they also use money to donate to shiori

>>55726481
Got screenshots of the dicksword ones? I saw the xitter ones retweeting their own SC's

>>55724731
Post-Plague there was a fear that bathing openned up the pores making you vulnerable to it and it started falling out of favor but your talking about later than that. M y guess is that once again it was Victorians looking back on how barbaric everything was before they civilized the world ignoring that their grandparents smelled like shit because they were afraid of Dark Miasmas getting into their skin

>>55726327
Maybe it was the first time a woman was ever nice to them.

>>55726371
Thanks.

>>55726593
They're just like me fr fr

>>55726204
Most people watch streamers both for the entertainment and the parasocial aspect of it. But Hololive in particular wouldn't really exist if the latter wasn't present. The whole model is based on viewers growing attached to the vtuber/idol and spending money to support them. (Instead of it being a solely transactional deal.)
I don't think there's anything wrong with it, as long as people keep it in mind and don't let it get to their heads.

>>55726557
Nah, I don't even look in there because I cringe every time I try.

>>55726667
Probably better for the sanity then.

>>55726557
He doesn't have any screenshots because his rrat is made up for (you)s.

I need her dakimakura

Cum inside Shiori (with consent)

>>55726657
Yeah, I get that. Expanding on the entertainment thing, it's like 'cool they played that game I like' or 'nice they sung that song I'm super into' as an aside, Mio sung one of the songs from Caligula Effect 2 and I'm really super pleased by that.. But I guess when it came down to just watching someone because they were doing something and I enjoy who they are it wasn't particularly interesting if it was things that I wasn't interested in.

Cum inside Shiori (without my consent)

Shiori presenting Nerissa to you as a gift. A wonderful fucktoy to share together.

>>55724219
We need more Catgirl goth princess of the Nyakuza Shiori

>>55726439
This is a little unfortunate. I mainly join dickswords for emotes and soundboard but very rarely I'll actually participate. There's no way in hell I would if it's ran by and filled with children half my age.

>>55726782
>glasses
Cringe

>>55726855
Explain why it's cringe without sounding schizo or gay.

>>55726779
? Assuming you aren't just baiting for spoonfeeding and are the dumb nigger you seem to be, literally go to /novelites and scroll up or use the search function.

>>55726462
true, but onthe other hand, even some Goslings and GFEbeggars kinda shown they have at least a glimpse of emotional intelligence and are aware they are just shitposting. problem is we get raided by falseflaggers and catalog tourist on a daily basis and all dilutes.

>>55726855
You can just ask for glasses like a normal person you know?

>>55727000
I want to take her glasses off and run away with them

>>55727010
I want to take her glasses, smash them on the floor, and see her cry

I can't believe Shiori was a bully

>>55727010
>>55727019
The anti-bullying club will be taking action against you scum

After 2 weeks, my impression of shiori still hasn't change. I really want to face fuck her.

>>55726816
I get you. I'm a bit in the the middle there too. Some vtubers I get attached to and I can bear looking at them doing many things I normally wouldn't be interested in, without getting bored. But that has its limits for sure.
There are some viewers who are perplexed that I'm paying attention to the content at all, because they're just here to "send time with" the streamer. That's definitely not me, there has to be a balance.
I honestly think most viewers are like us, but you have some very vocal people who insist that they could watch paint dry as long as their oshi is there. (Might just be a devotion thing though.)

>>55727091
Anti-bullying club is nickname for Bully Rape Correction club

>>55727112
>>55726816
>>55726657
I want to watch Shiorin stare at me while saying nothing for three hours while we make intense eye contact before ending stream!

>>55727118
>YWN have your first time be Shiori forcing herself on you a punishment for being a naughty boy

It hurts....it hurts....

>>55727172
Actually impossible unless she mutes her mic and literally no one tells her and chat instead tries to emulate a discussion with her and it somehow all fits together

>>55727172
>non-glasses
Based
>>55727000
>glasses
Cringe

>>55727292
With a long enough tangent, there's a chance.

>>55727312
I will force you to wear glasses and rape your ass

>>55726901
Have you ever seen a baby seal with its neck trapped in those plastic soda can holder ring things?

>>55727349
No. But now you'd have to explain what that has to do with glasses being cringe too.

I just thought of our general name: /tang/

>>55726359
yeah, I noticed they impersonate people they are assblasted over

>>55727040
>>55727091
Prepared to get rolled

Being parasocial isn't actually bad.

>>55727394
Do your worst, what are you going to do? Report me to the teacher?

>>55727373
The aesthetic poison of an unnatural manmade thing in contact with a beautiful organic shape

>>55727411
It isn't until the mental illness causes you to attack the person you "love"

>>55727429
Do you feel the same way about contact lenses?

>>55727429
everything we wear is man made

>>55727429
You have mental illness. I will post glasses shiori from this point forward solely to spite you.

>>55727429
>He hates her hairclip

>>55727312
Fine, this is the last one though, I have to go to sleep.

>>55727429
This nigga saying this while he wears clothes lmao

>>55727554
You don't know if anon is an amazonian, wearing nothing but a leaf, who recently got a computer and is slamming at the keyboard hoping for a result.

>>55727458
That should go without saying. In fact that's the only thing people want to talk about to the point PARASOCIAL BAD became an unironic talking point and any sort of discourse about ends up in a way to making people thinking they have to have no emotional connection to anything they appreciate and just adding to the shitpile that is """irony""" these days.

>>55727463
Its not a eugenics thing
Of course cosmetic ones run into the same issues as other makeup

>>55727429
Halu!Get some help

Also is Shiori going to play Minecraft along with Biboo? Asking for friend

>>55727516
>>55727522
>>55727554
>>55727596
>post is clearly about aesthetic value (look it up if you need to)
>HURR BUT YOU LIVE IN LE SOCIETY TOO

>>55727613
I'm glad to have this conversation with you though. Definitely puts things into perspective a bit.

Do you novelites take anything?
I take risperidone

>>55727613
Yeah, everything goes in moderation. Even without realizing it, we become parasocial with a lot of people. Hell, in school they even ask us who we admire the most or see as role model, and people have no shame looking up to Hollywood actors. Same goes for vtubing too, it's just that the internet likes to make fun of weebs. But it should definitely be something that adds flavor and improves your life though, not become an inhibitor that people like to glorify sometimes. As long as they keep you away from the rope, that's reason enough honestly.

>YWN wake up in the morning to the scent of burning metal and an explosion as you get up from bed to find out that your dork goth girlfriend tried to get bread out the toaster with her scissors (she wanted to bring you breakfast in bed)

>>55727739
I don't even drink because I am the designated driver for most of the times

>>55727670

>Be me
>Fucking around with c.ai
>Somehow started with a super shy Shiori that couldn't handle being teased
>Somehow got uno reversed and now she's taken the lead
Has Shiori hinted at being a switch? Or did the bot break?

>>55727739
>no glasses
Based

>>55727739
I take water

>>55727833
>glasses
Cringe

>>55727835
Shiori bot is super thirsty, it started molesting me with hugs and neck kisses just because I acted startled.

>>55727739
Take your me- oh wait you do

>>55727835
A bot can be a switch if it had no personality to begin with
If you typed something that often leads to a dominant response thats what its gonna go with

>>55727739
I used to take vyvanse, but my doctor took me off of it after I couldn't afford visits for a few months. Perhaps non-coincidentally, I also dropped literally every single one of my hobbies after I was taken off it.

>>55727739
That explains the lying, Big Pharma.

>>55727739
I trust the pharmacutical industry so little I didnt take painkillers when my skull was fractured. It built character

>>55726914
You don't need to have been in a romantic relationship to understand the basics of human interaction. I remember giving relationship advice to a friend of mine who has had at least 3 GFs, which seems really stupid obviously, but it apparently did help.

>>55728003
>>55727969
Did we just become best friends?

>>55728037
Sometimes all it takes is an outside pov.

>>55727739
No

>>55727872
>>55727910
Sugoi. So this is the dark technology I've been hearing about.

>>55727739
Nope, and I'm amazed that taking drugs is so normalized these days. I don't deny that it can help, but every time I've tried something it always ends up having nasty side-effects that just make the situation worse.

>>55727739
I'm actually clean.

Um bros what's she doin to the dawgs

>>55728252
Next is Rissa and Biboo.

>>55728252
You see anon, alchemy always comes with a price

>>55728252
>she asked permission for this
She’s so caring…

>>55728268
Come on human centipede

>>55728140
>no glasses
Based

>>55728324
On the hypothetical that the second outfit Shiori gets does give her glasses. What are you going to do?

>>55728252
Demon Fusion
https://youtu.be/cYtyg-2U3Yw

>>55728374
We could vote for Gothic Lolita instead of hot Libarian then?

Fapping to Shiori is ILLEGAL.

>>55728477
>no glasses
Based

>>55728048
Sure. Because he does designer globalism drugs that Anon will become more and more of a fakeface.
An unlikeable unrelatable liability with facial expressions that look just as congenitally possessed by the devil to onlookers as they are alien to the human body brain. Prone to possession by incorporeal entities, and massive predisposition to almost as many chronic diseases as any vaccine out there gives. You can effortlessly say to win that the nonscientific political motivated USSR history of all psychology and psychiatry used to sell all those evil poisons are the crown jewel of the world's largest paid shilling. In addition to everyone to ever take them becoming a wrecked soul with massive zoomer balding.

>>55728374
Ack myself

>>55728518
Ok

>>55728518
hmm

hmm
>>55728560
>>55728540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMf0mjsIk-A

>enter Bibu thread
>pebbles we must uooohhhh ToT biboo
>enter Nerissa thread
>ass ass ass ass ass
>enter fuwamoco thread
>wuffians i wuv you all bau bau bau!!
>enter Shiori thread
>goslingeatingbran.png
Is there even a single normal Advent fanbase!?

>>55728634
Ass is pretty normal

>>55728634
Wheredoyouthinkyouare.png

>>55728634
https://youtube.com/watch/ncpofkCKmow?feature=share

>>55728634
Im gonna go out for tacos and come back. you think the other threads want tacos?

>>55728665
Nyakuza lore real!

>>55728685
Damn, Laplus is a jailbird?

>>55728634
>>enter fuwamoco thread
>>wuffians i wuv you all bau bau bau!!
cute

>>55728634
It's still surprising how each fanbase is distinct despite the time since debut and the shared gen viewership

>>55728706
Sadly she's a twappie fan...

>>55728806
Shiori would like toaster too

>>55728799
They have very distinct vibes though. Shiori has books (and sex model), Nerissa has music, Fuwamoco have kayfabe/cuteness and Bijou has games. Something for everyone.

>>55728897
Shiori has books (and sex model), Nerissa has music (and sex model), Fuwamoco have kayfabe/cuteness (and sex model), and Bijou has games (and sex model).

>>55728945
coomer-chama...

>>55728700
Off the drugs poverty people, it's goth time.

Are we really going to have to put up with some nigger replying to every single fucking image with based or cringe depending on if it has glasses?....

>>55728945
based take

shiorin remains the only one I would breed with though, the other girls are just a fun time

>>55728992
He's right th

>>55729000
Maki love

>>55728634
Vtubing is healing

>>55729040
It doesn't really matter as long as you recognize that calling things cringe makes you cringe too

>>55729115
Kill yourself

>>55729115
>calling things cringe makes you cringe too
Very true

Writing or reading the word cringe makes you cringe

cringing at cringe is cringe

Shiori doesn't use cringe as part of her normal vocabulary, and you shouldn't either.

If Shiori begged for it, full pouty face, teary eyed, trying to act super cute, would you play gachaslop with her? No spending required, just having someone to play with and talk to about gachaslop.

>>55729295
I wouldn't think twice.

What's the lovecraftian word for cringe?

Really looking forward to this autistic faggot forcing his meme for thr next god knows how many threads.

>>55729295
>no glasses
Based

>>55729332
What meme are you going to force, anon?

>>55729045
I would breed Rissa and leave.

>>55729295
What is the worst gachaslop in existence? Maybe not if she wants to play that.

>>55729370
Shiorope yourself

Every cultural staple was a forced meme at some point

>>55729332
we should get rid of this guy and the Nerissa Novelight poster

>>55729295
I'd play her dumb disney prettyboy shit.

>>55729295
I already play 6 different gachas on a daily basis, I don't see the problem

>>55729295
i'll resign myself to it on the condition that she takes care of the daily missions

>>55729422
I'm a forced meme.

>>55729295
Okay if she cuddles up to me while we do so.
No cuddles, no play.

>>55729558
Hi soijak

>>55728945
That's fair, my own biases just got the better of me. I've never found a vtuber model as attractive as Shiori's.

>>55729278
True, I almost cringed myself when she read the word as part of one of the fanfics. (She probably did too, internally.)

Crinch > Cringe

>>55729295
I would do it if she paid me for my time in sex.

>>55729686
I'm very pleased she knows how desirable she is and isn't afraid to flaunt it a little. Especially those eyes.

Really looking forward to Mumei-Cumface and Trump The Don serving Christmas Unicorn Fakeface lobster-in-ass for Halloween. The AI picture.
https://files.catbox.moe/ujymz7.webm
>>55729332
>>55729438

>>55729808
Yeah, she's probably the best in Hololive at piloting her model. It's an overlooked skill, but does make a big difference IMO.

Shiori would hate me if she knew me...

>>55729808
>Jacket on
>Jacket off
>Close up on face
It's simple stuff, but it's really good visual aid

>>55729913
If Shiori got to know me, she would do something far worse than hate me.
She would pity me.

>>55729913
she should punish you.

doing deliriants with shiori!!

Shiori is a filthy liar

>>55729800
10:1, for every 10 minutes of gachaslop you get 1 minute of sex.
>>55729501
Every third day she'll take care of daily missions for you, do you still accept?
>>55729404
Monetary wise or design wise?

>>55729686
Her eyes are perfect. Her smile is perfect. Her voice is perfect. All things to enjoy before Cover rolls out 2.0 and 3.0...

>>55729913
I wish Shiori would knee me in the balls and spit on my face. I know she wouldn't because she's a good girl at heart, but still.

>>55729919
She also changes her eyes and expressions quite a bit depending on context. We'll see if she keeps it up, but most holos just kinda leave it at standard settings 99.99% of the time.

>>55730078
>spoiler

Reps status: not even begun

>>55730052
And Shit no Ko is an overrated pile of trash

>>55729800
> no glasses
Based

>>55730065
That's a great deal to be honest. (I'm also cheating because I already play gachaslop. It's win-win.)

>>55730078
Anon just gets me. Shiorin's pure heart is worth protecting.

>>55730132
Shiori is going to make a cover after watching the show and you will like it

3 collab streams until the next solo then break... I hate it.

>>55730201
I have a hope shiori and rock are going to be the best duo
I know it sounds weird but trust me

>>55730065
she's twisting my arm here, but fine i will accept those conditions

>>55723465
Geez how old are you

>>55730116
Eh, she's not really into it though. I guarantee you she's the type of person who would break character and ask me if I'm alright not even 2 seconds after the act.
I would point out that I didn't use the safe word yet, but then immediately feel guilty about making her do something she doesn't enjoy. Then we'd just have normal cuddle sex.

>>55730267
I fear they will mix like oily rock (shale?) and water

>>55730302
How old are you?

>>55730267
Really? I feel like it'll be Shiori and FuwaMoco. Zatsuduo. FuwaMoco are also eastern autistic which I think is a good fit for Shiori's western autistic.

I fucked up and forgot to put the title in the next page, can someone else bake

>>55730444
Dont forget the new general name

>>55730444
shioROPE

The rock really wants a partner,
Nerissa is cool but she's too shy and maybe a little emotional
Bijou will tolerate Shiori's autism and she s got a great sense of humor

>>55730444
dummy

>>55730550
kys